02x38 - Dyno-Might/LABretto

[bunniefuu]

Hi, Dexter.
What you doing?

Working.

Oh.

Hey, Dexter,
how do you like
my new socks?

Hey, those
aren't socks.
Those are--

whoa!

My pipes!

Dee Dee,
what are you doing?

How many times
I got to tell you

to stay
out of my laboratory?

Why do you always
got to come here,
acting like a--

[doorbell rings]

Blue falcon!

Dexter,
I need your help.

Dynomutt,
my robotic comrade,

has been dealt
a devastating blow.

Sheesh. No kidding.

I'm extremely
wealthy.

Quickly,
to the laboratory!

Chest housing shredded,

rotatomic motor
shattered,

cybertronic uplink
is down,

and the gyroscapularscope
is scrapped.

[Whistles]

Somebody really did
a number on him.
What happened?

It all started
when I learned

that the city museum
had been broken into.

I had a good hunch
who was behind it, too.

[Laughing evilly]

At long last,

the pharaoh's heart Ruby
is mine!

Blue falcon!

And dynomutt,
the dog wonder!

That's right, buzzord.

You and your scavengers
should think twice

before you plunder
museums in my town.

Yeah.

Ah! Get them!

Hoo!

Hoo hoo!
Isa

so I baked you a pie.

Have a slice!

And stick around.
Ha ha ha ha!

[Snarling]

Dynomutt,
get the Ruby!

Rightio, b.F.
I'm on it.

All right.
Time to rock...

And roll.

I guess you guys are
the real underdogs.

Get it? You went
under me, the dog.

Ha ha ha--oh!

Oops. Hee hee.

Oh, no, you don't.

Mmm.
Rubylicious.

Hey, what's
the big idea?

What are
you guys doing
in my nose?

Get on
out of there.

Dynomutt, look out!

Dynomutt, turn off
your vacuum.

Oh, yeah.
Hee hee hee.

Sorry about that,
b.F.,

but I've got
the Ruby right here,

safe and sound
in my--aah!

Dynomutt! Oh!

Ha! No goofy
idiot sidekick

can keep me
from my prize.

Dynomutt!

Oh, dynomutt!

Hang in there,
you brave fool.

We'll get you
back together.

I know just the man
who can help us,

and that man
is a boy.

Let me start by saying
I am truly honored

you came to me,
blue falcon.

And I, Dexter, boy genius,

in allegiance with
the forces of justice,

do solemnly pledge
to revitalize

your computerized,
crime-fighting canine companion

by any means necessary!

Now, if you'll
please excuse me,

I think it best
if the next of kin

does not witness
the operation.

That connects
the last synaptide.

Your core memory
should reboot

as soon as
I reinitialize
your neural net.

Ok, computer,
initiate reinitialization.

Hey!

Where am I?

Who are you?

Oh, why, I am Dexter,
boy genius,

and this is
my secret laboratory.

Say,
nice place, kid.

Mind if
I nose around?

So you do science
in here, huh?

I'm just fascinated
by science,
you know,

being I'm made
out of science
and all that.

Wow! This
is amazing!

Well, I'll be.

Will you look at that?

Get a load of this.

Ooh! What does
this button do?

Aah!

Sheesh, you're
as bad as Dee Dee.

A goofy idiot
sidekick like you

couldn't possibly be
any help to blue falcon

in his w*r on crime.

Guess I better
start from scratch.

Nice uniform.

You on some kind
of sports team?

I'm the blue falcon.

Oh, right.
The falcons.

You guys
didn't do so hot
last season, huh?

I'm the blue falcon.

Oh, don't be blue.

I'm sure you'll
do better next season.

Blue falcon,
this way,
please.

I'd like
to present...

Dynomutt x !

I see you've added
a few things.

Oh, yes. Dynomutt
has been totally revamped

from the ground up

to maximize
his crime-fighting
potential.

Hmm.

What say we give him
a field test?

D.m. X
prime elimination unit

ready for duty.

Excellent.

Dynomutt, sic crime!

And with his new
satellite uplink,

he can detect crime
half a world away.

Let's watch.

All right, pops.
Cough up the cash,

because I
ain't playing.

Robbery is
a criminal offense.

Drop your w*apon.

You have seconds
to comply.

, , .

Impressive.

Parking violation.

Jaywalking.

Aah!

Littering.

Aah!

Dynomutt's gone mad!
I've got to stop him.

This is unthinkable.

Not only do I have to
hunt down my own dog,

but I have to do it
without my trusty sidekick.

Don't worry,
blue falcon.
I can help.

I'll be
your sidekick--

dexstar,
boy of wonder.

I think you've helped
enough today.

But you need me.

The only way
to deactivate
the d.M. X

is by inserting
this chip

into his
data processor.

Let's go!

Dynomutt, stop
this nonsense now!

You are guilty
of obstruction
of justice.

You have seconds
to surrender.

, ,

, , .

[Moaning]

Dynomutt, it's me,
your best pal.

Don't you remember?

I don't understand.

This isn't like
my old dynomutt
at all.

Well, he's not.
I built you
a brand-new one.

What? Why?

Well, the old one
was just a goofy
idiot sidekick.

He wasn't just
a goofy idiot
sidekick.

He was a...
Go-go dog person.

Well, he is still
in the laboratory.

If only we could
reactivate him.

Maybe we still can.

Huh? What? Who? Where?
Where's the fire?

Ah! B.F. Is in trouble!

Dynomutt to the rescue!

Hey, you overgrown
impostor.

Unhand my chums.

Dexter and blue falcon:
Dynomutt!

Dynomutt prototype
is not a thr*at.

What? Not a thr*at?

Who do you think
you're talking to, bud?

Turn around
and fight like a dog.

The cold shoulder, eh?

Well, this one
always gets them.

Meow, meow, meow!

Hey, big boy. Meow.

Bark, bark,
bark, bark.

Meow, meow, meow, meow.

Bark, bark,
bark, bark.

Hey, tough guy.

Now that I've got
your attention,

I've got a little
present for you.

Dexstar,
now's our chance.

Thanks again
for your help, Dexter.

Any time,
blue falcon.

And dynomutt,
I'm sorry

I underestimated
you.

Thank you
for the daring
rescue.

Oh, gosh.
It weren't nothing.

It's all in a day's work
for us superheroes,

right, b.F.?

Ha ha ha!
Right, dynomutt.

And remember, Dexter,

it's a goofy
idiot sidekick

that makes
a superhero super.

Wow! Cool!

Yup.

♪ Oh

♪ come let us see
how these characters ♪

♪ Dee Dee

♪ and Dexter

♪ were woven into
this grand tapestry of life ♪

♪ together

♪ please come
in time with me ♪

♪ and we will see

♪ the beginning to be

[operatic music playing]

♪ My goodness,
my gracious ♪

♪ when will this day
be done? ♪

♪ Will it be a girl,
or will I have a son? ♪

♪ Dear mother nature,
bless this day ♪

♪ for on this hour
you start to love ♪

♪ my newborn baby

♪ please make sure
that there is good for-- ♪

♪ he he he

♪ do your breathing,
do your breathing,
do your breathing ♪

♪ ha ha ha haaa

♪ do your breathing,
do your breathing,
do your breathing ♪

♪ ha ha ha haaa

♪ do your breathing,
do your breathing,
do your breathing ♪

♪ ha ha ha--

aah!

♪ My goodness,
my gracious ♪

♪ when will this day be done?

♪ Will I have a girl,
or will I have a son? ♪

♪ Congratulations,
Mr. Father ♪

♪ today is finally done

♪ may I announce that you

♪ now have a son

♪ I finally
have a son ♪

♪ hurrah, hurrah,
hurrah, hooray ♪

♪ I finally have a--

egad!

♪ Look at the size
of his cranium ♪

♪ is there
a problem? ♪

♪ Is there
a problem? ♪

♪ He proves to
have a skull exactly
twice the size as norm ♪

♪ and norm's the largest
man I've seen ♪

♪ and you have
just been born ♪

♪ his X-ray shows
his brain is huge ♪

♪ there shouldn't
be a fuss ♪

♪ as doctors,
we must classify him ♪

♪ clinically genius

♪ with these glasses
I betroth to you ♪

♪ the knowledge
and skill ♪

♪ that is quite
far and few ♪

♪ at last, mother and father,
I am created ♪

♪ We're home,
dear daughter,
and we have ♪

♪ your newborn brother

♪ I can't believe it

♪ I've longed
for another ♪

♪ I can't believe it

♪ I have a baby
bro-o-o-ther ♪

♪ we hope you two

♪ will play together

♪ and now we'd
like you to meet ♪

♪ baby brother Dexter

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh ♪

♪ what does
this button do? ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh ♪

♪ what does
this button do? ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh ♪

♪ what does
this button do? ♪

Wah!

♪ I now know what
this button does ♪

♪ it makes
my brother cry ♪

♪ for my first
observation ♪

♪ I'd like
to state ♪

♪ for every action

♪ there is
a reaction ♪

♪ this universe
is vast and grand ♪

♪ I'll take my life
to understand ♪

♪ these tinker toys
mean nothing to me ♪

Wait!

♪ I see possibility

♪ connect and attach
these pieces ♪

♪ bit by bit,
I'll make my thesis ♪

♪ a screw right here,
a wrench right there ♪

♪ at last, my invention
to grab that pear ♪

♪ hello, dear brother

♪ what have
you got there? ♪

♪ Nothing,
nothing ♪

♪ you only
see air ♪

♪ don't be silly

♪ I love you
very much ♪

♪ I guess
I shouldn't touch ♪

♪ I see she'll
ruin everything ♪

♪ she sees
in front of her ♪

♪ I'll have to move
my studies ♪

♪ so they'll be
much safer ♪

♪ my crib has bars
surrounding ♪

♪ she'll never penetrate

♪ I'll find out
things astounding ♪

♪ this creation
Dee Dee won't break ♪

♪ attach and connect
these knobbies ♪

♪ I cannot say
that this is a hobby ♪

♪ and with these finds,
I'll save mankind ♪

♪ I'll make proud
Albert Einstein ♪

♪ hello, dear brother

♪ what have
you got there? ♪

♪ Nothing,
nothing ♪

♪ you only see air

♪ don't be silly

♪ I love you very much

♪ I guess
I shouldn't touch ♪

♪ I see she'll ruin
everything ♪

♪ she sees
in front of her ♪

♪ I'll have to move
my studies ♪

♪ so they'll be
much safer ♪

♪ this closet
is secluded ♪

♪ I'll lock myself
right in ♪

♪ my knowledge
is demanded ♪

♪ she won't
find me within ♪

♪ connect and attach
this gizmo ♪

♪ I'll be called
a national hero ♪

♪ I'll let the people
breathe in space ♪

♪ they'll have to
immortalize my face ♪

♪ hello, dear brother

♪ what have
you got there? ♪

♪ Nothing, nothing

♪ you only see air

♪ don't be silly

♪ I love you very much

♪ I guess
I shouldn't touch ♪

♪ how can this be?

♪ Is there no place for me?

♪ Will I ever be free?

♪ These were
my last walls ♪

♪ and yet she made them fall

♪ must I work
at the mall? ♪

♪ Will my science
be done? ♪

♪ And do I say farewell?

♪ So long

♪ This place is new

♪ this place is huge

♪ and so secret
from the world ♪

♪ I know now
what I must do ♪

♪ and no one
will ever know ♪

♪ I'll build a place
where I can be ♪

♪ for math

♪ and science

♪ forever free

♪ connect and attach
these pieces ♪

♪ I have no time
for snacks and cheeses ♪

♪ I'll master mysteries
that no one else can solve ♪

♪ did we all appear here,
or did we all evolve? ♪

♪ I'll communicate with animals
and travel back in time ♪

♪ I doubt there will be others,
I'll be the one that shines ♪

♪ I'm almost done,
I feel the power ♪

♪ deep inside this lab

♪ just one more
small connection ♪

♪ and hello to Dexter's lab

[laughing maniacally]

♪ I am

♪ making believe
I'm sailing on the sea ♪

♪ i'm

♪ making believe
I'm captain of thepea

♪ I'm sailing
through the water ♪

♪ and I'll dump
right on the shore ♪

♪ hey, I've never laid eyes
on that bookcase before ♪

♪ it seems so very strange

♪ that all these books
would just show up ♪

♪ I'd better tug on this one

♪ and, oh, goodness,
the walls fly up ♪

♪ at last, my greatest work
is now completed ♪

♪ hello,
dear brother ♪

♪ what have
you got there? ♪

Ooh!

♪ What does
this button do? ♪

♪ Boohoo

♪ whatever did I do
to you? ♪

♪ This can't be cool

♪ I am the greatest fool

♪ I thought
with the math and science ♪

♪ I could stop
this reign of terror ♪

♪ but I can't

♪ she's won this round

♪ I have been found

♪ it's over

♪ my life is over

♪ it can't be over

♪ I'm too young to die

♪ I'll mend
my broken wings ♪

♪ but no matter
how I try ♪

♪ Dee Dee will run right in
and break things ♪

♪ will I ever learn to fly?
I cry ♪

♪ this is not fantasy

♪ this is reality

♪ I'm stuck for my life

♪ I'm stuck

♪ and I'll be stuck
forever ♪

♪ with my sister

♪ Dee Dee


Where impossible
things may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things
go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab