01x06 - Tumble Sleep Eat Repeat

[bunniefuu]

Whoa.
This is wild.

Nope, this is "Wipeout."
Oh.

The Big Balls are back,
America.

I’m Nicole Byer.

And I’m John Cena.

We’ll be your guides
as we reintroduce you

to the most insane
competition show known to man.

She got hit hard.

That’s the game of "Wipeout."

Banzai!

Of the $25,000 grand prize.

The courses are crazier.

Whoo!
Yes!

The contestants are bendier.

That one’s gotta hurt.

And the hosts are sexier.

This body doesn’t
happen overnight.

It also doesn’t happen by
taking shirtless selfies

in the gym mirror
for 45 minutes.

Welcome back, America,
to "Wipeout."

Hello, hi, and howdy,
everybody.

"Wipeout" is back again.
I’m John Cena.

And I’m Nicole Byer.
Grab a plate,

because tonight, we’re serving
unlimited trips

to the Big Ball buffet.

Feast on the finest freerange
falls and prime cut wipeouts,

flamebroiled to perfection.

John, you hungry?

I haven’t eaten
a single thing in six days.

Why?
I got to be in tiptop shape

to call tonight’s Wipeout Zone,

when our top teams square off
for $25,000.

Ten teams face
the Qualifier today,

a fivepart
obstacle course behemoth.

First up, players need to
cross a dangerous studio

ballsy dance floor
at the Spanker Planks.

Then get physical
with our ’80s trainers,

clearing springloaded bars
in the Tosser Tumbler.

Next up, a "Wipeout"
classicthe Big Balls.

Make it across and grab
Smallsy for a $250 bonus.

After that,
it’s the Body Blender.

Jump the hurdles or get cut
down in the process.

Finally, the players end
with the swinging

and swaying Jigglelator,

before a final leap
to the finish platform.

The six fastest teams
to finish the Qualifier

make it through
to the next round.

Hey John, if you’re hungry,

I might have some fruit chews
in there.

And we can’t start
this massive main course

without first talking to our
very own grill master,

Camille Kostek.

So I don’t see
any fruit chews,

but there’s some Tic Tacs
in a weird package.

Ooh, yeah.
Okay.

Those aren’t Tic Tacs.
Camille?

Thanks, Nicole and John.

Our competitors
are just champing at the bit

to get this course underway.
Let’s get things started.

Hut, hut, hut!

Banzai!

Ah!
Invaders!

Nah, these are
roleplaying LARPers.

They dress up in costumes
and pretend to fight.

Isn’t that what
you do in the ring?

Ooh, are you a LARPer?
No, it’s different.

’Causewell, James
and Mitchell can explain.

I’m Bane.
And I am Hachimon Nokami.

And we are...
LARPers!

Ha!

We got into LARPing because

this is the funnest way
to get out there

and spend time
with your friends.

If there’s one thing
I’ve learned in my six years

in this hobby,
it’s how to completely eat it

and look good while doing it.

But we’re gonna make it
look better

than anyone on this show
ever has or will.

There are very few people

that have an ego larger
than this man.

I’m one of them.

Ah, the Horn of Gondor.

Whoa.
That is already wet.

And our mighty LARPer
warriors

descend into the b*ttlefield.

I wonder if their
LARPing skills

are helping them
through this course.

Come on, man.
On your feet.

James.
News from the front.

They’re faltering.
Motivate your army.

Act like you’re not too fat.

I mean, sounded better
in "The Art of w*r."

But Mitch,
this is what you train for.

Mount up and cry havoc.

Oh.

What is James
roleplaying as?

A 12th Century jerk?

LARPer James running like
he needs to delete

his internet search history
before his family finds out.

Wah!
But Disco Smallsy

is still the webmaster
of this domain.

Hey, pal, no weapons allowed.
And change your boots.

That’s a lot of extra armor
for this course, I’m impressed.

Considering they’re now
wearing about 40 pounds

of waterlogged cardboard,
that is impressive.

LARPer Mitchell enters
the ultimate

last standthe Jigglelator.

If he fails here,
his kingdom is lost.

Whoa!
A kingdom spent

in the entirety
of his mom’s basement.

Come on.
You’re almost there.

You cannot deny
the Viking spirit

flowing in the veins
of this battletested...

Come on, come on.
Cardiolite conqueror.

Off to nerd Valhalla
with this Viking,

where the energy drinks flow
like might rivers

and the WiFi
is always at full strength.

Warriors of a feather drown
together.

I’m always late.
But I always show up.

I’ve got you, man.

LARPers gotta stick
together,

because I would feel
more comfortable

knowing where they both
are at all times.

Well, only time will tell

if LARPe Diem’s
8 minutes and 54 seconds

is good enough
for the Gauntlet.

Whoo!
This battle is over.

But the w*r is just starting.
Who’s next?

One ball, two ball.
Red ball, blue ball.

JQ here works
on children’s books,

while his wife Latoya vlogs
about haircare.

Ah, Father Goose
and Dr. Mousse.

That reminds me of my favorite
bedtime nursery rhyme.

