02x02 - Mom and Jerry/ Chubby Cheese/ That Crazy Robot

[bunniefuu]

Mouse, check.

Monkey, check.

Computer, check.

Computer: Brain transferring
sequence activated.

Dexter: Good.

Dee Dee: Psst. Hey, monkey.

What?!

Dexter: Oh, no!
I'm a mouse!

Hey, you. Cut that out.

Hey, come back here
with my body.

I need that for
things and stuff...

Don't worry, Dexter.
I'll help you catch that mouse.

Where the heck am I?

Uh-oh. The kitchen.

[Scream]

Mother!

Shoo, shoo, shoo.

Go on. Get!

[Splat]

Oh! Grr.

Phew!

[Crash]

[Crash]

Eww.

Ow!

[Crash]

Eww!

[Martial arts shouts]

Ooh, you! Grr!

Hey! My room!

Now I've got to access the lab,

somehow...

Computer: Welcome
to the laboratory.

Computer, launch decoy.
Security code f .

Oh, no. You're not getting
away this time, you...

Phew. Now, I've got to
get my heads together.

Oh, boy. What luck!

I'm right where I want me.

Computer: Brain transferring
sequence activated.

Dee Dee: Dexter, Dexter.

I told you I'd get help
to catch that mouse.

And so I did. See?

Meow!

Grr. Bark!

Dee Dee: Ooh!

Thank you, mommy.
Thank you, daddy.

Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you!

I think it's great
there's a place a kid can
just get loose and go bananas.

And a place where we
can be forever young.

Ooh...

Mmmm...

Ahhh...

Father: How's it going?

By my calculations,
father,

chubby cheese does
not equal fun.

Thank you, father!

My. You kids
look excited!

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!

Good, good. Because
I just ordered a...

Waitress: Triple Decker
chubby cheese special for ,

made especially just for you.

Yum, yum, yum.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen.
Boys and girls.

Please give a warm welcome
to our chief executive,

entertainer, and really
good pizza maker, chubby!

Hello, it's me. Chubby!

All: Hiya, chubby!

Welcome to chubby cheese's
pizza and amusement emporium.

[Music starts]

♪ I'm chubby, I'm cheesy,
I'm funny, and I'm featly ♪

♪ so help me live
and stuff your face ♪

♪ with a stinkin'
hunk of muenster ♪

Backup singers: ♪ stinkin' hunk
of muenster ♪

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

♪ Stinkin' hunk of muenster

wo, wo, wo!

Oh, no. My glasses!

And now for the comedy
stylings of sal and Pedro.

Sal: Hey, Pedro.

Pedro: Yes?

Sal: You know what I saw
in the kitchen tonight?

Yes.

Chubby, sleeping in his
skivvies on the pizza.

Yes.

[Laughter]

You k*ll 'em,
my little paisanos.

Dexter: My glasses, my
glasses,
oh, please, my glasses!

Chubby?

Hey, kiddo. It's time
for the big finale.

Finale?

♪ So if you believe in magic

♪ like I know you do

♪ then listen to us,
smile in my magic palace ♪

♪ stinkin' hunk of muenster

yeah, yeah, yeah!

♪ Stinkin' hunk of muenster

wo, wo, wo!

♪ Stinkin' hunk of muenster

yeah, yeah, yeah!

♪ Stinkin' hunk of grape ape

wo, wo, wo.

[Applause]

Mother: Now, Dexter. I know
we're having fun tonight,

but you need to be
more responsible.

These are expensive.

I know the value of a dollar.

Well, kids. Here's
a bunch of dough.

Go blow it on some games.

Thank you, daddy!
La, la, la...

Hmm. What is this thing?

Hmmm...i wonder...

If I could just reconfigure
the atomic structure of the
foam
exterior into a liquid state...

Whatcha doing, Dexter?
Huh? Huh? Huh?

I am discovering the
possibilities of this
apparatus.

Possibilities?

Just whack
the weasel, silly.

Just whack the weasel?

Yes. If you win,
tickets come out.

And if you have enough,
you could win...That!

Dexter: Monkey!

I want monkey!

Well, you'll have to b*at me,

because I already
have tickets!

I will b*at you!

Ha!

Oh, coin of coins,
let me win! Please?

[Siren blares]

Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh.

[Siren blares]

Dee Dee: more
tickets and I win.

You have won the battle,
but not the monkey.

What wonders I can create!

Yee haw!

[Siren blaring]

I am ticket king!

Officer calling
mission control.

Officer calling
mission control.

Ah, mission control here.

We have a code
here at sector .

Code ? Stand by
for further instructions.

Ah, captain?

Bring him to me.

I am almost the winner.

Hey, I'm not here for hugs.

Who are you?

I...i am Dexter...

The boy genius.

Do you realize how far
you have crossed the line?

I do now.

What? Oh, what did
you say, monkey?

Yes, yes. I also can
see into the future.

Mother: Dee Dee! Dexter!

Over here, mom.

Mother: It's time to go, dear.

Where's your brother?

What, monkey?

Oh, right.

Monkey says that
chubby carried him off to
the deepest, darkest shadows.

Well, go find him, hon.
We're going.

This technology...

This technology
surpasses even our own!

Join me in my plans, boy.
Invent for me.

Fulfill your destiny!

Or face the consequences.

[Siren blares]

Dexter?

Help!

Ahhh!

She's seen too much. Get her!

Dee Dee, jump into the air.

Gosh, kids. It's about time.

We will meet again,
little man.

Yes.

Dexter, want to
see my new dance?

No.

It's called
the fanciful unicorn.

Girl, I have seen better
steps on a ladder.

Ooh yeah? Like you
know any dances, Dexter.

[Music plays]

Yes. It is called the robot.

Word!

Ah! I love the smell of
science in the morning.

Good morning, Dexter.
Dexter?

Dexter?

Oh, Dexter?

Hi!

Dee Dee! Get away from there.

Oh, hi, Dexter!

Wooh.

Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you for saving me!

I am at your every command.

Ah. Robot, I command
you to curtsy.

Ahhhhh!

Ahhhhh!

Ahhhhh!

Dexter: Stop that yelling.

Screaming is not
permitted in the lab.

Neither is clapping, curtsies,
or any silly behavior.

Do you understand?

And stay out!

Hey, robot.
What time is it?

I don't know.
What time is it?

It's time to help Dee Dee
get ready for school!

Dee Dee! Time for school!

School, schmool.

I want to stay
and play with you.

I'll go to school with you.

Silly robot,
school is for kids.

But we're friends.
I'll do whatever you want.

I'll Polish your pencils,
carry your books,

eat your sandwich, yum!

Ok. But you'll have to be
on your best behavior.

Ok.

[Crash]

[Crash]

[Crash]

Gosh, Dee Dee.
Are you ok?

Well, my head
sort of hurts...

Look, it's a robot!

[Cheering]

Morning, class.
Today is surprise quiz day.

Oh.

Paraguay, soybeans,
the Russians, .

Shh! Stop making me cheat.

Abe Lincoln, Sri Lanka,
the andalusian
mountains.

Stop!

Dee Dee, no talking
during the quiz.

Cheater, cheater.

Quit it.

Be nice.

Yow!

Dee Dee, tell your
guest to behave.

But I didn't ask him to.

No buts.

You dummy,
now I'm in trouble.

But I...

No buts.

Robot: That dress
doesn't go on darby.

It goes on corky.

Lee Lee: Kick back, metal man.

Darbys are for girls.

Darby makes corky go
to the dance naked.

And disco Ben can be there, too.

No! Disco Ben
wouldn't be there.

This dance party
is private,

and he isn't even
on the guest list.

Yeah.

Those were my friends.

I thought we were friends.

Friends don't do
what you did.

Are you kids playing nice?

[Gasps] What a filthy
child I've raised.

Now you clean your room
and do your homework!

Mom, your roast is on fire.

The roast?

I can't believe you
tried to zap my mom!

Oh, ow, oh, oh.

Ooh, you...

Dexter, Dexter. Stupid
robot zapped my friends
and tried to zap mom.

What's this? A cry for help?

Stop it, Dexter.

Could it be that my dear sister
finally gets what she deserves?

Stop it. Stop being so mean.

Ha, ha, ha...

Wahh, wahh...

Dee Dee, make it stop.
Please, please!

Ooh. Dee Dee. How did you
stop that crazy robot?

Beats me.

Thank you. Thank you.
I'm at your every command.

Thanks, but no thanks, Dexter.

I can dress myself.

Enter at your own peril,

past the vaulted door where
impossible things may happen

that the world's
never seen before,

♪ in Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy
you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows his
experiments to smithereens
♪

♪ there is gloom and doom
while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab