03x11 - Dome of Doom/Snowman's Revenge

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-We interrupt this program to bring you

Courage the Cowardly Dog show!

- Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!
-(COURAGE SCREAMS)

Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,

who lives in the middle of Nowhere
with her husband Eustace Bagge.

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-But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.

- It's up to Courage to save his new home.
-(SCREAMING)

Stupid dog! You made me look bad!

-(EUSTACE YELLS)
-(COURAGE SCREAMS)

Mmm-hmm.

(WHINES)

Food.

Food. I need food!

Where's my lunch?

Right here.

You just don't have
a green thumb like mine.

Why don't you and your thumb go into
town and buy some groceries?

What? And spend money?

(MUMBLING)

Huh?

(MURIEL READING)

(LAUGHS) Happy birthday to me.

We at Mega-Veg are delighted that you

and your family have volunteered
to test our product.

Blah, blah, blah.

Never before in the annals of
agriculture has mankind

had an edible product that can withstand
the harsh elements of nature.

Just get to the "free" part.

Planted under our new

Millennium Geodesic Environmental Dome,

and with just a few of our
patented mega-seeds,

and the press of a button,
you'll have a garden

that will be the envy
of all your neighbors.

Don't got no neighbors!

When do we eat?

Just step inside your new dome home
and let the growing begin.

- Eh?
'(GASPS)

(GASPS)

Oh, no!

I want my free food!

Here's the seeds the nice man left us.
Cabbage, peas, tomatoes.

- Grow, you stupid plants!
- MURIEL: Hold on, Eustace.

Look.

Oh! (LAUGHS)

(SCREAMS)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

- Oh.
-(ALL SCREAM)

(SCREAMS)

(WHIMPERING)

-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- Courage is outside!

I ain't letting that storm in here.

(SCREAMS)

(DUCK QUACKS)

- Oh!
-(THUDDING)

(LAUGHS)

(PANTING)

(GASPS)

(WHIMPERS)

Courage.

I hope our little seeds survived.

Oh, my!

Food. Go pick it.

MURIEL: Let's start the harvest, Courage.

(SNIFFING)

(BEES BUZZING)

Oh, a honey bee must have
gotten lost in here.

(SNIFFING)

-(GROWLS)
-(SCREAMS)

(BARKING)

I know you're hungry, Courage.

I'll have that vegetable stew
cooking in no time.

(GASPS)

(MURIEL HUMMING)

Courage, the olive oil is in the basement.
Would you fetch it for me?

(WHINES)

(MURIEL SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

(STRUGGLING)

Eh?

(GROWLS)

Muriel, get out of the way.

Eustace, you know those
vegetables you want to eat?

I think they want to eat us.

You're crazy!
And if you ain't gonna cook for me,

guess I'll have to feed myself.
(SLURPING)

(SNARLING)

Ah!

(EUSTACE SCREAMING)

(MURIEL SCREAMS)

- MURIEL: Courage, help!
-(EUSTACE SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SNIFFING)

(GRUNTS)

Ow'.!

(GROANS)

Stupid dog!

(GROANS)

What's that?

(SCREAMING)

(EUSTACE SCREAMING IN DISTANCE)

(READING)

Oh, no!

(GULPS)

(SNARLING)

Oh!

The button!

(THUNDER BREAKING)

Oh! Push it again.

(SCREAMING)

Ooh!

I never thought I'd be so happy
to see frozen vegetables.

(SCREAMS)

(BOTH SCREAM)

Where's my lunch?

The vegetables are outside waiting to
eat us and all you can think about is...

- Food!
- Oh.

Huh?

(SNIFFING)

Ah...

Mmm. (SLURPS)

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMS)

(SNARLING)

(EXCLAIMS)

(cow MOOING)

Graze!

(LAUGHS)

-(VEGETABLES SLURPING)
-(GASPS)

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING)

Ah.

(SNIFFING)

Finally, food.

Mmm. (CHUCKLES)

Yay!

Want more food!

Ah! Where's my dinner?

So, the old North Pole has melted away.

It was inevitable.
But I'll create a new frozen home

where I can keep cool,
thanks to my ingenious invention...

Cold Finger!

You're the one with the Minus Touch.

(LAUGHS) But where should I make
my new frozen home?

Where? Where? Where?
I can't go back to the North Pole.

Too many memories of friends
who are melted.

So, I'll set up my new West Pole.

Right there. Nowhere.

(LAUGHS)

Every time we go square dancing,
you rip your pants on the first do-si-do.

Stupid do-si-do.

Well, would you look at that, Eustace?
It's snowing.

Can't be snowing. It's August.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Gotta get me some snow tires!

(CRASHING)

MURIEL: Lovely.

(EUSTACE MUTTERING)

Won't it be nice to get inside
and get all warmed up?

ALL: Ooh.

You must have set the thermostat
too low, Eustace.

- Huh?
'oh. my!

(GASPS)

Who the heck are you?

Man... Snowman.

(SCREAMS)

And that, my friend, is the West Pole,

center of the new arctic region,
which you will help me complete.

You, dog.

Keep us nourished with
a steady supply of snow cones.

(WHINES)

You, woman. Keep me entertained.

Snowman cannot work if
he's not entertained.

Oh! I'll have to get out my sitar!

And you, old man, you shall keep watch
from atop that pole to let me know

when the snow has completely
blocked out the sun.

Go!

I ain't sitting on no pole.

(LAUGHS)

(GASPS)

Mean old bossy snowman.

d (SITAR PLAYING) d

I've got icicles on my blisters.

(LAUGHS)

(TEETH CHATTERING)

Dog.

Fill her up. (LAUGHS)

Ah. Tutti-frutti.

(SHIVERING)

The sun's blocked out.

(CHUCKLES) Excellent.
You can come down now.

Enough music. I must address you all. Dog!

I say, 409-'

(WHINES)

You have served me well.

Now, I suppose you'll want to leave me.

Mmm-hmm.

Wait! Hear me out first.
You've become like family to me.

If you stay here in the West Pole,
I'll welcome you as my fellow snowmen,

snow people... Snow creatures...

- Slush puppies, differently
-(CONTINUES SHIVERING)

temperatured individuals.
Friend-sicles,

chosen frozen people... Snow-migos.

(GASPS)

(STRAINING)

I'll just call you my fellow snowmen.

Will you stay?

You will?

(LAUGHS)
Today, I feel like the luckiest guy

on the surface of the
barren frozen tundra.

d (SNOWMAN SINGING) d

(COURAGE GROANS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

How sad to be the last of the snowmen!

My heart longs for my snowman friends
from the old days.

The days before things got hot.

(G ROANS AND SCREAMS)

Well, I'll make it simple for you.

Not long ago,
the North Pole was a frozen paradise.

But then something happened to the blanket
of gas that wraps all around the planet,

protecting it.

This blanket got weaker until...
It ripped!

(SCREAMING)

I was able to survive,
but my friends weren't so lucky.

There was nothing I could do.
And you know whose fault it was?

Huh?

It was all the fault of man!

Oh... (swans)

(GASPS)

(SNORING)

PILOT: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
This is Captain John Dilworth.

If you look out your window to the
left, why, there's the hole in the ozone.

Yay!

Oh!

Whew!

(THUDDING)

Huh?

Yay!

Oh, come on. When you had
the Old Maid, I picked it from you.

Now you have to pick it from me.

Snowman does not want to be the Old Maid.

Dog! Where have you been?
More snow cones all around!

Ah! Could it be?

My old home. My old friends.

(WHISTLES)

Ah, lvana! Let us go home.

Wens)

Huh?

Oh, my!

What's... Eh? Where's my pants?

(enemas)

How do you like my new hat?

(ALL LAUGHING)

SNOWMAN: Dog, prepare to meet your doom!

X (THEME sous) x

EUSTACE'. Stupid dog!