Holiday Club, The (2024)

[bunniefuu]

[lively music]

[blinds click]

[eerie TV music]

[door knocks]

[remote clatters]

[door clicks]

Hi.

Hi.

Can I help you?

I have your party pack

of pastries.

Oh, uh,

I thought I canceled that.

Oh, really?

-Yeah.

-I don't think I--

Are you the delivery person?

-Yeah, I am.

-Okay.

Yeah, I spoke with someone

there today and uh,

I cancelled it.

What time was it?

It's just been me

-today, so...

-Oh, uh,

It could have been yesterday.

-Were you there yesterday?

-I was there yesterday, yeah.

It's my shop,

so I'm there most days.

Oh, okay.

Bailey.

-Bailey's Bakery.

-Yeah, not super innovative.

-But alliterative.

-That's true.

Uh, Sam?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's me.

Everyone that works for me

is young and in love,

so gave them the day off.

That was nice of you.

You're young,

are you not in love?

-What?

-Nothing.

Um...

[Sam chuckles]

-Don't know why I said that.

-[laughing]

Why'd you cancel?

Uh, what?

-The party pack.

-Oh.

Uh, I had plans, big plans,

but they couldn't come, so.

[Bailey] What were those plans?

-Just outta curiosity.

-Oh, like a, yeah,

it's uh, a Galentine's

mixed with um,

"Fight Club".

That sounds really intense.

Yeah, it's probably why

everyone pulled out.

I just moved here for a job,

so I'm still trying to

find my people.

Well, that sounds like

a real niche group

you're trying to find.

Yeah.

[Sam laughs]

Well look, I can, uh, give you

these and just cancel

when I get back

to the shop tomorrow.

Oh, no, no, no,

I wanna pay you for them.

Um, what's in there again?

You have a half dozen cupcakes,

a dozen cookies, and then

three of our specials.

I also, I threw in a

personal favorite of mine.

It's a cinnamon strudel.

-Oh.

-No extra charge.

Oh, you can actually

keep that one.

I don't like cinnamon.

-You don't like cinnamon?

-Mm-mm.

-Not at all. Uh,

-Really?

I'll get you a baggy for that.

No, that's okay.

I don't need

-one.

-[Sam] One second.

[floor creaks]

[cabinet opens]

[Bailey]

You must really have something

against cinnamon, huh?

I do.

Um, do you wanna come in

and set that down?

Um...

It's really dark in here.

Oh, sorry.

[light clicks]

I'm still getting set up

in here.

[door closes]

[cabinet closes]

[Bailey] Do you mind if

I look around?

[Sam] No, no, not at all.

[floor creaks]

You chose a really good area.

-There's a really good bar

down the road.

-[cabinet closes]

Actually really good food.

And then there's a record shop

a couple doors down from that

that's really cool.

And the cinema is at

the end of Main Street,

which it seems like

you like movies.

[Sam] Mm-hm.

They don't really play

anything recent,

but that's kind of

the charm of it.

You really know

the neighborhood.

[Bailey laughs]

Yeah, surprised we haven't

seen each other.

Maybe we have.

No, I would've remembered.

Great view.

Well, I haven't really

explored that much,

but I like it so far.

I just moved here a month ago,

basically just here to work

and back.

Hm.

[water running]

I have a proposition.

'Kay.

Would you be willing to

try the cinnamon strudel?

Sure.

-Really?

-Yeah.

I don't think my mind

is gonna change though,

so I don't want you to

get your hopes up.

Deal.

What's your favorite flavor?

You gonna pick a back up

just in case?

[box thuds]

Maybe.

Alright, uh, I like berry.

Vague, strawberry,

blueberry?

-All of them.

-All of them.

But I am allergic to orange,

-so none of that, please.

-Okay, that's good to know.

No orange.

I have the chocolate cupcake

with blackberry cream

or strawberry cheesecake.

Cheesecake, always cheesecake.

-So that's a cheesecake.

-Mm-hm.

-Yeah?

-Mm-hm.

Do you have plates?

-Yeah.

-Okay.

[Bailey laughs]

[Bailey sighs]

[plates clank]

Okay.

-Um,

-Forks.

hands are clean.

Okay.

-For the most part.

-[paper crinkling]

For the most part?

Well, I did just do that, so.

Do you wanna sit?

-Sure.

-Okay.

[Bailey sighs]

Almost lost this guy just now.

[laughing]

[beanbags thump]

Oh.[Bailey laughs]

These are comfy.

Yeah, I like them.

[Bailey sighs]

What were you watching?

I was actually gonna

watch "Fight Club".

Oh, you actually were?

-Yeah.

-You were?

-Mm-hm. [Sam giggles]

-Okay.

Is that like

a Valentine's tradition?

Yes, it is.

-Really?

-Yeah, I hate the holidays.

-Oh, don't say that.

-Mm-hm.

You said it.

I'm not alone in that.

No, I know, trust me.

You're gonna say how they're

just for big business

to make money off

the little people.

But my shop is really small.

It's not that,

It's not that at all.

Really?

-Oh.

-Mm mm.

Then what is it?

I just think, you know,

people put so much

pressure on them

and bad things

tend to happen to me.

What happened to you today?

Someone threw up on my shoes

at work.

-Oh my God.

-I know.

-Are they okay?

-Yeah,

they took zinc

on an empty stomach.

No, your shoes, I mean.

[Bailey and Sam giggle]

I threw them out immediately,

so.

Did you work without shoes?

No, I have an older coworker

who's my only friend,

and he had a pair of

spare loafers, so.

Did they fit?

No, I looked like a 5-year-old

trying on my dad's shoes.

-That's really sweet.

-Yeah.

Speaking of sweet,

you wanna try it?

-You ready?

-Let's do it.

Okay, do you wanna do

the perfect bite?

-Yes, please.

-I can do that for you.

Okay.

I'm nervous.

-You are nervous?

-Yep.

What if it's no good?

-[fork clinks]

-My heart,

-I just met you.

-you can't say that.

[Bailey giggles]

Come on.

-Okay

-Oh.

-It looks good.

-Yeah?

I appreciate that

you'll at least try it.

My girlfriend is

incredibly stubborn

and she doesn't like to

try new things.

So she doesn't really

try my creations.

-Mm.

-That's okay though.

Some people just, they know

what they like, you know?

I don't know, I mean,

I think you have to be willing

to try something to know if

you don't like it.

I definitely don't like

cinnamon.

-No?

-Mm-mm,no, it's not for me.

-[fork clinks]

-[Bailey] Ah...

It's too overpowering,

but the pastry itself,

my God, so buttery, so flaky.

