02x35 - Dee Dee's Rival/Pslyghtly Psycho/Game for a Game

[bunniefuu]

[Rings and whinnies]

At last!

Dance recital tryout day
has come!

[Sighs]

Ah, yes, Dee Dee.

Girl: Ha!

Oh, yes. Class,
I'd like to
introduce you

to our new classmate

miss Olga astronominov.

Oh, please, ma'am.
Call me--

lalavava.

[Screeches]

Miss Babcock, since
you'll probably pick me

for the solo
in the dance recital,

let me save you a lot
of time and go first.

Ooooh...

Go ahead, lalavava.

[Dramatic, modern music playing]

[Snaps fingers]

Stand back.
Let show you how it's done.

Lights!

[Light, traditional
ballet music playing]

[Dramatic, modern music playing]

[Snaps fingers]

[Panting]

Brava! Brava!

You two girls work
so well together

that I've decided to turn
the solo into a duet.

What? What?

Dee Dee:
Dexter! Dexter!

Dexter, I'm so glad
you're here.

I need your help.

There's this
new girl in
dance class,

and she thinks she's
better than me.

And I want to be
the star of the show,

so I thought--

use your science junk
to help me b*at

that skinny creep.

I have to win,
Dexter, or else--

I'll be forced to
break your--

...face any
of the kids
in class again!

Please,
oh, please, oh--

please don't hurt me,
please don't hurt me.
I'll do it.

But you better keep up
your end of the bargain,

and I'll handle the rest.

Oh, thank you,
Dexter.

[Kiss]

Hee hee hee hee!

Heh heh heh.

[Murmuring]

[Music starts]

[Crash]

[Applause]

That's
my daughter
up there

in the
purple tutu.

[Heavy footsteps]

That's my daughter
up there in the pink tutu.

[Heavy footsteps]

[Cheering]

Let me guess--

you got a stupid brother
with a secret lab, too.

Yup.

Science stinks.
Yup.

Want to go
to the mall?

Sure.

Hey, puppet pal
clem.

Hey, puppet pal
Mitch.

Can you guess
what

my favorite kind
of horse is?

Um, a clydesdale?

Nope.
A bucking bonko.

[Beeping]

[Beeping stops]

[Squeaking]

[Giggles]

[Beeping]

Surprise!

Happy mother's day!

Wh-what's going on?

Oh! Breakfast in bed.

How nice...

Has anybody seen
my gloves?

I'd kind of like
to start cleaning.

Your gloves? No.

[Funny voice]
Has anybody here
seen mom's gloves?

How about you,
little girl?

Have you seen
any gloves?

Ha ha ha ha ha!
No.

And how about you,
little boy?

Have you seen
this lady's gloves?

No, I have seen
no gloves.

How about you?
Have you seen
any gloves around here?

No!

Well, if anyone sees
any gloves around,

be sure and let me know!

[Family laughing]

That's not funny.

Honey, you do
far too much
around here.

Today is your
day to relax.

Come on, kids.

Let your mother
enjoy her
breakfast.

[Door slams]

Uh...dear?

Kids?
Could I have my gloves?

I'd like to
clean the house.

Come! Have a seat
and relax.

Uh, couldn't I just
clean up a little bit?

No. Don't be silly,
dear.

And I'll just take
these for you, hmm?

There.
Isn't that better?

Yii!

Of course that's better.

Now, don't you move
a muscle.

Come on, Dexter.

Bye, mom.

[Strange squeaking]

[Squeaking]

Oh, my.

All clean!

[Screams]

[Crashing]

[Laughter]

[Growling]

Happy mother's day!

Happy mother's day!

Oh! New gloves!

[Shower running]

Aah! Ooh!

Ehh! Oh!

Mmm...

Oh, I just love
my new gloves.

Thank you, dear.

Mmm...

[expl*si*n]

Whew! After a long day
in the lab,

a boy genius
likes to unwind.

Hey, barbot.

A round of ice cream science
shakes for everybody!

Yes!

♪ Puttin' up my hair
for the sunny day ♪

♪ thinkin' about the games that
I'm gonna play ♪

♪ up and down the street I will
jump and run ♪

♪ blow a little kiss
to my good friend the sun ♪

♪ feeling warm inside,
got a sunny mood ♪

♪ better make my bed
so I don't seem rude ♪

♪ off with my pj's
I will take it ♪

Oops!

♪ I almost walked out naked

♪ sunny days are keen,
sunny days are neat ♪

♪ open up the window
and sunny day I'll greet ♪

[Thunder]

Now what?

That's it!

Success!

Peanut butter
and jelly.

[Munching]

Delicious.

Hi, Dexter!

It's a rainy day.
So let's play!

Please.

Cluck cluck cluck!

You're on, sister!

Come on,
lucky !

Yes!

Ohh...

Yeah!

I win! I win!

I win! I win!

Enough!

Your stupid games are
too simple for someone
of my intellect,

and that is why
you are winning.

Brrrrrp!

Dexter, I can b*at you
at any game, anytime,

anywhere.

Any game, anytime,
anywhere, huh?

All right, Dee Dee.

The game--my choice.

The place--the lab.

The time--now!

Welcome to
the dexatorium:

The ultimate
gaming arena!

So when do I get
to kick your butt?

I will start
kicking butt

right now
in game one--

hungry hungry
rhinos.

In this game we each pilot
a huge metal rhino head.

The object is to eat the most
balls from the playing field.

The first to gobble
the most balls wins.

Now, may the best
boy genius win!

Yeah!

Hey...

This will be as easy
as calculus.

Heh heh heh.

Ooohh...

Buttons.

Computer: Game start.
Ball launch.

Time to get hungry.

Oooohh...

Come to papa!

[Growls]

One ball left.
Heh heh heh heh heh!

You're mine, sis.

Dexter: I win!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

In this game, each player places
a specified body part

on a specified spot.

If you cannot reach the spot,
you lose!

Well, in that case,

bring it on!

Right this way, sis.

Oh, I'll get it on,
sister.

Heh heh heh.

Now go to
the starting post!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ready to lose,
major dorkus?

Computer: Player .

That's me, that's me!

Left hand red.

Correct.

Brrrp!

Ooh, smart aleck!

Player --
left knee blue.

Take this!

Correct.

How the--

player --
right foot yellow.

Player --
right hand green.

[Gasp]

Right arm green.

Player --
left hand yellow.

Player --
left ear blue.

[Grunts]

Correct.

Player --
right foot blue.

Right foot red.

Left hand green.

Right hand yellow.

Left foot blue.
Right hand green.

Left foot green.
Right foot red.

Left hand yellow.
Right hand blue.

Left foot green.
Right hand blue.

Left hand yellow.
Left elbow red.

Right knee blue.

Right nose green.

Huzzah!

Computer, log in
that Dexter has
won two games.

Heh heh heh.

Boaties are fun.

Yes, the boaties
are fun--

especially battle boats!

All I have to do is
find you on the map

and fire.

And with my
hyperrectangulum periscope,

that should be
one easy task.

Now where are you?

Aha! Gotcha!

Hi, Dex! Oop!

Where you going?

Are you giving up?
Afraid I'll b*at you?

[Whistling]

What's that sound?

It is only
a matter of time,

and I'll be the winner.

Missed me!
Wha--

missed me!
Loser!

No, I cannot
lose to her!

Yeah. So much
for your winning streak.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Nothing will stop
my first winning streak!

Now you're gonna get it!

Fire full arsenal!

Oopsie!

Fire! Fire! Get her!

I must win!

att*ck!

Computer: Dexter wins.

I won?

I won!

Hey, look!
The sun's out again!

Can you not see
I have won?

Now begone, loser!

Who needs you?
The sunny day is back!

See you, dorkster!

I may be a dork,
but I am also a winner!

A winner.

I am the winner!

Computer, make a log entry
that today I, Dexter,

have beaten my sister.

Dexter, I cannot comply
with that request.

Wha--

although you have won
the competition,

you have lost your lab
in the process.

Your cruelty has left you
without a lab

while Dee Dee and her purity
are free to frolic in the sun.

This reminds me of
a funny story--

oh, just shut up and
make me a sandwich.

Enter at your own peril,

past the vaulted door

where impossible
things may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab