03x03 - It Came from Outer Ed/ 3 Squares and an Ed"

[bunniefuu]

[Whistling]

Man: yeah.

"The curse of evil tim"!

I can't wait either, plank.

Eddy: places, people!

The show's about to start!

This better not bite, dork.

Everybody's waiting, double d!

Eddy, I'm having
second thoughts.

Ed is sure to catch
on to this charade.

Stick to the script.

Aah!

Help! Ed, save us! Help, ed!

Evil tim has got eddy.

Up here, blockhead.

Eddy!

I got a new comic.

So what? We're being att*cked.

Stop panicking, folks.

Everything's going to be ok

Because ed is here
to save our lives.

Yup, it's me, all right.

It's been terrorizing
the cul-de-sac

All morning.

Oh, look! There it is!

[Growling]

It is the curse of evil tim!

What a rube.

[All laughing]

Greenhorn ed-boy
has fallen harder

Than hanno's arches, yes?

No?

Shh.

It has come to dissect
our internal organs

And feed them to
the minions of hades.

Jeepers, sarah. That's scaring

The mr. Bojangles out of me.

Don't worry, jimmy.

You're in good hands.

[Whimpers]

Runaway train!

Look at that, ed!

Evil tim is sucking jimmy in!

[Screaming]

Crush the monster!

Look at the size of that
northern dutch elm!

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

I can't seem to
coordinate my... Uh!

The curse has
passed! You are safe.

[Jimmy whimpers]

Holy moley!

Rolf is amused.

So, where's jimmy, dude?

Jimmy!

Jimmy?

You got to love him.

Speak to me, jimmy!

Some things are
best left unsaid.

Ed: first aid for jimmy!

Good choice.

[Blowing]

[Inhaling deeply]

[Burps]

[Eddy and kevin laughing]

Are you with us, jimmy?

Stop it.

I've got prune lips, sarah.

Ed, you slobber-mouth baboon!

That was so awesome, huh, rolf?

Gee, thanks, kev.

Oops. What I meant to say was,

It was awesome
for a one year old.

[Laughs]

Dork.

Ow.

Is this what we've
been reduced to,

Humiliating each other?

Double d, not you, too!

No first aid! Stop!

Ooh.

I feel funny.

Funny? You're a
laugh and a half, ed.

[Laughs]

Boing! It's a light bulb.

Boing!

Ok, I'm stumped.

I believe ed has an idea.

Boing!

For a scam.

[Laughs]

Stick to counting
your teeth, ed.

I come up with the
scams around here.

But, eddy, boing!

What do you know about scams?

Forget it.

[Crying]

There, there, ed.

What's he blubbering about?

Boing, eddy!

First, you make him
the brunt of your joke,

Now you deny him
freedom of concept.

He may have thought of something

Truly unique.

It's a good one, eddy!

[Ed crying]

All right, already!

Let's do your stupid scam, ed.

I am the man!

My scam! My scam!
My scam! My scam...

I learned that trick from sarah.

[Laughing]

Ok, first we need,
um... A bunch of rocks!

[Laughing]

Rocks?

This is on your head!

I've marked a spot
with an "x," double d.

Let's move 'em out!

[Horn honks]

Ed, these rocks are
quite large in mass

And will require
significant force

In order to transport.

Right over on the "x," double d!

Ready or not, here I come!

Eddy: go away!

Why am I dressed this way, ed?

It's all a part of the big plan.

Yeah, right.

Now paint this like
an aztec temple.

My scam. My scam.
My scam... Help.

"Q"?

Uh, ed, where's the "x"?

Uh, a-b-c-d-l-m-n-o-g!

Don't you know your
alphabet, double d?

But I don't understand.

You said "x" marks the spot.

All I see is a... Boing!

Lunch break!

[Donkey braying]

Well, ed, this is very nice.

Thank you.

Back to work!

Right on the "x."

Come on, eddy.

We have to find rotten
spaghetti noodles.

How stupid can you... Hey!

Ed... Wait!

I can't find an "x"!

Let go of my ball, jonny.

[Mumbles]

If your tooth
pokes a hole in it,

I'll let all the air
out of your head.

Hey, guys. Hello.

Look, sarah got me a new teddy.

Introducing... Mr. Yum-yum.

Isn't it adorable?

Better keep it away
from jonny, or he'll eat it.

He wouldn't dare.

Mr. Yum-yum hates saliva.

I love you, mr. Yum-yum.

I think I'm going to hurl.

Jimmy's foolish affection

For a stuffed
hand-cloth touches rolf,

As i, too, have a
childhood companion.

Meet my clam... Bobo.

To this day rolf seeks
comfort from bobo

When he is frightened.
Hello, bobo.

Is that a giant clam?

Our suckers await
unsuspectingly.

Suckers?

I thought we'd never
get to this part.

So, how do we fleece them, ed?

We need double d for this part!

There wasn't an
"x" to be found, ed.

Ok, now, double d,

It is very important that you
give eddy these pancakes. Yum.

Very well, ed. Here, eddy.

Pancakes give me gas.

Now what?

"X" marks the spot, double d.

Off you go.

There is no "x," ed.

Wait for my signal, eddy.

Hee hee!

Ed! Is that mom's teapot?

[Crash]

Maybe.

Ed, you're scaring me.

Hey! Mr. Yum-yum!

Sarah: get back here!

Now, eddy, now!

Now what?

Are you going to
finish those, eddy?

Where's mr. Yum-yum?

Mr. Yum-yum? Who, ed?

[Growling]

Pancake?

Help me!

[Punches being thrown]

Nice job, double d. It
looks just like a "q."

Excuse me.

Ed, I think somewhere
along the line

You lost your train of thought.

Your plan is irrational,
muddled, and inconsequential.

Is that a doggie treat?

What's the rock for, double d?

My foot!

My head!

You're late, eddy.

Why did you take the rabbit?

Give back jimmy's mr. Yum-yum!

Mr. Yum-yum?

You know I'm going
to get you for this.

Sarah: hey!

Give jimmy back his bunny.

I'm but a mere shell of a man

Without mr. Yum-yum.

Let's tickle them till
they wet their pants.

Well, let's not jump
to anything rash.

It's a simple breakdown
in communication.

Ed: fools!

Evil tim has beckoned you all,

For you all will
pay with your brains.

Brains? What are we
going to do with brains?

Mr. Yum-yum!

[Ed babbling]

What the heck's he doing?

Embarrassing me to no end.

Ed-boy has bitten the belly
of a stuffed hand-cloth.

Quickly, we must
seek encouragement

In the bosom of bobo!

If you think I'm
getting in that thing...

It will doom us all!

Girl: I'm allergic...

Listen to it gurgle, plank.

[Kids yelling]

Was that a giant clam?

[Sarcastically] nice scam.

They took off.

So, where's the cash?

Cash?

[Yells]

It's your fault!

Why do you encourage him?

Ah, shucks. Sorry, guys.

My curse didn't work.

But I did everything it
said in the comic book.

Ed, curses are nothing more

Than myth and superstition,

Based only on one's
own personal fears.

[Cawing]

Strange. The crow's
migration pattern

Is nowhere near this location.

It's as though they were
summoned to gather here.

But why?

Man, I hate birds.

[All cawing]

Evil tim has beckoned them!

[Eddy and double d screaming]

Try to contain yourself, eddy.

The adrenaline of irreverence

Can be quite overwhelming.

We're so bad.

What are you giving me
here, laundry chutes?

Very good, eddy.

But look closely.

One's mother chute,
one's father chute,

And, last but not
least, my chute.

Eddy, my chute has
been secretly treated

With a silicone lubricant,

Making it the fastest slide
to any basement anywhere!

No fooling?

Now, for safety reasons, I
insist you use this pillow, eddy.

Better safe than sorry.

Yee-haw!

Woo-hoo!

Eddy, you get back up
here and get your pillow.

[Thud]

Bottom floor...

Dryer lint, paint cans,
lonely socks, and mildew.

Aah!...ahh.

And arachnids.

You got peanuts in
your basement, double d?

Spiders, eddy.

Basements make an
excellent home for spiders,

And mildred is ready for
her weekly examination,

Aren't you, mildred?

Did you just wink
at me? Yes, you did.

[Opera music playing]

Don't touch that, eddy!

[Music stops]

Well, I see you've stumbled
upon my collection

Of misfit failed
inventions, nosy parker.

I've archived these
disasters to remind me

Of our misguided attempts
and learned from past mistakes.

Hey, is that a volcano?

Eddy, not that old thing.

How's it work? Does
something sh**t out of here?

Where do you plug it in?

Double d!

A comedian, huh?

[Angry gibberish]

Oh, dear!

[Panting]

Wait till I get my hands on you!

Ed, help!

Gotcha!

Sarah: freeze, mister!

Put your hands
where I can see them!

Get that stupid thing
out of my face, sarah!

Take a hike, eddy! No
one sees my brother

Because he's been grounded.

Ha ha ha.

This I got to see.

Coming, double d?

Halt! No visitors!

Don't make me have to use this.

Kidding. It's just a
hunk of wood, double d.

It's all fun and games

Till someone gets
a sliver, jimmy.

Sarah: guard!

Attention!

Ready and march!

Hup, hup, hup, hup...

Jimmy: onesie, twosie,
onesie, twosie...

Oh, well.

You'll have to learn
your lesson, ed.

Let's go, double d,
before I start to cry.

We'll miss you, buddy.

Sarah: hup, hup, hup...

[Gasps]

I think I'm getting heatstroke

From this hat, sarah.

What's going on, jimmy?

There's something in the bushes.

Really?

I guess you better
check it out, private!

Move it!

[Moaning]

Howdy, howdy, howdy!

If you catch me, I'll
give you me pot of gold!

[Laughing]

A leprechaun.

Catch me, I'll give
you me pot of gold...

I got you, you little scamp.

Jimmy, wait!

You get back here!

Jimmy? Hey, wait for me!

What did I tell you?

Jonny will do anything

For a handful of granola.

I'm not sure about this, eddy.

Ed's parents will
surely tell our parents.

Haven't you heard of
"consequential punishment"?

It's the parental ring.

Fine. If that's how you feel,

I'll let ed know.

You were too busy to
help him in his time of need.

Don't worry about it.

The old guilt route, huh, eddy?

Works every time.

[Ed sniffling]

It is not fair.

And there you have it...

The yielding abilities of
cement are further explained.

Eddy! Double d!

Eddy: ed!

Hello!

Ed!

Hello!

Ed! Hello!

We're busting you out, ed.

But I'm grounded, eddy.
I have been a bad boy.

Eddy: so, be a good boy.

Follow us.

Suck in your stomach, ed.

I can't do it!

Sarah will find out,
and she'll tell mom,

And I'll be grounded!

Ed, you've already
been grounded.

Hmm... I know how
to get ed out of here

So that even he won't
know he's missing.

It's the end of the
rainbow, leprechaun.

Hand over that pot of gold.

Nope. Up to the fake rainbow.

That's all you get
for one handful, pal.

My fantasy... Crushed by an imp.

Back to your post!

Hurry it up, double d.

All right, eddy.

Mm, there we go.

A rather apropos substitute

For ed's head, don't you think?

Yet, it feels
unfinished... Wanting.

Hey, fountainhead,
we haven't got all day!

Why is ed sitting in a box?

Shut up, ed!

[Thud]

And go down the drain!

That's it!

Hmm... Eddy: will you hurry up?

How's it feel to be
back on the outside, ed?

"Outside ed"?

But I am grounded, eddy!

So what?

Has that window been
open this whole time?

Sarah: hey, who's there?

Freeze, mister!

You keep it down in there, ed.

Our squirts in
blue haven't a clue.

But now we're
trapped with ed, eddy.

Just follow my lead.

Eddy: shh. Halfway there, boys.

Now all we have
to do is go up the...

What happened to the stairs?

My parents took them
down because I am grounded.

That's disturbing.

They can keep the stairs
because you can jump it.

But I am grounded, eddy!

Yeah, yeah. We heard
it a million times.

Let me help, ed.

Eddy, don't do it!

What's your problem?

Ok, ed, just lean back.

Alley-oop!

Gracious!

Geronimo!

Behold! The gate to freedom!

After me... Uh!

Don't worry,
jimmy. You'll be ok.

Slivers aren't fun, are they?

You really need to be
careful with wooden r*fles.

Let's find some tweezers
and poke and prod

And wiggle it around
till it pops out.

[Squeak]

What was that?

What?

You work too hard, sarah.

Sometimes you have to
stop and smell the coffee.

What do you know?

[Moans]

Come on, let's find
those tweezers.

Let's stay in here
till the coast is clear.

I'm a bad boy! I am grounded.

Ha!

Quick! The window!

Uh!

I believe a solution to
all this can be solved

With a little brainpower, eddy.

[Muffled] I'm game.

Hey, ed, time for dinner.

Butter toast with gravy?

People eat this?

Look at him sitting there
reading his little book.

Book?

Where'd you get that book, ed?

Did ed's head fall off, sarah?

[Growling]

Sarah: ed!

Sarah knows, guys!

Duh, ed. We heard her.

Keep your shorts on.

No, seriously, keep
your shorts on, ed.

[Whistles]

[Whistling]

Houston, we have liftoff.

[Whistling]

Let me remind you that I am...

Free as a bird, ed.

Double d: not good, not good.

Eddy: go, baby! Go!

Why do I condone such behavior?

[All screaming]

[Growling]

Saliva... Yuck.

Sarah: jimmy, get out of there!

[Groans]

Guess what, big brother.

I'm telling mom!

Remember that
parental ring, eddy?

Oh, great.

We're going to get it.

[Rings]

Double d here. Over.

Eddy: hey, this
stupid thing work?

Roger.

You need to say "over," eddy,

When you're done speaking. Over.

This stinks.

I got grounded forever. Over.

Days for me, eddy.

A little quality time
with my aunts in some...

Days?!

What makes you so special? Over.

[Busy signal]

Hello? Hello?

Ed? Over.

Forget ed.

I got a plan for
the escape of the...

Hello?

Ouch. Over.

Woo-hoo! Wow!

Must be a party line.

Oh, my aching... Do it again!

Ha ha ha!

[Crash]

Bring it on home, sarah!

[Boys groan]

Jimmy: encore!

This time with gusto!

Naughty mama!

I'm tingly all over.

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Ed, edd n eddy!

Man: yeah.