-Buttery flaky crust. Okay.

-[Sam laughs]

Alright, ouch,

I will take that with me though.

Now you have to try something

you'll like.

The odds are in your favor here.

-I'll let you do it.

-[fork clinks]

Alright.

I'm in charge of my own bite.

Humor me, please.

Oh my God.

That crust is incredible.

You're a master.

[laughing]

A master?

Mmhm.

You just call me a master.

-A master of crust.

-Okay, okay.

Alright,

I can leave happy now.

-Okay.

-I will take that with me.

I didn't find you

the baggie though.

No, I should, oh, it's fine.

I live in the

building next door.

So you were my last delivery.

You didn't tell me.

Yeah, but it was

pitch black in here.

Very little furniture.

I had to make sure

you were trustworthy.

Alright, alright.

[soft piano music]

See, I'll take every bite.

[Bailey and Sam giggle]

[Sam] I'm eating that later.

Well, enjoy your movie.

You know, I've never seen it.

What? Really?

They don't play that one

at the cinema.

-No?

-Mm-mm.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Happy Valentine's Day.

[footsteps thud]

-Oh, Sam.

-Yeah?

I really hope

you're not a lawyer.

-Why?

-'Cause you suck at lying.

-Good night.

-Good night.

[footsteps thud]

[door clicks]

[lively music]

Hm-hm

You got my

attention, baby

And I can't make a move

Like a child that's

starved for love

I'll stay there as

long as I have to

I'll cry a river

of tears

That flows to the sea

Baby if you run away

Baby, if you leave

I'm so in love

with you, girl

You make me feel brand new

Come on, give it up to me

Let me take care of you

I know that your mama said

I'm gonna make

you cry all night

I'll cry a river of tears

That flows to the sea

Baby if you run away

Baby if you leave me

[candle flickers]

[water running]

[door bangs]

[footsteps]

[bed creaks]

[Bailey groans]

[Bailey] Happy Valentine's Day.

[Marky] It's technically

the 15th now.

[Bailey] Say it back.

[Marky] Happy Valentine's day.

[Marky] I missed you.

Did work run late?

Yeah and then I got

some beers with the guys.

This building's

taking it out of us.

How's the shop?

[Bailey] You didn't want...

-What?

-Nothing.

It was good, it was busy.

-[Marky] That's good.

-Mm-hm.

Met a lot of

really nice customers.

-[Marky] Good.

-Mm-hm.

Go back to sleep.

[Bailey] Did you see

the chocolates?

I got you your favorite,

no flavor chocolates.

[Marky] Hey, they have flavor.

[Bailey] Wax isn't a flavor.

[Marky] None for you then.

[Bailey] Okay.

Did you see the teddy?

-It's an elephant.

-I did.

Yeah, we'll name him tomorrow.

[Bailey] Okay.

-Night sleepy.

-Good night.

[somber piano music]

-[street noise]

-[birds chirping]

[door closes]

[keys jingle]

-[door slams]

-[keys clink]

[man chuckling]

[Sam] What?

[Dan] Oh, the guy's trying to

put a cat on a branch.

-[Sam] What?

-[Dan] The cat's just--

[laughing]

-Are you serious?

-The cat's not doing anything.

Let me see.

Orange cat has no

-survival skills.

-Oh my God,

I love orange cats.

[Sam laughing]

That's so cute.

Um, which one

do you want?

Oh, they look good,

but let me finish this first.

Okay.

[Dan] They look good,

look good though.

God, I hate the holidays.

Just another way of reminding us

that we're lonely and poor.

[Dan] Uh,

we make the same salary.

You're not that poor.

[Sam laughs]

She knew.

She knew the whole time

that I ordered the party pack

for myself.

She saw right through me.

Is that a good or a bad thing?

I don't know.

[Dan]

Well, you're willing to

give me a cookie.

So, I mean you're

sharing it, right?

Yeah, doesn't matter either way.

She just, she just kind of

flustered me.

You know like that feeling

when you're at the

checkout counter and

the checkout person

said something annoying

that makes you feel guilty

for whatever you're buying?

I did it to myself.

You know, they call that

foot in mouth syndrome.

-Yeah, I think I have that.

-Yeah, I think so.

Do you think she

meant girlfriend like

how some people call their

friends their girlfriends?

I hate when people do that.

I don't know, how

did she say it?

"My girlfriend doesn't like

trying my pastries."

Mm, I think she

has a girlfriend.

Yeah, I think so.

Try one of these

chocolate chips.

[Sam] Yeah.

Oh, it looks so good.

[Sam chuckles]

-Verdict?

-Oh my gosh.

Now that is a phenomenal cookie.

-Everything has been.

-Oh my gosh.

Hmm, oh my God.

-[Dan] How's the cupcake?

-It's so good.

[Sam sighs]

[Dan] Mm-hm.

How do I come off?

-How do you come off?

-Yeah.

I don't know what that means.

Like,

do I look as

stuck as I feel?

How stuck do you feel?

Um...

You know when you try to

fix something with super glue

and you think you're

fixing something,

and um,

God.

you think for a second,

you're like, okay,

maybe I can salvage this,

but then...

I don't know. Sometimes

you inevitably end up making

it a little bit worse.

Um...

But for a split

second, you think,

okay with the cracks, 'cause

it's gone through something,

maybe it's even a

little bit better

than it was before

and you feel kind of

good about yourself

because I don't know,

all your scars make

sense for a second

and you feel like

you've made something

really, really special

out of something

that did not seem like

it was repairable.

But then you realize

you can't get your thumb

off the thing

you were trying to fix

because you've glued your thumb

to the object.

And so you use your other finger

to try to get your thumb off.

But then you've glued your

finger and your thumb together,

and then you keep trying

to pry them apart.

And you spend

weeks after picking

f*cking glue off your fingers.

[Dan] I'm sorry, is

something broken?

[street noise]

Don't you just love a holiday?

Give you an excuse to celebrate,

you know?

Are you even Irish?

I don't know.

[water pours]

Thank you.

[calm jazz music]

[Kayla] It's weird for a

Chinese restaurant

to serve bread,

don't you think?

Hm.

Do you like bread?

Do I like bread?

-Yeah.

-I love bread.

It's yours.

Oh, okay.

Are you celiac?

Do you have celiac disease?

Sorry,

I never know how to say that.

-Uh, just gluten-free.

-Oh.

Okay.

Yeah, I heard it can be harder

for gluten-free people

to find restaurant options

than it can be for vegans.

Huh.

Where'd you hear that?

I think I read it

in some article.

Can you send it to me?

Sure.

[sighs]

So what do you do?

Computer programming,

what about you?

I'm a lawyer.

[chuckles]

-Is that funny?

-No, no, no.

I'm sorry, I don't meet

that many lawyers.

Um.

Do you-- do you like it?

I love it.

I feel like it's my calling,

you know?

And I don't think a lot

of people feel that way

about their work,

so I feel lucky.

Do you feel that way

about your job?

Computer programming?

Mm-hm.

Uh,

I don't know, I like it.

I like it a lot.

That's good.

What do you do if you get

a guilty client?

[soft footsteps]

[Marky] 72% of Americans

don't know the people

who live next door.

-Seems high.

-Does it?

You know your neighbors.

Our neighbors.

[Marky] I don't know 'em.

But they're still ours

and I run out of butter

and eggs at a

higher percentage.

[Marky] That's true.

[oven door clanks]

[Bailey] Babe, come try these.

What?

[Bailey] Come try these, please.

[Marky] What is it?

White chocolate cupcakes.

I'm gonna put

a caramel buttercream on top.

[Marky] Why are they green?

-For St. Patrick's day.

-Oh.

I put spinach in

the wet ingredients

instead of food coloring.

Can't even taste it.

I promise.

[Bailey] Look.

Can't even tell.

I'm really full from dinner.

Just one little bite.

What if I take one with me

to work tomorrow?

But I won't see a reaction.

[Marky] I'll take a video.

Okay.

-You sure?

-Yes.

-Is that okay?

-Yeah.

[Marky] Mm.

Oh baby

Come on

Mm-hm

Got your love, got a feeling

Caught your bug,

got a fever

Can't stop thinking

about you everyday

Mm-hm

I'm gonna prove to you girl

I ain't messin' 'round

with your heart

You'll be my one love

[plastic crinkling]

One love baby

We're together

United baby

Under one roof

[phone thuds]

In the house

the house is ours

Girl, I need your

medication for my soul

Give it to me girl,

gonna be alright

If you say it's ok

gonna stay all night

Uh huh

Mm-hm

Give it to me girl,

gonna be alright

If you say it's okay

gonna stay all night

Uh huh

Hi, um, do you have any

St. Patrick's Day boxes?

Yeah, I'll take whatever

the specials are.

Delivery under Sam Marino.

Okay, thank you. Bye.

[phone thuds]

[Sam sighs]

[paper tears]

[door knocks]

[bottle thuds]

[soft piano music]

[door clicks]

Hi.

Hey, I am here

with your delivery.

[Sam] Okay, great.

-Sam, right?

-Thank you, yeah, yeah.

Is there anyone else

working tonight?

-No, it's just me.

-Okay.

-Did you need something else?

-No, thank you.

-Okay, have a good night.

-You too.

[footsteps thud]

[door clicks]

Damn.

[calm jazz music]

[Man] The girls have arrived!

[people cheer]

[Bailey] Well my stomach hurts.

[Marky] Okay, then don't get

a prune shot.

[Bailey] I'm not gonna get

a prune shot,

that sounds disgusting.

-[group chattering]

-[Bailey] No, no.

-Hi, how's it going?

-Good, how are you?

Good.

Um, can I do an amber ale,

please.

-[Bailey] Marky?

-[Marky] Yeah, same.

[Bailey] Same?

[group laughing]

[friends chattering]

[man yells]

Green, green, green.

-[Bailey] You found the bar.

-I found the bar.

You look like

you're celebrating.

-That?

-That's disgusting.

-It's not great.

-[Bailey laughs]

How was the food?

Mm, It was actually really good.

See, those truffle fries.

-Addicting.

-Very good.

How'd you get your

cupcakes green?

-You tried one? When?

-Mm-hm.

-Spinach, yeah.

-Wow, I couldn't even

-taste it.

-Really? Good.

-I was really worried

about that.

-No, they were really good.

Okay, good.

-Apparently rich in iron.

-Yeah.

[Bailey laughs

What happened to you today?

What do you mean?

You and your holiday curse.

Oh, nothing yet.

-No?

-Speaking of,

I should probably get going.

Wait, can you meet Marky

really quickly?

It's okay.

Just really quickly, I promise.

[Bailey] Marky, Marky,

come over here.

-[Bailey] Gonna be quick.

-Okay.

[Bailey] Hi, Marky, this is Sam.

Hey, how's it going?

-Nice to meet you.

-You too.

[Sam] Yeah.

They're our neighbor.

She also tried a green cupcake.

-[Marky] Did you?

-I did.

-Mm-hm.

-[Marky] So did I.

[Bailey] No video evidence.

[Marky] I told you

I accidentally deleted it

making room on my phone.

[Bailey] Conveniently

before you sent it to me.

[Marky] I have like no storage

on my phone, you know that.

[Bailey] I know,

I said I'd buy you some.

[Marky] Ok, well let's sign

up tomorrow then.

Okay, fine I said hi

But I did not say goodbye

What do you want?

That's my style

Don't be mad, I'll be sad

I get drunk so

quick it's bad

[friends chattering]

-Bye.

-Okay.

-Bye.

[Friend] Make sure

there's a lemon.

-For what?

-My drink.

[Friend] I thought for the beer.

-I was like, what?

-Eew, no.

You can put orange in your beer.

-Hello.

-Hello.

I'm surprised it's not busier.

This was everyone's first stop.

Oh shit.

You know, I thought

we did it backwards.

-Okay, yeah.

-Yeah.

Uh, do you want the

same thing?

Um, yes please, yeah.

Actually, can I do the special?

Ye-- Yes, but it's a stout.

-It's a stout?

-Mm-hm.

Why not.

-Sure.

-You sure?

[laughing]

-Are you scared to

give this to me?

-[both laugh]

I'll do it, I'll do it.

I, I don't like giving refunds.

[laughing]

-I know you don't.

-Okay, I'll get one for you.

-All right.

-Okay.

-Here you go, try that.

-Thank you.

-Oh my God.

-Do you want me

-to change it?

-No, I love it.

-Are you sure?

-Can you tell?

It's so good.

Keep going.

[Bailey and bartender laugh]

-Where are all the good men at?

-Mm. Girls, be goneth.

-I know, right? No where...

[Bailey]

I know. [indistinct]

Um, where'd she go?

[Friend] Marky went

to the bathroom.

[Bailey] You good?

I think, I think she

went to the bathroom.

She was here and then she left.

[Bailey] We did do the crawl

backwards. He just said, so.

-Oh.

-Really?

That makes sense now.

What goes through mind

When you leave with

no goodbye

So many random people

That I don't even like

There's Tommy, there's Taryn

I'll wink and I'll

give a nudge

They're dear friends of

mine since youth

-Marky.

