No. Nope.
Nope.
Oh, my God, no. Carter,
the XJ-55 as*ault cannon
uses a 30-round magazine?
On what planet?
Less commentary.
More addition.
What's my score?
53%.
Yeah! Third time's a charm.
Third time's the F, again.
No advanced weaponry for you.
I have to know
every g*n in the rack?
And what? You should get
special treatment
because you're the Sheriff?
I see what's going on here.
I know you feel
you were passed over
when they brought me in
as Sheriff.
And yet, I aced the exam
the first time.
Jo, it's not a contest.
I was assigned here
by Washington.
If you have an issue,
take it up with them.
And give me the remote.
Happy to.
After you pass the exam.
It's regulation, Carter.
Okay, Jo, I'm the sheriff,
which means I need your trust,
I need your respect,
and most importantly,
I need the remote
to the freaking g*n rack!
Sorry.
You can't enforce the rules
if you're not willing
to follow them first.
Better hit the books.
TAGGART:
Look at the size
of this thing! It's a beauty!
Nothing yet, mate.
Spencer, start
the movie already!
I'm working on it.
Crikey! HD.
So many pixels,
the human eye
can't even see them.
When that satellite reorients
another seven degrees,
(LAUGHING)
TV heaven!
FARGO: Spencer,
how do you work this thing?
Nobody touches
the Master Commander.
Vincent, we need food.
Grub! Grub! Grub!
Patience, heathens.
Roasted jalapeno
maize kernels
with demiglace,
get them
while they're steamy.
But it's movie night.
I need my popcorn.
Expand and indulge
your palate, Fargo.
Philistine.
We're locked on!
In seconds,
a first-run flick
destined for the multiplex
will be coming
to your local Spencer-plex.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
Ripper!
(MUSIC BLARING ON TV)
(PHONE RINGING)
You're the Sheriff.
It must be for you.
Jack Carter.
Hold on.
Who's being too loud?
Spencer? Yeah.
It's Friday night.
Did you ask him
to keep it down?
No, I'm not shirking
my responsibilities.
As a matter of fact,
I'll send my deputy over
right away.
Not a problem. All right, bye.
Spencer's movie night
is getting a little rowdy.
I handled it last time.
Oh, good.
Then you know the way.
You know what they say
about payback, right?
She's a bitch?
(MUSIC BLARING ON TV)
JO: Spencer!
Spencer!
(LOUDLY) Hello?
Officer of the law!
What's wrong
with you people?
Turn it down!
What? Why?
Your neighbors
are complaining
about the noise!
Which neighbors?
The state of Idaho.
Turn it down!
Have a sit, Jo.
Like a tinnie?
Vinnie, get Jo a beer.
I'm on duty.
I can respect that.
Like it to go?
MAN 1 ON TV: Looks human,
but it's just a guise.
I've seen it.
It's hideous.
Under the skin.
WOMAN ON TV: My God!
What do they want?
Us, our planet, our water.
Maybe it's fuel to them.
What was that?
(WOMAN SCREAMING ON TV)
JO: What are we watching?
They Came to Conquer.
When did that come out?
Next week.
Picture's amazing.
Yeah, it is.
He's just the host.
The creature's
protected inside.
How do we get it out?
We cut it out.
(WHIRRING ON TV)
MAN 2 ON TV: No! No!
(MAN 2 SCREAMING ON TV)
(FLESH RIPPING ON TV)
Maize kernel?
Wow! I mean,
that is, like...
Unbelievable,
yet believable.
Definitely.
Like being there.
Oh, man,
I gotta go.
Hey, you guys
keep it down, okay?
I'll walk you out.
You know, in case
of alien invasion.
Strength in numbers.
Right.
Spencer, that was
a life-altering experience.
Hey, guys! Hey!
Don't forget,
next week's noir night.
VINCENT:
Sounds good, Spencer.
Six hours until
I have to go to work.
Nathan?
Allison. It's late.
It's 7:00 in the morning.
Oh.
Have you been here
all night?
Yeah, I guess
I got a little caught up.
How's the budget going?
It's not.
I have to justify a number
that will keep
Global cutting edge...
No.
...but still give Congress
something to slash.
You saw what
they did to NASA.
So when does
Congressman Faraday
get in?
He's in.
Flew in from
McChord Air Force Base
last night.
He expects hard numbers
and a field test
of the PX-319 Project
at 9:00 a.m.
Hopefully, he'll be impressed.
No, hopefully, he's forgotten
that you called him
a shameless grandstander
in front of the Defense
Appropriations Committee.
He brought that
upon himself.
The man's smart,
but he likes the sound
of his own voice too much.
(SCOFFING)
Who does that
remind me of?
Well, maybe
a little groveling
will help.
Whatever it takes.
Global's future
is all I care about.
That sounds familiar, too.
This has to go
smoothly, Allison,
and not just for Global.
Maybe you can talk
to Sheriff Carter,
see if he can keep things
quiet around here,
for a change.
I'll see what
I can do, Nathan.
Nothing like
a little Vin-spresso
to start the day off, huh?
I'm waiting.
For what?
Come on!
You're a woman.
You're making small talk.
You're buying me coffee,
which means either,
A, you're into me,
or, B, you want something.
Could you be more sexist?
Come clean, or I'll make
my own assumptions.
Okay. Allison Blake,
really into me!
All right, we have...
Allison Blake...
Spread it around.
We have a visitor
in town.
See, was that so hard?
We do?
Congressman Faraday,
he got in last night.
Huh. And you're
telling me this why?
We're under
a budget review.
Faraday's tour
has to go smoothly.
Nathan would just like you
to keep a lid on things.
He has great faith
in your abilities.
No, he doesn't.
No, he doesn't,
but we still need
a day or two of quiet.
In this town?
It's easier said
than done.
Sheriff, something's
happened to Spencer.
Oh! Oh!
I didn't hear that.
What's wrong
with the monkeys?
They should be
at each other's throats,
but they look fine.
They are fine.
The device isn't.
Are you trying
to sabotage me?
Stark's on his way now
with the Congressman.
I'm running diagnostics,
but nothing seems...
No "buts!"
If you can't get the job done,
Dr. Sharat, I'll find
someone who can.
You realize I don't work
for you, right?
In fact, you work
for everyone else.
Now I have to tell Stark
we have nothing
to show Faraday.
If I go down for this,
I'm taking you with me.
Fargo, I think you're...
Stop making this about me.
This is sabotage.
Dr. Stark, I'm afraid
there's been a delay.
NATHAN: My office, 15 minutes.
I want a detailed explanation,
and it better be good, Fargo.
So, Congressman,
as you can see,
everything we do here
at Global Dynamics
is about pushing
the boundaries...
Of the scientific frontier.
Yes, I read the brief,
but we both know
what it's really about.
Cranking out
the best w*r toys
before our enemies do.
That'll prime
your funding pump.
I know.
And our PX-319 Project
will revolutionize the way
we engage enemies in battle.
So you keep telling me.
How about we skip
the science fair
and get right to it, then?
We're preparing
a simulated field test
as we speak.
It should be ready
a little later.
Then, I suppose we'll see
about your funding
a little later.
I may be overreacting,
but four years,
he has never, ever been late.
Let's do this.
CARTER:
Jo, put away your g*n.
And walk into
a potential trap?
I don't think so.
She's not normally
this high-strung.
She has some issues.
No signs of a break-in.
Wow. What a relief.
Did you see anything
last night?
Last night?
Movie night.
Right.
Jo?
What are you implying?
Nothing. Can you
k*ll the flashlight?
I'm investigating
a crime scene,
following procedure.
Maybe you should
try it sometime.
Can you maybe dial it down
until we figure out
that there's been a crime?
Obviously, I can't dust that
for prints now.
Or that.
Wallet and PDA.
Well, he probably
hasn't gone far.
Unless he was taken,
by force, against his will.
Okay, no more coffee
for you.
Is that blood?
Yeah. We gotta find him.
Let's go.
Yeah, he's just
pulling in now.
Good.
Beverly, I am not asking you
to do anything inappropriate.
Of course not. I'll just keep
my eyes and ears open,
like you said.
He has a tremendous amount
of say over our funding.
It's all in
the town's best interests.
I completely understand.
What do you think
you're doing?
Nothing, Congressman.
Then what's in your hand?
Nothing.
Really?
Don't lie.
I was just looking for...
You're hurting me.
Then scream.
You scream.
You remembered.
You're hard to forget.
Spencer!
Taggart, for God's sakes,
pick up.
Tag, where are you?
We're too late.
Spencer!
Spencer!
Spencer!
It's too narrow
for a tractor path.
Yeah, these crops
have been flattened, not cut.
SPENCER: Help...
Do you hear that?
What?
What?
Spencer!
(SPENCER COUGHING)
CARTER: Spencer? Spencer!
Spencer!
Spencer, are you all right?
What happened?
I can't...
I can't talk about it.
Why not?
They're watching.
Spencer, what happened
to your hands?
They left me here.
Who?
I can't...
I can't...
Spencer.
You're not alone.
He's clearly
traumatized.
Well, maybe Beverly
can reach him.
Yeah, all right,
I'll take him there.
Henry, you okay?
No, but I will be
once he is.
Keep me posted.
What do you think?
Well, he probably
passed out.
Friends played
a prank on him.
Really?
Come on.
There's always
a logical explanation
for these things.
Yeah, that sounded
very logical.
Okay, Jo,
what's your theory?
Well, it's a crop.
Yeah.
And there's a circle in it.
No. No, no, no.
I don't care
how weird this town gets.
There's one thing that I know,
and that's that
there are no aliens.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Yeah? Jack Carter.
Oh, hey, Allison.
That makes two today.
I know. I know. I know.
You don't want to hear
about it.
Okay, I'm on my way.
Someone else disappeared.
Fargo.
That's one thing
I can scratch off
my to-do list.
Or keep it
on there for later.
We're clean?
Nothing about what
we just did was clean.
You know
what I'm talking about.
I sweep every room,
every hour.
No one can hear us.
The Consortium believes
the artifact was excavated
and moved.
To Eureka?
To Section Five.
Well, even you can't get
access to that.
No, but Nathan Stark can.
You think he'll just
take you on a tour?
If there's something
worthwhile in it for him.
You'll need leverage.
That's why I'm here,
Dr. Barlowe.
You know him
better than anyone.
You'll need to barter
with the one thing
he loves more than anything.
Allison Blake?
Science.
Stark lives
to push boundaries
to leave his mark.
He can't do that
without funding, so...
So his sin is pride.
I heard somewhere
it comes before a fall.
(DOORBELL RINGING)
HENRY: Please, help him.
Spencer?
Spencer, you know me.
You're safe here.
You can talk to me.
No, let the bill die.
I'll reintroduce it
with my name on it.
We'll attach a rider.
It'll make
our mutual friends happy.
Okay.
Spencer, what is it?
Nothing.
I didn't see anything.
Okay, Dr. Stark.
I'm ready to be impressed.
You will not be
disappointed, Congressman.
Allison, could you...
Oh. Okay, I'll catch up.
Sweetheart.
Hey. So how's Spencer?
He's been better.
How's Fargo?
The last person to see
Fargo was Dr. Sharat,
and he missed
a critical meeting with Stark.
It's not like him.
Spencer was acting odd, too.
I need to talk to Dr. Sharat.
No, that's gonna have to wait.
She's kind of in the middle
of something important.
Well, so am I,
and you called me, so...
By decade's end,
wars will be fought
from command screens
such as this one.
There will no longer be
a need for massive troops
on the ground.
Dr. Sharat?
The PX-319 transmits
a low frequency signal
that delivers
a subconscious message of fear
and paranoia to the amygdala,
deep in the brain,
causing the enemy to turn
against one another
in a violent rage,
as this demonstration
will show.
Just... Just one moment.
A violent rage.
This is worth 80 million.
Dr. Sharat?
The satellite's telemetry
must still be off.
Still?
Fargo didn't tell you?
We had a meeting.
He didn't show up.
Just give me
a few minutes.
That's all right,
Dr. Sharat.
I've seen enough.
Dr. Stark, a word?
So I understand you spoke
to Douglas Fargo this morning?
The man has lost his mind.
If you find him, sh**t him.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
I'll take that as a yes.
Thank you for your time.
Nice monkeys.
Carter.
Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
Vincent did what?
Perfect.
Vincent just...
No, I don't want
to hear it.
Jo, I need you to get
down to Café Diem.
Vincent disappeared
during the lunch rush.
Jo, come in. Over.
Jo?
Okay, today is officially
Missing Persons Day,
but you don't want
to hear it.
A day or two
of quiet wasn't
an unreasonable request.
Look, Nathan,
you need an ally
on the Defense Committee.
I'm ready to be that ally,
but you've got to show me
something worthwhile.
Then I will have that demo
ready for you shortly.
Forget the demo.
I'm talking
about Section Five.
Access to Section Five
is by special clearance only.
Which you can give me.
Nathan, I want you
to get your funding,
but I'm not
just going to rubber stamp
a multi-billion dollar budget
like my predecessors have,
and I can't,
in good conscience, support
something I've never seen.
It's that simple.
There you are.
I've been trying
to raise you
all morning.
I've got it under control.
(LAUGHING) Really?
Because every time
I turn around, someone else
has gone missing.
There's Fargo,
now Vincent.
Look, I know, and I know
what needs to be done.
What I don't know
is why you insist on
telling me how to do it.
What is your problem?
My problem is you.
Sheriff Cobb treated me
like a partner,
not an appendage.
When something
goes wrong around here,
people look to me.
They don't know you.
They don't trust you.
Because you don't trust me.
You've been on a tear
since day one.
I think you need to back off.
Okay, I'm sorry
you're pissed because
you didn't get the job,
but right now,
I really don't care.
We have to find
these people,
and I know,
we're going to,
but we have to work
together, okay?
Are you with me?
All right,
we'll work together.
Okay, good.
So we're okay?
Yeah, we're okay.
Okay.
HENRY: Carter!
Carter, wake up!
What the hell are you doing?
What am I doing?
I found it
out by the crop circle.
I think Spencer spent
the whole night rolling it
over the fields to make them.
That explains
why his hands
are so messed up.
It's a little difficult
to breathe
with you camped out
on my diaphragm.
Right. Sorry.
You all right?
Yeah.
(GROANING)
Jo. It was Jo.
Jo hit you?
Yeah, with the butt of an
MPS auto-as*ault-12 shotgun,
or a model 50
tactical-takedown r*fle.
Damn, I'm never
gonna pass the test.
Oh, no.
Tell me
this wasn't filled
with weapons.
No. No, it wasn't.
You're lying to me,
aren't you?
Oh, big time.
What is going on?
Well, let's see.
Spencer thinks
aliens have landed.
Vincent and Fargo are missing,
and Jo is gone
G.I. Joe.
You think
they're all together?
I think they were together
at Spencer's party,
and something happened.
Either that
or we are being invaded
by aliens.
Henry, please tell me
you don't believe in aliens.
No, I believe
in Occam's razor.
It's the basis for
methodological reductionism.
Oh, yeah. Slowly.
Still dizzy.
Okay, given two equally
predictive theories,
you choose the one
that has fewer assumptions.
So a tree has fallen
in the forest after a storm.
The first hypothesis
holds that
that tree was blown down
by the storm.
The second, rival hypothesis
claims that
that storm forced
an alien spaceship
to crash into the tree. See?
No. I need to look closer
at Spencer's trailer.
I'll go.
Okay. That'll give me
a chance to get
over to Beverly's.
What for?
I've got four people
who are probably together
and definitely armed.
Spencer's the missing member
of that team, and they
probably want him back.
Be careful.
You, too.
COMPUTER:
Welcome to Section Five.
We're doing
the right thing, Dr. Stark.
I'm counting on it.
Step onto the grid
for identity verification.
That's a radiation symbol.
Once you enter the chamber,
we'll breach containment.
You'll have 15 seconds
to view the artifact.
Any longer, we'll exceed
exposure limits.
You're not going in
with me?
We could only
afford one suit.
(SIGHING)
Opening the doors now.
NATHAN: Our tests
have confirmed that
it is terrestrial in origin.
We just can't figure out
who created it.
Oh, my God.
That's one theory.
Then we strike,
hard and fast.
Your basic grab-and-go.
He won't be alone,
so watch your asses.
Move out.
Okay, so what makes you
think Jo and the others
are coming for Spencer?
Occam's razor.
You're spending
way too much time
with Henry.
I borrowed this
from Section Four.
I want to stop them,
not vaporize them.
It's a PEP,
pulse-energy projectile r*fle.
It's for crowd control.
Completely non-lethal.
Did you pass
that weapons test?
It's not that hard, Carter.
Allison, Sheriff,
what is going on?
Where's Spencer?
Inside, and he's
getting worse.
What happened
to your head?
Had a trust issue.
Their leader is here.
He looks human,
but it's just a guise.
You can see it.
Hideous.
Under the skin.
We will not let
anything happen
to you, Spencer.
Will we, Sheriff?
No. I can stay positioned
in the foyer.
Allison, why don't you
take the back
and PEP the hell
out of anything
that comes from behind?
Okay.
He picked Eureka
for a reason.
He?
He can't be trusted.
I... I need to...
I need to go.
We have to capture
and interrogate him.
He must be stopped.
Who?
Their leader.
He's infiltrated
our government,
and now he's here,
hiding in plain sight.
Oh, jeez.
ALLISON: What?
He's talking
about the Congressman.
He is?
Spencer's not their target.
Faraday is.
That... I don't even
know what to call it.
It could change
everything.
It already has.
Fargo?
What the hell are you...
Have you lost your mind?
Deputy!
Fargo!
Who are you people?
The question is,
who are you?
All right, that's...
No.
Nope.
Aha.
Call Carter.
Henry, give us
some good news.
They were watching
a movie called
They Came to Conquer.
Don't tell me,
alien invasion.
Invasion, abduction,
dissection. This movie's
got it all.
Okay. Still,
it's a big leap
from watching a movie
to thinking
it's the real thing.
ALLISON:
Yeah, but we're talking
about Spencer here.
I'm assuming he didn't
get this at Blockbuster.
HENRY: Not even close.
Looks like he h*jacked
a satellite signal
to intercept
a digital broadcast.
Then he bounced the signal
off a Global Dynamics
satellite to cover his tracks.
Oh.
"Oh." Is that a good "oh"
or a bad "oh"?
HENRY: Now, the number
of the satellite is GD-85.
Oh, no.
Don't tell me. That's
the one that screwed up
your monkey test.
They lost the satellite signal
for a few hours Friday night.
I'm assuming...
Spencer got it.
Yeah.
There's Nathan's car.
Henry, we gotta go.
Nathan.
Are you all right?
Hey, buddy.
Stay down. Stay.
What happened?
Yeah, I'm gonna get
you some help.
Taggart,
his deputy and my assistant
took Faraday.
Yeah, they're infected
with your paranoia-inducing
monkey beam.
No, impossible.
They were sent from a secure
Global Dynamics satellite.
No, possible.
Spencer hacked into it.
If anything happens
to Faraday...
CARTER: Well, it won't,
now that we know
where they took him.
Where did they take him?
Well, where would you go
if you were about to do
an autopsy on an alien?
Taggart's lab.
I'm calling
Global's security detail.
No, you're not.
A crazy cabal is
about to dissect
a US Congressman. I am.
They're not crazy.
They're paranoid,
and if they see
a bunch of people
with weapons,
this is gonna be
a Waco really fast.
My point exactly.
They're armed
and dangerous.
I don't see
any other choice.
Can't you just reverse
the paranoid thing?
You don't know how.
I know how to save
a US Congressman.
Carter!
This is Stark.
Tell Task Command
I need a detail sent
to Taggart's compound.
Code black.
How many are you?
We know what you are.
We know where you're from,
and believe me,
by the time
I'm done with you,
we'll know
everything else.
Have you come to harm us?
What do you people want?
We want answers.
(ALL CHATTERING)
MAN: Let's go! Move!
Set up a perimeter,
standard breach formation!
Let's go!
Sheriff Carter,
please stay back.
I need to get
in there.
No, he does not.
Let me negotiate this.
I know these guys.
So do I.
Look, Sheriff,
I don't like this
any better than you do,
but if something happens
to that Congressman,
what do you think
is gonna happen to Eureka?
We just need more time.
Give us a chance
to talk to them.
I'm sorry, Allison.
I can't risk it.
Okay. Okay.
If that's the way
this has to be.
Thank you for
your cooperation, Sheriff.
Carter!
Sheriff, stop now!
Hold your fire.
Repeat, hold fire.
Tell your people
to lay down their weapons.
I don't have any people.
He's right.
He's just the host.
The creature's
protected inside.
How do we get it out?
We cut it out.
(POUNDING AT DOOR)
(INTERCOM BUZZING)
Who is it?
It's Carter. I'm unarmed.
Open the door.
And what is this
in reference to?
Taggart, I know you have
the Congressman in there.
Copy that.
We have the sh*t, Dr. Stark.
Don't do it, Nathan.
Give him a chance.
Are you alone?
Oh, yeah.
Should we take the sh*t?
Hold fire.
We lost the target.
JO: Come in.
I hope he knows
what he's doing.
Come out of the house
with your hands on your heads!
Jo, any minute, this place
is gonna be swarmed
by the only people
on the planet who are
better armed than you.
We'll do what we have to.
No, you're gonna get hurt
or worse.
We can't trust him.
He's one of them.
Then don't trust me.
Trust your own common sense.
Oh, so, what,
I'm stupid now?
I know what I saw.
You guys are suffering
from a mass delusion.
Nice try, mate.
Think about it, Jo.
What makes more sense,
that he's an alien
or that you guys
are delusional?
sh*ts fired.
We need to move in.
Not yet.
I'm sorry, Allison.
Go ahead.
Okay, who gave Fargo a g*n?
Prepare for full breach.
(WOMAN CHATTERING ON RADIO)
(MAN CHATTERING ON RADIO)
You were all watching a movie
in Spencer's trailer called
They Came to Conquer, right?
In which aliens inv*de
a small, bucolic town
in the Pacific Northwest.
Spencer saw their ship,
and he is their emissary.
Taggart! Taggart!
What Spencer saw
was Congressman Faraday's
helicopter arriving.
His trailer is directly
below the flight path.
What time did you arrive?
Congressman.
Just after midnight.
Okay.
About the time
the party broke up?
Vincent?
Spencer bounced the movie
off a Global Dynamics
weapons satellite
that was being used
to beam waves of paranoia
into lab monkeys.
There was a malfunction,
wasn't there, Fargo?
It failed.
That's why you took off.
Unfortunately,
it didn't fail.
When Spencer
bounced the signal,
you became the lab monkeys.
We have the alien
right here.
Get out of our way.
Maybe you do
have an infiltrator,
but it's not him.
It's me.
I'm the new guy, right?
I didn't pass your test.
I didn't see how much
this town needs you.
Fair.
But I need you, too.
You're not an appendage,
Jo. You're my partner,
and there's no one in
this town that I'd rather have
watching my back than you,
and that's the truth.
So
please trust me.
We're coming out!
Hold your fire!
Hold fire!
Everyone, stand down!
MAN 1: Hold your fire!
MAN 2: Someone's coming out.
WOMAN: Weapons down!
MAN 3: Stand down! Stand down!
CARTER: They're unarmed!
Everybody's okay.
MAN 4: Hold your fire!
MAN 5: Copy that. Let's go!
WOMAN ON RADIO:
Coming out.
MAN 5: Talk to us!
Come on! Come on!
So everybody's okay?
Oh, no,
they're freaking bug-nuts.
Restraints, now.
Right away.
MAN: It's clear!
(PEACEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
We reprogrammed the signal
to stimulate
the brain's pleasure center.
I chose delivery footage
each should find benign
and peaceful.
Well, you sure know Jo.
Congressman, I trust
this unfortunate incident
in no way will affect
our budget considerations?
I was abducted,
threatened and humiliated
by your people,
in your town,
on your watch,
but in spite of this incident,
what I saw in there yesterday
takes precedence.
Dr. Stark,
we'll be talking.
I'm sure we will.
Miss Blake.
So are we funded?
For now.
I guess
I owe you one, Sheriff,
for getting
the Congressman out
relatively unscathed.
A big one.
Thank you, Carter.
By the way,
I didn't do it for you.
You don't say.
Multi-velocity
XK exterminator.
Very good.
BMFG liquidator.
And size of magazine?
Trick question. It uses
a single-chamber a*tillery.
Wow, Carter,
keep this up,
and you're gonna pass
the exam.
Yeah, I don't know.
I tend to choke the exam.
Well, this is the exam.
The manual didn't say
anything about it having
to be written, so I...
Thanks for the tutoring.
Don't mention it.
(PHONE RINGING)
You gonna get that?
I didn't think so.
Jack Carter.
01x04 - Alienated
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