01x09 - Betting Battle

[bunniefuu]

Whoa!
This is wild!

Nope, this is "Wipeout."
Oh.

The big balls are back,
America!

I’m Nicole Byer.

And I’m John Cena.

We’ll be your guides
as we reintroduce you

to the most insane competition
show known to man.

She got hit hard.
That’s the game of "Wipeout."

Banzai!

Each week, teams of two
will compete for their share

of the $25,000 grand prize.

The courses are crazier!

Whoo!
Yes!

Ah!

The contestants are bendier!

That one’s gotta hurt.

And the hosts are sexier.

This body doesn’t
happen overnight.

It also doesn’t happen
by taking shirtless selfies

in the gym mirror
for 45 minutes.

both: Welcome back, America,
to "Wipeout."

Hello, everyone,
and welcome to "Wipeout."

I’m John Cena.
And I’m Nicole Byer.

And much like Burning Man,

today people
from all over the world

have made the pilgrimage
to this course

in the middle of nowhere
to have a good time, see stars,

and get absolutely wrecked
in the process.

Nicole, you aren’t kidding
about all the people here.

We got skateboarders, feuding
siblings, adventure seekers,

even a rodeo rider vying
for that $25,000 grand prize.

I bet we’re in
for a good time today.

God, I have been waiting all
season to hear you say that.

We can finally start
betting on the show.

Okay, who do you think is
gonna be going the distance?

I don’t know.
Skateboarders?

Ah, you feel a kindred spirit
with the cargo shorts.

I get it.
I get it.

I’m gonna say the rodeo riders.

Okay, what are we betting?
How about one...

Dollar.
Hundred thousand

Okay, $1.

Well, let’s get
a little more friendly

with our first course today,
the qualifier.

Ten teams face
the qualifier today,

a fivepart obstacle course
behemoth.

First up, the players
grab bags of food deliveries

from our Spanker Planks
restaurant,

keeping the grub
out of the mud.

Then runners make
doortodoor dropoffs,

avoiding getting dropped
themselves

by our burger flippers,
or the Tosser Tumbler.

Next up,
a "Wipeout" classic,

the Big Balls.

Make it across and grab
Smallzy for a $250 bonus.

After that,
it’s the Body Blender.

Jump the hurdles or get
cut down in the process.

And finally, players end

with the swinging and swaying
Jigglelator

before a final leap
to the finish platform.

The six fastest teams
to finish the qualifier

make it through
to the next round.

Before we start,

let’s talk with our very own
interviewing idol,

the real deal, Camille Kostek.
Camille?

Thanks, John and Nicole.

The field is looking
especially competitive,

which could equal
some incredible runs.

Our first runners are in place,
so let’s kick it off.

Let’s go to the top
of the course.

both: The Kings
are here to slay,

and we’re here to snatch
that "Wipeout" crown.

Yeah!

Well, I just found
my two new best friends.

Might be tough
with Eric and Carlos.

These two live and breathe
reality television,

and if reality TV
has taught us anything,

no one is here
to make friends.

We love to watch reality TV.

That’s, like, our thing.
Oh.

We’ve been trying to get
on a show together forever.

Is this your first show?

It is.
Yeah.

Yes, exclusive here
on "Wipeout."

We’ve got Eric and Carlos

taking on
your television screens.

"Top Model" almost said yes,
but they were like, "Hmm."

Aww, I understand.

I’ll talk to Tyra Banks
for you.

Forget a "Wipeout"
exclusive.

These guys are
spinoff worthy.

Introducing
the premiere episode

of "Eric and Carlos:
Reality Kings."

We’re not here
to make friends.

We’re here to win.

Everybody is here to win.

Tonight on
"Reality Kings"...

Eric and Carlos face their
toughest challenge to date:

a slightly inclined ramp.

They’re getting a harsh dose
of reality right now.

And later, a tense argument
at the Tosser Tumbler

between these two...

Hurry.
Eric, let’s go!

Threatens to turn
their friendship upside down.

Things spin out of control
for Eric faster

than a "Real Housewives"
bottomless mimosa brunch.

But first, an alliance

between Carlos
and the Big Balls

thr*aten to send shock waves
through the course.

Such a shortlived alliance
between these two.

Gonna make that reunion show
a lot more awkward.

I’ve already set my DVR.

They are wishing
they got cast

on a baking show
right about now.

And the most
outrageous Jigglelator ever

will leave you speechless

as Carlos gives Eric
devastating news.

How will this
affect this duo?

How many glasses of wine

will be thrown in
each other’s faces after this?

Will this spinoff have
a reoccurring walkon role

for a fun and sexy
daydrinking

celebrity comedian friend
and her wideneck coworker?

You are so close.

All this and more...
You’re pretty close.

Tonight on "Reality Kings."

I want you to make this jump!
Okay.

Come on.
You can.

Oh, oh, oh!

No, no!

Oh, no!

Oh!
Oh, no.

And remember to stay tuned

for my "Reality Kings"
aftershow, "Talking Kings."

Tonight, we’ve got Eric,

Camille Kostek,
and Lou Diamond Phillips.

