01x03 - Courage Meets Bigfoot/Hothead

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Courage the Cowardly Dog". Aired: November 12, 1999 – November 22, 2002.*
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Courage is a timid pink dog who must overcome his fear and help save his owners, Eustace and Muriel, from ghosts and paranormal spirits living on the farm.
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01x03 - Courage Meets Bigfoot/Hothead

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We interrupt this program
to bring you...

Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.

Starring Courage,
the Cowardly Dog.

Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,

who lives in
the middle of Nowhere

with her husband,
Eustace Bagge.

But creepy stuff happens
in Nowhere.

It's up to Courage
to save his new home.

Stupid dog.

You made me
look bad.

- Ooga Boogga Boogga!
- Aahhh!

TV:
Aah!

[Yawns]

[crashing]

[distant growling]

Aah!

Ooh.

Aah!

Aah!

[growling deeply]

[car alarm]

[gulps]

[growls]

[Whimpers]

Ha ha.
You stupid dog.

What is it, Courage?

Help. Help. Help.

Oh, it's just the raccoons.

They must be hungry.

That was no raccoon.

[humming]

This is our lovely dessert
for tomorrow.

I hope we make it
until tomorrow.

[both snoring]

Oh!

[Whimpers]

Ooh! Ooh!

[excited gibberish]

Aah!

[binoculars break]

Oh, no, you don't.

Raccoon or not,
you're not getting this pie.

Aah!
[splat]

MURIEL:
Ahem.

Huh?

But--but--but--

That's all right, Courage.

I'll make another pie
in the morning.

But--but--but--

Next time, use a plate.

[windmill squeaking]

There was something
on the other end of that pie,

or my name's Aloysius,

and it's not.

[chewing]

[humming]

TV:
This is special Nowhere news.

There's a bigfoot
in these here parts.

He's been terrorizing
Nowhere.

Now we know the cause
of all them disasters.

We found proof positive
bigfoot is here.

Aah!

L, here, tell,

a reward is being offered
by the Nowhere Museum.

[applause]

A reward?!

That's for me.

$25 and a lifetime membership.

Zowie!

A lifetime
membership?

[humming]

Oh, baby.

Ooh! Oh!

If anyone
has any information

about any strange doings
lately,

contact us.

A reward, a reward.

And a lifetime
membership to boot.

Oh!

But, my friends, be careful.

What's all the excitement?

I'm going to get
myself a bigfoot.

Ha ha!

Ah, the reward, that's for me.
That's for me.

Dad, what's wrong
with your foot?

Maybe it was bigfoot
that was here last night.

Ooh!

Although
I certainly hope not.

Oh, no.

[teeth chattering]

[screaming]

[moaning]

Aah!

EUSTACE:
Mousetrap, fishing pole,

fly swatter,
iron t*rture collar.

Ha ha!

Now I'm ready
to get me a bigfoot.

[barking]

[deep growl]

Footprint.

[doorbell rings]

Get away from me.
I'm going to get me a reward.

[knock on door]

[doorbell rings]

We don't need any.

Please, mister.
My little boy is lost.

You seen my little boy?

Ain't seen
no lost boy.

Who was that?

Nobody.

Going to get me
a bigfoot.

Come on, Courage.
Let's have some pie.

Who can worry
on an empty stomach?

Aah!

[gulps]

Ooh.

Aah!

[growls]

Aah!

[growls]

Aah!

[growls]

I think I'll have
a wee cup of tea.

What do I do?
What do I do?

[ppbblltt]

[La Marseillaise playing]

[middle Eastern music
playing]

[tropical music playing]

Aah!

WOMEN: J" La la la la
la la la la la la J"

La la la la la"

d La la la
la la la la la la la d

WOMAN:
J" La la la la J"

La la la la"

WOMEN: J" La la la
la la la la la la J"

WOMAN: J" La la la la la la-- J"

EUSTACE:
Hey, what's for dinner?

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Huh?

WOMAN:
J" La la la la la la-- J"

[men talking excitedly]

Wha--what's going on?

MOB:
Bigfoot! Bigfoot!

Bigfoot! Bigfoot!
Bigfoot! Bigfoot...

Bigfoot, come on out.

[all talking excitedly]

Who threw this rock?

Get out of the way, Muriel.
There's a bigfoot in the house.

You'll get a big lump
if you throw another rock.

ALL:
Bigfoot! Bigfoot! Bigfoot...

[excited gibberish]

[growling]

Oh, uh...

[barking]

What are you,
men or what?

Get that bigfoot.

I want my reward

and my
lifetime membership.

[all cheering]

WOMAN: What are you
all doing to my boy?

Theodore.

Mommy!

MOB:
Aw.

[collar locks]

Ha ha!

The reward is mine.

Ow!

Eustace, take that collar off
the child's ankle.

No!

ALL:
Yes!

Make me.

[all talking excitedly]

Aah!

Stay back. Aah!

Aah!

[mob cheering]

Next time you want to play,
stay in our backyard.

Sorry, mommy.

How many times
have I told you?

You stay around the house...

there's a little
bigfoot in us all,

isn't there?

WOMAN:
J" La la la la J"

J" La la la la... J"

[creaking noisily]

"Bald? We want you!"

Ooh.

[Eustace reading out loud]

"Experimental institute."

MURIEL:
Eustace...

Eustace, can you please
fix this creak in my chair?

Not now.

Going out
for a while.

Then you should take
Courage for his haircut.

[growls]

[truck radio playing]

You look
good enough to me.

[chuckles]

[teeth chattering]

Thank you.
Oh, thank you

and thank you
and thanks.

Oh, thank you.

" Bagge-II

That's me.

You stay here,
you stupid dog.

Something smells fishy,

or my name's Slinkenhoffer,
and it's not.

MAN ON INTERCOM:
When did you lose your hair?

I was born--

Was your father bald?

A little on the--

Was your mother bald?

My ma?

MAN ON INTERCOM: Sister? Brother?
Second cousin, twice removed?

Eh?

What's 414 divided by 6?

What?

[moaning]

MAN ON INTERCOM: Now you will be
tested for resistance, resilience

and flexible strength.

What?

[wind blowing]

Hey!

[screaming]

Yeah!

[moaning]

[machine clicks]

Eh?

Aah!

[bells ringing]

[screaming]

Aah!

Huh?

[kiss]

MAN:
Approved.

[chuckling]

Oh!

[patient growling]

[teeth chattering]

[Courage reading out loud]

[teeth chattering]

Oh, "W-

Aah!

Ah.

COURAGE:
Aah!

[barking]

[imitates man growling]

[imitates expl*si*n]

How did you
get off your leash?

[whimpering]

[imitates man growling]

[imitates expl*si*n]

Come on, stupid dog.

But--but--

Oh, this is not good.

[gulps]

Ah, you won't recognize me
with hair,

you little...

[tires screech]

BOTH:
Aah!

Watch where
you're going, you fool.

[growling]

[teeth chattering]

[breathing heavily]

Oh!

Oh, Courage,
what a lovely haircut.

Oh, no. Not more.

Eustace, could you
fix this dreadful squeak?

Oh!

MURIEL:
Eustace!

Yeah. All right.

[whimpering]

[chair creaks]

[chair creaks]

[growling]

Ooh!

[ring]

[ring]

Ooh!

Ah.

MURIEL:
Eustace.

Eustace, could you
get this darn can open?

Yeah. All right.

[growling]

[doorbell rings]

I'll get it.

[doorbell ringing]

Oh, Courage,
you got the mail.

[expl*si*n]

Here.

Thank you, Eustace.

Oh!

[moaning]

[chair squeaking]

Eustace.

Stay calm.
Stay calm.

MURIEL: You still haven't
fixed the chair.

[grumbling]

Such a dreadful noise
it's making.

Stay calm.
Stay calm.

Can't you
fix the chair, Eustace?

[breathing heavily]

I know you can fix it
if you try.

[hums softly]

Stay calm.
Stay calm.

[humming softly]

MURIEL:
Eustace...

well, if you
can't fix my chair,

could you at least
thread my needle?

Yeah. Fine.

[moans]

[growls]

Oh!

[grumbling]

[growling]

[teeth chattering]

Oh!

It's getting
a bit windy in here.

[grumbling]

Ooh!

COURAGE:
Oh!

[excited gibberish]

EUSTACE:
Aah!

[boing]

Huh?

Oh.

[growling]

Ooh.

Aah!

[creaking]

Courage, remind me
to tell Eustace,

whenever that man
gets back,

to fix this chair.

[sheep bleats]

EUSTACE:
Stupid dog!
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