Plankton: The Movie (2025)

[bunniefuu]

[waves lapping]

[seagulls squawking]

[French narrator] Follow me

to the bottom of the sea.

To a world that is

truly magnifique,

full of wonderful inhabitants,

like Monsieur

SpongeBob SquarePants

in a land that is, how

do you say subaquatic.

- [zapping]

- [laughs]

Welcome to Bikini Bottom

At the bottom of the ocean

Where everyday The

skies are sunny blue

On the ocean floor You'll

find everything and more

And there's a place

for me and you

Come on down Conch Street

'Cause I'd like you to meet

My sparkling long-time

friend Patrick Star

- Hi!

- And if you don't mind getting wet

Ooh, you'll love the clarinet Of

the multi-limbed maestro Squidward

[discordant clarinet note]

Sandy Cheeks, Pearl

Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs

If you're hungry Then the

Krusty Krab's really fab

Long-time winner of

patty of the year

What am I going to do with

500 barrels of root beer?

[narrator] It's another

SpongeBob movie...

[Plankton] All right! Hold

it right there, Frenchie.

This is my movie!

- Darken the skies!

- [eerie music playing]

Okay, now, push in.

[music intensifies]

And cue the title!

[electricity crackling]

All right, keep pushing in.

Closer closer

Can you hurry up? I

haven't got all day!

Now stop! Ow! Too close!

You trying to k*ll me? This

is the beginning of my movie!

Anyway, ever since

I was a little boy,

I've always dreamed of

taking over the world!

[yipping]

Tonight's the night, Spot, after

25 years of trial and error.

- [Spot growls]

- Yeah, yeah, I know a lot of error.

[groans]

But tonight, Daddy has

a world domination plan

called Operation Success!

[laughs] It's got success

right in the name.

First, I steal the secret formula

to the famous Krabby Patty sandwich

and take over the Krusty

Krab from Mr. Krabs.

Then, with the restaurant, I'll

soon take over Bikini Bottom.

And after that, I'll take

over the whole world!

[evil music playing]

[giggles]

[maniacal laughter]

- [all] We love Krabby patties

- [Plankton] Seven o'clock, closing time.

Everything's going

according to plan.

Karen! Karen?

Karen!

[sinsongy] Computer wife, where

are you? I have my mask on!

Let's go! [echoes]

Hmm [grumbles]

Now, where is she?

Not there. Not there either.

Aha! There she blows!

She's out with the Gal Pals again

and forgot all about my plan. Ugh.

Be a good boy, Spot.

- [Spot barks]

- [cackles]

[suspenseful music playing]

[Karen] Here's your

coffee, ladies.

[Sandy] Wanna go to the

movies with us tonight, Karen?

It's a sci-fi rom-com

screwball thriller!

- Animated.

- With songs.

Ah, sorry, Gal Pals,

but after Plankton fails to steal

the Krabby Patty secret formula

yet again tonight,

this supercomputer

is going to unleash

a diabolical, all-consuming

world domination plan of my own!

That my nubby hubby

will love. [laughs]

[laughing nervously]

You go, gadget girl.

Yeah, you're the

real evil genius.

Phew! Good thing she's

doing it with Plankton

and not on her own or I'd

be scared for the world.

[Plankton] Karen!

- Karen!

- [Karen sighs]

Speak of the little green devil.

[grunts] Karen, why are you

sitting around drinking coffee

when it's time for

my plan to steal

You know [whispering]

Operation Success.

Oh, you mean stealing

Krab's secret formula?

Karen! [grumbles]

Sure, I'll help you.

- [all laugh]

- [Karen] Good bye, gals.

Gal Pals to the movies! Hee-yaw!

[heroic music playing]

[Plankton] Don't you get it?

This is a big night for me.

I'm finally gonna beat

that idiot, Krabs!

[laughs] Do you see this, boyo?

We really tricked him

into thinking we left.

Hmm? Boyo?

Boyo?

Hmm.

SpongeBob!

Whoa! Sorry, Mr. Krabs!

I've been reading this Super

Psychiatrist comic book.

[grumbles]

And it says boundaries

are very important.

And this

Do you have to expose my plans like

that in front of your silly friends?

Really? You're worried

about being exposed?

You walk around

naked all the time.

Doesn't that seem a little

personal and private?

Whaddya... Don't

listen to funny books!

Look, SpongeBob, I'm gonna tell you a

rule that allows you to spy on, I-I mean,

observe folks for

their own good.

It's called

invasion of privacies.

Oh, invasion of privacies!

Aye, lad.

Now, you see, Plankton's been weaseling

his way into me office for months now.

Setting up a device to steal

me Krabby Patty secret formula

And I've been letting him think

he's gonna succeed this time.

But he's really just a

pitiful pathetic jerk!

Ugh.

A little harsh.

Who cares! Just watch.

of my nakedness?

[grunts] Alright, let's go.

Let's get this show on the road.

Give me a lift and

then you can go.

[Karen] So that's it?

I'm just a mechanical elevator

for your little green behind?

Oh, honey, don't

sell yourself short.

You're the best mechanical elevator

a little green behind can have.

What? But you were

just up there.

- [giggling]

- Ugh, never mind.

Hup! You can roll away now.

[Karen gasps, grumbles]

From here on in, it's all me!

[suspenseful music playing]

[twangy spy music playing]

[chuckles]

If you see me lurking outside your

door Better grab your belongings

And swim for shore

You're all a bunch of dumbos

Who don't know the score

Well, I went to college

And I'm rotten to the core

I'm a marine drifter

I'm a first-rate grifter

I could be a shape-shifter

If that's what's called for

I'm Plankton

Get out of my

way, I'm Plankton

Better do as I say

You always blow it

Don't you know it?

Time for me to take the lead

If you listen to me For

just once in your life

Chances are we will succeed

[spy music continues]

[Karen and Plankton]

P-L-A-N-K-T-O-N

P-L-A-N-K-T-O-N

P-L-A-N-K-T-O-N

P-L-A-N-K-T-O-N

Plankton, Plankton,

Plankton, Plankton

The secret formula Is

waiting for me here

And you bet your

boots I'm gonna get it

If you underestimated

my twisted brain

Then for sure you're

gonna regret it

Taking over the world

Today's the day Sweet

victory is just a pull away

I'm Plankton, the

biggest evil genius

I'm Plankton The

smartest villain alive

I'm Plankton I'm

gonna get what I want

I'm Plankton I'm

taking over the world

Pack your bags, secret formula.

You're coming home

to a new papa.

Huh? What's this?

Some kind of

invisible force field?

Sorry, Plankton! Bugs

like you belong outside.

[laughs] Say hi to

the missus for me.

[Plankton screaming]

[groans, grunts]

[babbles loudly]

[sighs]

Honey, I'm home

Wha?!

[all munching]

Huh?

Wait a minute, what

happened to my Chum Bucket?

What?

And what are all these

customers doing here?

[customers chomping]

[Plankton] Karen!

Oh, you're finally here.

Surprise!

What in Neptune's nostrils

have you done to my restaurant?

Well, I calculated that if everybody

actually ate at the Chum Bucket,

you wouldn't need the

Krabby Patty secret formula.

- So I gave the place a contemporary touch.

- Huh?

It's a fully modern, automated backslash

home-cooking fusion restaurant.

And it's open 24 hours with plans

to expand into the known universe.

And that's not all.

Wait till you see this!

And what's this supposed to be?

It's chum.

I just added a little

sugar, some pizzazz,

and now it tastes

like world domination!

Where's the evil, Karen?

Where is the evil?

I don't see it!

It's still fast food.

[in menacing voice]

There's the evil.

[gulping]

Ahh! Amazing!

See? They love it!

I don't care if they marry it!

None of these cockamamie changes are

going to help me steal the secret formula.

Your idea hasn't

worked for 25 years!

Why don't you try stealing

some brains for a change?

I don't need brains.

I need an assistant

who listens to me!

Assistant? I thought we

were partners in crime!

Listen, if you don't try my idea

this time, then it's the last straw.

Think about it.

Okay, let me think about it.

Hmm.

Mmm.

Ugh!

Hmm

Nope! I hate this and

I'm taking it all down!

Don't you dare!

Oh, I dare! [cackles]

I'm daring, Karen!

Get a load of me!

I'm daring!

[laughs] Double

dare! Triple dare!

[laughs]

Quadruple dare!

[grumbles]

Ooh! I hate this!

I don't like this!

[cackling]

Or this!

This or this!

And I hate this!

No!

[grumbles]

No!

Alright, listen up!

I want everybody out

of here right now!

[customers chewing]

[grunts]

[cackles]

Yeah! Yeah! Oh yeah!

Now you're listening!

[laughs]

[laughs]

[loud slurping]

Mmm. Wow, Plankton!

This is delicious!

And I love the fire show!

Hotfoot it outta here!

Ooh!

[screaming] No!

Whoa, whoa! Ah! Whoa!

- [screaming]

- [sizzling]

Wow! [vocalizing in pain]

Ah phew!

- [metal clashing]

- [Karen and Plankton argue loudly]

Huh?

Uh-oh, that sounds

personal and private.

[Mr. Krabs] Psst, boyo.

Remember, they call it

invasion of privacies.

[laughs] Thank you, Mr. Krabs

- You're welcome!

- [chuckles]

[Karen grumbles] Plankton!

You know what your problem is?

Are you even listening to me?

Of course I'm listening.

I'd love some coffee.

Five creams, nine sugars,

and stir it clockwise.

- [electricity crackling]

- [grumbles]

[Karen] You're such a jerk!

I'm gonna do something I should

have done a long time ago!

[gasps] No, Karen! Don't!

Can we talk about this?

I'm done talking!

Karen, please don't do this!

We don't know the consequences!

I don't care!

[Plankton screaming]

Don't swing your purse

like that, honey.

Swing your purse

like this! [whooping]

Hi, Plank... Whoa!

Whoa! [grunting]

- High again!

- [Plankton screams]

[laughs]

- Oh, what's happening?

- Huh?

Whoa! [straining]

Huh?

[belt creaks, snaps]

Nooo! Spatty!

[dramatic music playing]

What? She magnetized

the Chum Bucket?!

[Karen] Plankton!

[gasps]

[whimpering]

[Plankton whimpers]

Our evil alliance is through!

[grunts] Ah!

[both gasp]

[Karen grunting]

[both whimper]

[pained groaning]

Holy mama pajama!

[maniacal laughter]

[electricity buzzing]

[powering up sound]

[SpongeBob] Whoa!

- [beeping]

- Whoa!

Ah!

[growls]

[grunts]

[Karen snarls]

You've got three heads?

Aw, the widdle green

man can count! [scoffs]

Let me introduce myself.

I'm Super Snarky Karen.

- And this

- Is Super Smart Karen.

- And this

- is Super Evil Karen!

Super, super, super!

Where'd you get those

names? The supermarket?

[chuckles] Supermarket.

[Evil Karen] Let's

blast him! Say goodbye!

[roar]

Hold on, Evil!

There are steps to be

taken for world domination.

World domination?

That's my thing!

Not anymore, green bean.

We're gonna do what

you could never do.

What do you mean?

You might want to take

notes during this song.

Song? When did you have

time to write a song?

[synth-pop music playing]

My power is beyond compare

There's nothing you

can do to prepare

No escaping my malware

I will crush you

I shall destroy you

Now's the time I'm

gonna take control

Watch Bikini Bottom blow

I'm gonna rise up

like a hurricane

Take your final breath away

Fill the world

with hurt and pain

- Say my name

- Karen

- Say my name

- Karen

I'm the real evil mastermind

I rule the world

Through space and time

Take it all and make it mine

- Say my name

- Karen

- Say my name

- Karen

[evil laughter]

I'll take over all

of planet Earth

Then I'll expand

across the universe

Take it all for

all it's worth

I want everything,

give me everything

Now's the time I'm

gonna take control

Let the devastation roll

Ha! It's over, Plankton

I don't need your tiny hands

And your never-ending

failed plans

You thought you

were so devious

But it's me, I'm

the real evil genius

One, two, three, four

[cackling]

I'm gonna rise up

like a hurricane

Take your final breath away

Fill the world

with hurt and pain

- Say my name

- Karen

- Say my name

- Karen

I am the real

evil mastermind

I rule the world

Through space and time

Take it all and make it mine

- Say my name

- Karen

- Say my name

- Karen

[Karens cackle]

Karen!

Karen!

What makes you think you

can do all that without me?

Alright already! What are we

gonna do with him, ladies?

- I say...

- Blast him!

I say we dissect him.

[whimpers] And I say run!

[Karens laugh]

[suspenseful music playing]

He's getting away!

But it is important that we

complete our battle station first.

Hey, ladies, what do you

say we pick up some takeout?

[cackling]

[snoring] Money,

money, money, money.

[snoring] Money, money...

[loud expl*si*n]

[gasps] What's happening?

What's happening?

What's happening is,

I ran out of ketchup.

Patrick, how'd you get in here?

We're closed!

Ah! [grunts]

Where are you going,

me beloved Krusty Krab?

[straining] No!

[dramatic music playing]

[thudding, clattering]

- Whoa!

- [splats]

Hmm? Yay! Ketchup!

[chomping loudly]

Patrick, stop yer salivating

all over me windows!

- Hello!

- Ow!

Goodbye!

[customer screaming]

[Karens cackling]

Oh, is that Karen?