I’m getting bumped
for Lou Diamond Phillips?

I meant to tell you earlier.

Well, with a final time
of 12 minutes and 16 seconds,

I wouldn’t put money on this
show making it to season two.

However, my moneymaking pick
on our dollar bet is up next.

Here comes pro boarders
Lutzka and Shred Mamba,

grabbing some deliveries
they need to make

for this part of the course.

Go, go, go!
All right, let’s go!

These guys?
There’s no way, these two.

Wow.
Wow.

Whoo!

With quick moves
and reflexes like that,

winning our bet
is looking less

like a halfpipe dream,
Nicole.

We are pro riders!

They call me Shred Mamba.

I’m a professional snowboarder,

and I’ve been in the game
for about ten years.

I’ve been
a professional skateboarder

for the last 15 years.

We met in Big Bear, and we
became really good friends,

so when we win that 25 grand,

we’re gonna get the cabin
in Big Bear,

and all of you guys out there
can come visit us

and have a good time
at the mountains.

Let’s shred!
Whoo, baby!

Let’s go, baby!

I’m hungry!
Give me some of that food!

Grab some cheddar.

John is certainly
gonna need it.

Well, actually,
I’m lactose intolerant, so...

Oh, because I’m losing
the betI see.

Come on, man!
Come on, come on.

Looks like Bony Hawk
down there is struggling.

These guys grind
all day every day.

I’m calm.
Get on the board and go!

Mr. Cena.

Sorry.

Hit it, Mamba.

Okay, okay, Mamba is
cruising up to the Big Balls.

Oh, my God.

That was amazing,

and getting $250
for Smallzy to boot!

How in the heck
did he do that?

Wonderful showing, fellows.

Friendly wagering is fun,
eh, Nicole?

Half Pipe Dreams continuing
on to the Body Blender.

Oh, my God.
He’s on X Games mode.

Rob Dyrdek has been warning
us about this level

of "Ridiculousness" for years,
and we didn’t wanna listen.

k*lling it!
I haven’t seen someone skate

by so easily since
the Felicity Huffman trial.

Shredding the gnar, bro.

Impressive leap,

but it’s just like Johnny
Knoxville’s movie career:

a skateboarder way
out of his element.

5 minutes and 6 seconds.

Wow, an incredible time.

You might think you’ve won,
John,

but wait until you see

my rodeoriding ponies
in this race.

Whoo!

Lasso that dollar up,
you two.

Technically only one lassos.

The other is interested in

wrangling minds
through psychology.

Here is Bucked Up in the Head
to explain more.

I’m a professional bull rider
with the PBR.

I am a doctor of psychology.

We’re gymnastics
coaches together.

One day, I was coaching,

and I had never
seen her before,

and she walked in
like she owned the place.

With everything I do
in bull riding,

and everything I’ve picked up
in gymnastics,

I’m perfect for "Wipeout."

We both know
how to hit the ground, roll.

We’re kind of
the odd couple,

but I think
that’s what we need to win.

Yeah, we got this in the bag.
Get over her, partner.

Well, here is Victoria
first out of the chute

at the Spanker Planks.

Oh!
Stays on her feet.

This is the first time I’ve
seen a restaurant stampede

that didn’t involve the word
"McRib."

Oh, come on!

John has got super skaters,
and I’ve got you rodeo clowns?

Oh, he’s going for it.
Oh, hang on.

He might actually do this.

Ugh, back to being clowns.

No!
Oh, damn it!

Well, not quite 8 seconds,
but Bucked Up finishes

with a respectable time
of 7 minutes and 7 seconds.

Yeah, but now I’ve got
the betting itch.

I need more action.

Let’s bet on these two.
Here is Bro V. Sis.

Briar and Liam
are brother and sister

consistently trying
to oneup each other.

Who do you wanna wager on?

I’m better!
That’s why I’m in front!

I’m coming.

Give me stretch, here.
Put $40 that says no way

he makes it across those
Spanker Planks.

Doneoh!
40 for me!

Throw up those totals.

You got this.
Let’s go.

Okay, I’m betting 400 bucks

on blondie here
to make it across.

Done.
Oh!

Yeah, throw it on the pile!
You owe me another 400.

You might be better.
I am better.

Don’t forget that.

They should say
when they’re lying

about being so good or not.
Let’s go again.

Okay, $5,000 parlay.

Give me embarrassing dance,

and she says something weird
about her boyfriend.

Whoo!

He’s so much better than my ex.
Right?

Oh, so close.

She’s weird about the ex.
Count it up, baby.

All right, 10,000 bucks
that he’ll make it.

Ugh!
100,000 he won’t make it.

Oh!

Ooh, she avoided
that wipeout.

Okay, I’ve gotta break even
on this one:

$155,440 on won’t make it.

Make that jump, Briar!
Come on!

Come up short on this, John,

and I’m removing your literal
ass from your hips

because it will belong to me.

Yes!
Oh!

Oh, yeah, now we’re back even
with each other.

See?
Betting is fun and easy.

