02x04 - Mayhem in Mascot

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Ben 10". Aired: October 1, 2016 – September 18, 2020.*
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Building on the highly successful franchise about kid hero Ben Tennyson, Ben 10 introduces a re-imagined Ben, his cousin Gwen, and Grandpa Max, as they travel the country during summer vacation.
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02x04 - Mayhem in Mascot

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After all these years...

there you are.

Grandpa, what was wrong
with that place?!

I'm starving!

What's so special
about where we're going?!

Ah, trust me -- this place
is worth the wait.

Ha, ha!
And here we are!

This place looks nice.

Oh, no,
we're not eating here.

We're going down there.

[ Humming upbeat tune ]

No way am I going
down there!

It's this or eat
whatever's growing

in your corner
of the Rustbucket!

Rude!

You sure this is
a restaurant, Grandpa?

I thought I saw a cat
with a tattoo.

I think it was a rat!

We're at the right place!

Password?

Avocado.

[ Door creaks ]

What do ya know --
it's a burger joint.

[ Sniffs ]
And it smells delicious!

Welcome to
Bistro Incognito!

This place is so exclusive,

I had to make reservations
eight months ago!

Oh, excuse me, ah,
three menus please!

We don't do menus.

-Ugh, you guys?!
-Ugh, you guys?!

Your menu is etched
into the counter top.

Gwen:
They're hieroglyphs!

How are we supposed
to read that?!

We have kids menus
with pictures.

Ooh, pictures!
Ooh, pictures! Ooh, pictures!

Mmm, too meaty. Too veggie.
Too slimy.

[ Gasps ] Oh, my gosh!

They have a deep-fried
chocolate cheeseburger

rolled in rock candy!
[ Angelic choir sings ]

Uh, will that be with
or without sprinkles?

With, please!

[ Ding! ]

All right!

I've got a squid
and squash burger.

A tomato and turnip
baguette.

And, lastly, a deep-fried,
chocolate and cheeseburger,

rolled in rock candy
with sprinkles.

I've never seen anything
more beautiful.

Do not attempt to eat this
without proper utensils.

If you need anything else,
I'm busy!

[ Munching ]

Oh. [ Chuckles ]

[ Chuckling ] Mmm!
Mmm!

Eh.

[ Clang! Clang! ]

[ Heavenly music plays ]

[ Clang! ]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

What's the matter?!

[ Muffled grunting ]

Let me take a look.

[ Gags ] Yeah, um --
that looks bad.

Mother of all cavities,
bad.

Cavity?!

You do hit the sweets
pretty hard, Ben.

It must have caught up
with you.

Me? Nuh-uh!

[ Crying ]

[ Crying ]

It's not that bad, really.

I think I can...manage.

[ Whimpering ]

As much as I enjoy
your screams of anguish,

it's making the customers
uncomfortable.

Please see the dentist
next door.

[ Lisping ]
This is weird.

Huh. The reviews for this place
are actually pretty positive.

"I thought I'd never
eat candy again,

but this dentist fixed
my teeth like it was magic."

[ Groans ]

Whoa! I'm just about
to close.

Fix tooth pweeth!

Well, let's see what
we've got here.

[ Gags ]

[ Chuckles ]
Only kidding!

Come on back, and we'll
get you strapped into

the old t*rture device!

Still kidding!

Weird.

Really weird! Ow!

Whoa, cool! Why does
a dentist have all this stuff?!

Huh. I think he's
an adventurer.

Whoa, cool!

All righty,
here comes Mr. Pointy.

Oh, not a fan
of Mr. Pointy?

I'll tell you what, focus
on that crystal up there,

and it'll take your mind
right off it.

[ Gasps ]
It's beautiful!

Oh, yeah, and I think
I inherited that one

from my grandpa.

Or maybe I found it
when I went spelunking

in the lava caves
of Iceland.

All I know is it works
like a charm every time.

Now open wide!

Aw, how ya been, Ben?!

[ Normal voice ] Cybearg!
It's so great to see you.

Let's go blow stuff up!

You betcha, Ben!

But not before we have
some breakfast!

Paw-waffles! Eep!

[ Drill whirring ]
[ Slurping ]

[ Lisping ] Waffles!

Um, hi.
Do you have an appointment?

Only with destiny,
simpleton.

The crystal is no trinket.

What the Hex?!

[ Gasps ]

[ Grunts ]

Good choice!

All right, Hexxy,
you know the routine!

You do something bad, I knock
ya around a bit, you go bye-bye!

Not this time.

Meddling fool!

[ Both grunting ]

Ow! [ Groans ]

Aliens get toothaches,
too?!

Man!

Behold, the true power
of the crystal!

Rachtoo verus noz araga

hopi kamee noh!

I hope you enjoy wrestling
with your deepest fears!

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Laughs ]

Too late.

[ Sighs ] I've never
been able to solve these.

[ Chuckles nervously ]
Hi, I need,

uh, some help back here!

Is Ben's cavity
giving you problems?

It's more of a problem with
his inter-dimensional portal.

They went in there?!

Whoa, what is this place?
[ Distant thumping ]

[ Hex chuckling ]

You've brought us both into
my realm of nightmares.

Here, I can make your fears
into reality.

And that's only
the beginning!

Vikto anoos seepray!

Ma vu ragnus antoo!

The portal's getting bigger!

[ Grunts ]

My turn.
[ Grunts ]

What's going on?!

Whoa!

I alone rule here.

And, soon, I will expand
this portal of nightmares

until it engulfs the world!

All will cower in fear,

and from their knees,
I shall rule them!

Pity you won't get to see it,
but scream for me anyway!

[ Laughs ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Continues screaming ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Sighs ] Ow, my tooth!

Really?!
Even in nightmare-world?!

[ Creature growling ]

Sure could use XLR right now!

[ Grunting ]

[ Gasps ] Algebra?!

I'm definitely in a nightmare!

Woman: Who would like
to come up to the board?

Mrs. Roland?

How about you,
Mr. Tennyson?!

[ Panicked grunting ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Crackling ]

[ Laughing ]
Did somebody break their...

toy?!

[ Groans, grunts ]

[ Panting ]

Aah!

How am I supposed to fight
anything

without the Omnitrix?!

[ Panting ]

Whoa!

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunt echoing ]

[ Groans ]

I can't. I can't do it.

I'm useless without
my powers.

I can't win.

I wouldn't say that, Ben!

Yeah!

Hex has a lousy
imagination.

He can only make up
bad stuff.

You, on the other hand...

Hex: Shala soomna aloov!

Manah manah shanana!

Bola mi toh vee!

Hey, Hexxy,

Cybearg dream battle!

[ Gasps ]
What in nightmare's name?!

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

-Whoa!
-Whoa!

[ Both grunting ]

Cybearg!

[ Crackling ]

[ Metal clangs ]



-Ben!?
-Ben!?

-Can you hear us?!
-Can you hear us?!

Gwen, Grandpa?

Max:
You can find a way out, Ben!

Don't let Hex's old tricks
stop you!

Gwen: Yeah! Kick him
in the nightmares!

Hex's old tricks!

Hex: [ Laughing ]

How touching.

Do you really think
you can escape?

Without your little toy,
you're nothing!

You're wrong, Hex.

You can try to scare me,

but I know you're
just a jerk

who has to steal magical junk
to feel powerful!

No, I don't think so.

Now, if you'll -- huh?

The portal's
changing color!

You lied! You don't have
control over this place, Hex.

It likes my dreams
as much as your nightmares!

That's insipid!

Go back to being scared!

Oh, I'm afraid --
afraid that you're late

for your appointment
with Dr. Cannonbolt!

[ Panting, grunts ]

Whoa!

Mr. Hex, these reports

aren't going to file
themselves!

Yes, sir.

Never met anyone

so useless!

Whoa, I almost feel bad
for the guy.

Gwen: Ben!
You need to get out.

The portal is collapsing!

What do I do with him?

[ Screaming, grunts ]

No thanks for the ride!

[ Grunts ]

Do we go after him?!

No, the portal's closing.

It's time to go home.

Are you ready to jump?!

Good-bye, buddy!

I'll see you in
your dreams, pal!

[ Screams ]

Oh, hey.
Thanks for breaking my fall.

-I'm glad you're safe.
-Ow! Doc?

Oh, so much better.

I'd be sure to brush
twice a day and come back

in six months
for another checkup.

Dark alleys, dentists,
and Hex.

You conquered
a lot of fears today.

Uh-uh, except squids.
Squill the worst.
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