28x13 - Portland: Reunion

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28x13 - Portland: Reunion

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[theme music playing]

-[theme music concludes]
-[audience applauds]

To the person on this stage who tweeted,

"No one's afraid of Coral.
Who is she again?"

I say, "Get ready
because you're about to find out." Nia.

[audience laughing]

This is the Real World Portland Reunion.

[audience cheers, applauds]

So, I'm Coral,
the original bad b*tch of The Real World.

Let's say hello to Averey.

-Johnny! Jordan! Jessica!
-[audience applauding, cheering]

[Coral] Marlon! Anastasia!
And of course, Nia.

[audience applauds, cheers]

Okay, guys.
By the time your season ended,

there were punches thrown,
there were hairdryers flying all around,

feelings were hurt.

And someone was gonna have
to leave the house. Let's check it out.

Grow a [bleep] pair of balls
and stand up for what you think is right.

Like, have an opinion.

I think Johnny
and Averey have a little resentment

'cause I never picked a side.

It always seemed like to them
that I was picking Nia's side.

By not voting either way,

all three of them knew
that meant Johnny and Averey were leaving.

I mean, I wasn't gonna vote Nia
out of the house.

Why would I vote somebody out
who's been there for me the entire time

I've been in-- in Portland?

Johnny and Averey
never defended my ass, ever.

I mean, in any situation.
So, don't be mad at me.

[mockingly] "Oh, this isn't fair,
this isn't right."

"This is pathetic. This is not fair."

Why didn't you say something
five minutes ago?

If this isn't fair, this isn't right.
Now, you're down here saying this to us?

You're gonna see us off and cry to us
because we're leaving? You sent us home.

You pulled the trigger, b*tch.

-[audience applaud]
-[Johnny] Okay, all right.

So, now you guys have seen the episode.

And if we could take this vote
all over again,

-what would be the vote?
-Same outcome.

[Coral] Jessica, what would your vote be?

-Nia stays.
-[Coral] Okay, Nia stays.

-[Coral] Jordan?
-Goes.

-[Coral] Ana?
-She deserves a chance to stay,

-like, I still believe that--
-[Coral] Deserves a chance to stay, okay.

-[Coral] Marlon?
-She goes.

[Coral] You're saying that now
because you've seen the whole thing?

Well, I'm saying it because
I don't think it was right for her to go

into the bathroom and sucker punch her
when she's not looking.

So, for me, in that instance,
where it escalated to,

-yes, I think she should go home.
-Nia, Marlon just switched on you.

[Nia] I understand why he switched though.
Like he said, picking up the hairdryer,

going to the extra mile,
like you shouldn't have done that.

And I know that's the truth.
I should not have done that.

But as far as-- If it was a G call,
and it's like, "Who leaves, who stays?"

I know even after he said that right now,
it's-- I'm staying.

-Nobody wanted to vote in the first place.
-[Coral] Right.

Because if you're friends
with Averey and Johnny,

you're gonna side with them.

If you're friends with Nia,
you're gonna side with 'em.

For me to vote collectively
on the entire situation, I felt was wrong.

Because I thought

he shouldn't have gone in there
and antagonized her to begin with.

v*olence, to me, do not stand for it.
I don't stand for it at all.

-I really don't--
-Well, it kind of seemed like you did.

When you're provoked
to do that though. I mean--

Even though, Jordan--
Johnny was man enough

to not put his hands on me,
he still assaulted me.

You throw the snot,
the spit, and then you throw

-a drink in my face…
-[Coral] You consider that an as*ault?

If I wanna go to the police and say,

"This guy threw a drink in my face,
he would get arrested."

-No, he would not.
-[Nia] So, it is as*ault. Yes, it is.

It's not gonna k*ll me,
but it's a form of as*ault.

-And it is a punk-ass move.
-[Coral] Yeah.

So, Nia, everything had calmed down.

And Averey was being her Averey self.

And then the punch.

-Why?
-Too much of it was on code red.

Like, I don't fight.
I'm not a fighter, I'm not a person--

I'm very skilled with my words.
I say this a million times.

So, you're not gonna decide when I stop.

-If you're gonna--
-But you sucker punched her

in the back of the head--

I didn't touch her first
or her boyfriend first.

[Coral] Why didn't you use your

-words then?
-I did use my words and that's when…

At that point, they snapped.
He grabbed his spit rag.

He grabbed the [bleep] energy drink
and threw it at me.

I didn't touch him. I was sitting

in the bathroom
by my [bleep] self.

What do you wanna say, Anastasia?

The whole way that this argument started
was absolutely ridiculous.

I think it was stupid.

I think who gives a [bleep].
Go clean the dog [bleep] up.

-Period.
-[Coral] I think that's what

she's saying, but--

She should have went
and picked up the [bleep].

[Coral] Yeah, if you would have
picked up the [bleep].

[overlapping chatter]

And in my interviews,

I said if it was me as a person,
I would have cleaned the [bleep] up.

That's the kind of person I am.
I would have been like,

-"Oops, I'll just clean this up and--"
-[Coral] Right.

Had you guys known
that I actually went through the loft

and cleaned up all the tracks,
and that I was just literally saying,

"If we're gonna do it,
it's gonna be 50/50"…

Had you known that,
would you have reacted differently?

'Cause see, I feel like y'all thought
I smeared it on purpose.

-And--
-That's--

If you had been like,

"You guys. I stepped in it,
I cleaned 50/50,"

I could see it. Because for me,

I even said… I was like,
"Johnny, it's not a big deal."

-"I'll clean up the dog poop."
-[Nia] Yeah.

You didn't even get in that argument.

But I felt like y'all thought
I purposely just left it there.

I cleaned up through the whole loft.
I cleaned up.

They just didn't show that [bleep].

-And I didn't smear it--
-[Coral] What didn't they show?

She tracked it
from the confessional to the bathroom.

So, I said, "Hey, Nia,

you tracked [bleep] everywhere."
She goes, "Okay, I'll clean it."

-And she cleaned it.
-[Coral] Right.

From that point on,
it was Nia holding the dog in their face,

kissy noises when…
when Daisy is sitting on their bed--

[Nia] That's a lie.
You're not gonna sit there

and sell that lie, dude.

I did it in confessional,
and they weren't there.

-So, tell the truth--
-[Jordan] Were you asked not to?

-Don't tell Jordan's story.
-Were you asked to not to?

Don't sit here and lie, baby.

Well, the Nia versus
Johnny and Averey fight was unprecedented.

I know that. I have never seen
anything quite like that.

We're gonna get right back
into it after the break.

[audience applauds]

Since I left Portland,
I came home to North Carolina.

I live with my mom and dad
and my dogs. All three of 'em.

It's quiet, it's chill.

And I really missed my family,
so it's awesome.

When I'm at home, I work out a lot.
We'll ride dirt bikes, ballroom dance.

I like ballroom dancing
'cause I love music. And I love to dance.

It's really fun.
It's a social thing that I can do

and I get a little exercise in too.

I am talking to somebody
about managing a nutrition shop.

I love the science behind
nutrition, and diet, and helping people.

I love dealing with people.
So, if I was a dietician,

I could sit down and say,

"Hey, you know,
you have these medical problems."

"Clean your diet up,
and it can change that."

[upbeat music playing]

[Anastasia] Since the season ended,
I came back home to Detroit.

A normal day, wake up and go for a jog.

I work at a banquet hall
couple days a week.

The music scene here in Detroit is really,
really awesome.

So, I go to a lot of concerts.

[laughing] My dog Teddy.

Teddy's my joy.
My pride and joy. [laughing]

Prior to The Real World,
I was in school for journalism.

I plan on finishing,
having a bachelor's in communications.

And I would like to work
on television, honestly, as a reporter.

I got extremely involved with music.

I have an EP album coming out,
and that's really exciting for me.

It's been an extreme joy in my life.

And it helps me distress
and helps me be creative. I love it.

-[sings indistinctly]
-[audience applauding]

All right, you guys, welcome back.

We've been talking about the biggest fight
we've ever seen on The Real World.

What started as a disagreement
over cleaning up Daisy's poop,

ended with a sucker punch
to the back of Averey's head?

Me making the kissy noises at the dog,

it might have been immature,
but that's what I wanted to do

and it was funny.
I knew it would get under the skin,

that they would really be affected
by what noise I'm making with my mouth.

I thought it was ridiculous
that they said, "You can't touch my dog."

Your dog is gonna come
sleep next to my vag*na whether or not

you know that you-- You want her to.

Nia's good at what she does.

She gets under your skin,
and she continuously pushes buttons.

It is your dog.
It pooped in the confessional.

Just whatever, she didn't clean it up.

You thought she should have.
Big deal, let it go!

I got in a fistfight with Nia,
because she hit Johnny in the face

with a hairdryer.

You tell me what spouse
or partner would let that happen.

It was a culmination of everything.
Of how Nia treated Brett.

How Nia treated others
that she thought were below here.

How Nia sought out her friends.

That you had to make this much money
to be my friend.

In comes Nia, again.

The [bleep] she is,
whacks Averey in the back of the head

from behind like a coward.

Jordan says it perfectly.

"You are a six-foot-two, one--"
Whatever, whatever, you get it.

One-fifty girl,

and a 5'7", 120-pound female
beat you up

on national television.
You are embarrassed.

I'm a human being. So, I snapped.

The hitting,
the drink splashing in the face,

the hairdryer, the boogers, the--

You know, the flying of hair pieces,
everything--

The whole thing is just gross.

[audience applauds, cheers]

-Yes!
-Okay, bro.

Whoo!

It's still hard for somebody
watching your show

and then seeing a turd,
and then you walk on it.

And then you get a blow-dryer
and start hitting people.

And so I'm asking you
to connect those dots for us.

The connect is,
"Don't look at the doodoo."

Look at the three months.

-Yeah, like three--
-The three months.

-Yeah, you know from the time that--
-[Coral] But weren't you guys cool?

-Hadn't she apologized?
-[Nia] Why didn't y'all tell me

y'all didn't [bleep] with me like that?

I was like,
"I'm gonna take it for what it is,

and we'll see what happens."
'Cause I didn't believe it.

I was shocked
because before the poop thing,

we were cool.

We hadn't had a single issue,
and since that last apology that I made.

Averey, I do believe you are fake.
I feel like you will smile

in anybody's face,
then talk [bleep] behind their back.

And it's shown
throughout the entire season.

I had no [bleep] idea
that these two did not like me.

Look at everything as a whole.

How she treated Jordan,
degraded him on his hand.

You don't do that.
He cannot change that.

-[Coral] Right.
-You know, you just can't…

you just can't freaking do that.

Or the way that she degraded Brett,
because she fired her.

Because Nia wasn't working.

-To the point, you know--
-[Nia] You guys degraded

the whole establishment when you
had sex on the first day in the bathroom,

-and then--
-You do a lot of the redirecting.

-[Averey] It wasn't the first day.
-You're not about to tell

a one-sided story.
That's what you're not gonna do.

Nia, you seem kind of proud,
sort of like you won, sort of.

-You mean with them leaving?
-[Coral] Yeah!

I mean, in that fight,
I told Johnny and Averey, I said,

"Look, I'm gonna hit you
every time I see you,

or you're gonna move out my house."

Yes, I did go to the extreme.

That has been my downfall
since I got on the show.

However, the drink
and a man throwing it in my face.

And then, you know, the pulling the hair,
and the scratching, and the fistfight.

I'm not that girl. I'm well-worded.

I have been able to verbally defend myself
my entire life.

And to go
to that type of ballgame is like,

it's uncomfortable,
but it's also to the point it's like,

you're not gonna live
in my vicinity and do that.

Us seven sitting here
arguing over it is ridiculous,

'cause it's never-- No one's gonna say,
"Oh yeah, you know what?"

"Yeah, I hit you and I was wrong."

-Or, "I accept that your dog pooped."
-[Coral] Well, they should.

-No one's gonna say that.
-[Coral chuckles]

I mean, I think
that there is some responsibility

being taken on Nia's part. Right, Nia?

The whole kissy noises,

-that's like you're 18 years old again.
-[Coral] Right?

Would I have gone back
and not done that? Totally!

[Coral] Anyway--
What do you think? Apologies?

No! I honestly think
Nia and I did what we--

I felt I was in the right.
She felt she was in the right.

And we accept it! We accept that

-...we're both not going to get along.
-[Coral] Right.

[Averey] And that's what-- where we are.

[Coral] You have an apology to make
or no? You think one is in order?

No, I mean,
I can apologize for adding instigation.

But it's not like
that was the first thing that happened.

-That was just one of many things.
-[Coral] Okay.

Yes, that's the first time
I've ever thrown a drink

or dumped a drink in a woman's face.

So, yeah, I apologize for that.
Sorry, Mom, I disrespected a lady.

But the thing is, I did it.
I can't take it back. I can't regret it.

-Yeah, sure, I'm sorry for boogers…
-[Nia] I respect the hell out of that.

-…and [bleep] in her face.
-[Nia] I respect that.

-Apology accepted--
-[Johnny] But in the moment,

I'm pissed!

-[Nia] Yeah.
-[Coral] Right.

-I'm not thinking about that.
-[Coral] Alright, so...

-stopping there. Nia--
-[Nia] That's the case in point.

-In the moment, I'm pissed. I'm reacting--
-[Coral] So, he has taken responsibility

and apologized.
Do you take responsibility?

The kissy noises, them…
[smooches] That's immature.

That's what little girls do.

-Yeah, I made a mistake.
-[Coral] Are you apologizing?

Yes, I'm saying I started it.

I apologize for starting the fight.
I really do.

However, you guys are always gonna feel

that you were right
about how the situation ended.

And I'm damn sure
always gonna feel the way I feel.

So, one thing we've learned
from all this is wiping boogers

on someone's arm
or punching someone upside the head

doesn't solve anything ever.

So, I'm just gonna say this as a grown-up.

v*olence is never the way
to resolve conflict.

If you're having trouble
managing your own anger

or feel threatened by someone else,

Oh, and Jordan,
don't get too comfortable.

[audience applaud]

Post Portland,
came back to Oklahoma.

Back to my friends, back to work.

Did The Challenge, been in Thailand.
That's been a blast.

Met a ton of great people.
Had a great time.

And since I've been back from that,

for the most part,
immediately went back to work.

My father owns
a construction company and I help on that.

Here in Oklahoma,
you can do anything you want.

You can sh**t a bow.
You can get it bowed out.

Ride a bike. Take a run.
Ride a horse. Do it all in the same day.

If you would have asked me in high school,
"How do you like Oklahoma?"

I would have said, "I'm ready to go."

But it's a great place.

[upbeat music playing]

Since I left Portland,
I went back to Arizona for two months,

and Johnny went back to Mass.
Reason I had Johnny take Daisy,

I wanted to make sure
Johnny could actually deal with Daisy.

So, now me and Johnny live together
in our one-bedroom apartment

with our little dog.
And we have like a mini family.

Unfortunately, I had to leave Hooter's,
which was really sad for me.

I have a new job
and I work at Bar Louie. And I love it.

I'm socializing, you know,
with people I've never met before

of all different states,
all walks of life. I do like modeling.

In Arizona,
I did like modeling on the side.

I've been trying
to get some stuff together to send in

to modeling agencies.

When I model,
it's like something in me just comes out.

[audience applauds]

Welcome back. We're with the cast
of The Real World Portland.

And before you guys
even heard the name Nia,

the other alpha dog in the house, Jordan,
was stirring it up with Jessica.

I think he's so intelligent
that if he doesn't think

you're as smart as he is
or he doesn't feel like you know

as much as he does,
he thinks you're stupid.

If you don't stimulate him,
he's just like,

"Whatever, you're an idiot."

First few weeks with Jordan
being in Portland, I didn't like him.

I did not like him.

He was just really like
abrasive with people.

He's very abrasive with people.
You know, like he had his thought process.

It was like, "If you don't think this way,
there's something wrong with you."

He was always yelling.
He was always being argumentative.

He always wanted to be right.
And it just made him look like an ass.

He can be arrogant. He can be a [bleep].

He's not doing anything really
to be evil or harmful or mean.

He's just, you know, irritating.

Jordan was disrespectful,
belligerent, an [bleep].

-[audience applauds]
-So, Marlon, how 'bout you?

-How did you feel about Jordan?
-I liked Jordan in the beginning.

Only thing I disagree with Jordan was

how he went at people,
when he had an opinion.

He will voice it in a way that,
"My opinion's better than yours."

"And if it doesn't agree
with what I think, then it's not valid."

Jordan is a very forward person.

I could get easily offended by his tone.

-And I do.
-Ana?

What was your first impression of Jordan?

I was very attracted to Jordan.

He was funny, he was witty.

He was sarcastic.
He was a genuine, nice person.

-And I really-- I genuinely liked him.
-[Coral] Yeah.

I did. To the point where I was like,
"[bleep], I have a boyfriend."

And I'll admit that now.
I had feelings for Jordan.

[Coral] Why are you so upset?
What makes you cry?

[Anastasia sobbing]
I had a lot of faith in Jordan--

And I backed him
on a lot of things he did,

and I gave him the time.

And I feel like
out of everyone in the house,

he's been very critical of me.

And it hurts my feelings.

[Coral] Jordan, you didn't realize
she had feelings for you?

[Jordan clears throat] What-- Whoa--

-[Coral] That she was--
-[Jordan] This isn't about the feelings.

You know, Ana and I,
we started out so great.

However, really the only backing
I got was when Nia was talking crap.

She's crying here, saying,
"I had faith in this person."

-[Coral] I really like--
-[Jordan] Right.

-[Coral] And turned out to…
-She had faith, but where did…

-[Coral] …to be a--
-Where did I do anything malicious?

Morally wrong?

What about the whole time
that I was there,

all you did was criticize me, Jordan.

You push people for the right reasons.
You do it in the wrong way.

You don't sit down,
and you don't get to know somebody,

and you don't listen to them.

You… you're a voyeur.
You view everybody,

and then you form your opinions
at everything.

However, you never took the time

to sit down with me
and talk to me about it.

We talked many a time.

We talked about your father.
We talked about Mark.

But if it wasn't what you wanted to hear,

then I'm the [bleep], I'm the bad guy,
I'm the villain.

"He's such a [bleep],"
because I didn't say, "Yeah,

-you fart roses and burp daisies."
-That's not true, Jordan.

You do not sit one on one with somebody
and try to understand them.

[Jordan] Let's be real on something.

-[Jordan] Hold on. No! Let's be real!
-No, no, no!

Did I sit down…

-Did you and I have heart to hearts?
-Yeah.

Did you and I have heart to hearts?
Marlon?

Did you and I have heart to hearts?

Even Jessica. Did we have heart to hearts?

-There was a couple of moments.
-Okay.

-[Anastasia] Did we?
-Yes!

-We did--
-When? When you talked about yourself,

-and you didn't talk about me.
-[Coral] Okay!

Averey, you look like

-you have something you wanna say.
-I do.

-Go ahead, Averey.
-Okay, Jordan can be [bleep].

He can be a [bleep].
And he is kind of hard.

But once you get-- Like once you see
more of Jordan, like for me,

I never had an issue like he had an issue
with Jessica or Ana or Nia.

Me and Jordan, I love him.

Like, I love that guy.
Like, I think he's a good person.

Johnny, do you think
that everyone went through

-an "I hate Jordan" phase?
-Yeah, I did like six weeks of it.

[Coral laughing]

Until I was like,
"I love this [bleep]."

-Yeah, right.
-[bleep] this, I like him.

[Coral] Nia, you claim
Jordan is the way he is because

his little Jordan is really little.
Jordan, please tell me,

Little Jordan is at least bigger
than Nia's balls.

-Hold your answer until after the break.
-[laughs] Yes.

-Touché.
-[audience applauds]

A typical Nia day in Atlanta
would probably be waking up

around one p.m. [laughs]

And just hanging out with my friends.

My sister is my right-hand woman.
So, she and I go out a lot.

I've been finishing my book,
once and for all, I promise.

It's gonna be finished soon.

If it takes a little bit longer
than anyone expected,

I don't give a damn.
I want this to be perfect.

I have been working
with my business partners.

One of them
everyone knows is Dominic Banks.

And we are putting together
a fitness product called the Booty Belt.

A Booty Belt is a belt that is built
to round and shape, tone your butt.

I'm trying to get into
the whole fitness side of modeling.

And I've just been doing
a lot of photoshoots here in Atlanta.

And I fell in love with it.

[upbeat music playing]

[audience applauds]

And we are back!

Nia, you didn't make the cut to be part
of the original Real World Portland cast.

So, when you got the call
to replace one of the roommates,

you knew you had to go in big.

And, Jordan, you were standing
in the line of fire.

Nia and Jordan was really creepy at first.

And it took that radical turn from,

"All right, like I think
they might like each other."

Like, Nia even made comments
like, "Ah, he's gorgeous, he's so cute."

"He's awesome," the first couple weeks.

And then it turned quickly into,
"I'm gonna destroy this [bleep] bastard."

I think it was definitely flirty.
I mean, for me, it was.

It was a fun, flirty thing.

And then she just turned it in this…
Uh, this w*r.

Both of them are like full-force,
go at it, to the extreme,

will not concede, will not be wrong,
will not apologize.

Nia and Jordan so intense.
Fighting, yelling, screaming,

throwing stuff, Cheerios.
I was just like, "Ah!"

I took off my clothes,
turned off the light,

and just paid the whole situation.
He came into my room around two.

I asked him to repeatedly leave,
and he didn't.

If anything, he came at me,
challenging me in the dark.

And he's still a man, and he's drunk,
and belligerent with no shirt on.

You were screwing with him
for like three hours

before any of this occurred.

I mean, I'm one of those,
just like with the land.

You say you're gonna do something, do it.

And you know,
she walks around the house saying

she's gonna end me.

She's gonna call her people
to come down and get me. Bring it on.

[audience applauds]

Okay, so Nia,
relationships had already been formed

before you came into the house.

But, well, like in less than 24 hours,
you had this big plan to take Jordan down.

I was told
that this kid threw a drink on her.

So, I'm already overly aggressive with him
as far as like what I'm gonna do.

Because it's like that's a punk-ass move,
if he threw a drink on her.

[Marlon] When it first started,
it wasn't a "gold-digging whore."

"You got a little pen…"
It wasn't that. It was…

It was Jordan had a deal
with one of these,

and Nia stepped in and was like,
"You're in the wrong."

Johnny, do you think
that the house brainwashed…

-[Johnny] Mm-hmm.
-…Nia

-against Jordan.
-[Johnny] Myself included, absolutely.

Ana brought this conversation up to her
with me included, saying,

"Even last night--" Or whatever,
"Last week, Jordan dumped a drink on me."

How does that all turn into
that he has a tiny penis?

It's an inferiority thing, complex.
It usually is that they're short.

Or they aren't working
with much down there.

There's a correlation
that has been proven, at least by me.

So, the next thing you know,
Jordan's on the pool table,

and Nia's on her knees,

-undoing Jordan's belt.
-[laughs]

[Coral] Averey,
what did you think was gonna happen?

Did you think they were gonna have sex
there on the pool table?

I kinda knew it was like a chicken thing--

That's exactly what it as.
It was chicken. It was,

"Who's gonna back off first?"

And so I was just like, "Okay, okay."

"I can either back off
and look like a little bi-atch,

or I can just go through with it."
And worst-case scenario

going through with it,

-you get a [bleep].
-Huzzah!

So, Johnny, do you think
that's what it was all about,

was just proving that his attitude
was because he had a small penis?

That's what it originated as.

But I don't give a [bleep] who you are

or what kind of brainwaves
you're working with.

For either one of them
to sit at a pool table and to think

about carrying through with this act,
there is sexual desire.

-And both of them…
-Yeah!

…would have followed through

-with either act.
-[Anastasia] Yes, there was. Amen.

[Johnny] So, I think
that had a lot to do with it.

Then you got into it again.

And again.

When did it turn into something else?

It was just a culmination of everything.

You know, we went from that night,
and then all the pokes.

Throw a jab, throw a jab.
She'd walk by and just be like, "Ooh."

And I'd be like, "Whore!"

-[laughs]
-All right, you guys, let's talk--

Let's go ahead and talk
about that night when--

-[Marlon] Oh, [bleep].
-Yeah. [laughs]

When everything kind of turned ugly. Nia?

Yes, I did start the fight.
I started it at the computer room.

He was minding his own business.

I was bored,
and we had just had a fight in Schmizza,

so it was kind of like round two.

So, when did it turn ugly for you?

At the Cheerios.

No. At the vodka.

-The vodka down my throat…
-You opened your mouth twice.

…was when-- Because, if you're--
If I'm happy and all cheerio,

then why would I take that bottle
out of her hand and go and pour it out?

Obviously, that should have been
an indicator.

Why don't you--
As much as you open your mouth--

-Me pouring a full bottle of Goose--
-Why did you not open your mouth and say,

"b*tch, get out of my room,
stop, don't do this,

don't do that."
You didn't do any of that.

Nia, you are a smart girl, remember?

[Nia] I did it twice,

where I said, "Open your mouth."
I did the same--

-[Jordan] I did not open my mouth.
-"Jordan, take a shot with me."

Yes, I admit it, I purposefully

-splashed it over your face.
-[Jordan] I said, no!

I said, no!

-Why keep taunting him?
-[Nia] Yes, I was twisting the dagger.

And I probably could have stopped
at some point, but I just chose not to.

To me, it was fun.
It was playing with fire, absolutely.

But at no point did I think
it was gonna get to where it got

with you know,
the Cheerios and the spitting.

What did you expect
after you poured alcohol down his throat,

shoved Cheerios in his face,

-and stole money out his wallet?
-Even as I'm pouring alcohol,

I do it again.
And as I'm feeding him those Cheerios,

he has a smile on his face,
and he's eating them.

At some point, he goes--
He sits up and starts going…

[spits] The first one
may have not been spit.

But he-- After that,
he spit in my face multiple times.

-Didn't you expect him to do something?
-[Nia] No, because not from a man.

-Not to get physical--
-So, you thought

because a woman could pick on a guy,

and guys are not supposed to do
anything to girls,

you thought that you could do it
and be okay with it?

This is the thing, like I said,
"My story is never gonna change."

The entire time with the alcohol
and the Cheerios, it was still funny.

-Look at his face--
-No, it was not.

I think she was just trying to see,

"How far can I get him?
How far can I get him?"

And then Jordan was just like snap.

This is a boy who choked me,
who bit me, who spit at me,

who I'm under the impression,
called me a "monkey [bleep]."

-Kind of exaggerated that--
-Yeah, he didn't choke you.

[Nia] Did he choke me to death? No!

But did he aggressively
put his [bleep] hand around my neck

-to the point where I'm looking at--
-No, I did not.

[Nia] You guys weren't even there.
I'm like--

She would sit there and tell everyone.

She would go and tell Marlon,
tell Anastasia.

"He did this, he did this."

-Well, you're living with these people.
-[Jordan] Mm-hmm.

Why didn't you go to the people
that you're…

Because no one ever listened to him.

Because of that answer right there.
Nobody wanted to listen.

They already had it.

But right now, she's doing,
"I defended him."

-But did you go over to Johnny and say…
-I listened to you!

-And you saw it. You didn't have to--
-Why is that my job?

My job was not to go
to everybody in the house.

My job was to listen to you
and understand you.

-You didn't listen to me!
-Why is it my job?

You just watched--
You just saw what happened.

It's amazing to me that the one person
who was actually

-there for you…
-The one person.

-…is the most that you're critical of.
-You talk [bleep] on me most of the time.

-"I'm such a [bleep], blah, blah, blah!
-I came to you in this situation

-and I saw somebody who didn't have--
-No, you didn't.

[bleep] you, Jordan!

-[Jordan] No!
-[bleep] you!

[Jordan] No!

[audience gasping, chuckling]

-Really?
-[Marlon] Was that gum?

[Averey] Yeah.

-[audience laughing]
-All right, it's not a reunion

until someone walks out.

So, we've lost a cast member.
We're gonna try to keep moving on

without her and get to the bottom of this.
Jordan?

I just would like to go on record.

-It's not--
-[Coral] Okay!

-It's not small.
-[Coral] Thank you.

And Nia will back me up on that.

It's not the french fry penis
that I said it was.

[Coral] That's interesting.
So, where do you guys stand now?

We're good. Me and him, I mean,

it's a long process,
because of all that it took.

Like, this was bad. Like, even with him,
like I was--

I remember we went back to Portland,
I started crying on the street,

"Why don't you trust me?"
And he's like,

"Think about what you've done to me."

It was so deep and so heavy
that I feel like it will take

a lot of time.
But I love me some Jordan.

-I do.
-[Coral] And Jordan?

-We're good.
-Say you love me.

-We're good.
-[audience laughing]

All right, we've spent a lot of time
talking about Johnny and Averey,

Little Jordan, and Hurricane Nia.

But there were three other people
in the Portland house.

Jess, Marlon,
and we're gonna get Ana back.

And then we're putting you three
on blast next.

[audience applauds]

[upbeat music playing]

[audience applauds]

Welcome back, I'm Coral.

And the entire Portland cast
of Real World is here, even Ana.

-Welcome back.
-[audience cheering]

[chuckles]

Just Ana and Marlon,
there was a lot of focus

on your four other roommates this season.

But you all had some big drama too.

Although I think Mark is a good guy,
he's just not in a position to love Ana

the way she deserves to be,
you know, loved.

She told me some stuff about him.
And I think he was having some problems

and took it out on Ana.

Marlon has a lot of internal issues,
and a lot of pressure,

and stuff stemming from back home.

I do think
that he has extreme trust issues.

It doesn't define Marlon.
Like, I don't care if he's gay.

If he comes out and he's like,
"Guys, I really do like men."

Or you know like, "I love women,
I'm straight…" I don't care.

To me, Marlon's Marlon.

Everyone in the house has tried
to figure out a way

to keep Tyler and send Jess packing.

She was dating him for a week
and had a shrine of Tyler in her room.

Every time we would hang out
with Tyler individually or get him alone,

we were like, "Tyler, dude.
Like, you're an awesome dude."

"You can do a [bleep]-load
better than this girl, man."

-[audience applauds]
-[Coral] What's your reaction

to some of the things
some of your roommates were saying?

-You're an [bleep].
-[Johnny] Oh, that one hit deep.

-I agree on that one.
-[Jessica] I was like, "Damn!"

-That was a little rough!
-And you even hit deeper.

That was a little rough.

-[Jessica] But--
-They were probably drunk.

-And--
-Nope.

The whole picture thing,
I've talked to Tyler and--

he'll back me on this,
if anyone asks him about it.

He likes that stuff.

He felt like, "Oh, this is cool."
Because I couldn't do anything for him.

He took me on so many dates,
bought me presents,

brought stuff over for the roommates,
was so considerate of everyone,

including them.

For me, as a woman, you just don't show
all of your cards at one time.

And I think like for--
As sort of a relationship that it was,

like you shouldn't just put it all
out there.

However, that's Jessica as a person,
and I do think that one day,

she's gonna meet somebody
who's crazy about her,

and she can be as crazy about him
as she is.

-And that's how I feel about it and…
-[Jessica] Yeah.

…yeah, I feel bad.
I feel bad for criticizing her,

but it did look a little psycho.
I'm not gonna lie.

Everyone made a really big deal
out of you not kissing him

on the first date,
making him sleep on the couch

and all that stuff so…

I mean,
everyone has their own comfort levels.

For me, that wasn't my comfort level,
because I just got out of a…

disgusting relationship with somebody

who made me feel like [bleep]
about myself.

So, jumping right into
kissing this guy and getting wrapped up,

because I was terrified. Like I tell Nia.

Tyler's the kind of guy you marry,
and I'm not ready for that.

You can't approach every new situation as…

"This is what happened to me last summer.
This is what happened to me last year."

If you do, that's what--
the reality you are gonna create.

[Coral] So, Ana,
you were the only roommate

in a relationship
when you arrived in Portland.

How did you feel about Mark visiting and--

He showed up to Portland.
The second he got out of the cab,

I knew that he was using dr*gs again,
because I can spot it on him.

I know what it is.

Cumulatively, at the end of the night,
everything came to a head for me.

It does appear
that I'm freaking out over nothing,

and that really wasn't the case.

The fact of the matter
was that this is somebody

who had a serious problem.

And potentially like,
could have lost their life.

After that fight, you announced
that you wanted to go home.

-Why did that--
-Because I wanted to get him help.

[Coral] Are you glad
you stayed in the house?

Yeah, I'm glad I stayed in the house.
I mean, for certain reasons.

[Coral] Which are?

-She didn't quit.
-Marlon? Hi.

-Hey, there!
-[Coral] Hi! [chuckles]

Your father's a preacher,
and has a big influence on your behavior.

Were you concerned

with what your father was gonna think

about some of the things
that came out on the show?

It wasn't that I was concerned
with hooking up because of my father.

-That wasn't even the case.
-[Coral] Okay.

I mean, it goes beyond that.
It goes… it goes with my faith.

I know I'm not that great of a Christian,

but I don't wanna be
telling somebody about God--

You're not gonna ever be perfect.

You're never gonna be perfect.
I'm not perfect.

You made a mistake once.
It was… To me, it was like,

it should not be a big production
about it. Like--

[Coral] You're talking about having
sex with the woman

-on the show?
-[Nia] Yeah.

You start off by telling your roommates
that you had sex with another man.

I don't have a filter.

You know what I mean?
I am who I am.

You either accept me for who I am,
or you don't.

I don't feel like
I always have to explain myself

or anything like that. And I think,
for me, it's just I'm an open person. I…

I love beautiful people.
And that's just what it is.

Are you still trying to figure things out?

It does go against my religion,
but I can't sit here and honestly say

that I would never be
with a guy again, I guess,

but I'm not saying that it's
something that I'm looking for.

And all in all, society,
people outside of this group here,

my family,
they're probably gonna make the gay jokes,

-Make the--
-[bleep] 'em.

All that, and to me, I'm just like,
forget you, I'm real with myself.

-I'm real with my people.
-[audience applauds]

And they respect me for that.

Well, Marlon, day one,
it looked like you had a thing for,

-uh, for Joi.
-Oh, yeah.

[Coral] You guys
in the audience remember Joi?

-Oh, yeah.
-[Coral] Everybody?

She left Portland after only three weeks,
but she is here tonight.

And we're gonna talk
to her after this break.

[audience applauds]

Since I left Portland,
I've been doing a lot of traveling.

Went out to Thailand, did The Challenge.

Being on The Challenge was awesome,
like, it was dope.

After that, came back,
moved back to great Lubbock, Texas.

You can either go out to Buffalo Springs
and get in the water,

or go out in the nightlife,
meet a couple people,

have fun, dance, drink.

I've been, you know,
getting back in shape,

trying to get back in the gym,
get my health game up.

Been doing some recording.
Definitely been working on the music.

I'm actually trying
to get the clothing line thing going,

about to start going back to school.

Just trying to keep my hand
in as much as I can, man.

[upbeat music playing]

Since I left Portland,
came back to good ol' Massachusetts.

Came back to my job cooking
and came back to my mother's house.

Basically back home
to just being a mama's boy.

I love being a mama's boy.
I got a little brother, Tim.

He's the man.

Everyone says he's exactly like me,
looks exactly like me.

But he's a lot smarter,

and he's gonna be a lot more successful
than I am.

Averey has moved to Massachusetts.

And that's awesome.
I love that, I love her.

I like the hockey days.
The hockey days get me through.

Men's Beer Leagues.

Just really hanging out with the buddies,
lot of hanging out with the buddies.

My goal plan for the future
is to get back in school.

I wanna be an athletic trainer
and firefighter.

[audience applauds]

Welcome back, and say hello to Joi.

[audience applauds]

[Coral] So you get to Portland.

It looked like you hit
it off with everyone.

Marlon was into you.

You showed everyone your Playboy spread,
and it seemed like you fit right in.

And everything was cool.

But only three weeks later,
you decided you'd had enough.

-What happened?
-It wasn't the jobs that pissed me off.

I mean, they pissed me off,
but it wasn't that that made me go home.

There was a lot more to it.

Anastasia wasn't the only one
with a boyfriend.

-[Coral] Okay.
-He was just known as the boyfriend.

He ended up having to get surgery,
and it was camera time vs real time.

I made the decision, you know what? Like,

this is a person
that I potentially want to be in my life

that is-- My family consider him family.

And it was--
That was the decision to make.

-Are you still with this person?
-Yes, I am.

I was there to rehab him back
to health. [laughs]

So, Marlon, what do you think
the house would have been like

had Joi stayed?

I still would have been crushing,
definitely.

Calm down, because we all know
it would have been Joi and I.

-[Coral] Why do you think--
-[Marlon] Oh my God,

Clark Kent gets all the girls.

[Coral] Why do you think
nobody was really that phased by

her decision to leave?

Main thing, because it was so soon.

-Yeah.
-It was-- Like we all love and loved Joi.

I mean, she was just, you know, no drama.

You could always talk
to Joi about something.

She was always pleasant to be around.

But we hadn't got to make

that deep connection yet,
that we do now.

She had told me her reasons
for why she wanted to leave.

So, it was more like,
she had legitimate reasons.

I feel like if it was me,

if I was her,
I'd probably done the same thing.

So, Nia, have you thanked Joi yet?

-Of course.
-[Joi] Yeah.

We talk about this all the time.

Me and Nia are close.
Like we did promos together

and commercials
and what not for the show,

and that's where we met. We clicked.

And so it's like
I gained a new friend too.

And if I would have stayed on the show,
it would've been

kind of like The Brady Brunch.
Everyone would have got along.

There's tiffs here and there,
Jordan's always right. No offense.

But it wouldn't have that factor
where everyone's like,

"Oh, my God, what's gonna happen next?"

It would kind of be like,
"Everybody loves each other."

[Coral] Well, Nia,
you left your mark on the season.

But the real b*tch of the house
is coming out next.

Daisy's here.

That's one reason to stick around.

The other is a sneak peak
of the brand-new season

-of The Challenge, next.
-[audience applauds]

[Daisy] After Portland,
I went home with my dad,

Johnny, to Boston.
And it's cold. It's so cold over there.

And then my mom came back home.

And now everything's fine
because we're one happy family.

We would go hiking and play in the dirt,
and scratch lots of holes in the carpet.

And eat bacon.

[upbeat music playing]

[audience applauds]

And we're back. Okay, Daisy.
Daisy, come on!

-[Joi] She's adorable.
-[Averey] Hi.

-[Joi] She's so big.
-[Marlon] Man, she got big.

I know girls don't really like to talk
about it,

but how much weight
did she gain on the show?

She came in at nine, she left at 14.

She's down to 11 now, so give her credit.

-[Coral] Okay, thank you, Daisy.
-[audience applauds]

She's on the right path!

Averey, does Daisy get recognized?

If I take her on the park,

sometimes they don't recognize me
and Johnny.

They'll be like, "That's Daisy!"

Now that she's a big TV star,
does she have an attitude?

-Big attitude?
-No, she's just still Daisy, you know?

She just kind of does dog things
and just loves her life.

She has a dog best friend,
and just loves it.

-That's it for us. Bye!
-[audience cheering, applauding]

[theme music playing]

[theme music concludes]
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