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Hold on a second.
I’m paying?

Yeah.
You really need to start

reading those contracts
before you just sign them.

Okay, who’s up next?
Hustle, sleep,

eat, repeat.
Hustle, sleep, eat, repeat.

You’ll never guess what
this team is called.

Hustle, sleep.

Eat, sleep.
Nope, that’s not it.

Eh, close.

I think it’s justno,
it’s just hustle,

sleep, repeat, I think.
Come on, Camille.

You can’t hustle
on an empty stomach.

Andrea and Simon speak
things into the universe

to will it to happen.
Ooh, let me try it.

I want new doors
to open for me.

I want to learn new moves
in the gym.

I want to stop
causing friction with others.

With Hustle, Sleep, Eat,
Repeat’s Andrea

up at the Jigglelator,
I know what I really want.

It’s already slippery.
It doesn’t need more.

Let’s go, Drea.

I want not to pay these
winners out of my own pocket.

They make you sign
so many things

when you host stuff, Nicole.
I can’t read it all.

But, with a final time
of 6 minutes and 34 seconds,

that might be enough
to manifest

a Gauntlet appearance from
Hustle, Sleep, Eat, Repeat.

Okay, cheapskate.

These next runners might help
you worm out of that contract.

Wiggle like a worm.
Wiggle, wiggle.

Maybe, because
Worm Farmers Drew and Andre

are big into
all things slithery and slimy.

Whoa!

Well, someone has
to date Scott Disick.

The worms are not proud.

Laugh now, but this is what
causes the movie "Tremors"

to become real life.

Let’s get an even closer
look at these worm farmers.

Hi.

I’m loving
the matching outfits.

Thank you.
What are you, farmers?

Urban farmers.
Urban farmers.

We brought some friends.

A few for you.

What are you guys doing?

So, this is Dan,
Latrice, Doug, Nick.

No. You didn’t do that.
You didn’t name them.

Will, Eric, Carter,
Jan, and Dennis.

So, you’re worm farmers.

Yeah.
Oh, yeah.

They like you.

One is literally pooping
on my hand right now.

Aww.
I think that’s leftover food.

Oh, God.
You got this.

Worm Farmer Drew wriggles
into the Body Blender.

Ah!

She did not have that.

Worms in a blender?

That sounds like a straight
to Redbox sequel

of "Snakes on a Plane."

And just like all Redbox
films,

you’ve never heard
of them before.

But Samuel L. Jackson is
somehow still starring in it.

These Worm Farmers
synchronized their game plan

in the Jigglelator,
wiggleforwiggle.

And landing at this obstacle
at about six minutes in

makes this team both
the early birds and the worms.

But the Jigglelator dissects
these two like it

was high school biology class.

And these human centipedes

finally crawl
through this course.

Wiggling in
to the finish line.

The Worm Farmers
set the pace

so far with a final time
of 6 minutes and 41 seconds.

Nicole,
I don’t want to be rude,

but these Tic Tacs
aren’t very minty.

Oh, you ate all them.
I did.

Well...

Want to go watch
"Fried Green Tomatoes"?

Yes, I do.
Then we can watch "Beaches."

I’ll do it.
Have you ever seen "Beaches"?

So long ago.
It’s better than therapy.

Mm.
Fair.

We have plenty
more Qualifier to go.

With $25,000 on the line,

who will lead the pack
into the Gauntlet?

Who will just wipe out?

That’s when I flew
off a motorcycle.

What?

Yeah, I flew off a motorcycle
twice last year.

Were you driving
or passenger?

Driving.
Not well.

"Wipeout" is back.

How’s the meal prep
for the Wipeout Zone going?

Well, I’m on to goop now.

I’m gonna be fit as a fiddle
when the Zone happens.

Well, we’re only
halfway through

the Qualifier right now,

so there’s plenty of time
for you to hit that swole goal.

Let’s head back down
to the course.

At the Big Balls,
we join Monet, who,

along with her partner,
Taylor,

are nail and beauty stylists.

Our techs
will be with you shortly.

Just grab a gossip magazine
and relax.

Do it for Neil!
Oh, did you read that

John Cena paints on his abs?

All rightoh,.
Ooh.

And try the water.
There’s cucumber in it.

People don’t just roll out
of bed looking beautiful.

As you can see,
beauty regiments take a lot

of effort and hard work.
But it’s worth it.

These nails look amazing.
I’ll be back next week.

Keep going, keep going,
keep going.

That’s what I say to the guy
putting guac on my burrito.

I can’t waste all my energy
cheering for you.

That’s also what I said
to the guy

putting guac on my burrito.

We cut to the quick
with these two,

but Camille found
out more earlier.

I didn’t sleep
very well last night,

trying to replicate "Wipeout"
obstacle courses on my nails.

Come on.

I’m running across the beam

and I’m bouncing off
of the Big Balls.

And now, knock me out.
Okay, I’m gonna

knock you out, you ready?
All right, yep.

I wipe out.

We’re jumping through
the rings.

Interviewing with Camille
at the end.

Oh, my God!

Are you happy
you signed up for this?

Not at all.
Not at all.

That reminds me, can you make
me an appointment for my nails?

Ah, yeah.

Nothing better
than a strip mall Saturday.

Get your nails, taxes,

and CBD shopping done
within steps of one another.

Then finish it off with some

Boba!

She’s more into that drink
than you realize.

Boba Sweat Pamela
and her partner Justin

are obsessed
with just two things

rock climbing and boba tea.
Boba Sweat Justin

now up to about the biggest
boba balls he’s ever seen.

Whoa.
Ooh.

Just sent sailing
over the balls.

It’s all right!

Justin was thirstier
for those balls

more than a Harry Styles
stan Instagram account.

Here we go.

Pamela making it over
to the Jigglelator.

First hurdle, no issue.

Let’s go, Pam.
You think she has a frequent

customer card
at her boba place?

She’d be crazy not to.
Go, Pam.

If not,
there was her first stamp.

Five more,
and the next wipeout is free.

Let’s go.
Well, with that,

Boba Sweat
potentially on the bubble

clocking in at 8 minutes,
13 seconds.

I’m gonna need another round
of something.

Who’s next?

Well, we have Alyssa
and Harry,

selfproclaimed Green Hippies.

That’s a nice way of saying
they don’t shower, John.

John, as you know,

ecoconservation
is a topic near to my heart.

Since when?
Since I found out

Jake Gyllenhaal
is also ecofriendly,

and I want to be
ecofriendly with him.

But picture it, John.

With our current messy
Wipeout habitsthe Big Balls,

the Body Blender, penguins,

stuffed crust pizza

all gone by 2040,
unless something changes.

I had no idea
how out of shape I was.

So is the health
of the course, Harry.

Simple donate today and feel
better about yourself.

Not just for your wipeouts,
but your kids’ wipeouts.

And pizzas.

I’ve got my Venmo deets
around here somewhere.

Okay.

And you already used it
with your vitamin company.

Ugh.
Fine.

Let’s move on, then.

We join Surfer Maddie here
at the Spanker Planks.

Surfers need to be light
on their boards,

and we’re seeing that here.

Ah!
Ooh.

Yeah.
Say hello to Surf Sibs

Maddie and Zach.

A duo who’s never met a wave
they couldn’t crush

and a wetsuit
they couldn’t pee in.

I’m Maddie.
And I’m Zach.

We are the Surf Siblings.

Whoohoo!

I love surfing
with my brother.

He’s my partner in crime.

Always down to go out there
and catch some waves.

We wipe out all the time.

Surfing has got us in
perfect shape to do "Wipeout."

When we win the 25,000,
we’re going to the...

North Shore.
Baby!

Whoohoo.

Zach now screaming up
to the Big Balls.

Whoa.
Just gets point broken.

Keanu here does Johnny Utah
dirty on our big kahunas.

One final wave for Zach,
at the Jigglelator, now.

You know, John, your body
reminds me a surfboard.

Smooth and waxed?
No.

Oddlyshaped and hard
to fit in a car.

Well, thank you.
But, at seven minutes in now,

Surf Sibs right on the cusp
of not advancing.

Zach just needs to line up
this one final jump.

These two almost shark bait,

just barely slipping
into the next round.

Ooh.
Totally gnarly.

At the end of the Qualifier,

here’s who’s moving on
to the Gauntlet:

Green Hippies,
Hustle, Sleep, Eat, Repeat,

the Worm Farmers,
Boba Sweat,

LARPe Diem,
and the Surf Siblings.

It only gets more intense
from here, as the teams clash

headtohead
in the expl*sive Gauntlet.

Am I really the only person
who remembers the ’80s?

At your age, you should happy
that you remember anything.

I’m barely in my 40s.
Bless his old little heart.

I whispered that.
Did you hear it?

Yeah.

’Cause old people
can’t really hear.

That’s up.

Welcome back
to "Wipeout," America.

Six teams scorched their way
through the Qualifier.

But the heat
gets really cranked

on our
next coursethe Gauntlet.

I’m sorry.
Can I help you?

Sorry, Nicole.
I’m doing protein powder now.

You gotta mix it up,
or it sticks to the bottom.

How do I look?
Honestly,

exactly the same
as when we started.

Damn it!
I got to get cut.

Well, before we get
into the Zone,

we have our own cuts to make,

as we slice the field
from six teams to two.

The Gauntlet will be done
in two heats.

Each heat, three teams
competing at the same time

will be practically
climbing over one another,

starting at the CarousHell.

Then it’s a footrace through
the disgusting mud pits

and slippery slopes
of the Messy Mile.

And finally,
the Pummel Pool,

where the choice between
the revolving French fries

and the giant
spinning lollipop

could make or break it all.

The first team to have both
members cross the finish line

moves on to the Wipeout Zone.

You’re going first.
You got it.

I’m going first?
Yes, you’re going first.

No, you’re going first,
I thought.

No, you are.
No, you are.

Lots of jitters here
before paddling out

from Surf Sibs Maddie and
Zach, who are wearing orange.

We’ve also got Boba Sweat
Justin and Pam, sporting blue,

and Hustle, Sleep, Eat,
Repeat Andrea and Simon,

hoping to make some green,
in some green.

Are you guys ready?
- Yeah!

On my count.
Three, two, one.

Heat one Gauntlet
is off and running.

Who’s first?
Surf Sib Zach.

Whoa!
No, mistimed it.

You got it, girl.
Surf Sib Maddie.

Ah!

Here we go.
Boba Sweat Pamela gonna go.

Ah!
Oh.

Sinks to the bottom of a cup
just like a boba ball.

Boba Sweat Justin
pushes off.

Grabs it, yes.
Drinking it in.

He’s the first person
past the propeller.

Hustle, Sleep, Eat, Repeat
Simon is next in line.

Looks like he’s gonna eat
right into

Boba Sweat’s early lead.

To the swing section,
Boba Sweat Justin.

Ooh.
Gut sh*t.

Oh.
Almost, but he’s through.

Boba!
And just like that,

past the CarousHell.

We’ve got Hustle, Sleep, Eat,
Repeat Simon moving along.

Yes.
Almost overshoots it,

but he’s on.
Now, his fellow Hustler.

Aah!
Got to wonder

if she’s rethinking
this whole hustler strategy.

It’s okay.
Take your time, Drea.

Don’t get too tired.
What’s wrong with Hustlers?

That movie was too short.

J.Lo’s a national treasure,
John.

Surf Sib Zach hanging
a sensitive two

across that propeller.

Got to play through that,
though.

Toughs it out.
Moves forward.

Nice.
Gonna go for the ring.

A lot of runners opt for this
over the other grab points.

As you can see, handholds
are incredibly important,

especially with that swinging.
But, look out.

Whoo! Knocked the shoe
right off of him.

The course
just yeets that shoe.

Back up top.

Surf Sibling Maddie
makes the grab.

These two barely made the cut
in the Qualifier,

but are showing
some real determination here.

Good job.

So proud of you.
Aww.

That’s wonderful, you
just feel the sibling love.

I wonder why my sister and I

never decided
to learn how to surf.

Aah!
Oh, right.

I feel like "Blue Crush"
left this part out.

Proud of you.

Back again at the start.

That’s Boba Sweat’s
Pamela moving.

Atta girl.
Stay low, stay low.

There you go.
Nice.

And nothing but toasts
from Justin.

There you go.
Nice, Pam.

Good.
Brace your core.

Brace your core.
Boba!

Had the same reaction

after season two
of "The Mandalorian."

There you go, blue.
Let’s do it, boba!

What’s up, what’s up.
What’s up, what’s up.

Boba time, boba time.
Justin and Pamela

taking the lead
with that boba power.

Plenty of competition,
though.

Hustle, Sleep,
Eat, Repeat Andrea

now the final runner
to pass the propeller.

Okay, Drea, so you’re gonna
want to grab the pink circle.

It has the most grip.

Wonderful mansplain there.

Ugh.
Why do guys do that?

Actually, Nicole, teams
that keep up the chatter

can avoid
timecosting mistakes.

The major mistake
you’ve made, John,

is assuming
I’m listening when you talk.

Now, two teams spin past
the CarousHell.

Here at the Messy Mile,
Boba Sweat

looking to put some distance
between themselves

and Hustle, Sleep,
Eat, Repeat.

All right, all right,
all right.

Pam going full McConaughey
out there.

But it’s all hustle,
no brakes for this team

in order to catch Boba Sweat.
Andrea up at the zip line.

Oh!
Eats it.

Must be time to repeat now.

Back up front
with our frontrunners.

Boba Sweat being offered
unlimited refills

by Mount Wipeout.

Let’s go.
Let’s go.

We know these two are also
big into rock climbing,

which is paying off
incredible dividends here.

Boba!
The finish line

is in sight for this team.

Still, we cannot forget about
Hustle, Sleep, Eat, Repeat.

Come on.

Boba Sweat Justin.

He’s on to the next.

These guys eat balls
for breakfast.

I’m being literal, John,

so I can’t get in trouble
for that one.

Come on.
Keep going.

Simon and Andrea
are scaling Mount Wipeout.

Hustle, Sleep, Eat, Repeat

within ball’s reach
of Boba Sweat...

from last place
in the CarousHall

to neckandneck
with our frontrunners.

Yes, these two teams are right
on top of one another.

One.
Hustler Andrea.

Down, down, down, down, down.

She’s jumped.
But no.

Cannot connect.

Let’s check back
with the Surf Siblings,

still at the CarousHell.

Oh!
Oh, no.

The body is just simply
not meant to do that.

No.

Don’t know
what’s more endless,

their summer or their time
in the CarousHell.

If these two are still
hoping to go to

the North Shore, they better
be good at couchsurfing,

because
they’re very far behind.

Back to the action
at the Pummel Pool.

Boba Pamela looking
between the dizzying lollipop,

but opts for the precision
of the spinning fries.

Aah!
The bottom drops out,

much like the market for boba
places in about five years.

Boba Justin
wants that lollipop.

All that sugar,
you’re gonna crash harder

than a monthold
Reddit stock pick.

Oh!
So many treats leaves Justin

with a headache
and a shoulder ache

and, well,
whatever else you got.

Simon, however,
looking to go.

Here he is!
Simon hustles.

And yes,
he’s the first across.

Simon’s in.

But will Pamela pop their
bubble with the lollipop?

Oh!
Almost, almost.

For someone drinking
nonstop sugar,

you’d think her hands
would be stickier.

Drea, you got it.

Andrea continuing to push
forward through the pool.

There she is.
Love to see it!

Okay, go to the middle.

Meanwhile,
Justin not waiting

for these two
to figure it out.

Boba marching to the front
of the line.

You’d think his name was Karen

and his ice
wasn’t cold enough.

Ooh, almost slurps up
our ball in the process.

Wow.
Neckandneck.

Boba Justin is finished.
We’re coming down to the wire,

as one half of the two teams
are through the Gauntlet.

Who is it going to be?

It is anybody’s game
in the Gauntlet.

Pamela gives it a sh*t.

No!
Ooh. Shoulda made it

a double.

Andrea hoping her nights
working on her vision board

were worth it.
Make Oprah proud.

Make The Secret real.

Oh!
That insane gut check

gets Andrea
flexing that Hustle muscle.

We can do these balls.
We’ve done them before.

Hustle, Sleep, Eat.
- Repeat!

Let’s go!
Let’s see it!

Might as well say it one
last time before

Yeah!

Yes!
Andrea makes the leap.

She’s over.

The Pummel Pool
slows Boba Sweat down

just enough to allow
Hustle, Sleep, Eat, Repeat

to leapfrog themselves
into the winner’s circle.

From last to first.

You’re going to
the Wipeout Zone.

Congratulations.
Heck, yeah.

Andrea and Simon of
Hustle, Sleep, Eat, Repeat

took down the Gauntlet.

There’s still one more heat
to repeat,

as three more teams get set
to tackle this course.

Just beyond that
is a mindboggling behemoth

known as the Wipeout Zone.

Who will be left standing
when the dust settles?

I love a good,
consistent stroke.

John,
what is an antioxidant?

I’m trying to think
if it’s, like,

in the category of Vitamin C.
Oh.

Likeyeah.

No. No, I don’t know.

"Wipeout" is back at it,
America.

John, I just want to say,

while I am proud of you
for putting so much energy

into getting
physically prepared,

you’re actually in the perfect
shape to call the Wipeout Zone.

Oh.

Nicole, that’s actually
very sweet.

I don’t want to be rude
or anything,

but, like,
everything is perfect

except that, like,
big ol’ melon head of yours.

If I hit you in the head with
a stick, will candy come out?

How is that not rude?

Let’s head down
to the start of the course.

Up top, we’ve got
the Worm Farmers,

Andrea and Drew in yellow.

Here’s the Green Hippies,
Alyssa and Harry, in pink.

And the LARPers, Mitchell
and James, they’re in purple.

All right, James.
I got this.

One, two, three, not it.
Not it.

They do the same thing
when they have to decide

who will make eye contact

with the waitress
in a restaurant.

It’s Gauntlet time.
Are you ready?

Whoo!

Three, two, one.

Off we go.
Green Hippie Harry first.

Oh.
He is on fast.

He must think that
the propeller is windpowered.

Joke’s on him.

CarousHell’s
all diesel, baby.

Good start for this team,

as Harry makes
short work of the propeller.

Now he’s gonna grab on
to the ring.

He’s off.

Oh ho ho.

And he zooms past.

Harry’s so ecofriendly,
he doesn’t even want

to put his carbon footprints
on the platform.

Back up top,
Worm Farmer Andre.

Get it.
Get it.

Yeah.
You got it.

Just barely, though.
Look back there.

Green Hippie Harry
with the photo b*mb.

Oh, my God!
This

Oh.
Eyes up, Andre.

Worm head on a swivel.

Against all odds, Green
Hippie Harry hangs tough,

making first landfall
past the CarousHell.

Hippies first in the Qualifier

and still sporting
that same green energy.

Ooh.
Oh!

While earthfriendly,

that wipeout was not
terribly contestantfriendly.

You got it, babe.

We’re receiving word
that Hippie Alyssa

is gonna grab breather
and a kombucha

on the sidelines
after that one.

However,
game play still continues.

LARPer James gets his team off
to a solid start.

This, like, the best position
to be in.

If that’s the best position
to be in,

Cosmo has been lying
to me for decades.

You got it, Mitch.
Send it!

Oh!
Right into the drink.

LARPer James keeps
his fellowship

moving forward.
Oh!

Just bodied.
But gritting it out.

And he’s up.
One half of LARPe Diem

makes it
through the CarousHell.

As the LARPers say
before their battles, lay on.

Worm Farmer Drew trying out
her first swinging attempt.

Oh ho ho.
Devastating.

Wormer Andre twists himself
around the propeller again.

Yes!
Learns from his mistake.

I mean, his biggest mistake
was revolving

his life around worms.
But good for him here.

LARPer Mitchell
massive bearhug.

Good form, guy.

Oh, Mitch!
- Yeah!

There it goes.

Worm Farmer Andre
justoh, gosh.

That’s just all abs and guts.
But he don’t care.

All three teams
have half their roster

through the CarousHell.

We go back to LARPer Mitchell.

Clutching that ring like
he’s Frodo into Mount Doom.

Eh, whatever.

My thoughts on
"Lord of the Rings" exactly.

LARPe Diem.

They’re moving
on to the Messy Mile.

Our LARPers are making
their way through the mud.

James take the low road
here in the Mile.

Ugh, dog door.
Mitchell now quickly behind.

Hey, wait up, James.

No nerd left behind.

This is the easy part
of the course, Mitch.

The trick is thick
posterior padding.

A little known fact about
history’s greatest warriors

cunning, brilliant,
and just doublecheeked up.

Back in the CarousHell,
Worm Farmer Drew...

Use your thighs.

Tripping over the bar.

But hey, Worm Farmers
wriggle through.

Wiggle, wiggle.

Plenty of wiggling
down the Messy Mile,

as the Worm Farmers
look to close the distance

between themselves
and LARPe Diem.

Those two love to get dirty.

LARPers struggling
to keep that speed up, though,

with the Worm Farmers

right on their historically
accurate bootheels.

Ugh!

Ugh, even I felt that one.
Ugh!

I haven’t seen a worm
tumble that hard

since Dennis Rodman’s career.

Drew’s now up.

Oh.

Hopefully these worms
are faster in the mud

than they are in the air.

LARPe Diem just continues
to lead the pack,

as James touches down
into the Pummel Pool.

Mitchell not far behind, but
he’s getting gassed out there.

Come on.

Mitchell’s just taking a ride
on Mount Wipeout right now.

I’m still not sure why
I’m doing this, my man.

Uh, 25K.

Oh, no, Mitchell, you got
to get down from there.

There has been reports
of orc archers.

Ah, it’s just like
"Game of Thrones"

all over again.
They offed the best character.

Which was
The throne.

See, yes, this is why
we work well together.

What a way to clear
Mount Wipeoutheadfirst.

All right, LARPe Diem
might be first right now,

but the Worm Farmers
are continuing to

grind it out, doing the work.

This is just the jump.

These two have just been
right there

with the LARPers all heat.
At the top of Mount Wipeout,

one down,
and there’s the other worm.

Right now,
we are neckandneck

with the Worm Farmers
and the LARPers.

Balls are giving me anxiety.
Come on, there’s only two.

If there are more,
then you should be anxious.

And Mitchell’s off.
Oh, man.

Oh!

He’s history.
Wawawawawipeout.

Oh, man.

LARPer James is gonna forge
ahead on this quest.

One path leading to
the dungeon of the swirling,

spinning lollipop,
while the other

featuring the great hall
of the spinning fries.

Rolls a dexterity check.

And passes.

Holy moly!

Not even today.
Not even today.

This might be
his best day ever.

Even better than when he found

that extra Hot Pocket
in his mom’s freezer.

Good try.
But no!

James swashbuckles
up and over.

Ha!

Half of LARPe Diem
is through.

Whoo!
What a landing!

But we have to remember,

both LARPers got to cross
that finish line,

but that worm army
advancing fast.

Worm Farmer Drew.

Oh.
Compost Malone here

looking only slightly less
embarrassing

than the actual Post Malone.

But Andre grinding up
these French fries.

Anybody’s game
in the Gauntlet!

She is right.

Andre has his mark
on the ball.

You can do it.
And he’s through.

Two teams are at the door
of the Zone.

Whoa!
On the dab.

Ooh, dabs.
Now it’s a party.

Mitch!
Push forward!

This!
Is!

"Wipeout"!

James looking to rally
that last LARPer troop.

No!

Ah.

Bye, Mitch.

Apparently worms have claws.
Meow.

Worm Farmer Drew
looking to get over that gap.

Ohho!

Yes!
And she’s clear.

LARPers now out of first
for the first time.

And reinforcements
have still yet to arrive.

Worm Farmer Drew at the fries.

Oh!
Yes, yes.

You got it, girl.

She basically went boneless
to wobble

through that shredder.
Come on, Drew.

Just savoring it.

Drew, Drew!
I’m really good at the balls.

Well, that’s more of
a second date reveal,

but it looks like
we’re all friends here now.

To the ball...
Drew, Drew.

And over.
Digging in the entire time

and never stopping,
the Worm Farmers

manage a comefrombehind
Gauntlet victory.

Congratulations.
You’re going to Wipeout Zone.

Yes!

Andre and Drew get ready
to take on Andrea

and Simon of Hustle, Sleep,
Eat, Repeat

in the Wipeout Zone.

The grimers take on
the grinders,

going headtohead in
the biggest course imaginable.

Who will claim
the $25,000 top prize?

Welcome back to "Wipeout."

I’m still John Cena.
And I’m still Nicole Byer.

What were you expecting?
Someone else?

We’re down to our final
two teams.

But only one will go home
with $25,000

and a delicious red velvet cake
that says "Congratulations."

That’s what the cake was for.
Right, okay then.

So, who’s gonna win 25K
and half of a cake?

Let’s find out over
at the Wipeout Zone.

We’ve made it to the top
of the mountain

the Wipeout Zone.

This colossal course

with each contestant
attempting two obstacles.

The first team member
will get sh*t out

from our speeding
Silver b*llet

into freezing cold
waters below.

From there, they’ll swim to
the giant spinning Vertigo,

where they’ll attempt
to maneuver from peg to peg

without losing their grip,
or their lunch.

They’ll need to press
the button in the middle

to lower the bridge before
they can leap to safety.

That’s when they’ll tag
their partner

to take on the Leap of Faith,

where they’ll have
to launch themselves onto

one of the spinning arms,
maintain their balance,

and jump to the narrow
platform on the other side.

It’s tough, but if they
successfully make it across,

they’ll arrive
at the final challenge.

The Triple thr*at.
If a contestant

can somehow make it
from one spinning hexagon

to the next and safely leap
to the final platform

faster than their competition,
they’ll take home $25,000.

Hustle, Sleep, Eat, Repeat
did hustle in the Gauntlet.

Then, they slept in
for the Zone,

and unfortunately,
they’re not here.

However, Wipeout
international rules state

that the runnersup
get the spot.

So say hello to Boba Sweat.

But we’re starting
off this Zone

with our muddy buddies,
the Worm Farmers.

Andre gets nestled
into the Silver b*llet,

and Drew standing by
for her tagin after Vertigo.

Wormers finished third
in the Qualifier

and overcame near elimination
to wriggle past

the LARPers
in their Gauntlet heat.

You cannot deny
that these two know

when to get gritty
when it counts.

Three, two, one.

There goes Andre,

launched out
of the Silver b*llet.

Everybody gets through
the Silver b*llet.

Yeah.
And then after that,

the Wipeout Zone gets real.

Mmhmm, mmhmm.
Real tough, that is.

Ooh, what a strong,
powerful swim that was.

Good stroke on that Andre.
Yes.

I love a good,
consistent stroke.

He’s got to hop
on the obstacle,

make it to the middle,
hit the button

to bring the gate
down on the other side,

and hopefully make it all
the way to the other side

with a Leap of Faith
and stay dry.

Mmhmm.
Sounds really easy.

Sounds easy, but oh, baby,
that water’s cold.

.
And...

Andre has wormed his way
to the middle.

He’s got the button,
which means the gate is down.

Okay.
All right.

He’she’s going for it.
Ride it around.

I got it.
Ooh.

Ooh, hang on.

Wow.

Really worming his way
through.

He seems to be
setting himself up.

He’s gonna try to make it.
Yes.

Wow!
Holy wormhole!

He held on!

Yes.
You’re the best.

I think that
was the quickest

that someone has negotiated
Vertigo.

Go, Drew.
I’m on it, I’m on it.

Deep breaths.
You got this.

She has to leap on
to those swinging arms,

stay dry, and leap back onto

the stationary platform
on the other side.

Uhhuh.
Go, Drew.

Ooh.

Oh, wipeout.

Wipeout’s good
for some wipeouts, guys.

Little cartwheel right off.

Attempt number two.

Leap of Faith.
Yes.

Let’s see if Drew could
Nancy Drew her way on to it.

She’s trying to solve
that mystery.

Yes.

Ooh, ooh.
Sheoh, no.

Dang.
You hate to see that.

Nasty.

Nasty.
Oh, boy.

All right.
Come on.

Third time’s the charm.

What will happen next?

I think Drew will
solve the mystery.

Drew holds on.
Okay.

Yes, yeah.
Good job!

Just a simple leap
to the platform...

and she holds on, ooh.
Yeah, baby!

And all Drew needs to do
is manage the Triple thr*at.

She looks a little bit tired.
She’s taking in the obstacle.

Yeah.
And she should.

’Cause there’s a lot
of moving parts here.

Uhhuh, uhhuh.
She has to hop

from each section
of the Triple thr*at

and eventually land
on the finish platform.

And that will
complete the course.

She’s on that first section.
Yep.

She’s hopping
to the next section.

She seems to have
an effective strategy so far.

Now, the innermost part
of the Triple thr*at

rotates clockwise, but where
she’s standing, that’s...

that’s freefalling.
Mmhmm.

And this
this is the part

that is the toughest
for all of our competitors.

Correct.
They will make it this far.

Oop.
And then

Dang.

Something like that happens.
She had it.

She had it.
She’s so close.

She has a strategy already.
We’re so close.

Drew moving at what could be
described as a snail’s place,

and isn’tif my facts
don’t deceive me

isn’t a snail
just a worm with a shell?

I believeyeah.

Drew’s got this.
Yes, Drew.

She’s on
the second obstacle.

Yes.
No problem.

I think people get
to the third one...

Yes.
And then they get rushed.

Yes, Drew.
So good, Drew.

Drew just needs
to take her time.

You got this.
Take your time.

You got this.
$25,000.

Just make it to that platform.

You can do it.
You got it.

Yes, yes!
Get there, yes!

Excellent job!
Great job!

Get it!
Yes, Drew!

Great job, Drew.
Great job, Drew.

Yes!
You did it!

She did it.
You guys both did it.

You ex*cuted extremely well.
Hell, yeah.

You guys did it.
Very great job.

I feel like I’m on top

of the big Red Ball!
Yeah!

Yeah!

Worm Farmers
set the Zone’s pace

at 9 minutes, 24 seconds.

It’s now up to Boba Sweat
to order up a faster time.

Will Boba ball
all over the zone?

Or have the Worm Farmers dug
in deep enough to survive?

Which pair will take home
$25,000?

Welcome back to "Wipeout."

We’re in the Wipeout Zone,
where anything can happen.

Well, not anything.
Yes, Nicole, anything.

Oh, really?
What about...

Can that happen?

God, I hope not.
What’s wrong with you?

I have an active imagination.
Let’s take a look

at our leaderboard
and see where we’re at.

Earlier, Andre and Drew
of the Worm Farmers

inched along the Zone,
ending up with a solid time

of 9 minutes, 24 seconds.

It’s now on the big ballers
of Boba Sweat

to b*at that time.

Pamela gets set,

while Justin stands by
for his leg of the Zone.

Boba Sweat was a late
addition here,

taking over for scratched
Hustle, Sleep, Eat, Repeat.

I really feel these two
have something to prove here

with this second chance.

Three, two, one.

There’s the fireball,
which means the launch

is imminent.
Into Lake Wipeout she goes.

Ooh.
Oh, stuck the landing.

Wow.
That was so graceful.

I give it
an eight out of ten.

Ten out of ten.

And she heads up
the ramp to Vertigo.

I know you’re watching
at home.

This new Wipeout Zone
has a lot of people flummoxed.

We’ve seen team after team...

Yes.
After team try...

Mmhmm.
And be humbled.

Yes, truly be humbled.

’Cause I’ll tell you
something.

When I look
at this obstacle course,

I see happy, fun colors,

and then it just knocks you
right on your ass.

It does, with a smile.
Yes.

Ooh.
Okay, Pamela.

ShePamela has made it
to the middle.

She’s got to hit that button.

Yes, Pamela.
She does.

But she’s in a little bit...
Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.
Of a sticky situation.

You know, Pamela
Andoh, she’s

That’s like when I fall down

a staircase, like, I hit
not just the stairs...

Yes.
I hit the wall,

the guardrail, I hit
everything on the way down.

Yes, yes, mmhmm.
Like, a ninja cat.

Like a ninja cat.

All Pamela has to do

ride the little edge to

Yeah, but that’s the thing
with the Vertigo,

because one minute, you’re up.
Yes.

And then the next minute,
you’re upsidedown.

You are correct.
And you’re like,

"Where am I?"
You are correct.

Ooh.

She seems to
have her bearings.

She hit the button
in the middle.

So all she has to do...
Uhoh, uhoh.

Now that the ramp is down

is make the Leap of Faith.
Okay.

She
Ooh.

That was one of the best.

That was the highest belly
flop I have ever witnessed.

Pamela of Boba Sweat

really needs
to get this team moving,

because each tick of that
clock puts the $25,000

further in the distance.

Oh, dang.
That was another good one.

I will...

Dang.
Give it to Pamela.

Yes!
She is providing us

with some pretty sick falls.

Uhhuh.

She’s really focusing here
on her game plan.

And those last few wipeouts
I completely understand

her hesitation.
This is a difficult course.

It is.
It’s very hard.

Okay.

There we go, there we go,
there we go.

Get to your feet,
so you could explode out.

Like this?

Go for it.
Right here, Pam.

She’s in great position.
Yes, Pam.

I think she’s taken enough
falls

to know that she doesn’t
Nice.

Oh, my goodness!

She made it!
Yes!

Great job, Pam!
Great job, Pamela!

Yes, Pamela.
Yeah!

Let’s go!
Make up for my time.

I know.

Yes, Justin, stay on.
Ooh, okay.

Core.
Core strength!

He still has a chance
to take the win,

but he’s got to hustle.

Okay.
He hung on, all right.

Yes.
Justin has got to make

a clean run
on the Triple thr*at,

or else the worm warriors
will win.

First step, clean.

Oh, no.
Trouble brewing.

Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.

No!

Ah, and time expires.

Congratulations,
Andre and Drew.

You just won $25,000!

You guys did it!
You won Wipeout!

That’s cute.

For the worms, baby!
Yes!

The Worm Farmers did the
workout there in this Zone.

Had no problem getting dirt
in their fingernails,

and worm themselves into
an impressive $25,000 payday.

Well, that does it for tonight.

What’d you think of the show,
Nicole?

I think it was incredible.
I give it an F for fantastic.

Is that an F stands for?

My parents
owe me a big apology.

Come back next week,
when a bunch of new competitors

will be here to take
on the course for $25,000.

Until then, I’m John Cena.

And for Camille Kostek,
I’m Nicole Byer,

saying good night,
and big balls.