02x30 - Quiet Riot/Accent You Hate/Catch of the Day

[bunniefuu]

At last! My greatest
creation is co--

at last! My grea--

ah, forget it.

I'll finish praising
my fantastic achievements

after some
well-deserved sleepy.

Ahh.

Good day, Dexter,
old bean.

Wait a minute.

I have got a funny feeling
I have forgotten something.

My bedroom door?

I thought I closed that.

Oh, well.

All I want
is to get my sleep in,

and I'm closing doors.

[Grumbling]

Ahh.

Kind of eerie about
that door thing, huh?

Uh-huh. Yeah.
Sure is.

Boo!

Aah!

I knew I
forgot something.

Morning, sleepyhead.

What's on the agenda
for us today?

The agenda for me
today, Dee Dee,

is sleeeep.

Whhhyyy?

Because while
you were nestled up
snug in your bed,

I was up all night

advancing the state
of the scientific
community

as we know it.

Therefore,
I will need
peace and quiet.

Oh. Ok, Dexter.

You just
seal yourself

into the envelope
of your sheets

and mail yourself
off to sleep.

I'll make sure
everything remains
nice and quiet.

Well, thank you,
Dee Dee.

Don't mention it!

Oop. Sorry.

Good night,
Dee Dee.

Good night, Dexter.
Sorry. Good night.
So long.

[Floor creaking]

[Creak]

[Creak]

[Creak]

[Creak]

[Creak]

[Creak]

[Squeak]

[Squeeeak]

[Squeeeak]

[Squeak]

Dee Dee, would you just
get out of here?!

[Squeak squeak
squeak squeak]

Mom: Kids!
Time for breakfast!

Dee Dee: Mom, shh!
Dexter's trying
to sleep!

Sleep?
It's almost : !

Is he sick?

No! He was up
all night working

and just needs
some sleep!

Oh. Ok!

Dee Dee: Hey, what's
for breakfast?

What would you like?

Um, toast, juice,

a bowl of cereal
with skim milk--

we're out of skim!

Oh!

In that case,
forget the cereal.

I'll have
eggs and bacon!

No toast or juice,
either?

Keep the juice.
No toast!

How would you like
your eggs, honey?

Scrambled!

Ok! It'll be ready
in minutes!

Ok, mom! I'll
be down soon!

I'm just going to
check and see if
Dexter's sleeping.

[Creak]

Like a baby.

[Slam]

[Buzzzz]

Hockey sockey!

Dee Dee, no!

[Smack]

[Birds chirping]

Dee Dee: Hey, you birds!
Dexter's trying to sleep!

[g*nshots]

Dexter?

Dexter?

Leave me alone,
Dee Dee.

I'm sorry to
wake you, but--

you mean like
the last times?

But, Dexter,
it's important.

I went into
your lab, see,

and I pushed
a button
on something,

and...

You mean like the last
million times?

I think it's serious
this time.

Can't it wait,
Dee Dee?

Um, well,
not for long.

[Beeping]

Whatever it is, Dee Dee,
it's going to have to wait.

Ok.

[expl*si*n]

Dee Dee: Where are you
going, Dexter?

Somewhere where
you won't bother me.

Boy, keeping things quiet
all day for Dexter
sure was tiring.

Now to get some
well-deserved sleep myself.

Good night,
Dee Dee, old girl.

[Snarling]

Oh! What the heck is that?

[Snoring]

I hate freckled kids!

[Smacking]

Oh, what a beyootiful-a,
beeyootiful morning.

If the sun had not
risen from his slumber,

this wonderful school morning
would-a never have arrived.

I hate kids
with funny accents.

I would not be able
to say "good morning"

to all of my wonderful friends.

Good morning, Latin.

Good morning, math.

[Rumbling]

I believe this morning

is going to be
a great morning for school.

Could you
repeat that?

Ah ha ha! Ok.

Um, I believe
that thees mornink

is goinga to

be a great mornink

for school.

You know, kid, you
got a funny accent,

and if you
haven't read,

I hate kids
with funny accents!

Dexter! Dexter.

I'm in such a predicament.

I didna do me homework.

Perhaps I could
tell miss pimmerwickle

that me shillelagh
ate me homework.
What do you think?

Well, sure, I guessa
dat will work.

All right. You two have
been talking gibberish
for too long.

Hey! Let go
of me.

Ooh, la, la, sasson.
Ooh, la, la, sasson!

My greatest croissants
are completed!

[Sniffs]

Ahh.

Pierre, you have-a really
outdone yourself thees time.

Lucky, you better
take a wheef of this.

[All talking at once]

You guys,
just shut up!

Hey! Hey!
Hey!

You cannot tell us
to shut up!

Excuse me,
boys, but is
everything ok?

Of course,
miss pimmerwickle.

We were just posing
for a painting.

Gary, art class
isn't until
third period.

Oh, of course,
miss pimmerwickle.

Just let me reschedule
our extracurricular
activities.

Well, well,
my funny-talking
friends.

At : today
in front of
the school statue,

we're going to
finish this little
painting of ours.

Be there!

Let's get
out of here!

Woman on record: Welcome to
learning proper English.

Repeat after me:

The rain in Spain stays
mainly on the plain.

Repeat.

The rain ina Spain

stays mainly
in the plain.

Record: Very good.
She sells sea shells
by the seashore.

Repeat.

[Replaces record]

Same woman: Welcome to the last
few hours of your life.

Repeat after me:

I face the bully at : .

Repeat.

Very good.

[Bell rings]

[Kids shouting and cheering]

The school statue...

"Fighta with the fists
of knowledge."

And that,
they approve.

Well, well.

I gotta hand it to you boys.
You actually showed up.

I'm proud of ya.
What do you say
we get started,

and I knock your
funny-talking mouths
to timbuktu?

By the glorious red hair
o' Patty O'Mally,

what did we do to you?

[Lucky crying]

Oh, please,
zis isridiculement.

Pierre! Lucky!

Don't ya realize
you're hurt--oh!

Stop it!

Stop it this
minuteth!

Da,

that's right,
y'all. Stop it.

Oh. So you all
want a piece of me?

Well, come and get it!

[Shouting]

Hey, get away from me.

Shut up!

I can't take it anymore!

Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh!

My facethhh!

It hurtzzz.

Arr! Now look who has
the funny accent.

[Laughter]

[Bell rings]

Hey, Dexter. You got any
scientific secrets

you want to share
with our friends?

No.

Well, I do. Come on, kids.
I'll show you how to make
something cool.

Take an ordinary ice try
and fill it with your
favorite fruit juice.

Stretch a piece of plastic wrap
tight over the tray

and stick a toothpick
in each cube.

Put the tray in the freezer
and let it chill overnight,

and voila! Fruity,
juicy popsiclettes.

Astoundink!

Wake up, son!

It's time to go fishing.

[Yawn]

But, dad.

Dexter, since
the dawn of time,

man has been fishing,
and not just for our
little aquatic friends,

but fishing for answers,
for understanding,
for meaning.

So awake, my son,
and join
your old man

in the quest
for knowledge.

Dad, it's the middle
of the night.

Please allow my brain
to go on a*t*matic pilot.

Dexter didn't
literally mean it is
the middle of the night,

as this would be
impossible.

Dexter!
What?

Not you--him.

Come on, son. Get up
so we can go fishing

before the sun...
Rises?

[Birds singing]

Darn. Oh, well,
I guess we'll
try again tomorrow.

[Brrring]

Wake up, Dexter!
It's fishing time!

Come on, little buddy.
Lot to do.

Got to get going before
the sun comes to.

Now brush those teeth
and comb that hair,

and then you won't be caught
in your underwear.

Ha ha ha!

A little dad humor.

How you doing
in there, buddy?

Fine.

Come on, Dexter.
Time's a-wasting.

Ok, dad. I'm ready.

Dexter, you march right
back into that room

and put on some
normal clothes before
the sun--rises.

We'll have to try again
tomorrow, Dexter.

You can go back to bed,
little buddy.

Come on, Dexter! Wake up!
It's fishing time.

[Rrr]

Come on, partner.
Put your fishing outfit on
and let's go.

Fishing outfit?!

Where did I put it?
Where did I put it?

I know I put it in
a really safe spot

where I'd be sure
to find it,

so why can't I
find it?

Have you looked everywhere?
Maybe behind this thing.

Not there. Then maybe--

the lab!
Dad! I found it.

I'm ready, dad.

Uh, Dexter, that's not
your fishing outfit.

Oh. You're right.

Now stop your
goofing around.

You know we have to
make it to the lake
before sunrise.

Now let's just...

[Bzzz]

What isthat...

[Beep beep beep]

Smell?

Oops. Looks like we
have to try again
tomorrow.

I cannot believe
we are finally

going to get
to the lake before
sunrise, dad.

Got the checklist?
Check.

TV?
Check.

Insect repellent?
Check.

Fishing net? Cooler?
Flashlight?

Check, check, check.

Bait?
Bait!

The most important part
of the fishing trip.

The worms are all gone!

We cannot go fishing
without the worms.

Don't panic.
They can't be far.

There's one!

You'll never
take me alive.

There's one, too.

They're everywhere!

Get them before
the sun comes up!

Gotcha.

[Splat]

Got him!
Me, too.

I think we
got them all.

There is one more
hiding in the hose.

We've been
found out!

Dad: Nice catch, Dex.

¿Mañana, eh,
muchacho?

Ohh.

I have a good feeling
that this is going to be
our day, little buddy.

It better be.

Now buckle up
your seat belt.

It's going to be
a bumpy ride.

Gettin' closer. Yes.

I can already smell that
fragrant pine scent.

Yes, sir.
Nothing like it.

We're here!

Oh! Someone else
is here first?

Well, I guess we'll
have to try again
tomorrow.

But, dad, it's
only one boat.

Dexter,
getting here first
is what counts.

It's the backbone
of tradition,

and going against
tradition

upsets the delicate
balance of nature.

See what I mean?

Tomorrow, Dexter.
That'll be our
lucky day.

This whole fishing thing

with dad

isn't going to work

unless I take
the bull by the horns.

Dad: Tomorrow, Dexter.
That'll be our lucky day.

Lucky day. Lucky day.

[Ring]

Hey, now there's a serious
little Fisher guy.

All packed, Dexter.

Hop in, buddy,
and we can--

move over, dad.
I'm driving.

We're not taking
old lake road?

Dad, my super-efficient,
dictated route-coordinator
map printout

clearly indicates
that the highway
will be much faster.

I just hope we're
the first ones
to the lake.

You know, the whole
delicate balance
of nature thingy.

But if we're not,
hey, there's always
tomorrow.

No more tomorrow.
We attempt the lake today!

Hey! Hey!

I don't know, Dexter.
Looks like the sun
may come up any second.

seconds,
to be exact.

We're not going to
make it.

Oh, yes, we are.

Aah!

You know, Dex, there's
nothing quite as relaxing
as fishing.

Enter at your own peril,

past the vaulted door

where impossible things
may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪

♪ lives the smartest boy
you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things
go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab