02x29 - Paper Route Bout/The Old Switcharooms/Trick or Treehouse

[bunniefuu]

[Meow!]

[Gasp]

Aah!

[Gasp]

Aah!

Unh!

Unh!

Unh!

Oh!
Oh!

Aah!

Father?

Dee Dee, my child...

Father!

[Echoing]

[People groaning]

[Footsteps]

Hey, you guys,
that wasn't very nice.

You know, this block
is my territory.

Go break things
on your own block. You
all should be ashamed.

What do you have to say
for yourselves?

Uh, dad, don't you think
you're overreacting?

It's only
a little coffee.

Yeah, but it was
pretty hot, you know.

[All talking at once]

And this was
my favorite nightie,

and they got coffee
all over it.

Both: And they broke
our favorite mug.

And they hurt my cat.

This can't go on!

We cannot stand by
and watch

as our neighborhood is overrun
by these--these vandals!

They must be hunted down
and destroyed

like the dogs
that they are!

Dad, you can't
do that!

I can't? Oh, well...

Then we should have
a contest or something.

[All talking at once]

Good idea.

Oh, yeah.

A contest.
That would be nice.

Dad, voice-over:
"Dear jerks,

"you are cordially invited
to a contest of skill

to decide the fate
of the neighborhood."

Ok. The rules are:
You both get a side
of the street.

Whoever lands the most
newspapers on the porch

wins the neighborhood.
Are you ready?

Go!

Aww!
Aww!
Aww!

Yay!
Yay!
Yay!

Aww!
Aww!
Aww!

[Crunching]

Yay!
Yay!
Yay!

Hey, they're on the last house,
and the score is even.

Come on, Dee Dee.
Land one on the porch for daddy.

The whole neighborhood
is counting on you!

Huh? Oh, ok.

Hurray!
Yeah!
Hurray!

[Soft music playing]

[Crash]

Yay!
Yay!
Yay!

This one's
for the championship.

Yeah!
All right!

Whoo-hoo!

[Honk honk honk]

Dad: Honey! Kids!
Come here!

I got something
to show you!

[Gasp]

Oh, my!

Honey, this trophy
is the crowning
achievement

of my entire life.

Wait till the kids
see this!

Dexter: Give me back
my major glory!

Never!
Aarrgghh!

Kids!

[Dexter and Dee Dee
shouting]

Aah!

Noooooooo!

[Echoing]

Dad: Aah!

You kids are
in big trouble.

My hopes, my dreams...

Shattered in an instant.

[Sobbing]

Dexter:
Um, we'll just go
to our rooms now.

Hold it right there.

You'd like that,
wouldn't you?

Safe in your own
little rooms,

playing with
your little toys.

Well, it seems you
both need a lesson

in respecting
other people's property,

so this time, you're not
going to your own rooms.

Oh, no.
You're going

to each other's rooms
instead!

What?!

Ooh! Whee!

Dexter!

But, dad, she'll
mess up my room!

[Stomping]

Ok. I'm going.

[Sigh]

Dad has no idea
what he has done.

While I rot here confined
to this pink imprisonment,

my sister Dee Dee
is surely having her way

with my precious
laboratory.

Oh, my dearest computer,

my sweetest love,

you're helpless,
and I cannot protect you.

What can she be doing
in there?

What unspeakable horror
is she committing?

I must know!

[Echoing]

[Fly buzzing]

Ohh...

Oh, my experiments.

Huh? Now what further evil
is she planning?

[Clock ticking]

[Gasp]

I've got to know!

What is she up to?

[Door creaks]

sh**t!

Dad is so busy
with his trophy,

he won't notice me.

[Floor creaking]

No son of mine had
better try to sneak away
from his punishment,

or else that certain son
might find himself

in an even worse punishment.

[Gulp]

There seems to be no way
to save my laboratory...

Unless...

Suit up!

Yeah! Oh, yeah!

I'm going to take
lots of this...

And this...

And this! Yes!

What? She's asleep? And she
hasn't even opened my lab.

[Door opens]

[Footsteps]

Dee Dee, wake up.

Have you just
been sleeping
this whole time?

Uh-huh.

Well, I fixed
my trophy, so you
can come out now.

Yay!

Come on.
Let's go get
your brother.

Uh-oh.

Gee, dad,
your trophy
looks great.

Well, thanks, Dee Dee.

Dexter: Eeeeeeee!

You know, I don't want
the glue to melt.

I'd better
cool things down.

[Whooshing]

Yaaaah!

Yaaaah!

Aarrgghh!

[Dee Dee gasps]

Dexter, you're naked!

Now look what
you did, Dee Dee,
you clumsy fool!

Aarrgghh!

Um...

Well, at least I don't
have to worry

about the dog
destroying my lab.

[Barking]

[Alarm buzzing]

Ha ha! Dee Dee! Dee Dee!

I heard this great joke.

Ok. Here it goes.

A physics professor
and his assistant
were working

on liberating
negatively charged
hydroxyl ions

when all of a sudden,
the assistant says,
"wait, professor.

What if the salicylic
acids don't accept
the hydroxyl ion?"

And the professor
responds...

"That's
no hydroxyl ion.

That's my wife!"

Ha ha ha!

[Hammering]

In just two more hammers,

my greatest achievement
will be completed!

[Hammering]

[Hammering]

Hmm. Who is that
doing all that hammering?

I cannot hammer with all
that hammering going on!

[Mom grunting]

Ha ha ha! Finally,
you're mine--

the last
of the biscotti!

Mmm!

Ha ha ha!

[Hammering]

Where is that noise
coming from?

What?

[Gong ringing]

Well, that was just grand.

Now it's time to rest.

Finally. Now
maybe I can get
back to work.

[Hammering]

Where is
that hammering
coming from?!

If mommy's not making
the noise and daddy's
not making the noise,

it can only be--Dee Dee!
Are you up there?

Dee Dee: Maybe.

You cannot trick me.
I know your voice.

[Different voice]
Hello, Dexter.

Oh, excuse me.

Hee hee hee!

Uh, excuse me, ma'am,

but what are you doing
in my tree?

You fool, it was me.

I knew that. I was trying
to see ifyou

ha ha ha! Yeah. Right.

Dee Dee, what are you
doing up there?

Nuttin'.

Nuttin'?
He's

so what areyou

wouldn't you like
to know?

Yes. Please.

Well, too bad. You
have a secret lab,

so I have a secret
place. So scram!

Secret? You cannot
keep a secret from me.

I'm coming up there!

[Grunting]

You know what?
You are stupid! Yeah.

And maybe I'll
check it out later,

but I don't care.

Huh. Pretty sneaky, sis,

but I see your trickery.

Oh, I guess the girls are
coming over to play Dolly.

Like I even care!
Huh?

What is mom doing
with that pie?

Hmm. She is moving on up
to the top.

They finally get
a piece of the pie.

Obviously, it is
a girlie time up there.

Aw, never would
I want to know

what is going on up there.

[Rock music playing]

Hey, it's good old dad.

Time for relaxation,
huh, dad?

Dad! What are you doing?

That is a girlie time
up there!

[Laughter]

I thought we were
best buddies.

This
is ridiculous!

It's ok. It's ok.
I don't care.

I never cared.

Not once did I want
to look.

I am a rock
that will not bend!

What is going on
out there?

[Barks]

This is insane!

I am not going to continue
watching this absurdity!

[Owl hoots]

[Gasp]

Something is happening.

[Laughing]

This is sick.

They're gone!

My window of opportunity
has just opened.

Dexter: Chirpy
chirp chirp.

Chirpy chirpy chirp chirp.

Chirpy chirp
chirp chirp.

This is all
that's up here?

This is the dumbest girlie piece
of construction I've ever seen.

I don't even want to go
inside, it's so dumb.

Oh, puh-lease!

Oh, how droll.

Who does she think she is
with this lever, me?

I bet it doesn't
even work.

"Do not pull"?

"Do not pull"? My beak.

[Rumbling]

That was it?

Well, well.
Look who's smaller
than a breadbox.

Dee Dee! Let me
out of here!

Ha! I knew
you couldn't resist

sticking your beak
into my business,

and to get even,
I get to go play
around in your lab.

Please, Dee Dee!
No, no!

Let me out!

See you around,
shortbread.

Dee Dee! No, no!
Please!

Let me out!
No, no! Please!

[Crashing]

No, no, no, no!

Please, no, no!

Dee Dee: Whee!
Ha ha ha!

Enter at your own peril,
past the vaulted door,

where impossible things
may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab