03x11 - Oh, Brother/Another Dad Cartoon/Bar Exam

[bunniefuu]

Whee!

[Crash]

Hee hee hee!

Oooh!

What does this button do?

Dee--!

Hee hee hee!

Ta-da!

Aah!

[Grumbling incoherently]

And stay out!

Ooh, that Dee Dee,

with all of
her stupid, stupidry,

always with the dancing
and the flowers

and the girly-girly
sister stuff!

If only I could share the joys
of siblingry with a brother.

Yes, my brother and I could be
great scientific pals!

That's it!

Oh, Dee Dee?

Could I please
be seeing you
for a moment?

Please?

Ok!

Dee Dee,
would you be putting

these on your head?

Thank you.

Come on, Dee Dee.

They're only
just the newest,

most coolest, uh...

Hair curlers!

Gee, Dex, I don't--

just put them on!

Ok!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Ding]

That's odd.

Oh, well, either way,
I can now return

to my project in peace.

Mom: Oh, Dexter!

Get your brother doo Dee
and come to breakfast!

Ok, mom!

[Gasp]

Brother?!

[Rock music playing]

Hey, Dexter!

Success!

No more Dee Dee!

Oh, sweet brother!

What kind of scientific feat
shall we conquer first?

Uh...dude.

So, you're in
my room because...?

Oh, heh heh...Yes.

The reason for my visit.

Oh, I know why
you're here!

You're here
for your noogie!

Noogie?

What is a--?

Noogie, noogie, noogie,
noogie, noogie, noogie!

Ow! Hey! Ooh! Ow!

Mom: Oh, boys!
Breakfast!

Let's get the lead out,
little bro!

Ah, yes! We should
start with some lead
experiments, and then--

set! Hike!

End zone!

Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!

Touchdown!

Whoo! Whoo!

Yeah! All right!

Heh! b*at you, dude!

[Slurping]

Morning, boys!

Morning, dad.

And how's my
little slugger?

That's my boy!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha! Doo Dee loves
his vittles!

Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!

Ha ha ha!

Ah, good boy, son!

Ha ha ha!

Dexter: Ahem!

Good morning,
father.

Uh, morning, Dex.

That's it!
Get 'em, boy!

Ha ha ha!

Good old doo Dee!

Who wants more sausages?

Oh, yes, mother,
I would--

ha ha ha ha ha!

[Chewing loudly]

Hey, doo Dee!
How 'bout we go toss
around the old pigskin?

[Burp] Oh, dad!

But Dexter's
so boring!

No, the ball, boy!
The ball!

Together: Ball! Ball! Ball!

Ball! Ball! Ball!
Ball! Ball! Ball!

Ball! Ball! Ball!
Ball! Ball! Ball!

[Sigh]

Ok, doo Dee, catch!

Got it, dad!

You're the best son
a father could ask for!

Mom: Who wants hot dogs?

Doo Dee and dad: Yeah!

[Sigh]

Dee?

Hey, Dexter!

Stop it, stop it!
Doo Dee, stop it!

Get out of here!
Don't touch anything, doo Dee!

No, no, no!
Leave me alone! Stop!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You gotta calm down,
little bro.

All this nerd junk's got
you all stressed out.

You need to blow off
some steam...

Doo Dee style!

Hey!

What doesthis

no, doo Dee, wait!

Cool!

I'm hungry.
Hasta, bro.

Maybe I have made some
slight miscalculations

with this whole
brother thing.

I had better change
Dee Dee back

to her normal,
stupid self

before all of
my precious genius

is knocked to
kingdom come.

But first, I better
make a few repairs.

[Hammering, sawing]

Ok, everything seems to be
back into place.

Ahem.

Attention, doo Dee.

Could you please come
into the laboratory?

Hey, Dexter!

Mmm. What's up, bro?

Ah, yes, doo Dee.

I thought maybe
you'd like to, uh...

Toss around the pigskin?

[Growling]

Dude! I told you
to never touch my--!

Bye-bye!
Ha! Ha! Ha!

[Ding]

Ah!

Hi, Dexter!

Success!

Oh, Dee Dee, i'm
so glad to see you!

[Kissing]
Ha ha! Hee hee!

Good old
stupid Dee Dee!

All is well.

Honey! We're off
to the market.

Ok, dear.
Have a nice time.

[Door closes]

[Honk honk]

[Crash]

[Thud and cat screams]

[Rock music starts]

Oh, darn! I left
the checkbook at home.

[Tires screech and horn honks]

[Rock music continues]

[Music stops]

Can you believe it?

I forgot the checkbook.
Silly me!

[Door closes]

[Honk honk]

[Thud and dog barks]

Man: Surprise, surprise.

Another excuse from Dexter.

I, uh, I never
should have ridden

that horse
without a saddle.

I don't know what
I was thinking!

[Sigh] You know the play.

I'm sure I'll be good
to go in a few days.

[Sigh] Gym class.

Why should I waste such
precious time exercising my body

when I could be
exercising my brain?

And now to compose
Monday's excuse letter!

[Ding ding]

Attention, students!

Attention, students!

Attention!

Dexter, please come to
the principal's office,

immediately!

Ooh!
Dexter's in trouble!

What could I have done?

I only corrected
Mr. Luzinsky times
this week.

What else could it be?

Oh, no!
Even my parents are here!

I surely must have done
something horrible!

Hello. I am here.

Dexter, my boy!

How you doing?
Come on in.

Phew!

Heh heh, I knew it
all along.

Dex,
have a seat.

No, no,
havemy

that comfortable
for you?

Oh, yes, very nice.

Dexter, I'm gonna get
right to the point.

You are a genius!

Well, there's
no argument there!

In fact,
you're so smart,

we're considering moving you
up a couple of grades!

I wouldn't have it
any other way.

Or should I say,
wewe

until we discovered...

You're flunking out
of physical education.

What?! This cannot be!

Oh, no!

What do you have
to say about this?

Uh, I think I have a doctor's
excuse for that question.

That's just it--
you've managed

to have an excuse
out of gym class

every single day!

Not only do you
need to exercise
your mind,

but exercise
your body as well--

which he obviously
has not done ever.

I object!

These loins would not
produce a weakling!

My boy has power!

He just doesn't want to
intimidate his classmates

in physicality
as well as academics!

Hey, Dexter.

Remember that wrestling
match where bad ace,
the title champion,

delivered a terrible blow
to the midsection
of Kurt the krusher?

Uh, no.

Sure you do!

Now, I want you
to punch me

just like that!

But I don't want to!

Come on! I can take it!

Show this guy the stuff
you're made of!

[Sigh]
Well, if you insist.

Ugh!

Owww!

Ow! Oh! Ow!

Oh, the pain!

The excruciating pain!

Oh! Ah! Oh!

Can't...finish...sentences!

Aah! [Coughs]

Honey,
you can stop now.

Not buying it?
Nope.

Dexter simply has to pass
just one p.E. Event.

Can you do that, Dexter?

Bring it on!

Let's see now...

Baseball!
Uh, lumbago.

Gymnastics.
Asthma.

Swimming.
Tennis elbow.

Rope climbing?
Diarrhea.

Run a mile?
Corns.

pull-ups.

Scia--

how about ?

.
.
.

Deal.
Great!

Monday morning gym
class, pull-ups!

You should just go ahead now
and get my new desk ready.

That's my boy!

Yes! My brains...
Your brawn.

There is no way my puny
body
will be able to perform

whole pull-ups...

Unless my olympic-size
brain
can be of assistance!

At last!

With my pneumatic
muscular enhancers,

pull-ups
will be a cinch!

Ooh! Whatcha doing
with that bionic arm?

It will come in handy

when I cheat on my
p.E. Exam next week.

What? Are you crazy?

You can't cheat! No brother
of mine is a cheater!

You think you were brought
here on this earth to cheat?

You're Dexter, boy genius!

Geniuses don't cheat!
Geniuses aren't sissy
cheaters!

Sissy cheater?
That's right!

Are you a sissy cheater?

I amnot
a sissy cheater!

What did you say?

I amnot
a sissy cheater!

I didn't hear you!

I said...

I amnot
I amnot

good! Then we'll
start in the morning.

Wait! I wanted to be
a sissy cheater!

[Loud horn]

Ok, soldier,
up and at 'em!

Hup, hup, hup!

Left, right, left, right!

[No audio]

I did it.
I did a pull-up.

I did a pull-up!

That's great,
Hercules.

more and you'll
pass gym.

[Cheering]

You did it, Dexter!

pull-ups,
and you've passed.

Well, looks like
we'll be seeing you

in a new class
tomorrow.

I told you
it would be a snap.

Yup, a snap...

Thanks to science!

Heh heh heh heh!

Ahh! Well, here I am!

My first day of
advanced schooling!

Yes, today I reach
a new plateau,

a higher education amongst
my intellectual equals!

An education with smart kids,
sophisticated kids,

kids more like...Myself!

Dexter's in my class!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

No! No! No!
There must be some mistake!

There ain't no mistake!

No, no,
this cannot be! No!

I cheated!
I cheated on the exam!

I do not deserve an
advancement!
I deserve to be demoted!

No!

[Slam]

Man: Enter at your own peril,
past the vaulted door...

Where impossible things
may happen that the world's
never seen before...

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy
you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments... ♪

♪ To smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom
while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab!