03x01 - Let Battle Commence

[bunniefuu]

[ Wolf howls ]

[ Lightning crashes ]

-Come friend, come foe.

Come one, come all.

To the highlands
to see who lives and who falls.

Jokers and fools.

Queens and kings.

They'll take to the stage
on invisible strings.

For once in my castle,
their roles are assigned,

their fates in the game
forever entwined.

Under cover of night,
the traitors will slay.

Can the faithful fight back
or be the next play?

Till death do us part.

m*rder and treachery.

Secrets and lies.

They'll all stop at nothing

for the ultimate prize.

From the meek...
-I hate it here!

-...to the fierce,

pawns to dictators.

All are mere puppets
in the world of the traitors.

-Y'all starts off nice
and giggly,

but it doesn't end that way.

-Suspect everyone,
trust no one.

That is the name of the game.

-I'm not here
to make any friends.

I'm here to play you all.

-[ Screaming ]

-To get the job done,
I'll s*ab you in the back.

Game on.

-Let the k*lling begin.

-Things are about
to get murderous.

**

**

-I can't believe we're here.
-Oh, my God, we're here.

-Let the games begin.

-Yeah.
-Like lambs to the slaughter.

-Ha ha ha ha ha!

-I don't think I'd enjoy being
a traitor.

-All the lies.

-Is it worth giving up
your soul for $250,000?

-Yes, Dolores.

-I don't know
if you know this,

but my first husband was
Scottish,

so we came to Scotland
every weekend.

I'm back.
-Now you're back.

-Back on "Traitors."
-Yeah.

-Oh, my God,
this is real now.

We have now left New York City
and I am here.

Everybody knows me
as lady of the manor.

But I intend to leave
as queen of the castle.

-Sam, I have to ask, are
you connected to Britney Spears?

-Yes.
We were married for a while.

-I love Britney Spears.

Does Britney Spears
watch "Housewives"?

Does she watch Bravo?

-I'm gonna keep that to myself.

-Oh, come on, maybe you can
drink and tell me some later.

-Now tell us
where you're from.

-Yes.
-Me, I'm boring.

I was in a jungle eating bugs,
and that's all I did.

The qualities that I have

that have led me to be
so successful in "Survivor" --

being adaptable, being very
observant, being very deceptive.

-Who do you not want to see
from "Survivor"?

-Tony. He will cut your throat
in a second.

-But people know
that I'm a threat

and that's gonna be
a big problem for me.

-Are there any "Big Brother"
players

that you don't want to...?

-Oh, well,
I did get stabbed in the back.

I was so hurt.

Like, right now,
I'm getting emotional.

-Who?
-Um, Britney.

-Britney.
-Yeah.

-Look at this. Look at this.
-What's going on?

-What is that?
-[ Screams ]

-That's terrifying.

-Oh, my God. Look!
-[ Screams ]

-It looks like --
Have you seen.

-What is that?

-What have we gotten ourselves
into?

-Uh-oh.
Here we go, here we go.

-Oh, my gosh.
-Okay. It's official.

It's starting.

-We're going through.
One, two.

-[ Screams ]

**

**

**

-Wow. Look at these.

-Wow.

-Terrifying. Terrifying.
Terrifying.

-[ Screams ]

Oh, my gosh.

-There's no turning around now.

-There's no turning back.

-There's gonna be some f*cked-up
shit, bro.

-Oh, my God.
It's so creepy.

-It's creepy as shit.

-Bob, where are you going, man?

-I don't know,
I'm walking into the trouble.

-Wow. Y'all look amazing.
-Oh, my gosh.

Do you see who it is? Yeah.
-Hi.

-I know that guy.
-Oh!

-I know that guy.

Tony got me before.

He broke my heart
and blindsided me in "Survivor."

-Oh! Okay.

-But Tony's the only person
I know here.

I know how Tony plays, and it's
good to have one person with me.

-You don't know who I am,
but I...

-Yes, yes, I know who you are.
-I'm gonna cry right now.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm with, like,
"Survivor" legends.

Tony. Jeremy. Like, what?

Jeremy and Tony.

I'm not --
-Stop.

-Jeremy is a good player.

But Tony is super,
super strategic.

He's smart, so I'm scared.

Ohh.

-I'm obsessed with you, Bob.

-Oh, really?
-I'm Bob.

-Oh, your name's Bob, too?
-Yeah.

-Hi, Bob.
-Dorinda.

-Oh, my God, how are you?

Housewives in the house!
-Yes!

-What are you from?
-Uh, just social media.

Dylan Efron.
-Oh, uh, Zac's brother.

-Yeah.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-I really do feel
like the underdog.

I'm playing alongside all
of these icons

and people that I've been
watching on TV for 20 years.

I watch "Survivor,"
so I got you, Tony and Carolyn.

That's a fun group
of Survivors.

It's -- It's insane.

-Hi, Chrishell, hi.
I'm Britney.

I am, like, trying to have my
most congenial face on.

-Have you met everyone already?

-Uh, not everyone.

When I see Danielle Reyes...

and my stomach drops.

-Damn it, Britney!

-I gave her the boot
on "Big Brother,"

and she did not take it well.

-Keep it together.

I'm not gonna cry.

-I certainly don't need
an adversary

or an enemy in this castle.

I'm telling you,
I know I messed up.

I know I did.
-Alright.

-I hurt you.
-You did. I was so hurt.

-And I didn't expect that.

And that hurt me.
You know what I mean?

Like...
-Alright.

What she did to me
was very hurtful.

I was very angry.

Not much at her.

I was angry at myself
that I believed in somebody.

And I won't do that
in this game.

So, Britney, I do forgive you,
but I don't forget.

-I'm so excited
to actually meet Alan.

[ Horse neighs ]

**

-Oh!

-Oh, my God!

-Look at this.
-Oh, my God. Here he comes.

-Wow!
-Yes!

The game is afoot.

[ Cheering ]

Let battle commence.

-Welcome.

I'm a gay guy
from New York City.

So Alan is an icon.
He looks stunning.

And my heart is racing now
because it's about to get real.

**

-Welcome
to the Highlands of Scotland

and to my humble castle.

Are you all ready to play?

Oh, how keenly everyone begins.

[ Laughter ]

It's only later
that we hear the screams.

Today all of you
arrived as equals.

But before the day is done,
I will have chosen the traitors.

Under cover of darkness,
these traitors will deceive,

manipulate and, of course,
m*rder.

The rest of you
will become the faithful.

Your goal is simple.

Stay alive
and banish the traitors.

But why go through
this harrowing game

of bloodshed and betrayal?

That one's easy to answer.

Quarter of $1 million,
to be precise.

-Yes.

-But remember, players,

if any traitors remain
at the end of the game,

they will take all
of the prize money.

The game is nigh.
Followers, begone!

-Ooh!

Not the -- the one.

**

-Uh-oh.

-Wait! Why is there
one facing forward?

-I don't know.

-Do we recognize that build?

-It's like a guy's body.

-How intriguing.
-Who that?

-Oh, no.
-No.

-Oh, God.
-No.

-This game is all
about tough decisions.

And this is the first of many.

This is not one of my followers.

This is someone who is dying
to join our little game.

If any of you would like them
to join us, it's quite simple.

Just step forward
and shake my hand.

However, the person
that shakes my hand

will then choose another player

who will be exiled
from my castle immediately.

-What?
-Come on.

-This is Danielle's
golden opportunity

to go tit for tat with me.

Like, this is, like,
her silver-platter chance

to get revenge.

-You could get rid
of somebody.

-Mysterious masked figure...

it is now time for you
to reveal to us your identity.

**

**

-Oh, my God.
-[ Laughing ]

Oh, my God.
Please don't shake his hand.

Boston Rob -- he's
a very duplicitous player,

a very devious player,
very threatening.

So there is no way,

no way I'm stepping a foot past
where I'm at right now.

-One of the best
there ever was.

-It's like you're swimming,
having a good time,

and you look over

and you see a great
white shark looking dead at you.

Rob is lethal in a game
like this.

-Rob...

why right now should
you be welcomed into the game

at the expense of someone else?
-Well, Alan,

I have a reputation
of being quite the gamesman.

And not only
will they gain me as an ally,

but they will also have
the ability to eliminate someone

that may be an adversary
to them.

Take a look around.

Not everybody here
is here to help you.

Ask yourself if you'd rather
be exiled or do the exiling.

-I want to do it.

I'm thinking about it, and
I'm like, Tony's gonna be out.

But if I do that, like, okay,
who am I pissing off?

Am I -- Really is Jeremy gonna
be mad at me and who cares?

-Now is the time
to make your decision.

There will be no discussion.

If you want to welcome Rob
into the game

and exile another player,

step forward
and shake my hand now.

-If you want to welcome Rob
to the game

and exile another player, step
forward and shake my hand now.

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-I just want to,
like, shake their hand

and then turn around and be
like, "Britney, you got to go."

I don't need Boston Rob
in the castle.

He is just a force
to reckon with.

No, goodbye.

-Time is ticking, players.

-In my head I'm like,
"Carolyn, go for it."

This could be my chance.
Like, I am gonna get Tony.

This is my chance
to get him out.

-I see some hesitation.
I see some doubt.

-What? Boston Rob is a master
game player,

and it's so wild
and unpredictable.

What's worse,
Boston Rob or Tony?

-My offer will end in five...

four...

three, two, one.

My hand stays untouched.

**

Rob, unfortunately for you,

it seems our players
have decided

to stick together for now.

But as always, every decision
has a consequence.

And whether you will judge
this as a triumph or a tragedy,

only time will tell.

You set your own paths and
you shall live or die on them.

Guards, take him away.

**

-I'm just super frustrated
with this group of idiots.

They didn't let me get in
the game.

That's it. Plain and simple.

I'm gonna get prejudged based
on my history.

It's bullshit.

[ Sighs ]

-Well, that was a bit awkward.

-[ Laughter ]
-You think?

-But now that's sorted,
the game can really begin.

Get inside and get
yourselves a nice cup of tea.

Mix, mingle. Make friends.

And remember, it's just a game.

Go on. Split, splat.

-[ Cheering ]

-That was brutal.

Rob was like, "I'm better than
you. I'm gonna win the game,

and you should let me in."
Girl, no.

-Thank God.
-That was scary.

-Get your ass back on a plane

because you're not coming up
in here, Rob.

Also, I didn't like the hat
with the shoes.

-I'm still just,
like, shaking from that.

-I don't know what
I got myself into.

**

-Oh, so beautiful.
-Oh, my goodness. We're in.

-Good to meet you.
-You already making alliances?

-That's right. That's my boy.

-Do you see this?

-Oh! Get out!
Aah!

-Is that Andy Cohen?

Oh, Daddy!

Mwah, my daddy!

-Whoo!

-Are you serious?
-Oh, hell yeah.

-Oh, boy.
What happens back here?

-Oh, this is a new one.
-It's so cool!

-This would totally add to
my outfit right now.

-That would be so perfect.

-Damn.
That's Britney's ex, right?

-Britney Spears' ex.
-Right?

-Oh, wait. What?

-[ Laughs ]
-Who?

-Sam. In the pink.

I first thought he was
Davide from "Love Island."

[ Laughter ]

-By the way,
I have to tell you something.

-Yeah. What?

-That moment where that money
came and it was so scary.

-Yeah.

-I was literally peeing
my pants

because I brought
all my clothes.

Nobody has seen them.
I was like this.

Oh, my God, I just arrived.

How am I dying already?

I'm gonna be honest. I feel like
I don't know what's going on.

It's a lot.

-You didn't want to go
and shake Alan's hand?

-No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, of course not.

Plus, I don't know him.
Why I have to shake his hand?

-That's very true.

-I've been paid for
being beautiful, stunning.

No one on earth
has ever paid me for my brains.

So I keep reminding myself,
activate the brain.

-I kept looking at
the "Survivor" players

going like this, "Are one
of them gonna step up?"

-Yeah, I thought so, too.

I was looking at Tony
the whole time.

I'm like, "No, Tony, no."

-He was in the car with us,
but he's, like, so humble,

didn't say anything.

-Tony is a ruthless player.

He's won "Survivor" twice.

-Me,
I know I want to be a faithful.

I'm telling you that right now.

So I'm gonna tell Alan
when they do the interview.

I'm gonna say,
"I want to be a faithful."

That's what I came here for.
-That's a bunch of bullshit.

And I'm gonna be watching.

-Carolyn.

Carolyn's a liability, I think,
for me right now,

because I'm trying
to sound convincing

that I do really want to be
a faithful,

but that -- that is so far
from the truth.

I do not want to be a faithful.

-I don't trust this.

-Jeremy.
-[ Laughs ]

-Wells, say something, man.

[ Laughter ]

-What are you guys here for?

Don't tell me you're
not here to play.

-Oh, of course, of course.

-So this is "Survivor." Got it.

Never going on that show.
See you later.

The people from "Survivor,"

they get out of bed
and they're like, "Alright,

how can I f*ck over somebody
today?"

It's terrifying.

I come from a reality
dating show.

I work on a beach every summer.

[ Peacock calling ]

-Oh, my goodness.

-Oh!

-You are everything to me.

-Oh, thank you, Bob.

-Oh, my God.
It's so pretty.

-[ Sighs ] Oh.

-I have one of you
at Bluestone Manor.

Unfortunately he's stuffed.

-[ Squawking ]

-What show were you on again?

-"Bachelor." "Bachelorette."
-Okay.

-So how did it end?

-How did it end?
I'm a lesbian now.

[ Laughter ]

-Whoo!

-Oh! Okay. One more, one more.
Oh, this is big.

I'm sure you've tried
bigger than this in your mouth.

Let's go.

-Hey!
-Ah!

-Oh. Not great.

[ Sighs ]

-Ivar, where would we know you
or what do you do?

-Okay.

I was born with a very nice
last name, Mountbatten.

It's one of the royal family's
surnames.

-Oh.

-Harry and Meghan's children
are called Mountbatten-Windsor.

-Are you a royal?
-The king's my second cousin.

-That's crazy.
-God. Okay. Love that.

Innately, because of
Ivar's bloodline,

he's really smart.

He probably went to
private school

and he's extremely media-trained
and diplomatic.

Red flags, red flags, red flags.

-I was married for 17 years
to a woman,

had three kids,
and then we parted company.

And then I married a bloke.

And because I've got
a famous last name,

it was all over the newspapers.

-You need a little queerness
in that family.

-I think pound it.
You're in good company.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

-You're the FGR,
the first gay royal.

-Well, there you go.

[ Laughter ]

**

-The stage is set.
Our players are ready.

This game is about
to start in earnest.

It's time to select
the traitors.

**

That's a quarter
of $1 million in gold.

How far would you be
willing to go?

-I've been a champion
my whole life,

and I've come to have victories
somewhere else.

-You want to take them down?
-I do.

-I'm a firefighter.

I'm a firefighter that played
"Survivor."

I don't come out
and leave my family for nothing.

So I'm gonna come out here
to make some money

and then bring it home
to my family.

-Is there anything
you wouldn't do?

-I'm all in.
I'll do anything. Let's go.

-So what's your secret w*apon,
do you think?

-My father was the chief
of police.

So I've never been bad
because I might like it.

And here's the hall pass
to be bad.

-People trust me with their
multi-million-dollar mansions.

So in this game, I'm just asking
you to trust

the sweet girl in polka dots.

Also I would love to sell this
if you need a Realtor.

-Get your hands off.
This is going nowhere.

-[ Laughs ]

-* I can't trust anyone *

* I am burned *

**

-Welcome to the round table.

The constant beating heart
of my castle.

It senses new blood
at the table.

Look into each other's eyes.

Study them.

Because this is the last time

when you will all gaze
upon each other as equals.

So what do you want
to be -- faithful or a traitor?

-Of course I want to be
a traitor.

Do I have to beg?
Like, what do you want me to do?

-Don't beg.
-Your Majesty.

Your Highness.
Please make me a traitor.

-I want my destiny
in my own hands.

If you're a faithful,
you're a sitting duck.

I don't want to be the duck.

I want to sh**t the duck.

-I would love
to be a faithful.

I don't think I would do well
as a traitor.

-How would you feel if I were
to tap you on the shoulder?

Would you feel I'd betrayed you,
Tom?

-Yes.

-Doesn't feel so nice,
does it?

In a moment, I will select
the traitors and your paths,

if not your destinies,
will be set.

Put on your blindfolds.

**

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If you feel my hand
upon your shoulder,

you are a traitor.

Do not make a sound.

Do not make a move.

This is it.

After tonight, things
will never be the same again.

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-This is the game
that I was meant to play.

I'm here to take people
out one by one

and I can't wait to start.

I am just...

I've never been so happy
to be so bad.

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-[ Shrieks ] Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.

I'm a traitor.

I want to jump up and down.
I want to scream.

You know how hard it is
not to just...[screams]

Like, this is what I'm here for.

**

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-I feel like in this world,

you're either hunted
or you're a hunter,

and I am not interested
in being prey.

Baby, I'm gonna be
employee of the month.

Rest assured.

-The deed is done.

The traitors are amongst you.

Please remove
your blindfolds.

**

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-Oh, my God.

-I just ripped my blindfold
off as fast

as I could so I could see
everybody else take theirs off.

Now I'm looking to see
whose personality has changed.

Who's a little fidgety,
who's trying to hide?

I've already seen
some red flags, some alarms.

-It's immediately scary.

For some reason,
Tom is f*cking mad dogging.

I'm like, "Girl,
stop f*cking looking at me."

Like, "Why the f*ck
are you looking at me, honey?"

I have a chance to k*ll you
before you have a chance

to k*ll me.
Let's make that clear.

-You are now in the company
of cold-blooded K*llers.

Traitors...

you'll discover
each other's identities tonight

when you will commit
your first k*ll.

Faithful, you must hunt
and banish those traitors.

And this time, it's
more important than ever

that you find and banish them
before it's too late,

because the game has changed.

Now, listen carefully.

Those of you
who make it to the final

will no longer reveal
whether they are a traitor

as they leave.

To determine whether there are
any traitors left in my game,

you will rely solely
on your instincts.

-The suspense doesn't stop.

Alan again upped his game.

-So look around you.

Who are the traitors?

**

As if that's
not enough excitement,

I'll see you shortly
for your first mission,

where things are
really going to heat up.

Toodles.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

-That was so much anxiety.

-Oh, my God.

-Now to figure out
who the traitors are.

-I know. Now I actually have to
pay attention.

-I was like, "Why is
my heart racing?"

-Racing. Every --

And especially
as his steps are getting closer.

It was scary.
-Oh.

-You okay?
-I'm good.

-You're gonna
have to help us be faithful.

You wouldn't be lying to me?

-Who, me?
-No, no, no.

-Because we need your
investigative skills.

-No, no, no.
-Okay.

-Alan, I begged you to
touch me, to make me a traitor.

And you just dissed me.

In these games now,
the reputation I have,

even when I tell the truth,
it's a lie.

So I need to start
pointing fingers.

Because I am a faithful,

but I got to make them believe
that I'm a faithful.

-Oh, my God.

That was stressful.

-And now the games begin.

-We can go home, like,
any time now.

-See you later.
I'll see you later, baby.

See you in about a month.
-Guys, we're no longer equals.

-No.
-We're no longer equals.

-Sad.
-How was it?

-I did not like that.

-I know. I was like, girl --
-And he kept pausing.

Do you notice
how he was pausing?

-And I kept saying like, "Yeah,
traitor would be fun."

No. Who wants that shit?

-There's people that I think
that are, like, uncomfortable.

-Yeah.
-Um...

-My biggest red flag is
Chrishell.

-Is it bad that, like...
Won't people think we're...

-No, it's fine.
We can be a clique.

-She just seems very off,
very uncomfortable.

Scared.
She seems frickin' scared.

-Yo, yo, I'm with you 100%.

I don't even know what you
said, but I got a feeling.

-Yeah.
-She is like this now.

"Da da da da da da."
-Who? Who?

-Chrishell.

-Tom was like, immediately...

I don't know if you guys saw
him, but like looking so like --

-He's turning on m*rder
mystery, like...

-Literally.
-Like he was a little spy.

-[ Stutters ] I didn't see that.
I didn't see that.

-Oh, I did.

-She has not stopped
talking to me.

-"I need your help.
I need your help.

I need your help.
You got to help us find these.

We need your detective skills."
That's what she was telling me.

-Did you hear that?

They were saying --
they were just saying Chrishell.

That was a pretty big group

to be throwing out
a name already like that.

Straight out of the gates,
this game has started.

For me, it is way too early
to throw out names.

I want to play this game the way

it should be played
as a true faithful.

-Oh, my God.
-How are you feeling?

-You know what I'm feeling?
Faithful.

And I am so glad about it.
-[ Laughs ] Yeah.

I feel relieved, too,

but I won't really feel relieved
until I survive,

like, the three --

If you survive a mission,
a banishment and a m*rder,

then I think...

I wouldn't say
that I'm born to be a traitor,

but I've certainly slinked
into that position.

I love it.

-I feel a relief,
but now I'm, like, scared.

Now, like, we're
victims right now.

-Yeah, 'cause --

-Well, who's gonna
want to m*rder you?

Do you have any relationship
with Carolyn?

-She scares me.
-She's scary.

-She gives off
big wrecking ball vibes.

-She's not a traitor.
There's no way.

If she's a traitor,
we'll sniff it out in a second.

-You think so?
But she's so unpredictable.

-Yeah. She's so unpredic--
-She can't hold herself.

She -- I'm telling you,
there's no way she's a traitor.

-You were scaring the crap
out of me.

Like, your eyes,
like you were...

-Yeah.

Well, I mean,
if you have nothing to hide,

then it wouldn't be scary,
you know?

See, normally, if I
didn't watch you ahead of time,

I would have thought
maybe you were,

but you're -- you're always
twitchy. You're always twitchy.

always, kind of --
so, like, your body language

stayed exactly the same way.
-Yeah. Because I'm weird.

-Yeah.

-Inside I'm thinking like,

"Yes, this is exactly what
I want people to think."

I want to be all over the place,

but for people to just
not ever be able to guess

where I actually am.

-Yeah, like you too.

I feel pretty,
really pretty confident.

-I've got something
to tell you guys.

-Oh, you do?
-Yeah.

-Oh, my gosh.

-And you're a faithful.
-I swear.

-Looking for clues.
-[ Laughs ]

-Okay, so when we first
walked out,

Tom mentioned you.

It was, like,
five steps out of there.

-You think it's
because I'm friends with Ariana

and he knows that?

-Probably, yeah.
That's so not cool.

-That's sabotage.
-That is sabotage.

-Tom is already throwing
my name out.

First of all,
who plays like that?

Second of all,
I know Tom has a bias against me

because I'm friends with his ex.

Knowing what he did to Ariana, I
have an opinion of him already.

So if the ship's burning,
he's coming down with me.

**

[ Bell tolling ]

-Mission time.
Are you guys excited about it?

Nervous?
-I'm ready. Let's go, let's go.

-This is why I'm here.
I am so stoked for the mission.

I'm a former Iron Man,
I rock climb, I free dive,

I play every sport.

I think the traitors
will want to keep me around

because I am going to work
harder than every single person.

-Do you guys suspect anyone?

-Who do you suspect?
-Do you think I'm one?

-No.
-Yeah. I'm not.

-I don't think anyone
in this car is a traitor.

Do you guys think I'm one?
-No.

-You could be a good traitor,
though.

-I mean, I probably
would be good at it, but...

**

-Oh, man.
We're getting in the water.

-No.

-Oh, look,
there's a boat with a dragon.

-No.

-A dragon boat.
-No.

-Oh, my God. Look at this.

-I don't love this.
-Look at this, huh?

-What did I sign up for?
-There he is.

-Over here, players.
-You look beautiful.

-Thank you.
-The fabulous Alan.

-Thank you very much.
Welcome, players.

This is your very first chance
to add money to the prize pot.

Feast your eyes on my
most magnificent Viking vessel.

You must row this boat
across the loch.

En route,
you'll discover pontoons.

On three pontoons
are containers of fuel.

You must collect all the fuel

and return here to set
ablaze this huge ring of fire.

-Whoo!
-Whoo, whoo!

-On the other pontoons
on the loch,

you will find chests of gold,
$40,000 worth of gold,

to be precise.

-[ Cheers ]
-Uh-huh.

Any gold you collect
along the way and place

inside this ring of fire
within the time limit

will be added to
your prize fund.

Any player standing
inside this ring of fire

when it is set alight will also
win a shield...

-[ Gasps ]
-...and be protected

from the traitor's
first m*rder tonight.

But if you fail to set fire to
this ring within the time limit,

you will bank nothing

and everybody will be
up for m*rder tonight.

You have just 75 minutes.

Your time will start
when you hear my air horn.

Off you go.
-Let's go, let's go, let's go!

-Let's go, guys!
-Come on, guys, come on, guys.

We need to paddle our rowboat
out to the pontoons

and collect fuel and $40,000.

Whoever's back in the ring
of fire

once we light it gets a shield
and I want a shield.

I need a shield.
I'm trying to get a shield.

-I'm just saying,
we should have some strong men

in the middle of the boat
with a woman.

-Carolyn, you can come with me.

Britney, you can go with Tony.
-Players, are you ready to roll?

-Do you guys think Wells should
be the coxswain?

-Yes, and then someone...
-Who's the navigator?

-...with a loud voice.
-I can.

Am I a leader?
Am I leading something?

No. But, you know,
I can fake it until I make it.

-Three, two, one, row!
[ Air horn blows ]

-We got this, guys.
-Alright!

-Row!

Row!
-[ Screams ]

-Row!
-Oh, f*ck. Which way do we go?

-Row!
-We got to get in sync.

-Row!
-Right side only.

-Which way back --
-Right side only.

-Which way?
-Row!

-[ Laughs ]
-Oh, my God.

It's a shit show.

-This side. I think this side
alone needs to, like...

-No. Right side.
Right. This, this side, row.

-I don't think two oars

ever hit the water
at the same time.

-We're turning the boat.

-You want that side.
-Left side!

-[ Laughs ]

-It had to look like
an octopus that had,

like, just been stabbed.

It was a chaotic mess.

-Left side,
left side, left side.

-Left side stop!
Left side stop!

-We could be here for some time,
I sense. Cancel dinner.

-Okay. Let's reset.
Let's reset. Oars up.

-When they say heave,
you say ho.

It makes you keep time.

When she says heave, say --
-We say ho.

-Ho!
-Heave!

-Ho!
-Thank you!

-Heave!
-Ho!

-Heave!
-Ho!

-There we go. Come on.
-Heave!

-Okay, good. We're going.

-The rowing isn't as hard
as the men say it is.

They think you need 50 pounds
of biceps on each arm

to row this boat.

I've been to a Pilates class.

It's about technique, people.

-Heave!
-Ho!

-Everyone!
-Ho!

-There they go.

Oh, I cannot wait for them
to get to that first pontoon,

when they finally do,

because there's
a little surprise for them.

And who doesn't like surprises?
They won't.

**

-Heave!
-Ho!

-Heave!
-Ho!

-Oh, my God, we're almost there.

-We're right there, guys.

-I'm gonna jump off, okay,
when we get there.

-Ho!
-Heave!

-Tony, I'm gonna
get you as close as I can, bud.

Come on, we're losing momentum,
keep going.

-Close. We're close.
Keep going, keep going.

-Yeah! Let's go!

-Hey, listen!
Hey, listen to this.

It says, "To take the fuel,

you must sacrifice two players

who have to remain shackled
on this raft

and you will not be protected
from m*rder tonight."

-Ah!

-I knew it was
some f*cking bullshit.

-What the f*ck?
-What?!

-How the heck are you supposed
to decide which two players

you're gonna sacrifice?

I know I'm not gonna raise
my hand

and say I'm gonna sacrifice
myself,

so that was not even
an option for me.

Two people have to stay.
Who do we want to sacrifice?

-I'm thinking I need to play,
that I need a shield.

So, there was no way that I was
gonna get off of that boat.

The people who just rush
out of the boat,

the people
who don't want a shield,

that's gonna make
me look suspicious.

I'm a faithful,
like, I'm a faithful.

-Get the fuel.
Do we have any volunteers?

-No.
-Two people--

-Two people have to stay.

-I'm not volunteering to stay.

-Who's willing to stay?

-It says, "Take the fuel.
You must sacrifice two players

who have to remain shackled
on this raft

and you will not be protected
from m*rder tonight."

-Ah!
-Two people have to stay.

Who do we want to sacrifice?

[ Clock ticking ]

**

-I'll go.
Excuse me. Excuse me.

It sucks,
but I'm a selfless person.

I sacrificed myself for m*rder.

So, I expect the people in this
boat to get all of the money,

to get all of the fuel, to get
back and win this mission.

-One more girl.

-Very man-centric, but okay.

-Okay, I'll come with you,
Robyn.

I will come with you.
What does it mean?

-You won't be saved from m*rder
if you stay here.

-The problem is, I don't think.

I rush into situations.
That is dumb.

Now I have sacrificed myself
to die.

-We got the fuel. We got it.
We're good, we're good.

Okay, we got the first one.
Let's go. We've got to move.

-Okay, let's -- let's go.
We're close to the next one.

-Swear to God,
if I die, I'm gonna beat you up.

-[ Laughs ]
-I swear to God.

Like, why would I do that?

I could have just sat in there
and row, row. [ Sighs ]

**

-Heave!
-Ho!

-Heave!
-Ho!

-Keep it up, guys.

-Oh, my forearms.
-Take a little break.

Tom, take a little break.

-Oh, my God,
my forearms are so bad.

This mission is
absolutely exhausting.

-Heave!
-Oh, my God.

I'm drooling, wheezing.

My forearms are giving out
as I'm rowing.

[ Sighs ]

-Heave!
-Ho!

-They're coming up
to the second pontoon,

which contains $20,000
worth of gold.

But will they take that gold

and choose to sacrifice
two more players?

I sense they will.

-Heave!
-Ho!

-You got it, baby boy!
-Got it!

-There we go!

-Players, you have


-20 minutes have gone by,


-It feels like an hour.
-I know.

-Read it, Tony.

-"To take the gold,
you must sacrifice two players."

-Two again.

Are we gonna have
to sacrifice 10 players,

though, two per each?

-Probably, probably.
-I'll go.

-Dolores will go.
-I'll go.

