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[dramatic intense music]

[logo popping]

[skittles clattering]

[bluesy rock music]

[skittles clattering]

[bluesy rock music]

[skittles clattering]

[bluesy rock music]

[bowling ball thuds]

[skittles clattering]

[bluesy rock music]

[bowling ball rattling]

[skittles clattering]

[bluesy rock music]

[skittles clattering]

[bluesy rock music]

- Yes.

- Great work, Jenn.

- Thanks.

- Getting better all the time.

- Yeah, it's kind of

embarrassing, you know,

working in a bowling alley,

not really being able

to bowl. [chuckles]

- You're doing fine.

And besides, you work in

the cafe, speaking of which.

- Ah, yes, ma'am. Break's over.

[bluesy rock music]

[skittles clattering]

- Yes.

[gentle rock music]

[heels clacking]

- Hey, Candy.

- Hey, Matt.

You're looking pretty

good out there.

- Thanks, well, when you've

been bowling as long as I have,

it's sort of become

second nature.

- You're forgetting that

I grew up in this alley.

My pop owned it before I did it.

I'm still not as

good as you are.

- Ah, you're plenty good, okay?

You hold back to make sure

the regular paying

customers don't feel bad.

- You're a regular

paying customer,

and I don't have

to worry about you.

- But I'm the

exception, you know,

speaking of regular customers,

isn't Lucy in here

normally about this time?

- Jenn said she

had a date tonight.

- Really? With who?

- I don't know. It

was a blind date.

Someone she met on the internet.

- Well.

[skittles clattering]

[sultry saxophone music]

[both giggling]

- And Travis, I had such

a great time tonight.

- Yeah, it was fantastic.

- The dinner, the dancing.

- The dessert.

- It's hard to believe

we only met a week ago.

And that was online.

Do you go on a lot

of blind dates?

- No, I mean, I

mean, maybe a few,

but nothing as good as tonight.

[lips smacking]

- I couldn't agree more.

I've had so much fun.

[both giggling]

- Baby, the fun

is just beginning.

[sultry piano music]

Ah, well, now, listen, babe.

That was great,

but I gots to go.

- Oh, okay.

- Well, you know, I got work

and stuff, and you know?

- Right, I understand.

- Okay. But I'll call you, okay?

- You will?

- Yeah, of course, baby.

That was great.

- Bye, Travis.

- Goodnight, Lori.

[door thuds]

- It's Lucy.

[slow blues music]

- So how'd you do today?

- Well, I'm never gonna get

rich working in this place,

but it's enough to

keep the doors open.

- You ever think about

just getting out of here

and selling this place,

leaving this one-horse town?

- Excuse me, I live in

this one-horse town.

- So do I, but if I had the

chance, I'd leave in a snap.

- Nah, I could never leave.

My pop built this place

with his bare hands.

It was nothing when he

started, but it was his dream.

- But is it yours?

- It is now. And that's enough.

[gentle blues music]

[shoes clacking]

- Oh, hey, Luce.

How'd the date go?

- It was awful.

- Oh, no.

- Yeah, just like the last

47 internet dates I've had.

I mean, if you can't find a

decent guy in the internet,

where can you find one?

- That's a good question.

- Oh, Luce, honey.

It's okay. Who needs a

stinky old man anyway?

- I do.

- Yeah, me too.

- And me.

- Good evening, Candy.

- Mr. Grabowski.

- And what are you kids

up to this evening?

- Oh, we're just cleaning up.

You know, Jenn.

And these are my two

friends, Lucy and Matt.

This is Mr. Grabowski.

He's my landlord.

- Hello.

- Hello.

I hate to be the

bearer of bad news.

Well, technically

it's not bad news.

Well, at least good news for me.

It may be bad news for

you, but you never know.

Could be good news

for everybody.

Is it?

- Is it what?

- Bad news or good news.

- I don't know.

You haven't told me

what the news is yet.

- Oh, oh, I haven't

told you yet, okay.

Well, it seems there's a

hotshot real estate developer

in town and he wants

to buy this property.

- What?

- Are you serious?

- Serious? Well, yes.

About that, yes. I'm

perfectly serious.

- What do you mean

buy the property?

- What's gonna

happen to the alley?

- What are we gonna do?

- Guys, please, Mr. Grabowski,

can you please explain?

- Well, certainly I can.

Well, as I said, there's a big

real estate developer in town

and he wants to

buy this property.

And let me tell you, he's

offered a tidy little sum,

if I may say so.

- Candy, we have to close?

- Yes, I'm afraid

you'll have to close.

They wanna build a

stands club shopping here

or something like that.

- Mr. Grabowski, I have a lease.

- Oh, yeah. Yes,

you have a lease.

That, that's a fact.

And I looked into that also.

Now it seems like your

lease is ironclad.

As long as I own this property,

if I were to sell it,

which I fully intend to do,

then your lease

becomes null and void.

My lawyer could probably

explain it better to you.

- Oh no, Candy.

- When is this happening?

- It'll happen on the 31st.

Yes, you'll have to be out

by the end of the month.

- There's gotta be something

that can be done, Mr. Grabowski.

- To be done, well, yes,

everything is being done.

The papers are being drawn

up as we speak, so it seems.

Well, you kids have

fun. See you later.

[gentle blues music]

- Candy, what are you gonna do?

I gotta call Frank.

- Your boyfriend?

- He's going to law school.

Maybe there's something

he can do to help.

Jenn, can you close up for me?

- Sure, of course.

[gentle romantic music]

- [Candy] Frank?

Frank, are you home?

- I'm in the bedroom, Candy.

- Frank. [sighs]

- Calm down, what's the matter?

- Grabowski came

to see me tonight.

He's selling the property and

they wanna tear down the alley

and turn it in one into

those really big box stores.

- Like a stands club?

I've been waiting

for one of those.

- Come on, can you be serious?

I'm gonna lose the alley.

- Don't worry, we'll

figure something out.

- Here's the lease. I have

another two years on this.

It's still good. He can't

do anything, can he?

- Well, let me take a look.

- I don't know what I'd

do if I lose pop's alley.

- You know I'm not

gonna let that happen.

- Frank, I always

can count on you.

- And I will always

be here for you.

- I'm just really glad

that you work pro bono.

- Yeah.

[lips smacking]

[gentle jazzy music]

- What if she bought

the place to herself?

- Well, that's a great

idea. But with what?

I mean, she barely

makes enough money

to operate the place as it is.

- Oh, what if she

sold some stuff?

- Like what?

- What about the bowling

balls and the pins?

I mean, all the equipment

here must be worth a lot.

- And then how does

she operate the place

after she sold everything?

It's not a bad idea though.

We just gotta come up with a

great idea for a fundraiser.

- I'm great at that.

- You are?

- Yep, nobody raises

fund quicker than me.

Just ask any of the guys

I've dated. [giggles]

- Fundraiser, fund.

- Oh, okay.

- What are people willing

to donate money for?

- What about one of those

crowdsourcing sites?

You know where people

donate money to a cause.

I heard about some actor

who got people to

donate a million bucks.

- Really?

- Yeah.

And that was just to

pay for a vacation.

- Hmm.

Yeah, but who's gonna

wanna donate money

just to save an

old bowling alley?

And we only have until

the end of the month.

[Lucy sighs]

[gentle blues music]

- Yeah, you're

right. It's hopeless.

- No, no, it's not.

I think I got it.

- What?

- Why not have a

bowling competition?

We could charge an admission fee

and then people can bet on

their favorite

bowler for a prize.

- You think people will

pay money for that?

- Yes, because there'll be a

bikini bowling competition.

Hot chicks and bikinis,

bowling. [chuckles]

It's a natural.

- You know what?

That just might work.

- Oh, of course, it will.

I mean, we'll get

Candy, you, me,

maybe some of the other girls.

Ah, we'll make a mint.

- It'll be like a

bikini car wash,

but with balls. [giggles]

- Oh, that's why I love you,

the way your mind works.

- Yay!

[both giggling]

- Jenn?

- Shut up.

[gentle jazzy music]

Oh, you know what?

We should text Candy and

let her know about our idea.

Oh, I hope she likes it.

- How could she

not? It's brilliant.

[traffic whooshing]

- I'm sorry, Candy,

but Grabowski's right.

The lease is only enforced as

long as he owns the property.

He can sell it any time

and your lease

becomes null and void.

- Null and void?

That's what he said.

Those are two words that I hate.

- I'm sorry, I wish there

was more I could do.

