[suspenseful music playing]
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["16 Carriages" playing]
At fifteen
The innocence was gone astray
Had to leave my home at an early age
I saw Mama prayin'
I saw Daddy grind
All my tender problems
Had to leave behind
It's been umpteen summers
And I'm not in my bed
On the back of the bus
In a bunk with the band
Goin so hard
Gotta choose myself
Underpaid and overwhelmed
I might cook, clean
But still won't fold
Still workin' all my life, you know
Only God knows
Only God knows, only God knows
Sixteen carriages drivin' away
While I watch them ride
With my fears away
To the summer sunset on a holy night
On a long black road
All these tears I fight
Sixteen carriages drivin away
While I watch them ride
With my fears away
To the summer sunset
On a holy night
On a long black road
All these tears I fight
["Blackbiird" playing]
Blackbird singing
In the dead of night
Take these sunken eyes
And learn to see
All your life
You were only waiting
For this moment to be free
- Blackbird fly
- Fly
Into the light of a dark black night
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings
And learn to fly
Learn to fly, learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting
For this moment to arise
You were only waiting
For this moment to arise
Arise
[all vocalizing]
["Ya Ya" playing]
Ha!
One, two, Tre, four
She comin'
We gon' make it do what it do, ya-ya
- Hello, girls
- Hello, Beyonc
- Hello, fellas
- You're pretty swell
- Those petty ones can't touch me
- Why?
'Cause I'm a clever girl
We clappin'
We drummin'
My family live
And died in America, huh
- Good ol' USA, huh
- Good ol' USA
Whole lotta red
In that white and blue, ya-ya
History can't be erased, ooh
- You lookin' for a new America?
- America
Are you tired, workin' time and a half
For half the pay?
- Half the pay
- Uh, ya-ya
I just pray that we don't crash
Keep my Bible on the dash
We gotta keep the faith
Wildfire burnt his house down
Insurance ain't gon' pay no Fannie Mae
Uh, ya-ya
So hold this holster
Pour mo' liquor, please
Hardworkin' man
Ain't got no money in the bank
Huh, ya-ya
- Turn up the vinyl and the radio
- Radio
- He can't watch the news nowadays
- Nowadays
I just pray that he don't crash
Keep his p*stol on the dash
He gotta keep the faith
- I'm picking up good vibrations
- Whoa
- He's giving me sweet sensations
- Texas, we gotta keep the faith
B-E-Y-I-N-C-E, ya
["My House" playing]
Who they came to see? Me
Who rep like me?
Don't make me get up out my seat
Uh oh
Uh oh
Who let my g*ons out that house?
Uh, huh, who?
Who out there
Talkin' outta their mouth?
Uh, uh, who?
Who they came to see? Me
Who reppin' like me?
Don't make me get up out of my seat
Don't make me come up off of this beat
Uh, oh
["Riiverdance" and "Spaghetti"
mash-up playing]
- Bounce on the hit, dance
- Dance
- Bounce on the hit, dance
- Dance
- I ain't in no g*ng but I got sh**t
- And I bang, bang
Staring down the barrel of his g*n
Yes, he shot me down
I died
And someone brought me back to life
But never to my senses
- Bounce on the hit, dance
- Dance
- Bounce on the hit, dance
- Dance
Bounce on the hit, no hands
Staring down the barrel of my g*n
Yes, I shot you down
He cried the day he realized
That lies were hidden in my kisses
- Bounce on the hit, dance
- Dance
I ain't no regular singer
Now come get everythin' you came for
- ["Sweet Honey Buckin'" playing]
- Lucchese the boots, check
You can hear when I step, step
Bought a Chevy and painted it red
Money long, it can't fit in the bed
It don't matter what nobody says
Country boy 'til the day that I'm dead
You want smoke?
I'm the Marlboro man
Cut it out 'fore it get outta hand
Mm, this ain't Calabasas
We don't need highways
We can take backroads
Never been ridin', baby?
Step in that stirrup
Hop on my saddle
Ooh, snake on my feet, they rattle
And the bag only thing gettin' lassoed
And I'm still goin' up like a ladder
- And I'm still in the field
- She gone
Buckin', buckin', buckin'
Woah, buckin', buckin', buckin'
Like a mechanical bull
Buckin', buckin', buckin'
- Yeah
- Woah
Buckin', buckin'
A good night flow, money is full
Look at that horse, look at that horse
Look at that horse
Oh!
