01x11 - Who, What, Where, Ed!/Keeping Up with the Eds

[bunniefuu]

[Whistling]

Yeah!

[Dog barks]

Ha ha! Ha! Ha ha!

Boy, I'm good.

♪ Yo-yo, yo-yo, yo-yo ♪

Just as I thought.

One teaspoon of butter,
perfectly measured. Eddy?

Got it, double d.

You guys haven't lived till
you've tried one of my omelets.

Ed, eggs... I need eggs.

I got them, eddy.

[Crash]

Ha ha ha!

Almost there, eddy.

[Crash]

Ed, you're pitting the floor.

Oh, no way, double d...

Not since I had my
braces removed.

Eggs, ed! Eggs!

Eggs, eggs, eggs,
eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs.

Pop freeze!

You won't find eggs in
the freezer, monobrow.

Look in the fridge,
next to the milk.

I'll be right back, eddy.

I found some eggs.

Bring them over. I'm starving.

I'm ed.

Catch, ed!

Whoa!

Huh? Ohh...

Hmm. Ed? Oh, ed?

Banana flavor, eddy.

Want a bite?

Hold that thought.

[Bang]

No eggs, no omelets, eddy.

If we had a chicken,
we'd be knee-deep in eggs.

Ah! A chicken!

That's it! Ed: a chicken!

Oh, please, eddy,
can we get a chicken?

Come on, eddy! Oh, please,
eddy, let's get a chicken!

Can we, please?

I love chickens, eddy!

Sure, ed, you can
have a chicken,

But I get to keep the eggs.

[Rooster crows]

[Cackling]

The hay is warm.

Ah!

The fat has been trimmed,
and I will sleep well.

A fine egg. Rolf will remember.

Look! Chickens!

And they lay eggs!

Hey, rolf, fire
over that eggmaker.

Ed: chickens are fast.

Come on, rolf.
Give us a chicken.

Has your brain turned to
custardlike half-price pastry?

I give you no chicken.

It is very simple like yourself
to have your own fowl.

An opportunity to
nurture the life and future

Of a domestic fowl
seems appealing.

Where do eggs come from, rolf?

Let me show you exactly
where the egg comes from...

No! Um, eggs come
from chickens, ed.

Where does a chicken come from?

An egg, slowpoke head.

My day is half over,
and you are half fool.

Good-bye.

Wait, rolf!

How about that egg?

You must trade for
the egg, greasy ed boy.

Trade? For what?

Sawdust.

You want this egg, yes, ed boy?

We'll have a chicken in no time.

I love chickens, eddy!

Please, I enjoy witty banter,

But my arms are
falling asleep here.

The sawdust collector is ready.

Let's go, boys.

[Grunting]

I'd hate to do
this for a living.

Stop! Stop sawing that log!

How are we supposed
to get sawdust?

Maybe plank would
like to contribute.

Oh, no! Plank says kevin
has lots of sawdust.

Kevin's got sawdust?

Remind me to thank you. Later!

Ed: I'm getting a chicken.

Sawdust bites.

Doing chores bites.

Edd: excuse me, kevin,

But we would like
to offer our services

And help you dispose of that.

Give us your sawdust, kevin.

I mean, sawdust is so heavy,

And it's always lying
around doing nothing.

Useless dust from a saw, eh?

And our respect for wood
by-products will ensure

It will be distributed
to a loving home.

Fine. You can have the sawdust.

Yeah! Now we can get my egg!

And I can hug a chicken.

I'll trade you for
painting my shed.

Trade, schmade! Paint
your own lousy shed.

No sweat. I'll just take
this sawdust and...

No! Wait! Um... So
where's the paint?

What paint?

How do we paint the
shed with no paint?

You figure it out, dork!

[Sighs]

Hmm. Hmm.

Darn waxy buildup.

Perfect!

Hmm. Very pretty... Huh?

How's it going, rembrandt?

My fresco is ruined!

Jimmy, wait!

Just give us some paint.

Jimmy, come on!

[Grunting]

Aah!

How much must an artist suffer?

Oh, the torment!

Come out here, will you?

We just need some lousy paint.

Aah!

Where are you,
you little... [Crunch]

Yow! He bit me! He bit me!

Jimmy bit me! Jimmy bit me!

A starving artist, I suppose.

Ha ha! I couldn't resist.

Pardon me, jimmy.

Perhaps we could
interest you in a trade?

A trade?

Clams!

Oh. Clams?

Clams?

Where the heck do you get...

No clams, no paint.

Eddy: clam! What's with clam?

[Doorbell rings]

Could you spare some clams?

Edd: pardon me. You wouldn't
happen to have any clams, would you?

Say, you haven't seen any
clams around here, have you?

Could we borrow a cup of clams?

[Doorbell rings]

Ed: can eddy come out to play?

I'm right beside you, ed.

Hi, eddy!

Huh? Huh?

[Groaning]

Boy, plank, you're hard to b*at

When it comes to
gathering clams.

Clams?

Is that jonny?

The clam master has arrived!

My! How convenient.

Just what we're looking for.

Toss a few of those
clams our way, jonny boy.

Trade you, eddy.

Oh, sure! Why not?

We'd like an anchor.

An anchor?

What are you...
Nuts? I'm going home.

Aah!

But I love chickens, eddy!

[Seal barking]

[Laughter]

[Doorbell rings]

Huh? Visitors!

Out of the way!

How's a knuckle sandwich sound?

Back off!

Uh! Ha!

[Crash]

Greetings, ladies.

Um, we're doing a
survey, and... Eddy!

Oh! Uh...

Ahem! I mean, I'm
doing a survey and...

Our mom's not home.

Yeah. Take a hike!

[Laughter]

I was wondering, how
many anchors do you own?

That's stupid!

You look familiar, mister.

Ed: ha ha!

Eddy: ahem! Stop it, will you?

You been on an infomercial?

Um, no... Yes.

I'm very well known...
Quite famous, actually.

Want my autograph?

I'm the legs.

Ah! Oh, my! Exposed!

It's our boyfriends!

Eddy's such a weasel.

Group hug!

Let's kiss them!

Ed: oh, no! Not me!

Aah!

Eddy: run, ed! Run!

Listen to the clams
gurgle in the bucket, plank.

Got your anchor, jonny.

Allow me.

Whoa! Whoa!

Wise trade, jonny...
Clams for an anchor.

I'm such a sucker.

Quick! Let's get
over to kevin's.

[Rattling]

All right! All right!

We couldn't get an anchor.

Can we trade for something else?

Plank wants to trade.

Ha ha ha!

Whoa!

Hey!

Give me your racket, sarah.

Sarah: my serve!

Aah!

Don't ever touch my racket!

Sarah, we need it to
trade for a chicken, please.

I'll trade you for
a giant teddy bear.

When will it end?

Back to jimmy's. Ha ha ha!

What do you want?

Giant teddy bear?

Plums!

Grrr! What's with the food?

Plums are good for you, eddy.

Rolf: so, back again wanting
rolf's plums, confused ed boys?

Do you not want my egg?

Yes, we want the egg!

But we need these plums first.

No plums, as I am still
waiting for my sawdust.

Do not fool rolf.

[Bawk]

[Kiss kiss]

Oh, I know!

Let's trade.

How about a nice
comb for those plums?

I have many, thank you.

I should have known it.

Let's see... Condensed
manners book?

Ok, ok.

Uh... Uh... Abacus, eddy.

I got a yo-yo!

That is called walking the dog.

It's over, double d.

No eggs, no chicken, no omelet.

Rolf: ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

It is so simple, I am
enjoying myself.

Yo-yo for plums, rolf?

Yes, ed boy.

I have never seen such a thing.

My family will sit around
the stove telling stories

Of produce, bread, and
rolf's yo-yo for generations.

Well!

Good-bye.

[Chuckling]

Ha ha ha!

Be right back.

[Chuckling]

Ed, wait!

Jonny's this way.

Ed: fore!

Follow me.

[Yodeling]

Hey! Ed!

Ha ha ha!

Here's the sawdust. Cough
up the egg, rolfie boy.

Yes. The trade is complete.

Behold!

Splendid.

Eddy: it's mine!

What I went through
for you, baby!

I'll begin drawing
plans for an incubator.

It has my eyes.

And your thick outer shell.

I want to hold it, eddy.

Oh, let's play!

Ed, no! Wait!

You must be so cramped in there.

Fly, chicken! Fly!

Oh!

Uh, the chicken's gone bad.

Like my luck.

[Doorbell rings]

Ha ha ha!

All right, already!

Hey, double d.

Good morning, eddy.

Um, eddy, could you
please... Hi, double d!

Oh, good morning, ed.

Ha ha ha!

Wait!

Eddy, please remove your
shoes. I've just waxed the floor.

Always with the shoes.
All right, all right.

Thanks, eddy.

Uh, look! No hands.

Ha ha!

Phew! I think the
circus is in town.

Whoa!

Uh.

Whoa!

Huh?

Whoa! Oh! Oh!

Both: freestyle floor skate!

First one to the
kitchen makes lunch.

See you, sock head.

Ed: beep beep!

Whoa!

I win!

Oh, no! My nose!

My nose is flat!

And someone wrote on it.

Oh. Thank you, ed.

My parents leave me...

Let me see that nose.

"Dear edward, please make
your bed, wash your hat,

"And wear clean underwear.

"Love, mom.

"P.s. Father would
like to talk to you.

See note -a, section e."

Ha! Holy cow!

Would you look at
all those sticky notes?!

Ha ha ha!

"Edward, do the laundry,

Wash the windows,
lift the seat..."

Excuse me.

Those are personal.

Hmm.

Oh, dear!

Father wants me to mow the lawn.

I detest mowing the lawn.

Aw, cutting the grass is simple.

Even ed here can do it.

'Cause I'm simple.

Eddy: unleash the
power, double d!

Bring out that gas-guzzling,

Pull-starting power
mower with the side grab bag.

Edd: ok, eddy. Here it is.

Eddy: what the... That's
an old push mower.

It's easier to pull
teeth than cut the...

♪ Oh, ed yes, eddy?

Check it out.

Doesn't that lawn
mower look like

The thermo-destructo
wibble-whacker space leach ?

Ah!

Yeah!

att*ck the wibbles.

The wibbles!

att*ck the wibbles!

And you don't even have
to clean up after him.

Wibbles away!

Out of the way, citizen.

What'd you call me?

Uh!

Oh, dear! Ed!

Stop! Desist!

Refrain! Abstain!

Wibbles have been
terminated, eddy.

My backyard!

Uh! There is no backyard.

Oh, this is not good,

Oh, dear! This is worth
another sticky notes.

So ed cut the grass a
little close to the ground.

Big deal.

It's a simple fix, double
d. We'll just grow it back.

That'll take weeks.

Not with what I got.

Come on, frankenstein.

Edd: here it comes!

Oh!

Careful.

Ah! The fence is repaired.
Let's mend that umbrella.

[Crash]

[Horse neighing]

Whoa! Ho ho!

What is that?

This, double d, is montezuma's
free-range manure.

My dad uses it all
the time on his grass.

And it's a big bag.

But we're constrained by
the intimacy of our situation.

And you kiss your
mother with that mouth?

Ok. Keep your eyes peeled.

Lift your foot, big guy.

Nice shoe!

Wow! That's fast!

Fast?

Cash!

Bingo!

Let's put this stuff
on everybody's lawn,

Then mow it for money!

I hate mowing the lawn!

But you love jawbreakers.

Yes, I do. Oh!

Stand clear!

Edd: smelly, smelly, smelly.

Ready, ed?

Roger wilco, eddy!

You're gone. Later, buckaroo.

Faster, ed.

Ha ha ha!

And I find polyester and
rayon always gives me a rash.

I think nazz has
such a neat haircut.

Ooh! I'd love to style
your hair, sarah,

If you let me.

Eew! Ow!

Errgghh!

The sky is falling!

All done, eddy.

You're an animal, ed.

It's not working!

It's everywhere.
This is unsanitary!

Aah! Aah!

Oh!

We mow all this grass?

We're in the money!

Let's cut grass!

[Meow]

Sounds like the
cats are fighting.

Nah, that's jimmy.

Aaah!

And that's sarah.

Help!

Ed: sarah's lost
in the tall grass!

Trouble! Big!

Fine. We mow her
out and charge her.

Eddy, you look that-a-way.

We're coming, sarah!

Ed! Ed!

Don't tell mom, sarah!

Here I come!

Everything is ok. I see you now.

Oh!

[Hens cackling]

That wasn't you, sarah.

Ed?

Sarah!

Ow! Ugh!

Hello, eddy.

Where's double d?

Present.

I think ed's lost.

Sarah: help!

I've set up a guideline
to the street, eddy.

Let's hunt them down!

Get us out!

Sarah!

Eddy, help me find sarah.

We need to mow the lawns, ed.

I could eat the grass.

Rolf's goat eats grass.

Huh? Rolf's got a goat, sarah!

[Goat bleating]

Eddy: check it out.

Edd: eureka!

Hiya, rolf!

Greetings, rolf.

Hello, ed boys.

Would you like to
join me for lunch?

Yeah, right.

Rolf, let us borrow
your goat for a while,

And we'll cut your
grass for free.

Free?

Sure, but you must follow
the customary procedure

For the passing of the goat.

Read and sign. Thank you.

Take care of that,
will you, double d?

The passing of the goat continues
to be a stable export of my country.

Huh?

Rolf: here, here,
here, and there.

Ok, goat!

Time to work.

[Bleating]

Quit stalling, goat!

[Groaning]

Uh, complete.

[Muttering]

Very good.

Victor, you're out of here!

Aah!

Strong.

Whoa!

Follow victor!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whaa ha ha!

Goat, stop!

Whoa, victor!

[Bleating]

Wow, goats are fast.

Sarah!

Oh, no!

Mama!

Sarah!

Hello?

[Tea kettle whistling]

Are you there, sarah?

Sarah!

Cool!

[Goat bleats] victor?

The goat ate sarah!

The goat ate my sister!

Ed looking for the goat?

Edd: I think he found it.

Sarah! Sarah!

Sarah: you're in trouble, ed!

Are you ok?

Where are you, ed?

I'm right beside you. Stay calm.

And don't touch anything.

What are you talking about?

It's ok, sarah. Big
brother will get you out!

I'm over here, stupid.

I can't see!

Ed, the window!

Sarah?

How did you get out of the goat?

Give me my dolly,
you big lummox!

Sarah's fine.

Good. Let's get our dough.

We need to get
victor back to rolf.

I'm responsible. I
signed the contract.

Later, double d.

You don't understand.

I'll owe rolf bags of
beans, pigs, and a turnip.

If I don't return victor.

[Bleating]

Pick it up, guys.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Yeah. Here we go.

Ha ha ha!

Ok!

No, no, no, no.

Hang on.

Help!

Slow down, will you?

Both: we're trying, eddy.

Ed! Double d!

Runaway goat!

I'll save you, eddy!

Ed: oh! Uh! This is fun!

Eddy: whoa!

Edd: not good. Not good!

Oh!

[Gasping]

Goat's back.

Ha ha ha!

Victor likes me.

Goats like leafy vegetables.

Let go, victor.

Rolf!