01x13 - Horror-Scope Scoob

[bunniefuu]

Vincent: Where will Scooby
and his crew

find their next bugaboo?

In a tomb or up a tree?

Not this time,

they're on TV.

Announcer: And here's
your host of horror,

Boris kreepoff.

Good evening, fiends.

And welcome to stuff so scary
and horrifying

you won't believe it...

or else.

Scrappy: Oh. We're
really gonna be

on the Boris kreepoff show.

Gee,

I'm nervous.

Cool out, scrappy, my man.

TV's no biggie.

Just be like me:

Suave, debonair.

Ooh! Robert redford, eat your
heart out.

Man: Five minutes, everybody.

Uh-oh! That's our cue.

Where's Scooby and shaggy?

We're on next, uncle Scooby.

Shaggy: Like, no one
in here but us chickens.

Scooby:
Yeah.

Come on, guys.

The show must go on.

Like, it can go on without us.

This place gives me the creeps.

Me too.

You seem a little nervous.

Is this your first time on TV?

A mummy.

Yikes!

Was it something I said?

Relax, guys.

He's just one of the guests.

Besides, we have to go on.

We need Boris' help

to capture that demon
that's been eluding us.

Yeah, we're gonna
use the vaccu-spook

to nab them right on the show.

Like, no way.

You can't beg us,

you can't convince us.

Would you do it for some Scooby
snacks?

But, like, ha, ha,
you can bribe us.

Yeah, yummy.

Uh-uh-uh! Not until
after the show.

Like, I knew there was a catch.

Boris : And now it's
time for our weekly visit

with the amazing tallulah.

Look,

it's the lady who writes
the horoscopes in the paper.

Tell us, tallulah,

what do the spirits
say this week?

The spirits predict grave danger

for one with the
initials of s.D.

S.D.?

That's me.

And, like, that's our cue to
skidoo, Scooby-doo.

Zoinks!

Hi, kids. I'm Freddie cadaver,

the show's director.

How you doing? Fine, thanks.

You're on next. Follow me.

Ah. Our public beckons.

Ha, ha, stardom, here I come.

Daphne, like,
please don't make us

go on this creepy show.

Please.

Daphne: You're making a big deal
out of nothing, guys.

I'll leave the Scooby snacks
right here.

They'll be your
reward after the show.

Like, you drive a hard bargain.

Bogel: Look,
weerd, there they go,

just like the boss said.

Yeah. This time we'll get them for sure.

This switch
controls the trap door
backstage.

When I give the signal,

you flip it.

Heh, oh, boy,

we're finally gonna
get that chest.

Yeah, after we get rid of those kids.

Vincent:
This is a warning to all
living mortals...

that whosoever opens this
chest of demons...

will release 13
of the most terrifying
ghosts...

upon the face of the earth.

Scooby:
Yikes!



Let's get them, bogel.

I'm with you, weerd.

Only you can return the
demons to the chest.

Shaggy & Scooby:
Why us?

Vincent: Because you let them
out.

Phew!





You know what to do?

Yeah, when you signal,
i switch this switch.

Not that, this switch.

Which switch is which?

Switch this switch. Watch.

Which watch?

I didn't say, "switch a watch."

"Watch which switch is which."

A witch?

Not a witch, a switch. Unh,

have you heard anything i said?

Well, there's a witch that
switched into a watch...

Oh, weerd,

I'm so confused.

Cadaver:
Ten seconds, everybody.

Long time no see, Vincent.

Yes, Boris,

we have much to talk about.

There'll be plenty
of time for that later

or else....

Boris, baby, you're on.

Welcome back.

Vincent vanghoul and his
ghost-catching friends

have joined us.

Vincent,

tell us why you're here

or else....

We have prepared
a little demonstration for you.

We hope to conjure an
evil spirit from beyond

and trap him here...

in the chest of demons.

Why, that's so terrifying and
scary...

i don't believe it.

What's going on?

Oh, the spirits are in such a tizzy.

You lummox.

You're switching
the wrong switches.

It's this one.

Good heavens.

Is everyone all right?

Tallulah, what is it?

I chipped my nail Polish.

And now for the coup de ville.

Boris: What happened?

Tallulah: I can't see a thing.

Shaggy:
Who turned out the lights?

Vincent:
Where's the chest of demons?

Uh-oh! Somebody nabbed it.

Who could have done
such a heinous deed?

If that chest falls
into the wrong hands,

the demons will be set loose.

Yikes!

Like, we've gotta find it.

Here, chest. Nice chestie,
chestie.

Here, boy.

You won't find it that way.

I sense the powers
of darkness at work here.

Like, then somebody
call the power company.

Boris, I hope you had
nothing to do with this.

Vincent, you cut me
to the quick.

How could you,

my oldest, dearest friend,

accuse me of a trick so low?

I won't stand for such an
insult. Unh!

Gee, Mr. vanghoul,

I didn't know Boris
and you were old pals.

That's right, scrappy.

We went to school together:

Terror tech.

We graduated in 36.



No, just 36.

Daphne: What should
we do now, Mr. vanghoul?

You check things out from this
end.

I must return to my castle...

to see if I can get to the
bottom of this debacle.

I'll contact you if I find
anything.

Hey, guys,

check this out.

My Scooby snacks.

How did those get here?

I left them backstage.

Maybe that ghostie who took the
chest got the munchies.

Well, he left a few.

Why let them go to
waste, eh, scoob?

Hey.

Oh, I feel powerful
spirit vibrations

surrounding this box.

You must let me hold a seance
to get to the bottom of this.

Like, how about
letting me hold that box

to get to the bottom of it?

Not so fast, guys.

This is evidence.

Like, evidently we go hungry,
scoob.

We tricked the foolish
mortals

we tricked the foolish mortals

- we did our best
- we stole the chest

We tricked the foolish
mortals

simbooloo:
You idiots.

Both:
Yikes!

You bungled it.

But, simbooloo, we thought you...

You thought?

That's your trouble.

You think too much.

What he means is, um,

didn't you nab the
chest of demons

when the lights went out?

No.

Somebody got to it before I did.

And it's all your fault.

We're sorry, your awfulness.

Forgive us, your disgustingness.

I must have that chest.

Find it before those meddling
kids do

or else....

Yes, your repulsiveness.

It's all your fault, bogel.

You switched the wrong switches.

You told me to switch the witch

with the watch and
watch which switch.

Now don't start that again.

Come on.

Scrappy:
How you gonna find the chest,
tallulah?

I'm gonna do what
we in the business call

a tarot-card reading.

They're used for soothsaying.

Is that anything like go fish?

Tallulah: No. You see,

we lay them out like so, on
top of the Scooby snacks and...

my goodness.

Daphne: What is it?

Tallulah:
This is incredible.

It's a lighthouse.

The chest is at a lighthouse.

It was taken there by an evil
spirit.

The only lighthouse near here

is that old one
on lookout point.

Bingo, that's it.

That's where the chest is.

Scrappy:
Then let's move out, guys.

Oh, but be careful.

This evil spirit is extra
powerful.

Simbooloo: Those meddling kids
have been sent here.

You must keep
them out of the way

while I find the
chest of demons.

Don't worry, simbooloo.

We got it all figured out.

We do?

Oh, yeah, ha, ha.

We do. We do, do, do.

Just see that you don't

bungle it this time.

Daphne: There it is,

lookout point lighthouse.

Flim flam and i
will look around down here.

You guys go up to the top.

Who, us?

Way up there?

Maybe that chest
is hidden in the basement.

Come on, we've got
a ghoulie to nab.

Hello. Anybody home?

Who is it?

May we be of assistance,
perchance?

Yeah. We need to look around
inside this place...

because we're on an important
ghost-nabbing mission.

Shaggy: Like, who are you guys?

We're the caretakers.

We been taking care
of caretaking this place

since we built it
back in aught-three.

No, it was aught-two.

We ought to what?

No, in aught-two we built it.

What do you mean
we ought to built it?

It's already built.

It was build in aught-three.

No, it was aught-two.

We ought to what?

Get inside.

Uh, he's a bit confused,

but do come in.

Ah. Here we are

at the top of the lighthouse.

Now where's that chestie?

Look around all you want.

Yeah.

You've got the place to
yourselves.

So long, suckers.

Hey, come back here.

Zoinks, we've been duped.

It's no use.

They locked it.

We'll have to think our way out
of this.

Yikes! Like, think fast.

Heave-ho,

heave-ho,

heave-ho.

Oh, boy.

Like, now I know why
they call this lookout point.

Look out!

Help.

Scooby: Help.

Heave-ho,

heave-ho.

Help us, somebody.

Help.

We've gotta save them.

Quick, Daphne,

drive off the cliff.

What?

Don't worry,

we'll use the rubber ducky raft.

Jump.

Jump!

Like, do we have a choice?

Geronimo!

Did you find the chest of
demons?

No.

But, like, we almost
found Davy Jones' locker.

Daphne: I just wanna know
how those ghosts knew we'd be
there.

Flim flam: Yeah, tallulah better
have a pretty good explanation.

Boy, am I glad you're here.

Like, not half as glad
as we are to still be here.

Tallulah,

somebody knew we were
going to that lighthouse.

You're telling me.

Right after you left,

i discovered my room is bugged.

- Bugged?
- Yeah, bugged.

Wired for sound.

Look what I found hidden in the
drapes.

Imagine the nerve.

This is serious.

You ain't kidding, kid.

When I seen this thing,

i says to myself I says:

"This could be toodle-oo, tallulah."

So now I'm mad.

We're having us another seance.

Oh, I'm getting something.

Vincent: Daphne, Scooby,

can you hear me?

It's Mr. vanghoul.

We read you, Vince.

What's up?

We are all in grave danger.

One of my most important
books has been stolen:

The grand Tome of the chest
of demons.

Whoever stole that book
will know all the secrets of
the chest.

Yes, this confirms my darkest
fears.

Whoever opens
the chest of demons

on the night of the
winter solstice...

will have all the power in
the universe.

And the winter solstice is
tonight.

You must find the chest

before it's too late.

Beware. Beware.

Mr. vanghoul, wait.

Can't you get him back?

I'll try, hon.

Auntie em.

Auntie em.

Oh, it's that kid
with the Ruby slippers again.

What's this I'm getting?

Hey, that's the ghoulish lawn
cemetery.

I'm getting an image.

I see a chest.

Yes,

the chest of demons
is at the cemetery.

We'd better get going, then.

Oh, no.

Cemeteries are definitely out.

We went on that creepy TV show,

we climbed up the lighthouse.

But cemeteries are out.

O-w-t,

out.

I'll let you have these Scooby
snacks.

Scooby snacks, mm, yummy.

Call it a weakness.

Simbooloo:
This is your last chance.

I must find that chest by
midnight...

then all the power
in the universe

will be mine.

Don't let those kids leave here
tonight.

Oh, they won't.

We got a bunch of
zombies to help us.

Yeah, yeah, we
bribed them with tickets

to Boris' show, you know.

It's a foolproof plan.

You've already proven that
you're fools.

This time don't fail.

We have a lot of
ground to cover, guys.

We'd better split up.

Scooby, shaggy,

you look in here.

Oh, boy, my uncle Scooby's
gonna be a hero.

Like, I don't see
anything in here.

Do you, scoob?

Uh-uh.

Just a bunch of old urns.

Like, look at this grecian urn.

What's a grecian urn?

What's a grecian urn?

Oh, about 4 bucks an hour.

Get it, scoob?

Like, bring that lamp a little
closer, scoob, will you?

But, shaggy....

Huh!

Both:
Zoinks!

A zombie,

a zombie!

Scooby:
Yikes!

Help, Daphne.

Save us.

Help,

please.

What's wrong, guys?

A zombie

in the crypt.

That's ridiculous.

There's no such thing.

Hummina,

hummina,

hummina.

Hummina, hummina, hummina?

Help.

Help!

Quick, guys, over here.

Okay, everybody,

stay with the group,

no stragglers...

no time to lose,

got a lot to see.

Now the next step on our tour

is Dracula's castle.

Uh, well, of course,

it looks a lot bigger
in the movies.

Get your maps to the ghouls' homes.

Cotton candy, popcorn, peanuts.

Here you go. Take one of these,

have a map.

There you go. That's great.

Hold the phone. Try one on.

Daphne: All aboard.

Scrappy: Step lively.

Don't wanna miss your bus.

Next stop, the wax museum.

Daphne: Goodbye.
Shaggy: Have a nice trip.

Scrappy:
Bon voyage!

Flim flam:
Don't forget to write.

Shaggy, Daphne & scrappy:
Phew!

Hey, one of those zombies
dropped something.

Wow,

these are tickets to
Boris' TV show, ha, ha.

Daphne: Then you know where that
leads us.

Back to the TV studio.

Shaggy:
But what are you gonna ask him,
Daphne?

Daphne: I just want to find out

if Boris knows anything.

Like, I guess he's not here.

Wait a minute.

Look.

That's the floor
plan of the temple

where we found
the chest of demons.

And this is the book stolen
from Vincent's castle.

And look at this.

An airline ticket to Tibet.

Like, now if we could only find
a clue.

These are clues.

Now we know that
Boris flew to Tibet

and stole Vincent's book.

And he probably stole
the chest of demons.

But why?

Vincent: I know.

Vincent.

I found the most important clue
of all.

Where?

In the ancient scroll of pyrex?

No.

Flim flam:
In the mysterious runes of thoth?

No.

Like, where, then?

Right here in the TV listings:

"Saturday, 8 P.M.

Host Boris kreepoff

will open the fabled
chest of demons

on the air tonight."

It's 8:00 now.

We gotta hurry.

Flim go get the vaccu-spook.

Roger, Wilco.

Tonight, loyal viewers,

i have something for you...

that's so frightening
and amazing

even I don't believe it.

I am about to open

the fabled chest of demons...

on national television.

Stop.

You don't know
what you're doing.

That hasn't stopped him yet.

If you open that chest,

you'll release unspeakable
horrors into the world.

Hideous demons will be set
loose...

and the entire planet will be
reduced to smoldering ash.

Well, that's show biz.

All you say may be true...

but at least I'll finally get
back at you, Vincent...

for humiliating me back at
terror tech.

That's not true.

Don't deny it.

You were always more popular
with the ghouls.

Can I help it if I'm just
irresistible?

Come on, guys.

Get on with the show.

And quite a show it will be.

For when I open this chest...

all the power in the universe

will be mine

or else....

Correction,

the power will be mine.

Tallulah,

what are you doing here?

I have come to claim my prize,

foolish mortals.

I may not have been able
to dispose of you...

but in the end,

you led me to the
prize I always sought.

The chest of demons.

So it was you who sent
those baddies after us

at the lighthouse
and the graveyard.

Yes.

You thought I was a mere medium,

but in reality I am...

simbooloo,

lion demon.

You're a lying demon, all right.

Seize him.

Gracious.

And now

the power will be mine.

All is lost.

Stand back,

I'm coming through.

What?

Stop him.

They're pulling a
switch on us, bogel.

Which switch is which?

Don't start that again.

Let's just get out of here.

Simbooloo:
You cowards.

You cowards!

Flim flam,

you saved the day.

And not a moment too soon.

Ha, ha, glad to help out.

There.

Those ghouls are locked
up where they belong.

For all eternity, I hope,

or else....

Hmm, I wonder what this does.

All:
Whoa!

Hey, everybody,

I've solved the mystery
of who stole the chest.

Huh! Oh.

Like, what evil demon did that?

Daphne:
It was just me, guys.

This button makes the whole
stage turn around.

There's another set just like it
backstage.

That's how the chest of demons
was stolen.

Am I right, Boris?

You're right.

I pushed the button last night

while the lights were out.

That's how the chest
was made to disappear...

and how the Scooby
snacks ended up on stage

when I left them backstage.

Oh, the shame of it all.

How could I betray a friend like
you, Vincent?

And how can I ever repay you

for all the trouble I've caused?

I don't know.

And why am I asking a dog?

At least the whole
thing was on the show.

Let's see what the
camera picked up.

Hi, mom. Hi, dad.

Hello, mommy.

Cadaver: It's that kid
and his dog.

They're blocking the camera.

They ruined the whole thing.

Looks like you guys
were the stars of the show.

Naturally.

Vincent: And so our heroes
once again...

have foiled the schemes
of ghosts and men...

led by one so brave and true...

no one else but....

Scooby-dooby-doo!