04x03 - Le Quack Balloon/The Windmill Vandals

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-We interrupt this program to bring you

Courage the Cowardly Dog show!

- Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!
-(COURAGE SCREAMS)

Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,

who lives in the middle of Nowhere,
with her husband, Eustace Bagge.

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-But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.

- It's up to Courage to save his new home.
-(SCREAMING)

Stupid dog! You made me look bad!

-(EUSTACE YELLS)
-(COURAGE SCREAMS)

MURIEL: Let's see.
Two cups of flour,

one cup brown sugar,

two pounds of butter.

Better make it four pounds.

I love my Scottish Dream Cookies buttery.

Muriel!

You seen my glasses?

(WHIMPERS)

No, I haven't.

Did you misplace them?

Argh! Yes, I misplaced them!

Ow'.!

Courage, you'd better help
Eustace find his glasses.

Be his guide dog.

We wouldn't want him to lose his way.

Get away from me!

Argh!

- Don't need no guide dog!
-(YELPS)

EUSTACE". My glasses!

- Huh?
- Now, where'd they go?

I... I can't see!

Oh!

Where?

Where?

(GRUNTING)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

You got my glasses?

Le Quack is back.

(SCREAMING)

Woah! What are you trying to do?

Bust my neck?

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

You're right, Courage.

I should make it five pounds of butter.

(GASPS)

(LAUGHING)

Hmm. I didn't notice this before.

(READING) "Two ounces
rare Swedish vinegar.

"Only available in Sweden."

Oh, these are Swedish Dream Cookies.

Now, how am I going to get to Sweden
to get rare Swedish vinegar?

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

We don't want any!

I am Le Quack, of Swedish Hot Air.

I take you to le Sweden, our'?

Oh, my, how lucky!

I do need some rare Swedish vinegar.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Le balloon is waiting.

-(COURAGE BABBLING)
- How thrilling!

Where're you taking me?

I always wanted to see
the world from a balloon,

get above it all.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

I ain't going nowhere without my glasses.

I ain't even going nowhere
with my glasses!

Suit yourself, Eustace.

Courage, let's go to Sweden
and get some rare Swedish vinegar,

so we can make
those Swedish Dream Cookies.

(GRUMBLING)

Le basket only holds two.

Uh, dog stays, we go, our'?

Oh, that's a shame.

Courage, I'll be back
in a flash with the vinegar.

In the meantime, help Eustace
find his glasses.

He'll like that.

Ooh!

This is so... Lighter than air!

(BARKING)

(STRAINING)

(GROANS)

You're supposed to find my glasses,
not jump on my head!

Stupid Seeing Eye dog!

Gorgeous!

Le safety belt.

Very thoughtful of ya.

Grand. Grand!

I feel weightless.

So relaxed and without a care.

Ahhh!

(LAUGHING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTING)

Ahhh!

(SCREAMING)

(EUSTACE GROANING)

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

No!

(EUSTACE GROANING)

Wait! You should stop! (EXCLAIMS)

You enjoy le bungee, our'?

L... l...

Oui, c'est le only way
to get le Swedish vinegar.

You must drop, and pluck,
and take le grande bounce, okay?

(STAMMERING) Uh... l... l...

Let us do practice again, our'?

No! Ahhh!

But there is no Swedish vinegar.

Only le piggy bank du Sweden,
where all the Swedish money is kept.

(LAUGHING)

And you are going to help
me make le withdrawal tres big!

(SHIVERING) I must say,
once you get past the terror,

this could be something like fun.

EUSTACE: Where are we now?

(HORNS HONKING)

Watch where you're going, you fool!

Argh!

(FOGHORN BLOWING)

Whee!

Huh?

This the Mississippi?

I'm getting the hang of this, I am.

Whee!

Must be in France.

Stupid American.

Whee!

I can taste those cookies already.

Mmm.

Yes, we are soon ready
to make le big pluck.

Swedes were smart bringing
us in to guard their money.

Big roger on that.

Go!

I win!

That's why they call you,
"General," General.

Is this where they keep
the rare Swedish vinegar?

Our'.

They keep le vinegar
under piles of le green leaves.

So, first we must remove the leaves.

Are you sure all this is legal?

Qu'est-ce que c'est, "legal"?

Okay, then. Let's do it!

Whee!

Whee!

If you don't mind me saying,
I emptied out the place

and I didn't see anything that looks
like rare Swedish vinegar.

Or even plain vinegar.

Oh, le vinegar, it is there.

Absolument.

Well, I suppose I can take another peek.

These leaves, very peculiar.

They look like foreign money.

Really?

Oh!

(LAUGHING)

(PANTING)

I must drop le ballast.

(SCREAMING)

Code green!
Code green!

Well, I'll be stripped
and dipped in batter!

Big g*ns... (EXCLAIMS)

EUSTACE: (MUFFLED) What's happening?

What's going on now?

Oh, my!

Fire! sh**t the balloon!

Go boom!

(GASPS)

Ahhh!

(GRUNTS)

Ooh Ia Ia.

Ahhh!

(COURAGE SCREAMING)

(GLASS SHATTERING)

(CANNONS f*ring)

(RUMBLING)

How disgusting!

Well, Lieutenant,
looks like we've done our job here.

Big roger on that.

(EUSTACE SCREAMING)

(STRAINING)

(CHUCKLING) Right where
I thought they were!

Ooh!

Rare Swedish vinegar!

That little man was right.

Courage, we're going
home to make cookies!

You got to fly, baby! Fly!

No peeking.

(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

-(SWORDS CLINKING)
-(GRUNTING)

(EUSTACE CHUCKLING)

You look gorgeous
in wrought iron, Courage.

Mmm-hmm!

Just a minute more.

(CREAKING)

(POWER BUZZING)

(EUSTACE LAUGHING)

Ah, nuts.

Darn windmill!

(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

Eustace!

Eustace, I think it's time
to fix that old windmill.

(GROANING)

You'd think after all the hours you spend
tinkering with it, it would stay fixed.

Blah, blah, mm

(GRUNTING)

Huh?

(FALLING OBJECT APPROACHING)

(SCREAMING)

(LAUGHING)

Huh?

No.

Eustace, now look what you've done!

Argh!

Hey, stupid dog!

Get your mangy hide up here
and bring me my socket wrench!

(PANTING)

What the...

You got dog spit all over my wrench.

(WHINING)

Huh?

There!

That's got it again!

Huh?

Is it finally fixed now?

Nah. Gotta get another part.

Get over here, you slobbering mutt!

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(GULPS)

(SCREAMING)

And don't let go till I come back.

(WHINING)

(WHIMPERING)

Phew!

- Ahhh!
-(THUDS)

(CHUCKLES)

- Argh!
-(LAUGHING)

Ahhh!

Phew!

(WHINING)

Ahhh!

(GROANING)

Ow'.!

(GASPS)

-(ROARING)
- Ahhh!

(GRUNTS)

(HORSE NEIGHING)

Ahhh!

(STRAINING)

Ahhh!

(WHIRRING)

(GROANS)

(ALL ROARING)

EUSTACE'. Stupid dog!

I told you not to move!

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

You idiot dog!

Oh, Eustace, he did get it going again.

(SCREAMING)

(STRAINING) Can't even trust
you for 10 seconds.

Why, what are those?

Huh?

Hmm.

(CAMERA WHIRRING)

(SCANNER WHIRRING)

COMPUTER: You again?

Make it quick.

The windmill was built
250 years ago

by the first owner of this farmhouse,
farmer Jiles Galette.

He built the windmill for his farm
at a time when everyone else

was dependent on waterwheels

built by a horde of vandals.

When the water dried up,

farmer Galette was the only man
with a working mill.

The vandals hated him for that.

But Galette kept the vandals at bay

by carving magical symbols into the blades
of his windmill wheel.

Legend has it,
if the windmill ever stops turning,

the vandals will rise from the dead
and seek vengeance on all who possess it.

(GASPS)

Lucky for us it's just a stor...

(POWERING DOWN)

-(POWER BUZZING)
-(GASPS)

Ahhh!

Oh, my!

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Stupid dog!
Broke the thing worse than before.

What's... Huh?

-(GALLOPING)
- What's this, a rodeo?

Eustace, look out!

(ALL SCREAMING)

(GROANING)

Hey! Give me back my body!

Give me back my hat!

And get your finger out of my ear!

Ahhh!

(MUFFLED GROANING)

Eustace! Oh, dear!

Courage, come down!

We have to get inside
and hide before they come back!

Uh-uh!

You can't?

Why not?

(PANTING)

-(NEIGHING)
- Ahhh!

(SCREAMING)

It's the windmill!

We've got to get it fixed, then!

But, Courage, only Eustace
knows how to fix it.

(MUFFLED TALKING)

(GASPS)

(HORSES NEIGHING)

Ahhh!

Help!

No!

Courage! Help!

Ahhh!

Is there a doctor in the house?

(ROARING)

Courage!
Get me onto my body!

Ooh!

Oh, my!

Ah!

No!

That's not right!

(SCREAMING)

Over here!
Don't just stand there.

Get me back onto my body
so's I can fix this windmill!

(ROARING)

(GRUNTING)

Now I'm a stupid dog!

(LAUGHING)

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMING)

(LAUGHING)

Quick, before they get up!

Hurry!

(HORSES NEIGHING)

Hurry!

They're coming!

Tum, baby!

Turn!

Ahhh!

Ooh?

Eustace, you did it.

(sum-nus)

Huh?

(GASPS) oh!

(ALL GROANING)

Stupid dog! Argh!

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

EUSTACE: Stupid Dog!