03x10 - Your Face or Mine

[bunniefuu]

Come on, Allison,
no standardized test
can tell me

whether I'm fit
to do my job.

Biannual recertification exams
are required by the D.O.D.
To keep your job, Carter.

Make sure
you're not slowing down
in your old age.

Well, I'm in the best
shape of my life.
I'm like a Viking.

These aren't
your standard
fitness tests, Carter.

Well, how hard
can they be?

Well, the exams are unique
to each individual.

For the next 48 hours,
they will try to
push you to your limit,

physically,
psychologically
and emotionally.

But don't worry.

We haven't had a death
or psychotic break
in, like, forever.

That's reassuring.

Well, let's hope it doesn't
come to that. I'll check
on what's left of you later.

Seriously?

Hey! Holy cow, Jo,
you okay?

Are you kidding?
That was awesome.

Is this
the next victim?

Oh, Sheriff Carter,
this is Dr. Bella Pagani.
She'll be running your exam.

Hi. It's a pleasure.

Trust me,
it won't be
for long.

Hi, Fargo.

Hey, Julia.

So, how did
my deputy do?

(SIGHS)

She's perfect.

No surprise there.

Stop it.
I'm blushing.

No one expects you
to match Deputy Lupo's
performance, Sheriff.

Well, that's a relief.

Take these, and try
to get some rest.

The test can sometimes
have side effects.

This is your
panic button.

Wow.

Couldn't make it
any bigger?

(LAUGHS)

Use it anytime
to stop the test.

Of course,
that would mean
admitting defeat,

and unemployment.

Let's get you
changed.

Sure. Sure, sure.

Oh, about watching Zoe,
just make sure
she does her homework,

and spend some
quality time with SARAH.
She tends to get lonely.

And try not to let
the town burn down
while I'm gone.

Carter, I'm perfect,
remember? I can handle
my job and yours.

Mmm-hmm.

Have fun!

(EXHALES)

All right.

Oh, Allison,
you wanted to see me?

Yes, we are going
to beta-test
a new security system

I wanted you to be aware of,
biometric DNA monitoring.

Well, that sounds
ominous.

No, it's a way to keep
track of employees.

G.D. Already has
security badges,
retinal scans.

It's a much more
secure system.
It's the next logical step.

To what, 1984?

To keeping people safe.

This monitoring system
also has real-world
applications.

Natural disasters,
industrial accidents,
kidnapping.

Invasion of privacy.

Dr. Jacob Stefano
has been developing this
for three years.

The D.O.D. Wants results,
or they're gonna cut funding.

Ah, well, if you've
already decided,
why ask me?

Because it's not
limited to Global.
It covers the entire town.

As mayor, you get a vote,
along with me
as head of Global

and local law enforcement.

Meaning Jack?

Normally, yes, but since
he's tied up in testing,
Jo gets the vote.

Convenient timing.

Not everything
is convenient.

Mmm.

Careful, my girlfriend
might see you.

Oh.

Hey, Jo. Awkward.

I will show you
awkward!

You okay, Fargo?

Yeah, just thinking...

About making out
with Jo?

What? No!
I'm way over that,
completely.

Well, there's someone
out there for everyone.
You'll find yours.

(SIGHS) Keep
telling me that.

So? How'd you do?

Apparently, I'm perfect.

(CHUCKLES)

Oh. You were serious.

Remember that kiss,
it was your last.

Come on.
I think you're great,
but no one's perfect.

She's darn close.

Why, thank you,
Fargo.

Please. He's just trying
to get on your good side.

Well, maybe,
you should try to get
on my good side.

(SIGHS)

Look, I'm just saying,
we all have our flaws,

like being hypersensitive
and overreactive.

And all I'm saying
is that when you really
care about somebody,

you don't focus
on their flaws.

So maybe that gives me
something to think about.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Lupo.

Oh, hey, Allison.

Yeah, I'll be
right there.

You, I'm done with.
But it was nice
to see you, Douglas.

"Douglas"?

ALLISON: So, Dr. Stefano,
your pilot program
is ready to go?

Absolutely.

Once I've uploaded
everyone's DNA profile
into the system,

it'll monitor
their vital signs
and location

in case an emergency
security situation arises.

Well, that could definitely
come in handy,
especially in this town.

Sure, if you're willing
to compromise civil liberties
in the name of security.

And a lot of
people are.

Then, let them
volunteer their DNA.
Don't make it mandatory.

I vote no.

Jo,
you're acting sheriff.
Your vote decides.

I have to put
town security first.

I vote yes.

Then you can be the first
of our tribunal to go.

Just stand in the chamber.
Just stand
right in the center.

It'll scan your DNA
in less than a minute.

You won't feel
a thing.

(DEVICE WARBLING)

(SCREAMING)
Shut it down!

ALLISON: Jo! Jo!

I think she's
coming around. Jo?

(GROANS)

How do you feel?

(GROANING) Oh, like
a freaking light bulb.

Here, let me
help you.

Take it easy.

I'm good.

I've done
hundreds of scans.

I have no idea
what went wrong.

Could that have
something to do with it?

The genome spectrometer
is missing.

No wonder the settings
went off the charts.

Why would someone
take that?

I don't know.

But I've got
a replacement,

so we can get
the system
back online.

After what
just happened?

What happened
was sabotage.

I put three years
into this project.
I'm not giving up now.

Who would do this?

I'm pulling Carter
from his exams.

I'm acting sheriff.
I can handle it.

Jo, you just
had quite a jolt.
You need time to recover.

I'll be fine, as soon
as I regain sensation
in my extremities.

Allison, just get
the DNA monitor
back online.

We may be needing it.

Are you sure
you're up to this?

Hey, don't worry
about my performance.
Worry about Carter's.

Hello?

Like what you've done
with the place.

I hear white's the new

black.

So, is there gonna be
a test anytime soon?

COMPUTER VOICE:
Push the button.

(SCOFFING)

That's it?
That's the big test?

Well, no wonder
Lupo scored so...

High.

Very high.

Push the button.

Oh, crap.

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

Hey, Henry.

Jo! How you feeling?

Little fuzzy,
but crime waits for no one.

Hey, I need to figure out
who'd want to
steal that genomi...

(STAMMERING)
Genomi-thermometer

thingy.

(LAUGHING)

Just a few hours as sheriff,
and you're already
sounding like Carter.

Yeah,
a near-electrocution
can do that to you.

I checked for prints.
I got nothing.

Any idea
what they'd want
to use it for?

Well, there's
lots of potential
research applications.

But I'm wondering
if it has anything to do

with a missing
intramuscular
electrode array.

Okay. Any
particular reason?

Because mine
appears to be gone.

So, that makes
two thefts.

Could you try
and figure out a link
between the two devices?

I can try.

Great, and I'll work on
a list of people that have
access to Stefano's lab.

(CELL PHONE BEEPING)

Right after I help Zoe
with her homework.

A parent's work
is never done.

So, if you differentiate
the cross-product of R and P
with respect to time,

that should equal
zero, right?

Can't SARAH help you?

SARAH: I'm sorry.
I'm not programmed to cheat.

Whatever.
It's good enough.

Oh!

What do you say
we go to Vincent's
for karaoke night?

I'd say I have
a very important
case to solve,

it's a school night,
and your dad would
k*ll me.

My dad's not here.

But I am, so
for the next 48 hours,
consider me him.

Come on, Jo. Aunt Lexi
would totally take me,

if she wasn't off at her
chakra retreat thing.

Look, I'm exhausted.
I have a pounding headache,

and all I want to do
is take a nap.

Wow, and I thought
my dad was no fun.

Hey, I'm tons of fun.

Whatever.
Just go solve
your big case.

I'll be in my room
solving this.

(SIGHS)

COMPUTER VOICE:
Push the button.

You can't do this!
I mean, nobody can do this!
It isn't possible!

(STUTTERING) It's...

That's the answer.
Isn't it? Right?

You can't make
the floor disappear.

It's a hologram. Nice.

Ah!

Lupo put you up to this,
didn't she?

(EXCLAIMS)

Push the button.

VINCENT: Come on.
It's my first karaoke night.

I need everything
to be perfect.

Hey, Jo.
Hi.

Fargo, hi.

Hey, Jo.
What are you up to?

Oh, you know,
protecting and serving,
the usual.

(VOCALIZING)

So, what are you
working on?

A new Al program.
The First Law of Robotics
is giving me trouble.

"A robot may not injure
a human being

"or, through inaction,
allow a human being
to come into harm."

You know
Asimov's Three Laws?

Are you kidding?
Isaac Asimov
is my personal God.

I had no idea!

Give me some sci-fi
and Halo 3
and I am a happy girl.

Wow!

(FEEDBACK SCREECHING)
So, what's going on
in here?

Oh, Virtual Karaoke Night.
You should stick around.

Maybe I will.

Jo.

Where have you been?
Henry said there's been
another theft.

Yes! I, uh... It must
have slipped my mind
for a second.

Jo, we've had
two very highly valuable
pieces of equipment stolen.

If you're not feeling
up to this...

No, I'm good.

You sure?
Because we need to find out
who's responsible.

Absolutely. It's already
been taken care of.

Okay, who is it?

(MAN VOCALIZING BADLY)

Him.

(SHOUTING TUNELESSLY)

What? Too pitchy?

I swear, I am innocent!

Hey, we're trying
to talk here!

You got to show them
who's boss.

Hey, are you sure
that Larry did this?

Well, he had motive,
knowledge, and opportunity,
it's a trifecta.

But what exactly
was his motive?

Well, isn't it
obvious?

To steal.

(SLIDE CLICKING LOUDLY)
Ooh!

Yeah, but why?

(CLICKS)

Criminal mind's an enigma.
Is this thing cool, or what?

Hey, Jo?
I'm a little concerned

that the shock to your system
is affecting your judgment.

Shock?

(GASPS)

At Dr. Stefano's?
Remember?

Yeah, I took a nap,
and I woke up feeling
like a brand new woman.

But now I feel
like celebrating
my first bust.

Hey, Jo, you've had
dozens of busts.

Well, I mean
as acting sheriff.

Don't worry about him.
He won't be any more trouble.

Jo's on the job.

He's not the one
I'm worried about.

Mmm!

(GRUNTING)

Okay! So, not a hologram.

So, not a hologram.
All right.

(PANTING)

COMPUTER VOICE:
You can use the panic button
at any time to end the test.

Give Jo the satisfaction?

I don't think so.

(EXHALES)

Thanks,
but I'm not really
much of a card player.

Whatever will help
achieve your goal.

(SIGHS)

(MUMBLES)

My God.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(SINGING)
Don't you forget about me

(ALL CHEERING)

Um...

Okay. Before you k*ll me,
I am really sorry.

(CHUCKLING) For what?
You were amazing.

What?

So... So you're not
gonna sh**t me or,
worse, tell my dad?

Not unless
you want me to tell him
that you were awesome.

Wow! Okay.

VINCENT: Hey, Jo,
your usual?

Heck, make it
a double.

(STAMMERING)

Whatever you say.

I'm off-duty.

Are you gonna
sing a song?

Me, up there, alone?

Well, you two
could do a duet.

We could pick songs
and costumes.
It's gonna be awesome. Come.

Uh, wait, I...

Oh, boy.

Enjoy!

(COUGHS) Okay,
that's not espresso.

No, that's ouzo.

It's my usual?

(PIANO PLAYING)
Jo, come on. Hurry up.

Hit me.

(SINGING) Another bride

Another June

Another sunny

honeymoon

Another season

Another reason

For making whoopee

She sits alone

'Most every night

(MEN WHOOPING)

He doesn't phone her

He doesn't write

He says he's busy

But she says, "Is he

"Making whoopee?"

(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

(MEN WHISTLING)

Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.

Jo!

Hey! Did you see me?

Everybody saw you.

Yeah.

What the hell
was that?

The most fun
I think I've ever had.

God, I can't believe this.
Do I know you?

Maybe you don't.

Okay. Um, but let's
get your clothes.
We're leaving.

No. I'm leaving.

Bye, Fargo.

