02x11 - Say Cheese!

[bunniefuu]

Boys, today,
we're taking a family portrait.

Aw.

"Aw" is right.

It'll be a memento of the family I love.

-Amusement park! Amusement park!
-Movies! Movies!

-Amusement park!
-Movies!

Will you two stop it?!

I mean, uh,
we can't take a family portrait

with you two arguing, now can we?

Well, I wanna go to the amusement park.

And I wanna go to the movies.

-Amusement park!
-Movies!

-Amusement park!
-Movies!

-Amusement park! Amusement park!
-Movies! Movies!

-Amusement park!
-Movies!

-Amusement park.
-Mo-- Movies.

Look, boys,
if you two can't stop fighting,

I'll never get my family photo.

A memento of the family I love.

Can't you try to get along
for your Elder Kettle?

Yes, Elder Kettle.

That's the spirit.

Now, let's get you two cleaned up.

Oh!

-Amusement park!
-Movies!

Will you two stop fighting!

Okay, how about this?

Stop fighting, we take the portrait,
memento, family I love,

then I'll take you
to the amusement park and the movies.

Yay! Whoo-hoo!

Yay!

-Uh…
-Wait a minute.

You're always promising to take us places.

Then when it's time to go,
you say you can't remember.

I don't remember that.

Oh, Kettle, you rascal, you.

Here we go, boys.

Time to find that perfect setting.

Well, thanks to your shenanigans,
we missed the actual sunset,

but this'll do.

Now, don't move a muscle,

starting… now!

Eight seconds…

six,

five,

four…

Say cheese!

Amusement park!

-Movies!
-Hey! Will you two knock it off?

-Get back over here. I said stop that!

Get back over here! Oh!

-Cheese!

You saw nothing!

Uh, Elder Kettle,

are you ready to talk
about, uh, Diaper Baby?

Okay. I'll tell you.

Long ago, my mother entered me
into a Cutest Baby contest.

I won,

and it ruined my life.

I became known as Diaper Baby.

It haunted me my entire childhood.

Well, you can imagine
what school was like for Diaper Baby.

That's why I decided to…

Burn them all!

Hey, what happened to the amusement park?

And the movie?

-Amusement park! Amusement park!
-Movie! Movie!

But Elder Kettle!

You promised!
Me and Mugsy came through on our end.

Oh, did you?

Here's what I remember.

I set the timer, took my place,

and with only the waning vestiges
of daylight remaining,

I said, "Cheese!"

Meanwhile,
you two couldn't resist fighting!

And now the only thing
I wanted is ruined.

Portrait… Memento…

One minute we're going
to the movies and the amusement park,

and the next minute we're going nowhere.

Oh! I know what'll cheer us up.

The photo of Diaper Baby.

As upsetting as the Diaper Baby is
to Elder Kettle, it sure is funny.

Luckily, the camera flashed
right when the dust cleared.

So we could get that photo printed up
and laugh at Diaper Baby forever.

Yeah. Forever.

-Forever. Forever. Forever.

No!

-Whoa!

Elder Kettle?

-Looking for something?

Good work, Mugsy.

Now, why don't you
just let me take it from here?

Smart boy, keeping that camera
away from Cuphead.

You know, Mugman,
you were always my favorite.

Ah, you said the same exact thing
when you wanted my free pie coupon.

-You don't need Cuphead, my boy.

Now, let's just you and I talk
about your amusement park.

-Movies.
-Right, right. Movies.

Let's face it, Mugman.

This whole you and Cuphead thing?

It's getting old.

Try this on for size.

Kettle, Mugman.

Mugman, Kettle.

Kettle, Mugman. Mugman…

Don't listen to him. Think about it.

That camera's our bargaining chip.

-Hmm.

'Cause Elder Kettle wants the picture.

Kettle, Mugman. Mug… man?

And what's Elder Kettle gotta do
if he wants that picture?

He's gotta do what he promised.

That's right. Now, gimme the camera.

All right. We'll both hold it.

Hmm!

Time to make good
on your promise, Elder Kettle.

So let me just get this straight.

You're blackmailing me.

Pretty much.

Looks like I've got
no other choice but to…

-Gimme that camera!

-No!

It's… It's…

Ruined!

Now we'll never get to the movies.

Amusement park!

-Movies!
-Amusement park!

Fire poker!

So I says,
"Honey, you must bee pollen my leg!"

Get it? Honey? Pollen?

'Cause we're bees?

I don't get it.

Wait. Is that…

Requesting backup.

We got two escaped cookie convicts
from the cookie factory caper.

We also have
the Diaper Baby billboard burner.

He's armed and insane.

Well, boys,
your Elder Kettle couldn't be happier.

But we destroyed your camera.

And we're all dirty and scuffed.

True, true, but at least
I'm finally getting my family portrait.

Face forward.

Say cheese!

Cheese!