02x05 - Episode 5

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It's macular degeneration.

Let's just keep this between us.

a lady winemaker

who's lost her vintage

- due to her failing eyesight.

- Oh! Hilary.

You told everyone!

Don't come here again!

I don't want you to

take this the wrong way

when I say you're not the

right fit for my father.

Sorry, what?

Perhaps it's best if you finish this

"Taste of the South."

Do you Do you know it?

Some fancy Queenstown festival?

Taste of the South have

asked if you'll do a mihi.

What is that exactly?

It's a Maori greeting and introduction.

You don't like it?

That's the new blend.

Tippy, this wine is incredible.

Philippe said it's not

as good as the Stanley.

I knew he'd get inside your head!

I'm sorry. I wasn't happy with it.

So I re-blended the lot.

- What?

- What?

Louis Oakley, don't you dare!

It's not ready, and you know it.

It's my bloody vineyard.

I've got know what we're dealing with.

Well, it's our bloody

vineyard, actually.

Oh, come on.

Just one little sip, she'll never know.

Well, she's about to represent

us on a very important panel,

and the last thing she needs is

some uber-concerned Englishman

making her doubt herself.

All right. Possibly you're right.

But you don't think something is off?

Tippy re-blends the wine,

just after Philippe happens to tell her

that the wine is going

to be very popular?

Well, I'm sure he meant

that everyone would love it.

Which is true.

So why has he suddenly disappeared?

He used to hang around here

like a bad bloody smell.

- Now suddenly, poof, he's gone.

- Yes.

Well, presumably he has

a vintage to attend to.

Louis, Tippy has never put us wrong yet.

So we just have to trust that

she knows what she's doing.

All right.

ko Ngati Tama

ko Ngati Mutunga oku iwi.

- Mm-hmm.

- NoPeak View ahau

KoTippy Bidois.

You are nailing it.

Just be confident.

Get out there and tell them who you are.

Ngati Tama

Reckon Daisy will pull

herself away from partying

to support you on the day?

Oh, yeah. Definitely.

She's good like that.

So how's our vintner

feeling about the panel?

Oh, yeah. Much better.

Good.

Oh.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Wanted to see you before you left.

- Morena.

- Oh, morena.

I thought you were

going to Dunedin early.

Oh, no. Ah, Sienna

has been helping Tippy.

She's been a Godsend.

Oh, since the day she was born.

So you're not taking my

old man to Queenstown?

Oh, I wish.

He's a busy man.

Actually, I-I just need to

show you something quickly.

Ooh. Sounds worrying.

Mm-hmm.

Oh

so this is what you wanted to show me?

Mm-hmm.

I just didn't want to kiss you

goodbye in front of everyone.

Oh. By "everyone" do you mean Sienna?

Honestly, she wouldn't care.

Oh. Okay.

Why would she?

She thinks you're lovely.

And she used those exact words?

- Verbatim.

- Right.

Ah, she's probably just

a bit protective of you.

Oh, there's my ride.

Behold our chariot!

We got a great rental deal from Rowan.

Yeah. We've decided to

call him Saint Barny-Bus.

Ha.

It'll be a miracle if it makes it.

Well, I suppose I should let you go.

I'll text you when we get there.

- Yeah?

- Mm-hmm.

Remind me again why we agreed to this?

Two hours to Queenstown in this heap.

Oh. Where's your sense of fun?

Oh, fun?

Ah, you made it.

Ah, I would not miss it, eh?

A road trip with friends and wine.

It's one of life's

greatest pleasures, yes?

We have room, right?

Oh, yes. I'm sure we've got room for

one small Frenchman.

Petit. Oh.

I'll give you petit.

Excited about the festival?

Yes, Vic. Actually, I am.

There's a, ah, a workshop

I wanted to get to

We thought we'd make the

most of the weekend away,

before the twins arrive.

I'm a little bit nervous, actually.

Ha. Nic's got

big plans to re-create

the Golden Quadrangle.

That's four places that we

you know whoop-whoop

- Ah.

- You know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's a bit of a romantic

tour, if you will.

- Mm.

- I don't know if I'm up for it.

Ever since we got pregnant,

you know, sexy time just

well, it was the last thing on my mind.

Yeah. Yeah.

Are you getting much sexy time?

Vic, you do know I'm British, don't you?

I've got it all planned out.

This is the way to break the drought.

I even brought my "Xena:

Warrior Princess" costume.

- Oh.

- That has never failed to work.

Second stop on the original quadrangle

was Vic as a policeman, me as Xena,

and a herd of feral goats.

People dressed as goats?

No. Actual goats.

Oh.

Well, I'm just looking

forward to some me time,

a bit of luxury, and

hanging out with Griff.

Drinking expensive champagne

in a very large bathtub

is exactly what the doctor ordered.

Ohh. I wish we could

afford a flash hotel.

I'll tell you what.

Why don't you and Vic have my room?

- What?

- Mm.

- No. We couldn't.

- Yes.

Just think of it as a heart parent gift.

- Oh. Really?

- Yes.

- No. What about you?

- I don't know.

I-I'll find another room.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you are the best.

Oh.

Ngati Ngati Tama.

Ngati Tama. Ta

That sounds really good.

I just want it to be perfect.

Everyone expects it to be amazing.

Now that I'm this "Maori winemaker"

speaking for an entire culture.

How about just "winemaker"?

That's what people have

come to hear you talk about.

They might be a panel of the

world's very best winemakers,

but you are Tippy Bidois.

Be bold, ah, you need to show off.

Hmm. You make it sound so easy.

Oh! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Oh! Hilary! Hilary!

Stay there, we'll help

you over to the bus.

For the love of God, I'm not blind yet.

Nor deaf, for that matter!

I just, ah, I swerved to avoid a goat.

A goat!

Or maybe it was a rabbit.

Come in the bus with us.

Couldn't pay me to get on that bus.

Oh, Hilary. We're not leaving you here.

So please come.

Queenstown is going to be pretty busy

with the conference and the festival.

You could be here for hours.

All right

Come and sit here, Hilary.

Nope. Not sitting next to a narc.

- Fancy a sing-along?

- Oh, Christ.

Sonnez les matines ♪

Frère Jacques ♪

Sonnez les matines ♪

Frère Jacques ♪

Dormez-vous ? Dormez-vous ? ♪

It's sonnez les matines!

- Sommey lema

- What?

Are the words. Not something Semolina.

Sonnez les matines !

Wow.

Oh.

Well

This is lovely.

Yes.

What do you mean you've

only got one room?

I booked two deluxe rooms months ago!

Yeah. I've just got the one here.

And you want to give it

to that lovely couple.

Is that right?

Ah, sorry.

I think I've missed something there.

Ah, could could you could

you, um, please check again?

Yeah, sure.

Ooh, no. That's terrible

It would seem that there

had been two bookings,

but one of them had been canceled.

What? Well, how?

- Seems odd, doesn't it?

- Yes.

Obviously something

went a bit wiggly-piggly.

Sorry, did you just say "wiggly-piggly"?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

So you want to give away your room,

which doesn't, in fact, exist.

So what's to stop me from taking the one

that is actually on offer?

Um

Well, I did promise.

Um, look, I it's

I have every confidence that

Jeremy will be able to

Oh, I'm so sorry. It's

pronounced "Jerra-may."

I have every confidence

that Jerra-may will be able

to find us two other rooms.

I'm deeply sorry. We're

actually fully booked.

Can't you find us anything at all?

Maybe a backpackers would be fun?

Maybe that's not an option.

Yeah. Now, by way of apology,

I would like to give you

a couple of vouchers, guys.

We've got, um, double

passes here for the pool.

And we've also got some vouchers

here for the coffee cart.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Oh, well, look.

Nic and Vic, they've

got a room somewhere.

So why don't we just take theirs?

I mean, it's not gonna be

five star, but it'll be fine.

Well, this is what you get

for being too bloody nice.

Okay. So ground rules are

no snoring, no shaving in the sink.

And if we need to use the bathroom

for anything other than the basics,

we use the one out near reception.

- Right?

- Mm-hmm.

I mean, we're here now. We may

as well make the best of it,

- and it's not so bad.

- Yes.

At least there's tea.

Or something purporting to be tea.

- Oh! Oh!

- What?

There's body hair in the shower.

- Oh, no.

- Oh, no.

You know what? I can't do this.

I'm gonna have to find somewhere else.

Oh, hello.

Mr. Vino.

Official mascot for the

Taste of The South Festival.

- Oh.

- Hello, Mr. Vino.

It appears as though we're neighbors.

Ah, but I warn you, the

walls are rather thin.

So if you want some quality time, just,

ah, tap on the wall and I'll

turn the television up.

Jolly good.

Yeah.

- Bye.

- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I'm definitely leaving.

And cut.

Tail slate, please.

Hello, hello.

- Hi!

- Hi!

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Take a seat.

- Oh.

- When did you arrive?

- Ah

Oh, Griff is so stoked you're here.

I mean, I've hardly seen him, but

Honestly, who knew that pretending to be

someone else took so much practice?

I am officially done for the week.

Oh. I love the

mustache. It's fantastic.

Lies.

It's this, um,

period drama series set in the '80s.

I mean, you probably

remember the '80s, right?

Ah, ooh, um no, not really.

Hey, I thought you were

staying at the glam hotel?

Ah. Well, bit of a booking mix up.

So, I was hoping that maybe

I could stay with you guys

at the "fabulous" apartment

they've put you up in.

Well, yeah.

It's fabulous, but it's more of a

open-plan studio.

With a two-seater sofa in it.

Oh.

Sorry, Griff. We've

got to reshoot Scene 23.

Just a couple more hours ?

They've been running over

time every single day.

Yeah. I know. Sorry. Sorry.

Daise, I'm so sorry

we couldn't put you up.

Oh, don't be silly. No, I'll be fine.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- See ya.

Thanks.

- Now

- Ah.

this is more like it.

Oh, I'm guessing the

accommodation prospects

haven't improved, then.

Sorry, we're still roomies.

Oh. Thank you.

Well, I'm sure we'll manage.

- Cheers to a fabulous weekend.

- Yes.

Gus, you don't want a drink?

Um, I might just go store

these and find Tippy.

- Oh.

- Thank you, Gus.

- Cheers. Mm.

- Cheers.

Hello, honored guests,

and welcome to the annual

Shimmering Lake Drinks.

This little party is, ah,

always a calendar highlight

during the festival.

But to be honest, I

know it's all down to

my incomparable wife, Marissa.

Oh, Don.

Oh, stop it.

Everyone knows that you're

occasionally involved.

Well, we're we're

delighted to be able to host

this little event for you every year.

And we are especially pleased this year

to be able to introduce our new vintner,

Philippe Bidois.

It took us some time to lure

this esteemed winemaker from Bordeaux.

But we feel sure it will be worth it.

Well, how could I resist

an invitation from the,

ah, Queen of Peak View, huh?

- Ah, yes

- Christ.

Throw in a French accent, and

people fall for any old rubbish.

Well, thank you, everyone,

and enjoy yourselves!

Look at him. Look at him.

Perhaps maybe something

for you to, ah

The way he's manipulating her.

Oh.

When you have proof that he's actually

manipulating her, then I'm all ears.

But until then, at least

try and enjoy yourself.

Please. Come on.

- Oh! Oh!

- Oh, my God.

- Can I take a selfie?

- Um, ah, yeah. Of course.

- Yeah, yeah?

- Yeah.

- You're gonna be great.

- Thanks.

I just never thought I'd

be doing my first ever mihi

in front of a panel of

international vintners,

in front of the whole industry.

It's not the whole industry.

