06x14 - Last Call: Live Reunion

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jersey Shore". Aired: December 3, 2009 – December 20, 2012.*
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06x14 - Last Call: Live Reunion

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Tonight you get a front row seat as we say good-bye

Row seat as we say good-bye to the cultural even if man

To the cultural even if man that is -phenomenon that

That is -phenomenon that is "jersey shore".

Is "jersey shore". We are live so you never

We are live so you never know what might happen.

Know what might happen. "Jersey shore" got everyone

"Jersey shore" got everyone talking because for better

Talking because for better or worse these roommates

Or worse these roommates have always been themselves.

Have always been themselves. America couldn't stopwatchinging

America couldn't stopwatchinging when they met these eight

When they met these eight guidos.

Guidos. Nobody would have guessed it

Nobody would have guessed it would become the highest

Would become the highest rated series in mtv history.

Rated series in mtv history. These kids kept countries

These kids kept countries glued to their seats for six

Glued to their seats for six seasons.

Seasons. "Jersey shore" became a

"Jersey shore" became a weekly event.

Weekly event. Tonight, we are celebrating

Tonight, we are celebrating the moments that made the

The moments that made the most common people on

Most common people on television superstars.

Television superstars. Here is the "jersey shore"

Here is the "jersey shore" final reunion or as they

Final reunion or as they like to say, last call.

[Applause] this is a night of

This is a night of celebration, and who better

Celebration, and who better to celebrate with than the

To celebrate with than the first family of seaside

First family of seaside heights?

Heights? Welcome mike the situation.

Welcome mike the situation. J. Lo.

J. Lo. Ronny.

Ronny. Sam.

Sam. Vinny.

Vinny. St snooki.

St snooki. And the dina.

And the dina. What would you say to

What would you say to them after s in the

Them after s in the success?

Success? You guys lived "jersey

You guys lived "jersey shore" and we watched it.

Shore" and we watched it. It's surreal.

It's surreal. This is my second family.

This is my second family. I can't believe it's finally

I can't believe it's finally over.

Over. We love you jenni.

We love you jenni. They had a language and

They had a language and lifestyle all their own and

Lifestyle all their own and were eager to share it.

Were eager to share it. I love guidos.

I love guidos. I was born and raised a

I was born and raised a guido.

Guido. Somebody who knows how to

Somebody who knows how to club it out.

Club it out. I live my life.

I live my life. I'm just straight official.

I'm just straight official. We are beating up the

We are beating up the beat.

Beat. Stay well.

Stay well. This is a situation right

This is a situation right here.

Here. Sweethearts.

Sweethearts. Snooki is rocking.

Snooki is rocking. [Singing].

[Singing]. And make the guido.

And make the guido. Fresh hair cut.

Fresh hair cut. Fresh everything.

Fresh everything. [Applause]

You hear people use catch phrases that they invented

Phrases that they invented like smoosh.

Like smoosh. This is what we do.

This is what we do. This is how we live our

This is how we live our lives, and we were just

Lives, and we were just displaying it to america,

Displaying it to america, and it caught on.

And it caught on. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Are you guys all

Are you guys all surprised how many guidos

Surprised how many guidos and guidettes there are all

And guidettes there are all over the country?

Over the country? We were endangered

We were endangered before.

Before. Now we have an army.

Now we have an army. We also learned that

We also learned that guidos are highly emotional

Guidos are highly emotional and sometimes speak with

And sometimes speak with their fists, and over the

Their fists, and over the years, they sure did a lot

Years, they sure did a lot of talking.

Of talking. [Rapping].

[Rapping]. Stop!

Stop! Stop!

Stop! Round, two.

Round, two. [Rapping].

[Rapping]. That's one shot.

That's one shot. That's one shot.

That's one shot. Whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa. [Cheers and applause]

[Cheers and applause] wow, guidos can take a

Wow, guidos can take a bunch.

Bunch. What is it that makes you

What is it that makes you all want to fight so much?

All want to fight so much? I don't know.

I don't know. I think we all kind of speak

I think we all kind of speak with our emotions, and one

With our emotions, and one thing leads to another, and

Thing leads to another, and we end up fighting.

We end up fighting. We talk with our hands.

We talk with our hands. [Laughter]

[Laughter] jenni you aren't afraid

Jenni you aren't afraid to take a swing and mike you

To take a swing and mike you received one.

Received one. Were you caught off guard?

Were you caught off guard? Yeah, she came at me.