-Okay, okay.

Dorinda...
-And Dolores.

-...and Dolores. Thank you.
-Thank you.

Right now,

my game plan is to make sure
no one thinks I'm the traitor.

And that's all that matters.

But at the same time,

I'm trying to find out
who's part of the k*lling crew.

-Dorinda, are you good?
-I'm good.

I got my girl, Dolores.

-And the way Dolores jumped
off that boat with ease

and no problem, like, "Okay,"

like, you weren't concerned
and it was so obvious.

So, maybe Dolores is a traitor.

-This is the Real Housewives
of the dock.

If you get off the boat,
you're not scared.

And if you're not scared,

that's because there's no
possibility of m*rder tonight,

which means now I'm, like,

kind of focusing in
on the housewives.

-Can you imagine,

out of everything
we've gone through

in New York and New Jersey, and
we end up in a loch in Scotland?

Listen...it's not so bad.
-Could be worse.

-Oh. What?
They sacrificed two more people.

Yeah, that's Dorinda.
-Housewives!

-Four housewives. There you go.

-The faithfuls.
-These are all the faithfuls.

-Oh, wait,
now they'll think we're traitors

because we didn't
care about giving it up.

Now we're targets.

[ Gasps ]

-No, because they --
-We're targets.

-See, generosity never works.

**

-Whoa!

-Strong winds, strong winds,
guys.

-Keep it up, keep it up.

-Keep it up.
-Keep going.

-Whoo!

-"To take the fuel,
you must sacrifice two players."

-Same thing.

-Okay, so we got to
get rid of two more.

-Yeah.

-We are gonna need some
strong guys on the way back.

-Then it's gonna be all the
f*cking girls and all the guys.

That's crazy. We can't do that.
-That's what it is right now.

There's four girls.

-So, some guys have
to get off this f*cking boat.

-Who came up with this?
A guy? Let me guess.

-We cannot keep
leaving the women

on the f*cking rafts, guys.
Come on.

-Thank you.
-Yeah, yeah.

-When I'm saying, "Guys,

some of the guys have to
get off the boat,"

that was for real.
That was dead-ass serious.

-You're staying?
-I'm gonna stay.

But, ultimately,
I wasn't afraid to get off

because I'm a traitor.

So, I was like, "Well, I'm not
gonna die tonight." [ Laughs ]

-He does have a point.
-He does have a point,

but if none of us finish,
we don't get any money.

-I mean, look at Nikki.

She's stronger than me.
-Who's willing --

Who's willing to stay?

[ Clock ticking ]

**

-I'll do it.
-No!

A guy get on the raft!
Come on, guys. Jesus!

-I'll just do it!
I'll just do it.

I'll f*cking do it.
You guys got to go.

Just go. I'll just do it.
-Oh, it's so annoying.

-It's okay.
I'm just sitting there anyway.

It's okay, it's okay.
Let me get off for you guys.

Wah!

Just go, just go!
You guys got to go.

It's okay, it's okay.

'Cause I'm a faithful,
but I have a heart.

[ Laughs ]

-Love you guys.

Shit. I feel bad.

-It'd be really great
if just whoever was traitors

would get on the raft.

And then, you know,
that'd be really nice.

-Bye. That was crazy.
-I better not die tonight,

that's all I'm saying.

-I feel like now because I was
a f*cking loud-mouthed b*tch,

they're gonna be mad at me

and I'm gonna f*cking get k*lled
or something.

-Heave!
-Ho!

-Do you have any idea
who's a traitor?

-I-I have suspicions,
but I don't really have an idea.

-I'm just --
I'm just a human lie detector.

That's why I like being
the faithful because I can --

I can read people.

-Bob the Drag Queen and Danielle
both pretending to be noble,

both knowing they
will m*rder tonight,

but neither knowing they'll
be murdering together.

How juicy.

-Heave!
-Ho!

-Oh, God damn.
-We're right there.

-Alright. We're good, we're
good, we're good.

-Go, Tony.
-[Grunts]

-"To take the fuel,
you must sacrifice two players."

-Two people have to stay.
-Two stays here.

-Guys, it's been all women.

-I know. I'll go, I'll go.

I am not going to just have
it be some men's club

at the Ring of Fire
at the end of this.

And if it is,
that's a men's club

that I don't want to be
a part of.

-I'm good to stay, too.

-Alright. Sam --
Sam is volunteering.

-Hell yeah,
I had to sacrifice myself

and I had to show
that I am a good teammate...

-Thank you, Sam.
-Thank you, Sam.

-...and that I am someone
that everybody could trust.

Remember this, y'all.

-Players, you have plenty of
time to reach the final goal.

You have 40 minutes left
on the clock.

-35 minutes has gone by.

So, we're not even
at the halfway point.

-Let's go.
-We've got one more.

-I know, but if we're gonna have
to sacrifice two more people --

-I know.
-Is it worth it?

-Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

-'Cause it's a total of $40,000.
How much do we have on the boat?

-$20,000.
-So, it's $20,000 more?

We can go.
We can still get more.

-We could get that.

-But we're gonna
have to leave two people.

I'm not volunteering.

I'd rather get a shield
than go get more money.

-I'm not. I'm not -- Yeah.

-Raise your hand
if you want to go back now.

-A better question is,
raise your hand

if you'll volunteer to stay
on the other side.

If we have two volunteers,
we'll go get the money.

Alright. So, we out.
-Let's go back, let's go back.

Let's go back.
-Yeah. Let's go back.

-Let's go back.
We'll go back. Go.

Get it.
-Damn, you guys are heroes.

Thank you, guys.
-It's so annoying.

The men were just, like,
really in it for themselves

and don't want to risk
their safety tonight.

-The other one was close, man,

but I'm not volunteering
to stay. No way, man.

-Tony is screaming
from the back

but didn't want to volunteer
to get off the boat.

I feel like we can't let
these men come in and try

and break us down.

And by men, I mean Tony.

-Heave!
-Ho!

-Heave!
-Ho!

-Heave!
-Who stayed? Who stayed?

-Who stayed?
-Sam.

Sam and Bob
stayed on the last one.

-Okay, finally. Two guys.
Finally.

-Heave!
-Ho!

-Heave!
-Ho!

-Come on, guys, let's do this!
-Yay!

-We didn't get the last one.

-Oh, shit.
-We didn't get the last one.

-We left one chest.

-They didn't get the last one,
I wonder why.

With the risks that we took,

we knew that at least 10 people

had the potential
of being m*rder*d.

Here comes the wind.

Now it's only eight,

so your odds go way down
and on top of it,

we're cold, tired and hungry.

Add those all together
and see what you get.

It's not a smiley face.

-That's a load of bollocks.

-Okay, here we go, guys.

-It's gonna be a hard landing,
guys.

Watch your sticks.
Watch your sticks!

-Hurry up, players!
-Alright, guys, get off.

Take everything.
-You did awesome.

-Good job, y'all.
-Whoo!

-Quickly!
-Hurry up.

Get in that circle
before they light that shit.

Make -- Watch out, guys.
Make room, make room!

Everybody in the shield!
Get the shield!

-Here we go.
-Yeah, we're in the shield.

Everybody's in the shield.
-Great job, y'all.

-Woo-hoo!

[ Cheering ]

-Congratulations, players.

You did it and you're safe
from m*rder tonight.

-Heave!
-Ho!

-Heave!
-Ho!

-Heave!
-Ho!

-Oh, wait, I see fire.

-Really?
-I think.

[ Cheering ]

-Yeah! I did!
Yeah! Woo-hoo!

-Wow. Must be nice.

Must be nice.

-My Viking warriors,
congratulations.

-[ Cheering ]

-You rode fiercely
and emerged $20,000 richer.

But you've also gained
something far more precious.

You will be shielded
from m*rder tonight.

-That's amazing.

[ Applause ]

-However, this great
victory comes at a cost.

Tonight, without a shield,

one of those players out
on those pontoons will be dead.

And by not going to
the final pontoon,

the odds of them
facing that grim fate

has increased significantly.

You could have easily secured
that extra $20,000.

No one else here felt noble?

Off you go.

I'll get Fergus to fish
the others out of the loch.

-I feel like I just
got scolded by my mom.

-Yeah.
-Yeah. Literally.

-I spy some
very moist housewives.

-[ Gasps ]
The f*ckers are leaving.

-They just left us like this?
Like that?

-I hope you're all happy,

because that's really
what I wanted for everybody.

-Have a hot toddy on us.

-I think the people
that we stranded

are gonna be really angry
at us.

-I can't believe this.
-That's crazy.

-I'm so pissed right now.

-A few of them
hopped out the boat.

Okay? Let's not forget.
-They hopped on out.

-I'm done. I'm done.
-Hello.

I want to go home!

-Aw. That's good.
-This is good.

-Hey, you hungry?
-Yo, I crushed that.

-This was good.
This was really good.

-You can go back for seconds,
you know.

[ Laughter ]

-So, they sacrificed themselves
for us to win money.

But they're not even
back yet to eat dinner.

**

-It is quite possible
that there are some traitors

that were on those platforms.

-If I was a traitor, I would
have f*cking stayed on

till the end just to keep up
the -- keep up the --

-The facade
that you're not a traitor?

-Yes.

-So, we sacrificed
so they could unload the boat

and speed up and do it

and they didn't even bother
to make it to the fifth.

-Yes.

I'm just pissed.

[ Laughs ]

I'm feeling
a little housewifey right now.

I'm gonna tell you something.

If I am not m*rder*d tonight,
by the grace of God,

I am gonna remember
every one of those faces

on that boat tonight.

**

-I think there's a traitor
on a raft

and I think there's
a traitor among them.

Because I'm like,

if people didn't want to go
and I was a traitor,

I would go to make it seem
like I was a good guy.

-Totally.
-You know?

I don't think Bob is.

I think Bob was,
like, forced to tears.

-Bob the drag queen.
-Yeah, yeah.

-I love that he,
like, spoke up for us.

-Me too.
-He's such a good person.

-f*cking Scotland, man.
-I know.

-Let the drama begin.
Let the drama begin.

-I'm gonna get some food,

and then I'm gonna
f*cking have a word.

-Wow. They ate a lot of food.

They didn't even leave us
enough food.

They're not dying,
and they ate all the food

without even thinking
about leaving something.

-Whatever the f*ck
that was, it's gone.

This is crazy.

-I'm angry.

I'm mad that I am now
up for m*rder.

We just sacrificed
our lives for strangers

and they didn't even wait
for us to eat.

I'm actually pissed off at that.

-Come on.
Let's go find these f*ckers.

-I feel bad how long
they were floating out there.

-I do, too.

-[ Gasps ] Oh, my gosh!
-Are they here?

-Yeah.
-Oh, my God!

-Guys.

-Come on in, come on in,
come on in.

-Oh, my God, Bob!
-Bob.

-It was horrible.
-Bob.

-Come in, come in,
come sit down.

-Can I give you a hug?

-Are they really here?

-Bob -- I just saw Bob run
in the kitchen.

-And I heard
you guys didn't go back.

How much time did you have left?

-We had 20 minutes.

-No, but -- but listen.

-No, but, Bob,
it's not like that.

-We didn't want nobody
to be forced off.

Everybody was feeling bad
to get off at the end.

-I want to get the other people.
They need to hear this.

Guys!
-Uh-oh.

-Hey, they're in here.
-I don't care.

f*ck them.

-They're telling me
what's going on.

-Because I'm, like,
so mad right now.

[ Laughs ]
-I know, right?

-Sam, you good?
-Yeah. All good.

-It was bad.

-I feel so bad.

-Are you okay?
-No, I'm not okay.

We're still cold.

And look how we look.
And look how they look.

-What?
-Come over here. Come over here.

-Oh, Danielle!
-I'm gonna go over here.

-Danielle!

-I'm good.
Let me have my moment.

The tension is high, y'all.

And I am annoyed because
they left all that money.

I mean, let's keep it real.

But at the same time, it makes
me look like a faithful.

And that's the point
of the game, right?

-[ Sighs ]

Danielle, I'm sorry.

Seriously. Sorry.

Thank you.

I'll try to figure out a way
to make it up to you guys.

Do you need anything?
-No. I'm good.

-Do you want coffee or anything?
-No, but thank you for asking.

**

**

-That sucked.