Because if it was the whole industry,

then we wouldn't have

enough seats, so

- Ready ? There you go.

- Thank you.

How are things going with

your movie star boyfriend?

Everybody else gets to see a lot of him.

Wow. Looks like a lot of fun.

Okay. So that was the

longest two hours

in the history of the world.

Um, do you mind if we just get a

They want a selfie with

the Hot Tractor Guy.

- Bye.

- This is

This is Gus, our Hot Tractor Guy.

- Hi, there.

- Oh, go on.

Just If you just stand there

Photo.

- J'ai tout perdu.

- Non, non, non Foutaise !

J'ai compris ton petit jeu captieux.

Cochon !

Tu es pathétique. Sors d'ici ! Huh ?

Tu es un menteur !

Tu n'es pas sincère !

Tu es une mauvaise personne !

- Je ne sais pas.

- Bien sûr que tu sais !

- Daisy!

- Mm?

Daisy

Oh. Excuse me.

I knew I was right about Philippe.

- I've just been over there.

- Mm.

- I overheard him arguing with another vintner.

- Oh.

Now, they were arguing in French.

They obviously thought

no one could understand.

- But I speak bloody French.

- Oh. S

I speak Well, I speak some French.

I speak I speak schoolboy French.

Right. So So So

what what did they say?

Yeah. Okay. So

So he started out, "When

we were friends "

- Mm-hmm.

- " you were a user."

- Oh.

- Right?

"But I'm wise to your mind games "

Jeu de de de de tête.

Ah, "you pig." Called him a pig

coch coch coch

cochon is yes, pig.

Um, Philippe told him then to piss off.

"You're pathetic."

And went off in a stormed off.

- Oh, okay.

- Told you.

All right. Yes, okay. What

Say you're right, and he's dodgy.

But why? What's his game?

I don't know.

But I'm gonna find out.

Your, ah, your phone beeped, by the way.

Oh. Ha.

Oh.

I knew it!

Every gold medal winner

in the last five places

where Philippe works not

only never won gold again,

most of them were

never even placed again.

Look. That's Jean-Paul.

That's the vintner I heard

Philippe arguing with.

Now, these two used to work

together in the same region

at the same time.

Jean-Paul was a rising

star, until he wasn't.

First two vintages, two gold medals.

Then, after Philippe, nothing.

Then Monsieur Bidois disappears,

goes to work somewhere else,

exactly the same thing happens.

The best vintner in the region

loses his mojo after a year or two.

And who do you think suddenly

starts winning all the medals

uncontested?

- Philippe?

- He's some kind of

Machiavellian genius who

just goes about

destroying his competition.

And now he's got Tippy in his sights.

But But he's been so nice to Tippy.

Daisy, nice is obviously

part of his game plan,

and he's been systematically undermining

her confidence this whole time.

So he did convince her

re-blend the Broken Barrel.

- I believe he did.

- Oh.

Now, we've got some digging to do.

In the morning.

Both of us.

Mm.

Daisy.

Act natural. Act natural.

Jean-Paul at six o'clock

- seven seven o'clock.

- Mm.

Time for, ah, Operation French Toast.

What's the matter?

Don't you like it?

No, no. I love it. I love it.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. You get the intel from Jean-Paul,

and I'll talk go talk to Tippy.

Okay.

Look at us! We're like

like Maddie and David

from "Moonlighting."

Yeah. Or Or Holmes and Watson.

Are all your references

a hundred years old?

Well, yours was from the '80s.

Not the 1880s.

Um

- Bye.

- All right, bye.

Hello.

Bonjour.

- Hey.

- Hi.

So, ready for the big day?

Yep.

Between Philippe's advice on panels,

and Sienna helping me with my mihi,

- I feel good.

- Oh.

Why are you wearing sunglasses inside?

Oh.

Just, ah, trying something out.

Mm.

So, ah, that's great.

Um

And And Philippe

has been helpful then?

Yeah. Really helpful.

Wow.

In what way?

Well, he's done lots of panels.

