02x32 - DiM/Just an Old-Fashioned Lab Song.../Repairanoid

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Dexter's Laboratory". Aired: April 27, 1996 – November 20, 2003.*
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A child genius, whips up dazzling, world-saving inventions in his secret laboratory.
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02x32 - DiM/Just an Old-Fashioned Lab Song.../Repairanoid

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[Electrical crackling]

[Electrical crackling]

[Electrical crackling]

[Electrical crackling]

[Electrical crackling]

[Rattling]

[Light bulb rattles]

[Tires screech]

[Scrunching]

[Beep beep]

[Rattling]

Woman on over P.A.:
Register check-out help needed.

Register check-out help needed.

Wrench department to aisle .

Wrench department to aisle .

[Beeping]

[Beep]

[Beeping]

[Car horn honks]

You know they're all
going to burn out eventually.

I know.

[Electrical crackling]

But why are you
making me do this?

It'll be good
for you, champ.

But, dad, I know
what's a-good for me.

The funny thing is,
Dexter, you don't.

Mom!

Oh, your father's
right, hon.

You spend way
too much time
in your room

doing who knows what.

And piano lessons
are just the thing
to turn yourself around.

No!!
I beg of you.

You can't make me do it.

You never made
Dee Dee take piano.

Father:
On the contrary,
champ.

Dee Dee took piano lessons
when she was your age.

♪ La la la la

mmm! Listen to
that sweet sound.

[Doorbell rings]

Together: He's here!

Now, say hello to
your new piano teacher,
professor Williams.

Aah!

Let's just get
this over with.

That's the spirit.

Now what?

Oh, right. Sorry.
Ha, ha, ha.

You must be
very excited.

So, let's get started.

To create and play
music on the piano,

you must first understand
the fundamental scale,
starting with "c".

[Plays note]

Now, you try.

[Plays note]

Very good!

All right, thanks
for the lessons.
Bye-bye!

Oh ho ho.

Oh, now, Dexter,
we've only just begun.

Now let's continue
with the arpeggio.

[Plays arpeggio]

Now you try.

[Plays wrong note]

Hee hee!

So I can't do it.

Well, don't get down
in the dumps, Dexter.

Because we're going to
keep going with it
until you get it right.

Well, time's up.
See you next week.

Well, ok, bye.
Drive safe.

Make sure you practice.

[Tires screech]

[Dexter playing sour notes]

[Animal howls]

[Thunder]

[Dexter still practicing]

Aah!

I quit.

[Rings doorbell]

Music time!

Dexter?

Dexter? Dexter?

Dexter?

Computer:
Size recognition approved.

Neat-o.

What the...
Hey! Hey! Hey!

What are you doing here?

How did you get in?

Whoa, slow down there,
cowboy.

This is the most
incredible thing
I've ever seen.

You see nothing.
You see nothing.

But I do.

And just listen to
the music you've created.

[Machines play arpeggios]

Let me tell you
something, professor.

I am a scientist.

I do not create music.

Oh, but you do.

Listen here.

[Machine plays arpeggio]

With your mathematical
and science skill, Dexter,

you've mastered
the arpeggio!

Hey, you are right,
professor, I did!

Professor?

Here comes inspiration!

♪ When my music
meets your science ♪

♪ they're the biggest
of the giants ♪

♪ and they'll solve
all their problems ♪

♪ and throw
their troubles away-ay-ay ♪

♪ when you take
the math you know ♪

♪ next to
do re mi fa so ♪

♪ you can mix them
all around ♪

♪ and you've got
some music to play-ay-ay ♪

♪ tomorrow is a brighter day
if we work together ♪

♪ together
we can pave the way ♪

♪ it'll last forever

♪ just open your heart,
unlock that prison ♪

♪ deep down in your mind

♪ step up to your console,
create some music♪

♪ and breathe in
the good sunshine ♪

[Inhales deeply]

[Plays computer music]

[Computer and piano together]

♪ Tomorrow is
a brighter day... ♪

♪ If we work
together ♪

♪ together we can
pave the way... ♪

♪ It'll last forever

♪ just open your heart,
unlock that prison ♪

♪ deep down in your mind

♪ step up to your console

♪ make some music

♪ and breathe in
the good sunshine ♪

Ha! Ha! Ha!

This was fun.

Well, Dexter,
I guess you don't
need me anymore.

Gee, I guess
you're right.

See you around,
Dexter.

Yeah, see you around.

Thank Einstein
that's over.

[Machine plays arpeggio]

[Arpeggio stops]

Bill, bill, bill, bill

it's here!

Oh, sweet mama!

[Wolf whistle]

[Electrical crackling]

Oh, my!

Now, that's not good.

When an electrical
problem arises,

I call the specialist.

No, honey.
Not you.

Hmm.

Computer, yellow alert!

Run systems check
on the power grid.

Computer:
Power function in sector .

That is the fuse box.

Computer, turn on
external camera.

Let us see what is
causing this disturbance.

Huh?

Red alert!

[Alarm sounds]

Deploy the fly spy.

Go! Go! Go!

Dexter: Ooh...

Oh!

This must be another scheme
of mandark's, my arch enemy,

to discover the location
of my secret lab.

You cannot fool me.

I'll foil his scheme
with my superior science.

Computer:
Analyzing. No match.

Dexter: No match?

This could be more serious
than I thought.

This could be a spy
from the government...

Or worse.

This dilemma requires me
to consult with my advisor!

Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!

There is a big,
hairy stranger
in the garage,

and he's messing
with all sorts of stuff.

Ha! Ha! Dexter,
you silly little noodle.

Mommy had some problems
with the house's
electronical gizmos.

So, I called
an electrician.

No, not you, dear.

Electrician?
Oh, is that all?

Well, if he is
just an electrician,

then I should have
no worries.

Yes, sir.

An electrician is
no danger.

No worries at all.

Electrician: Hmm.
Let's see here.

Blue wire to green?

Or is it the blue
to the yeller?

All right.
Wait a sec.

All right,
now, this don't seem right.

What in the heck is this?

Let's see what you are
plugged into, little wire.

Exhaust?

Well, maybe I'll just give
this little number a tug here

to see where she goes,
and then, uh...

Hmm. Let's see.

Ok.

[Whistling]

Into the kitchen, huh?

[Crash]

Coming through.

Where are you
leading me, wire?

Eh! Ha! Ha!

Here we are.

Right here--whoa!

What the...

Whoa!

Looks like there's
some more work to be done here.

Now what?

All these electrical
problems are--

what are you
doing here?

How did you
get in here?

You're going to
ruin everything.

You should
not be in here.

Well, hello there,
little boy.

You get out of here
right now, fella!

I'm just gonna fix up
some of this here wiring
in this thingamajigger.

What?

Do you not understand
that this is

a sub-particle
beta-recelerator

with very delicate
settings?

Oh ho ho!

How cute. The kid thinks
he knows electronics.

Now you run along,
junior,

and play with
some balls or something.

The big man's
gotta work now.

I can't believe
this buffoon

thinks he can
fix my machine.

Computer: Sub-particle beta-
recelerator at % efficiency.

He--uh--what?

% efficiency?

Maybe I should let him
fix up my machines.

A wonderful job,
Mr. Arnie.

Why, thank you, Dexter.

The lab has
never before operated
at maximum efficiency.

Now, if you will
excuse me.

My mom will take care
of the expenses.

Well,
the work's all done.

Here's the bill.

All right, I'll just...
Huh?

$ , ?

That seems a bit pricey.

I should have had
my husband do it.

No, honey, not you.

Oh, well, that's life.

Now, that's one, two, ...

Enter at
your own peril,

past
the vaulted door

where impossible
things may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪

♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows

♪ his experiments

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things
go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab
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