ZOE: Hey, rock star,
rise and shine.

Oh, God,
does that say
8:00 a. M?

Yep. Just on my way
to school.

How you feeling?

I think my headache's
actually worse.

I'm not surprised after
last night's performance.

What performance?

Wow. You must have been
drunker than I thought.

Café Diem? Karaoke?

You went, even after
I told you not to?

Well, yeah,
because you said
it was cool.

SARAH: Actually,
she forbade it.

No one's
asking you, SARAH!

And I've been completely out
since before 8:00.

Yeah, out dancing
on pianos
and kissing Fargo,

after which
you passed out here.

What are you
talking about?

(DOORBELL RINGS)

SARAH: Dr. Fargo
is at the door.

That.

Fargo! What are you
doing here?

Hey. Um,

can I talk to Jo
for a sec? Alone?

Actually,
I'm starting to think
I want a witness.

SARAH: I'm happy to oblige.

No, thanks, SARAH,
we're good.

Uh, okay. Um...

(CLEARS THROAT)

I'll just come
right out and say it.

Jo, your kiss moved my soul,
and I don't care who knows.

Very, very funny,
but I don't have time
for this.

Um, no, this is not a joke.
You can ask anyone
at the café.

Okay, I've been through
my fair share of physical
traumas in the last 24 hours,

and kissing Fargo
wasn't one of them.

Ouch.

Sorry, but I got
to get back to work

before Allison decides
that I'm completely
incompetent.

And you,
I'll deal with later.

I'll take them
if you want.

Thank you.

(SIGHS)

I'll push the button.

(EXHALES)

Okay. Now what?

(WHIRRING)

Stage two. Push the button.

You got to be
kidding me!

You have
all the tools you need
to complete the test.

(HISSING)
Bunch of psychos.

Larry, what are you
doing in there?

(ANGRILY) You put me
in here!

Okay, has everyone
gone nuts?

That's what
I'd like to know.

Hi.

"Hi"?

That... That's all
you have to say?

Uh, what do you
expect me to say?

"Sorry for getting wasted
and making out with Fargo."

Ooh! You made out
with Fargo?

No. Okay...
Kind of...

You've been talking
to Zoe, haven't you?

I saw you last night.
Brilliant.

Okay, let's Punk the deputy
on her first case as sheriff.
Yes?

You know what?

I can't
talk to you right now.
Good luck, Larry.

Okay. I appreciate
the effort,

but Larry,

get the hell
out of my cell.

Gladly.
Go.

Wow.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Lupo.

It's Allison.
We have a problem.

I need you to come
to G.D. Right now.

I'm on my way.

Hypermethylation plasma
was taken from
the infirmary last night.

Which is?

A serum used
in tumor treatments.

So, I'll start
talking to people,
see if anybody saw anything.

We already know
who took it.

Great!
So, your DNA monitor
is working?

Yeah, I got the system
fully online last night.

Shows this DNA signature
in the infirmary
at the time of the theft.

It's a perfect match.

Well, this...
This can't be right.

The person
behind the thefts,

the person that
we've been looking for,

is you.

But nothing is
going on with me.
I didn't do anything.

Jo, you suffered
a serious injury.
You need to be tested.

HENRY: Given the shock
to your system,

memory loss
and aberrant behavior
are not surprising.

But I remember
everything,
and I'm not aberrant.

Okay, so what you did
last night at Café Diem
was normal?

I didn't do that.

I took a nap after helping
Zoe with her homework,
because I had a headache.

When I woke up,
it was morning.

You also
arrested Larry last night.
Henry and I were there.

Dr. Pagani did say
that there could be
some side effects

after the
recertification exam,

but why
would I want to steal
all that equipment?

Honey,
you kissed Fargo.

(CHUCKLING) You're acting
a tad impulsively.

Jo, we want to help.

Then figure out
what all that stolen
equipment has in common,

and I will figure out
what's going on.

Oh, no,
you need time to recover.

Carter will be done
with this test in 12 hours.
He can take over.

You know what? Why don't
we just let her work
until he's done?

And then you can do
all the testing
that you want.

Please, Allison,
I am not crazy.

Okay. Fine.
Twelve hours.

Thank you.

Come on.

(GROANING) Come on!

(BEEPING)
CARTER: Holy smokes.

Deputy Lupo!

Are you here to make sure
your perfect record's intact?

No, not so much.
I want to talk
to Carter.

I'm sorry,
you know the rules.

No outside contact,
until testing's complete.

Did you want
to try back...

(IN FRUSTRATION)
Oh, no!

...tomorrow?

CARTER: This sucks!

I've got to go back
to the beginning.

Back to the beginning.

Thanks.

Dr. Stefano, I know
you've been under
a lot of pressure

to beta-test your
DNA monitoring system.

Well, there's always
a deadline.

That's the nature
of government research.

Well, is it possible
that the security
was compromised

when the spectrometer
was taken?

Absolutely not.
I replaced
the stolen part,

and the system's
been working perfectly
ever since.

Well, then, how come
it showed me
in the infirmary

when I was sleeping
comfortably in a bed?

How come I heard
you were out
frenching Fargo?

That wasn't me.

The sheriff's Smart House,
SARAH, confirmed
that Jo was there all night.

She must be mistaken.

Then show me the DNA signature
of the person in the infirmary
at the time of the theft.

And the person in
the Smart House. Now.

(BANGS ON DESK)
You've been lying
this entire time.

Does this thing
even work?

Yes. It was
the one anomaly
I couldn't explain.

I didn't want to postpone
the beta-test again.

What anomaly?

There were two
DNA signatures for you.

When the system showed
two matching DNA strands,
I thought it was a glitch.

And Jo hasn't exactly
been herself recently.
Have you?

Jo! Hey! Jo!

Hey! Jo!

Hey. Fargo, hey,
thanks for last night.
It was, uh,

memorable.

Really? Because
this morning you denied
it ever happened.

Sorry. You know what?
I took a sleeping pill
last night,

and I was a bit
out of sorts,
but I'm better now.

Oh. Okay,
so can we talk?

How about tonight
at the target range?
About 6:00?

You mean, like a date?

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

I got to run.

Jo!

Uh-oh.
Fargo!

Okay,
you want to dance?
Let's dance.

Just so you know,
in high school,

I took a semester
of Shotokan.

(EXCLAIMS)

(SIGHS)

Fargo,
I don't want to fight.
I'm worried about Jo.

Oh.

One second,
she's acting normal,

and then the next,
she's kissing you.

Yeah, well,
maybe she's finally
come to her senses.

You just talked to her.
Didn't she seem
different to you?

Well, she kind of
just asked me out.

And that didn't
strike you as odd?

(STUTTERING) It just
really felt like we were
connecting. I...

Call me crazy,
but I don't think
she was faking it.

Yeah, well,
that's what worries me.

HENRY: You are right.
I've been considering
the possible applications

for the three devices
that have been taken.

Genome spectrometer,
intramuscular electrode array,
methylation plasma.

And?

All three have applications
to experiments dealing
with DNA manipulation.

So, we're looking
for someone who has
access to my DNA.

Yes, but
who would want
your DNA?

Someone who thinks
I'm perfect.

This shouldn't
be happening.

Oh, this is really bad.

(SIGHS)

Oh, it's about
to get worse.

Julia?

Please, don't be mad.

You stole my face!
Is this what you used?

I'm really sorry, Jo.

I just wanted to see
what it would feel like
to be you for just a day.

I mean,
you're beautiful,

and confident,
and everyone respects you.

Okay, I...

I wouldn't say
I'm beautiful, but...

Please.
Even the one guy I like
only has eyes for you.

Look, I'm flattered,
but the party's over.
Undo it.

I can't.

The DNA base strands
are destabilizing.
I can't reverse it.

Well, you're not
gonna stop trying
until you do,

even if it's
from my jail cell.

Please.

Jo, I know I messed up,
but I never meant
to cause any trouble.

I just wanted
to feel less

ordinary.

Look, I'm sorry,
but you're coming with me.

(DEVICE BLEEPING)

(GROANS)

(PANTING) What's happening?

Remote, time-released
sedatives.

I gave them to you
after the test.

I needed to make sure
that there weren't two of us
walking around.

Julia, don't do this.

I am so sorry, Jo.
I just...

If I have to choose
between your life
or mine,

I choose yours.

ALLISON: She's back.

Can you talk?

Julia, she's behind
the entire thing.
Did you catch her?

Actually, yeah,
I did.

What the hell
did you do to me?

You mean,
what did you do to me?

ALLISON: Jo told us
how you stole
the equipment,

and how you used
her DNA from the exams
to steal her identity.

No! I figured out
how she stole my identity,

and now she's
turned me into her.

That's what Jo said
you would say.

She tried to convince me
I was going crazy,

because of post-traumatic
stress syndrome.

You actually had me
doubting my own sanity.

You did that to me.

Allison, Henry,
you have to believe me.

I am Jo.

Sheriff Cobb hired me
five years ago.

I graduated
top of my class
at West Point.

I can k*ll a man
with my thumbs!

All of which is information
she could access
from my personnel file.

Julia...
Don't call me that!

When I get out of here,
I'm gonna kick your ass...

We're gonna keep you
under observation

until we do
a full psych workup.

The ethics committee
will take your mental state
under consideration,

while they decide
on your redaction
from Eureka.

No, you can't redact me!
That is exactly
what she wants!

I am really sorry.

(GRUNTS)

You can't
do this to...

(SIGHS)

CARTER: I can't do this!

(SIGHS)

That's the answer.
Isn't it?

It can't be done.

All the tools I need...

(WHOOPING)

(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
Yeah!

What else you got, huh?

(WATER RUSHING)

Whoa! Cold water!

Is that crazy or what?

Crazy! That's
definitely the word.

What's wrong?
You want a turn?

It's just...

You've kind of been
giving me mixed signals.

Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

I've been going through
some pretty major
changes lately.

You know,
what I want out of life,
who I want to be,

who I want to be with.

So, what do you want?

Let me give you
a reminder.

I don't think so.

I thought you liked me.

I do.

It's just...
I'm not convinced
I know who you are.

But I'd like to.

I'm not sure that
you're gonna want to
for long.

(GASPING)

(KNOCKING)

Zane, thank God
you're here.

Julia, right?
Allison told me
what you did to Jo.

No.

She's Julia Golden,

and I'm Jo.

Ah. Psych ward.
I'm Henry.

I can prove it.
Ask me something personal
that only Jo could know.

(SIGHING)

(CLEARS THROAT)

Pet peeves?

Small g*ns, big egos,

and overly critical
boyfriends.

Boxers or briefs?

Me or you?

Funny. Me.
Boxers.

Except on laundry day,

which, by my account,
would be tomorrow.

First date?

Sunday brunch
at Café Diem.

I was nervous.

You brought a rose.

I wore a sundress.

You said something smart
which made me feel dumb.

But you made up for it
on our second date.

So, does that mean
I sounded dumb
or made you feel smart?

A little bit of both.

And how'd the date end?

Let me give you
a reminder.

That's my Josefina.

Then get me out of here,
before I Tase you
for kissing another woman.

Yep, definitely Jo.

Zane, what's
happening to me?

I've never seen
anything like this.
Her DNA markers

don't match
her original profile.
They don't match any profile.

I'm so sorry, Jo.
I still can't believe
that's you in there.

Yeah, trust me,
it's her.

Just fix me
and all's forgiven.

HENRY: We're
working on it.

Transfiguration process
must have caused her DNA
to decompose.

It's like her cells
are misfiring.

So, if we can't restart
them again, then...

Being stuck in Julia's body
is the least of her problems.

If her cells
stop functioning,

we could lose her
for good.

These will stabilize
the spasms,
but not for long.

How can my cells
be misfiring?

Bodies regulate
tiny electrical impulses
that allow cells to function.

Yours aren't getting
enough juice.

Your DNA strands are
essentially unraveling.

The genetic lines
between Jo and Julia
are becoming blurred.

I've been blurry
ever since I was shocked
by your stupid scanner.

Again, really sorry
about that.

What if we do it again?

(SCOFFS) One
near-electrocution
wasn't enough?

Well, my cells
are misfiring.

What if we give them
a genetic jump start?

The scanner does have
your original DNA profile.

Yeah, programming them
into Julia's device
might restart the markers.

It's like a cellular reboot.

We need Julia
to show us how.

Well, we're trying
to pinpoint
her location now.

JO: If this is happening
to me, it must be happening
to her, too.

Can we use the DNA monitor
to track her down
the way she tracked me?

Not if her DNA
is degenerating.

It won't match
the profile in the system.

Then try searching
for Fargo's.

So, you're Julia?

How long
have you known?

I guess I always knew
something was off.

I'm really sorry
I lied. I just...

I wanted you
to notice me.

What are you talking about?
You had me at Halo.

Because
I looked like Jo.

Look, I've tried before,
and you've never responded.

Yeah, because I'm clueless
and completely
socially awkward.

Yeah, but I'm sure
looking like this
didn't hurt.

Maybe not, but it's you
I connected with,

and I'd really like
to connect more.

I have really made
an awful mess of things.

Please!

I have made my fair share
of messes. Believe me.

(GASPING)

I'm not sure this one
can be fixed.

Well, with your help,
we think it can.

And you rerouted
the plasma impulse
through the electrode array?

Exactly
how you said.

But, you're both critical,
and we can only treat
one of you at a time.

Okay. Jo goes first.

You're in
the worse shape, Julia.
You may not survive the wait.

(FIRMLY)
Jo first.

Okay, that's it.
I've programmed
her original DNA profile

into Julia's
transfiguration device.

All right. She's stabilized
for the moment.
We need to do this now!

All right, let's go.

Blood pressure is dropping.
Her system's too unstable.

If we stop the scan now,
we may not get
another chance.

Well, she's
getting worse!

Come on, Jo.
Don't give up
on me now.

(GROANING)

She's still
not responding.

We have to stop this.
No. Just hang on!

(ALARM BLARING)

Is she...

Blood pressure's rising.

Her DNA profile
is starting to stabilize.

Yes!

(WEAKLY) Hey.

You had me
worried there.

How do I look?

Perfect.

You've just done
a very brave thing.

No. Brave would have been
staying inside my own skin
to begin with.

FARGO: It's time
to get you back.

Thanks.

It's okay.

ALLISON: So, Julia,
I have spoken
with the ethics committee.

They're gonna
schedule a hearing.

Of course.

I'm so sorry
about all of the trouble
that I've caused

with Deputy Lupo
and Larry.

I feel awful.

In any case, given the fact
that you helped
save Deputy Lupo,

and the incredible
advances you made in
DNA transfiguration,

you can stay in Eureka...

Ah!

...on probation,

pending formal review.

That's great.

Thank you so much,
Dr. Blake.

There are a few things
that I would really like
to stick around for.

Fargo.

(MOUTHING)

Well, all's well
that ends well.

Speaking of which,

I have sent
the DNA monitor back
into redevelopment.

You were right.
It wasn't ready.

It wasn't about
being right.

I know, and I still believe
that it has the potential
to protect a lot of people.

In a perfect world.

Well, in a perfect world,
we wouldn't need it.
Mmm.

Whoo! Whoo!

How'd you do?

(SHOUTING) What?
(SHOUTING) How'd you do?

Uh... Yeah.
I think your record's safe.

But, he passed
with high marks.

Never doubted he would.

So, same time
next year, Sheriff.

What? Uh, Allison said
it was gonna be
every two years.

Oh, no.
You didn't score
that high, so...

What? What?

It's just...

It's good
to have you back.

Oh!

I should go away
more often.

I'd prefer you didn't.
Being you
is no walk in the park.

Meaning?

Nothing I couldn't
handle alone.

It's just more fun
having you around.

Yeah, tell me about it.
Those 48 hours alone
were way too long.

Could have been worse.
There could have been
two of you.

Sorry, what?
Nothing.

Uh, Vinspresso?
Yeah!

Yeah, make mine
a double.

Okay.

Did you have
to tread water?

What?