So he just said I needed to relax,

because people are here to

listen to what I have to say.

Mm. Well, that's, um

- That's good advice.

- Yeah.

- Isn't this great?

- Mm.

The The freebies

here are just fantastic.

- And the room

- Yeah. It's beautiful.

Maybe we could stay up

later tonight and use it?

Or we could go back there now

Ooh. I

- I just remembered.

I, um

I've got those two free coffee vouchers.

- I'll go get us one.

- Oh, thanks.

Yeah.

Jean-Paul confirmed everything.

That Philippe systematically

destroyed his confidence

with his "expert" opinions.

That in fact, it got so bad

that he started to doubt his own palate.

And he then re-blended

a perfectly good vintage,

which cost him his job.

Oh, I could wring his

scrawny French neck.

God, I just wish I'd

followed my instincts

and got rid of Philippe

before he got his hands on Tippy.

Oh, there's nothing

we can do about it now.

Oh.

We can do something about Philippe.

Mm.

I think when you

look inside his pants,

you will find the long tail of a rat.

Philippe is faux-cul.

Ah, he's, um, how you

say, ah, a fake bum.

- Oh.

- An hypocrite.

Hm. Faux-cul.

That's wonderful. Might

use that in conversation.

Oh, you must.

Jean-Paul, we'd like you to help us

- Mmm.

- expose him

for the despicable

human being that he is.

Ah, to to to

call him out, publicly.

Mm. Philippe is on the panel today.

So we thought you could

expose him during the Q&A.

And let the whole world know

that I was manipulated like a fool?

I have my pride. I'm sorry.

Oh.

Jean-Paul, I understand pride.

I really do.

But, ah, what Philippe did to you,

he is now doing to someone who is

She's very dear to us.

She's very young, and

she's very talented,

but she's only just starting out,

and she trusts him.

You know where that leads.

You are right.

I came here to find my passion again.

And this,

this is how I must do that.

Merci.

Merci. Thank you.

Oh.

Thanks.

Wow.

Well, everybody is going to

know what a faux-cul Philippe is

and what he did to Jean-Paul.

Mm-hmm. And to Tippy.

Oh.

But Tippy will be on

stage when she finds out

that the person that she

adores has lied to her.

Oh. We should warn her ahead of time.

No, no, no, no, no.

That'll completely

undermine her confidence.

Oh.

- Ah!

- Um

Jean-Paul!

- Um

- Bit of a new thought.

Um, this, ah this panel business

Yes. We We think your first

instinct was probably right.

I mean, you don't need

to make a big statement

to prove yourself.

I appreciate your concern, my friends.

But the time has come

to expose and humiliate Philippe Bidois.

Hey.

Are you okay?

- What's up?

- Nothing. I'm fine.

I think I know nerves when I see them.

Everyone in Peak View

is totally behind you.

And Louis and Daisy,

they couldn't believe in you more.

Oh, you're gonna be so great.

Kia kaha.

There he is.

Well, there's nothing for it.

When he stands up for the Q&A,

one of us is just gonna have

to tackle him to the ground.

It'll be simple but effective.

Ah, what? In these heels?

I wonder if she's coming.

Um, okay.

So we're just waiting for

this last panelist to show up.

Tippy was really nervous

about her mihi before.

Poor thing.

But I'm definitely

sure I talked her round.

Kia ora, everyone.

My name is Jeremy Sutcliffe,

and I am the adjudicator

of today's panel.

I'm so glad that you

guys could be here today.

Isn't Tippy supposed to be up there?

Um, look, I'll go find her.

Oh.

Oh. Wonderful.

Better late than never, I always say.

Hi, Tippy.

Hi. Okay.

Well, I might introduce you to

one of our esteemed panelists.

It's Tippy Bidois from Oakley Wines.

Tena koutou

Tena koutou

Kei aku nui, Kei aku

rahi, tena koutou katoa.

Haere mai tatou, ki

tenei kaupapa o te wa.

Te whare e tu nei, tena koe.

Ki nga tangata whenua, tena koutou.

Ko Tokomaru toku waka.

Ko Taranaki te maunga.

Ko Ngati Tama, Ngati Mutunga oku iwi.

NoPeak View ahau. KoTippy Bidois.

That That That was

really good, wasn't it?

- 11 out of 10 good.

- Oh!

I'd like to honor the

tutelage I received

from Stanley Oakley when

he took me under his wing

and

the ongoing support

from the Oakley crew.

Thanks.

Thank you, Tippy. That was fantastic.

Okay.

Um, I'd like to open it up to

rest of our esteemed panelists.

Um, we'll start with, um

Philippe Bidois from Shimmering Lake.

Winemaking

It's a fine, delicate process,

and I treat with the reverence

that a priest may approach God.

For me, working with the

vintner at their vineyard,

it is a sharing of our art.

Ah, new insights given, taken freely.

It is very, very special

so, thank you.

Merci.

Um, I might, ah, take the

opportunity just to open it up,

if anyone has got any

questions for Philippe,

before I introduce the other panelists?

Anyone with questions?

Ooh. Yes.

Tippy. Yes, of course.

Is that why you move around a lot?

To get knowledge from others?

And to share mine.

Yes.

Okay. Tippy.

And do other vintners

benefit from your advice?

Well, as I said, I would

like to think so, huh?

But But what do you think, Tippy?

Huh?

Yeah. I'd like to

thank you for everything

that you've taught me.

Like to trust my own palate,

to be really careful

who I take advice from.

But of course, huh? One must be careful.

There are many whose advice is

is not in one's best interests.

And some of them have

flash CVs and convince you

that they really care

about you, your work.

Sorry. I-I don't

understand the question.

It's not really a question, Philippe.

It's more of a warning to other

vintners to ignore his advice

at all costs.

Okay. Maybe there is

some jealousy here, no?

I was very kind with my advice,

and here you are talking

You made me believe that

my vintage was second-rate.

You played on my insecurities.

You're a bad person, Philippe.

Yes. It's true!

This two-faced de merde did

exactly the same thing to me!

Okay. I see passions are high.

I guess vintners are

passionate people, aren't they?

You know, you all sit here,

in this tiny, little place

at the bottom of the world,

with no history.

And you question me?

You are like little babies, huh?

Crying to your mummies.

Ta gueule ! Tu m'emmerdes

! I am finished!

Wow.

Um, I guess this is

now a good a time as any

just to remind people that

there's to be no posting

of any videos or photos to social media.

That would be great.

Okay. Now we're gonna move

onto our next panelist

I ruined everything.

No. You were amazing.

Your mihi was perfect.

We're so proud of you, Tippy.

And we're really

sorry about Philippe.

He seemed so genuine.

No. It was shocking.

I know you were onto him,

that you were worried

about the re-blend.

"I should have trusted my instincts.

before he got his hands on Tippy."

Well, Tippy, that was,

ah, a private conversation.

Ah, ah, just Tippy, you

you are incapable of making bad wine.

And we are really sorry

that you had to find out

about Philippe that way.

We just didn't want to

upset you before the panel.

I guess I just got so

caught up with having my

French family connections here,

I didn't see what he was really like.

We know whatever you do with

the re-blend will be amazing.

- Right?

- Of course, it will. Absolutely.

Well, I'm gonna have a

bubble bath before dinner.

These rooms are amazing.

Tippy

well done.

Really.

What?

Oh, nothing.

You're just a good person, that's all.

Oh. Ha.

I could learn a thing or two from you.

But I'm not that good.

I'm seriously thinking of

ambushing her in the lift

and taking her bubble bath.

Cheers, Daisy.

Hilary.

Hilary, you can't keep avoiding me.

I assure you I can.

Look, I really was only trying to help.

I admit it's a bad habit. I'm sorry.

I've been an independent

woman my entire life,

and now because of you,

I have people dropping off casseroles

and offering to help me

across the bloody street.

Hello, Don.

Quite a bit of a to-do

on the panel today.

Well, at least it's

all out in the open now.

Look, I'm all for a

competitive advantage,

but I I hope you

know that we genuinely

did not know what he was like.

Oh, Don. Come on. We all make mistakes.

What is it they say about the road

to hell being paved

with good intentions?

Something profound I'm sure.

Anyway

- Cheers?

- Yes.

Cheers, Don.

There's something not

quite right about a

lovely lady sitting alone.

Thank you, but I'm

I'm not actually alone.

How could you be?

It defies logic.

You're the most gorgeous creature here.

Really?

Oh, yes.

Sublime.

Oh! Gidday. Nice costume.

Ah, this is my husband, Vic.

Nonsense.

How could this spectacular

woman marry you?

Oh, there's Oh, there's many reasons.

Yeah. We're actually very happy.

Yeah. And And And

you're actually on my seat.

I didn't see your name on it.

What I did see was

this ravishing creature

looking forlorn and unappreciated.

She is very appreciated.

And she's expecting our babies.

So you can get up off my seat right now!

It's not It's not your seat.

It's not your seat. It's not your

No. It's not your seat.

- You know what, buddy?

- What?

To the victor the spoils!

Oh!

I don't want to be your spoils!

I want to be Vic's spoils!

- Go away!

- Ooh!

Bad grape!

You just stay there,

and you think about what you've done!

I'll spoil you.

I know everything.

I know you haven't

- What?

- I can't believe you said that.

We should leave.

The organizers are coming soon,

and the Robertsons will be joining us.

We have been humiliated enough, Donald.

People have short memories, love.

Anyway, there's plenty of

people far worse off than us.

Just look at poor Hilary.

What do you mean, poor Hilary?

What?

Why didn't you tell me?

What have What have

the specialists said?

Well, hello to you too.

No. Well, ah

What surgical options are available?

Because I don't want to hear that you

you're relying on some crystals

or some macro-biotic nonsense.

Well, it's none of

your business if I am.

Yes, it is. Because I want to help.

Ha! Bit late to start playing

the supportive friend, Marissa.

Look, I

Hils, we may have had our ups and downs,

but I'd like to think

that I've been a friend.

What?

You dropped me like a hot spud!

Because someone like me wouldn't

have made the right impression

on Don bloody Silverton and his family.

That was over 40 years ago!

And the memory is as fresh as ever!

So you lost the right to

get involved in my business.

Well, you're a stubborn old fool.

And you are a ridiculous,

pretentious showoff!

I am not the one who's

running around in the nuddy

for all and sundry to see.

Well, maybe you should!

It might loosen that gigantic

stick you keep up your ass!

You're like a

long-running joke, Marissa.

I'm going blind, even I can see that.

Right back at you, witchy poo!

Ha ha. In your brown robes, and your

and your sage brushing, and

your midnight incantations.

Oh, what? Nothing wrong with sage.

Nothing wrong with sage.

What? What are you

- What's this?

- Ohh. Ohh.

What?

I

I am worried about you.

I don't need your pity.

Well, if you can't

accept help from people

who actually care about you, then, ah

there's nothing more to be said.

Oh, please.

All you actually care about is

being the Queen of Peak View.

Ladies and gentlemen, good evening.

Now, a little bit of hospitality,

and then a toast, if I may.

A little bit of a tremor there.

Um

So, ah, entrees will be served soon.

And we'll

No, no, no. No, no!

Don't worry.

There's a

Looking for our table.

Looking for our table.

- Yeah. It's hot, isn't it?

- There it is.

- Sorry.

- Ooh.

That's a lot of glasses, isn't it?

- You look nice.

- Hello.

Hi.

Do you think I should go over and help?

No! Have recent events

taught you nothing?

Not to mention the

cost of all the crystal.

So sorry.

Ooh.

Griffin is just asking

if we want to meet

at a little champagne bar he knows.

- You guys in?

- Yes. I'm so in.

I am so in.

stupid scarf and

then then that hat!

- And his stupid hat.

- Stormed.

I know, he stormed.

- I'm feeling a bit wobbly.

- Me too.

You should try walking in these heels.

I'd like to see you in those.

Oh, my God.

- Oh!

- What is it?

Oh. It's Mr. Grape! Oh.

- Is he dead?

- Is he?

No. Mr. Grape!

Mr. Grape? Are you all right?

No. He's making noise.

Mr. Grape, wakey wakey.

Come on.

Oh! Oh!

Come on. We're gonna get you inside now.

One, two, three !

Whee!

Oh, my God.

Daisy, do you do you need a hand?

I've got one!

- Come on.

- Let Oh!

Oops.

Hello, Daisy.

Oh, hi.

Talk to the hand.

Hands off.

Right. Come on.

Let's get Let's get organized.

Okay. Come on. Help me.

Okay. Up. Upsey.

Upsey Daisy.

Oh, that's my That's me.

That's your name.

Oh. Oh, God.

Oh, it's very hot in here, isn't it?

Yeah. Bloody hot in here.

Oh. It is. It is, isn't it?

- It's boiling.

- I know. Hey, wait.

I can help you. Because, you know what,

when you get one of these suckers,

you need to get some air on your skin.

Wait.

Are you going to blow on me?

Oh, well, that's,

ah That's quite nice.

But your buttons are

very wrong. I can't do it.

No. There's, ah, there's

nothing wrong with my buttons,

it's that you're

you've got wrong hands.

That's funny.

Oh oh

You know what, you've got good hair.

Daisy, my mother gave it to me.

I know.

It's You know what?

You're not so bad.

Oh, no. I, ah I can be bad.

Even with the stupid

buttons, and the stupid tie,

and the very good hair,

and the too much drunking

I still think you're the

best man I've ever known.

I, um

I like you too.

- Do you?

- Mm.

It's annoying, isn't it?

- Shh, shh. Stop. Stop.

- Shhh. Stop it.

No. Don't do it. We can't.

Why no, no, don't do that?

Because there's your

boyfriend to consider.

Oh! I forgot about him.

- Ah

- He's a good man.

I know I know he's a good man.

He's a good man. I'm not a good man.

- You are a good man!

- No. No.

And Sienna doesn't like me.

She thinks I'm not right for him.

Maybe Maybe he's not right for you.

Yeah. That's

Yeah. That's great.

That's great.

Yes, please. Get them to send it over.

That's great.

Yeah, thank you. Thank you.

How How did we end up in the trailer?

Hey, ah, Gus.

So

That was my agent.

I, um

I just got offered the

lead in this massive series

filming in LA! It's the lead!

- Really?

- Yeah.

It starts 10 days

after this one finishes.

So, um

- That's amazing.

- It's perfect! Yeah.

I mean, ah, at at

least we've still got

some time before you go.

What?

I'm not going to LA without you.

Well

No, you have to because

it it it's your dream.

Ah, Gus, you mean

everything to me, okay?

There's just no way I'm

gonna go to LA without you.

Okay?

So

pack your bags, Hot Tractor Guy!

Pack your bags.

- No.

- Yes.

We're gonna go. We're gonna go to LA.

I'm not going to

I have to think about it.

Oh

Oh, God!

Morning.

Morning.

Oh, God.

Hope you feel as bad as I do.

Yeah. I do. Absolutely terrible.

Um, how did we get back here last night?

Ah

On foot.

Via a via two bars,

or maybe it was three.

Yeah, but how did we end up in here?

I think it might have

something to do with that.

Oh.

Oh. Thank God.

Yeah.

I mean, nothing happened, right?

No, of course of course it didn't.

Um

- We should probably, ah

- Yeah.

- Check out.

- Yeah, yeah.

Oh.

Thanks for nothing, guys.

- Hi!

- Morning!

- Morning.

- Hey.

What?

Oh, God.

Oh, God.