03x11 - Blinded by Love

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Life with Louie". Aired: September 2, 1995 – March 2, 1998.*
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Based on the childhood of Anderson, growing up with his family in the fictional town of Cedar Knoll, Wisconsin during the early 1960s, although Anderson himself was actually from Saint Paul, Minnesota, also situated in the Midwestern U.S.
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03x11 - Blinded by Love

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let me tell you about my family

it was that time of year again after a

long cold winter spring had finally come

to Cedar no the flowers were blooming

the birds were singing dad's allergies

were just kicking

in and as for me well you know what they

say in Spring a young man's fancy turns

to thoughts of

dogs oh here we go

please please can I have a dog no way

there a dog is a huge responsibility L

you have to walk him feed him groom him

I'll take care of everything I promise

just like the room you never clean the

lawn you don't mow and the Garb you

never take out can't play f with garbage

dad you know who end up taking of that

dog Lou you're mother that's

right sorry SP May next makes you think

I'll be any more responsible next year

good point Soldier make that 10 years

when you're out of the house like oper

pH fails

again realle there why don't you just us

in the head with a

dogpper for dinner what that pepper you

can't come you can't do anything because

fish wow you're like the biggest

goldfish in Wisconsin and look how happy

you

are whoever ra you did quite a job they

must be very

responsible responsible you stuff that

fish so F he stuck on the bottom like

the Arizona you know if I had a dog I'd

be outside playing all the time and I'd

probably become a really good athlete

like you

Dad you're absolutely right Lou well Dad

I think you missed the

point hey what's going on here looks

like you're getting a ticket done who

asked you these spaces are reserved for

the disabled Mr Anderson you see you

parked in the Blue Zone it's just one

tire the other three are in the white

zone guess the symbol of the wheelchair

threw you

off here you go this is an outrage I'm a

veteran of course you are I myself home

from the front one piece and this is the

I

get think he's starting to come around

dad now listen Andy you got a beef you

take it to I'll move it on out of here

before I you up again cancel my

subcription to place weekly you never

bought one anyway but Andy they need

those spes they have to be able to come

and go easily they got me all wrong AA

I'm not opposed to parking spaces for

the disabled I'm just I'm a veteran and

I want one too

well what was that stay right here

butter girl and remember if I don't come

back name rank here

only okay Mugsy the coast is clear not a

dog in

sight oh no look a dog I'm cra Oh

Brother Where does he get these ideas

this dog saved our riches all the jewels

and money are safe well if we had jewels

and money they'd be safe way to butter

me up there

kid Tommy knock

it

Ries Dad we need a to protect us I have

this to prot

us I don't have to feed

it so you dressed up like a bur broke

into your own me to like a dog and they

still said no never get a dog sure you

will Lou you just got to be more

creative I don't know goon if I get any

more creative I could be doing time why

don't you tell them that if they get you

a dog they'll never have to get you

anything else ever again oh no presents

for the rest of my life there's a

brainstorm why don't you make your

parents a deal they buy you a dog if you

get all a on your next report card good

one toddler does anyone else see a

problem with that besides

me listen I just wanted to thank you for

giving me such a wonderful mom who I

love more than anything and who even if

she doesn't get me a dog and I know

that's kind of hard to believe is still

the nicest sweetest prettiest mom in the

whole wide world Lou what are you

shouting for I wanted him to hear me the

whole neighborhood can hear you now

knock it off

come on L they're going to get stale

what's it going to

be I have the usual in fact I'll have

all the

usuals day

yeah hey big buddy darn BR always trips

me

up give me two honey blaz there's a man

who knows what he likes not me I got to

stare at him for a while

well I don't exactly have that

luxury you watching all right Vic that's

the Third customer of M you FK this week

I wish it considered I told you I don't

want a dog my cousin Sheila knows this

guy with a guy dog and he loves it I

don't know the first thing about dogs

that's the beautiful part guide dogs for

the blind trains them for you well

actually they start up by giving the

puppies the kids kids yeah yeah kids

don't interrupt me L the kids raise them

then the puppies go through some classes

when they're older by the time you get

the dog he's fully trained yeah like I

trust my life to a dog so um where

exactly are they giving these pupppies

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away and I called guide dogs for the