All you guys suck.
Maybe at betting.

Let’s go.

But Bro V. Sis,
Briar and Liam,

with a nonsucky
middleofthepack time

of 7 minutes and 33 seconds.

Mom and Dad are so proud.

I still did better than you.
Shut up.

Betting that much money

looked so much easier
on "Uncut Gems."

I’m gonna need a second.

While John hyperventilates,

just know that we have
much more qualifier left.

Who will stand tall
above them all,

and who will just wipeout?

The whole Ronald McDonald
team is a bit, "Eeh."

Yeah.

Hamburglar is, like,
a hamburger thief,

but the cop is,
like, a hamburger.

Mmhmm.
So is Hamburglar

therefore a thief and m*rder*r
at the same time?

.
Like, "Hey, don’t do that.

"Don’t eat my people.
Like, what are you doing?

You’re stealing my people
and then murdering them."

Fam, "Wipeout" has returned,

and get ready to get
right back into the action.

John, I need to ask you
about something.

sh**t.

Okay, so, like,
on this dollar wager,

no matter who wins,
you and I will still be,

like, the very best
of friends, right?

Of course, Nicole.
Oh, good.

At least until
my space mansion

is built with my winnings.

Then it’s nothing
but robot friends,

maybe a wisecracking alien.

John, we only bet $1,

but I’m still backing my pick

as we had back down
to the course

for the second part
of the qualifier.

A journey unfolds
as two runners

take on the quest
of a lifetime.

Why are you
talking like that?

Young Jenne in the suburban
Tosser Tumbler,

showing the grandest
adventures

start in the most
humble places.

Ooh.
Jenne!

Oh, Jenne!

Since the grandest journey

you could get up to
in the suburbs

is going to the Starbucks
or the other Starbucks,

I’m gonna need
more information

on these two adventurers.

So Jenne and I became friends
in college...

And we built
our own adventure club.

So Adventure Club

is a womenonly group
of badass women.

We surf, we snowboard,
we skate,

anything to get us outdoors
with our friends.

With the action sports
that we do, we wipeout a ton.

Definitely not phased about
"Wipeout" and its Big Balls.

Of course,
Miss Adventures’ Bella knows

you can’t quest
on an empty stomach.

Ouch.

Anyone who thinks
a drivethrough

would be less thrilling
clearly hasn’t seen

a college town taco place
at 2:00 in the morning.

The journey continues
to the Big Balls.

I’m gonna k*ll you!

But even the worldliest
adventurers

need some motivation.

Oh, no.

You’re doing great, Jenne.

Despite that wipeout,
Miss Adventures’ pace

is probably gonna
keep their trek

rolling into the gauntlet,

but there’s only one trek
I care about at this point.

Yeah, "Deep Space Nine,"
baby!

Suck it, "Next Gen."

No, it’s the trek
to the snack machine.

When the heck is lunch?

I’m so hungry.
Where are they?

Libra Light!
Whoo!

I’m getting hangry.

Here comes Andante and Alvo

with Camille’s lunch delivery.

These two Libras are big

into letting astrology
lead their lives.

The only sign Camille cares
about right now

is some roasted Pisces
with some steamed veggies.

Oh!

Maybe Libra Light will light
Alvo’s delivery path.

Libra Light!

It’s still not here.
It’s been, like, an hour.

Did you remember
to unlock the gate?

Yep.

Hope they taped those
Styrofoam containers closed.

I’m not me without my snacks.

Come on, save the food!

Camille ordered
from every app.

Here is Insta k*ll
with a Hot Scot hot plate.

I got the leftovers!

Camille is counting on you.

I guess it’s better
the second day anyway.

You guys,
that order I put in,

the qualifier is almost over,
and the food is still not here.

Do you guys have anything
I can eat?

App says your driver
is close.

Ooh, never mind.

You, the banana.

Oh!

I’m starving.

Sorry.
I dropped my to go order.

Oh, it’ll be there
eventually, Camille.

You gonna finish that?
Thank you.

Uhoh.

Oh, that’s a bummer, Camille,
but keep the faith.

Bound to be there soon.

God, this roast beef
was amazing.

Lunch must be over because
social media maven, Megan,

of Girl Power is now
approaching the Body Blender.

Ooh.
What is TikTok?

What kids are into,

and what parents
will eventually ruin, John.

Camille talked
with Girl Power earlier

for their social media
thoughts as well.

Do you guys have, like,
a social media presence?

both: Yes.

We are actually
social media influencers.

I love TikTok.

Love the TikTokwe’re gonna
have to do a dance.

Okay, so we have this one
that we made up.

We’re gonna be in
a little triangle.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Roll, roll.
Shimmy.

Whoo!

Do it for the TikTok!

And hurry, before they try
to ban it again!

Oh!

TikTok looks fun, Nicole.
I just signed up.

I guess I’m now ready
to stan some zaddies.

Am I doing it right?

Give me the phone
before you hurt yourself.

Well, Girl Power using some
of their influencer skills

as they make their mark here
in the qualifier

with a solid final time
of 7 minutes and 42 seconds.

And now with
the qualifier over,

you’ll be happy to know,
Nicole,

that Half Pipe Dreams
and Bucked Up in the Head

are moving along
to the gauntlet.

Joining them are
Bro V. Sis, Girl Power,

Miss Adventures
and Libra Light.

With that, these six pairs
now stand at the doorstep

of an even wilder course.

Which teams will make it
through as the fight

for $25,000 goes
right through the gauntlet?

Did you know Grimace
is a milkshake monster?

I disagree.

No, that’s what he is.

I think they were just like,

"Yo, put some eyes
on this purple thing."

Welcome back, everyone,
to the crash course

in crash courses, "Wipeout."

John, do you realize
that both the teams

we made bets on
have made it to the gauntlet?

They didwhat do you say
we up our bet?

Hmm, I’m in.

How about if your team wins
the Wipeout Zone,

you get a dollar
and the greatest prize of all:

picking the movie for
our Friday family movie night.

Oh, hell yeah.
If those skateboarders win,

we’re finally watching
one of my action movies.

And if Bucked Up in the Head
takes it,

I’ve got a great film in mind.

Lots of action
in this one, too.

Make sure
there’s a plot this time.

Why spend so much time
on a pizza being delivered

if it doesn’t pay off
in the end?

Well, sometimes it pays off
in other places, okay?

Speaking of paying off,
six teams are still hoping

to take home
that $25,000 paycheck

as they face off
in the gauntlet.

The gauntlet
will be done in two heats.

Each heat, three teams
competing at the same time

will be practically climbing
over one another

starting at the CarousHell.

Then it’s a footrace
through the disgusting

mud pits and slippery slopes
of the Messy Mile.

And finally,
the Pummel Pool,

where the choice between
the revolving french fries

and the giant
spinning lollipop

could make or break it all.

The first team to have both
members cross the finish line

moves on to the Wipeout Zone.

All bets are in.
Let’s head down to the course.

There’s my buckedup ponies,
Victoria and Anthony in green.

Plus, Miss Adventures’ Bella
and Jenne in purple,

and Bro Liam, versus
Sis, Briar, in yellow.

All right, you guys.

Congratulations on making it
past the qualifier.

Welcome to the gauntlet.
Are you ready?

All right!
Three, two, one!

Heat one, wasting no time.

Bucked Up Anthony going
sidesaddle on the propeller.

Rodeo experience coming into
play quickly with that hang.

Bucked Up Victoria
now on as well.

She might be working through
her own clinginess issues,

but right now,
I’m not complaining.

Bucked Up Anthony loads
into the chute,

grabbing those handlebar
horns, and he’s off.

Beautiful kicker over the bar,
but this bull is pulling,

and he continues to ride.

Bro, Liam, off to try
and distract this beast.

Victoria is still out there
as well,

trying to get
a better vantage.

But Anthony is
still stuck like glue!

Here it comes,
another quick kick.

The CarousHell
is mad today, folks,

akicking, cursing
and ahuffing and chuffing.

Miss Adventure Bella trying

to give this creature
a new target,

but Anthony will not drop,
and this creature is steamed!

Pays for it
with a hoof to the face,

and a final flat spin and...

Much longer than 8 seconds,
and this ride ends.

Whoo!

You got it, Vicki.

And now Bucked Up Victoria

making some personal
breakthroughs.

Victoria and Anthony taking
the gauntlet by storm.

On to the Messy Mile,

and if Victoria has done
any couples’ counseling,

I’m sure she’s seen messier.

Bucked Up is
looking impressive,

but my skaters aren’t up
until heat two.

The dollar is still
very much in play.

You got this, Jenne.

Back in the CarousHell,

Miss Adventure Jenne
is plotting a course.

Well, this is
Indiana Jenne’s last crusade,

because Bucked Up has probably
already finished the gauntlet.

Only at the hump?
Yeah, giddyap!

Miss Adventure
in the Mile too.

Bella to the zip line.

Bella’s like a reallife
Nic Cage character

with all her adventuring.

She’s probably used to zip
lining to get to Alcatraz

or find the Declaration
of Independence.

Now she’s gotta bust out
a cool catchphrase.

Oh, my goodness.

Gotta say, catchphrase
could use some work.

But look:
Bucked Up in the Head

only just steps ahead here
at Mount Wipeout.

Incredibly close race here.

Grip strength,
but also foot placement,

so crucial
on such a slippery surface.

Use your knees.
Use your knees!

Oh!
Victoria is down,

and this is now
a deadeven heat.

Fourperson bottleneck
at Mount Wipeout!

Bucked Up Anthony
slips through,

first into the Pummel Pool.

Yes, Anthony!

But as Victoria hesitates,

here comes Miss Adventures.

Victoria, stop overthinking

and just do it
me!

We’ve got a real horse race
in the gauntlet.

Bucked Up Anthony starts...

Oh!
And clears it.

Miss Adventure right there.

Anthony, however,
tough choice.

Either ride out the lollipop
or sh**t the gap on the fries.

Takes the pop.

Oh, sh**t.

Anthony is about going
for it, no hesitation,

and it happens to be working
for him every single time.

First attempt, he sticks it.

You win this for me,
rodeo man,

and I’ll pretend to know

who the hell
Florida Georgia Line is.

Bucked Up Anthony,

the first to lasso himself
across that finish line.

You took the gauntlet
by the horns!

Yeah.

Someone is at the
finish line.

Damn it.

Ow.
It’s okay.

Bro V. Sis

versus Crushing Hopelessness:
I know who I’m taking.

Come on, Vicki.

Listen to Anthony, Vicki!
Yes!

She’s way better
than my therapist.

"Blah, blah, blah,
narcissism, blah, blah, blah,

unhealthy obsessions
with coworkers."

You know how therapists are.

Pretend it’s
a bucking barrel.

Bucked Up Vicki still
in the saddle, though.

Barrels forward!

No, I haven’t seen
a therapist

fail to stick the landing

since the last season
of "Frasier."

Bro V. Sis almost completely
caught up with the pack.

Liam and Briar
are about to join the party.

One’s in.

Hi, Briar!

Hey.

Jump, girl!

No, wait!
Not you!

Okay, maybe you.

Briar touches down.

All teams here slugging it out
in the Pummel Pool.

Jenne now on the lollipop,

adventuring just making
her fearless,

can’t help
but just throw herself

headfirst in everything.

Will it pay off?

Heading into uncharted
territory,

but blazes that trail!

I did it!

We’ve got purple close
to the end.

One member of Miss Adventure
is across,

and there’s the other half.

Lands it!

Bucked Up, you’re off
to the glue factory

if you don’t get a move on.

Bella is seeking adventure

and a knockout punch
to Nicole’s team,

steps away from making
this journey one to remember!

Come on!
One more leap of faith.

No!
Are you kidding me?

Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh!

I cannot believe it either!

I would say that is
quite an adventure.

Congratulations, you guys.

You’re going right
to the Wipeout Zone.

Whoo!
Oh, my God.

Third round!

Miss Adventure takes
the checkered flag,

and a dollar
stays in my pocket,

but our second gauntlet heat
is still on the horizon.

Ow!
Oh!

But which team will pocket

the incredible $25,000 prize

by toppling the gargantuan
Wipeout Zone?

Oh!
Oh, nasty.

John, we’re friends, right?

Absolutely.

And after the show wraps,
let’s get a potato dinner.

Potato dinner?

Yeah, tater tots,
french fries, hash browns.

I have neverbut that
sounds delicious, actually.

You really never done that?

Oh, maybe I’ve only done that.

It is weird.

Okay.

Hello, America.
Yes, it’s true.

"Wipeout" is really back
on your TV.

We’ve seen three teams
go to the gauntlet,

but we’ve got three more teams
to send through in order

to find out who’s heading
to the Wipeout Zone.

My team may not have made it,
but your pick has to

360 tailslide through this
and the Zone for you to win.

And I’m sure my skateboarders
are gonna do

just fine in this heat.

And if they don’t?

It won’t be the first time
on this show

I go to my car and cry,

and you can bet it certainly
won’t be the last.

Let’s review who’s up.

Here is Libra Light,
Andante and Alvo in pink,

Girl Power, Alta and Megan
in blue,

and my dudes,
Half Pipe Dreams,

Lutzka and Mamba in orange.

You are all so close
to grabbing that $25,000,

but you will have
to get through this first.

Are you ready
for the gauntlet?

On my count, three, two, one!

All right, here we go.
Heat two is off!

Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.

This is a drop and a half.

Oh, you’re joking.

I never joke.
Tell me about it.

About the gauntlet.

Get it, Mamba.

Mamba starts off.

k*lled it, Mamba!

Skating, snowboarding,
extreme sports in general

requires so much
leg and core strength.

That’s on display here.

I can only say it cuts me
deep to my core

to see how easily
your team did that.

Girl Power Megan, now
ooh!

She jumped over faster than
people jumped from Facebook

to literally anything else.

Wait.
Facebook isn’t cool anymore?

Mamba is off!

Oh!
Easy breezy.

Plenty more gauntlet to go.
Whoa!

These guys haven’t won yet.
Girl Power Megan now.

Ooh!
Wow.

And hangs tough.

Got it!
Whoo!

Mamba and Megan
might be through,

but the rest of the field
is in a standstill up top.

I keep putting my knees
in between...

Yeah.

’Cause I don’t wanna
hit my nuts.

Give the people
want they want, skate boy.

Here we go, here we go,
here we go.

Lutzka lands!

Half Pipe Dreams continuing
through the CarousHell.

Yeah, Greg!
Here we go, boy.

Almost kickflipped off,
but through.

Whoo!
And we are safe!

Let’s go, baby!
We are safe.

You’re safe for about as
long as ska music was popular.

Shred Mamba and Lutzka
taking the lead.

Can they carry it
through to the end?

Anybody’s game in the gauntlet.

Half Pipe Dreams
on to the Messy Mile.

Such skater cool
with these two.