-[door knocks]

[door clicks]

[whispers]

Oh my god.

Shit.

[clothes thud]

[jewelry jingles]

[clothes rustling]

[footsteps]

[Marky] Bailey, I mean,

I can't believe this.

I was drunk.

Don't we all do things that

we don't mean when we're drunk?

I mean, it's just...

Uh...

After all we've been through,

you just wanna

let it go all over one

silly little drunken kiss.

You just want to let it go.

I mean, it's not like I've

been cheating on you.

Jen and I haven't been

seeing each other,

we're not going

behind your back,

but I guess I should let you

know that I am staying with her

while we figure this out.

But it's just not fair.

[dog barking]

[footsteps]

[Bailey sighs]

[door clanks]

[keys jingle]

[bottle lid clanks]

[sighs]

[phone vibrates]

Hello?

[remote clanks]

Hey.

[jar clanks]

[mixer whirs]

[Lisa] They're amazing.

They're my favorite.

[Mel] You hear that, Bailey?

I do.

You guys should sell

'em year round.

-Oh, thank you.

-But then if you did,

I'd be here every day.

-So guess not.

-We wouldn't mind that, Lisa.

Oh, thank you, sweetie.

Well, happy Easter to you both.

-Happy Easter.

-Thank you.

-Bye.

-Bye-bye.

-Hi there.

-Hey.

-Hey Sam.

-Hello.

I'll help them.

[Mel] Okay.

[Bailey] It's been a while.

Yeah, I was in the neighborhood.

Thought I'd finally come

and check out the shop.

-Yeah?

-Mm-hm.

-Well, what do you think?

-It's very cute.

Do you wanna try something?

Yeah, it's the only reason

I came in here.

-[Sam] Mmm.

-[plate clinks]

How you been?

[Bailey sighs]

I've been better.

-Yeah?

-Yeah, I feel like

I'm off my game.

Off your baking game?

That too.

Marky and I broke up.

-Oh.

-Yeah.

Damn, I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

Is it?

I mean, no, but it will be.

[sighs]

You should try it.

I was just waiting for

the go ahead.

Green light.

-Okay.

-[Bailey laughs]

[Sam moans]

What is it?

Um...

-[Sam] Um...

-Is it not good?

[Sam] Does your salt

live next to your sugar

-by any chance?

-Oh God.

Oh my God.

Look, I took a shot

of ocean water.

-I poisoned Lisa.

-Who's Lisa?

She just picked up a dozen.

Hold on, Mel, Mel,

can you please call Lisa

and tell her that uh, she

can't eat the cookies,

but I'll give her like a,

I don't know,

like a lifetime supply

or something?

Oh. [Sam chuckles]

[Bailey sighs]

-Sorry.

-It's okay.

I almost k*lled

the customer, so.

I can be your taste

tester anytime.

-Really?

-Mm-hm.

-Even after that?

-Yeah.

I can't be bailing you

outta jail all the time

for accidental poisoning.

I don't have that kind of cash.

I don't know.

I don't know your life.

[Sam and Bailey giggle]

[Bailey sighs]

See, I'm off my game.

Your turn.

My turn?

Yeah, how's everything?

Good. Work is good.

-Work is good?

-Yeah.

Good.

How's your anti-holiday club?

-Mm, that's not great.

-No?

No, we're sitting at two

right now.

But you're welcome to join.

I would love that.

-Okay.

-Yeah.

-Little miss holiday, huh?

-Mm-hm.

M'kay.

[chuckles]

Is it just you

and your work dad?

No.

No, actually, I've

been seeing someone.

-Oh.

-Yeah, it's casual.

How'd you meet?

On an app.

Not super romantic, but.

You never know

how it's gonna happen.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

Is it going well?

Yeah.

The truth is, I didn't

really like her at first

and we just didn't

really get along, but--

[soft piano music]

-But it's working out?

-Yeah, seems to be.

Yeah?

Good.

Well, I'm having a party

on Wednesday night.

You should come.

You should bring her.

Yeah, what holiday is it?

It's no holiday,

it's my birthday.

Come on, that's a holiday.

[giggles] Well.

Are we actually

becoming friends?

Yeah, I think we are.

[door closes]

[door knocks]

[footsteps]

-Hey, hi.

-Hi.

-Happy birthday.

-Oh, thank you.

[Sam] Mm-hm.

Is anyone with you?

No, no, Kayla had to work late.

-Oh, okay, wanna come in?

-Mm-hm.

[door closes]

[calm jazz music]

[people chattering]

Yeah, I'm okay.

I'm being honest with you.

Relationships are hard.

Should they be, though?

Well...

-What?

-What?

Hard.

Ew.

-Okay, you win.

-[laughing]

But yeah,

should they be hard?

Honestly?

I mean that's what

everybody says.

Who?

Who? Who's saying that?

Girl, I don't know.

[Bailey] Oh sorry, you were

saying about your niece?

[Deon] Yes, yes, she is

going to school in Pittsburgh.

[Bailey] Pittsburgh, okay.

When, uh--

[Bailey] I didn't think she

was old enough.

-[Bailey] How did that happen?

-[Deon] I know.

[Deon] I'm still

thinking about it.

Who have you recruited to

the club? Anyone?

Any potentials?

Hmm...

-Yeah there's a few

potentials here.

-Who?

Okay, don't look.

-Okay.

-Because they're really cool.

I said don't look.

I was averting my eyes.

-Mm-hm.

-Uh huh.

Okay, well you see the girl

with the, uh,

dark hair and the white teeth?

Like the really white--

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

Really white teeth.

-She's so cool.

-She's so cool!

I think a little too cool

for your club.

What do you mean? You can't be

judging it.

You're not even in it.

-I thought I was.

-Uh uh,

you haven't even

done the initiation yet.

What do I need to do?

[microwave beeps]

[bag rustles]

[Sam] How hungry are you?

Pretty hungry.

Okay, maybe we should

order something.

Popcorn is just a part of

the initiation process.

Okay, I eat the popcorn,

we watch the movie,

and then what?

I can't tell you.

Is there a quiz?

-What sounds good.

-Really?

Mm-hm.

Mm...

Chinese?

Okay yes,

I know the best spot.

They give you fresh baked bread

with your order.

I love it.

Fresh bread?

Is it better than my bread?

-No.

-No?

-No.

-Okay.

-But you're a good baker.

-I like bread.

Me too.

Um, how was your week?

It was good.

-Good.

-I'd say positive.

I didn't poison anyone.

-Yeah.