Blind and they said they were looking

for puppy risers especially kids who eat

donuts well Lou it sounds like a fine

idea to me ask your father why bring Dad

into it bring Dad into what well dear

Louie was just telling me he wants to

raise a puppy for a blind person what is

a blind person wrong with a dog anyway

nice try there L I really think we

should talk about this even the big g*ns

now huh

son ACC to this the GU dog program was

started to help wounded w*r hero look

here one of their first graduates

huh oh I remember him and now it helps

lots of different people many of whom of

course are

veterans okay L you win you're on you

mean it sure why not all

right after all charity begins at home

Andy how sweet it's got to be a right

off in I'm sure of that the G Lou dog

plan was motion and we were on our way

to pick up my new

puppy not a boy take no prisoners there

P how

precious hey that's not fair he was

playing with that come here little fella

Lou say hello to scout look he likes me

he really likes me he likes looking the

Don Crums off your face and here's your

manual you're kidding these are dogs Lou

just think of them as a member of your

family don't worry I'll treat them

better than that Mo it

Tommy it would have been cheaper to have

another

kid come on SC let's go where do you

think you're heading

this no dogs in the house you heard the

man said we're supposed to treat Scott

like a member of the family I don't even

let my mother in the house

the puppies must with the puppy razor

that would be me at all

times you better hope Grandma hga never

hears about

this rule 35 uh puppies are not allowed

in the

bed sorry SC come on boy

good night

SC come on Scout we got to get ready for

school SC I have to Dad you may recall

rule

19 I'm supposed to take them everywhere

schools restaurants stores so he gets

familiar with all types of places places

he might go with his blind partner fine

take him to school but I'm telling you I

don't care how smart he get not paying

for his college

education wow

cool what he do he doesn't do anything

yet he's just a puppy fig he's a loser

like you my dog is really smart he can

do all sorts of tricks like what give

noogies yeah and take lunch money from

the other

dogs very funny you Looney and your

little dog

too oh good you're home sign this well

sure what is it de my petition to get

special parking for veterans the party

of the first part that's you request the

party of the second part that's me we're

crying out loud AA you don't have to

read it just sign it now Andy you're not

supposed to sign anything legal until

you've read it all right thereon you can

sign it later but I there'll be any left

on this

baby Glen you know the rules no dogs in

school but Lou's dog gets to stay Lou's

dog is training to be a guide dog so my

dog's train to be a an assassin as

moving as that is Mr Glenn I'm afraid

you and your dog going to have to

leave okay dog face I challenge you to a

doggy

youy Scout's not allowed to chase balls

play fet or eat human food what's the

point of having a dog if can't eat out

of your

and

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I just the guy I wanted to

see sign it a petition to implement

special parking for veterans huh look

they got special parking for the

disabled for the comps for the fire

department even the School Janitor has

Reserve parking sure I'll sign as soon

as they make special paring for

Pathologists if Scout's kibble intake

was any indication he was thriving and

even though he couldn't fetch sticks or

play ball he was sure becoming part of

the family hey Dad rule 76 no feeding

table scraps to the puppy I wasn't

feeding them it's

SL enough with the cookies people I've

got an important petition here where you

go pal I don't want money I want your

John Han now come back here hey you

special parking for veterans what do you

say oh yeah yeah yeah that really makes

sense show some respect can't you see

I'm a warrior off okay boy I'm going to

show you where all the good stuff is

four dessert smell that that's

chocolate never forget it you know de

it's possible sc's new owner

he's going to be blind mom not

stupid who put that there almost broke

my neck now what's that just my dog sced

no dogs in the market it's

unsanitary can we help you with all just

stay out of my way I had to take Scout

to puppy raising Tings once a month to

teach him how to deal with all types of

situations and

distraction I told you he's not allow

hey watch

this

atast he's right it's rule number one I

got to give him back as soon as he's

ready let me see that must be a loop

there's always a Lo here it is Rule 435

if the puppy is unable to fully perform

his Guy dog then the puppy razor will be

given the first option to keep them

really yeah now all you have to do is

hope

flunks or make them

flunk L you got a from gu dogs for the

blind today it's almost time to return

Scout I can't hear I can't hear I can't

hear what's that mother I can't hear you

now Lou you knew from the beginning but

he's not

ready well he's

ready look he put the forks on the wrong

side and he eats donuts and he crosses

against the light and he chases things

watch here Scout go get him Bo go

on going Lou do you know what will

happen if Scout learns the wrong things

yeah I get to keep them and what happens

to the person who's counting on him to

be his guide I don't know but I'd get to

keep them honey I'm home how about a

Andy why you're home early I have to be

in court in a half hour I'm presenting

my petition how many people signed

that's

irrelevant a Boy Scout just found out

it's time to give Scout back give him

back he's a member of the family why

don't we just give him Danny Andy he's

never brought me a cold one you both

know Scout belongs with the program

that's why we got him in the first place

to help someone

not your dog he is too and I'm keeping

him let

me the heck are you

gone hey

come back

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here you leave me alone mister are you

okay your dog tried to bite me no he

didn't he saved you where's my cane here

let me happy out here Upsy Daisy Buddy L

are you all right Lou what about me that

dog att*cked me what are you blind you

Sav your life Call It Whatever you want

you'll be hearing from my attorney and

also my dry

I'm late I got to go come on skull you

know we're not

wanted your honor we live in a world

that has parking places and those

parking places have to be given up to

people with special needs the veterans

sir you don't want me parking in the

back you want me to park up front you

need me to park up front just answer the

question did you or did you not Park in

the Blue Zone you want answers I want

the truth you can't handle the TRU Mr

Anderson one more outburst and I will

hold you in contempt I have here photos

of special parking places that will

prove Beyond A Reasonable

Doubt Mr Anderson here Dad Scott found

exhibit a on the

sidewalk thanks guys on second thought I

Ive dismissed what you can't do that I'm

the judge your honor I'm afraid I'm

barking up the wrong tree here excuse

the expression Scott would you care to

clarify that for the court I thought I

deserve special parking because I'm a

veteran but seeing my son here with his

guide dog I realize there are people who

need those spaces more than I do so I

got a plate in my head I can still walk

I'm sorry for taking up your time your

honor thank you Mr Anderson that's very

honorable now get out of my courtroom

next

Cas how can I do this Scout's my best

friend in the whole world very soon

Scout's going to be someone else's

entire universe returning Scout was the

hardest thing I ever had to do I wrote

him letters and he wrote Back With a

Little Help from his trainer hey

everyone Scout pass what do you

everything he knows Saturday's his

graduation can we

go where the heck is can't remember

myell he thanks for remembering

me Lou is that you smell custard Filly

you changed your mind what happened a

donut shop and the grocery store were

the only places I ever went you were

right with a dog I'll be able to cover

more ground that and a dog did save my

life well you're not just getting a dog

you're getting the best dog I heard that

you had something to do with

that thanks Vick no thank you Lou

Anderson and Scout with VI n hey how

would you like to meet us at the donut

shop next week well you don't have to

twist my

arm as I saw the two of them moving

together as one I realized I hadn't lost

myg

I had helped Vic find his way
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