01x03 - Sir Ed-a-Lot/A Pinch to Grow an Ed
Posted: 02/26/23 10:58
[Whistling]
Bllllt! Yeah.
Hey, jonny boy!
Hi, eddy. Nice car!
[Chamois squeaking]
Hello, eddy.
May we shop for meat
in your fancy car?
Keep dreaming, rolf. Ha ha ha!
[Nazz giggles]
Oh... Hi, nazz.
Wow, eddy! Cool car!
Hey, dork! Whose
car is this, you twerp?
[Turns on radio]
[Bass booming] oh! Oh!
Aaaah! Aaaah!
Hey, eddy, what are you doing?
Just buffing the wheels.
Whose car is this, eddy?
Beats me. Where's ed?
I called his residence,
but no answer.
Let's hunt him down!
Edd: do you see him? Whoa!
Nope.
Edd: perhaps we
should check upstairs.
He's just hiding.
Unh! Grrr... [Laughing]
Shh.
Dogpile! Dogpile!
[Boom]
[Gasps]
Let's check upstairs.
[Panting]
[Ding]
Oh... Hmm... And I
thought had problems.
Quick! Run away!
[Laughing]
Don't fool around! Run!
Excuse me, ma'am, can
ed come out and play?
Hey!
No one can join my tea
party without dressing up!
Forget it, sarah.
[Sarah fumes] huh?
Tell your stupid friends
it's my way or the highway!
[Inhales]
Good luck.
Sarah, stop it!
Look... She's changing colors.
Huh! Please, eddy,
she's gonna blow up!
Cut it out, sarah.
Eddy, just put on the dress!
No way, ed.
Ed: aaah! She's leaking, eddy!
Sarah, don't blow up!
All right, I'll wear the
stinkin'... Here you go.
I'm the queen, and you
are my servants. Now...
Smashing hat, eddy.
Grrrr!
As I was saying, I am the queen!
And we are your servants.
Next thing you know,
she's gonna want a throne.
A toast to my big mouth.
[Doorbell rings]
Whoa... Aah!
Get the door!
[Sighs]
Arrrgh... It is
i... Prince jimmy!
Sheesh!
Who was it?
The frog prince.
[Doorbell ringing] arrrrgh!
I'll get it, my queen!
Presenting the
honorable prince jimmy.
[Weak fanfare plays]
Prince jimmy has arrived!
Let the games begin!
Oh, goody!
Games? Grrrr...
I am a horse!
You're a horsie.
Hey, you better win!
Grrrr... Grrrr...
[Rummaging in pocket]
[Inhales]
[Playing fanfare]
Go!
[Eddy yelping]
Uh... Neigh!
Whoa!
Yah!
Whoa!
[Panting]
[High-pitched neighing] huh?
Go faster!
Whoa! Nnnh!
Nnnnnh!
Aaah!
[Panting]
Go, eddy, go! Faster, faster!
Ohhh! Arrrrgh!
Ooooh! Aaah!
[Both panting]
Prince jimmy has won!
Sarah: you lost, horsie!
Bad, bad, bad, bad!
This stinks! Huh!
To the dungeon with him!
Hee hee hee!
The dungeon? Oh,
no. I'm so scared.
[Laughing hysterically]
Bye-bye.
Ed! Get me out!
Ed! Double-d!
Bring me my fool!
Ok. Ha ha!
The spoiled brat!
Please, eddy, play along.
Here's the fool!
No way!
Huh?
Eddy's a great fool, huh, eddy?
No!
Sarah: bad baby-sitter!
I'm telling mom you
left me all alone!
But I won't get paid! Ohh...
Did you say "paid"?
Paid?
I'm here for you, pal.
[Playing fanfare]
This is fun!
[Bells jingling]
I just flew in from
peach creek, and, boy...
Are you stupid!
[Groans]
Yeah, so why did the
chicken cross the road?
To lay an egg, just
like you are now!
Huh.
[Yawns] [snickers]
Ah... Say, eddo,
What's a ghost's
favorite lunchmeat?
Boo-loney!
Grrrr! You stink!
Nnnnh...
She has no taste! I
used all my best stuff.
Don't give up now, eddy.
Unh!
Well?
Ha!
Hmm...
Aha!
[Laughs nervously]
Here, eddy, juggle this stuff.
I'll get more.
More?
Ha!
Ooh! Dazzling!
Boring!
Ed: here, eddy,
juggle this, too.
Unh!
Aah!
[Beep beep]
Yaaah... Ah!
[Crash]
Aaah!
Aaaah!
[Laughing]
Ed: oh, no. Oh, no!
Naaah!
Aah... Aaaaah!
[Laughing hysterically]
Ohh! Oh... [Laughing]
Aaaaaaah!
Huh!
[Laughing]
Aw, shut...
Oh...
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
That's more like it!
Sarah, don't throw stuff!
Unh!
[Laughing]
Ooh!
[Laughing]
Unh!
[Sarah and jimmy laughing]
I got it! Unh!
I've got...
Double-d?
Hello.
Aaaah! It wasn't me.
Come on, jimmy.
Whee! Whee!
Grab her!
Pllllt! Hee hee!
Unh!
Grrrr!
Ed: eddy! Huh?
Aaah!
There she goes!
Whee! Ha ha!
[Giggles]
Ooh!
[Laughing]
Sarah! Ah... Whoa. Unh!
[Laughing and panting]
Get her, double-d!
Oh, no. I couldn't... Yaaah!
Hey, ed! Hee hee hee!
[Crash]
Sarah!
This is not good.
My money!
Whoo!
[Giggling]
Yay!
Yeee! Oochee!
[Panting]
Unh! Oof!
Yaaaah!
Grrrr... Fore!
Whee!
Hey!
Sarah, no bowling in the house!
Whoa!
Aaah!
[Starts motor]
Ed!
Aaah! Aah!
Eddy, the vase!
Get off of me!
Unh! Unh! Unh!
Oh... Wow. What a dump.
We got to stop them!
Think, eddy, think.
Bingo!
[Giggling softly]
Unh!
Bad doggie.
[Inhales loudly]
[Plays fanfare]
Edd: all hail... The
great king eddy!
Thanks, squire.
King? No king!
I'm queen!
Yeah, right.
Huh?
Unh!
My queen!
Aaah!
I am the queen!
You're a squirt!
Oh, no. Oh, no!
Unh!
Ohh...
My mom's gonna k*ll me!
We gotta do something!
I have a suggestion.
Ahh...
Ed: ha ha!
Oh... [Giggling]
Yeah!
How's it going? Ooh, nice work!
[Laughing]
It's perfect!
Hmm? Aah!
Let's set her up!
Yeah, let's do it!
Ha!
There... All clean and fixed.
Your mom will never know. Ha ha!
[Laughs]
Whoo!
Hah!
Yoo!
Hey! Oh... Hmm...
[Crash]
You're firewood.
Hmm?
Huh?
Hmm...
Ha!
[Laughing]
Pretty baby. Pretty dolly.
Hey!
Eddy, we need a new
dolly. Want to be our dolly?
Yeah. The dolly.
[Laughing]
Hey, squirt, where's
the tall dorks?
[Kids laughing]
Hey, rolf!
Hey! Quick, pass it!
Come on, rolf, pass it!
You are too little,
eddy. I might squish you.
Yeah, right.
[Tarzan yell] whee!
Yeah! Whoo!
Yahoo! Whoa!
Uh-oh. Too high.
Aah!
Yah!
Ouch! Ooh! Aah! Oom! Ow!
Eddy: you call that a jump?
Eddy!
Watch and learn.
Whaa!
Waa ha ha hoo!
Yaaaah!
Unh!
Bravo, eddy!
You've broken another record!
Chin-ups, anybody?
Me first!
Hey!
Huh!
Come on, eddy.
[Straining]
[Laughing]
Eee!
I don't need your help, ed.
Ed: oh, yes, you do.
Stop it!
[Laughing]
Edd: a little boost for eddy.
Knock it off!
[Laughing]
[Straining]
[Thud]
You're too little, eddy.
I'm not little!
A lot of important people
are short in stature.
I'm not short!
But i... I... Huh?
Stop it, ed! We're the
same height, so get over it.
I am not short.
But we like you short.
Unh!
You think you're so tall.
I'm not short. I'm just fine.
I'm perfect!
Unh!
[Straining]
Girl: hi, little eddy.
Hmm?
He's so cute!
[Kisses loudly]
Sheesh!
Look at that baby face!
He's such a little brat.
I'm not little!
Got it?
Not so fast, pipsqueak.
Hmm... Hold it, stubby.
Hmm... Where are
you going, shrimp?
[Laughing]
Let's kiss him!
Uh-oh!
Aaah!
Aaaaah!
Eddy! Eddy!
Oh, eddy!
Ed: eddy?
Boo!
Hey!
Ed: wait up, eddy! Huh!
Eddy!
Unh! Unh!
Eddy!
Ed: eddy?
No tall people allowed!
Ed: we can help you be tall.
Eddy?
You can?
Aah! Aaaaah!
Look! Eddy's so tall!
Sarah: ed!
Uh-oh!
What are you doing?
Making eddy tall.
I'm telling mom.
I want to be tall.
Sarah: come on, jimmy!
Aaaah!
Let's try plan "b."
Plan "b."
[Groans]
Say "ahh."
Ahh. Wider!
Ahh! Eat this.
[Gulps]
[Air hissing]
Well, he's definitely wider.
Grrrr!
Eddy! You're tall!
Aaaah! Unh!
Ooh! Oh... Unh.
No time for rest, eddy.
The plans are complete.
To my garage!
Unh!
Ed: oh, we are in
so much trouble!
[Laughing]
[Panting]
[Straining]
Saw.
Heat.
Hmm... Aah! Aah! Aah!
It's not done yet, eddy.
Unh!
Grrr...
[Spitting]
[Laughs]
Ok, ed, they're ready!
Let him in!
Oh!
Waaah! Hmm.
[Laughs] so?
Behold... Walking braces!
Hmm? [Laughs]
Edd: you will become a
giant among the low set.
Do I look like a clown? Hey!
Come on, eddy, try them on.
Put me down! I don't want
to put on your stupid boots.
But, eddy, they'll
make you taller.
Taller?
Hmm?
This remote control,
when pressed, activates...
Give me that!
Ah!
[Buzzing]
Huh?
[Groans]
Nice boots, mr. Inventor
smarty-pants...
Aaaah! Yii!
Uh-oh.
Nice pants, mr. Smarty-boots.
Nice...
Careful, eddy. That
button is very sensitive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.
Cool!
Bravo, eddy!
Eddy: come on, boys!
Whoa!
Check it out.
[Giggling]
Hello, dollies.
Uh-oh. Eee!
Aaaah!
Hey, playing with fun!
You big ape!
Big! And don't you forget it.
[Music playing]
Hey, nazz!
You're looking tall.
Tall. I like the sound of that.
Those supposed to be?
Just the latest
footwear. Check 'em out.
Ohh!
[Laughing]
Huh... Heh heh!
All in a row. Ja.
Bet you can't do that again.
I'll make you
believe, small fry.
Do it! Eeek!
Hee hee!
Whoa!
Nice try, rolfie.
[Muffled yells]
I love being tall!
Maybe now I'll get some
respect around here.
If it ain't tater tot.
And his two corncobs.
Stand back, boys.
[Buzz]
Are you talkin' to me?
[Laughing]
Sure are.
Would you look them!
He's got himself a
pair of big shoes...
Like a circus clown.
What's this? Hey!
Let's see does.
No!
Hmm.
[Buzzing]
Aaaaah!
Oh, dear! They're
not meant high.
Whoa... Whoa!
[Thud]
[Buzz]
Huh?
Yaah!
Ohh!
Ha ha ha. Unh!
Ow!
[Buzzing]
[Grunting in pain]
Give me that!
[Buzz]
My turn!
Eddy: waaah!
Ohhhh!
Uh-oh.
[Creaking]
Aaaaaah!
[Thud]
Cool!
Hi, eddy!
Waah!
Punh!
Ed?
[Screaming]
Oh... Oh... Oh...
Huh?
[All screaming]
Aaaah!
Whoa!
Huh...
[Shrieking with laughter]
Timber!
Uh-oh.
Aaaah!
[All screaming]
Yaah! Yahh!
[All screaming]
[Screaming]
Unh!
[Drinking milk]
[Burps]
Oh, look... Goochily-goo!
Cute little fella.
Hey, you know, double-d?
He's got your eyes.
Bllllt! Yeah.
Hey, jonny boy!
Hi, eddy. Nice car!
[Chamois squeaking]
Hello, eddy.
May we shop for meat
in your fancy car?
Keep dreaming, rolf. Ha ha ha!
[Nazz giggles]
Oh... Hi, nazz.
Wow, eddy! Cool car!
Hey, dork! Whose
car is this, you twerp?
[Turns on radio]
[Bass booming] oh! Oh!
Aaaah! Aaaah!
Hey, eddy, what are you doing?
Just buffing the wheels.
Whose car is this, eddy?
Beats me. Where's ed?
I called his residence,
but no answer.
Let's hunt him down!
Edd: do you see him? Whoa!
Nope.
Edd: perhaps we
should check upstairs.
He's just hiding.
Unh! Grrr... [Laughing]
Shh.
Dogpile! Dogpile!
[Boom]
[Gasps]
Let's check upstairs.
[Panting]
[Ding]
Oh... Hmm... And I
thought had problems.
Quick! Run away!
[Laughing]
Don't fool around! Run!
Excuse me, ma'am, can
ed come out and play?
Hey!
No one can join my tea
party without dressing up!
Forget it, sarah.
[Sarah fumes] huh?
Tell your stupid friends
it's my way or the highway!
[Inhales]
Good luck.
Sarah, stop it!
Look... She's changing colors.
Huh! Please, eddy,
she's gonna blow up!
Cut it out, sarah.
Eddy, just put on the dress!
No way, ed.
Ed: aaah! She's leaking, eddy!
Sarah, don't blow up!
All right, I'll wear the
stinkin'... Here you go.
I'm the queen, and you
are my servants. Now...
Smashing hat, eddy.
Grrrr!
As I was saying, I am the queen!
And we are your servants.
Next thing you know,
she's gonna want a throne.
A toast to my big mouth.
[Doorbell rings]
Whoa... Aah!
Get the door!
[Sighs]
Arrrgh... It is
i... Prince jimmy!
Sheesh!
Who was it?
The frog prince.
[Doorbell ringing] arrrrgh!
I'll get it, my queen!
Presenting the
honorable prince jimmy.
[Weak fanfare plays]
Prince jimmy has arrived!
Let the games begin!
Oh, goody!
Games? Grrrr...
I am a horse!
You're a horsie.
Hey, you better win!
Grrrr... Grrrr...
[Rummaging in pocket]
[Inhales]
[Playing fanfare]
Go!
[Eddy yelping]
Uh... Neigh!
Whoa!
Yah!
Whoa!
[Panting]
[High-pitched neighing] huh?
Go faster!
Whoa! Nnnh!
Nnnnnh!
Aaah!
[Panting]
Go, eddy, go! Faster, faster!
Ohhh! Arrrrgh!
Ooooh! Aaah!
[Both panting]
Prince jimmy has won!
Sarah: you lost, horsie!
Bad, bad, bad, bad!
This stinks! Huh!
To the dungeon with him!
Hee hee hee!
The dungeon? Oh,
no. I'm so scared.
[Laughing hysterically]
Bye-bye.
Ed! Get me out!
Ed! Double-d!
Bring me my fool!
Ok. Ha ha!
The spoiled brat!
Please, eddy, play along.
Here's the fool!
No way!
Huh?
Eddy's a great fool, huh, eddy?
No!
Sarah: bad baby-sitter!
I'm telling mom you
left me all alone!
But I won't get paid! Ohh...
Did you say "paid"?
Paid?
I'm here for you, pal.
[Playing fanfare]
This is fun!
[Bells jingling]
I just flew in from
peach creek, and, boy...
Are you stupid!
[Groans]
Yeah, so why did the
chicken cross the road?
To lay an egg, just
like you are now!
Huh.
[Yawns] [snickers]
Ah... Say, eddo,
What's a ghost's
favorite lunchmeat?
Boo-loney!
Grrrr! You stink!
Nnnnh...
She has no taste! I
used all my best stuff.
Don't give up now, eddy.
Unh!
Well?
Ha!
Hmm...
Aha!
[Laughs nervously]
Here, eddy, juggle this stuff.
I'll get more.
More?
Ha!
Ooh! Dazzling!
Boring!
Ed: here, eddy,
juggle this, too.
Unh!
Aah!
[Beep beep]
Yaaah... Ah!
[Crash]
Aaah!
Aaaah!
[Laughing]
Ed: oh, no. Oh, no!
Naaah!
Aah... Aaaaah!
[Laughing hysterically]
Ohh! Oh... [Laughing]
Aaaaaaah!
Huh!
[Laughing]
Aw, shut...
Oh...
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
That's more like it!
Sarah, don't throw stuff!
Unh!
[Laughing]
Ooh!
[Laughing]
Unh!
[Sarah and jimmy laughing]
I got it! Unh!
I've got...
Double-d?
Hello.
Aaaah! It wasn't me.
Come on, jimmy.
Whee! Whee!
Grab her!
Pllllt! Hee hee!
Unh!
Grrrr!
Ed: eddy! Huh?
Aaah!
There she goes!
Whee! Ha ha!
[Giggles]
Ooh!
[Laughing]
Sarah! Ah... Whoa. Unh!
[Laughing and panting]
Get her, double-d!
Oh, no. I couldn't... Yaaah!
Hey, ed! Hee hee hee!
[Crash]
Sarah!
This is not good.
My money!
Whoo!
[Giggling]
Yay!
Yeee! Oochee!
[Panting]
Unh! Oof!
Yaaaah!
Grrrr... Fore!
Whee!
Hey!
Sarah, no bowling in the house!
Whoa!
Aaah!
[Starts motor]
Ed!
Aaah! Aah!
Eddy, the vase!
Get off of me!
Unh! Unh! Unh!
Oh... Wow. What a dump.
We got to stop them!
Think, eddy, think.
Bingo!
[Giggling softly]
Unh!
Bad doggie.
[Inhales loudly]
[Plays fanfare]
Edd: all hail... The
great king eddy!
Thanks, squire.
King? No king!
I'm queen!
Yeah, right.
Huh?
Unh!
My queen!
Aaah!
I am the queen!
You're a squirt!
Oh, no. Oh, no!
Unh!
Ohh...
My mom's gonna k*ll me!
We gotta do something!
I have a suggestion.
Ahh...
Ed: ha ha!
Oh... [Giggling]
Yeah!
How's it going? Ooh, nice work!
[Laughing]
It's perfect!
Hmm? Aah!
Let's set her up!
Yeah, let's do it!
Ha!
There... All clean and fixed.
Your mom will never know. Ha ha!
[Laughs]
Whoo!
Hah!
Yoo!
Hey! Oh... Hmm...
[Crash]
You're firewood.
Hmm?
Huh?
Hmm...
Ha!
[Laughing]
Pretty baby. Pretty dolly.
Hey!
Eddy, we need a new
dolly. Want to be our dolly?
Yeah. The dolly.
[Laughing]
Hey, squirt, where's
the tall dorks?
[Kids laughing]
Hey, rolf!
Hey! Quick, pass it!
Come on, rolf, pass it!
You are too little,
eddy. I might squish you.
Yeah, right.
[Tarzan yell] whee!
Yeah! Whoo!
Yahoo! Whoa!
Uh-oh. Too high.
Aah!
Yah!
Ouch! Ooh! Aah! Oom! Ow!
Eddy: you call that a jump?
Eddy!
Watch and learn.
Whaa!
Waa ha ha hoo!
Yaaaah!
Unh!
Bravo, eddy!
You've broken another record!
Chin-ups, anybody?
Me first!
Hey!
Huh!
Come on, eddy.
[Straining]
[Laughing]
Eee!
I don't need your help, ed.
Ed: oh, yes, you do.
Stop it!
[Laughing]
Edd: a little boost for eddy.
Knock it off!
[Laughing]
[Straining]
[Thud]
You're too little, eddy.
I'm not little!
A lot of important people
are short in stature.
I'm not short!
But i... I... Huh?
Stop it, ed! We're the
same height, so get over it.
I am not short.
But we like you short.
Unh!
You think you're so tall.
I'm not short. I'm just fine.
I'm perfect!
Unh!
[Straining]
Girl: hi, little eddy.
Hmm?
He's so cute!
[Kisses loudly]
Sheesh!
Look at that baby face!
He's such a little brat.
I'm not little!
Got it?
Not so fast, pipsqueak.
Hmm... Hold it, stubby.
Hmm... Where are
you going, shrimp?
[Laughing]
Let's kiss him!
Uh-oh!
Aaah!
Aaaaah!
Eddy! Eddy!
Oh, eddy!
Ed: eddy?
Boo!
Hey!
Ed: wait up, eddy! Huh!
Eddy!
Unh! Unh!
Eddy!
Ed: eddy?
No tall people allowed!
Ed: we can help you be tall.
Eddy?
You can?
Aah! Aaaaah!
Look! Eddy's so tall!
Sarah: ed!
Uh-oh!
What are you doing?
Making eddy tall.
I'm telling mom.
I want to be tall.
Sarah: come on, jimmy!
Aaaah!
Let's try plan "b."
Plan "b."
[Groans]
Say "ahh."
Ahh. Wider!
Ahh! Eat this.
[Gulps]
[Air hissing]
Well, he's definitely wider.
Grrrr!
Eddy! You're tall!
Aaaah! Unh!
Ooh! Oh... Unh.
No time for rest, eddy.
The plans are complete.
To my garage!
Unh!
Ed: oh, we are in
so much trouble!
[Laughing]
[Panting]
[Straining]
Saw.
Heat.
Hmm... Aah! Aah! Aah!
It's not done yet, eddy.
Unh!
Grrr...
[Spitting]
[Laughs]
Ok, ed, they're ready!
Let him in!
Oh!
Waaah! Hmm.
[Laughs] so?
Behold... Walking braces!
Hmm? [Laughs]
Edd: you will become a
giant among the low set.
Do I look like a clown? Hey!
Come on, eddy, try them on.
Put me down! I don't want
to put on your stupid boots.
But, eddy, they'll
make you taller.
Taller?
Hmm?
This remote control,
when pressed, activates...
Give me that!
Ah!
[Buzzing]
Huh?
[Groans]
Nice boots, mr. Inventor
smarty-pants...
Aaaah! Yii!
Uh-oh.
Nice pants, mr. Smarty-boots.
Nice...
Careful, eddy. That
button is very sensitive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.
Cool!
Bravo, eddy!
Eddy: come on, boys!
Whoa!
Check it out.
[Giggling]
Hello, dollies.
Uh-oh. Eee!
Aaaah!
Hey, playing with fun!
You big ape!
Big! And don't you forget it.
[Music playing]
Hey, nazz!
You're looking tall.
Tall. I like the sound of that.
Those supposed to be?
Just the latest
footwear. Check 'em out.
Ohh!
[Laughing]
Huh... Heh heh!
All in a row. Ja.
Bet you can't do that again.
I'll make you
believe, small fry.
Do it! Eeek!
Hee hee!
Whoa!
Nice try, rolfie.
[Muffled yells]
I love being tall!
Maybe now I'll get some
respect around here.
If it ain't tater tot.
And his two corncobs.
Stand back, boys.
[Buzz]
Are you talkin' to me?
[Laughing]
Sure are.
Would you look them!
He's got himself a
pair of big shoes...
Like a circus clown.
What's this? Hey!
Let's see does.
No!
Hmm.
[Buzzing]
Aaaaah!
Oh, dear! They're
not meant high.
Whoa... Whoa!
[Thud]
[Buzz]
Huh?
Yaah!
Ohh!
Ha ha ha. Unh!
Ow!
[Buzzing]
[Grunting in pain]
Give me that!
[Buzz]
My turn!
Eddy: waaah!
Ohhhh!
Uh-oh.
[Creaking]
Aaaaaah!
[Thud]
Cool!
Hi, eddy!
Waah!
Punh!
Ed?
[Screaming]
Oh... Oh... Oh...
Huh?
[All screaming]
Aaaah!
Whoa!
Huh...
[Shrieking with laughter]
Timber!
Uh-oh.
Aaaah!
[All screaming]
Yaah! Yahh!
[All screaming]
[Screaming]
Unh!
[Drinking milk]
[Burps]
Oh, look... Goochily-goo!
Cute little fella.
Hey, you know, double-d?
He's got your eyes.