-Mm, an improvement.

Huge improvement.

-What about yours?

-Good.

Yeah, it was

actually really nice.

Dan, my coworker and I,

we took our friendship

to the next level.

We met up outside of work.

-Wow.

-Uh-huh.

Look at you guys.

Where'd you go?

-A theme park.

-A theme park?

-Yeah, yeah,

-Really?

it was really fun.

His mom passed away

a couple years ago

and now every year

he celebrates her life

by riding her favorite

rollercoaster.

-That is so cute.

-Isn't it?

Yeah, wow.

Put in what you want.

Thank you.

I'm gonna start it.

Wait, wait, wait,

you didn't get appetizers,

-Okay.

-besides the bread.

Mm-hm.

Do you like egg rolls?

Yeah, I like egg rolls.

Okay.

Okay, come on.

So eager.

It's such a good movie.

Ready?

-Okay.

-All right.

-Ready?

-Wait.

Okay, ready.

-Are you sure?

-Yes.

Okay.

[intense tv music]

[calm music]

Said that you've been hurt

One too many times before

Ended up staring in

the bathroom mirror

Crying on your

bedroom floor

Baby you can take my word

Haven't gotta hurt no more

Things about to

get much better

I wanna make this forever

I wanna make this forever

[Dan] You're doing great,

alright?

[Sam] Thank you,

I'm trying my best.

[Dan] I know, just keep

your knees bent.

Like tennis, it's backhand-

Hilarious,

I've never played tennis.

But yeah, okay.

[Sam sighs]

I wanted to ask.

So, uh, so how's it working?

-How's what working?

-You know, the friend thing.

Oh uh, well, I didn't think

it would work

this well, actually.

Is that because you're

seeing someone?

No, what do you mean?

Well, I mean, you both

haven't really been single

-at the same time.

-[ball bounces]

What does that have to do

with anything?

[Dan grunts]

-That game?

-Yeah, let's call it.

This sport is so f*cking hard.

[plastic crinkles]

Mm, I don't like that one.

-No?

-Try it.

You don't like it

and you want me to try it?

-Mm-hm.

-[Bailey laughs]

-Just to confirm.

-I like it.

-Mm, it's getting smoky.

-Yeah.

It's like spicy and smoky.

[laughs]

Is that what you had

on your dating profile?

[laughs]

-Yeah, exactly.

-Put the rest in my pocket.

-Ew.

-[laughing]

Mm, this is good.

-Yeah?

-Mm-hm.

-Mm, I like that one.

-Yeah?

Good, gimme some adjectives.

Fruity and funky.

That's going on my profile.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

[laughs]

[Sam] How are you doing?

-[Bailey] I'm good.

-Yeah, are you actually?

Well I think so.

I've been sleeping a lot.

[Sam] Mm, that's good.

[Bailey] Yeah, but it's

making me more tired.

[Sam] It's a vicious cycle.

[Bailey chuckles] Yeah.

When we first got together,

it was just so fun.

She told me from the beginning

that she did not want

anything serious.

And then we moved in together.

I knew all that going in,

you know?

[Sam] Yeah.

You couldn't have known

that she'd do that.

No, but I mean...

I don't know.

I-- Once you're in something and

then you step away from it--

I was just really angry

right after it happened.

And the other day

I was thinking about it

and it made sense

what happened between us.

I didn't think it would.

Well, to have that perspective

from the beginning,

just imagine.

Maybe we do.

Maybe we just push it down

or ignore it.

Have you

thought about dating?

I actually went on

a date last night.

What? You didn't tell me.

-It wasn't good.

-What happened?

I just, I yawned about 30 times

and she asked me if

she was boring me.

Yeah, uh, was it boring?

-I was a little bored.

-Mm.

Where'd you go?

An escape room.

You were yawning in

an escape room?

I've been sleeping at 9 PM,

so I was tired.

Did you get out?

Did you win?

Um no, but our communication

just wasn't good.

-She was yelling a lot.

-She yelled at you?

-Not at me,

just at the situation.

-Mm.

God, and you were

just there yawning.

Yeah, it was really fun dynamic.

-Mm.

-[Bailey laughs]

-Are you gonna see her again?

-[scoffs]

Funny.

[sighs]

It gave me anxiety.

-The date?

-Just the whole thing, yeah.

Maybe you're not ready.

I don't know, maybe.

The kiss wasn't bad though.

You kissed her?

Yeah, I was just curious.

Oh.

[slow music]

Oh

What a nice way to say

We tried

Oh

Just building

our bricks apart

We died

Good morning, sunshine

The endless flaw is mine

Oh, ohh

Walking around

the park just fine

Oh, ohh

Yeah, everyone knows

a face

that's lying

Oh

[Bailey] I have a very

specific seat here.

-[Sam] Oh yeah?

-[Bailey] Mm-hm.

[Bailey] It's best seat

in the house.

[Sam] Mm, what makes it the

best?

Let's all go to the lobby

[Bailey] Well. Here, switch.

-To get ourselves a treat

-[Sam] Okay.

Delicious things to eat

-[Sam] Oh.

-[Bailey] Yeah, right?

-[Sam] Yeah, I see it.

-[Bailey] Mm-hm.

The sparkling drinks

are just dandy

[Sam] Alright, come on,

take your seat back.

-No, you stay.

-Come on, you love this movie.

-Your first time?

-Alright, let's switch, c'mon.

-Really? Okay.

-Yes.

To get ourselves a treat

Let's all go to the lobby

-to get ourselves a treat

-[Bailey] Popcorn?

-to get ourselves a treat

-[Sam] Yeah, of course.

[upbeat jazz music]

-[Bailey] What?

-[Sam] I don't know.

[Sam] It's ah...

What's the "ah"?

Explain the "ah."

I don't know if I believe

that she'd be into him.

-What?

-Meg Ryan.

Huh.

[boxes clatter]

[Bailey sighs]

Where do you want this?

-Oh, thanks.

-Mm-hm.

Oh my gosh, you're strong.

[laughing]

-Those muscles.

-[laughing]

I'm surprised you stayed awake.

Yeah, me too.

Okay, speaking of staying awake,

you didn't say yes to the quiz.

I didn't say no.

Let me just take it now.

You can't skip a step.

You only watched 15 minutes.

Well, I blame it on

your beanbag chairs.

Mm.

And all that bread.

It is the best Chinese food

in town.

-It was really good.

-Mm-hm.

Okay.

Did Kayla pass the test?

Well, she hasn't taken it yet.

Then how's she

in the club?

I guess she's not yet.

[Bailey] Okay.

When am I gonna meet her?

You want to?

I mean, we've been

hanging out so much,

I'd like to, yeah.

-Okay.

-Okay.

What are we making?

We are making lemon bars.

Yum.

Yeah, my last

batch was too sour.

-Okay, more sugar?

-More sugar, less lemon.

-Alright.

-Alright.

Could you grab the lemons?

-Yeah.

-Thank you.

Where are they?

-The bowl, thank you.

-Okay.

[calm piano music]

-No?

-Mm-mm, no.

-Mm, yeah.

-Really?

Mm-hm.

That's mine.

Excuse me, give me that.

Give it to me.

-It's getting there.

-It's getting there?

It's incredible.

The crust is under

by like a minute.

-It's too hard.

-Uh huh.

-I can't bite it.

-Don't crack it.

Oh just did.

I ate a little.

Yeah, what did it taste like?

Like mud.

-Mm, let me try it.

-No.

-Ew.

-It's actually good with

the lemon.

-I like that.

-Should I put mud

in my next one?

Yeah, it should

be a flavor combo.

[laughing]

What color do you want?

Uh, do you have clear?

I have clear.

Are you sure you don't wanna

do something more fun?

You can pick.

[Bailey] Okay.

No red.

-No red.

-It's my only rule.

[nail polish clanks]

All right.

You're gonna do it?

Yes, lay 'em on me.

What, do you have like

a feet thing?

-Do I have a feet thing?

-Mm-hm.

-No.

-Okay.

They don't gross me out,

they're just feet.

-They're ticklish.

-Do I have a foot thing?

[Mel] You chose that one?

It's a great movie.

Out of all of the Nora Effron

films showing this week?

So what?

It's about friends who

turn into lovers, Bailey.

Oh my God,

Sam has a girlfriend.

We both had the night off.

It's not a big deal.

-Okay.

-Okay.

-Can you lock up?

-Yep.

[Bailey] I gotta get changed.

-Bye.

-[Mel] Have fun.

You didn't kiss me.

What, when?

When you picked me up.

Sorry, I'm nervous.

About what?

I've never set anyone up before.

Oh, I'm the one that's

setting her up.

Yeah, I know, that

makes it worse.

Why?

Because you don't know Bailey.

She's been through a lot.

I just, I want

them to get along.

Well, you talk about her a lot.

So I feel like I did a pretty

good job with Katie.

There she is, Katie.

-Still didn't kiss me.

-Okay.

You can also just kiss me,

you know.

-Hey.

-Hey, um, how you doing?

[Katie] Good. Good.

[Kayla] Oh, this is

my girlfriend, Sam.

-Hi, nice to meet you.

-Hi, Sam.

[Katie] Nice to meet you.

Hi, can I get you

something to drink?

Um, what are you two having?

[Kayla] The pinot,

you wanna try?

Sure.

Mm, okay, that's nice.

I'll have a glass please.

Good to see you.

-Hi.

-Hi.

You look good.

This old thing?

Bailey, this is Kayla.

Oh, hi.

-So good to finally meet you.

-Yeah you too.

And, uh, this is Kayla.

-Katie, Katie.

-Oh shit, sorry.

-Katie?

-Katie.

-Oh hey, hi.

-And another one.

And another one.

-I'm sorry.

-What can I get for you?

Um, Whiskey Neat, please.

-You got it.

-Thank you.

A long day?

-Me?

-Yeah.

No, I was making

cannoli all day,

which are really fun to make.

Oh, what were you

making them for?

Bailey owns a bakery.

-Oh, very cool.

-Yeah I do.

Yeah, thank you.

And what about you?

Do you guys work together?

Oh, would you say we?

Katie was my client.

Oh.

I didn't know that.

[Katie] Yeah, it was last year.

Thank you.

Um, did you win the case?

[Katie] We did.

[Bailey] Well cheers to that.

[glasses clink]

I'm gonna get something

else to drink.

Anybody else want anything?

-I'm good.

-Okay.

Um, so I work in insurance.

[Bailey] Insurance?

-Mm-hm.

-Okay.

I don't know much about that.

I will spare you the details.

Maybe date two.

Okay.

So Bailey, um I hear you're

quite the party girl.

I don't know if

I'd call it that.

Well, I'm having a

get together next week.

Bailey loves holidays.

Yeah, we were just talking

about that.

What are you celebrating?

Oh, it's my birthday.

[Bailey] Oh, fun.

Very fun.

So are you working on a case?

[Katie] Oh, just

some fraud case.

What'd you get?

You wanna try it?

[Kayla] I know,

it's always the same.

It is, I knew you would know.

[Bailey] It's good.

-This is evil.

-You're evil.

Do you wanna play pinball?

Yes please.

[lever clanks]

[calm music]

You're good.

When's the last time

you played this?

Like a couple nights ago.

-Really?

-Yeah.

So what do you think?

-Of what?

-Katie.

She's nice, you guys are suited.

No not Kayla, Katie, your date.

Oh, she's nice too.

I haven't really

talked to her much.

Should we go back over?

In the middle of my game?

-Your turn.

-Okay.

We'll see what happens.

I dunno if I'm very

good at this.

All right, so this.

You gotta go fast.

All right, okay.

[lever clanks]

-Oh, trigger happy.

-Okay.

You have lipstick on your teeth.

Hold still.

-Is it gone?

-Mm-hm.

[Bailey sighs]

Do I start again?

-Yes.

-Okay.

[lever clanks]

How's it going with you guys?

Good.

-Good?

-Yeah.

Kayla, read your

astrology charts.

-Whose?

-Yours and Katie's.

She seems too practical

for astrology.

Yeah, I know she does,

but apparently--

What did it say?

She couldn't read it accurately

because she didn't have

your exact birth time.

But she said it makes sense

you're a business owner.

-Really?

-Uh-huh.

[upbeat music]

-All done?

-Yeah.

-Did it hurt?

-It was fine.

It was in my butt.

In your butt?

Oh.

Why didn't Kayla bring you?

It's her birthday.

I didn't wanna ruin it.

Here.

[Sam] Why didn't you come?

There was a "Twilight"

marathon on TV.

I was going to,

-Thanks.

-but I never saw

the last one, so.

-You ready?

-Mm-hm.

Did you get the cake I sent?

Yeah, but I didn't

get to try it.

[Bailey] That's okay.

[Sam] You think

the marathon's still on?

[Bailey] Definitely.

What was the orange in?

[Sam] Something

seemingly savory.

This appetizer.

[Bailey] It had an orange in it?

Gross.

[soft guitar music]

Radio up and the

blinds go down

You love it when

nobody's around

I wanna called out downtown

But you bite my lip,

don't make a sound

I'd be damned for

leaving without you

Na, na, na, na, na

So give me a minute

to catch my breath

Take what's yours,

I'll take what's left

You're used to coming

out second best

Always failed

to pass the test

I'll be damned for

leaving without you

Na, na, na, na, na

Na, na, na, na, na

[plastic bag rustles]

[phone rings]

[phone vibrates]

[Answering Machine] When you

are finished recording,

you may hang up or

press one for more options.

[phone beeps]

Hey Sam,

I was just checking in.

I haven't heard

from you in a while

and just let me know

if you need anything.

Okay, bye.

[street noise]

[Bailey] I feel like I haven't

seen you in months.

[Sam] I know, I'm sorry.

[Bailey] Was it work?

Yeah, work's been really busy,

but Kayla and I broke up.

-What?

-Yeah.

-When?

-Two weeks ago.

Why didn't you tell me?

I don't know,

she was getting kind of weird

about our friendship.

-Oh.

-Yeah.

Is that why you broke up?

No, no, it'd been coming

for a while now.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Just needed some time.

Yeah, of course.

-I'm really sorry.

-It's okay.

I should have told you,

I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

You did what was right for you.

How have you been?

Good.

-Yeah, yeah.

-Yeah, yeah.

I got married last week.

-You did?

-Yeah.

Interesting, I don't see a ring.

It's in the shop actually.

What shop?

What are you talking about?

You know the one on

the corner over here?

Yeah, that shop.

The pawn shop?

A lot happened

between the times.

You've had a really

complicated couple of weeks.

-Couple of weeks.

-Okay, that's interesting.

-So, all right, sounds good.

-Yeah.

-What else?

-Yeah,

actually this is my ring, yeah.

I don't know.

I don't know if

I see it for you.

-You don't buy it?

-I don't buy it.

-No.

-No.

What do you see for me?

No, I'm kidding.

What else, I made cupcakes

that ooze purple guts.

-Ooh.

-Yeah.

[Sam] What'd you use for that?

Grapes?

[Bailey] Ube actually.

More purple.

-Ooh.

-Yeah.

[Sam] You have a

sample back there?

[soft piano music]

I missed you.

[Sam] I missed you too.

[baking tray clanks]

[Sam] Mm. Those taste like

nostalgia.

-[Bailey] Can't beat these.

-[Sam] Mm mm.

Mm mm.

Hm.

Okay.

I can't move in this skirt.

Okay.

What are you making?

You'll see.

You're not gonna tell me,

aren't you?

-No.

-No, okay.

That's fine, that's fine.

I'm making a cat.

-Oh yeah?

-Yeah.

What kind?

Your standard cat.

Is that an orange one?

Ha, ha, yeah, an orange one.

You can't touch it.

Nope, not for me.

-I can't get my hand in there.

-Sorry.

That's okay,

I'm glad you found some.

Better late than ever,

-yeah?

-Yeah.

[pumpkin seeds drop]

Ew, ew.

Okay, I can't move.

What are you doing?

[Bailey] Well, there's guts.

You can't take your skirt off.

I just did.

What ya gonna do about it?

[pumpkin seeds clank]

What if I do that?

Well, I guess then I'll

do that.

[Bailey and Sam laugh]

You get started.

[Sam] Bailey.

Come out, come out

wherever you are.

[Bailey] I did that

a long time ago.

[mischievous music]

Let me just rest these.

Oh my, I didn't even know

you were there.

Get those off right now.

Sorry.

[Sam laughs]

It was too good.

[Bailey] Not the wig.

[Bailey and Sam giggle]

[Sam] Now back to

serious business.

[Bailey] Back to your

pie symbol.

[Sam] How do you know?

I could just see where

your mind was going.

-That's weird.

-Yeah.

Is that the bad thing that

happened to you today?

-What, pumpkin guts?

-Yeah, pumpkin guts.

-No.

-What was?

You have a seed in your hair.

-Can you get it?

-Yeah.

[soft piano music]

-Is that okay?

-Yeah.

Are you?

Yeah.

Thank you.

We've got toast, jam,

muffins, and coffee.

[Bailey and Sam chuckle]

Are you hungry?

Yeah, yeah.

Do you want some?

-I'm not really hungry.

-Okay.

Is this orange marmalade?

-Apricot.

-Okay.

-Cool.

-That wasn't a real question.

-Was that?

-You never know.

I have to ask.

Sorry.

I don't know,

we left it weird.

I feel like it was

too soon for her.

Did she say that?

No, she didn't really

say anything.

Just, I mean, they broke up

like two weeks ago.

Then just ask her.

It was so good though.

The jam?

The sex.

-Oh sh**t.

-Yeah.

You never know how it's gonna

translate, you know?

Oh yeah.

I once to had sex with this guy

that I met at a bar

and it was horrible.

And he was so cute too.

[Dan] What did she say?

She really say anything.

She's weird 'cause she always

has something to say.

I don't know if I'm trying

to protect her or myself.

[Dan] Maybe both.

[Sam] Maybe.

[sad piano music]

[Bailey sighs]

-Hi.

-Hi.

[Bailey] Come in.

[water trickles]

[Sam] Thanks.

[water trickles]

Do you want more?

Okay, thank you.

This is very formal.

Yeah, this feels weird.

It is weird.

Sam...

I value you and our

friendship so much.

Me too.

-Yeah?

-Definitely.

I don't wanna ruin anything.

No, neither do I.

Okay.

Okay?

So friends?

Of course.

[sad piano music]

Don't you dare try to

shake my hand right now.

No.

She doesn't wanna

ruin the friendship.

That's what she said?

I think so.

[Mel] Well, I can uninvite

her to Friendsgiving

if it's gonna make it weird.

No, don't do that.

It's fine.

[Mel] Are you sure?

Yeah.

[Dan] So what'd you tell her?

I don't really know.

I think I tried to shake her

hand like it was a transaction.

She was Julia Roberts

and I was Richard Gere.

Maybe I was Julia Roberts.

I don't know.

What do you mean?

I just couldn't

spit anything out.

And I mean,

she kind of led me to it.

But did she actually?

I don't know.

[plates clanking]

-[Mel] Hey Sam.

-Thanks for having me.

[Mel] Yeah.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Are you okay?

Mm.

[everyone chattering]

Have you tried this cheese?

I haven't, no.

-Is it good?

-Oh you must.

It is.

Yeah, I'll try it later.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I insist it.

You just have to,

-it's so good.

-I have sweet potato in

my mouth.

Oh, it'll pair perfectly.

Trust me.

Just a little,

-a little nibble.