[cellphone dings]

- Oh, my gosh,

this is brilliant.

- What?

- Candy, I have a great

idea to save the alley.

A bikini bowling competition.

Charge admission plus bets

on your favorite players.

- Girls in bikini

bowling? I'm totally in.

- We need flyers and

whatnot for advertising.

- Ah, but no gambling.

That would be illegal.

- So then what do we do?

- Well, you could

raffle off stuff,

like the winning bowling ball

or a date with your

favorite bowler.

You know, stuff like that.

- Like bikinis that the

bowlers are wearing?

- Really? Do you think

people will be into that?

- Oh, you'd be surprised.

- I can see it now. The

"Great Bikini Bowling Bash."

[upbeat country music]

[group cheering]

[skittles clattering]

[upbeat country music]

- Yeah!

- Woo!

[both clap]

[upbeat country music]

[bowling ball clattering]

[upbeat country music]

[group cheering]

[upbeat country music]

[group cheering]

[upbeat country music]

[skittles clattering]

[group cheering and clapping]

[upbeat country music]

[skittles clattering]

[group chattering]

[upbeat country music]

[skittles clattering]

[group cheering]

[upbeat jaunty music]

[skittles clattering]

[group cheering and clapping]

[upbeat jaunty music]

[skittles clattering]

[group cheering]

[skittles clattering]

- [Both] Yeah!

[upbeat jaunty music]

[skittles clattering]

[group cheering and clapping]

[group chattering]

[upbeat jaunty music]

[skittles clattering]

[group cheering and clapping]

[upbeat jaunty music]

[skittles clattering]

[group cheering and clapping]

[group chattering]

[upbeat jaunty music]

[skittles clattering]

[group cheering and clapping]

- 20, 40, 60.

[upbeat jaunty music]

- How much? How much?

- Calm down, Lucy.

Give him a chance.

- Oh, the suspense.

I can't take it.

- 70, 80, 100.

Okay, I've got the total.

- Here we go, kids.

- From "The Great

Bikini Bowling Bash,"

drum roll, please.

[table tapping]

The total is $5,485.

[everyone sighs]

- $5,000. That's it?

- What, I thought

that was pretty good.

- How much do we need?

[Grabowski laughs]

- $5,000?

That's quite a tiny little sum.

Why you all should

be able to afford

a nice little vacation with

that kind of money, huh?

[Grabowski laughs]

But as for buying this property,

well, it's not nearly enough.

No, not nearly enough.

- But how much is the real

estate developer offering you?

- In American dollars?

- Yes, in American dollars.

- Ah, well, let me see.

4 times 72,

carry the 6 and then you,

about $3 million.

- $3 million?

- Approximately.

- Gosh!

- We'll never be able

to come up with

that kind of money.

[Grabowski laughs]

- No, no, no. I

suppose you won't.

Well, I've gotta be

going. You kids have fun.

Oh, I believe I won your bikini.

- I'll mail it to ya.

- Oh, that's fine.

Thank you very much. Goodbye.

- $3 million?

- Oh, my God!

- I just can't get over this.

- Guys, look, okay?

Just calm down, okay?

We'll figure something

out, all right?

- Oh, really smart

guy? You got any ideas?

[gentle saxophone music]

- As a matter of fact, I do.

[paper rustling]

- What, you think

you're gonna find

a job in there that

pays $3 million?

- No, this.

[gentle piano music]

- Troy Smith. So what?

- I keep forgetting, you

didn't grow up around here.

- But Troy Smith did.

- Troy Smith? Gold

medal bowling team.

Top professional

bowler in the world.

He grew up here?

- Yep.

- Matt, I think I see

where you're going.

- I don't.

- Because my dear Lucy,

Gold Medal Olympic bowling team,

top bowler in the world,

multi, multimillionaire,

Troy Smith,

learned how to bowl right

here in this very alley.

- You serious?

- Absolutely.

- I can remember when

I was a little girl

and my pop put the very first

bowling ball in Troy's hands.

- You think he'd help us out?

- To save the alley that

he learned how to bowl in?

$3 million is like

cab fair to this guy.

- You know, according to the

paper, Troy Smith is over

in Central City

doing a talk show.

He should be there right now.

- Central City? That's

15 minutes from here.

- Let's go!

- No, no. Hold on, hold on.

Do you really think

it's a good idea

for the five of us to just

go on down to the TV station

and ask this guy for money?

- I guess not.

- Candy, you should go.

You actually know the guy.

- I haven't seen him since

we were seven years old.

I doubt he even

remembers who I am.

- I'll go.

- You will?

- Yeah, I mean, I

think he's cute.

And besides, if I

can't persuade a man

to give up a few million

dollars, [laughs]

then who can, right?

- She's got a point.

Ow, what?

[shoes clacking]

Just saying.

[quirky blues music]

[TV chattering]

[quirky music]

[door knocking]

[door latch clicks]

[bouncy piano music]

- Hello?

Hmm, where could he be?

- [Agent] It'll be about

20 minutes, Mr. Smith.

[feet thudding]

[bouncy piano music]

- And make sure

no one disturbs me

until you're really ready.

- Yes, sir.

- Amateurs.

[bouncy piano music]

What the!

- Oh, Mr. Smith.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

- All right, kid, I don't

know how you got in here,

but I don't give

autographs, all right?

- I don't want your autograph.

- Good, 'cause, wait, why not?

- Mr. Smith, I need your help.

- Here we go.

- I work at the Regal Lanes.

- Regal Lanes, wow!

That brings back memories.

What a shit hole.

- Well, it's in trouble.

It could really use your help.

- Trouble?

- Yeah.

They're trying to sell it

out from underneath Candy.

You remember her, don't you?

Her father ran the place

when you bowled there.

- Ah, yeah, Candy.

Little scrawny

tomboy as I recall.

- Well, she grew up a bit.

Anyway, she's trying

to raise money

so that she can buy the

place to keep it open.

- All right, just for giggles,

how much does she need?

- $3 million.

[water spitting]

- $3 million?

You're kidding, right?

- I wish I were.

They wanna turn the bowling

alley into a stands club.

- A what?

- A stands club.

You know, one of

those big buck stores?

- Never heard of 'em.

- I guess you wouldn't.

- Well, listen, sweet pea,

I'd really like to help you.

I really would.

But $3 million

doesn't grow on trees.

[bouncy piano music]

- Isn't there anything,

anything at all

that I could do to

change your mind?

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You're not gonna try to

tempt me with sex, are you?

I mean, you weren't

gonna just come in here,

take your clothes

off and have your way

with me right here in the

dressing room, were you?

- Well...

- 'Cause that

would totally work.

[Jenn breathes deeply]

[rhythmic sultry music]

[door latch clicks]

[shoes clacking]

[traffic whooshing]

- We're back.

- Wow, it hasn't changed a bit.

Still a dump.

- Hey, Troy, it's me, Candy.

Do you remember me?

- Candy, of course

I remember you.

Wow, you've certainly grown up.

- These are my

friends, Matt and Lucy.

And you already know Jenn.

- Oh, indeed I do.

Well, hello, pretty lady.

- Hello.

- Hi, Troy, nice to meet you.

- Yeah, yeah, whatever.

- So I'm sure that Jenn

told you about our problem.

- Yeah, she did actually.

And as I understand it,

you need $3 million to

save this bowling alley.

- Right.

- Sorry, folks, can't help you.

- What?

But what about, you

know, the dressing room?

- You'll always have

the memories, babe.

Those are priceless.

- Please, Troy.

- Well, for you, Lucy?

No, but we could discuss

it in my dressing room.

I might change my mind.

- There's no way in hell

that's happening, okay?

You're not good enough for her.

- All right everybody, thanks

for the trip down memory lane.

See ya, never.

- Wait, I got a

proposition for you.

- Let's hear it.

- A bowl off, you and

me in two weeks time.

And if I win, you give

me all the money I need

to buy back this alley.

- And if I win, as if there's

any doubt, what do I get?

- Me.

- What?

- Candy, no, it's not worth it.

- It's interesting.

It's interesting.

But stakes aren't high enough.

I mean, we're talking

about $3 million here.

That's a lot of jack.

- So what exactly

do you have in mind?

- I'll compete in

your little bowl off,

but not just against you,

against all three of you girls.

One game, you'll all alternate

while I'll bowl every frame.

- And if you win?

- I get all three of you

girls at the same time.

- Deal, but on one condition.

- What's that?

- You gotta bowl left-handed.

[Troy laughs]

- Piece of cake.

All right, so I guess I'll

see you girls on bowling day.

And then I'll be seeing a

lot more of you after that.

- [Jenn] Candy, what

are you thinking?

- I had to do something.

- There's no way

we can beat him,

even with him

bowling left-handed.

- He could bowl with

his feet and still win.

[Matt whistles]

- Don't worry

ladies, you'll win.

- And just how

are we to do that?

- I'll train you.

- You?

[bowling ball thuds]

[bluesy rock music]

[bowling ball thuds]

[skittles clattering]

[bluesy rock music]

- Matt, you've been

holding out on us.

[bluesy rock music]

[bluesy rock music continues]

[lead guitar music]

[bluesy rock music]

- So now that you've got the

control down with your wrist,

you shouldn't have any

problems with your release.

- Matt, I can't

thank you enough.

If you had told me two weeks ago

that I'd have a chance to bowl

against the top

pro in the country

and not make a fool of myself,

well, I would've

said you were crazy.

- Look, you're gonna do fine.

You're bowling third.

That's three balls,

you can bowl three

strikes, I'm sure.

- Well, I've had

a great teacher.

- Thanks.

- Matt, can I ask

you a question?

- Sure.

- When Troy first offered to

help us in exchange for me,

why did you stop him?

- Because it wasn't right, okay?

What he was doing wasn't right.

- But it's more

than that, isn't it?

- Lucy, I've been

in love with you

since the first time

I laid eyes on you.

- But why didn't you

ever say anything?

- I don't know.

Too shy, I guess.

- Matt, you don't have

to be shy with me.

[soft ballad music]

[Jenn sighs]

- Tomorrow's the big day.

Do you think we're ready?

- Ready as we'll ever be.

- Oh, but the pressure!

It's Troy Smith, world's

greatest bowler, oh!

- You mean Troy Smith,

world's greatest as*h*le?

- I don't know, Candy.

There's something about him.

- Oh, don't tell me that

you're still attracted to him.

- Maybe just a little.

- Seriously, Jenn?

Sometimes I just

don't understand you.

- Sometimes I don't

understand myself, okay?

You'll be fine.

You got Frank.

- Yeah, Frank's been

really good for me.

- What's gonna happen with him?

I mean, what's he gonna do

after he graduates law school?

- What do you mean?

- I mean, is he gonna

stick around this town?

- Every town needs a good lawyer

and I think I've given

him a lot of incentive.

- Yeah, I hope you're right.

- Don't worry, Jenn.

Someday you're gonna

find a really good man

and I guarantee you it's

not gonna be Troy Smith.

- We'll see.

- You got a muscle ache?

- Two weeks of practice,

eight hours a day was

probably a bit much.

- You just need to rub it out.

[melodic music]

Here.

- That's so nice.

[melodic music]

- So where's perfect

Frank tonight?

- Oh, he's got a late class.

- Really?

- Mm-hmm, he won't be home for

at least a couple more hours.

- Hmm, too bad.

[gentle piano music]

- Well, ladies, I've arrived.

I see you closed the

alley for the day,

probably for the best.

Don't wanna embarrass

yourself in public.

- No, we just didn't wanna

embarrass the world champ.

That's all.

- Oh ho ho, so cocky. I love it.

Well, should we bolt?

- Ready when you are.

- Well, never let it be said

that I wasn't a gentleman.

Ladies first.

[bright saxophone music]

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

- Right, Candy. Way to go!

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

- Woo!

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy organ music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy organ music]

- All right, yeah!

Told y'all.

- Let's go.

[groovy organ music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy organ music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy drums music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy bass music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy bass music]

- One more strike and

we're on the final frame.

- Two, Candy.

- I know.

[groovy organ music]

[skittles clattering]

[groovy organ music]

- Yeah, way to go, baby.

- So what happens if

the game ends in a tie?

- Well, they agreed that

Troy has to beat them.

So in case of a tie, the

girls are the winner.

That's assuming Troy

bowls out the frame.

[skittles clattering]

- Good assumption.

[groovy organ music]

- Well then Candy has to

bowl three strikes in a row

on the final frame

to force a time.

- [Frank] That should be

no problem for my gal.

- Well, ladies, looks like

we have a perfect score.

You know, I have to

admit, I'm impressed.

But what do you say

we upped the stakes?

- What do you mean?

- Same stakes as before,

only this time if I lose,

I'll buy this place for you,

and I'll kick in an

extra million bucks

for you to fix up the place.

- Oh, Candy!

- What's the catch?

What's in it for you?

- This frame, I

bowl right-handed.

- What do you think?

- Well, the tie

still goes to us,

you'll nail this last frame

and then it doesn't

matter what he does.

- Right.

Okay. It's a deal.

[hands clap]

[merry country music]

- Come on, baby.

You can do this.

You got it.

[merry country music]

[skittles clattering]

Yeah!

[both clapping]

- Yeah!

[merry country music]

[skittles clattering]

- There we go!

- Yeah, woo!

- [Both] Yes!

[both laugh]

[merry country music]

[skittles clattering]

[merry country music]

- Well, as I see it, ladies,

all I have to do is roll three

strikes with my right hand

and you girls will be having

the time of your lives.

I'd say that's a win-win.

- I'm so sorry.

- It's okay, you know,

you tried your best.

I mean, it's a miracle

we even made this far.

[merry country music]

[skittles clattering]

- That's one, ladies.

Now for numero duo.

- That's numero dos, asswipe.

[merry country music]

[skittles clattering]

[merry country music]

- That's two, now

for my grand finale.

- Wait.

- What she doing?

- I don't know.

[merry country music]

[lip smacking]

- Good luck.

[merry country music]

[suspenseful music]

[bowling ball rattling]

- Oh, my God!

- Come on, give a hug.

[bright music]

[group cheering and laughing]

- Well?

- Well, I guess I just

bought a bowling alley.

[group cheering]

[upbeat blues music]

- Here it is.

A cashier's check

for $4 million.

- Ooh, can I touch it?

- And I just got off

the phone with Grabowski

and he's selling

me the property.

The Regal Lanes is here to stay.

- That's fantastic.

- We're drawing up

the paperwork already.

- Speaking of drawing on papers.

- Yeah, we kind

of gotta go guys.

- Okay. What's going on?

- Well...

- Go ahead tell 'em.

- Matt asked me to marry

him, we're eloping tonight.

- Oh, my God, Lucy,

that's fantastic.

- Yep, I finally found my man.

- Congratulations.

- Thanks. Thanks.

- Yeah, congrats.

Hey, Frank, you

getting any ideas?

- Ah, you know, the...

[Matt laughs]

- On that, I guess

we should be going.

Come on.

All right, bye guys.

[shoes clacking]

- So what did you say

to him, Jenn, to Troy?

- I just said good

luck, and now he's gone.

- All right, listen, Jenn.

I know you think the guy

was attractive and all,

but he's kind of an ass.

- I know. It's okay.

- Listen, we'll

have none of that.

We just got a check

for 4 million bucks

and there will be no pouting.

Besides, I think,

I think maybe I pulled a

muscle in my shoulder again.

- Really?

[gentle blues music]

[Jenn laughs]

- What's going on?

- Trust me, Frank,

you'll like this.

- I think I already do.

[upbeat blues music]

[groovy electronic music]

[traffic whooshing]

- Hey!

- You're still here.

- Yeah.

- Why'd you do it, Troy?

- Do what?

- Why'd you throw the game?

- Who said I threw the game?

- Come on, we both know

you're better than that.

- Hey, it's one thing

I've learned here.

Even the champ can

make a mistake.

- Well, you're not

making a mistake now.

[lips smacking]

[gentle music]

- You know, I've been thinking

about moving back into town.

- Well, don't, 'cause I was

thinking about moving out.

[sad piano music]

- Oh, you'd be surprised.

[groovy music]

Hot chicks and bikinis,

bowling? [laughs]

It's a natural.

[groovy music]

- It'll be like a bikini car

wash, but with balls. [giggles]

[groovy music]

- The total from "The Great

Bikini Bowling Bash" is $5,485.

[groovy music]

- Girls in bikini

bowling? I'm totally in.

[groovy music]

- Regal Lanes.

Wow, that brings back memories.

What a shit hole!

[groovy music]

- Listen, babe, that was

great, but I gots to go.

[groovy music]

- Oh, I believe I

won your bikini.

[groovy music]

[groovy music continues]

[groovy music continues]

[hard rock music]

[hard rock music continues]

[hard rock music continues]

[hard rock music continues]

[hard rock music ends]
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