02x07 - Kaguya Wants to Undress Him/Kaguya Wants to Make Him Let Go/Miyuki Shirogane Wants to Make Her Read/Kaguya ♡ Aqu

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"UNDERWEAR!!"

"UNDERWEAR!!" Underwear!

The fabric that conceals private parts is an unexplored region for the opposite sex.

It's a sanctuary one rarely gets to see.

Some people have an underwear fetish.

Just the sight of this material is gratifying for them.

Hey, Ishigami!

Please save that kind of thing for when you get back home!

What were you about to do, Ishigami?

You've got the wrong idea!

The P.E. teacher made me put stuff away after class, so I didn't have time to change.

That makes sense.

I'm sorry for suspecting you of doing something inappropriate.

You should be.

But...

I see.

"SMIRK SMIRK" So, you're a briefs man, Ishigami.

Pervert.

That comeback lacked bite!

Weak tea!

Where'd you put your usual verbal switchblade, huh?

What's wrong with wearing briefs?

I like how they keep me nice and snug!

"SMIRK SMIRK" It's not like I'm mocking you,

"SMIRK SMIRK" but if you want to be snug as a bug, boxer briefs would do you fine.

"SMIRK SMIRK" Here we go! Another boxer supremacist!

You girls think boxer briefs are sexy because they showcase a guy's rear end!

But any dude who'd wear flimsy underpants to impress girls is a flimsy human being!

"PERSONAL OPINION" But any dude who'd wear flimsy underpants to impress girls is a flimsy human being!

Are you listening?

All guys who wear boxer briefs are man whores!

These underpants make them man whores!

What's a "man whore"?

Okay, Siri. Search "meaning of man whore."

People who wear boxer briefs are...

"KAGUYA WANTS TO UNDRESS HIM"

President is pretty popular with girls. It wouldn't be surprising

if he had that kind of physical relationship with some of them, unbeknownst to me.

I don't believe he's immoral like that...

...but I'd like to confirm it!

I have to get a glance at President's underpants!

If I spill tea on his slacks...

I'm sorry!

Take your slacks off. I'll dry them for you.

Yay! I saw his underpants!

I'm just a pervert!

No, it's not like I have some prurient desire to see his underwear!

Maybe I should just ask him outright.

It seems like I'm perverted because I was trying to come up with a strategy.

But apparently, people even exchange presents of underwear these days.

If I ask him nonchalantly, he'll probably answer without blinking an eye.

"BREWING TEA"

"BREWING TEA" Nonchalantly.

Naturally.

Have some tea.

Thank you.

What kind of tea do you like, President?

Darjeeling or uva.

I see. So you like refreshing things?

Incidentally, what kind of underwear do you prefer?

Oh, what kind of underwear?

Well, let me think.

Underwear that's too simple bores me.

Something that's kind of colorful is more my style.

Underwear?

What is this about?

I've heard of this.

When a couple is especially close, the male requests particular panties!

"REQUESTING PANTIES" Shirogane misinterpreted.

What'll happen if I answer her? Would she wear them?

Shinomiya, would you wear the lacy black panties I like?

And then what? Would she tell me?

I'm wearing your favorite pair today, President.

No.

I've got to think this through.

The crux of the matter isn't whether I like black panties or not.

It's making a request for panties that doesn't sound creepy!

If I just blurt out here that I like black panties...

How dirty.

It's normal! Comparatively average and wholesome!

In that case, I should choose something that's comfortable for women, with a lot of fabric!

"NOT A CREEPY ANSWER!!" "WARM AND LOOSE" Panties like this!

They're not sexy at all,

but having Shinomiya wear any panties that I choose is hot!

Good question.

I don't know what they're called, but...

...they have a lot of material, are thin, and tight-fitting like pants.

They have a lot of material, are thin, and tight-fitting like pants.

Tight-fitting...

"THEY'RE BOXER (PLAYBOY) BRIEFS!" They're boxer briefs!

Hello.

P-President is a man whore!

Even though I had faith in him! How could he do this?

No, Shinomiya!

That was just a joke!

The truth is I like black panties!

J-Just when I thought he might be a decent person...

Animal.