-Let me swallow real quick.

Okay.

-Oh you're gonna, okay.

-Oh yeah.

-Wow.

-Right?

Oh, try it with the wine.

-Wow, it's good.

-Oh, yes.

I didn't invite her.

Mel set it up.

I didn't even know about it.

Well, you look really

comfortable with each other.

I mean, she's feeding you.

Yeah, that was weird, I know.

I mean, why do you even care?

You're the one that didn't wanna

ruin the friendship, right?

Yeah, well this feels different.

It probably will

for a little while.

Well, I don't like it.

You think I do?

I don't like it.

Look, I'll have

her feed you next.

Sorry.

Maybe we need an actual break.

What?

-Sam.

-Yeah, I think I need that.

Okay.

Okay.

[everyone talking]

[somber music]

Sam.

[ornament falls]

[ornament cracks]

Okay.

-All right, here we go.

-Ready?

And go everybody.

[everyone laughs]

Oh, oh, oh, oh,

is that you?

Her nose, is that you?

Come on, join the fun.

Come on, oh.

[people chattering]

[Friend] Here, we got this

for you.

[everyone cheers]

How was your holiday?

Oh, it was good.

How was yours?

I stayed here.

-Yeah?

-Yeah, didn't have to worry

about going anywhere,

or getting on a plane,

no one was upset at me.

Sounds nice.

I'd recommend it.

-Sam.

-Oh thank you.

Is, uh, is Bailey here?

Oh no, she's still home

with her family.

[calm music]

Cheers guys.

-Happy New Year.

-Happy New Year.

[Everyone] Eight, seven, six,

five, four, three,

two, one, happy New Year!

[everyone cheers]

[calm music]

[Bailey] Hello.

Hey, this one is urgent.

Yeah, I see.

Where's it going?

South Main,

I'll send you the pin.

Okay, thank you.

And Laura is gonna

come help out.

-Oh yeah?

-Yeah.

Tell her thank you.

How's it going with you two?

-Really good.

-Yeah?

-Yeah, meeting her parents

next week.

-Oh my God, big step.

-Yeah.

Wow, exciting.

It's nerve wracking.

You'll do great,

just be yourself.

Okay, thanks mom.

See you soon.

Take your time,

we've got it.

[piano music]

Hi.

-Hi.

-Hi.

Did somebody order a delivery?

Yeah, theater two.

-Okay, thank you.

-Thank you.

[door closes]

Hi.

Hi.

I presume your delivery.

-Thank you.

-Mm-hm.

[sighs]

What is this, Sam?

Bailey, I don't wanna

ruin our friendship.

Neither do I.

-You know that I--

-Just listen.

I don't wanna

ruin our friendship

and don't wanna

ruin your holidays,

but you make all mine better.

You're that person I look for

across the room

and I don't have to be

talking to you

or touching you to feel you.

It's like this little world

we share.

And in that world,

I don't just wanna be

your friend.

What about in this world?

I don't just wanna

be your friend.

-Really?

-Mm-mm.

Open it.

-What did you guys do?

-I may have had

a little help.

Will you be my valentine?

Yes, of course, yes.

[calm romantic music]

Look, I saved your favorite

seat for you.

Oh man, I counted like 20 times.

See, I just gravitate toward it.

[Bailey and Sam giggle]

Really is the best one.

You ready?

-Okay.

-What are you watching?

Three guesses.

Oh, well it could only be...

[Bailey snores]

Oh no, not gonna fall asleep.

-No?

-No, not this time.

You gonna keep me awake?

[holiday music]

Just winners on this side. Okay?

-You didn't have it.

-Keep going.

Come on, come on, Franny.

-Let's do it.

-Okay, keep going. It's okay.

You can do it, oh let's see if

I can do it from the couch.

-Oh yeah, okay.

-Oh, come on!

[everyone laughs]

Neighbors singing

tales of Yore

It's so close

Hardly can wait

Waking up on Christmas

Children dreaming

without a care

'Tis the season

most everywhere

Are they your partner?

They are, yeah.

I like them.

Me too.

[Bailey] They didn't wanna be

my partner at first.

-Why not?

-[Sam] That's not true.

Bailey, I did.

We were friends first.

That's nice.

Yeah, I think so.

-Do you guys kiss?

-Oh God.

We do, yeah.

-That's cool.

-You think so?

I'm hungry.

Well go get some food.

Bye.

Cute.

I love kids.

Should we go be cool

in the bathroom?

-Sam.

-What?

Yeah let's go.

[Bailey and Sam laugh]

Fa la la la.

Wake up in the morning

rolling over

Looking over at you

Clothes are scattered

all over the room

[laughing]

Oh what did we do

Don't know how it

happened it just

happened

we were laughing and I

think I might've

been like is

this alright

[door knocks]

Oh but you

didn't mind

-[door knob turning]

-[both laughing]

[door knocks]

This is probably

a bad idea

[woman]

Somebody actually locked

this door?

I think so. Someone

needs to unlock this door.

Walter!

[door knocks]

I know you

shouldn't f*ck

your friends

-[door knob turning]

-[Walter] Come on.

I'll get the screwdriver.

But nobody's

catching feelings

Nobody's

leaving thinking

Are we gonna talk

about what it meant

I know you shouldn't

f*ck your friends

Dude, you got a guilty client.

Um...

Well, I'm still

obligated to try to

get them all.

Not like that.

-That would be highly unethical.

-[laughs]

Okay.

-Yeah.

-[director] Cut.

[laughs]

Oh, without a sip

[laughs]

Cut! I'm sorry.

Anyone know where the napkin is?

Now you're in my bed,

looking at me like

that

Well don't look at

me like that

I know you

shouldn't f*ck

your friends

I mean it's

kinda common

sense

But nobody's

catching feelings

Nobody's leaving

thinking

Are we gonna

talk about what

it meant

I know you

shouldn't f*ck

your friends

But we're just

testing out

the tension

And nobody's

catching feelings

Still gonna hang

on weekends

We can just call

it what it is

Da da da da

Da da da da

Da da da da

Da da da

I know you

shouldn't

I know you

shouldn't

.Da da da da

Oh my god!

Da da da da

[laughs]

Da da da da

Da da da

Just a-- Just a--

It's a party in your mouth.

.-That's so good.

-Have you ever been

to Wisconsin?

We could go together.

[laughs]

Excuse me? [laughs]

Cut. [laughs]

Cut.

[unintelligible]

-Ooh.

-[laughs]

Cut.

Still gonna hang

on weekends

We can just call

it what it is

I know you shouldn't f*ck

Your friends

[lively music]