That ain’t that bad.
That ain’t that bad.

It’s like they’ve been
ripped right out

of an extreme ’90s commercial.

When you need to refuel
after a long ’90s day

of kicking flips,
getting a Rachel haircut,

understanding
what the hell a Pog is,

or casual music piracy
with Napster,

epically do it with a tall
can of Mamba Sweat.

And sorry, parents,

this isn’t one
of your old people dry drinks.

Take it back
to the nursing home, Granddad!

It’s so wet!

Mamba Sweat.

It’s so wet!

Thirst quenching abilities

still pending
an FDA investigation.

Do not take Mamba Sweat
internally.

Consult doctor if dudebroing
lasts more than five hours.

Huh?
John Cena is laughing at me.

That’s not true, Alta.
You’re doing great.

For someone who isn’t moving.

She’s speaking the only
language TikTokers understand:

sixsecond dance.

However, Girl Power Alta
clearing the propeller.

Can she land it?
She does!

Easy peasy!

Half Pipe Dreams already
scaling up Mount Wipeout.

These two should be pros
climbing up steep half pipes.

Oh, no! Lutzka tumbles
off the rock face!

Let’s check back
with the competition.

Alvo, you gotta hug it!

It’s, like, so
freaking confusing right now.

Let’s walk through it.
Step one: Drop.

No, Alvo!
Tell me what I need to say!

$25,000!

Speaking of moneymakers,

here comes Half Pipe Dreams’
Mamba into the Pummel Pool.

Hey, cannonball!

Lutzka demonstrating
that Scrooge McDuck form

I’m gonna pull
when I win that sweet cash.

Whether it’s a dollar
or $1 billion,

diving into money seems like
it might hurt, so go nuts.

Shredding the gnar.

Yeah, gleam the cube!
b*mb that hill!

What does that even mean?

I don’t know.
I’m just excited for my team.

Hey, it’s not over yet.
Libra Light Alvo

finally making moves
on the CarousHell.

I think Alvo
was finally able

to get some quiet from Andante

and listened for the call
of the universe.

"Alvo, it’s very simple.
Remember to"

You’re on top of everything!
It’s your world, Alvs.

Libra Light!

Little hard to hear
the universe

over all that chatter.

I didn’t realize
spiritual enlightenment

was just like a Zoom call.

Here we go!

Meanwhile,
at the end of the course,

Half Pipe Dreams
ready to shred this pool.

Whoo!

Shred Mamba does just that.

Now for Lutzka.

Yep, yep!

No!

I think he got some bad
footing on that.

All right, Alta.

Let’s put some pressure
on John’s board boys.

Ow!
Oh,!

You two are gonna
need to donate

to my GoFundMe after this.

This is like double Dutch.

I know all
about doing double Dutch.

Dated twins in Amsterdam.

Oh, that was a double.
That was a double, okay.

No lollipop,
as Mamba choosing the fries,

testing his quick feet
over his hop.

Gaits right through!

Whoa, whoa!
Yeah, boy!

Yeah, Mamba!

Over the ball, somersault,

and one half
of Half Pipe Dreams

is through the gauntlet.
Whoo!

Any advice for Lutzka
out there?

You gotta go, Greg.

See it, believe it, achieve it.

Let’s go, all in.

This thing looks
gnarly.

Go, go!
Oh,!

No!
Get up, get up!

Didn’t quite think
that ollie out

as well as you’d hoped.

You’re on!
You’re on!

Go, go!
Oh, oh!

I gotta drop.

Come on, get up there!
Hurry!

Libra Light Andante and Alva

have made it
to the Messy Mile.

They are steps away from
catching Half Pipe Dreams!

Come on, Alv!
You can do it!

Exactly.

If a horoscope
for the newspaper says

it would happen,
it’s gotta be true!

Newspapers print "Garfield,"

and that fat idiot is dead on
about Mondays and lasagna.

Lutzka again with the fries!

Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!

My man!

Let’s go, Lutz!
Let’s go!

A final leap.

Yes, he does it!

Whoo!

Half Pipe Dreams are going

to the Wipeout Zone!

Yes!

Do you believe
in dollar miracles?

Tell me about it, Andante.

All right.
You guys ripped and dipped.

Oh, you know we did.

You shredded the gnar.
Yep.

I still don’t know what that
means, but it sounds good.

Congratulations, you’re going
right to the Wipeout Zone.

Let’s get it!
Come on!

Shred Mamba and Lutzka
of Half Pipe Dreams

are heading
to the Wipeout Zone,

and more importantly,
winning me some cash

as they take on
Miss Adventures.

The skaters set to clash
with the escapaders.

The Zone is up
right after this.

Welcome back to "Wipeout."

We’re down to our final
two teams.

The big question that remains
is, who will finish on top?

Nobrainer, I will.
I

I can also finish
on the bottom, too.

Whatever.
I’m really not picky.

Oh, that’s not what
you were talking about, was it?

We’ve made it to the top
of the mountain,

the Wipeout Zone.

This colossal course
is made up

of four stages
done relay style

with each contestant
attempting two obstacles.

The first team member
will get sh*t out

from our speeding
Silver b*llet

into freezing
cold waters below.

From there, they’ll swim

to the giant,
spinning Vertigo,

where they’ll attempt
to maneuver from peg to peg

without losing their grip
or their lunch.

They’ll need to press
the button in the middle

to lower the bridge before
they can leap to safety.

That’s when they’ll
tag their partner

to take on the Leap of Faith,

where they’ll have
to launch themselves

onto one of the spinning arms,
maintain their balance,

and jump to the narrow
platform on the other side.

It’s tough, but if they
successfully make it across,

they’ll arrive
at the final challenge.

The Triple thr*at.

If a contestant
can somehow make it

from one spinning hexagon
to the next

and safely leap
to the final platform

faster than their competition,

they’ll take home $25,000.

This Zone will see our
globetrotting Miss Adventures

take on my pick
from the start,

Half Pipe Dreams.

I’ll be honest,
dollar bet aside,

it’ll be a very tough Zone
for the ladies.

They are competing against
one of the fastest

qualifier runners in this
season in Half Pipe Dreams.

However, they’ll get a chance
to set the pace,

as Miss Adventures
start us off tonight.

Miss Adventures’ Bella
gets set to take off

in the Silver b*llet.

You got this, Bella!

And Jenne offering some
words of encouragement

while standing by for a tag
at the Leap of Faith.

Miss Adventures had an
uphill trek in the qualifier,

almost missing the cut
in fifth place,

but squeaked out
a gauntlet win

against Nicole’s
Bucked Up in the Head.

Miss Adventures has quite
the battle ahead of them.

Three, two, one.

Look at her fly!
Oh, goodness!

Whoo!
Go, Bella!

Yeah, swim, swim, swim!

Some team enthusiasm.
Okay.

Let’s see how long
that keeps up...

You got it.
Keep going!

As Vertigo can really
kinda take the edge off.

Mmhmm.
You got this, Bella!

Vertigo is one of the hardest
elements of this course.

What you have to do
is hop on in,

and then you have
to figure out

how to get to the middle.

You have to push the button,

and then the little bridge
comes down.

And then after that
little bridge comes down,

then you yourself have to get
on the bridge to say,

"Hey, girl, hey.

It’s now your turn
to do your"

This wasI

I barely got to explain it,
and she’s done.

I guess that means
I’m longwinded.

No, that makes my heart warm

’cause that means
you were listening to me, so...

I was.
John, I’m always listening.

Aw, you make you feel
so good, thank you.

It’s all right.
It’s all right.

Just get comfortable.

Isabella hit the button
quite fast,

and she needs to ready herself
for a jump.

Although I think Isabella
is struggling.

Isabella is a little
disoriented.

She’s bouncing around.

But I think she’s setting
herself for an attempt.

Yes, yes.
She made it!

She actuallyshe went through
Vertigo rather quickly.

And here comes Jenne.

Jenne is gonna attempt
the Leap of Faith.

You got this, girl!

This is a difficult one.

She has to jump
on that swinging arm,

and it seems simple.
Seems simple.

But that large swinging arm
spins at 88 miles an hour.

I do love this technique,
though, of leaning before

Ooh, there we go.

Held on!
Good technique.

And she’s gonna
stay pancaked

Ooh, stay down.

Or she’s gonna go
into the drink.

Watch your head.
Okay.

Is she gonna make
the jump here?

Nope, she’s gonna
go around again.

Oh, okay.

Ooh, put that head down.
Oh, my God.

Jenne just biding her time.

Truly.
You’re doing great.

She’s gonna jump,
and she gets through.

Excellent job
on the Leap of Faith.

Here we go, Jenne!

She’s showing off
them teeth!

They’re putting together
quite a fast time.

Here we go!
You can do it!

Triple thr*at to the finish.
Uhhuh.

All right.

There’s not been
a single wipeout yet.

No, not one!

I can do this.
No big deal.

Wow.
Just

I smell one coming, though.
I do, I do, I do.

If they have a clean run,

do we have to change
the name of the show?

To "Ladies"...
"Stay Clean"?

"Ladies Be Clean."
Oohoh, oh, boy.

Jenne, you can do it.
You can do it!

Yes!
Oh, my goodness!

We just witnessed
a wipeoutless "Wipeout"!

You’re dry, and you’re only wet
because we launched you

from a manmade rocket

and tried to get you
into space,

and you landed
into Wipeout Lake instead.

That was insane.
I don’t know what to say.

I can’t believe I did that.

We’ve never had a team
not wipeout.

Not wipeout, yeah.

That was unbelievable.
I have so much adrenaline.

Yeah.
I feel like if we were

in a fight,
I could b*at you, John Cena.

I don’t know
how to tell you this.

My fights aren’t real,
so my bet is also on you.

Oh, wow.
Whoo!

I k*lled you, "Wipeout"!

Yeah, you did.

Incredible!

From near elimination to now
just crushing this Zone,

Miss Adventures posts
a blistering

2 minutes, 44 seconds time,

and now all eyes
are on the board boys

of Half Pipe Dreams
to respond.

