05x04 - I Am Curious Ed/ No Speak Da Ed

[bunniefuu]

[Whistling]

Bbbbb, yeah!

[Giggling]
get ready to die, dragon!

[Giggling] [burp]

Don't hurt me, brave knight!

[Giggling]
I'm ok.

[Growling, laughing]
I slay you now, dragon.

[Giggling] look,
sarah, fish and chips.

Have friends visiting.

Holy cow, jimmy.

They look like babies.

Really?

Babies?

I think so, jimmy.

Well, where do
babies come from, sarah?

Beats the
heck out of me, jimmy.

Blue, .

[Whistle blows] blue, .

Hut!

Not too shabby, huh?

Awesome.

Thanks, dude.

Yo, nazz.

Making jam?

[Giggles]
if you say so.

Nazz!

Kevin!

[Breathing heavily]
my fishes had babies!

Oh, that's rad, jimmy.

[Giggles]
hey, you guys know where.

Babies come from?

[Giggles]
babies, huh?

Where do they come from?

Uh... They grow on
trees, like apples.

[Giggling]
eh, go figure.

[Giggling]
he's got the tree part right,

But the rest of it
is a pile of malarkey.

Plank and I know
where babies come from.

We saw last spring.

Right, buddy?

Come on.

[Whistling] see? This is a nest.

You need to build
one for the babies.

Ooh!

Plank wants to be mama
bird, and you guys are the eggs.

I don't see
any babies, jonny.

Shh.

You have to wait for the
warmth of mama bird to hatch you.

This is stupid.

I'm getting
a cramp, sarah.

Ding!

Ready!

Now you know.

That's where babies come from.

[Whimpering]
mama bird says it's time to.

Feed the baby.

[Giggling]
[bird squawks]

[Slurping] I
swallowed a wiggly!

[Moans]
jonny, you idiot!

[Crash] that's it!

You're pulp!

Stop!

Have you gone crazy?

What is the meaning
of this que sera sera?

Fathead made
jimmy eat a worm!

Spare us your sorrow.

Is this accusation true?

One is a lonely number, jimmy?

All we wanted to know
was where babies came from, rolf.

Hello!

[Baa] fluffy!

Whoa, nelly!

Come and rolf will
explain as rolf was told.

[Humming] these
words rolf is about to

Share have been whispered
down the bushy ears of rolf's

Forefathers.

Are you ready to accept the
disclosure of newborn life?

[Inhales] you are children.

Go away.

Adieu.

Darn it.

We'll never know, sarah.

Somebody's
gotta know, jimmy.

Hey!

[Both
screaming] brr.

Got goosebumps?

Well, not anymore.

Be the first on your
block to get your very own

Custom-built,
sweat-inducing sweater!

Sell it, ed.

What?

What?

Uhh.

But, eddy, we
just want... Two?

No problemo.

I'll get gramma
double d right on it.

Knit one, purl two.

Oh, curses.

I missed a stitch.

Get over
it, you old coot.

Our customers here
want two sweaters pronto.

[Laughs] we
don't want your stupid.

Sweaters, fishface.

We want to know
where babies come from!

[Buzzer] babies?

I got this one, eddy.

Ha ha ha ha.

Babies come from storks.

They fly through the night
carrying bundles of joy

In their beaks,
and... [Gasp]

That schlep don't
know where babies come from.

But I do.

It's a secret, you know.

Yep, my brother told me.

Excuse me, but I
couldn't help overhearing.

I... No!

Of course, this kind
of info ain't cheap.

Cents and I'll let you in
on the ways of the world.

Tell us, eddy.

Tell us, please!

You better be right.

Ed, eddy's self-serving
attempt to educate the children.

Could bring irreversible harm
to their youthful, good-natured

Ways.

Perhaps a more sensitive
explanation is in order.

[Crash] that
stayed on, double d.

Ready?

Ok.

Here it is.

You know that lint you
find in your belly button?

Well, if you don't
clean it out, it grows.

And when it gets big enough,
it runs away behind the couch

And waits there, jiggling.

Gets even bigger.

Then it grows into a baby,
and at night, they come out

And feed on table scraps.

That's why babies smell so bad.

Stop! Stop!

I don't want to hear any more.

Sarah!

Greetings, children.

I'm buzzy double b.

I'm here to educate, um,
you to the truth of life's

Beginning.

Care to follow me into my hive?

[Beep] look, sarah.

A bumblebee hive.

This one
looks like fun, jimmy.

Hey! What's with you?

Catered to by industrious
worker bees, a queen honey bee.

Is capable of laying
several hundred larval sacs

Every minute.

Gross!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

[Crash] captain
stork reporting for

Duty, kids.

Nor rain, sleet, or ingrown
hairs can keep me from

Delivering my babies.

They're clueless!

They don't know
where babies come from.

Storks, eddy.

Ooh!

[Crash] excuse
me, eddy, but your.

Explanation is just
as misguided as ed's.

Oh, and like you
know where babies come from.

I most certainly do.

Do not.

Do too.

[Indistinct]
where's your babies now,

Captain stupid stork?

Ow!

Ohh!

Ah-ha!

Why, you... Aah!

Oh!

Aah!

[Breathing heavily] banzai!

Run, ed!

Come here, you...

Eddy's mad, double d.

I'm well
aware of that, ed.

Boring!

Ah-ha!

Come on, jimmy.

Let's go make some mud pies.

I love playing
in the mud, sarah.

[Indistinct shouting]
where's my cents?

[Coughing]
oh, way to go, sockhead.

You scared 'em off with all
your stupid science mumbo jumbo.

Ouch.

And your theory
kept 'em entertained?

Oh, there,
there, double d.

It is not your fault
that you are so useless.

If I may re-irritate,
babies come from storks.

[Sputtering] think, ed.

A child is far too heavy a
load for a bird to carry.

Says you.

[Inhales] hey!

Put me down, you lunkhead.

Double d!

Do something!

Babies
are born as thus.

[Screaming
indistinctly] [crash]

See, double d?

Sleeping like a baby.

Boy, it sure does
stink when I'm right.

[Screaming indistinctly]
ed, how did you do that?

What?

Hey, double d!

[Honk honk] huh?

My head's still on, double d.

Hey!

[Ringing]

Space cadet
ed has returned!

Clutching at the proverbial
straws, wouldn't you say?

Keep painting, rembrandt,
and leave the moolah-making.

To me.

It's a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity, kev.

Moon rocks, all
the way from space!

Hey, what the...
Put me down, you...

Space cadet ed
returning to base, double d.

Get away from me, space
dork, or I'll shove these moon rocks.

Right up your...
[Trumpet playing]

Hail, hail.

The urban rangers bring
tidings from across the great

Masses of water.

What are
they doing here?

Delivering mail
from our pen pals, eddy.

Remember?

Our assignment from
international studies.

Why, I can hardly contain myself
awaiting a reply from my new

Norwegian friend gerta.

For you,
buckethead ed boy.

And for yakety-yak edd boy.

And the nobody's home ed boy.

Rolf must deliver this
correspondence to all

That promise to keep
the bootlicker at the

[Indistinct]
"dear mr. Edward,

Your village sounds many good.

I stretch my ear to know more."

Isn't her command of the
english language adorable?

Check out
the head on this guy.

"My name is yuk,
and I am from korea."

Is he screaming to
get fleeced or what?

Ooh.

My friend sent
me a lunchbox, guys.

[Ticking] [upbeat tune playing]

Oh, great!

An old world music box.

Your pen pal's
trying to k*ll you, ed.

Turn it off.

I'm skipping
to my lou, eddy.

Giddyup.

Pardon rolf,
tomfool ed boy.

Where did you acquire
this music-making doohickey?

[Crash] uh,
my pen pal sent it.

To me, rolf.

Coolaroonie, huh?

[Music playing] [music stops]

A dog has raised its hind
leg on the age of nevermore!

Heed rolf.

Do not get involved, ill-advised
ed boy, lest your pomegranate

Shrivel in the cold
of the dark sea!

[Whimpering]
[laughs]

Good one, lumpy.

Whatever you did to rolf
saved me the work of smashing

That stupid old world
lunchbox of yours.

Lucky for me,
I carry a spare, eddy.

Yum!

Goodness gracious.

The nerve of rolf.

Violating ed's
cultural keepsake.

Why, I've got a good mind
to report him to the office.

Later!

Right now, we're going to
sell my chunks of moon rock!

We'll cash in on this
pen pal thing if it kills ya.

All across this stinkin' world,
there's pigeons ripe for the

Plucking, and we're
holding the tweezers, boys.

Eddy, the aim of the
project is to share cultural.

Understanding, not extort it.

Observe, if you will.

Uhh.

I've prepared an
in-depth essay for gerta

To help her comprehend our
beloved peach creek way of life.

Dorkville!

[Laughs]
[playing trumpet]

Me again!

[Indistinct] somebody loves ed!

You big lug.

[Playing trumpet]
more mail from my pen pal,

Guys.

Back and forth, back and forth.

Ha ha ha.

Look what I got.

A wolf towel.

That's a pelt, ed.

You sure are fortunate to
have a pen pal so willing to

Share their heritage with you.

What makes
you so special?

I eat cereal, eddy.

[Bell ringing]
[laughter,

[Indistinct shouting]
ribbit, ribbit.

Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.

[Howling] [baa]

[Growling]
[shouting indistinctly]

[Baa]
[howling]

Not again!

[Crash] [indistinct] I said

Never again shall you
torment rolf's livestock.

Rolf will have his revenge!

[Laughs]
dear ed, are you all right?

Rolf hit me with
an umbrella, [indistinct]

Oh, there, there, ed.

I'm sure there's a perfectly
good explanation to rolf's

Irrational behavior.

So what'd
you do this time, ed?

Put on his gramma's
pantaloons again?

[Laughs]
[playing trumpet]

Ranger plank's got
a letter for eddy.

For me?

It's from korea!

Nice delivery, buddy.

Blah!

I'm rich!

Stinkin' filthy rich!

The sucker coughed up!

I'm uptown, baby!

Jawbreakers, here I come!

Woohoo!

Oh, dear.

This is foreign currency, eddy.

Virtually worthless
in its present state.

[Sniffing]
aah!

Oh, come on!

It's gotta be worth something!

You see?

I told you it was worthless.

Just for once, can't
you just listen to me?

Honestly.

[Clucking]
I got chicken.

I got chicken.

I got chick... Nooo!

Hurry, eddy!

Someone's absconded with ed!

Ed?

Hey, monobrow!

Waste not, want not.

[Indistinct shouting]
quake and quiver like a.

Jellyfish, doggy doo-doo ed boy.

For in the name of the great
shepherd elders, rolf will

Grill your strudel
until you cry like a

Teensy-weensy baby!

Slow down,
there, champ.

Strudel gives me gas.

How about one large pepperoni,
no mushrooms, double pickles?

Let me go halfers
with ya on it, lumpy!

Um, what I think ed is
trying to say is, whatever it is.

That's bothering you, why,
I'm sure we can work it out.

Silence!

Rolf sees through his squashed-
peanut-paste-on-white bread

Masquerade.

Who knows?

Rolf knows.

The chinless ed boy is in
league with rolf's sworn enemy!

Oh, dear.

It appears ed's pen pal's gifts
have somehow provoked rolf

And reawakened a
long-forgotten blood feud.

Oh, boo hoo.

What's wolfgang
mchairybat gonna do?

Stick eels down our pants again?

[Laughter]

[Laughter]
h-h-have mercy, rolf.

Talk, ed boy.

Hi, rolf!

Talk, I say!

Hi, rolf!

Talk, you sonomagun.

Hi, rolf!

Please, talk!

Hi, rolf!

[Snoring]
it was worth it, all this,

To be admired.

Hi, rolf!

For heaven's sake,
rolf, this was all a grave.

Misunderstanding.

Yeah.

How were we to know you
were such a lily-livered, gutless

Doormat?

[Playing
trumpet] [sheep baas]

Paging double d.

Mail for ya.

Thank you,
ranger jonny.

Don't
mention it, double d.

Whoa!

[Crash] this
must be a reply from my.

Norwegian pen pal gerta.

Gerta?

Norwegian?

The goat milker?

This is odd.

A feather duster.

I'm sure I informed gerta of
mother's allergy to feathers.

Aha!

The feather duster
of tomfoolery!

[Laughs] hey,
what's with you?

Are you so simple,
head-and-neck-as-one ed boy?

Gerta the goat milker is
famous for her jovial jests.

It was she that sent the wolf
parcel to the doo-doo ed boy.

She has made the
[indistinct] of us all, yes?

What?

Come!

We must rebut while
the turnips are still hard!

[Beeping] [grunting]

Okey-dokey, ed boy.

Once you see gerta, shave
the hairs from her legs, yes,

And rolf will triumph
with the [indistinct]

Rolf, please,
reconsid... Rolf, wait!

[Grunting]
I got some green cash!

Take it!

It's yours!

I can't fly to norway.

I have class in the morning.

Um, guys?

I have to go to the bathroom.

Nooo!

Ed, edd, and eddy.

Bbbbbbb yeah!