["Levii's Jeans" playing]
[backing singers vocalizing]
They call me pretty little thing
And I love to turn him on
Boy, I'll let you be my Levi's jeans
Way it's poppin' out your phone
Love you down to the bone
Baby, you know I'm on my bull
I'll let you ride it
Rodeo in your room
That sh**t breaks loose
With perfect timin'
Love it when you tease me
In them jeans
Baby, you don't need designer
When that thing on hydroplane
Baby girl, you the pilot
Baby, let me rattle that snake
With my venom
Denim on denim on denim on denim
Give you high fashion
In a simple white tee
Give you these blues, it's in my genes
On my sister, on Celestine
God light shinin' through
The in-between
Thigh gap saddle, his leather seats
Come on, you pretty little thing
Boy, I wanna take you home
Girl, I'd like to be your Levi's jeans
The way you poppin' out my phone
- I love you down to the bone
- Yes ma'am
["Jolene" playing]
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm warnin' you, don't come for my man
Jolene
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Don't take the chance
Because you think you can
Your beauty is beyond compare
Takes more than beauty
And seductive stares
To come between a family
And a happy man
Jolene, I'm a woman too
The games you play are nothing new
Your peace depends on
How you move, Jolene
Jolene, I know I'm a queen, Jolene
I'm still a Creole banjee chick
From Louisiane
[marching band music playing]
[Dolly Parton] Cowboy Carter
Time to strike a match
And light up this juke joint
["Texas Hold 'Em" playing]
Everybody put your hands together.
I'm so honored to be in Texas right now.
Let's take it to the floor now.
Do-si-do
It's only right
that we do "Texas Hold 'Em"
for the first time in Houston, Texas,
on Christmas.
Y'all help me sing.
- This ain't Texas
- Whoo
- Ain't no hold 'em
- Hey
So lay your cards down
Down, down, down
- So park your Lexus
- Whoo
- And throw your keys up
- Hey
And stick around
'Round, 'round, 'round, 'round
Stick around
And I'll be damned
If I can't slow dance with you
Come pour some sugar
On me, honey, too
It's a real-life boogie
And a real-life hoedown
- Don't be a--
- Hey!
Come take it to the floor now
Whoo, ha
- There's a tornado
- There's a tornado
- In my city
- In my city
- Hit the basement
- Hit the basement
- That sure ain't pretty
- Ain't pretty
- Rugged whiskey
- Rugged whiskey
- 'Cause we survivin'
- 'Cause we survivin'
Off red-cup kisses, sweet redemption
Passin' time, yeah
Ooh ooh ooh
One step to the right
We heading to the dive bar
We always thought was nice
Ooh ooh ooh
Run me to the left
Then spin me in the middle
Blue, I can't read your mind
- This ain't Texas
- Whoo
- Ain't no hold 'em
- Hey
So lay your cards down
Down, down, down, ooh whoa
- So park your Lexus
- Whoo
- And throw your keys up
- Hey
And stick around
'Round, 'round 'round 'round
Stick around
And I'll be damned
If I can not dance with you
Come pour some sugar
On me, honey, too
It's a real-life boogie
And a real-life hoedown
- Don't be a--
- Hey!
- Come take it to the floor now
- Whoo
Woo-hoo
- There's a heat wave
- There's a heat wave
- Comin at us
- Comin' at us
- Too hot to think straight
- Too hot to think straight
- Too cold to panic
- Cold to panic
All of the problems just feel dramatic
Just feel dramatic
Now we're runnin'
To the first bar that we find, yeah
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
You run to the left
It's a real-life boogie
And a real-life hoedown
- Don't be a--
- Hey!
Come take it to the floor now
Ooh
Now I'ma need all my cowboys
to the dance floor.
You heard me, Texas,
get to the dance floor.
- Release your wiggle
- Pony up
Pony up
Chasin' my sins away with brown
Brown, brown, brown, brown, brown
I'ma need another round
Round, round, round
One for me, one for my lover
This ain't Texas
Ain't no hold 'em
So lay your cards down
Down, down, down, ooh whoa
Park your Lexus
Throw your keys up
Stick around
'Round, 'round, 'round, 'round
'Round, 'round, 'round, 'round!
Merry Christmas, God bless y'all,
thank you so much.
[crowd cheering]
[Beyonc speaks indistinctly]
Beyonce Bowl (2024)
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