02x16 - Techno Turtle/Surprise!/Got Your Goat

[bunniefuu]

[Chewing]

[Bird screeches]

[Screeching]

Peekaboo!

I see you!

Boy, bird-watching
is a lot of fun.

But whoever
wrote this bird guide

should get his eyes examined.

Oh, no! The mommy bird
dropped its egg,

and it's about to hatch.

Hello, baby birdie.

Come on out.
It's time to be born.

Come on,
don't be afraid.

No one's
going to harm you.

Hmm, you're not really
all the way hatched.

Maybe you need
to be sat on longer.

Well, my hair
is warmer than my bottom,

Dexter, look at
what you've done!

But i--
i-i-i--

you've ruined
mom's clock!

The clock? What about
the baby turtle?

The birdie? He's ok.

His shell is cracking
'cause he's hatching.

Dee Dee,
he is not a bird--

look, I don't have
time to explain.

Birdie
our help.

I have
the technology.

I can rebuild him.

Bionic eye.

Positronic turtle neck.

Robotic arm.

You realize,
for a turtle,

that's very fast.

He's not a turtle.
He's a birdie!

[Inhales]

Dexter: Just
a little farther.

Hmm, maybe back
to the left a little.

Actually, I think
it was better
to the right.

Dee Dee: Dexter!

I knew I shouldn't have
left birdie with you!

Using him like some
bionic birdie sl*ve,

instead of helping him
hatch from his egg.

He is not a--

[slam]

I really think
it would look better

over to the right.

So then, I just
brought him back to my room

and built him
this Incubator.

Well, is it today?
Is today the day you hatch?

Uh, Dee Dee,
that's not a--

uh, Dee, it's getting
close to lunchtime,

so I think we'll--

birdie will fetch us
something to eat.

Fly downstairs,
birdie. Fly!

Dee, has your bro
been experimenting
on you again?

What do you mean?!

[Water running]

Honey, the refrigerator's
running.

And prince Albert's
in the can!

Dee Dee!

I knew you'd pull
some bonehead move,

using him as some
bionic refrigerator
delivery turtle.

He's not a turtle.
He's a birdie!

He is a turtle.

Birdie!
Turtle!

Turtle!
Birdie!

Birdie!
Turtle!

[Hawk screeching]

Birdie, come back!

A baby turtle!

Happy birthday, Dexter!

A major glory
action figure!

That's right, Dexter,
and that's not all.

Squeeze my legs
together.

Wow, hand action
salute!

Wait! There's more!

sh**ting stars
from all states!

Look out. It's america's
number one archenemy--
comrade red!

That's using your head,
major glory!

Good sh*t, Dexter.

You're the best pal
a super hero could have.

Thanks,
major glory.
You bet.

And don't forget
my cape and my
trusty companion--

the declaration
of independence.

And of course, the old
red, white and blue,

mother: Good morning,
birthday boy.

I brought
your favorite:
Glory o's.

Thanks, mom.
Can I open my presents now?

Oh, ha ha!
Don't be silly, Dexter.

Ah, puh-lease, ma!
Can I, huh?

Absolutely not.
Now eat your breakfast.

[Smooch]

And don't go snooping
in my closet!

The closet!

Soon the major glory
action figure will be mine!

[Sirens on TV]

[Crash]

[Panting]

Dexter:
Mom and dad's bedroom!

Whoa!

Yes!

The closet!

Nothing can stop me now.

[Thump]

Ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha!

Dee Dee!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ah, ha ha ha ha!

What are you doing here?

Mom said to
make sure you don't
find your presents.

I don't know what
you are talking about.

There's no
snooping around

as long as i'm
keeping an eye
on you,Dexter.

To get by me,
you'd have to be
invisible.

Invisible!

You're quite right,
Dee Dee.

And now if you will
please excuse me.

Dad, have you
seen Dexter?

Sorry, Dee Dee,
haven't seen him
all day.

Hmm, that's strange.

I wonder where
he could be.

Have you tried
the refrigerator?

Yeah.

How about
the dryer?

Yep.
The breadbox?

Uh-huh.
Toaster?

Humpf! No presents,

no major glory
action figure,

no nothing!

Dad: Honey, time to go
to the toy store to
get Dexter's presents.

Coming, dear.

Now for my chance
to make sure mom and dad
get me the right gift.

And away we go!

Gee, hon, you think
Dexter could do
something with this?

Sure!

Two points!

A basketball!
This is not what I want!

Oh!

Aren't you adorable!

Honey, watch.

[Barking]

Aw, he's a cute
little fellow.

Uh-huh.

Unh! This is
no gift for me!

Now, this is a gift!

Heh heh heh!

Gee, I wonder if I can
still throw the old curve.

Honey, catch!

St-rike!

You know,
it's time Dexter
leans how to throw.

Whoa! What's this?

"The all-new major glory
action figure."

Dexter doesn't need
this junk.

Now, here's
something special.

Oh! It's perfect!

[Groans]

[Kids talking]

Won't Dexter be surprised
to see me--major glory--
in the flesh?

Yes!

The major glory
action figure!

Vroom!

Vroo!

Whooosh!

Whoa!

Joo-ooo-oom!

Ghosts!
Ghosts!
Ghosts!
Ghosts!

[Kids screaming]

It's a ghost!

No. It's...

The invisible phantom!

It's major glory!

Unhand Dexter's
birthday gift,
invisible villain!

Wait! Stop!

It's me Dexter!

No!

Hee hee hee!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Hee hee hee!
Ha ha ha! Hee hee!

Dee Dee, stop!

Never ever run
with scissors!

It is terribly
dangerous.

You could trip
and poke out an eye

or get stabbed in the neck
or worse...

So, remember, kids,

never run with scissors
or other sharp objects...

Unless you have proper
scissors-handling equipment.

[Chewing]

[Growling]

Baaaaaaaaaa!
Baaaaaaaaaa!

Aaaaaaaaa!

Dee Dee, what the heck
do you think you are doing?

I'm thechupacabra.

I'm going to suck
your blood.

I better not be bleeding!

What sort of nonsense
is thischupacabra?

Achupacabra
is a monster
in South America

that att*cks goats.

Look!

[Gasps]

Charlie!

No.chupacab!

Charlie!

Charlie!

Charlie?

Here, boy!

[Whistling]

Now I remember.

He was here.
Charlie!

He is gone.

Dee Dee, I'm going
to South America.

Don't tell mom.

Can I come?

No!

Please!

No!

[Speaking Spanish]

What?

I've been learning
Spanish in school.

I can translate for you.

[Sighs]

Very well.
But hurry.

We've got to be home
by dinnertime

or mom will freak.

Ready!

Why did I
create Charlie?

Dee Dee: Are we
taking the helicopter?

No! We need
to be incognito.

We are taking
the flying sombrero.

[Sombrero flying overhead]

Baaaaaa!

Charlie!

[Echoing]

[Animals stirring]

Well, looks like
he's not here.

He's here, all right.

We've just got
to keep on looking.

But I'm tired.

Charlie!

Umphf!

Something is moving
over there.

Where?

[Speaking Spanish]

Dee Dee,
what did he say?

Uh...

He asked
if we were thirsty.

Tell him yes!

Grrrrrrrr!

What did you
tell him?

I said yes.

Somehow, Dee Dee,
I know this is your fault.

¡Cazadores!

[Yelling]

Dee Dee,
what did he say?

Um....

He said
"thirsty" again.

So, that is what
cazadores

[yelling]

My stupid, slow-witted
sister and I are here
to find Charlie.

La chupacabra.

¡Ay!
¡la chupacabra!

¡La chupacabra!
¡ay, caramba!

[Wailing]

Baaaaaaaaa!
Baaaaaaaaa!

[All screaming]

So...you have come
in search of...

La chupacabra.

Baaaaaaaaa!
Baaaaaaaaa!

Well, um,

we like to call
him Charlie.

You can find the beast
in the lost caverns.

It's a long journey
from here.

Beyond that
mountaintop,

but worth the trip--

if you wish to risk
your lives

in the den of...
La chupacabra.

Baaaaaaaaa!
Baaaaaaaaa!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

She said,
"you can find the beast--"

I understood
what she said!

Dee Dee: I'm thirsty!

My feet are tired!

Are we there yet?

I'm hungry!

Stop walking so fast.

Will you be quiet!

I am trying
to concentrate!

Errr...

What purpose did I
create Charlie for?

What is his function?

Chewing on goats?

If only I knew,

perhaps it would explain
his strange behavior.

What's this?

It looks like

some kind of animal fur,

and a sort of...
Sort of...

Quill!

Dee Dee, Charlie
has been here!

[Echoing]

This must be the place.

Charlie?

[Echoing]

Charlie!

Charlie?

Charlie?

Charlie?

Underwear!

Smelly socks!

Jelly belly.

Ha ha ha!

Will you stop that
infernal racket!?

Just be quiet
so I can listen.

[Crackling]

What was that?

Stop getting so close.
You're going to make--

aaah!

Hmm...

Trip?

Precisely.

People shouldn't

leave their stuff
lying around!

What is it?
A backpack!

Let me see,
let me see!

But it's empty.

Ah! Oooh!

Look! A toothbrush!

An alarm clock.

Binoculars.

A skull!

Aaaah!
Aaaah!

What did I invent
Charlie to do?

If only I could
remember!

[Dee Dee screams]

Dee Dee?! Dee Dee,
where are you?

[Dee Dee screaming]

Dee Dee!

[Shaking]

Charlie!

Now I remember.

I invented you
to scare Dee Dee.

Da da!

Wow, just enough time
to make it home for dinner.

Hmm...if you invented him
to scare me,

then why is he
chasing goats?

I never said
it was a completely
successful experiment.

Enter at your own peril,

past the vaulted door

where impossible things
may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪

♪ to
smithereens ♪

♪ there is gloom and doom

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab