01x07 - Apology Tour

[bunniefuu]

["NOT DEAD YET" PLAYING]

[VEHICLE BRAKES SQUEALING]

[CLATTERING]

[RECYCLING BIN THUMPS]

f*ck.

What the f*ck, what the f*ck, what
the f*ck, what the f... [SQUEALS]

Please don't say the thing that you
always say when I drink too much.

Was it worth it?

- Fuckhole.
- [CHUCKLES]

[CRUNCHES]

[CHUCKLING]

[SONG ENDS]

- Oh, boy. Oh, boy!
- Yeah.

- Oh, boy. Okay.
- "Oh, boy" indeedy. We f*cked.

- We're terrible people. [BREATHES HEAVILY]
- Oh, man, we are some dirty slut pigs.

Um, so, uh, what are you thinking?

I'm thinking, "What would Tia think?"

Well, you know, she didn't like
when I borrowed your gardener,

so she sure as f*ck is not gonna
like when I borrowed your d*ck.

You didn't exactly borrow it
there, Gaby. I was handing it out

like someone gives
away candy at Halloween.

You start handing out dicks on
Halloween, you're gonna get arrested.

[SIGHS]

Hey, don't look at that. Where's my bra?

- Bra. Okay. It's gotta be around here somewhere.
- [MUMBLES]

Bra. Bra, bra, bra.
Where's the bra? Bra.

Found it! I found your bra!
I found your bra. I found it.

- Oh, sh*t. Thank you. You know what?
- I found your bra.

- I know what happened.
- [MUTTERS]

I just needed to prove
that my vagine worked.

Well, it works, Gaby. It's
like a-a well-oiled machine.

Really?

Yeah, it's humid and
hospitable, like... like Florida.

Hey, you can call my vag*na any state,

but you do not f*cking call
it Florida, you hear me?

Fair enough. [BREATHING HEAVILY]

Here's your dress!
Let's put on your dress.

- Put on the dress.
- And I will put on my tender robins.

- I love that.
- And everything will be normal.

[BREATHING HEAVILY] Which side
is the f*cking top of my robe?

- It's that part.
- There we go.

- All right.
- 'Cause this is normal.

- We can handle this.
- Yep.

- Let's just be cool. We're adults.
- We are.

[ALICE] Dad, you coming down?

Should I climb out the window?

Yes.

Hey.

Um, I'm totally chill that you
tried to kiss me last night.

It's a bit creepy 'cause
you're a lot older than me,

but I'm fine. It's fine.

- Look, Alice, uh, I didn't...
- Dude, it's chill.

Can we please just never ever,
ever, ever, ever talk about it again?

Okay. I'm down.

- [FOOTSTEPS]
- Hey. Okay.

Hey, Alice, you're in the
kitchen. Alice is in the kitchen.

- Hey.
- Gaby.

- Gaby's in the kitchen.
- What the f*ck? You slept in my house?

- I slept in the guest bedroom.
- Oh, I love that room.

- So nice.
- They're both being weird.

- Do you want coffee?
- Yes.

- Please. Extra cream for me.
- Please. Go ahead. I guess.

- [GABY] Thank you. Yeah.
- [JIMMY] Yeah, absolutely.

I'll take one too please. Black.

- [SEAN] All right, I'm gonna head out.
- Mmm.

I made some pancakes if y'all want some.

- Bye.
- Oh, that's so sweet.

f*ck yeah, I want some pancakes. [SIGHS]

Paul. Hey, good morning.

- Morning. [SIGHING]
- Hi.

f*cking Liz's evil gummies ambushed me.

Hey, my daughter's coming
earlier than I thought.

Can you drive me home?

- Sure. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Okay, I'm gonna go.

- Okay.
- I'll see you later.

- Aw, my little dew drop.
- Mmm. Ooh, you smell like bad decisions.

[GABY] Please. We all do.

Well, I'm gonna pretend that
mine never happened. Okay, bye.

So, um, I should go. Thanks.

- Bye, Gab.
- Bye.

So, how was the sex?

f*ck! [SIGHS] You think
anybody else knows?

I didn't know. I was just joking.

g*dd*mn it! This party was a
disaster on so many fronts, Paul.

Yeah, it was. You got
some messes to clean up.

But it's not my problem.

I wonder how long it'll be
before Gaby realizes she left me.

If your ride is driving
off without you, yell!

Paul knows that we, uh, did sex.

Fantastic.

Man, I wanted to tell her.

["FRIGHTENING FISHES" BY
BENJAMIN GIBBARD PLAYING]

So, anyway, I just... I wanna
apologize for messing up your big night.

[BRIAN] What are you talking about?

Charlie said yes,

and I now have the greatest
proposal story of all time.

There were tears, there was
vomit, Bernadette Peters came.

You don't even have to get
us a wedding present now.

Obviously, you still
should. I'm very upset.

I will overspend.

Okay.

Uh, look, I gotta go
continue this apology tour.

Okay. Enjoy.

I'll e-mail you a list of gift
ideas that aren't on the registry.

I'll talk to you soon.

How about we just agree
that I accept your apology,

and we forget everything
that happened last night?

You sure you don't want some
expensive gift like Brian?

You made a mistake. Everybody
makes f*cking mistakes.

It's not a big deal. Oh, my God.

Everybody just needs to forgive
and forget and move the f*ck on.

Right.

Sorry. I'm just dealing with
a lot of my own sh*t right now.

Okay. Any way I can help?

Yeah. Sit down.

You're actually exactly the
person I was hoping to talk to.

Okay. [SIGHS]

Did you not get the sarcasm?

I didn't, no.

But, um, it was such
a weird conversation,

I thought maybe this was gonna happen.

But if there's anything
you do wanna talk about...

Oh, that's our time.

[WHISPERS] What the f*ck?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

- Hey. [SIGHS]
- Hi, Dad.

- Hey, honey. Come in.
- Hi.

- Here. Let me get this.
- No, I got it. I got it.

[BOTH SIGH]

What? Oh. Honey, don't do that.

- Don't examine me. I'm fine. [SIGHS]
- What? I'm not.

Okay.

- Come on, I'll get you settled.
- [INHALES SHARPLY]

Hey, I'm going to get some coffee.
Do you want some? I got whole milk.

Actually, I'm not drinking milk anymore.

- I'm trying being vegan. Don't judge.
- Oh. That's a big ask.

- [GRUNTS]
- Well, can I get you anything?

Something soy?

Dad, there's some stuff I wanna go over

before we see your neurologist, okay?

[SIGHS] Okay. But could
I say something first?

Sure.

I've been thinking a lot about
us, about our relationship,

- and...
- Dad, we don't need to do that.

I'm just saying if there's
anything we should talk about

that we haven't been talking about,
don't be shy, 'cause I can take it.

Dad, the past is the past.

I have forgiven and forgotten,
and I'm very happy to be here.

[CHUCKLES] I'm happy you're here.

- [SIGHS] Okay.
- But I gotta get some coffee.

I got d... drunk and stoned last night.

- [CHUCKLES] What, did you join a frat?
- No, it was a gay engagement party.

Same same. [SIGHS]

Honey, do we have a saw?

Oh, I hid it after you
tried to fix the deck.

- Ouch.
- Why aren't you at work?

- Took the day off.
- You retire in a week.

What are they gonna do, fire me? I
thought I'd build you a spice rack.

I don't need one. I keep
my spices in the pantry.

Oh, I know. That's why my graham
crackers taste like tarragon.

You know what? Actually, this is good.

I need to talk to you
about something. Sit down.

- [SIGHS]
- Okay.

I need to know that when you retire,

you're gonna find ways
to get out of the house

because I need my space.

Otherwise, and I say this
with love, I will m*rder you.

But with love.

- So much love.
- Right.

You know how everyone assumes
you play golf, 'cause look at you?

- Yep.
- Maybe learn how to play.

Look...

- I get that you're freaking out.
- [CHUCKLES] Yeah.

I mean, Christ, we've been
married almost years.

- Crazy.
- And it took me a while, but I know you.

- You need your space.
- Yeah.

And that's what makes us work.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

But...

I have been grinding away at
my job for so f*cking long.

It's my turn to be home. I've earned it.

Now, if you don't want us on
top of each other, that's fine.

You need to figure
out something to go do.

'Kay?

Are you f*cking serious right now?

Yes. But with love.

[GASPS] Oh, my God.

Tia, girl, we need to talk.

Howdy.

- Hey... Oh, hey. Hello.
- Hi.

They should, uh, raise that thing up,

you know, so you don't have
to, um, squat like that.

Oh, no. It's good for my core. [SIGHS]

And for, uh, bouncing on that
dangalang, you know what I'm saying?

- Jesus Christ, Gaby.
- Relax, man.

- You gotta stop stressing, you know?
- Yeah?

I talked to Tia, and she
was pretty cool with it.

What does that mean? You talked to Tia?

I mean we had a little
heart-to-heart, and I explained to her,

you know, I was pretty f*cked
up with the whole Nico thing,

and there was just a ton of alcohol,

and compound that with the fact
that you're safe d*ck. [SIGHS]

Safe d*ck? You and I will never
have feelings for each other,

so you got what's called a safe d*ck.

I don't know about "safe."

I like to think of him as
kind of a bad boy, you know?

Like Neil Diamond or something.

You think your penis is a
bad boy like Neil Diamond?

I picked the wrong guy.

The point is... [SIGHS]
... is that Tia forgave me,

and you know, she said she
understood that we're human.

And it's important for us to
not regret stuff like this.

- I know I don't.
- [SIGHS] I do.

Just... f*ck, things are so
janky between us now, you know?

I can tell something's
going on with Alice.

She won't talk to me.

She would open up to
you, but I feel weird...

Hey, come on. You know I'll
always help you with Alice.

I'll talk to her.

By the way, you know, it was really
nice just talking to Tia again.

- Maybe you should try it.
- I still feel,

I think, a little too guilty about
it. But thanks for having my back.

No problem, man. Thanks
for pounding my front.

- Gimme some.
- Seriously?

Okay. Uh, it might be
time to order another EMG.

[SIGHS] Mood's been good?

My mood's always good.

Ah, so, delusions have started.

- How's the freezing?
- What's the freezing?

Sometimes when I'm standing still,
and I wanna take a step, I can't.

That sounds awful.

Not as bad as being vegan.

[INHALES SHARPLY] How can I help?

For right now, your dad's
meds are working quite well.

Their efficacy will diminish over time,

but he's been doing
his exercises and, uh...

H-Has he been better
about staying hydrated?

- He says...
- He's right here.

And he... And he pees all the time.

- Congrats.
- Thank you.

Nurse will be in in a
minute to take your blood.

She'll probably be a little
skittish because it's you.

- Meg, really nice to meet you.
- It was nice to meet you too, Doctor.

- Thank you.
- Paul, I'll see you in a month.

You wish.

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[WHISPERS] You like her.

You like her.

Hey! Another job interview?
[SIGHS] How'd it go?

Dude pointed at me and said,
"Nope." So, fingers crossed.

Well, I was about to go
and bike and get ice cream.

You could grab my skateboard
and hold onto the back.

That sounds like a good way to die.

Come on, ice cream will cheer you up.

Yeah, look, I... [SIGHS]

Got it. Yeah, we can't
actually ever hang out again,

'cause everything's weird
and f*cked up. Got it.

- Alice.
- Bye!

- Wait.
- Hey, Liz.

- [LIZ] Hey.
- [SEAN SIGHS]

[LIZ] What's up? You okay?

Did you get a new dog?
What happened to sh*t Rat?

Oh, he was adopted by a family in
Encino. They named him "Cooper."

- So, they're white?
- Yeah.

- [SEAN CHUCKLES]
- But this guy's a good boy. Yeah. Oh.

- What'd you name this one?
- This is Tampon Eater.

- Tampon Eater?
- That's right.

Oh, do you wanna take a walk with us?

- Yeah.
- All right.

Uh, but... Do you wanna lose the
suit? 'Cause you look like a dork.

- Good call.
- Yeah.

Are you looking for a tampon?

Oh, they're so yummy.
I know, they're so good.

- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- [PAUL] I got it. [SIGHS]

- Hey, kiddo.
- Hey.

- What's up?
- Oh, I was just nearby

- 'cause I was getting ice cream.
- You bring me any?

I didn't know you wanted any.

Hell yeah, it's ice
cream. Answer's always yes.

[ALICE] Can I come in?

Um, look, Alice, this is, uh...

This is my Fortress of Solitude.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I should've called

- instead of just busting in. Sorry.
- No, it's okay. Are you all right?

Can you wait till tomorrow?

Yeah. Honestly... Oh, my God, I'd
love to not think about this today.

- Okay.
- Okay. Bye.

Bye. Rocky road.

- Is that the kind of ice cream you want?
- Yeah.

She's already taken all the
good sh*t out of the house.

[CHUCKLES] Bye.

[SIGHS] Was that a patient?

Uh... [SIGHS] ... yeah, kinda.

She reminds me of you
when you were that age.

Oh, I wasn't that cute.

Yeah, you were. You want something
to eat? Do you wanna order?

Yeah. I was thinking salad,
something super healthy.

[SIGHS] Now it begins.

[SIGHS]

So, I wanted to talk to
you about... Nope, nope!

- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- Hey!

I'm gathering that it's still difficult

for you to make eye contact with me.

Yeah. Um, I just can't believe
that I tried to kiss you.

It's like, you know, who
does stupid sh*t like that?

- Everybody. [CHUCKLES]
- [STAMMERS]

Wally, would it help if I told
you that I recently made a mistake

with a friend that was,
uh, significantly worse?

I want 'em both.

- Why do you have sad face?
- It's just face.

Well, did you try to make
out with your therapist?

A therapist. My point is this:

She could see that I
was b*ating myself up,

so she made jokes, she
told me how we're all human.

She made me feel better

even though she was going
through the same sh*t.

- She sounds cool.
- Yeah.

How'd you make her feel better?

I didn't. I m... I made it about me.

[SIGHS] I think I'm
over you. Too selfish.

That's our time, Wally.

Hey, listen to this. I
found this the other day.

When you were, I guess,
about six years old,

you were having trouble sleeping.

We used to put your feet on top of mine,

and we'd dance till you got sleepy.

You remember that?

- I'm afraid I don't.
- Hey.

[SIGHING, CHUCKLES]

[SONG CONTINUES]

[MEG SIGHS]

[LAUGHS]

Oh, r*cist Pam's house. Hold on.

Hold him.

[CHUCKLING] She loves her white flowers.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- All done. f*ck Pam.
- Yeah, f*ck Pam.

I'm sorry about your
shitty job interview.

You know how hard it is to get a
job with a felony on your record?

I got denied by a
f*cking convenience store

in my best suit with this smile?

We're beautiful people,
Sean. No one supports us.

I didn't ask to look this good.

- No.
- [CHUCKLES]

Look, don't worry about
a job you don't want.

What do you like to do?

Uh, I don't know. I like cooking.

In the army, we would get bored
of those ready-to-eat meals,

so I'd scrape something together,
my buddies would love it.

That made me happy.

Being happy matters.

Apparently, I have to find something

that makes me happy outside our house.

- So what do you like?
- Telling people how to live their lives.

- [CHUCKLES]
- Do you think anyone will pay me for that?

Uh, nah, we know you're
gonna do that for free.

[CHUCKLES] Yes.

Uh, can I talk to you about
something? It's about Alice.

[SIGHS] She tried to kiss me.

Oh.

Now everything's all weird.

I didn't even do anything,
and now she's mad at me.

Oh, I don't think
she's mad at you, Sean.

I just think she's
scared of being abandoned.

- Again.
- Yeah.

I hear you. [EXHALES DEEPLY]

Come on.

Why is there a string
coming out your dog's butt?

Remember his name,
Sean. Remember his name.

Oh, hell.

"And if mentally incapacitated,

I direct that I not be kept
alive by artificial means

or heroic measures."

f*ck yeah.

So if I'm not there mentally,
she can smother me with a pillow.

Seriously? What is wrong with you?

Nothing. It's the way I'd like to go.

The last thing I would see would be
the beautiful face of my daughter.

Sign the damn thing.

- Okay. Where do I...
- Right there is perfect.

[SIGHS] Okay!

- So, that's all I need. Thank you, Meg.
- Thank you.

I hope that you enjoy
the rest of your stay.

- And don't forget, your dad is actually...
- [PAUL INHALES SHARPLY]

... pretty amazing in
spite of all the evidence

that you'll be presented with
for the remainder of your visit.

- [CHUCKLES]
- Goodbye, Kevin.

That's me, I'm Kevin.

It's our private little
joke that I secretly hate.

Oh, well, that means he likes you.

- That... That's what I said.
- Goodbye, Kevin.

- Okay, here we go. Bye.
- Bye.

- I am really proud of you. Bye.
- [PAUL] Bye.

- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [MEG SIGHS]

Oof. [SIGHS]

- You okay?
- Yeah, it's just a lot.

All the legal stuff and
the medical information

from the hot doctor
you wanna have sex with.

Sorry, it is a lot.

- Don't be sorry.
- Meg, I've had the best time with you.

Yeah, me too, Dad.

Listen, I have something that
I think will cheer us both up.

I spoke to Dave, and he and I both agree

that it is time to get his
mom out of the guest house.

- Oh. Where's she gonna go?
- I don't know. She'll go back home

or to some imaginary foot
injury, uh, rehab center.

- [CHUCKLES]
- And we would love for you to...

- We would love for you to move in.
- [CHUCKLES] Really?

- Yeah, really.
- [CHUCKLES]

You'll have your own bathroom and
kitchen and there's a mini-office.

Dave and I can drive you
wherever you need to go,

and you'll get some
quality time with Mason.

He'll get to know his grandpa.

Wow. [SIGHING]

That's so generous.

[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]

Ah. Speak of the devil, it's Mason.

Let me... I'll talk to him for
a second, then you guys can...

- Hey, hey, no...
- [MEG] Hi, sweetheart. How is it?

- Really? No.
- Um...

[STAMMERS] I don't wanna
move to your house. [SIGHS]

- What?
- [SIGHS]

- Yeah, it was so f*cked up.
- [CHUCKLES]

I mean, he couldn't even
be in the same room as me.

- He must think I'm so lame.
- Oh, my gosh.

He does not think you're lame, okay?

You know why? 'Cause you're hot
as sh*t, and you're cool as f*ck.

- You're just saying that.
- No, I'm not.

I would never lie about that.
You can get it anytime you want.

It's probably why your
dad's always walking around

all jittery all the time.

I really thought I was
catching a vibe from Sean.

Who knows? I mean,
maybe you were, right?

But it's complicated for him.

He lives under your dad's roof,
he has his own sh*t going on,

and at the end of the
day, ma'am, you're only .

Uh, ma'am, I'm almost
. And he's only .

How old was the oldest
guy you were ever with?

- Fifty, but I was a lot older than you.
- Uh-huh, how old?

Nineteen, okay? But this was different,
Mr. Posley was my dad's friend,

- and I was really mad at my dad. Okay?
- Oh, my God.

I'm just saying, sh*t like this
happens to people all the time, okay?

You're making moves on the wrong person,

you're f*cking somebody you shouldn't.

But promise you this. If
you and Sean are friends,

which I think you are, this whole
thing's just gonna blow over.

- Mmm, I just wish it had never happened!
- [LAUGHS] No, I get that.

- That sh*t sounds embarrassing as hell.
- Hey!

However, I am proud of you
because you put yourself out there,

even if it meant that you got hurt.
It means you're on your way back.

Yeah. [SIGHS]

Hey. Hey, you two.
[SIGHS] How's it going?

- Gaby, can I talk to you?
- We're not done yet.

No? Okay.

- [CHUCKLES] We are done.
- [LAUGHING]

He was being a total
assh*le at the party,

- and I need to t*rture him a bit more.
- Oh, absolutely.

Just wait a few years, then
you can f*ck one of his friends.

Was Mr. Posley hot?

No... [SIGHS] ... but
he meant a lot to my dad.

Meg. [SIGHS]

If I hurry, I will get on a
flight tonight, which means that...

- Okay. Wait.
- ... I will be able to see

Mason's game tomorrow, so that's nice.

- You don't have to go.
- No, no, no. It's okay.

You explained, I get it.

You can't pick up and
move across the country.

I've got... I've got responsibilities
to p... to patients. Uh...

Right, your patients. I
know how important they are.

They even, uh... They
even drop by your house.

- You... You mean Alice?
- I don't know.

Honey... [STUTTERS] ...
she's Jimmy's daughter.

- Oh. [SIGHS]
- I'm just trying to help out here.

Oh, that's perfect.

You're finally making time in your life

for someone who isn't a patient.

You know what's so dumb? I
always thought that would be me.

Hey. [STUTTERING] Wait, wait,
wait. This is going sideways.

I really am grateful for what
you're trying to do for me.

How are you not getting this,
Dad? You are , and you are sick.

Are you really gonna
spend the rest of your life

- not making things right with me?
- [SIGHING]

I spent my childhood listening to
people tell me how amazing you were.

And I would always think, "Who
the f*ck are they talking about?

He is never there for me."

We could fix this without
me moving across the country.

- [SCOFFS]
- I'm just not ready for that.

[BREATHES SHAKILY] Not yet.

- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- Not yet. I see.

So, you'll eventually allow
us the pleasure of your company

when you can no longer feed
yourself or talk! Lucky us!

Meg. Stop! Please.

I will tell Mason that you said hi.

- [SIGHS, BREATHING HEAVILY]
- [DOOR SLAMS]

f*ck! [BREATHES HEAVILY]

Jesus.

- So, I spoke to Alice. She's fine.
- Yeah.

Just wanna make sure you remember
what you're supposed to do.

- [SIGHS]
- Repeat it back to me.

- Nothing.
- Exactly, you nailed it. Okay?

Thanks again, but it's actually not
what I wanted to talk to you about.

[SIGHS] So I realized in
a session today that, um,

I'm really good at taking
care of my patients,

but over the past year,
I've gotten in this habit

of letting the people in
my life take care of me.

[INHALES DEEPLY] Especially
you, but I... I don't, uh...

I don't return the favor.

You asking whether or
not I had an orgasm?

- No. You did?
- I did, yeah.

- That's great news. More than once?
- Take the win.

Right. [SIGHS]

You were kind enough to say
that you didn't regret it.

[INHALES DEEPLY] I should've
f*cking said it back.

Oh, no, it's okay.

Gaby, I should've said
it back, 'cause it's true.

Look, I'm not ready for anything
remotely real in my life,

uh, you may be able to tell.

[CHUCKLES] And I understand
that I'm safe d*ck.

- You absolutely are.
- But, um,

you made me feel kind of hopeful
that maybe one day I might be.

I'm... I don't know, I'm
just grateful for that.

- Blah. Anyway, that's my spiel.
- [CHUCKLES]

[INHALES SHARPLY]

- Friendship hug?
- Yeah. I would love that. [SIGHS]

[CLICKS TONGUE] Okay,
and your penis moved.

I mean, it was a shift more than a move.

- Oh, mm-mmm.
- Oh, hey.

- Hey, man.
- [SEAN] Hey, guys.

- Ooh, sh... Sorry.
- Yep.

- You guys up for some barbecue?
- Barbecue? Yes.

- Yes, I would love some more meat.
- g*dd*mn it, Gaby.

Schwing.

- [BRIAN] I'm not worried.
- [CHUCKLES]

[GABY] You should be. You should
be worried. Are you threatening me?

- Hey. [SIGHS] Where's Derek?
- Hi. Thank you. Oh, I didn't tell him.

- [CHUCKLES]
- Thank you.

Hey, food's almost ready.
I just need a sous-chef.

["SEVENTEEN GOING UNDER" PLAYING]

Hey, Alice? Wanna help me out?

Okay, damn, stop bossing
me around. [CHUCKLES]

Mm-hmm. Mmm. Mm-hmm.

- Hi, fucker. [CHUCKLES]
- Hey, fucker.

Hey! Do I smell cheeseburgers?

Babe, we love you. Come over.

Okay. I'm starving.

- For me?
- [CHUCKLES] For you.

- Thank you. [KISSES] Oh.
- Mmm. [KISSES] Mmm.

- [ALICE] All right, grub's up.
- [BRIAN] All right.

Let's go, let's go.

- [CHUCKLES]
- Burgers.

Ice tea. Lemonade.

Hi.

[SIGHS]

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

Hi. [SIGHS]

U-Uh, I know that Gaby talked to you.

Um... [SIGHS]

But I was drunk. [BREATHES DEEPLY]

I'm... I'm sorry. [CHUCKLES]

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

I know that this might sound shitty,

but I feel like you owe
me an apology also...

for dying. [SIGHS]

Don't get me wrong, I know that it
probably sucks to be dead, but...

I kind of think you
got to do the easy part.

[BREATHES DEEPLY] Oh, g*dd*mn it.

I miss you so much.

And my whole life just feels f*cked.

Which is probably why I had sex
with your best friend. [CHUCKLING]

- [DOOR CREAKS]
- [INHALES SHARPLY]

Hey.

[STAMMERS] I'm ju... I'm
just, uh, talking to your mom.

[SCOFFS, SIGHS]

["PROBLEMS" PLAYING]