Yeah, she came at me. I had no idea, especially a

I had no idea, especially a girl that hits that hard.

Girl that hits that hard. Yeah.

Yeah. She's got some g*ns.

She's got some g*ns. Yeah.

Yeah. When you look back at

When you look back at that sucker punch, what goes

That sucker punch, what goes through your mind?

Through your mind? First of all, I'm a tough

First of all, I'm a tough [bleep].

[Bleep]. Also that's like the moment

Also that's like the moment that brought me and

That brought me and everybody together because I

Everybody together because I wasn't fitting in, so the

Wasn't fitting in, so the fact everyone started to

Fact everyone started to love me was good, so thank

Love me was good, so thank you.

You. [Applause]

[Applause] you have a long fight his

You have a long fight his friday from the one shot

Friday from the one shot knockout to the bed flipping

Knockout to the bed flipping battle to the italian wall

Battle to the italian wall brawl.

Brawl. What's next for you?

What's next for you? I'm a trend-setter.

I'm a trend-setter. Well, aside from fighting

Well, aside from fighting with each other, they also

With each other, they also got into it with the duck

Got into it with the duck phone.

Phone. [Quacking]

[Quacking] yeah, free pizza.

Yeah, free pizza. Hey.

Hey. [Quacking]

[Quacking] [bleep].

[Bleep]. [Bleep].

[Bleep]. I'm not calling you for

I'm not calling you for like a hundred times.

Like a hundred times. What do people tell you

What do people tell you about me?

About me? ]].

]]. What is wrong with this

What is wrong with this stupid [bleep] phone?

Stupid [bleep] phone? Rip, rip.

Rip, rip. Roger that.

Roger that. [Applause]

[Applause] snaomt you hung up on

Snaomt you hung up on people.

People. Why?

Why? I mean, how do you know

I mean, how do you know how to work a duck phone?

How to work a duck phone? This is the first time I saw

This is the first time I saw a duck phone, and I was

A duck phone, and I was always drunk, so I had no

Always drunk, so I had no idea what was going on.

Idea what was going on. Complicated.

Complicated. Yeah.

Yeah. Jenni, dina, the duck

Jenni, dina, the duck phone was part of the

Phone was part of the family.

Family. When mike smashed it was

When mike smashed it was that duck m*rder?

That duck m*rder? Absolutely.

Absolutely. That duck should be sitting

That duck should be sitting right herd.

Right herd. - Here.

-Here. May the duck phone rest

May the duck phone rest in pieces.

In pieces. Why did the duck phone

Why did the duck phone have to die?

Have to die? It was a minor

It was a minor interruption of service.

Interruption of service. Lachlt...

Lachlt... [Laughter].

[Laughter]. It was minor, but it's

It was minor, but it's dead.

Dead. It's gone.

It's gone. Yeah, but we had a good

Yeah, but we had a good funeral for i..

Funeral for i.. It's in duck heaven.

It's in duck heaven. We never paid the phone bill

We never paid the phone bill anyway.

Anyway. The duck phone was on the

The duck phone was on the front lines for tons of

Front lines for tons of drama and pranks.

Drama and pranks. Check out one of the best

Check out one of the best pranks ever when mike

Pranks ever when mike surprised the girls with a

Surprised the girls with a trip to new york.

Trip to new york. I have two people I'm

I have two people I'm sending to times square into

Sending to times square into thank you, mike.

Thank you, mike. Thank you, mike.

Thank you, mike. Mike, this is not funny

Mike, this is not funny anymore.

[Babies crying] [applause]

[Applause] tonight we are live!

Tonight we are live! [Applause]

[Applause] this is going to be a

This is going to be a great reunion.

Great reunion. Seaside heights has always

Seaside heights has always been about fun, but when you

Been about fun, but when you have too much fun, it's time

Have too much fun, it's time to say hello to the seaside

To say hello to the seaside slammer.

Slammer. That's one shot, kids.

That's one shot, kids. Mouth to mouth.

Mouth to mouth. She's on the deck.

She's on the deck. I don't know what the

I don't know what the [bleep] to do.

[Bleep] to do. It's cold!

It's cold! My number one main

My number one main concern is getting nicole

Concern is getting nicole off the beach before she

Off the beach before she gets in trouble.

Gets in trouble. I'm a good [bleep]

I'm a good [bleep] person.

Person. Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! They don't wanting to

They don't wanting to there.

There. What?

What? Come on.

Come on. No, no.

No, no. Come here.

Come here. No.

No. I didn't do anything wrong.

I didn't do anything wrong. [Applause]

[Applause] ronny what was it like to

Ronny what was it like to be the first ex-con in the

Be the first ex-con in the house?

House? It was so cool that she

It was so cool that she did it, and she did it.

Did it, and she did it. Vinny almost thought about

Vinny almost thought about doing it.

Doing it. It was the thing to do.

It was the thing to do. Good job, bro.

Good job, bro. You got picked up on the

You got picked up on the beach for being hammered.

Beach for being hammered. Did you know it was a crime?

Did you know it was a crime? I was having a good time,

I was having a good time, so I think none of that

So I think none of that should have happened.

Should have happened. Maybe it was a crime I was

Maybe it was a crime I was obnoxious.

Obnoxious. I had a good time.

I had a good time. Deena did jail time

Deena did jail time change you?

Change you? It did, because now I

It did, because now I know I can't dance in the

Know I can't dance in the street.

Street. I can dance on the sidewalk

I can dance on the sidewalk or crosswalk.

Or crosswalk. [Applause]

[Applause] vinny, pauly, if you guys

Vinny, pauly, if you guys got in trouble with the law,

Got in trouble with the law, who would you hire as your

Who would you hire as your consultant?

Consultant? They came back with that.

They came back with that. I'd go with my man, ronny.

I'd go with my man, ronny. I don't know if that's a

I don't know if that's a good thing.

Good thing. We are lovers, not

We are lovers, not fighters.

Fighters. Well, jail birds, america

Well, jail birds, america loved watching you, but most

Loved watching you, but most importantly, you guys loved

Importantly, you guys loved watching yourself.

Watching yourself. Love it.

Love it. [Rapping]

[Rapping] I wake up, look in the

I wake up, look in the mirror, pretty whom -hot.

Mirror, pretty whom -hot. [Wrapping]

[Wrapping] [cheers and applause]

[Cheers and applause] ok, how sweet.

Ok, how sweet. Who spent more time in that

Who spent more time in that mirror, mikes abs, jennis

Mirror, mikes abs, jennis boobs or sam's hair?

Boobs or sam's hair? That's a tough one.

That's a tough one. Sam.

Sam. Yeah.

Yeah. Mike looks at his boobs.

Mike looks at his boobs. She always does her hair.

She always does her hair. I'll take second place.

I'll take second place. You guys knew the camera

You guys knew the camera was there.

Was there. Why did you keep getting

Why did you keep getting ready there?

Ready there? It was my favorite

It was my favorite mirror.

Mirror. We used to sit there for

We used to sit there for hours.

Hours. I loved it.

I loved it. It was awesome there.

It was awesome there. There were cameras in the

There were cameras in the house?

House? All right.

All right. When we come back, things

When we come back, things get even juiceier with

Get even juiceier with triple kiz, boobs and bad

Triple kiz, boobs and bad behavior.

Behavior. We will show you the

We will show you the hook-ups that kept "jersey

Hook-ups that kept "jersey shore" on top for so many

Shore" on top for so many seasons.

Seasons. If you can't make it

If you can't make it downstairs, you make your on

Downstairs, you make your on you backround.

You backround. Oh, god.

Oh, god. See you outside.

See you outside. You don't need pets.

The cab is here. The cab is here.

The cab is here. Tee-shirt time.

Tee-shirt time. Oh.

Oh. [Applause]

[Applause] welcome back to the

Welcome back to the "jersey shore" final

"Jersey shore" final reunion.

Reunion. I'm here with the g*ng live.

I'm here with the g*ng live. [Cheers and applause]

[Cheers and applause] we are recapping the best

We are recapping the best moments from the rx and

Moments from the rx and if there's one thing you

If there's one thing you guys aren't it's a bunch of

Guys aren't it's a bunch of prudes.

Prudes. You gave new meaning to

You gave new meaning to keeping it in the family.

Keeping it in the family. There's a lot of stuff

There's a lot of stuff going on in that bedroom

Going on in that bedroom right now.

Right now. I see the blanket moving up

I see the blanket moving up and down.

And down. I see.

I see. Y's head popping up for

Y's head popping up for air.

Air. It's something she was

It's something she was doing with her tongue and he

Doing with her tongue and he was doing that wasn't cute.

Was doing that wasn't cute. I love making out.

I love making out. I'm the best kisser in this

I'm the best kisser in this whole planet.

Whole planet. Did you know you [bleep]?

Did you know you [bleep]? Why didn't I notice?

Why didn't I notice? No one ever told me.

No one ever told me. [Applause]

[Applause] snooki you are the knew

Snooki you are the knew one infender -offender

One infender -offender when it cost to hookups.

When it cost to hookups. Why can't people keep their

Why can't people keep their hands off you?

Hands off you? I guess I'm just a lot of

I guess I'm just a lot of fun.

Fun. And you're sexy.

And you're sexy. Mike, you and sammi

Mike, you and sammi kicked things off with the

Kicked things off with the first "jersey shore" hookup.

First "jersey shore" hookup. Has it been down hi since

Has it been down hi since then?

Then? No, not necessarily.

No, not necessarily. That is definitely a

That is definitely a surprise question.

Surprise question. At the same time, you know,

At the same time, you know, we all became friends, and

We all became friends, and sammi went one way, and I

Sammi went one way, and I went the other.

Went the other. That's very g-rate of

That's very g-rate of you.

You. Very political.

Very political. I'm just saying, she's

I'm just saying, she's good looking.

Good looking. Deena is getting

Deena is getting irritable.

Irritable. Maybe she should have hooked

Maybe she should have hooked up with sammi.

Up with sammi. All right, guys.

All right, guys. So who in the house has the

So who in the house has the most built up sexual

Most built up sexual tension?

Tension? I think vinny.

I think vinny. Jenni.

Jenni. I just feel like you like

I just feel like you like to hump a lot.

To hump a lot. That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying. In the house, vinny and

In the house, vinny and pauly should probably just

Pauly should probably just do it.

Do it. We were totally fine, you

We were totally fine, you know.

Know. It wasn't me it was these

It wasn't me it was these two.

Two. Yeah.

Yeah. They love each other.

They love each other. In a house like this

In a house like this hookups are bound to happen,

Hookups are bound to happen, but it's not always good

But it's not always good especially when your

Especially when your roommate bust you triple

Roommate bust you triple kissing be fades.

Kissing be fades. - Grenades.

-Grenades. You tell.

You tell. If you know, something

If you know, something tell me.

Tell me. If you know something, tell

If you know something, tell me.

Me. People come in here all

People come in here all the time.

The time. Stop!

Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop!

Stop! [Bleep].

[Bleep]. [Bleep].

[Bleep]. [Applause]

[Applause] covered in feathers.

Covered in feathers. Jenni, was the fighting with

Jenni, was the fighting with sam the case of a good deed

Sam the case of a good deed gone bad?

Gone bad? I guess so.

I guess so. I don't have any regrets.

I don't have any regrets. Sam doesn't have regrets.

Sam doesn't have regrets. That's all that matters.

That's all that matters. I just know never to get

I just know never to get into anyone's relationship

Into anyone's relationship after that day, and I would

After that day, and I would hate for any of them to get

Hate for any of them to get in my relationship.

In my relationship. Even if someone had

Even if someone had information like that, you

Information like that, you wouldn't want to know?

Wouldn't want to know? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. If it wasn't for the know,

If it wasn't for the know, we wouldn't be here right

We wouldn't be here right now enjoying each other.

Now enjoying each other. Ronny, were you

Ronny, were you businessed that the girls

Businessed that the girls blew your cover?

Blew your cover? I just wish I could have

I just wish I could have told them myself, but every

Told them myself, but every mistake you make you learn

Mistake you make you learn from.

From. I definitely would have made

I definitely would have made that mistake again.

That mistake again. All right.

All right. I'll leave you with this

I'll leave you with this word of caution.

Word of caution. If you have roommates, never

If you have roommates, never leave your toothbrush out.

Leave your toothbrush out. [Bleep].

[Bleep]. Two second later, mike's

Two second later, mike's grabs the toothbrush, and

Grabs the toothbrush, and apparently it's his.

Apparently it's his. That was crazy.

I'll touch a areas.

Areas. Tell me if you feel pain.

Tell me if you feel pain. How about here?

How about here? No.

No. How about through here?

How about through here? ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ Welcome back to "jersey

Welcome back to "jersey shore" reunion.

Shore" reunion. Joining us the entire tour

Joining us the entire tour cast as ronny and sammi put

Cast as ronny and sammi put the fun in dysfunction al.

The fun in dysfunction al. You managed to break up and

You managed to break up and get back together in

Get back together in multiple countries.

Multiple countries. When you walked out tonight

When you walked out tonight you were together.

You were together. Where do you stand tonight?

Where do you stand tonight? Show is not over yet.

Show is not over yet. You are together, happy

You are together, happy and things are good?

And things are good? We are living together

We are living together now.

Now. Make out!

Make out! Make out!

Make out! [Applause]

[Applause] let's take a stroll down

Let's take a stroll down memory lane and take a look

Memory lane and take a look at the whirlwind.

At the whirlwind. I don't know.

I don't know. You're my best friend.

You're my best friend. Don't touch my [bleep]!

Don't touch my [bleep]! You little [bleep].

You little [bleep]. No more [bleep], no more

No more [bleep], no more [bleep].

[Bleep]. I been with you for a

I been with you for a year.

Year. [Bleep].

[Bleep]. Ok.

Ok. Ron and sam are back

Ron and sam are back together.

Together. You go to bed.

You go to bed. Party with me.

Party with me. [Bleep].

[Bleep]. [Bleep] you.

[Bleep] you. You just accept it.

You just accept it. [Bleep].

[Bleep]. I used to love you.

I used to love you. I love you.

I love you. [Applause]

[Applause] just gets you right here.

Just gets you right here. I love that.

I love that. Sammi, what is it about

Sammi, what is it about ronny that makes him such a

Ronny that makes him such a catch, even with the

Catch, even with the heartaches?

Heartaches? I don't know what it is.

I don't know what it is. I see some sort of

I see some sort of connection there.

Connection there. I don't know.

I don't know. Probably the outfit.

Probably the outfit. I think it's the muscles.

I think it's the muscles. It's fun to watch.

It's fun to watch. If they can get through

If they can get through that, they can get through

That, they can get through anything.

Anything. I agree.

I agree. Thanks, mike.

Thanks, mike. [Applause]

[Applause] dr. Vinny, would you

Dr. Vinny, would you categorize ron and sammi's

Categorize ron and sammi's relationship as

Relationship as co-department...

Co-department, - co-dependent?

Co-dependent? It's official on facebook

It's official on facebook and the new dictionary,

And the new dictionary, there's single, married,

There's single, married, it's complicated, any

It's complicated, any relationship and rammng.

Relationship and rammng. Mike, ever think you b

Mike, ever think you b dodged a b*llet?

Dodged a b*llet? No, took a lot of

No, took a lot of grenades though.

Grenades though. It is a w*r out there.

It is a w*r out there. Yes.

Yes. Ron and sam weren't the

Ron and sam weren't the only ones with unpredictable

Only ones with unpredictable love lives.

Love lives. Deena found a fun new hobby

Deena found a fun new hobby in italy.

In italy. Lez be honest.

Lez be honest. Nobody saw it coming.

Nobody saw it coming. Deena is making out.

Deena is making out. When you're drunk,

When you're drunk, sometimes you kiss girls.

Sometimes you kiss girls. This is a full blown lez

This is a full blown lez be honest experience.

Be honest experience. It's nothing like

It's nothing like bringing home a girl.

Bringing home a girl. They're digesting each

They're digesting each others tongues.

Others tongues. Does that turn you on?

Does that turn you on? No.

No. Lezangna.

Lezangna. All right.

All right. I like watching a porn flick

I like watching a porn flick for hours.

For hours. [Applause]

[Applause] wow.

Wow. Is that deena your boyfriend

Is that deena your boyfriend is interested.

Is interested. What is about the italian

What is about the italian air that brought out your

Air that brought out your openness to kuka?

Openness to kuka? At that point I was

At that point I was single, and you know, I was

Single, and you know, I was looking for whatever in

Looking for whatever in italy.

Italy. All the guys were so weird.

All the guys were so weird. I said one of them was like

I said one of them was like hooking up with his sister.

Hooking up with his sister. Another one wanted to make

Another one wanted to make love to the statue of david

Love to the statue of david and it was freaking weird,

And it was freaking weird, so I was like, screw it.

So I was like, screw it. Trisexual.

Trisexual. He's an amazing person

He's an amazing person that understands me, so

That understands me, so thank god.

Thank god. Lez be honest.

Lez be honest. Whatever.

Whatever. All girls go through it.

All girls go through it. Ever girl guido is a man

Ever girl guido is a man k*ller they say.

k*ller they say. Not me.

Not me. It's never too late,

It's never too late, sammi.

Sammi. Get in the game right now.

Get in the game right now. It's about living your

It's about living your life.

Life. That's all.

That's all. What do you rest of you

What do you rest of you guys think about the

Guys think about the meatballs hooking up?

Meatballs hooking up? They were just having

They were just having fun.

Fun. When it comes to the

When it comes to the meatballs, it doesn't

Meatballs, it doesn't matter.

Matter. Whoa, we're live, bro!

Whoa, we're live, bro! Snooki, what made you and

Snooki, what made you and deena want to hook up?

Deena want to hook up? Honestly.

Honestly. They wanted to make

They wanted to make sauce.

Sauce. [Laughter]

[Laughter] when I get a little drunk

When I get a little drunk sometimes, I like to love my

Sometimes, I like to love my friends.

Friends. We really love each other,

We really love each other, and in italy, we were both

And in italy, we were both sexually frustrate and we

Sexually frustrate and we were like screw it, we love

Were like screw it, we love each other.

Each other. Who scares?

Who scares? Nothing like young love.

Nothing like young love. We gotta take a break.

We gotta take a break. When we return we will talk

When we return we will talk about the fire in a man's

About the fire in a man's heart for his bro.

Heart for his bro. These kids reveal it all

These kids reveal it all just for you.

Just for you. Stick around.

Stick around. I had a good time.

I had a good time. Really?

The house. Be fade.

Be fade. - Grenade.

-Grenade. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ We got the brittney-free

We got the brittney-free zone.

Zone. This is the "jersey shore"

This is the "jersey shore" final reunion, and I'm here

Final reunion, and I'm here live with the whole cast.

Live with the whole cast. Let's be real for a

Let's be real for a secretary.

Secretary. The salty seaside breeze can

The salty seaside breeze can open the manliest of hearts

Open the manliest of hearts to his bro.

To his bro. I like my boyfriend.

I like my boyfriend. When you find someone you

When you find someone you get along with and you

Get along with and you realize that, and you live

Realize that, and you live with them, you form a bit of

With them, you form a bit of a relationship.

A relationship. The hardest part is

The hardest part is leaving.

Leaving. This bond that we share

This bond that we share brings us together.

Brings us together. And no one can ever take

And no one can ever take that away from us ever.

That away from us ever. We take that with us for

We take that with us for life.

Life. Peace.

Peace. [Applause]

[Applause] pauly, as many times as

Pauly, as many times as I've seen these clips, your

I've seen these clips, your relationship stills warms my

Relationship stills warms my heart.

Heart. How do you keep the fire

How do you keep the fire alive?

Alive? We got to keep it fresh.

We got to keep it fresh. We wear wigs.

We wear wigs. I was a cop yesterday.

I was a cop yesterday. Then a firefighter.

Then a firefighter. They did do sex in italy.

They did do sex in italy. I watched it.

I watched it. What?

What? What?

What? Do tell.

Do tell. Batter hitter.

Batter hitter. Pauly gives it.

Pauly gives it. Pauly and vinny I think I

Pauly and vinny I think I speak for all of us when I

Speak for all of us when I see a healthy loving

See a healthy loving relationship on television.

Relationship on television. Plus you were the only

Plus you were the only couple that didn't fight, so

Couple that didn't fight, so for old times sake would you

For old times sake would you do your patented fist push

Do your patented fist push ups?

Ups? Hey, louis, how are you

Hey, louis, how are you doing?

Doing? How you doing?

How you doing? Push ups?

Push ups? Come up?

Come up? That's i. It.

That's i. It. Pump fake.

Pump fake. [Applause]

[Applause] we are going to take a

We are going to take a quick break.

Quick break. When we come back, we will

When we come back, we will get an update on the state

Get an update on the state of seaside in the wake of

Of seaside in the wake of hurricane sandy, and in the

Hurricane sandy, and in the meantime, let this be a

Meantime, let this be a cautionary tale.

Cautionary tale. Always remember to check

Always remember to check your fly.

Your fly. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. Your drawers.

Your drawers. I saw his weiner hanging

I saw his weiner hanging out.

Out. This is where I make

This is where I make faces at ronny.

Faces at ronny. He doesn't realize his

He doesn't realize his [bleep] is out.

]] Relief.

Relief. Ow!

Ow! Welcome back live to

Welcome back live to "jersey shore" final

"Jersey shore" final reunion.

Reunion. I hope none of the cast

I hope none of the cast members were throwing their

Members were throwing their leftovers in that frinl.

Leftovers in that frinl. Recently hurricane sandy

Recently hurricane sandy ravaged the community,

Ravaged the community, displacing residents rig

Displacing residents rig part the once fail us

Part the once fail us boardwalk and destroying the

Boardwalk and destroying the shore store of the these

Shore store of the these real mates used their star

Real mates used their star power to give back to the

Power to give back to the community an its people.

Community an its people. Fans donated during the

Fans donated during the restore the shore tell throb

Restore the shore tell throb of the difference will be

Of the difference will be felt in the copping months

Felt in the copping months as the community left

As the community left refugeeing begins to

Refugeeing begins to rebuild.

Rebuild. Really sad.

Really sad. The whole pier is gone.

The whole pier is gone. Everything is destroyed.

Everything is destroyed. You know how many people

You know how many people used to watch across this?

Used to watch across this? This is something that we

This is something that we walked on, danced on, did

Walked on, danced on, did everything on of the it's

Everything on of the it's just a happy place, and to

Just a happy place, and to see it gone, it's like dead

See it gone, it's like dead silence.

Silence. I can't believe it's all

I can't believe it's all gone.

Gone. The roof is off the budding.

The roof is off the budding. Everything is wet.

Everything is wet. I believe if everybody

I believe if everybody does help, we could brick

Does help, we could brick this place back and have it

This place back and have it popping again for next

Popping again for next summer.

Summer. [Applause]

[Applause] danny, thanks for being

Danny, thanks for being here with us of we know that

Here with us of we know that you've been through a lot of

You've been through a lot of the what happens if seaside

The what happens if seaside doesn't come back?

Doesn't come back? Oh, seaside is coming

Oh, seaside is coming back stronger than ever.

Back stronger than ever. It's not an option.

It's not an option. [Cheers and applause]

[Cheers and applause] I like your spirit, danny

I like your spirit, danny of the well, fans across the

Of the well, fans across the country and the world

Country and the world donated in an effort to show

Donated in an effort to show their gratitude to a

Their gratitude to a community that has given us

Community that has given us so much, but seaside still

So much, but seaside still needs our help of the please

Needs our help of the please text shore to to make

Text shore to to make a donation to the restore

A donation to the restore the shore funds or dough

The shore funds or dough online to restore the

Online to restore the shore.mtv daul to give what

Shore.mtv daul to give what you can.

You can. When we come back, we will

When we come back, we will say our final good-bye to

Say our final good-bye to the cast of the this is all

The cast of the this is all feeling too real.

Feeling too real. Here's a toast to lift your

Here's a toast to lift your spirits courtesy of uncle

Spirits courtesy of uncle nino.

Nino. My salutations.

My salutations. Drink up.

Mike and I have been together of the my being

Together of the my being with snooki lab great.

With snooki lab great. Welcome back to the live

Welcome back to the live "jersey shore" fine reunion

"Jersey shore" fine reunion of the I'm aly, and from

Of the I'm aly, and from that clip you can see how

That clip you can see how close this family bail over

Close this family bail over the years of the but now

The years of the but now it's tile to say good-bye.

It's tile to say good-bye. "Jersey shore" was loved by

"Jersey shore" was loved by many people around the word,

Many people around the word, but no one's hearts could

But no one's hearts could possibly be as if you as

Possibly be as if you as these eight special friends

These eight special friends up on the stage who have

Up on the stage who have shared six seasons with us

Shared six seasons with us all.

All. No mattered how many tiles

No mattered how many tiles you say good-bye, it just

You say good-bye, it just doesn't get any easier.

Doesn't get any easier. This tile we're not

This tile we're not coming back.

Coming back. I did grow up a lot.

I did grow up a lot. "Jersey shore" the thing.

"Jersey shore" the thing. Your average -year-old

Your average -year-old kid doesn't do, it's an

Kid doesn't do, it's an experience I could talk

Experience I could talk about the rest of my life.

About the rest of my life. It has changed my life.

It has changed my life. Those people changed my

Those people changed my life.

Life. Treasure for success.

Treasure for success. The bond between me and

The bond between me and my roommates is unbreakable.

My roommates is unbreakable. Love you guys.

Love you guys. It's been an amazing

It's been an amazing experience.

Experience. It's the third time

It's the third time living in this house.

Living in this house. Last time.

Last time. You look at it as you

You look at it as you know what?

Know what? That was one chapter in your

That was one chapter in your life.

Life. Now you're about to open up

Now you're about to open up another.

Another. Love you guys.