She's gone full

hydra! [gasps, grunts]

Time to rally the Civil Defense!

- [beeping]

- [siren blaring]

- People of Bikini Bottom!

- Oh!

[Karen] If you do not wish to

be harmed, abandon all homes,

businesses, and

public restrooms.

[laughs]

Breaking news! There

appears to be a giant...

There appears to

be a giant mag...

- [clears throat]

- [water sloshes]

There appears to

be a giant magnet

sucking everything metal

across Bikini Bottom! [screams]

Thank you! I love

these new stilettos!

Oh! Wait!

[yelps]

This isn't my size!

- [lively piano music playing]

- Huh?

[whimpers, screams]

[cutlery clattering]

[magnetic droning]

Yeah, I'm not cleaning this up!

[SpongeBob screaming]

[suspenseful music playing]

- [Plankton] Whoa!

- [SpongeBob grunts]

Potatoes.

Why did it have to be potatoes?

- [loud rumbling]

- [whimpering]

Plankton, what did you do

to make Karen so angry?

I have no idea!

Why are you doing

this to me? [squeals]

Why? [sobbing]

Think. There must be something.

Something in your past.

Well, if there is, I

must have blocked it out.

Ooh! I read all about that in my

Super Psychiatrist comic book.

I even sent away for this

Junior Psychiatrist Kit!

I can psychoanalyze you!

I don't need a shrink.

I'm shrunk enough already!

We'll explore where your

relationship with Karen went wrong

- Ugh.

- get you two back together,

and save Bikini Bottom!

[rumbling]

Hmm. Wait a minute. Who knows?

Maybe analysis will help

me find a way to destroy

I mean, uh, to help me understand

Karen and our relationship!

Okay, go ahead.

Shrink away, Doc!

[lively music playing]

Please, lie down.

[grumbles]

[in Austrian accent] Now, so, let's

begin at the beginning, shall we?

I have to warn you, I've never

been able to be hypnotized

[groaning]

Ever since I was a little kid, I've

always wanted to rule the world.

[lively bluegrass music playing]

I was born pure evil

First word was tyranny

Six thousand brothers

Six thousand sisters

Then there was little old me

There's no doubt I came out

The smartest of the bunch

But if you met my family You'd

know that ain't sayin' much

The family biz was moonfizz

But that buzz weren't for me

I dreamt of

global domination

Sweet autocracy

But my family didn't get me

I was a stranger in my home

Despite being so surrounded

Well, I always felt alone

Had no bud, no best pal

My future was condemned

Till I took a tater and a calculator

And I made myself a friend

I made a new friend

I made a new friend

Can you hear me?

Bubble once for "yes,"

and twice for "no."

[bubble pops]

[giggles] Incredible!

- Do you have a name?

- [bubbling]

[gasps]

[rapid beeping]

Karen! Your name is Karen!

[chuckles] My friend Karen! Yay!

[bluegrass music continues]

[Plankton] We did

everything together

We even dressed the same

That spud was my best buddy

Karen was her name

- My world was so much greater

- [flatulence]

- With that tater in my life

- [laughter]

Never thought a vegetable

Would one day be my wife

With Karen there to share

my dreams I never felt alone

My calculator, my sweet potato

A friendship had been sown

- I made a new friend

- From a tuber!

- I made a new friend

- And a computer!

- I made a new friend

- Literally!

I made a new friend

[whooping] Wa-hoo!

Hello and goodbye!

Me and my best friend

Karen are going to college!

- [heroic music playing]

- College?

[laughter]

- Go ahead and laugh.

- [music stops]

We're majoring in

world domination.

And when we're done, we

will destroy you all!

See you at the holidays!

Goodbye, son.

Well, good luck, son. And don't

forget, always watch out for feet.

[laughter]

[Plankton grunts]

[bluegrass music resumes, fades]

[whimpering softly]

Plankton, zat was wunderbar!

Huh? [yells]

So, you were lonely

and you made a friend.

One thing is for certain.

This potato represents Karen.

No, you idiot.

The potato is nothing

but a power source.

The calculator is the brain!

Huh? [gasps]

And I remember where I left it.

Somewhere back at

the university.

[giggling]

Looks like I'm going

back to college!

Yes, yes. Und college will be a

good place to continue our therapy.

- [gasps]

- [Karens cackling]

[epic music playing]

We won't be continuing anything

if we don't get out of here!

[both grunt]

[suspenseful music playing]

Oh!

- Ah!

- [music stops]

[panting]

How do we get out of here?

[Plankton] Oh, I don't

know. The exit, maybe!

[suspenseful music playing]

SpongeBob! Grab something metal!

Whoa!

Oh. Phew. [gasps]

[whimpering]

[yelps]

Huh? [screams]

[SpongeBob screaming]

[gasps, screams]

[all screaming]

[fish] Krabby Patty!

[screaming]

And now for the main event

[laughs]

[Mr. Krabs] Attention!

[grumbles]

- My Neptune.

- [fish screaming]

[Mr. Krabs] Oh, my good Neptune!

Load the root beer!

Move, move, move!

Ready?

Aim for the hydra!

[breathing deeply]

Come on, you got this, Bobby.

Steady!

Fire!

[suspenseful music playing]

[root beer fizzing]

[Karens powering down]

Aha! A direct hit!

- [cheering]

- We won!

- She's down!

- Look!

[Mr. Krabs] Huh?

[Karens cackling]

[Mr. Krabs] Oh, no.

[ominous music playing]

Bring it on, you

bumbling bucket of bolts!

The brave fish of Bikini

Bottom aren't afraid of you!

Are you, boys?

- Boys? Huh?

- [Squidward screams]

[yelps]

Anchors away, Bikini Bottom.

I'm not going to stand...

for this.

[French narrator] A

few moments later

[SpongeBob screaming]

Whoa!

Uh-huh, we're here.

Good old BSU.

[gasps] BS me?

Plankton, language!

No, you moron.

- Oh!

- Bikini State University.

Oh!

This is where Karen and I

furthered our academic studies.

This is also where

I upgraded her.

And I bet her old parts are

still around here somewhere.

If I can only remember where.

Quick, man! Hypnotize

me! Put me under!

Ooh, certainly.

Hmm. Now let us focus on

your subconsciousness.

- Eh?

- Focus. Focus.

Check this out, Plankton.

Und walk the dog.

Quit horsing around and

put me under! [groans]

Oopsie.

[groans]

Going to college was

a dream come true.

[electronic music playing]

Just going through those ivy

gates of academia gave me chills.

Ooh!

This is it, Karen! We made it!

We're actually in college!

[beeping]

It is G-R-8, isn't it?

Finally, a place to confer

with my intellectual peers.

Hello, fellow students.

How's it hanging, classmates?

- [student] Did you hear something?

- [groans]

[Plankton screams]

[Plankton whimpering] Feet!

Pappy was right! [grunts]

[Plankton] As it turned out, there

was no world domination class.

- Huh?

- [beeping]

So, we created our

own curriculum.

Our first project was

to build a freeze ray.

I tried in science class.

I tried in art class.

I tried in every class!

College life was hard.

- Phew!

- [student] Spring break!

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

- Yeah!

- [groans]

The only solace I had during those

difficult years was my Karen.

And having a computer that can do

my homework didn't hurt either.

Hmm. "Marg-gleblorp

fa ziggle num lump"?

Hmm

If I want to stop failing, I'll

have to give her an upgrade.

Oh, Karen, I've got

a surprise for you!

Ta-da! A brand new upgrade!

I used four different computer chips to

mold Karen's multi-faceted personality.

A smart chip to

keep her informed.

An evil chip so she'd

be as evil as me.

[cackling]

A snarky chip so she'd be sassy.

And an empathy chip so

she could feel my pain.

[electricity crackling]

Hello? Karen, can you hear me?

Come on, Karen. You can do it.

Speak to me!

[babbling]

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I

I I I I can speak!

I have a voice!

Thank you, Sheldon.

She can talk.

She can talk!

[laughs] Alright, take it

down a notch, thunder tonsils.

Oh, and there's that snark.

We won't need your

old parts anymore.

[Plankton cackles]

[Plankton] So we got right to

work on our genius freeze ray.

[both] It works!

- [Karen] It works!

- [both laugh]

- [upbeat rock music playing]

- [door opens]

Why is my room frozen?

And who are you?

Uh, Plankton? [grunts]

I've been your roommate

for four years!

I've been living with a

cockroach for how long?

- Eww!

- [zapping]

[Karen] Freeze, mister! No

one steps on my Sheldon.

Karen, you're an evil genius!

[both laugh]

Let's hide this popsicle.

Partners

in crime!

Now let's supersize this

baby and take over the world!

[rock music fades]

[giggles]

[Plankton chuckles]

Plankton, that was beautiful.

You und Karen worked together.

But we still haven't

discovered what went wrong.

Blah, blah, blah.

Who cares? Karen's old

parts are in my dorm room!

Come on, SpongeBob!

[grunts] Let's go!

- Yah!

- [SpongeBob neighs]

[Plankton groaning]

[Plankton] Whoa!

[whimpers, grunts]

[gasps]

Oh! There it is!

[chuckles] Ah, my

old college closet.

[knocking rhythmically]

Ooh!

[SpongeBob yelps]

[Plankton laughs]

- [laughs]

- [Plankton] Look!

My old stuff! My old textbooks!

Test tubes.

Sandwiches.

- Hey, my old roommate.

- Huh? [grunts]

[roommate shivering]

Why is your old roommate frozen?

Oh, him?

Uh, something he's doing

for, uh, science class.

Yeah! [grunts] I found it!

The original Karen.

Whoa!

- [flatulence]

- Huh?

Yeesh!

Looks like the

potato's gone rotten.

[flatulence]

[sighs]

Like our relationship.

[flatulence]

[sighs]

Uh, what about this guy?

[muffled] Help me.

Well, great catching

up with you, roomie!

- Wait, no, no.

- Bye.

- Good luck with that class.

- Anything but the closet!

SpongeBob, now I know how

to stop Karen's madness!

All I need to do is get into

the Chum Bucket's basement.

[rumbling]

[magnetic droning]

- Whoa!

- Oh!

Let's roll!

[grunts]

[Plankton] Mush!

[suspenseful music playing]

[both screaming]

[both grunting in pain]

[both screaming]

[grunts] That was easy.

[grunts]

[laughs]

[coughs, gasps]

Yeah, I never did

finish those stairs.

[spotlights clanging]

Whoa!

[eerie music playing]

Wow, Plankton.

I remember these inventions.

[Plankton] Ah!

They're from all your old attempts

to steal the Krabby Patty formula.

Oh! [laughs]

So this would be kind of your

basement of failures, huh?

What? Do these look

like failures to you?

[groans] Now leave me alone!

Hmm. Where was I?

Let's see. I'll need

eight capacitors.

Ahh! Whoa! Oh!

- Three diodes. Six transistors.

- [babbling happily]

- [grumbles]

- Whoa!

[grunts]

Oh!

All hail Plankton.

All hail Plankton.

How may I serve you, master?

I command you to

bring me some pliers.

Wouldn't it be cool if

this thing really worked?

Agh! Just go find them!

Aye, aye, Plankton!

[babbling laughter]

[Plankton grumbles]

Plankton, are these pliers?

Ah! That's

carbonated... [groans]

handsome gas.

- Now put it back.

- Okie dokie!

Ooh. Hey, Plankton.

- Is this a plier?

- No, that's

- ugly sludge.

- There you go. It's a banana.

Agh!

Nothing here is just a banana.

Don't touch anything

without asking me first!

Yes, sir.

Hmm

Hey, Plankton.

Can I touch this? Sorry,

Plankton, I have to touch this.

How about if I touch

this one with my pinkie?

[echoing] Plankton!

Is this important?

How about this thing? Hmm

[sniffs] Ta-da! Plankton,

can I touch this?

- Or this, or this?

- No!

How about this thing?

- Don't you touch that!

- What?

Whoa! Wee!

- Is this important?

- [zapping]

[grunts]

That freeze ray t*nk was our

first attempt at world domination.

Oh, so you were still

working together.

We could be getting closer

to your breakthrough.

I'll b-b-break your

head through a window

if you don't stop swinging

that thing at my face.

Brilliant there, Plankton. I will

swing your face in front of it.

[grumbling]

So, after college, what

happened to you und Karen?

We were two evil partners,

ready to take over the w-world.

Our freeze ray was such a success,

we decided to supersize it.

[chuckles] Yes.

[upbeat rock music playing]

[engine revving]

[wheels screeching]

Private Karen,

activate the thrusters.

Aye, aye, Captain.

And so, our mega ice t*nk was locked,

loaded, and ready to invade the surface.

[Plankton grunts]

Yeah!

Equalize pressure!

Prepare to surface!

Let's storm the world!

[Plankton cackles]

Oh yeah, there's something!

Ice it, baby!

[child giggles]

As it turned out, while I thought

the BSU students were large,

the surface world

creatures were gargantuan.

[loud roaring]

[Plankton] Giant feet!

Retreat! Retreat!

[child laughing]

[loud roaring]

- [Karen screams]

- [Plankton grunts]

[both screaming]

- [Plankton whimpering]

- [splashing]

[water bubbling]

[rock music ends]

[Plankton groans]

Go on, take a good look, Karen.

This is what a flopping

failure looks like.

Oh, you're not a

flopping failure.

You just need a little brain

food to figure this out.

Let's try that greasy

spoon across the street.

[heavenly choir sings]

[Plankton whimpers]

Come on, eat something,

you'll feel better.

Ugh.

How can I eat this garbage

when what I'm really hungry

for is global conquest?

Hey, Mr. Krabs, your

Krabby Patties are amazing.

Aye, thanks to my secret formula,

me patties will take over the world.

Huh? [gasps]

[suspenseful music playing]

I got an idea! It's the

greatest idea I've ever had!

First, I steal the secret

formula for that sandwich.

Then, I take over

that restaurant.

Then, I take over this town.

And then, I take over the world!

[laughing]

That's your idea?

[sighs]

Wait, you're serious?

And this two-bit bucket will be the

front for my secret headquarters.

Yours? I thought it was ours.

Hmm. Why not?

It's not like we'll be doing

this for the next 25 years.

Let's do it.

[dramatic music playing]

[zapping]

[loud clanging]

[SpongeBob] Plankton, that's it!

Your obsession with the

Krabby Patty secret formula

made Karen go

wacka-doodle-ding-dong.

Plankton?

- [Plankton] You're right, SpongeBob.

- [crackling]

[SpongeBob] Plankton? I can

teach you to apply skills

that will help you in

your current situation.

I have my own skills that I've

applied to the current situation.

Um

And without your Junior

Psychiatrist Kit,

I would never have

found Karen's old parts!

[energy pulsing]

[gulps]

So thanks, Doc.

Check is in the mail.

Oh.

[whimpering]

I think you better run.

[giggles, cackles]

[screaming]

[screaming]

- [suspenseful music playing]

- [Plankton cackling]

[screaming]

Whoa! [grunts]

[gasps]

[laughs evilly]

[robotic voice] New Karen

likes little sponge boy.

- Aw, thanks.

- [Plankton chuckles]

Wait, I thought we were working towards

getting you back together with old Karen.

But you made a new Karen?

That's right!

I built this ultimate Karen to destroy

the old Karen and get that secret formula!

Wait, but what

about Bikini Bottom?

- I don't care about Bikini Bottom.

- Huh?

[grunts] Follow

that battle station!

[New Karen] Follow

that battle station!

[dramatic music playing]

Hey, wait up!

[Plankton] Oh,

Karen! Sweetheart!

I'd like you to meet New Karen.

Hello!

Heavy armor, anti-t*nk g*ns, freeze

ray, capable of mass destruction.

[New Karen] Enough to end you.

Less talk, more carnage!

[laughs] I love a good smackdown.

From a safe distance, of course.

[cackles]

- You're going down, Old Karen!

- [ringing]

[bell clangs]

[robotic grunting]

[grunting]

[New Karen] Guh-r-r-r!

[growling]

[ape-like grunting]

[robotic snarling]

[Karen growling]

[intense rock music playing]

Oh, yeah!

[intense music building]

[loud expl*si*n]

[romantic accordion playing]

[whimpers]

Oh, no, no! What are you doing?

It is only logical, since you made

New Karen from Old Karen parts

[all] We are all Karen.

[cackling] We're going to be

stronger than ever, thanks to you.

[New Karen laughs robotically]

[whimpers]

Once again, it's time to run!

[Karens cackling]

[SpongeBob screaming]

[both whimpering]

Oh.

[gasps] Bikini Bottom.

[somber music playing]

Gone.

It's all gone.

Our homes, our lives

Everything.

Yeah, she really messed

up the old place.

Plankton, you caused this.

You you you lied to me.

You were never interested

in getting back with Karen.

And now look what's happened.

You did this! You!

This is all your fault!

No, it's not.

Plankton,

my analysis is complete.

An overthrown sense of self-impertinence,

pre-oscillation with fantasies of power,

disregarding for others,

instability to handle criticism,

cycle-delusion, und

borderline physicality.

Let me put this simply.

Mr. Krabs was right.

You're just a pitiful,

pathetic jerk!

I'll leave now.

[melancholic music playing]

I'm going to be with

my real friends.

- [sobbing]

- Wait, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob?

Don't leave me alone!

Ugh.

[whimpers]

Maybe the kid's right.

Maybe I am a jerk.

[melancholy piano

melody playing]

Well, I've been called A

lot of things in my life

A dope, a ninny, a twit

A pea-brained, lame-brained,

no-brained Know-it-all little pip

An obnoxious

dunce, an old goon

A bone-headed puny buffoon

But no one's ever told

me How much they cared

I thought they

were too stupid

To see the genius Of

this little squirt

But on reflection

Their lack of affection

Is because it turns

out I'm a jerk

Can I go on

ignoring their words

When everything

They're saying is true?

That's why I'm always alone

'Cause I'm a jerk

Wait, but that's me.

That's who I am, baby!

- [dramatic rock music playing]

- I'm a jerk

I'm a jerky-jerk

I don't care what they think

I don't care who I hurt

- [sizzling]

- Yeah!

I'm obnoxious and annoying

I'm toxic, soul destroying

I'm a jerk

I'm a jerky-jerk

- [clang]

- [music stops]

[whimpers] Uh-oh.

[yelps]

Hey, jerk.

Thanks for the new addition.

Hello.

- Huh?

- Let me blast him right now!

- Oh!

- Gotcha cornered.

[Evil Karen laughs]

[inhales deeply]

[sighs]

Alright.

I know when I've lost.

Just give me the

dignity of a blindfold.

Whoops.

[soft whimper] Just a moment.

That's better.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Go ahead. Destroy me already!

With pleasure!

[energy building]

[Karens cackling]

- [zapping]

- [epic music playing]

- [music fades]

- [ice crackling]

[engine revving]

[all whooping]

- [epic music resumes]

- [tires screech]

[SpongeBob] Woo-hoo!

Ah, shrimp! Let's go after him!

- Let him go.

- Why?

Living with his failures will

be worse than death for him.

Besides, there's nothing

left for us here.

Now that our battle

station is complete.

[dramatic music playing]

- Which hemisphere should we invade first?

- Who cares?

As long as I get to

blast, blast, blast!

Huh. That's funny.

I never pictured

death being so windy.

- SpongeBob?

- You're still a jerk.

- But I couldn't just leave you.

- Huh?

Ugh. The Gal Pals. That figures.

Why did you interfere?

- I had her right where I wanted her.

- Dag nab it! We saved your life!

[screaming]

[lively action music playing]

Well, I already faced

death once today.

Bring it on.

Mrs. Puff, you're going

awfully fast. Wanna slow down?

[grunts]

Mrs. Puff, there's a boat.

Mrs. Puff, there's a boat

there! Mrs. Puff, boat!

Mrs. Puff! Mrs. Puff!

Boat, boat, boat!

Mrs. Puff!

[echoing screaming]

[continues screaming]

Oh wait, what is this place?

Oh, wow.

Is this your secret

headquarters?

[gasps] Are you

guys superheroes?

Of course not.

[buzzing]

Woo-hoo!

[Plankton screams]

Welcome to our

underground getaway!

Where there's nothing but

relaxation, conversation

[groans]

and a touch of class.

[kettle whistling]

[all slurping]

Plankton, Plankton! You

gotta try this brown water.

Wow! I love it! [babbling]

Never mind all that, Plankton!

What in tarnation did you

do to our friend Karen?

Yeah, why is she so angry?

And why does she

have four heads?

SpongeBob, help me! Back me up!

Help yourself to some of

this stuff! I love it!

[sighs, yelps]

It is your fault Karen

turned into a monster!

I bet you never even loved her.

That's not true!

- [grumbling]

- SpongeBob, psychoanalyze me.

They gotta hear this.

[babbling, slurping]

Whoa, whoa!

My mind is processing complex

equations and I can see infinity.

[grumbles]

Fine, I'll hypnotize myself!

[babbling]

Karen and I were

totally in love.

[sniffs] Mmm. Smells

like this batch of chum

is just about ready to be served

to the public, Karen-Cakes.

Try some, my little Planky-Poo.

[choking loudly, gulping]

[gasping, retching]

So, how does it taste?

[gulps] Like boiled death!

It's perfect!

[chuckles] Chum fight!

[Karen laughs]

[laughs]

- Oh, you!

- Oh, you!

[Karen] Ah, gotcha!

- [both laughing]

- [Karen] Ooh! Uh-oh!

[Karen sighs]

Oh, I almost forgot.

I got a new computer

part for you today.

And you can install

this upgrade yourself.

[gasps]

Karen, will you marry me?

[gasps]

Oh, yes, Sheldon!

I'd love to be

your computer wife!

[straining] Oh, Karen! You've made

me the happiest copepod in the...

[screaming] Ouch!

[smooching]

What a woman!

So, Karen and I got hitched.

- [romantic rock music playing]

- [smooching]

And it was the beginning of a

beautiful fairy-tale marriage.

[Mrs. Puff] Huh!

"Fairy-tale" is right.

[all] Stop the flashback!

We see Karen for coffee

seven days a week,

and she complains

about you every time.

So, what really

happened tonight?

I had just finished

chasing everyone

out of the Chum Bucket

with a flamethrower when

Karen, please don't do this!

We don't know the consequences!

I don't care!

[Plankton] No, no, no!

- Yah!

- [whimpers, grunts]

Not the empathy chip!

Please put it back!

Take out the snarky

chip! I hate that one!

Gah!

[whimpers]

What?! She removed

her empathy chip?

[all screaming]

Without that chip, she can't

feel anything for anyone.

No wonder our Gal

Pal isn't herself.

[kettle whistling]

Oh, so that's what this is.

I thought it was

a mint. [laughs]

[all groan]

Aha! Give me that!

All I have to do is put

this chip back inside Karen,

and everything goes

back to normal!

Forget the chip! Karen wasn't

happy with the way things were.

If you love her like you

say you do, apologize!

Can you do that?

Can you just say you're sorry?

Of course I can!

- [SpongeBob slurping coffee]

- [Plankton] Ah!

[clears throat] I'm

sh-sh-sh

Ah [clears throat] I'm sha-rah

Hmm? I'm sha sha

Oh, he's hopeless.

If anyone needs an

empathy chip, it's him.

- Almost got it.

- That there's a dandy idea, Pearl!

- What?

- Brace yourself, partner!

Here come the feels!

[grunting in pain]

- I don't feel anything.

- [all groaning]

Oh, now I do.

[babbling softly]

[sitar playing]

Wee!

[mystical flute melody playing]

[gasps]

[Karen] Surprise!

- Welcome to the new Chum Bucket.

- [voices overlapping]

[psychedelic rock playing]

Karen! Your name is Karen!

Aww.

Freeze, mister! No one

steps on my Sheldon.

Oh, yeah!

Oh! Yes, Sheldon. I'd love

to be your computer wife.

And this two-bit bucket will be the

front for my secret headquarters.

Uh-oh.

- Are you even listening to me?

- Of course I'm listening.

- I'd love some coffee.

- [grumbles] You're such a jerk!

No!

I'm gonna do something I should

have done a long time ago.

[squawking]

[Karen] Our evil

alliance is through!

[Karen's voice echoes]

[screaming]

[bird screaming]

Huh?

[bell dinging]

Whoa! [screaming]

Karen, wait!

Karen?

[screaming]

[growling]

[Plankton screaming]

Oh!

Karen!

I love you, Karen!

Karen, wait!

Huh?

[creature barking]

[Karen] I'm gonna stomp

you like a bug, Planky-Poo!

[yelps] Karen, wait!

I love you!

[grunts]

[Karen cackles]

[Plankton] Come back! I'm

[gasps] sorry!

[gasps] I said it!

I gotta find Karen to beg her

forgiveness, tell her I'm sorry,

and win back her love!

Aw, he gets it!

I do get it! I do, I do!

[laughs] I'm coming

for you, baby!

Whoa there, little doggy.

She'll exterminate you on sight.

You're gonna need help from the

[all] Gal Pals!

We gotta get this little love bug to

Karen before she breaches the surface.

Aww! I'm a widdle love bug.

Group hug! Here I come!

Gal Pals! [grunts]

[Sandy] There she is.

[gasps]

[menacing music playing]

This is gonna be totally

harder than I thought.

Okay, ladies, this here is gonna

be our most difficult mission yet.

It'll require extreme

skill and concentration.

There is absolutely zero

room for funny business.

- [SpongeBob laughs]

- [Plankton squeals]

[both humming Hawaiian music]

Hey, knock it off!

Y'all wanna get

caught by Mega-Karen?

This is serious!

[dramatic music playing]

[babbling laughter]

[all] Whoa!

Look! Up there!

Okay, buckle up, y'all!

[playful babbling]

Huh? [chuckles]

[SpongeBob] Whoa!

[humming]

Well, it was fun

while it lasted.

Oh, no! My friend!

Good luck with the mission!

No!

Huh?

Oh! I'm back, baby!

[gulps]

[straining]

Sorry for being nosy!

[both laughing]

Hey. Be quiet.

Yeow!

Booby traps! I hate booby traps!

- Pearl, did you bring the blowtorch?

- Sure did.

[gulping]

[high-pitched whistling]

[groaning]

[Plankton] Ding dong!

Permission to come aboard?

- [cackling]

- Think of it.

This entire battle

station is powered by

- [New Karen] To-to-tomatoes!

- No. Potatoes.

Correcting Potato!

[Smart Karen] People underestimate

the potato's potential.

- [New Karen] Potato!

- Yet one single spud contains

Contains more power

than a nuclear reactor.

Blah, blah, blah.

Nevertheless, it is true.

[New Karen] Potato

Potato Potato!

[Karen over PA] Five

minutes to surface.

Potato! Potato! Potato!

[all] Shut up, New Karen!

- [all gasp]

- [alarm beeping]

It appears we have

intruders. The Gal Pals.

- Blast them!

- Blast, blast, blast!

You got a better idea?

[New Karen] Potato!

[overlapping chatter]

- [Karen] That's enough!

- [powering down]

[Karen] Hydra Karen, separate

and destroy the Gal Pals!

[Hydra Karen] Separating!

[dramatic music playing]

Well, what are you waiting for?

Go get 'em!

I'm gonna blast

me some Gal Pals!

- [robotic laugh]

- [evil laugh]

- [PA] Four minutes to surface.

- [all gasp]

- [Sandy] It's Bikini Bottom.

- [Pearl] But it's all mixed up!

Okay, Gal Pals, let's go!

[all] Stealth mode!

[all grunting]

[both] Stealth skipping,

stealth skipping

[gasps] The Krusty Krab!

[heavenly choir singing]

[babbling happily]

- [Gal Pals] Aah!

- [grunts]

Careful, SpongeBob!

It could be a trap!

- [splat]

- Yeah!

A grease trap! [yelps]

[Plankton] Whoa!

[gasps] Wow, the Krusty

Krab's all topsy-turvy!

I love what Krabs has

done with the place.

Especially all this

blood everywhere.

Huh? Blood!

There's blood all

over the floor!

Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!

Huh. Ketchup?

Huh?

- Huh?

- Patrick!

SpongeBob! [straining]

[Patrick laughs]

[both chuckle]

Oh! Ketchup!

My tummy feels funny.

Oh, I hear your tummy!

Goochie-goo! [blows raspberry]

[laughing]

He's cool. Empathy overload.

We gotta get him to Karen

and save Bikini Bottom!

Huh?

[all screaming]

[SpongeBob and

Patrick scream, grunt]

Hi, guys, look who I found!

Now it's a party!

[Snarky Karen] Oh,

it's a party, alright!

Four Karens, but none

of them are mine!

Wait a minute!

There's my baby. Karen!

I love you!

Destroy them all!

Aw, she remembered

my catchphrase!

SpongeBob, hurry! Get

Plankton up to Karen!

He has to apologize before

we reach the surface!

Okie dokie.

And now, we'll take care of

these counterfeit Karens!

Attack on the count

of three! One

Potato!

Uh-oh.

- Two, three.

- [cackling]

[gasps]

[all grunt]

[all snarling]

[Karens grunt]

[dramatic music playing]

[music slows, distorts]

[music stops]

[music resumes]

Gal Pals, we're

doing "Batter Up."

Batter up!

And here's the pitch!

[screams]

- [grunts]

- [Karens snarling]

[clattering]

[Sandy] Agh!

- [light instrumentals playing]

- [fighting grunts]

[cackling]

[beeping]

Elevator's here.

[fighting grunts continue]

Here we go, Plankton!

Ooh, soft!

We lost him!

Ooh! There he goes!

Sweetie pie!

I'm coming for you! [grunts]

And there he goes again.

I love falling!

- [voice] Two minutes to surface.

- Ooh, soft!

But not Patrick soft!

Hi, Gals!

[grunting] Great seeing you two!

Ooh, I'm falling

again! And I love it!

[Mrs. Puff yelling]

[determined grunting]

[slow-motion screaming]

[Pearl grunts]

[upbeat jazzy music playing]

[coughs, gasps]

You pathetic bottom-feeders!

- [Plankton screaming]

- Agh!

[grunts]

[whimpers, exclaims]

[Plankton] The door!

The door to Karen!

I can do this!

Yee-haw!

End of the line!

[Evil Karen screams]

I can do anything!

- Ah!

- Ah!

I'm doing it!

Whoo!

- [groans]

- [music fades]

[elevator bell dings]

[Plankton] I did it!

[Evil Karen snarling]

[Sandy] Yee-haw!

- [all] Huh?

- [screaming]

[all yelping]

[laughter]

- Nobody can beat the

- [all] Gal Pals!

- [Gal Pals laughing]

- Except me!

[Sandy] I hate

[Gal Pals] Booby traps!

[Plankton] Stop!

- Whoa!

- Back it up, guys!

Look! There's the door!

[humming] Oh, Karen!

[sputtering] Karen?

[sputtering] Destroy!

Big hunk of garbage!

I'll get that secret formula!

Ow! I love you beautiful boys!

Plankton, the empathy chip is burning

out! You better get to Karen! And fast!

Aw, I want the two of you

to go find the engine room

[sputters] I will

destroy you, Krabs!

[sputters] And destroy it

while I go apologize to Karen!

Chum buckets!

I want [sputtering]

another hug!

[murmuring, laughing]

Good luck, my friends!

Good luck to you,

green jellybean man!

[Plankton chuckles]

"This way to engine room."

Oh, what a helpful sign!

[both] Huh? [screaming]

[screaming]

Oh, ice cream!

[both scream]

[Patrick] Oof! Ow!

Patrick, we're here!

Whoa.

Where's here?

The engine room.

[echoing scream]

How are we ever gonna

destroy all this?

SpongeBob!

Look!

[dramatic music plays]

Oh! [gasping]

Spatty!

Whosoever pulleth out this spatula

from this wall is right-wise worthy!

[gasps]

Oh, Spatty! [babbles happily]

I missed you!

I hate to break up this reunion, but

weren't we supposed to be doing something?

You're right. Spatty

Patty!

- Patty!

- [guffawing]

- Let the potato chopping commence!

- Woo-hoo!

[Karen on PA] One

minute to surface.

[menacing music playing]

Karen?

Ooh! It's dark and evil in here!

Dripping pipes.

[chuckles] Nice touch!

[grunts] Huh? [gasps]

[ominous music playing]

Ooh!

There you are, my love!

I've come to apologize.

[Karen] Oh.

It's you.

Well, hello!

Now give me a big, sloppy

kiss and let's tango! [chomps]

[humming tango music]

[Karen] Stand

still, twinkle toes!

How can I stomp you when you're

jitterbugging all over the floor?

Huh?

And I wouldn't blame

you if you did, my dear.

Because I can feel

your pain now.

Sandy put your empathy

chip into my brain!

Oh, I see!

So all this emotion is just

the empathy chip talking!

No, it's not!

Well at first it was, except

[grunting]

[pained groan]

[panting, groaning]

This thing burned out

on the way up here

from an overload of feels.

You shouldn't have

come back, Sheldon.

Frankly, I'm surprised

you made it this far.

Now, run along, little copepod.

I have to get back to

my world domination.

But that was our plan, Karen.

I'm so sorry for not listening

to you all these years.

But from now on, I want us

to do everything together!

[sighs] It's too late.

You can drop the

lovey-dovey act.

[beeping]

[whirring]

I've got what you

really want right here.

The Krabby Patty secret formula.

[Plankton gasps]

[dramatic music playing]

[Karen] Take it and go.

After all these years!

[laughs]

Yes! Finally!

The thing that's gonna help

me take over the world

[grunts]

was right there in front

of me the entire time.

The secret formula

was you!

[gentle music playing]

Me?

So you really do feel my pain?

Yes, I really do.

And that's not all.

I really do love you, Karen.

Between the two of us,

you're the real evil genius.

Huh? Eh

Need a boost?

[gasps]

[chuckles]

[romantic rock music playing]

[smooching]

[Plankton] Yeowch!

What a woman!

Aw, I love you

too, my Planky-Poo.

And I accept your apology.

I always hoped you'd

come around eventually.

So I added this.

[gasps] For me?

Oh, that's so nice!

[horn blaring]

Now let's finally do what we

wanted to do after college.

Let's take over the world!

[both] Together!

[both laugh]

[PA] Surface! Surface! Surface!

[upbeat electronic

music playing]

[kids chattering]

My power is beyond compare

There's nothing you

can do to prepare

No escaping my malware

I will crush you,

I'll destroy you

[rumbling]

Now's the time, I'm

gonna take control

Watch Bikini Bottom blow

[Plankton] I just love a day of

destruction at the beach, don't you?

- Take your final breath away

- [gasps]

Fill the world

with hurt and pain

- Say my name

- Karen

- Say my name

- Karen

[gasping]

I'm the real evil mastermind

I'll rule the world

Through space and time

[people screaming]

- Say my name

- Karen

And Plankton

Oh, Sheldon! You are so evil!

You should be the first one to

push the button. You earned it.

No, you should push the button.

You worked so hard for this.

- You push it.

- No, you push it.

- No, you push it.

- No, you!

[people screaming]

[Karen] No, you!

- Let's push it

- [both] together!

[Karen laughs]

[music distorts]

[both] Huh?

- [Karen] Huh?

- [music distorting]

[loud bang]

[dramatic music playing]

[Karen] What?

I built this battle station

to be 100% foolproof!

[gasps] Yeah, but it's

not SpongeBob-proof.

[French narrator] Eight hundred

kagillion potatoes later

[babbling happily]

That's the last of the potatoes!

[chomping loudly]

Come on, come on!

[energy pulsing, powers down]

Whoo! It worked!

We did it, Patrick!

High five! Woo-hoo! Hooray!

[gulps]

[belching loudly]

[chuckles]

- [Plankton screams]

- [alarm blaring]

Sorry I ruined the plan, Karen.

I'm such a jerk.

Oh, but you're my jerk.

[Plankton giggles]

[romantic rock music playing]

[music fades]

[kids chattering]

[uplifting music playing]

[clams squeaking]

[clarinet squealing

discordantly]

- [whooping]

- [fighting sounds]

- [sobbing]

- [Squidward whimpering]

[fish whooping]

Hmm?

[gasps] Thank Neptune!

Me secret formula!

[SpongeBob] Hey, everybody!

Welcome back

to Bikini Bottom On

the bottom of the ocean

Where every day The

skies are sunny blue

On the ocean floor

It's like it was before

And there's a place

for me and you

[all] In Bikini Bottom On

the bottom of the ocean

Gary!

Woo-hoo!

In Bikini Bottom No

bottom is forgotten

I love my new house made

from a large metallic shoe!

I'm open for business!

The grill is back on!

Come in the Krusty Krab

And get your patty snack on

I'm so hungry, my

stomach could sue me.

I haven't eaten

since spring break!

In Bikini Bottom On

the bottom of the ocean

Every day the skies

are sunny blue

Woo-hoo!

On the ocean floor You'll

find everything and more

And there's a place

for me and you

Hooray, hooray. I'm overjoyed.

Oh-so happy to be employed.

Perch Perkins here,

Bikini Bottom News.

Bikini Bottom has miraculously fallen

back to how it was before the movie.

What are the chances!

In Bikini Bottom On

the bottom of the ocean

Every day the skies

are sunny blue

Woo-hoo!

In Bikini Bottom No

bottom is forgotten

- And there is a place for me and you

- [whimpers]

Oh, thank Neptune!

Huh? What in the world?

Hey, Squidward! I'm your

upstairs neighbor now!

[laughs] Check out these

great new shoes I got.

[laughing]

I wish I never came back.

To Bikini Bottom On

the bottom of the ocean

Where every day The

skies are sunny blue

On the ocean floor You'll

find everything and more

And there's a place

for me and you

[grunts]

Plankton.

[suspenseful music playing]

- [fish] There they are!

- [angry grumbling]

Oh Hey, everybody. [chuckles]

What's new?

We're going to tear you both

to pieces. That's what's new.

[all clamoring]

No! Stop!

Out of the way, boyo.

Why aren't you as

angry as we are?

Hmm.

Well, I guess this old sponge is

just a sucker for a love story.

I'm a sucker for

a love story too.

Aw, I love love stories.

I love a good love story.

[overlapping chatter]

[grumbles] You've

all gone soft on me!

Sure, I got my restaurant

and my formula back.

But not me

[squeals] My money!

I guess I'm just a sucker

for a love story too.

[all] Aww!

[fish] I'm a sucker too!

What a bunch of morons.

Yeah, but they're our morons.

Aww!

[Plankton giggling]

- [upbeat music playing]

- You again?

The movie's over.

- Pack it up.

- [all singing]

[Plankton] Keep

going. Keep going!

Keep going!

Good enough.

And there's a place

for me and you

[upbeat rock music playing]

[music fades]

[rock music playing]

My life's a list of

brilliant schemes

Con jobs and conquests

But don't forget

who calculated

Most of the ideas

No, you didn't

You and me in

our endless sea

What a recipe

For disaster

You and me in

our endless sea

Inseparably ever after

My microscopic mini man

You always make me cross

My macro-sized computer wife

Is perfection not enough?

You must be joking

You and me in

our endless sea

What a recipe

For disaster

You and me in

our endless sea

Inseparably ever after

I only have an eye for you

That's so sweet

It is, isn't it?

I've got a brand-new

Screen saver up for you

That's nice, dear

You didn't even look

You and me in

our endless sea

What a recipe

For disaster

You and me in

our endless sea

Inseparably ever after

[sitar music playing]

[upbeat psychedelic

music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[upbeat rock music playing]

[music fades]