I-It's not what you're thinking, Iino!

I-I'm not wearing black panties!

So don't att*ck me!

I would never att*ck you!

Today's battle result...

"SHIROGANE (A BOXER MAN) LOSES" Shirogane loses.

"He quit wearing briefs that very same day"

"He quit wearing briefs that very same day" "That'll be , yen, please"

President, I'm sorry for my weird accusation the other day.

"KAGUYA WANTS TO MAKE HIM LET GO" President, I'm sorry for my weird accusation the other day.

"KAGUYA WANTS TO MAKE HIM LET GO" There's no need to apologize again.

I knew it had to be based on some misunderstanding.

Don't let me off the hook that easily.

You always seem so tired.

So let me make it up to you.

"FLASH"

Please allow me to give you a hand massage.

A massage?

A hand massage!

The World Health Organization defines it as a therapeutic method

in which therapists stimulate acupuncture and reflex points.

It has an effect on every part of the human body.

However...

Kaguya doesn't have his health in mind.

A way to stop men from cheating?

Whatever President does and whom he does it with, it wouldn't be cheating.

But men instinctively want to have sex with multiple women.

Se...

"Scientifically speaking about hormones" Still, there are hormones that can suppress such desires.

That's what I'm talking about!

How do I get him to secrete that?

Quite a bit is produced after having sex.

Se...

If the only way to keep him from having se... is by making him have se... What's the point?

You should have "se" with him, Lady Kaguya.

I most certainly will not! And don't imitate me!

Anyway, I hate dirty stuff!

Then, why don't you give him a massage?

Physical contact encourages the secretion of prevent-men-from-cheating hormones,

and a virtuous cycle is produced with more love hormones synthesized. In other words...

...positive feedback!

"THE FORMATION OF LOVE"

"THE FORMATION OF LOVE" It's a clever plan that serves as an apology for her abusive language,

"THE FORMATION OF LOVE" keeps Shirogane from cheating, and even acquires his love.

Is she plotting something?

But...

...if I get to touch Shinomiya's hands...

All right.

"SQUEEZE"

Her hands are so soft and small.

This is...

...really...

...pain...

painful!

Are you trying to punch holes?

"s*ab"

Huge amounts of stress hormones, such as beta-endorphins and cortisol,

are being secreted in Shirogane's brain!

His body is emitting danger signals! On the other hand...

President has such big hands.

And they're warm. I kind of feel...

Large amounts of oxytocin and vasopressin are being secreted in Kaguya's brain.

An endless stream of love gushes forth from her mind.

What is this feeling?

It feels so good, I wish this moment lasted forever.

Get it over with already!

I like this.

Maybe most kids have given their parents a shoulder massage,

but I've never had the chance to do anything like that, so...

Shinomiya...

I see.

She's never done anything as common as that.

From now on, I'll help her learn various--

She's k*lling me!

It must've been some misunderstanding the other day.

I can't believe those two are...

"STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM"

I'll do your back next.

--No, no! --Hello...

I'll make you feel even better.

Go on, take off your belt.

W-Wait, Shinomiya!

Don't be like that. Let me do it.

No, if I feel any better than this, I'll die!

Iino...

In the sacred student council room...

No... Animals!

Would you like to join us, Iino?

I'm a novice, so...

I would only get in your way!

Today's battle result...

"SHIROGANE WINS (HIS SHOULDERS ARE MUCH LOOSER NOW)" Shirogane wins.

"SPIN SPIN" "It was painful, but she definitely has talent"

"SPIN SPIN" "It was painful, but she definitely has talent" My shoulders feel light...

What's wrong, Kei?

Did something happen at school?

No!

I can't stop crying over this manga!

"I'LL GO WITH SWEET TODAY" I can't stop crying over this manga!

"MIYUKI SHIROGANE WANTS TO MAKE HER READ" Oh, just manga.

"MIYUKI SHIROGANE WANTS TO MAKE HER READ" Instead of looking down on me, you should read it for yourself!

Bet you anything you'll cry, too!

Yeah, right.

I'm a second-year high school student. As if I'd cry over manga...

There, you see? It's a real tearjerker!

Dummy! I can't turn off the waterworks!

It makes you want to fall in love, right?

I totally want to fall in love!

That made me want to be in love so much

that I might slip up and confess my feelings to Shinomiya tomorrow!

That's it!

Throb! I want to fall in love, too!

Go out with me, President! Let's have a shojo manga-like romance!

It'll work!

You read this kind of stuff, too, President?

Yeah.

I read it on my little sister's recommendation,

and it was so moving that it made me cry.

Well, I read my share of manga,

so I can usually predict the plot twists.

It's so boring when I realize they're setting up a weepy scene.

Here we go. The tearful development.

Cheap trick.

This leaves me cold. They're practically begging you to cry.

Obvious...

"DRIP DRIP" Even though it's so obvious,

"DRIP DRIP" they got me!

There, you see? It's a tearjerker!

I can't stop crying!

It makes you want to fall in love, right?

I wanna fall hopelessly in love!

But where can I find someone?

I smelled love talk coming from here!

"GLANCE GLANCE"

"GLANCE GLANCE" Who is it? Who is it? Who's in the throes of love?

No one is.

We were just talking about this manga.

"Go Sweet"!

Just looking at the cover gets me teary-eyed!

Isn't it great?

I'm so into it that I bought a digital copy of the whole series!

Maybe I'll get the whole series, too.

Is it that interesting?

It's one of the best series I've ever read!

Well, if we're just going by the tearjerker element,

I have to admit it's one of the best I've read in years.

Ishigami, do I know you?

You could call me "a manga columnist."

She took the bait! Just as planned!

The recommendation solicitation plan!

It's embarrassing for a boy to admit he reads shojo manga.

But if everyone recommends it,

eventually word of mouth will reach the target, Kaguya.

With this roundabout strategy, he can maintain his position

of "Yeah, it's not bad" and "I figured you guys would like this,"

while getting Kaguya to read this manga

that tugs on the heartstrings.

You should read it, too, Kaguya!

No, thanks anyway.

I'm not into manga.

Shinomiya, consider it as studying.

--I don't think reading one manga series in your life would be a bad idea.

--Exactly! --I don't think reading one manga series in your life would be a bad idea.

What's the story about?

"I can't trust anyone anymore" The main character is a girl who doesn't trust anyone.

Then, a boy with a nasty mouth transfers to her school.

"Hey, let me carry that bag for you" Then, a boy with a nasty mouth transfers to her school.

But it turns out the boy has a terminal illness, and he dies near the end!

Don't blab!

You never blurt out spoilers like that!

--Silence this spoiler girl!

--I'm sorry! It just slipped out! --Silence this spoiler girl!

--I'm sorry! It just slipped out! --Roger!

Pipe down!

Not another word!

"STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM"

It doesn't sound the least bit interesting to me.

Well, with this kind of thing, it's how the story builds up.

An anorexic girl who doesn't trust anyone...

...makes friends for the first time and experiences human warmth.

That's right! Near the beginning!

Ever since her parents tried to poison her,

all she eats is canned food.

Yeah, that's right. In the middle.

Those flashback scenes with her surviving on crackers and diet supplements are heartbreaking!

But the curry her boyfriend makes for her right before he dies...

Timidly, she takes a bite.

And then, she says...

--"It's sweet!" --"It's sweet!"

That last chapter had me bawling!

Wasn't it great?

It's not fair that the curry didn't appear until the very end!

I know, right?

"GROWL GROWL"

"GROWL GROWL" "BANG"

"GROWL GROWL"

I have no idea what they're saying.

Fujiwara!

I came to rescue you.

Today's battle result...

--Shirogane, Ishigami, and Fujiwara lose.

--This is what happens at the end? --Shirogane, Ishigami, and Fujiwara lose.

--This is what happens at the end? --And Miko loses, too.

"SNIFF SNIFF"

"SNIFF SNIFF" "Aaah! I want to fall in love like this, too!"

This is Shuchiin Academy, a prestigious educational institution.

My name is Kaguya Shinomiya, and I'm an ordinary girl.

I'm the vice president of the student council, but...

Ow...

Shinomiya...

Are you hurt?

I had a feeling you were about to show up,

and sure enough...

What does that mean?

Pudding.

A snack from the principal himself.

Shall we enjoy it together?

You have a weakness for pudding, don't you?

My heart is b*ating so fast that I can't even look them in the eye!

"CONFESSION" My heart is b*ating so fast that I can't even look them in the eye!

"KAGUYA-SAMA: LOVE IS w*r SYNDROME"

The handsome and brilliant student council president had a crush on Kaguya,

so he forced her to join the student council.

"MIYUKI SHIROGANE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT" "Adored by the student body. Always cool and collected, but enigmatic."

Both of the quirky and good-looking members are interested in Kaguya,

but she's becoming more and more fond of President!

"A computer geek with a supposedly dark past..." but she's becoming more and more fond of President!

Kaguya uses all kinds of mischievous romantic techniques

to get the boy she loves to ask her out!

What should I do?

President looks more handsome than ever today!

In fact, so does Ishigami!

This doesn't make sense!

Shojo manga brain.

A strange mood pervades the student council. And the cause is this shojo manga.

"I'LL GO WITH SWEET TODAY" A strange mood pervades the student council. And the cause is this shojo manga.

As a result,

the longing to fall in love has clumped together in the student council room.

It's an outbreak of shojo manga brain syndrome.

Even the narrator has gone goofy!

I have to do something to get things back to normal here!

I've got it!

Oh, there's an envelope in the box.

A pair of tickets to an aquarium?

Are they from the principal?

I love aquariums!

There are a lot of animals, and it's so romantic!

But...

There are only two tickets.

I slipped them in there!

I'm sure President wants to go with me.

Certainly, two boys wouldn't go to the aquarium together.

--Ishigami is scared of me,

--Two tickets... --Ishigami is scared of me,

so there's no way he'd want to go together.

Then, shall we go together, Shinomiya?

After you helped me study, I owe you a debt of gratitude.

I know quite a bit about fish, so I could use this opportunity to teach you.

My teaching techniques...

...are awesome.

Thump!

The first time he's looked me in the eyes, and it has to be now? It's not fair!

Not so fast, Ishigami.

Maybe fish are your specialty. However...

...no one knows more about penguins than me.

Thump!

You like penguins?

Yeah.

I go so often that I remember their keepers' names.

I'll tell you the romance of these birds that cannot fly.

From A to Z.

Thump!

Shinomiya...

Shinomiya...

Whom do you choose, me or Ishigami?

Jeez...

I'm drowning...

...in their feelings.

Move it!

I'm as strong as Yokozuna, right?

I went to see sumo wrestling yesterday.

You should've seen the upward strike!

And when one guy was dancing around the ring, his opponent went whap!

"WHAP" And when one guy was dancing around the ring, his opponent went whap!

Sorry, I don't know anything about sumo.

You should, it's great!

Pudding!

Can I have one? Can I?

--Go ahead. --President hid the tickets.

Because he doesn't want Miss Fujiwara to know about it?

He hasn't given up on going to the aquarium with me yet.

Jeez!

If he does that, I'm going to get my hopes up!

Shinomiya...

Your face is red.

Do you feel under the weather?

His face is too close!

If you don't feel well, maybe you should go to the infirmary.

Jeez! Why are you so nice to me today?

Do you have a fever?

I'll take her to the infirmary.

Don't bother.

Please stay here and eat your pudding, President.

No, I'll go.

No, I will.

--I will. --I will.

Stop it already!

Your passion is even affecting me.

I'm melting like the pudding.

Urp!

I'm done with the pudding, so I'll take you to the infirmary.

No, I'm perfectly fine.

Really?

I don't have a fever.

Let's go, Shinomiya.

The school nurse doesn't charge.

President!

Shinomiya...

Wanna go to the aquarium?

No. I don't have to go.

After all...

...for me, this place is an aquarium.

She turned me down?

I don't really understand her reason for saying no!

Today's battle result...

"REASON FOR LOSING: THIS IS AN AQUARIUM." Shirogane loses.

"KAGUYA < AQUARIUM" I thought two men coming here together would just be sad,

"KAGUYA < AQUARIUM" but it's actually pretty fun, huh?