-We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dog show!
- Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!
-(COURAGE SCREAMS)
Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere
with her husband Eustace Bagge.
EU ST ACE GRUNT S}
-But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
- It's up to Courage to save his new home.
-(SCREAMING)
Stupid dog! You made me look bad!
-(EUSTACE YELLS)
-(COURAGE SCREAMS)
(GASPS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(WHIMPERING)
(LAUGHING)
(YELLING) Boom!
(COURAGE SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANING)
(ROCKET LAUNCHING)
(STRAINING)
(WHIMPERING)
(SIZZLING)
(SCREAMING)
(BABBLING)
Get out of the way, dog.
You're blocking the best bombs!
Come on, Courage.
Let's go to bed.
This movie's doing
neither of us much good.
-(WINDMILL SQUEAKING)
-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(DOOR CREAKING)
(INHALING)
Courage, the day's gorgeous.
Let's see what's growing in the garden.
(MURIEL HUMMING)
Oh, my!
Courage, come look at this!
My garden's finally sprouted.
Let's see what it is.
A carrot!
(STRAINING) Courage,
I could use a wee bit more muscle.
Wens)
(BOTH STRAINING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
It took enough time.
But when I grow a carrot, I grow a carrot.
Wens)
(SNIFFING)
Looks juicy, doesn't it, Courage?
(WHIMPERING)
I was going to make a stew.
But I'm tempted to eat it raw.
(YELPING)
It's even bigger than I remember.
(GRUMBLING)
Carrots?
I hate carrots!
Can't even stand being
in the same room as carrots!
Call me when you got chopped meat.
(BABBLING)
You really should develop
a taste for carrots, Courage.
They're very healthy for you.
(GASPING)
Mmm.
(MURIEL MUNCHING)
(GASPS)
Marvelous!
That carrot makes me feel all cozy inside.
(YELPING)
That's odd.
I can reach the top shelf.
Never could do that before.
See, Courage?
Carrots are good for you.
Give you a good reach.
(CHANNELS SWITCHING)
No w*r movies on when you need them!
This will do.
The experimental m*ssile isn't lost.
It's misguided.
A misguided m*ssile,
as we in the m*llitary say.
And if it explodes
over your vegetable garden
and a huge carrot grows,
don't eat it because you'll grow to,
oh, the size of a farmhouse,
and then, ka-boom!
(GASPING)
Only I can disarm the thing.
Plus there's a 10-million-dollar reward
to keep quiet about it.
But that's top secret.
(CHUCKLES)
10 million bucks!
No!
-(CRASHING)
- MURIEL: on!
I don't know my own height.
(SCREAMING)
Muriel!
(GROWLING)
You ate my golden carrot!
Give me back my carrot!
Oh!
Come back here, you good-for-nothing dog!
(RUMBLING)
Oh!
Oh, my!
All this fuss
because I'm a wee bit taller.
Oh!
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
(COMPUTER BEEPING)
G row!
Expand.r
Explode!
(WHIMPERING)
Give me back my carrot!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Oh, my!
Dog, there's 10 million bucks
inside Muriel.
And it's mine!
(GULPS)
(LAUGHS)
(COURAGE SCREAMING)
-(THUDDING)
-(GRUNTING)
(SCREAMING)
Grow! Expand! Explode!
Grow! Expand! Explode!
- Grow! Expand! Explode!
-(STRAINING)
- Grow! Expand! Explode!
-(STRAINING)
Grow! Expand! Explode!
(YELPING) No!
Oh!
(EXCLAIMING)
Ow'.!
(EXCLAIMING)
(WHIMPERING) Oh!
(STRAINING)
Grow! Expand! Explode!
Grow! Expand! Explode!
Grow! Expand! Explode!
Give up that carrot, woman!
I have the strangest feeling
I'm going to explode any minute.
Grow! Expand! Explode!
Grow! Expand! Explode!
Grow! Expand! Explode!
- Grow! Expand! Explode!
-(COURAGE MUNCHING)
And now I have the strangest feeling
I'm not going to explode at all.
-(BELCHING)
-(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
Oh, my!
Hey, who's got my carrot?
(BELCHES)
(LAUGHING)
Oh!
You dumb dog!
Oh, no!
Come back here with my carrot!
(RUMBLING)
(STRAINING)
(STRAINING)
oh, my spleen!
(SCREAMING)
(WHIMPERING)
Ow'.!
(SCREAMING)
Well, I'll be plucked and breaded!
The dog must have eaten the carrot.
Oh, snap!
Don't explode!
That's an order, son.
(BABBLING)
Gonna have to disarm you.
Uh...
Ah!
(GULPS)
Grow! Expand! Explode!
Grow! Expand! Explode!
Grow! Expand! Explode!
Lousy volunteer army!
Grow! Expand! Explode!
That's for insubordination.
Grow! Expand! Explode!
Prepare for carrotectomy!
Grow! Expand! Explode!
Grow! Expand!
-(WIRES CRACKLING)
- Explode...
(WHIMPERS)
Well, Lieutenant,
looks like we've done our job here.
(PANTING)
Hey, that carrot is m*llitary property!
(GULPS)
You want it?
You pay me 10 million bucks.
Carrot ain't worth a dime.
I disarmed it.
I cut the green wire.
(SHUDDERS)
The blue wire?
Red?
Not likely.
Uh-Oh.
EUSTACE". I don't feel so good.
(YELPS)
(EXCLAIMING)
LIEUTENANT: Oh, snap!
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTING)
(GROANING)
(GASPING)
(MURIEL MUNCHING)
(WHIMPERING)
You're right, Courage.
I should have put that carrot in a stew.
- Mmm.
-(SCREAMING)
(FAIRGROUND MUSIC PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
(GASPS)
Come, live. Please, live.
(PAPER RUSTLING)
(GROANS)
(SIGHS) Again, I have failed.
Look at you.
My children, my art.
So still, so lifeless.
All these years, how I've tried!
I've tried to give you form.
To give you life.
(GROANS)
MURIEL: Ooh, Eustace!
GASP S}
-Look at these!
(MURIEL LAUGHING)
(SNICKERING)
That's an improvement, if you ask me.
(LAUGHING)
Can we go home now?
Oh, come, Eustace.
Haven't you ever wondered
what it would be like to be somebody else?
Yes!
Yes, of course!
That's it!
The answer.
(CACKLING)
MURIEL: My, look at these!
Oh, Eustace!
Wouldn't that be a wonderful way
to remember our day today?
They don't even have faces!
Flunk art school, did you?
Hmm.
Oh, Eustace, be kind.
I think they're precious.
These are nothing!
For you, I shall do a full-size,
a life-size portrait.
Of me?
Of both of you!
You're both so lifelike...
(STAMMERING)
I mean, so full of life.
(WHIMPERING)
Eustace, let's pose for him.
I'd love to see myself in paper!
(GRUMBLING)
Hold still.
(CACKLING)
(SCREAMING)
Oh, yes.
Yes!
At last, full of life.
(CACKLING)
Ooh!
Do I really look like that?
Ugh!
Live.
Live, children.
I shall come for you soon.
(CACKLING)
(CROW CAWING)
(PAPER RUSTLING)
(GASPS)
(COURAGE SCREAMING)
(WINDMILL SQUEAKING)
- There, that should do it.
-(SNORING)
What a lovely memory of our day!
Eustace?
(SNORING)
(PAPER RUSTLING)
(YELPING)
(SNORING)
Oh, it looks like he fell asleep
watching his show again.
Well, no need to disturb him.
Goodnight, Courage.
(BABBLING)
(GROWLING)
(PINCERS CLANGING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(BABBLING)
(HOWLING)
(GRUNTING)
Why, thank you, Courage!
Sweet dreams to you, too.
(EUSTACE SNORING)
(WHIMPERING)
(PAPER RUSTLING)
(SCREAMING)
-(SNORING)
-(BABBLING)
(BABBLING OPERATICALLY)
(SNORING CONTINUES)
(SNORING CONTINUES)
(BABBLING)
(BABBLING CONTINUES)
-(SNORING)
-(PAPER RUSTLING)
(YELPING)
-(GASPS)
-(DONKEY SNORTS)
(THUDDING)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
-(CLOCK TICKING)
-(SNORING)
-(MURIEL MOANS)
-(PAPER RUSTLING)
(SNORING)
Come in, Courage.
(GASPS)
(STATIC)
(THUDDING)
(WINDMILL SQUEAKING)
Good morning, Courage.
(WHIMPERS)
Stupid dog!
-(PAPER RIPPING)
- Ow!
Oh, dear!
Eustace, time to fix the truck.
Yes.
And this is when you make me the tea.
Yes.
I'll go fix the truck.
And I'll go make the tea.
(SCREAMING)
(WIND WHOOSHING)
(STRAINING)
(SCREAMING)
Oh, dear!
What'll I do to get it out?
-(PAPER RIPPING)
- Oh!
(SCREAMING)
Time to fix the truck.
(STRAINING)
-(PAPER RIPPING)
- Oh!
Ah, nuts!
-(KETTLE WHISTLE BLOWING)
- Time to make the tea.
Would you like some tea, too?
Mmm-mmm.
(YELPING)
- Oh!
-(KETTLE CLANGING)
Courage, help me!
(GASPS)
Ow'.!
Oh, thank you, Courage.
(WHIMPERING) Courage...
(CLATTERING)
wens)
EUSTACE: Can we go home now?
Haven't you ever wondered
what it would be like to be human?
Nope.
Nobody ever wonders
what it would be like to be made of paper.
Nobody.
Oh!
(BOTH SIGHING)
- Ooh!
-(LAUGHING)
(MURIEL LAUGHING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(LAUGHING)
(EXCLAIMS)
Me, too!
Fold me, stupid...
Nice, nice dog.
(EUSTACE LAUGHING)
(MURIEL LAUGHING)
I'm flying!
(LAUGHING)
(CLOCK TICKING)
(SNORING)
Yay!
This isn't so bad after all.
So full of life.
Yes.
This time it will work!
My art will be alive at last!
(CACKLING)
(MURIEL AND EUSTACE EXCLAIMING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(CHUCKLES)
But you are going to be human now.
To take on new life.
To be real.
I wouldn't mind being
like this all the time.
(STAMMERING)
You mean, it's good to be paper?
BOTH: Yay!
They both seem so happy.
Isn't it lovely to be made of paper?
It's an improvement, if you ask me.
Yes!
Yes!
My art lives!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
I thank your face.
(MAN LAUGHING)
(CHANNELS SWITCHING)
Oh, my!
Eustace, look!
Big deal.
MURIEL: Courage, they're lovely.
How did you learn to do that?
(LAUGHING)
(THEME some)
EUSTACE'. Stupid dog!
04x06 - Muriel Blows Up/Profiles in Courage
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Courage is a timid pink dog who must overcome his fear and help save his owners, Eustace and Muriel, from ghosts and paranormal spirits living on the farm.
Courage is a timid pink dog who must overcome his fear and help save his owners, Eustace and Muriel, from ghosts and paranormal spirits living on the farm.