Love you guys. It really doesn't hit you

It really doesn't hit you until you hug that last

Until you hug that last person good-bye and you walk

Person good-bye and you walk out the door, wow, like it's

Out the door, wow, like it's really over.

Really over. I love the shore, and I

I love the shore, and I love my roommates.

Love my roommates. [Bleep].

[Bleep]. [Bleep].

[Bleep]. Love you guys.

Love you guys. Peace, love.

Peace, love. Bye!

Bye! Love you!

Love you! Damn, seaside.

Damn, seaside. Good-bye.

Good-bye. Gonna miss you.

Gonna miss you. [Applause]

[Applause] how do you want to say

How do you want to say good-bye?

Good-bye? It's so hard.

It's so hard. I don't want to cry right

I don't want to cry right now.

Now. Yeah, I'm not going to

Yeah, I'm not going to say good-bye.

Say good-bye. I'm just going to say, see

I'm just going to say, see you soon.

You soon. We can't say good-bye to

We can't say good-bye to each other.

Each other. We love each other so much.

We love each other so much. We're a big family.

We're a big family. Samaki and deena you were

Samaki and deena you were team meatball.

Team meatball. How hard is it to say

How hard is it to say good-bye to all of this?

Good-bye to all of this? You know, I don't think

You know, I don't think it hit me until now, to be

It hit me until now, to be honest with you.

Honest with you. Oh.

Oh. I hate good-byes.

I hate good-byes. Somebody console her.

Somebody console her. No, really.

No, really. It's crazy.

It's crazy. I don't know.

I don't know. We just want to say that

We just want to say that we love each other, and we

We love each other, and we are going to be a family

Are going to be a family forever.

Forever. We love mtv, and we love

We love mtv, and we love our production company.

Our production company. And we love our fans.

And we love our fans. [Cheers and applause]

[Cheers and applause] what are you going to

What are you going to miss the most?

Miss the most? I'm just going to miss my

I'm just going to miss my new lifelong friends.

New lifelong friends. I wake up every morning

I wake up every morning vinny is there, the girls,

Vinny is there, the girls, my lifelong friends.

My lifelong friends. Vinny, what is the most

Vinny, what is the most important thing that you'll

Important thing that you'll take away from this

Take away from this experience?

Experience? For me and like nicole

For me and like nicole and the younger people, this

And the younger people, this is my first shore house, and

Is my first shore house, and not only did I get to have a

Not only did I get to have a cool shore house experience,

Cool shore house experience, I actually grew up on this

I actually grew up on this show and on the jersey shore

Show and on the jersey shore in front of everybody to see,

In front of everybody to see, and I learned lifelong

And I learned lifelong lessons how to be an adult,

Lessons how to be an adult, and I have a new family that

And I have a new family that taught me how to do it.

Taught me how to do it. Crazy as they are.

Crazy as they are. [Applause]

[Applause] real quick, what are you

Real quick, what are you guys going to miss?

Guys going to miss? Everybody.

Everybody. The whole experience.

The whole experience. Living at the house,

Living at the house, working at the shore store

Working at the shore store with danny.

With danny. You walk into that house,

You walk into that house, you never thought you would

You never thought you would be friends.

Be friends. Love you, danny.

Love you, danny. They're my brothers and

They're my brothers and sisters.

Sisters. And mike, we are proud of

And mike, we are proud of where you are today.

Where you are today. Thank you for sharing your

Thank you for sharing your run with us.

Run with us. ]]

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[Applause] oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Well, we want to thank you

Well, we want to thank you guys all for letting us all

Guys all for letting us all be a part of this wild ride

Be a part of this wild ride and letting us tag along for

And letting us tag along for this experience.

This experience. Is there anything you want

Is there anything you want to say before we go?

To say before we go? Thank you, everybody.

Thank you, everybody. We love you!

We love you! We love you guys.

We love you guys. Thank you for sharing your

Thank you for sharing your lives with us.

Lives with us. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. "Jersey shore" was loved

"Jersey shore" was loved by many people around the

By many people around the world, but no one's hearts

World, but no one's hearts could be as full as these

Could be as full as these friends on the stage who

Friends on the stage who have shared six seasons with

Have shared six seasons with us.

Us. But no matter how many times

But no matter how many times you say good-bye it's never

You say good-bye it's never easier.

Easier. You guys, that's a wrap.

You guys, that's a wrap. [Cheers and applause]

[Cheers and applause] thank you everybody.

Thank you everybody. Good night.

Good night. ♪ ♪

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