01x03 - Rampage of the Phlogs

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Ewoks". Aired: September 7, 1985 – December 13, 1986.*
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The adventures of Wicket W. Warwick and his friends on the forest moon of Endor.
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01x03 - Rampage of the Phlogs

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We are the E-E-E-E-E-E-Ewoks

We're the spirits from the forest moon

We're the E-E-E-E-E-E-Ewoks

We're the spirits from the forest moon

We are brave, we are bold
Like our storytellers told

That we're strong and we will fight
And we'll stand up for our rights

We're the E-E-E-E-E-E-Ewoks

We're the spirits from the forest moon

We are the E-E-E-E-E-E-Ewoks

We're the spirits from the forest moon

Yes, we're home on the ground
And on highways in the trees

When we want to fly high
We just sail out on the breeze

We are the E-E-E-E-E-E-Ewoks

Yeah, we're one big happy family

We are the E-E-E-E-E-E-Ewoks

One big happy happy family

KNEESAA: (SIGHS) It's so nice to get away
from the village now and then.

No chores to do. No Aunt Bozzie to please.

LATARA: And no boys to spoil our fun.

(FLUTE PLAYING)

Oh, I can think of one boy
you wouldn't mind seeing.

What? Who?

You know,

your little honey drop, Teebo.

Oh, yeah.

Teebo.

(GIGGLING)

Yeah, Teebo.

I don't have it that bad. Do I?

Oh, Teebo.

(SPEAKS EWOKESE)

(IN ENGLISH)
Catch me, I'm going to faint.

(GIGGLES) Oh, spare me.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

- (SPLUTTERING)
- (KNEESAA GASPS)

(GROWLS)

The Phlogs have come back to our forest.

CHIRPA: By the great trees?

Are you sure, daughter?

KNEESAA: Yes, Father.
A whole family of them.

They pushed through the trees as if
they were walking through tall grass.

Oh!

Goopa, Wicket.

Hi, uh, Malani.

What do you think of my new hat?
Isn't it pretty? Oops.

Hmm.

Chief Chirpa gave it to me himself.

That means I'm a grown up member
of the tribe. Almost.

That means you can ask me out
to go berry-picking.

Or walking in the moonlight.

Or maybe even holding hands.

Uh, Malani.

Oh, yes, Wicket?

Could you keep it down, please?
I can't hear the elders.

LOGRAY: The Phlogs are mighty beings.
It's true.

But they are usually calm and peaceful.

We must stay out of their way

and never, never make them angry.

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(GIGGLING, BABBLING)

(SPEAKING PHLOG LANGUAGE)

(BLOWING)

(PHLOG GRUNTS)

(SPEAKING PHLOG LANGUAGE)

(LAUGHING)

(BABBLING)

(SNARLING)

(GIGGLING, BABBLING)

(CREATURE YOWLS)

(GIGGLING)

(BABBLING)

(CREATURE GROWLS)

(BAWLING)

(WHOOSHING)

(SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

(SNIFFLES)

(IN ENGLISH) Come.

We must work quickly.

(GRUNTING)

(PHLOG SHOUTS IN DISTRESS)

(SPEAKING PHLOG LANGUAGE)

(SNIFFING)

Ewoks!

(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)

(SHOUTS ANGRILY)

Thanks to those clues we left,

the Phlogs think
the Ewoks stole their child.

Even Logray's powers will not save
his people this time.

Take him away.

But gently.

Once his family has destroyed the Ewoks,

we will return him safe and sound.

Meanwhile, I know the perfect place,

where we can leave him to be cared for.

What?

You expect me, the king of all Duloks,

to wet nurse a sniveling Phlog brattling?

You go too far, Mistress Morag.

MORAG: King Gorneesh.

I thought you'd welcome a chance
to do a favor for me.

Of course, if you are unwilling...

- (WHOOSHING)
- (DULOK WHIMPERING)

(CHUCKLING)

We'd be delighted to have
the dear infant with us. (CHUCKLES)

- Thank you, O King.
- (WHOOSHING STOPS)

I will return for him after his family

has destroyed the Ewok village.

Farewell.

(GRUNTS)

Using the Phlogs to wipe out the Ewoks?

Mmm. I almost feel sorry
for the little runts.

- (BABY PHLOG GIGGLING)
- (GROANING)

But I feel a lot sorrier for me.

- Let go of me. Cut that out.
- (GIGGLING)

(SCREAMING) Stop it. Stop it.

(SCATTING)

Whee!

- Guppamanya.
- (CHITTERING)

Hey.

- Where...
- (CHITTERING)

You wanna play, huh?

I'm going to find you. (GIGGLES)

Danvay. Let's hurry.

I'd hate to run into those Phlogs again.

(EXCLAIMS IN EWOKESE)

I don't know which will be scarier.

Tangling with one of them,
or Teebo's little sister. (LAUGHS)

Now, now. She likes you.

And I like her. Far away from me.

What a pest.

KNEESAA: Wicket, aren't you being
a little hard on her?

WICKET: Come on, Kneesaa.

The way Malani stares at me
with those big moony eyes

reminds me of the way
Latara stares at Teebo. (LAUGHS)

- (BLOW LANDS)
- Ow! Beecha wawa, Latara.

(CHITTERING)

(CRYING)

(CHITTERING)

(CONTINUES CRYING)

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERING)

(GRUNTING, LAUGHING)

Cut it out.

Latara.

(CHITTERING)

What's the matter, Munyip?

(CHITTERING)

- No.
- Hey, Teebo, what's up?

This Munyip said he was playing with
my sister, Malani,

in the flower bush when we went by.

And that you said something
that made her cry.

Now she's run off into the woods.

- Wicket.
- Way to go, Wicket.

I'll see you later.

I've got to find Malani.

Hold on, Wicket. We're coming with you.

Malani. Malani.

Malani.

- (WHOOSHING)
- Wait. (SPEAKS EWOKESE)

(WHOOSHING)

The trees say she came this way,

but there's something else. A warning.

- (LOUD THUMPING)
- (ALL EXCLAIMING)

LATARA: What was that?

Wait here.

Malani, is that you?

Malani.

Ee Chee Wa Wa.

(SHOUTING ANGRILY)

Ewok!

(SPEAKS IN PHLOG LANGUAGE)

Let's get out of here.

(PANTING)

(SHOUTS)

- This way.
- (PHLOG GRUNTS)

Into the log!

Ewoks.

Come on, help me push.

Heap, heap.

(GRUNTS)

(ALL GROANING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(PHLOGS GRUNTING)

(KNEESAA COUGHING)

The Phlogs are on a rampage.

We've got to warn the village.

Chak. Teebo and I could look for Malani.
We've got to find her...

(PHLOGS SHOUTING ANGRILY)

...before they do.

(BAWLING)

Hurry up with that glock.

This is the fifth batch today.
How much is he gonna eat?

Don't complain.

You got the easy job.

Hey, watch it.

(BAWLING)

What's he bawling about?

(GASPS)

(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)

Oh, no, you're not serious.

(CLEARING THROAT)

Loyal subjects,

great honor and rewards

as well as my eternal gratitude

- await the Dulok brave...
- (FOOTSTEPS RUNNING AWAY)

(GROANS)

(GRUMBLING)

(GRUNTS) Now, stay out of trouble.

(GIGGLING)

And just to make sure you do...

you won't be going anywhere,
trussed up like that.

Now for a little nap.

See ya, Bradley.

(KING GORNEESH YAWNS)

(KING GORNEESH SNORING)

(CRYING)

(BABY PHLOG WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERING CONTINUES)

- (BAWLING)
- MALANI: Oh.

Hi.

Who are you?

Want me to help you get your foot unstuck?

(SNIFFLES)

Okay.

There, I untied it.

Ewok.

You're welcome.

But where's your mama and daddy?

(SOBBING)

Well, at least we both found a friend.

- Malani.
- Malani.

- Where are you?
- MALANI: Right here.

Malani?

Goopa, Teebo,

and others.

Hi Malani.

Malani, come down from there.

He won't hurt me, he's my new friend.

I found him all alone in the woods.

- Can I keep him, Teebo? Can I?
- No, of course not.

Hey, if we lead him back to his parents

- I bet they'll leave us Ewoks alone.
- WICKET: Good thinking, Teebo.

(EXCLAIMS IN DELIGHT)

Dangar.

(SPEAKS IN PHLOG LANGUAGE)

MALANI: Teebo.

Malani.

Ooh, the rope.

Teebo.

Yub nub!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

URGAH: Come on, we need more food.

I hate to think what Morag's going to do
if we don't get that baby back.

Relax, the smell of this food
will get him back.

Hey King, here he comes.

Our baby.

DULOK: Yay!

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

(SLURPING)

(GASPS) Teebo.

Wicket.

Where am I?

I don't think you're going
to like the answer.

Welcome to our little hideaway, furballs.

(GRUNTING)

(SPEAKS IN PHLOG LANGUAGE)

The mother Phlog claims
we've stolen her baby.

What? Maybe someone did take their baby.

Yes, someone who wanted us
to be blamed for the crime.

Morag.

(GRUNTS)

(WHIMPERS, SCREAMS)

(CHANTS IN EWOKESE)

(GRUNTS)

Kneesaa, are you okay?

I think so.

By the great trees,

You've saved them, my friend.

(PHLOGS SHOUT IN PHLOG LANGUAGE)

We've got to find that baby Phlog.

(TRILLING)

(KING GORNEESH LAUGHS)

The Ewok elders will pay us a fine
reward for returning their lost cubs.

DULOK: Hey King,

look what else we found
wandering around in the swamp?

New additions to the to Dulok nursery.
(CHUCKLES)

(BAWLING)

KING GORNEESH: A-ha.

Here you go.

Uh, hi Malani.

(SCOFFS) Well, if it isn't
master Wicket W. Warrick

- come to call me more names.
- (CLEARS THROAT)

Malani, I never meant those things I said.
Not really.

I think you're a great kid
and I wouldn't hurt you for the world.

Would it help if I said I'm sorry.

Oh, Wicket.

(WICKET GRUNTING)

(SOFTLY) Okay, here's the plan.

We'll need the help
of those Humming peepers.

Think you can talk them into it?

- Does King Gorneesh need a bath?
- (LAUGHS)

(KNEESAA HUMMING)

Now, what are you up to?

Oh, just humming a lullaby my mama
would sing to my sister and me.

(SCOFFS) Singing babysitters yet.

Let's hear the great chief's daughter
serenade the Duloks with a song.

(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

(SINGING IN EWOKESE)

(FLUTE PLAYING)

(SINGING CONTINUES)

(TRILLING)

(TRILLING)

(DULOKS SNORING)

- (BIRDS TRILLING)
- (SINGING CONTINUES)

Shh.

Thanks, peepers. All set, Wicket?

- Wicket?
- (SNORING)

(HORN BLARING)

Warriors, ready your weapons.

(INDISTINCT CLAMORING)

(LOUD THUMPING)

WICKET: When you sing a lullaby,
you sing a lullaby.

I just hope he'll stay asleep long enough
for us to get him back to his parents.

(DULOKS SNORING)

(SHOUTS) The baby! The Ewoks!

(ALL SCREAM)

After them, you fools. After them!

Stop this madness, we beseech you.

(GRUNTS, SHOUTS)

(GRUNTS)

(SHOUTS IN EWOKESE)

- (EWOKS CLAMORING)
- (MORAG LAUGHING)

What a glorious sabotage.

I shall cherish this moment for centuries.

We're almost there,
just a little bit further.

Whoa!

- No.
- No, don't do it.

- (BAWLING)
- No, please.

Huh?

- (BABBLING)
- (SPEAKING IN PHLOG LANGUAGE)

KING GORNEESH: Freeze, furballs.

I want that baby. (GASPS)

(GRUNTING)

(DULOKS SCREAMING)

(LAUGHTER)

(GROANS)

What a terrible day.

Oh, look at the bright side, sire,
nothing else could possibly go wrong.

Hmm. Yeah, I guess you're right.

(GASPS)

You let the Phlog child escape.

(HESITATING) Now, now, Morag,
I can explain. You see...

(HESITATING)

You tell her, Shaman.

Uh, of course, I... (BABBLING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Out of my way!

(LAUGHING)

(SPEAKS PHLOG LANGUAGE)

(LAUGHING)

(COOING)

(SPEAKS IN PHLOG LANGUAGE)

(IN ENGLISH)
Yes, the Ewoks are your friends.

I hope you aren't jealous, Wicket.

Oh, I'll learn to live with it.

(SPEAKS IN PHLOG LANGUAGE)

MALANI: I'll see you again.

LOGRAY: May the light's spirit
go with you.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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