-Yeah.

-Like, being out there,
it was miserable.

-I believe. Yeah.

-One of us is getting m*rder*d
tonight and it just sucks.

-How much money did you guys...
-Dorinda, are you okay?

-Great. How are you?

We are freezing cold
and we're starving.

And I was hoping
that when we come in,

at least we can all sit and have
a little meal together, right?

At least.
-We got $20,000 of the $40,000.

So, we were just about
to tell Bob. But, like --

-Why didn't you go
to the fifth boat?

-So, we were -- we were,
like, all very tired.

-You may be "tired" tonight,

but we may have been m*rder*d.

-We really do feel bad.

Like, I feel like shit
right now.

-You felt so bad.

They sacrificed the money
for our lives.

That's how bad they felt.

We're eating what's left over

and we're gonna
be m*rder*d tonight.

-I do feel bad.

We left eight people
vulnerable for m*rder.

-The wild thing is,

I didn't even see an effort
when I was getting off.

There wasn't even an echo
saying, "No, no, let me go."

And I would have never have done
what I did for the team

if I knew it wasn't an all-in.

-But at the same time,

it's starting to sink in that
one of the people on the pontoon

could be a traitor.

-So let me ask you a question.

Say I'm a traitor, and
I jump off first and say,

"I'll -- I'll sacrifice
for the team."

Does that make me better?

-Well, no, you have
an agenda at that point.

-Well, so how do you know
people don't have an agenda?

-I don't have an agenda.

When I saw Dolores get off
as a fellow housewife,

as a woman,
as someone that's loyal,

someone that's protective,
someone that's a mama bear,

someone that was working for
the team --

-And someone
that could be a traitor.

**

-I didn't even see you move,
Ivar.

You didn't even remotely move.

-I was right at the front.
-Yeah.

-Dorinda is going off in there,
just so you guys know.

Dorinda is going off.
-Where?

-In the f*cking kitchen.

-I put myself out
to be m*rder*d tonight.

If I do make it tonight,
things change.

I pray to God.
-[ Laughs ]

-She was off that boat
like a rocket.

-Well, the housewives showed
true.

We were the first ones out.
-Yeah. [ Laughs ]

-That tells everyone who we are.

-Dorinda. Sorry.

**

[ Ticking ]

**

-I did not think
it would be this intense.

-Oh, I mean, it's
only gonna get more intense.

-And right off the bat, too.
-[ Clock chimes ]

-Well, I'm going to bed

and hopefully I'll see
you all tomorrow.

-[ Chiming continues ]
-Let's go.

-I'll -- I'll -- Hopefully
I'll see you in the morning.

-Don't play around like that.
-Well, we don't know.

**

-My castle chimes at the signal

for our faithful
to scurry away to their beds

where the unshielded few
will await their grisly fate.

Under the cover of darkness,

the traitors will slink
to their turret lair,

where they will make
their first k*ll.

Oh, I've missed this.

Haven't you?

-* You'll find me
in the shadows *

[ Wolf howls ]

**

**

-Your life in the shadows
is about to commence.

-[ Sighs ]

-Soon you will discover
the identity

of your fellow traitors.

But before I present you
with your ceremonial cloak,

I must ask you
to take the traitor's oath.

Do you commit to lying

and deceiving your way
through this game?

-I wouldn't have it
any other way.

-Are you willing to m*rder

one of your fellow players
every night?

-I shall.

-Do you vow to keep
your identity

and the identity of
your fellow traitors a secret?

-Yes.
-I will.

-Absolutely.

-All that remains now
is for you to don your cloak.

And with that,
you...are now a traitor.

-I'm just so excited.
I'm so happy.

-This is what I wanted to come
here and do.

-I feel deliciously wicked.

-Go forth and welcome
to the dark side.

-I've never won any show

and I need to win this money for
my family, for my grandbabies.

Family is everything
and they're rooting me on.

And so, as a traitor,
I'm going all-in to play.

-I want to be
the mindful m*rder*r,

the conscious k*ller.

I don't want to be reckless
and I don't want to be cruel,

but I will be ruthless.

I'm gonna get my hands filthy.

**

**

[ Gasps ]
-[ Laughs ]

-No!
-Performance of a lifetime!

-This is crazy.
-Crazy!

[ Laughs ]

**

-I believed every word
you said.

I was eating out of the palm of
your -- Put your hands out.

Num, num, num.

Eating out of the palm
of your hand.

-I'm so excited.
I've dreamed about this.

I've been preparing
for this day.

I slept in a cloak.

There is nobody else here
who's done that, I guarantee it.

[ Knocking on door ]

**

**

-Oh, my God!
[ Screams ]

[ Laughter ]

-Yo, I had no clue.
-Okay, girl...

I'm freaking out right now.

Oh, my God!

-So, you really didn't
suspect us at all?

-Hell no. No.

-You are -- No one will --
No one will suspect you.

-No one will suspect you.
Not one person.

-Feels good.
-Alright. Let's do it.

This wicked crew --

they're not gonna see
anything like this.

**

-As the traitors draw
their first blood,

into the woods
of our dross go I.

You see, every decision
in this game has a consequence.

Earlier, I gave
the players a chance

to welcome a new member
to their flock.

However, they cruelly
rejected Rob.

And in so doing
unwittingly changed the course

of the game forever.

**

**

By the breaking of my thumb
something wicked this way come.

**

**

Hello again, Rob.

You stand in front of me
as an exiled player,

cast aside by your peers
before the game even began.

Well, fate is fickle
in this place,

as you will find out, because
their actions have led you here.

By exiling you,
they have set your course

in this game of death.

Tomorrow, you will
finally enter my game

and you will enter...

as a traitor.

-[ Laughs ]

You are a sicko!

I love it.

Payback is coming.

I'm gonna m*rder them all.

I can't wait.

-Your fellow traitors
will not know there is

another in their midst

until you join them
in the turret tomorrow night.

-Okay.
-And one more thing.

When you enter the game
tomorrow,

you won't be entering alone.

I've got a couple
of other players hanging around

in my woods waiting to join,
too.

**

**

**

**

-Always full of surprises.

-Don't let me down.

-I won't.

-Take him away.

**

**

**

**

-[ Laughs ]

[ Wolf howls ]