01x10 - Dangerous Mugman

[bunniefuu]

[imitating plane engine]

♪ Come with me to the Inkwell Isles
It's just off the coast, maybe 29 miles ♪

♪ Where there's good, and there's bad
And then there's in-between ♪

♪ With Cuphead and Mugman
You'll see what I mean ♪

♪ Ice cream and rockets
Trouble never ends! ♪

♪ Watch these ding-dongs
As they make new friends ♪

♪ They'll need some help
Just to stay on track ♪

♪ Oh, no, there's that guy!
You better watch your back! ♪

-♪ So if you're looking for fun! ♪
-♪ Yes, we're looking for fun ♪

-♪ A dash of heebie-jeebies! ♪
-♪ We've got the heebie-jeebies ♪

♪ Pack your bags and let's go!
Welcome to The Cuphead Show! ♪

♪ Welcome to The Cuphead Show! ♪

[plays mellow coda]

[epic adventure music playing]

[customer] So, you got that package?

Yeah.

One box of grenades.

Two sacks of gunpowder.

A spool of piano wire.

And one tube of toothpaste.

Spearmint.

Nobody procures black-market goods
like you do, Porkrind.

Shh! Don't use my real name!

I like to keep a low profile.

[bell rings]

Hi, Porkrind!

[Porkrind groans]

Today's the day, Porkrind.
We've been saving up our chore nickels!

Can you guess
what we're gonna spend them on?

[Porkrind groans]

No.

The greatest game
in all the Inkwell Isles.

Also, it's a little bit scary.

Dirk Dangerous vs. the Volcano!

[machine dings]

-[gulps]
-Nickel me.

[machinery clicks]

[machine dings]

[gasps]

[hissing]

[siren blares]

Danger! Danger! Danger!

Oh.

Hey, Porkrind! Whatcha doin'?

-That looks neat.
-[Porkrind] Not for you.

-What's in this jar?
-[Porkrind] Hands off.

-What about this?
-[Porkrind] Classified.

[groans]

[Mugman] Whoa! Porkrind!

A shoe!

I found a shoe on the road
and put it on my foot.

The shoe was too small.
I wore it anyway. I lost my shoe earlier.

And it popped right on!

I realized the shoe I found was my shoe!

It wasn't too small.
Just a family of mice living inside.

I named them. Wanna know
what I named them? I named the mama Ding.

I named the papa Ding-Ding.

I named their baby…

-Eee!
-[machine dinging]

[growling]

[grunts]

[silence]

[laughs maliciously]

[Mugman] Porkrind. Porkrind. Porkrind.

-Hey, Porkrind! Porkrind! Porkrind!
-[machine dinging]

You know, you two would be perfect
for a special job.

Eh, never mind.
It's probably too dangerous.

Dangerous?

Dangerous?

[smashes]

Oh, yeah. Very scary.

I need a delicate package picked up
from this very dangerous location.

[Cuphead] "Mt. Eruptus"?!

Mount Eruptus?

Yep. That's the name of the place.

I can sense within you the bravery
required to complete this mission.

You, not so much.

Well, I take offense.
I could be dangerous too.

-Hmph!
-Yeah. Don't wait up for us.

-[bell rings]
-[door closes]

[groaning]

I'm not dangerous. How could I say that?

We gotta back out! I'm not up for this!
[wails] I wanna go home!

Oh, brother.

Wait!

Hold on there, Mugsy.

Whenever I need a little extra confidence,

I slap on these Dirk Dangerous goggles.

These things have
some kind of magical power.

Really?

Would I lie
about something this important?

I'm telling you, when I put these on,
I'm infused with confidence and bravery!

Confidence and bravery?

Oh, yeah!

Cuphead, I'm feeling a little dangerous.

That's the spirit!
Next stop, Mount Eruptus!

There she is!

[expl*si*n]

This tub oughta do nicely.

Shouldn't we get the one
that's most seaworthy?

Dirk Dangerous doesn't do seaworthy.
He does dangerous.

Ho, ho!

Now you're talking!

[epic adventure music playing]

I gotta tell you, Mug… man,

now that you're so dangerous,

I'm… even more excited
for this… adventure!

Just wait till we go over the falls.

The falls?!

[yelling]

[gasps]

That was…

sensational!

You just follow me, Cuphead.

These goggles give me a sense of adventure
you can't possibly comprehend.

-What? What happened?
-Uh…

Nothing! You just, uh, look so brave
in your goggles, which you're wearing,

is all I wanted to say.

Great. Let's move.

[epic adventure music playing]

[grunts, screams]

[yelling]

[grunts]

Ow, ow, ow!

-Phew!
-[rumbling]

[groans]

[groans, yells]

-[blows land]
-[plant growls]

[groaning]

Come on, Cuphead!
We gotta prove Porkrind wrong!

[Cuphead] Maybe we've had
enough danger for one day?

We don't even know
what this delicate package is!

Oh, yes, we do!

Eggs are delicate packages.

[yelps]

[rumbling]

[both yell]

Ow!

If we don't turn back, we're gonna die!

Trust the goggles.
They haven't failed us yet.

You lost the goggles!
You haven't been wearing them for hours!

No… No goggles?

[chattering, groans]

No goggles?!

[straining]

This is bad. This is bad!

[strains]

[both yell]

[grunt]

I'm sorry, Mugsy.
I shoulda told you the goggles came off.

Now we're gonna die!

[sobbing]

Wait. If I wasn't wearing the goggles,

that means I did
that dangerous stuff without them!

Don't you see, Cuphead?

The goggles were inside me
this whole time!

Gross. But I see your point.

Watch this.

[gasps]

[grunts]

Ah!

[groans]

[whimpers]

-[whistling sound]
-Whoa!

[rumbling]

[rumbling continues]

[yelling]

[cicada chirps]

[crash]

[victorious fanfare plays]

Here's your delicate package, my good sir.

Where have you guys been?
You were gone for three days.

Well, what do you expect?
You sent us to the top of Mount Eruptus.

Not the Mount Eruptus.

Mt. Eruptus Cleaners!

[cups] "Mt. Eruptus Cleaners"?

Oh!

Oh, well.

I guess there's only one thing
left to do, then.

Time to break my high score!

-Uh, Cuphead?
-What is it, Mugsy?

I'm feeling a little…

[confidently] …dangerous.

[epic adventure music playing]

Nickel me.

[Porkrind] Oh, no, you don't!

Here! Take it! And get out!

[laughing]

[Mugman] Thank you, Porkrind!

[mutters] Fricking, fracking, lousy cups.

Wait. If this ain't my laundry,
what the heck is it?

An egg?

[rattling]

[chirping]

-[screeches]
-[Porkrind chuckles]

Aw, cute.

[cooing]

I know what I'm having for dinner.

[rumbling]

Uh-oh.

[roars]

[growls]

[screeches]

I hate those cups.

[closing theme music playing]