They’ve run the table all day,

but now $25,000
and $1 hangs in the balance.

Will Half Pipe Dreams
keep their winning ways alive,

or did two lady Davids
just topple a Goliath?

Who will take home
tonight’s top prize?

Welcome back to "Wipeout."

We’re in the Wipeout Zone,
where anything can happen.

We’re back.

One team is getting so close
to winning 25 grand,

they can practically taste it.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

I wouldn’t recommend
tasting it, Nicole.

I’ve had a fair amount
of dollar bills

shoved in my mouth
over the years,

and I can tell you,
they do not taste good.

ReallyI thought you
people liked that?

We people do not.

Let’s take a look
at the leaderboard.

Earlier, Miss Adventures
crushed this course,

running it nearly perfect
for a wipeoutless run,

posts a blistering
2 minutes, 44 seconds time,

a ludicrous time for a team

that was on the bubble
in the qualifier.

Half Pipe Dreams
has been first all day

and now need
an incredible response

to get $25,000 for themselves
and a dollar for me as well.

Whatever happens,
it’s gonna be a sight to see.

This is some two badass girls

against some two badass guys,
so...

That is 100% correct.
Let’s see how this goes.

I bet a small fortune
on these guys.

You did.

I bet you $1
that they would win it all,

and much to my dismay,

they are going to have to
break the course record

for me to keep my dollar.

Three, two, one.

Lutzka strapped
into the Silver b*llet,

and launched
into Lake Wipeout.

Sticks the landing.
Let’s get ready to go.

Let’s go, Greg!

Use the blue!

This is where the money
is made, right here.

He’s still up.
He’s still in it.

Okay.
He’s to the middle already.

Oh, wow.
You gotta get to the middle!

Where?
Where?

Put your hand in the middle!

He forgot to press
the button.

Oh, my gosh.
He hasn’t swiped it.

Put your hand in the middle!

Where’s the middle?

The middle is in the middle!
Uhoh.

He’s made it
through the obstacle

and hasn’t made it
through the middle.

I don’t think he was
listening to me

when I was
explaining the rules.

Oh, I guess not.

Does he not know
where he’s gotta press?

Put your hand in the middle!
That’s the middle!

Got it, baby!
There he is.

Oh, there he goes.
Made it to the middle.

He’s looking good so far.

Oh, dang.
Let it take you around!

Start working your way up top,
to the top!

Lutzka
is a little disoriented,

and he’s making his way
to the outside now.

I think he understands
the concept.

Hold on to that one
and go around!

Stay on top of it!

Lutzka hanging on
for dear life,

getting poised to jump.
Oohee, oohee, okay.

I think he’s making his move
right here.

Yes.
Attaboy!

All right, get ready!
Oh, wow.

He is really stuck up there.

He is holding on
like a sloth.

He
Oh!

Nasty.
That’s all right.

You gotta move quick.
It’s not officially over yet.

We wanna watch that
in the replay.

No!

Lutzka does not know the
meaning of the word quitzka.

No.
That joke was the shizka.

There we go.
With renewed vim and vigor,

he’s gotta make it
to the other side safely

and release the Mamba.

Yes.

Okay.

You got that.
There you go.

He’s got a good solid
bear hug latched in there.

Uhhuh.
That’s a decent grip.

Uhoh.
I respect it.

Yep, yep, get yourself
Yeahoh, wait for it!

Oof, oof, oof!

He’s going back
to the bear hug.

Yep.
He’s gotta hustle,

’cause each tick in that clock

puts the $25,000
further in the distance.

He is gonna make the move.
All right.

I don’t know, I don’t know.
He’s not moving.

Yep, he is, watch.
He’s gonna make it.

He’s gonna try.
Is he?

Ooh!
Oohoh, boy!

He almost held on.

Whoo!
Congratulations!

Yeah, yeah!

Well, it is official.

That horn means that Lutzka
and Shred Mamba have timed out,

which means Jenne and Isabella,
the Adventure Club,

have won the Wipeout Zone
and $25,000!

Congratulations!
Thank you!

What kind of adventure
would you go on?

Mm, I’d probably, like,

take a tour through
the jungle or something.

What kind of adventure
would you go on?

Probably a mutual fund.
Okay, okay.

Appreciate that, you know,

like, maybe a yield
of 6% percent a year.

All right.

both: Whoo!

No more wipeouts!
You already did that enough!

Oh, my God!

As much as it pains me
to say it...

Say it, John.

Miss Adventures just
demolished this course.

Nicole keeps her dollar,
as Miss Adventures upsets,

taking the top prize
over Half Pipe Dreams.

The board boys just got bested

by one of the best teams
we’ve seen in the Zone.

Hearing that
was almost better

than winning money, John.
Almost.

Next week,
we’ll have brandnew teams

competing for a $25,000 prize.

Until then, I’m Nicole Byer.

And for Camille Kostek,
I’m John Cena.

Good night, and big balls!

Big balls!
Big balls!

And big balls!