01x05 - Episode 5

[bunniefuu]

part one in which Logan ticks off a

panda

how's it going

it's going fine how about you ma'am

where am i my bamboo field this ain't

really happening is it you're dreamin

but that doesn't mean it isn't happening

ah so tell you i'm your spirit animal i

think there's been a mix-up right now

some ballerinas telling a wolverine the

same thing in her dream you think your

spirit animal is a Wolverine I don't

believe in spirit animals cuz I ain't a

fruitcake but I did yeah mine's a

Wolverine

why are you wrong Wolverines aren't even

interested in being spirit animals oh I

get it

you're like my kartli inner self that

never gets to come out on account of me

not getting enough hugs I'm not

currently sure you are take it back no I

want you to listen to me this is very

important we'll try okay but first I

gotta ask you what's black and white and

red all over

what you said to me don't tell me about

him and the girl whatever you do don't

tell them that you heard him say to her

tell who the people who cut your head

off

part 2 in which Logan loses his head

fury morning where am I

the Triskelion prison compound how'd I

get here

we brought you so where's my body

your body is in an undisclosed location

can I have it back

let the pins can I have it back please

no how do you know I wouldn't die it cut

my head off because we know lots of

things about you in fact we know

everything about you that blow-up doll

in my closet is for research your lungs

are seven floors above us you know how

you breathing right now magic you're

breathing through your skin and get this

you put your head in the depressurized

room a vacuum with no oxygen at all you

still didn't die your brain just shut

off when in the stasis it got me

thinking maybe your mutation isn't about

healing at all it's about surviving will

you scratch my nose for me

I'll tell you what

I'll not only scratch your nose but I'll

stick your head back on the rest

what's a catch the catch slogan is you

tell me what the hell happened in Tibet

I found banner he threw me through a

wall we fought the snow he ripped me in

half everything went black you woke me

up and now I'm ahead and that's it

sir you're not leaving out the good

parts like what like the part where

Betty Ross showed up I got no idea what

you're talking about

we have reason to believe Ross engaged

banner there was seismic activity in the

Himalayas 8.9 on the Richter scale

avalanches reported as far as 15 miles

away near this ring a bell maybe I'd

remember better if you hadn't dropped a

b*mb on me if everything went black how

do you remember me dropping a b*mb guess

I woke up for that part I had to take a

shot at banner while I knew where he was

nothing personal

the nuke had a feel

I need you to tell me what they said to

each other who gives a damn what they

said to each other you blew them up

they're gone I blew you up

you're not going tell me

are you protecting him for some insane

reason no then tell me what did they say

to each other

I don't know everything went black

Mike drew this

part three in which we once again

flashback in time to explain things

better

Oh Nicki you one-eyed rat

what I overheard while I was trying to

stick my cab waste back on ready break

Hulk's hard no you wanna know what he

said to him after each other like she

was a breaking down

well Nick what if I told you this cuz

even though they thought they had their

privacy I saw the whole damn thing and I

still ID sure whether they was fightin

or screwing but what if I told you I saw

him smile at her right before we all

heard what was coming the nuke you fired

at us then my son jump at the rocket

like he was gonna bite it in half so you

want to know what they said to each

other right before you tried to k*ll him

Nicky

well she said to him and then he set her

well

least they put me back together can I

rest in emits the list no claws and no

door in here must have teleported me in

part 4 in which Logan makes a valuable

ally in his toilet bowl I can smell you

in there keep your damn voice down what

the hell are you doing in my Trapper

trying to escape idiot

I'm still in the Triskelion the prison

block the Triskelion and if you keep

yapping the audio surveillance sweep is

gonna hear us talking to each other in

about 25 seconds and how the hell do you

know that because I designed their

security just like I designed those

restraints on your hands then just like

I designed this tuning fork which is

currently vibrating my molecules fast

enough to face you're a mutant the kid

who can make anything what's your name

again Forge

well Forge did at Fort Lee or vibrate

fast enough to scramble me up too yeah

why the hell would I wanted to cuz I

consider it a personal favor

Greenwich Village

well I guess this is where you thank me

for busting you out and we part ways no

this is where you thank me for not

snapping your neck and build me

something I need what do you need a few

hours later nice digs Thanks shield

found my other lab this one is for

special projects can I ask you something

no you're gonna k*ll someone with this

aren't you

yep I thought you x-men were all hippie

dippie mutants and humans holding hands

and all that I thought you weren't

allowed to k*ll people I'm working

freelance okay this is it nothing fancy

you just walk up to where your target is

and they're colored and what's to stop

them from yanking it off well for

starters it takes the gravity and

inertia of the wears resistance and

converts them into an opposing force say

that again but this time pretend I'm an

angry mutant with claws in his hands who

hates mad no one's gonna yank it off I

made it to withstand 81 billion tons of

pressure 81 million tons is what the

moon weighs so unless whoever you're

slapping this on can lift the moon I

think it'll be enough please tell me

they can't lift the moon nah probably

none you sure you don't want me to

increase the diameter if you're dealing

with a big guy it's not gonna fit around

his neck

that'd be the point okay you've got your

unbreakable caller anything else yeah

maybe another one a lady's mom is in

hers colors huh kinky just do it

MacGyver fine fine deeds so where are

you going anyway

I'll be planning far away kid I'm going

to Casablanca

gotcha

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