02x04 - Hunger Strikes/The Koos Is Loose/Morning Stretch

[bunniefuu]

[Click]

[Click, click, click...]

[Electricity buzzing]

Honey,
that was delicious!

What's for dessert?

Yay, dessert!

Something special
for my little family--

upside-down cake!

Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!

One for my big man...

One for my little
Princess...

And one
for my little man.

Mom, look! Dexter
didn't eat his veggies!

Good heavens. Well,
we can't have that.

Finish your dinner,
Dexter.

But--but--
but--but--

now, Dexter,
you listen to your mom.

If you want some
of this great dessert,
eat your veggies.

Ugh! Eww!

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

Patooie! Patooie!

Oh, mother, I submit

that if I did
indeed consume all
of my vegetables,

I would not
have room for your
delicious dessert.

Now, now, Dexter,

if you don't eat
your veggies, you
can't have any cake.

How can you have cake
if you don't eat
your veggies?

I concede to your
infinite wisdom.

Please excuse me.

Dexter: According
to the taste-bud sensor,

there is a decrease
in my vegetable area.

In order to change
this situation,

I must alter
my atomic DNA structure.

This requires
drastic measures.

My dessert future
is at stake.

I have decided to deploy

a reasonable amount
of gamma radiation--

just enough to get
the taste buds level.

Computer:
, , , , .

Hmm. Interesting.

I don't feel different.

But the scanner reads
that the vegetarian levels

are high.

Hmm. "Danger."

That's an odd reading,
but I feel great!

[Yawn]

Boy, that gamma radiation
can take it out of you.

[Rumbling]

Odd. I have
a strange urge

for a lettuce, broccoli,
and cucumber sandwich.

I shall reward my new
vegetarian passions
with a midnight snack.

There are no vegetables.
Perhaps the pantry.

Nothing!

There are no vegetables
in the house!

[Rumbling louder]

Must...find...

Vegetables!

Ohh!

[Growling]

Huh?

[Panting]

Aarrgghh!

[Belches]

[Snoring]

Dexter? Just
what do you think
you're doing?

You've missed
breakfast,

and you're
still not dressed
for school.

You'll be late
for the bus.

Whoops-a-doodle.
Speaking of late,
I've got to run.

Bye, daddy!

So long, pumpkin!

Woman: As nutrition
awareness week begins,

we will have
several guest speakers.

Without further ado,
let me introduce...

Mr. Dancing carrot.

Hiya, kids!

Hiya,
Mr. Dancing carrot!

[Rumbling]

♪ Veggies are your pals

♪ veggies are your pals

♪ hi-ho a-derry-o,
veggies are your pals ♪

Ok, kids. Sing along!

All: ♪ oh, veggies
are your pals ♪

♪ veggies are your pals

♪ hi-ho a-derry--

oh!

Aah! Get him off me!

[Ring]

Ptoo! Lunch!

Oh, please,
o kind lunch lady,

I must partake
of vegetables.

I can't be doing that.
You have to wait in line.

There are other kids
before you,

and nobody cuts the line

in my lunchroom!

[Rumbling]

You are making me hungry.

You wouldn't like me
when I'm hungry.

Huh?

Aarrgghh!

[Belches]

You ok?

Please excuse me.

Well, everything
seems normal.

It was just a matter
of reversing

some gamma radiation.

Quite simple, really.

Dinner, everybody!

Any eating
problems,
Dexter?

There are
no concerns.

What's for dinner?

Well, dear,
I thought we'd try
something different:

Liver and onions!

Ewww!

Liver
and onions!
My favorite.

[Rumbling]

Voice: Heh heh heh!

Aah!

Ohh...

Dee Dee: Dexter!

Dexter!

Dee Dee?

I heard a baby scream.

Baby?

Baby?!

I give up!
All I was doing

was working diligently
in my lab

when all of a sudden,
the doors opened up
all by themselves,

and a huge demonic light
smacks my face, laughs--

heh heh heh!

Then I wake up
to find...

You.

No, no, Dexter.
It wasn't me.

It was koosy!

Who?
My koosalagoopagoop.

Your
foosamanaloopaninny?

The koosalagoopagoop.

We were playing
hide-and-seek.

Oh, koosy!

Hide-and-seek?

Koosy! Koosy?

What, pray tell,
is a koosalagoopagoop?

[Grunting]

Dexter, I would like you
to meet koosy.

Oh, hello,
Mr. Imaginary friend.

Koosy is not imaginary!

He's just invisible!

You are making things up,

and koosy does not exist
in reality, so shush!

He's real, he's real,
he's real, he's real,

he's real, he's real,
he's real!

Dee Dee! I will now prove

through the classification
of animals

that koosy does not exist.

You see?
Your koosalagoopagoop

is nowhere
in the animal kingdom,

and if I cannot see
this creature

to examine it,
it does not exist.

But you can't see
air, and you know
that exists.

I just can't believe it!

I can't disprove
your stupid imaginary
friend's existence.

Therefore,
he must exist.

Ha ha ha!

K-K-Koosy?

Ha ha ha!

Dee Dee, my sweet.

Koosy!

Oh, koosy,
you're so warm.

Yeah. I know.

[Ding dong ding dong]

Dee Dee, please make
this towering buffoon

disappear out of my lab.

What buffoon?

I thought
he didn't exist.

How about
a nice big hug?

I do not think so.

Oh, but I'm so warm.

Precisely.

Well, if you won't
disappear,

then leave.

But koosy can't leave.

Why?

He's too big to fit
through the door.

Uh-huh. Yep. Yep.

Holy cow! I'm late
for dance class!

You know, if you turn
your lips inside out,

you can look
like Jimmy Carter.

♪ A-chooba-chabba-cheeba ♪

♪ a-chooba-chabba-cheeba

♪ a-chooba-chabba-cheeba

♪ a-chooba-chabba-cheeba

how did you get
so small?

I can change size--ha!--

whenever I want.

Oh, my goodness.

Cooking! I love cooking!

Actually,
I am devising
a new kind of fuel.

With just one drop,
an automobile
can travel

up to days,

and it is
pollutant-free.

For another day.

Right now, I will cook
my world-famous pappywraps.

What's a pappywrap?

I'll show you.
First you need
a very large tortilla,

and you need a frying pan
and a tub of meat.

A tub of meat, huh?

Uh-huh. Then you cook
the meat for just a bit,

slap it on the tortilla,

wrap it, and finis! Voila!
A pappywrap.

Aw, come on. Try it.

I'm scared.

Don't be silly.

Uh-uh.
Coochie-coochie-coo.

Ha ha ha!

Unh!

Now, wasn't that
delicious?

No! Because I just
ate a tub of meat.

Now, come with me,
you bad thing.

Now, maybe I can find
a way to send you away.

[Humming]

[Koosy laughing]

What is it with you?!

Koosy: He looks
like Jimmy Carter! Ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Grrr...out of the cage!
Get out of the cage!

Now, open up!

Sorry.

Open up!

Uh, wh--uh, what are you
going to do?

Dexter, muffled:
I am going to find out
what makes you tick

and unplug it!

Oh, ok.

Oh. Hey, that tickles!

Stop! Ha ha ha!

Whoo! Ha ha!

Oh, no! No, no, no!

Stop! Oh, stop!

Don't! Don't!

Oh, just stop it. That
was simply just too much.

Dexter:
Hey, I'm stuck!

Oh, all right.
I'll get you out.

[Inhales deeply]

Aah! Aah!

I'm back!

Dee Dee, get your stupid
imaginary friend
out of my life!

Gosh, Dexter,
why don't you just
imagine him away?

Just imagine him away?

That's it!

Koosalagoopagoop...

I imagine you away!

Away! Away! Away!

Bye-bye, Dee Dee.
Bye-bye, Dexter.

You'll never see me
again.

Dexter!

What have I done?

Koosy!

[Crying]

[Sniffling]

Mmm. Youare

yeah. I know.

Bye-bye.

[Dee Dee crying]

I want koosy back!

[Koosy laughing]

Dexter, what's that?

Where?

Very funny.

I'm sorry.

Dexter, what's that?

Where?

Will you cut it out?

Ok.

Dexter! What's that?!

Oh, no.

I'm not falling
for that again.

[Claws snapping]

[Beeping and clicking]

[Yawn]

[Ticker tape printing]

Hmm.

Ahh!

Yes!

It may have taken many hours
into the early morning,

but thatis
the equation!

Ha ha ha! When I think
of all the fools

when I unleash
the power of--

[thinking]
It seems that in my quest
for ultimate knowledge,

I have overlooked
my homework.

[Yawn]

This assignment
does not seem hard.

Shouldn't take me
more than a minute.

But first a little break,

and then the homework.

I'll just rest my eyes
for a...Few...

Moments.

[Snoring]

[Ticking]

Man on television:
Hey, puppet pal clem,

where do people keep
their money?

Second man: Duh.
Don't know.

Announcer: We interrupt
this program to bring you
this announcement.

[Gasp]

Dee Dee: Aah!

Ah, that silly girl
is awake at this hour?

: ?!

I've only got one minute
till the bus arrives!

My homework. Must wash.

My homework. Breakfast.

I have never been late
for school.

My perfect record
will be tarnished...

Unless there is a way!

This is incredibly
dangerous.

However...

What is science...

Without the risk?

My time-expansion helmet

will turn seconds
into minutes

and give me plenty of time

to complete
my morning tasks.

[Helmet humming]

[Beeping]

Time expander--activate.

[Ticking slowing down]

Silly Dee Dee,
prancing about
in her pjs

while the bus draws
ever closer.

[Ding]

Foolish Dee Dee.
The school bus will
be here any second,

and she is still
not ready.

My minutes
are almost up!

Must finish homework.

Friction burn!

Better slow down.

Easy. Easy.

[Meow]

Finished!

Science conquers all!

[Crash]

Dee Dee, you are
obstructing my passage

to educational benefits.

What?

We are going to miss
the school bus!

[Ring]

The bus!

I have missed the bus.

I have become...Tardy.

My spotless record...

A lifetime
of perfection--

destroyed!

Why, sister?

Why?

Snow day!
School's canceled!

[Thud]

Enter at your own peril,
past the vaulted door,

where impossible things
may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy ♪

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab ♪