02x10 - Ewww That's Growth/Nuclear Confusion/Germ Warfare

[bunniefuu]

[Alarm beeps]

[Cock-a-doodle-doo]

[Cock-a-doodle-doo]

[Yawn]

Time to get up.

Ah, sweet floor.

[Kiss]

So, what is
on the agenda for today?

Carnival!
Carnival!

Mom!

Kids!

More eggs, dear?

Honey, your eggs
are De--

carnival! Carnival!

[Bang]

[Bang]

[Bang]

Uh-oh.

Dad, you forgot
Dexter's phone books again.

Dexter, it--it was
a simple mistake.

I--i had to look up
a number for your mother.

It's her fault,
not mine!

Why, I...I--

[grumbling]

What did he say?

He said,
"just forget it."

Whew!
Whew!

Oh, I am so excited.

This carnival's really
going to be a hoot.

Dad: It sure is.
And that super-fast
new ride,

uh...what's
it called again?

It's called--

it's called "the thing,"
and it's creepy!

Dexter,
from far away:
Did you know

it took billion
individual nuts
and bolts to--

and I justlove
Ferris wheels.

And funnel cakes.
Mmm! That's good eatin'.

[Doorbell rings]

Dexter: I'll get it.

Mailman!

Got some mail!

I can take that.

Huh? What?
Who said that?

I heard a voice,
but I do not know
from where it came.

Next stop...

All: Carnival!

Dad: Hey, why
don't we play a game
to pass the time?

Ok, ok!
Let's play "I spy."

I spy, with my little eye,
something...Brown.

Guess, Dexter.

Car door?

No.

Sky?

Nope.

I give up.

Dee Dee: Cows.

Oh.

Dad, are we
almost there?

Not yet, son.
We won't be there
for at least another...

Oh, no!

Wait. We're here.

But, dad, do we have
to do that first?

It's so degrading.

Nonsense. It's
family fun, Dexter.

And it's
the only game Dee Dee
ever wants to play.

Yeah! Come on,
Dexter.

Aw, man.

Come on, folks,

toss your brother!

Win cheaply made
stuffed toys.
You can't lose.

Who's next?

Me!

Oh, I don't like
this part.

Hold still, will ya?
I'm aiming.

[Crash]

Hey, direct hit!
Good job, Dee Dee.

Here's your prize,
young lady.

Isn't family fun
great?

Oh, yeah.

Ah, cheer up,
little Dexter.

I couldn't have won
a "my sparkly unicorn"
without you.

And without
a blockhead like yours,

I'd have to
carry it around all day.

Dee Dee, stop using
your brother as a table.

Yes, sir.

Look! It's...It's...

The thing!

, tons of steel!
million nuts and bolts!

Speeds up to
, miles per hour!

Total estimated
riding time:

...

Seconds.

Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!

Kids: Let's get in line!

Dear, do you
think it's safe?

Of course, honey.

There's no safer rides
than carnival rides.

[Screaming]

We're next!

Ok, how many
in your party? ?

.

Uh, doesn't he look
a little small
for this ride?

We're here to have
family fun!

No, sir. You
don't understand.

The kid
is too little!

Family fun?

Child...too...small.

Uh...

Ok, let me show you.

Your son is too short
to ride "the thing."

I am too little
to do anything.

Mom and dad and Dee Dee
are all riding
"the thing,"

and I'm waiting
in this stupid
petting zoo.

I wish I was taller.

Wait a minute!

I'm a genius,
and I've got a lab!

I will be tall!

[Screaming]

[Cock-a-doodle-doo]

Well, hello, knees!

[Doorbell rings]

Ah, you must be
the man of the house.

You're darn tootin'.

I can't believe
dad let you borrow
his car!

Me neither.

For a dad, he can be
pretty hip.

[Tires screech]

Ah, conquest.

Come on,
I can see the line.

Jeepers!

Ah! minutes
in line!

Hey, Dexter!
Looks like
we're next!

Dexter?

Oh, boy, oh, boy!
We're next!

Dexter: I'm on top
of the worl--

This is the greatest day
of my entire life!

[Beep]

[Beep]

[Series of beeps]

Dexter: Yes!

Energy force activated.

Now to increase
modulation fluctuation.

Perfect!

Now to open and enhance
the compostulating
amplitudinators.

Yes!

Exact frequency attained!

Now for
the final component...

The nuclear core!

At last! It is complete!

Now,

for the ultimate test.

At last!

The ultimate reading lamp.

Ah!

The perfect book
with which to test

the ultimate reading lamp.

Now, time for
ultimate relaxation.

What is wrong?

What could have happened?

Everything was perfect!

Everything
is in working order,

from the dilateral
maltriculators

to the extemporaneal outlet,

right down
to the nuclear core.

Huh?

[Dee Dee's voice]

Dee Dee!

She does not realize
the danger she has caused!

If I do not retrieve
the nuclear core in one hour,

it will melt down,
causing a chain reaction

which will
destroy the earth!

And I won't be able
to read my book!

No time to waste!

[Skidding]

[Dexter reading]

Computer,

analyze clue
and find solution.

Computer: Apple, cherry,
blueberry, r squared.

Pi is r squared,
if you remember your calculus.

And apple, cherry,
and blueberry are flavors.

Dexter: Of course!
Mother is baking pies today.

Hmm...which pie
holds the next clue?

Mom: Dexter!

Yipe!

Ah.

If you wanted
some pie, honey,

all you had to do
was ask.

Which flavor
do you want?

One of each, mother.

That way I can find
the next clue for sure.

[Chomp]

My, you were hungry.

I hope you have
room for dinner.

We're having pot pie!

Oh! I have eaten all the pie,
and still no clue!

[Dexter reading]

Ah! The next clue!

Oh! Ugh!

[Sloshing]

[Panting]

How much time left?

I must get
the next clue,

even if it means
knocking on the door

of the dreaded
touchy-feely
neighbor lady!

Oh, hi there!

You are so cute!

You're getting
so big!

Heh heh.

Thank you, ma'am

now, you just
come on in
and have a seat

and I'll get you
some yummy cookies!

Ah, actually,
I'd rather have
a nuclear reactor core,

if you happen to have one
lying around.

[Laughing obnoxiously]

You kids are so funny!

Andso cute!

I'll be right back.

I must get
the next clue!

Maybe it's
in the kitchen!

[Humming]

Whoops!

Clumsy me.

[Dexter reading clue]

Ha! That's it!

Father's trophy.

The prized swordfish.

I must take great care
not to damage the fish.

I will have to use
a delicate touch

so as not to harm
the next clue.

Eureka!

Dad: Come on
in here, Phil,
and I'll show you

my prized swordfish.

Well, I caught him
off the coast
of Florida.

Yes, he put up
quite a fight,

but I won out
in the end.

Hey, come on in here,

and I'll show you
my glow-in-the-dark
chess game.

Dexter: Whew!

Hmm.

Ptooey!

[Dee Dee's voice]

At last!
The final clue!

Dare I enter the dreaded
booby trapped no man's land?

minutes left.

Let's do it!

Stay out of the light!

Close but not close
enough, Dee Dee.

Huh?

No!

Cooties!

[Screaming]

Hmm.

Whew!

No!

[Screaming]

Just in time!

[Sigh]

Once again, my enormous
intellect has triumphed.

Now I can test
my new lamp

and read my book in--

no! The book is gone!

How can--

huh?

Dee Dee: Dear Dexter,

if you want
to get your book back,

just follow the clues.

No!

Dee Dee!

Dee Dee, I heard
this great joke!

[Laughing]

Ok, here it goes.

A physics professor
and his assistant

were working on liberating
negatively charged
hydroxyl ions,

when all of a sudden,
the assistant says,

"wait, professor! What if
the salicylic acids don't
accept the hydroxyl ion?"

And the professor responds,

"that's no hydroxyl ion.
That's my wife!"

[Laughing]

[Maniacal laughter]

Yes! Yes!

At last, my greatest
creation is...

Completed!

With the untainted energy
within this sphere,

I will be able to power

the universe!

Echoing: The universe!
The universe!

Oh, boy!
He's at it
again!

Don't worry.
His sister will
come by later

and ruin
everything.

You said it,
brother.

Mom: Dexter!

Breakfast is ready!

But first,

I got to get me
some grub!

Here you go, honey.

Now, eat everything
on your plate,

and remember,
it's flu season.

If you don't keep
up your strength,

you can catch a...A...

[Ah-choo]

Eew! Germs!

Whoa, son.
Where's the fire?

[Coughing]

Too much exertion
breaks down
your reserve.

[Coughing]

Slow down there,
partner.

It's flu season,
you know.

Hi, Dexter.

I think I may be
coming down
with something.

[Ah-choo]

[Laughing sickly]

Ah!

Stay away from me!

Dee Dee: But, Dexter,
I was looking for my hanky.

I kind of need it.

But I don't know
where it is.

Oh, I think I left it
in your lab.

The lab!

Computer,

complete biological
and molecular
spectrum examination

of entire laboratory.

Computer: Searching.

Entire laboratory
has germ infestation.

Quickly, computer,
engage antibacterial
environmental bubble!

Computer: System engaged.

Must decontaminate
the lab.

Computer: Warning! Warning!

Incoming germ manifestation

approaching fast!

Dexter, I'm serious.

I need to find
my hanky.

Ah...ah...ah...

[Ah-choo]

Oh!

Computer, fire
fungus fighters!

Computer: Activated.

Ah...

Computer, fire second wave!

Ah...

[Ah-choo]

I got to find
my hanky.

Hanky! Where are you?

Hanky!

Dexter: Dee Dee!

Hanky!

Dee Dee, you take
your revolting germs

and get out
of my laboratory.

You are infecting
my whole lab.

[Ah-choo]

[Ding ding ding ding]

[Clanging]

Hanky!

[Ah-choo]

Oh...

Eww.

[Dee Dee
sneezing repeatedly]

Hanky!

Ah...ah...

[Ah-choo]

[Sniffs]

[Ah-choo]

Dexter, you
got to help me
find my hanky.

[Ah-choo]

Huh?

I got to save
my lab!

[Ah-choo]

Can't reach!
Bubble blocking!

Ooh!

Huh?

Ooh!

Ah...

No!

[Ah-choo]

Hey, look!

I found my hanky!

Ah...ah...

[Ah-choo]

Hanky?

[Sniffling]

enter at your own peril,

past the vaulted door

where impossible
things may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee
blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab