05x11 - Run Ed Run/ A Town Called Ed

[bunniefuu]

Edd! N eddy!

Bbrrr, yeah!

Bbrrr, yeah!

[Laughing]
good one, dr. Double d.

You're k*lling me!

Ha ha ha!

Enlighten me, eddy.

Why are we inflating
balloons at : in the morning?

To stretch our
pockets, what else?!

They gotta be the size of
sleeping bags if we're gonna

Clean house at the
jawbreaker factory!

I hope this isn't a repeat
of last year's field trip where i.

Just take notes while you and ed
get up to your usual skylarking.

Well, don't blame me.

I didn't write this script.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Panting]
here comes the dippy egg.

Express, big brother!

Choo-choo!

Ha ha ha!

Here you go, ed.

Oh!

[Sniffing] oh.

Ahem.

So, ed, since you're the bus
monitor and all, and you get to

Pick who sits where on the
bus for the field trip today, and

Since I'm your
cuddly-wuddly baby sister...

Hold it!

We need those front seats
so we get first dips on those

Jawbreakers!

Right, ed?

What?

So, fish-face thinks he's
gonna get the front seats, huh?

But, sarah, how
will we get around eddy?

He's such a slippery weasel.

And then we'll...

And then he's
gonna go like this.

And then we're gonna...

Sarah,
that's so devilish.

I love it.

Gentleman, the
bus taking us to the.

Jawbreaker factory is
scheduled to depart at : a.m.

Precisely.

All right, all right!

Get off my back!

Ed!

Help me!

Baby sister!

Are you ok?!

Where are you?!

Big brother will save... You.

Uhn!

Oh, ed, it just...
It just... Uh!

Fell!

Like a lead weight from above.

Oh!

Fell?

Fell!

The sky, you idiot!

It's falling!

The sky... Is falling?!

Ed, promise me that
you'll stay in the house where it's.

Safe!

Got it?!

I promise,
o brave little one.

Ed inside will stay.

Um, ed, is
everything all right?

Aagh!

That better be
getting-ready noises I hear in there!

Slackers.

I'll be able to cram, like, a
zillion jawbreakers in here.

Uh... Duck,
hide, retreat!

The sky is falling!

The sky is falling on us!

It hit me on the head.

It did.

You're probably
just growing a brain, lumpy.

Ed, from the size of
the cranial swelling, I'd be more.

Inclined to believe something
more substantial then the sky

May have fallen on your head.

Pockets! Pockets!

We're gonna be late!

Ed, just
as this balloon...

Is overflowing with
weightless air, so is the sky.

Weightless, yes?

Curse this small
stature of mine.

[Cat screeches]
field trip, here I come!

Oh, wait for us, eddy!

Oh, hurry, ed.

Boy, sure hope we
don't miss the field trip, plank.

Oh, hey, eddy, can
you help me and plank?

Cost you
a quarter, jonny.

Edd, get him down.

Oh.

Hey!

What the heck are you doing?!

Bad sky falling on us!

My dumb room will protect us!

We are safe.

Go fish?

Perhaps some tasty rations.

There's enough to
sustain lives for...

Go fish?

You'll be playing
fish with my foot if I miss that.

Jawbreaker field trip!

You can't eat jawbreakers
if the sky kills you, eddy!

Ouch!

Get out of there, you...
Eddy, please!

The only chance we have
of making the scheduled bus

Departure is to play along
with this delirium of his.

Ahem.

Eddy, sarah certainly has
been outside for quite some time.

Could it be that this scurvy
sky has found its next mark?

Aagh!

Ed is coming for
you, little one!

And we're off!

My apologies, eddy.

But desperate times call
for desperate measures.

There's no time
to make it by foot.

Quickly, pass me
that fan, please.

Sarah?!

Sarah?!

Aagh!

Quick, ed!

Board our tactical
search and rescue vehicle.

These sky-repelling force
shields shall protect us from

Any plummeting cosmos composite.

Ed, would you man the
sister-detecto-meter and alert

Us to sarah's location?

Batten
down the poop deck!

Pull up your britches!

Let's sit and serve!

Oh, oh!

It says sarah is
that a-way, buckos!

Wouldn't
you know it, plank.

We get the
bumpity-bump back seats!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Hey!

They didn't even wait for us!

Hold on!

[Whistles] [horn honks]

I'll be sure to save
you some jawbreakers...

Not!

There she is, guys!

Double d, do something!

[Grunts] hmm.

Yeehaw!

My teeth are
aching already, jimmy.

I love
jawbreakers, sarah!

b*at ya, eddy.

Idiot.

Aha!

[Gasps]
this seat's mine!

Is that so?

Oh, mr. Bus monitor?

Ed is here.

Have no fear, little ones!

Here.

Protect yourselves under
these force shields I've... Whoa!

[Gasps]
[grunting]

Ed, status report?

It's stuck, double d.

Got it!

[Screaming]
too fast!

Too fast!

We're going to collide!

Aagh!

[Crunch]
get 'em, jimmy!

Why, you little...
[All yelling]

Suckers!

Ah ha ha ha!

I got 'em, guys!

I got the front seats!

Eddy, we're being
propelled into outer space!

[Screaming]
we've hit the sky?!

This is impossible.

Ed was right.

The sky is falling.

Thank you very much.

So, now what?

I'm afraid we
may just find out, eddy.

[Screaming]
positively unequivocally.

Fascinating!

Um, may I have
a piece of tape, sir.

Please!

I'm sorry!

This is so typical.

A jawbreaker factory field
trip and I miss it because ed had to

Go and break the stupid sky.

Oh!

I think I ate too
many jawbreakers.

Help, sarah.

[Grunting]
sarah's face is being.

Devoured by the sky!

Huh?

One anomaly
at a time, please.

Thank you.

Release my sister,
nemesis of blue yonder!

Hey, squirt, how
about sharing some of those.

Jawbreakers with uncle eddy?

Sarah, I
don't feel so good.

Aagh!

[Grunting] [rumbling]

Hey!

[Groaning]
oh, my lord!

Eddy, stand clear!

Eddy!

You wouldn't dare.

[Retching] [bell rings]

[Cheering]
see ya, teach,

And hello weekend!

[Crash]
saturday, sunday!

My day fun day.

A celebration may be
a tad premature, gentlemen.

It looks as though all the
required book titles for our

History of peach creek
assignment have all been signed

Out.

You know what
they say, double d!

[Buzzing] hey, guys,

I just want to
remind everybody...

Well, almost everybody to come
over to my place for the monster

Truck marathon tomorrow.

[Cheering]
right on!

Plank says last one in front
of kevin's tv is a you know what!

Very well.

Rolf will include himself once
again to sharing yet another of

Your menial customs and
all the while wonder why.

So, kev, what
time tomorrow does this.

Shindig of yours start?

Get a clue.

I said, "almost everyone," dork.

[Laughter]
toodle-oo!

See you at the next thing
we can't come to, kevin!

Who the heck does
shovelton think he is?!

Not inviting me over to watch
monster trucks tomorrow!

Honestly, eddy,
why would you care?

You don't even like
monster trucks.

So?

Ed, wait!

The lockers!

Are you listening?

They're about to...
Look what I won, guys!

"Fort peach creek."

Could it be?

This is the one, eddy... The
book our history teacher

Thought would be impossible
to find as it's been out of print

For quite some time!

That stupid
thing almost k*lled me.

A stroke of luck, I
would say, as there's definitely.

Enough information here to
successfully complete our

Project.

Oh, look at this!

Someone's torn out a page.

Yeah, yeah.

Big stink, wordsworth.

Intriguing.

And the book documents the
earliest known settlement in

Peach tree... Dating back
to over years ago.

It seems such
settlement was led by a...

Goodness!

Eddy, look!

Tell me... What do you see?

Um...

It's a gaggle of eddy's and
they're all wearing funny hats

On their heads.

Very good, ed.

This book states that it was
eddy's ancestors who led the

First settlement here in peach
creek over centuries ago.

Eddy's a pedigree, ed.

Who would have thought?

Let me see
that stupid thing!

Eddy, if your ancestors
hadn't journeyed here with.

Dreams of a new life, peach
creek as we know it may never

Have come to be.

So, what you're saying
is that if it weren't for my.

Ancestors, we
wouldn't be living here?

Isn't it
exciting, eddy?

I have an idea how we can
incorporate this into our school

Project.

Oh, you must be so proud
of your deep-rooted lineage.

Like warts, double d?

Not quite, ed.

Like a
potato, double d?

No, ed. Teeth?

That's enough, ed.

Dandelions!

Ed, please!

[Rooster crows] [doorbell rings]

"Good morrow,
dearest neighbor.

Unbeknownsted to thee, there
is an important piece of our

Heritage living among us..."

"The life thou doest enjoy
in our beloved peach creek would.

Not have come to pass if
not for the kinsman of..."

"The oft-overlooked neighbor
eddy, the direct descendant from.

Those first pioneers who
founded this town many moons ago..."

"And made it possible
for thine ancestors to cultivate.

A prosperous life here.

Please inquireth at double d's
garage for more information."

[Laughing]
well done, fellows.

I trust you did sufficient
research when replicating these

Artifacts.

I give 'em seconds before
they're all over her apologizing.

And kissing my feet for the
years of not inviting me to

Stuff and laughing
behind my back.

[Groaning]
what did I tell ya?!

Jonny's on his way
over here right now!

Groveling.

[Humming]
[doorbell rings]

[Growls] hey!

You're going the wrong way!

The boot-licking's
going on over here!

Nice busboy
outfits... Dorks!

Ha ha, ha ha ha!

Yay!

We're going on a bus!

We're going on a...
They snubbed me again,

Double d!

Perhaps they just need
some time to reflect on our.

Illuminating leaflet.

Time nothing!

I've got a better way of
grabbing their attention.

[Voices on television]
beer-jamming power and a.

Mud-pit.

Gotta love it, man!

Pa's tractor would squash
these puny doohickeys like the.

Ticks that cling
to victor's tuchus.

Plank's got
goosebumps on his splinters!

[Static on tv] hey!

Hey, what's going on!

[All yelling]
[grunting]

Go on.

Get in there.

Um... Good
morrow to thee.

I'm about to share with thou
fellow villagers the tale of

Fort peach creek.

Let us begin, shall we?

I hate public access.

A long time ago, peach creek
was buteth an untamed wilderness.

Of towering trees, torrid
waters, and savage beasts.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

I am a salvaged moose!

Aagh!

Oh!

Oh, regardeth over the horizon,
for the hero of our epic tale

Doth approach.

I have come from afar and
so claim this wilderness as our.

Own!

Hark, ye, of savage moose.

Moveth along or be turned
to moose chalk, you hear ye?

This landeth is your
landeth, o great shorteth one.

Yes!

This land is fullest
of peachy fuzzy fruit!

And for this reason, I claimeth
this place as fort peach creek!

[Growling]
and there you haveth...

Ahem, it.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

And here is where my
family's mansion once stoodeth.

But, alas, it is now the home of
one self-centered, fat-headed

Kevin and his deadbeat
too good for everyone pals!

Eddy, what
are you doing?

Our project is meant
to educate, not...

And according to my
calculations, as the living heir.

Of every grain of dirt in this
stinking town, you owe me

Years worth of unpaid back rent.

Ha!

What do you think of
that, you bunch of losers?!

Monster trucks!

Monster trucks!

They're watching
their stupid show in there!

I thought I told you to hook
up the camera to kevin's antenna.

You idiot!

Honest, I did, eddy!

[Grunts]
cross my eyes and hope to.

Spell, I did!

Antenna's hooked up
just like you said, eddy.

This thanksgiving
show is a hoot!

It's not a
thanksgiving show, stupid!

There's no turkeys!

What are
you talking about.

I saw of them.

Oh, look!

It's their grandma!

Lee's a tv star!

Hey, girls,
it's the turkeys!

Turkey nothing!

How the heck did you get
that cable off of kevin's roof?!

[Laughter]
what's shaking, dorkadiah?

Ha ha ha.

[Laughter]
this turkey looks like it.

Needs some basting.

Aagh!

We've become
objects of desire!

Not so fast, marie.

You should know that
subjecting us to the usual amorous

Onslaught on eddy's
land is punishable by law.

Eddy's land?!

You heard him.

Yeah, well...

Here's the fact, jack: you
guys need to brush up on

Your history.

It's the missing page.

"And the entirety of the
founder's land was signed over

Thusly to one who bested
him in a gambling match...

Lord kanker!" What?!

Lord kanker?!

The kanker's own peach creek?!

Say it ain't
so-eth, dorkadiah!

Looks like we're owed
some back rent, huh, girls.

That's right.

Years worth of
smooching and wooching.

History is so unkind!

♪ Ed, edd, and eddy

Bbrrr, yeah!