03x20 - Partners

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HUTCH: Smell that, will you?

Yeah.

The smog is real heavy.

No, no, no. There's
no smog today.

I'm talking about springtime.

You can feel it in the air.

The only spring I can feel
is definitely not in the air.

Well, then, listen.

Yeah, it's missing.

Plugs need regapping.

I am talking about the
sweet sounds of springtime,

and all you can relate to
is this -ton hunk of junk.

This -ton hunk of junk

is capable of taking you
anywhere you wanna go

just about as fast as
you wanna go there.

It happens to be the hottest
machine on "el roado."

Yeah, big "dealo."

You're really
pushing, aren't you?

Just give a little
time for springtime.

WOMAN [ON RADIO]:
Zebra Three, a - suspect

traveling east on Adams
in a ' maroon Ford.

That's seconds
away from here.

[SIREN WAILING, HORNS HONKING]

Zebra Three, - on that -.

We're approaching th
and Adams, and rolling.

Woo-hoo! Did you see that guy?

Did you see the look
on that guy's face?

We got the money, man!

[HORN HONKS]

Sixty-four Ford,
right? There he is.

[TIRES SCREECH]

Oh, brother.

♪ Look out, Big mama ♪

♪ Big daddy's Hot tonight ♪

♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪

Oh, man. We've been made!

Keep your britches on, city boy.

They ain't about to
catch old Billy Joe.

[ENGINE REVS]

They're gaining on us, man!

Watch this move, Henderson!

[SIREN CONTINUES
WAILING, TIRES SCREECHING]

[HORN HONKS]

He ain't bad.

I can usually shake
'em with that move.

Boy, that nut is
one good driver.

He's crazy is what he is.

He made that turn without
even hitting the brakes!

Yeah, but you don't
have to do that, Starsky.

Starsky, you don't...

This ain't no race,
you country hick!

That's a cop back there.

AThere ain't no cop born or made
theythat can outdrive Billy Joe.

[REVS ENGINE]

Starsky!

It's a red light!

You just broke a law!

Hey, look, man, it's a -,
in case you want to know.

It's a robbery. It's not
worth getting k*lled over.

You know what I mean? No chance!

That guy's a criminal,
and I'm a criminal catcher!

Whatever happens,
Starsky, you're crazy!

Whatever happened to springtime?

Oh, come on, will
you slow down?!

Oh, man.

This guy's gonna get
away if we don't nab him.

Starsky, I think
I'm gonna throw up.

Don't! Not in my car!

Come on, pull over. Pull
over to the side, will you?

Damn it, boy. Keep
it tight, Henderson.

Right here

is where we lose 'em! Woo-hoo!

[HORN HONKS]

Watch out!

[MEN CHATTER INDISTINCTLY]

[SIREN WAILS]

NURSE: Easy.

Whoops. Good.

[GROANS]

Oh, yeah.

[GROANS]

You're doing very well.

Yeah? Compared to what?

Here. There you go.

Safe... and sound.

Is that what they call it?

How do you feel?

Weak.

Can I get you something?

Yeah.

Some rest...

a new body and a
general overhaul.

Now, you're not supposed
to move too much.

So if you need
anything, just push this,

and one of us will
come right over.

Oh, I get it.

[IMITATING GROUCHO MARX]
You're what they call a pushover.

[IMITATING MAE WEST] Oh, well,
then give me a call when you're better,

and I'll let you know!

[IMITATING HUMPHREY
BOGART] What's wrong with now...

sweetheart?

[BOTH LAUGH]

Dr. Greene will be in
to see you soon, okay?

Okay.

[MOANS]

Hutch!

Did you push, sir?

Oh, yeah. Where's my partner?

Excuse me?

Hutchinson. Ken Hutchinson.
We were in the car together.

Where is he? What
happened to him?

I'm sorry, sir. I don't know.

Well, you gotta find out!

Okay, okay. Calm down. I'll try.

Yeah. Hutchinson.
Ken Hutchinson.

We came into the
hospital together, huh?

I gotta know. Okay, now relax.

I'll find him. Right. Right.

Thank you.

D-Dr. Greene, the patient
was asking about his partner.

Mr. Ken... Hutchinson, yes.

I'll take care of it.
Thank you, doctor.

I'm Dr. Greene.

Aside from the bruises
and physical discomfort,

I think you were very fortunate.

However, we'll keep
you here for a few days

just for observation.

What about my partner?

A little bit more complicated.

What do you mean?

Well, his neck is sprained,

and there's a
possibility of concussion.

Physically, he
will recover, but...

But what?

His head sustained
a rather severe blow

at the moment of impact.

So, what's the complication?

Well, your friend, Mr. Starsky,

is suffering from amnesia.

What?

Wait a second.

Slow... Slow this
down so I can catch up.

What do you mean?

He remembers nothing.

Nothing?

You mean, he forgot last
week or last month? What?

Total blackout of
memory function.

We had to tell him his name.

I can't believe it.

I gotta see him.

No. They're bringing
him down now.

[MOANS SOFTLY]

[SIGHS DEEPLY]

Well, either way, it
can't be permanent.

I mean, I hear of temporary
amnesia all the time.

Well, as he recovers physically,

it's possible that he may
recover his memory as well.

No sweat.

As soon as he sees
this ugly mug of mine,

he'll be home free.

[DOOR OPENS]

Hey, Hutch.

Boy, am I glad to see that
ugly face of yours, buddy.

How you feeling?

I thought I was supposed to
have a private room, doctor.

We're short on beds.

I'm afraid you'll have to
share with Mr. Starsky.

Hey, Hutch.

You afraid of competition
for these pretty nurses?

Now, look, mister...

Hey. It's Starsky.

Obviously neither one
of us is in prime condition,

so if you don't mind...

I would like a little
peace and quiet...

Mr. Starky.

Starsky. With an S.

Nurse, please.

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[MOANS]

You know, this is really weird.

What's weird, Mr., um...?

Starsky.

Starsky.

Nothing's weird.

Everything's great.
Everything's copacetic.

This oatmeal's like cement mix.

Yes, it is a little stiff.

Mmm.

Zebra Three. Zebra Three.

What?

Zebra Three. Zebra Three.

Nurse!

Are you all right?

Zebra Three.

That's what headquarters
used to call us.

It was our code name.

Code name, huh?

Yeah.

Sounds like something
out of a B movie.

You trying to tell me I
was some kind of a spy?

You're not a spy, a cop.

Oh, please. Anything but a cop.

What's wrong with being a cop?

Oh, nothing. I, uh...

If you're into that kind
of a macho power trip.

How could anybody be, uh...

called Three Zebras?

That's it!

That's it! What's it?

You haven't changed! That's
what you used to always say.

You always used to say
that when you were a cop,

back before you forgot.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

You used to hate
numbers and code names.

It all came to a head one day

when we were
driving in my car...

What were you doing in there?

I just wanna get my car fixed!

I've been in there on
the phone for minutes

trying to prove
to the guy I exist.

Oh.

Did you ever think
about it, Starsky?

What?

Here we go. Another
day, another dollar.

Ten-four, Five-six,
Tack Two, Zebra Three.

They're trying to make us
into digits, and I'm tired of it.

Hey, hey, hey. You
know, it's important.

I enjoy being Zebra Three.

I don't think I
could sleep at night

if they took that away from us.

Starsky. What?

They feed us
numbers all day long.

They try to make
us into one of them.

You see, Zebra Three, -,

forty buffalo and
a gaggle of geese.

And a partridge in a pear
tree. Sounds like Christmas.

That's not funny.

I know it's not funny,

but it's not the end
of the world either.

I mean, look at it this way:

they could have made
us Wine Runner Four.

WOMAN DISPATCHER: Zebra Three...

You see? Isn't that beautiful?

Nah, let me take
it. No, I got it.

I'll take it. Okay.

Hello there, fellow person.

Nice human being,
are you calling us?

Zebra Three, come in, please.

Ten fours, forty zebras.

What are you talking,
antelopes?

What are we, a zoo?

Who is this?

This is Detectives
Hutchinson and Starsky.

No numbers today.

What do you wish, warm
person? Please talk now.

There's a .

That's a dead body

in Lincoln Gardens
near the museum.

...

[STARTS ENGINE]

We're rolling.

Sound familiar to you now?

No, not in the slightest.

NURSE: Good morning!

How are we today?

We are weird and we're
getting weirder by the minute.

Oh, yes, I can, uh, see that.

Time for your
medication, Kenneth.

What are you giving him?

A painkiller.

What kind of painkiller?

[SIGHS]

Just a small dose of
a morphine derivative.

Why are you so curious?

Oh, I was just wondering if...

How do you know he's not
gonna have a reaction to that?

Because I checked
his medical history.

As always.

Well, uh...

sometimes those things
don't tell the whole story.

What are you trying to tell her?

Oh, it's something that
happened a couple of years ago.

Not the sort of thing you want
to get around the department.

It wasn't your fault.

He was nabbed by a
couple of dope pushers

that had a score to settle.

They settled it with a needle.

Hutch, you crazy...

He's your partner, isn't he?

Yeah.

[PANTING]

OFFICER: My God.

He's a junkie!

Shut up, huh?

I'll handle it.

[MOANS]

I gotta make a report.

No report.

This didn't happen,
Bernie. Understand?

This didn't happen.

I'll take responsibility.

Thanks.

Give me a hand.

Come on, Hutch.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

But you kicked it cold turkey.

And I was with you
every second of the way.

And if you can do that, you
can get your memory back.

Mr. Starky...

Starsky.

Mr. Starky, if that's
a sample of my past,

I'm not sure I want it back.

Nurse, would you...
close that curtain?

Would you see if you
can do something for him?

I'm gonna go check
out the plumbing.

Um, why don't we
finish our paper later.

And, um...

I'll take you down for an
electroencephalogram.

Does it hurt?

Only if you fall off
the examining table.

Now, uh, help me
get you out of bed.

Okay.

WOMAN [ON PA]: Dr. Hyatt,
Dr. Hyatt, report to Admitting.

Well!

I guess that
Marsha couldn't bear

being around such
gorgeous creatures, huh?

Oh, look, Hutch, I know
it's kind of a drag, but...

the only way that you're
gonna find yourself

is if we talk about it.

Okay, so if you're not in
the mood to talk about it,

then I'm gonna talk about it.

And if you don't like it,

you can get yourself
transferred out of this room

by pushing that button.

Okay.

Look, I know you have

kind of a dim view about
police work, but, uh...

you know, there are a
lot of things to be proud of.

I mean, do you have
any idea how many times

you laid your life down
for another person?

Do you remember that
little girl that was kidnapped?

No, of course
you've forgotten it.

But... that freak who did it

had you running all over
the city for the ransom money.

Now, I was backing
you up on a motorcycle,

but you, you knew you had
that kid's life in your hands.

And you weren't gonna
let anything get in your way.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Yeah?

MAN: You got seconds
to get to the next one.

Go east on Sinclair.
. Don's Arcade.

Uh...

[LINE GOES DEAD]

HUTCH [OVER EARPIECE]:
Sinclair. Make that .

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Eighteen.

Get away from that phone!

Get away from that phone!

MAN: Not bad, clown.

Why don't we talk?

Save your breath, creep.

You're gonna need it.

From now on, you
only got five rings.

Three blocks north
on Aurora and Pacific.

There's a Laundromat.
The payphone's in the back.

You only got a minute.

A minute flat.

Laundromat, Aurora and Pacific.

Aurora and Pacific.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

I'm a cop!

Hey, baby, it's me,
Captain Surreal.

You ain't bad.

You're getting to
every place on time,

like a choo-choo train.

How do you feel?

I'm fine.

I'm just fine. Listen...

Don't sell me, man.

Can we just talk a minute?

Get moving, baby
blue. You got our money.

There's a bar and
grill, Willmington.

Four-forty Willmington.

Get over there, or we're
gonna cut up the girl.

You got seconds, Skutch.

[HORN HONKS]

[HORN HONKS]

That guy must be crazy.
Let's get him around the front.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Don't touch that phone!

Yeah?

What do you think
you're pulling?

What are you...? What
are you talking about?

You got cops in
front of that place!

Man, she's gonna die.

We'll let her die, man!

Get the hell out of here!

I said get out of here!

[TIRES SCREECH]

You see that? He
called the cops!

Hutch!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

MAN: Hey! Hey!

Get out of the way!

Get out of the way! MAN: Jesus!

I thought you were dead.

Bulletproof vest, remember?

I forgot.

Of course, if I
hadn't been there

backing you up
on that motorcycle,

who knows what
would have happened?

WOMAN [OVER
LOUDSPEAKER]: Nurse Phillips,

report to the maternity ward.

Aren't you glad the
EEG checked out?

Oh, yeah, now I only
have to worry about

a concussion and a broken
arm and a sprained back...

It could be worse.

Sure. It'd be better if the
guy had learned to use brakes.

What did you say?

Oh, I said, uh,

I could be better, but
those are the breaks.

STARSKY: What do you mean,
you don't know how to play pinochle?

Just what I said.

But you love pinochle!

How can you love something
you don't even know how to play?

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

Hey, hey, hey!

DOBEY: Hi there!

What do you say, fellas?

Que pasa, compadres?

STARSKY: Boy, am I
glad to see you guys!

Say, Hutchinson, is
it true about what...?

These friends of yours, Starsky?

Well, yeah. I-I guess
you could say that.

You boys wouldn't be in
show business, by any chance?

He's really lost it, huh?

Uh, Hutch... this
is Captain Dobey.

Dopey? Yeah.

Oh, really? You're
with the Army, huh?

No, he's a police captain.

Oh. Oh, a police captain.

This character over
here... the chief of police?

[LAUGHS]

I don't see anything
funny about that.

Hey, Hutch... I'm no character.

I'm Huggy Bear.

We go back farther
than Lewis and Clark!

Well, you'd think that somebody
who dresses the way you do,

I wouldn't forget.

You, captain, no offense meant,

but don't you think you
should... lay off the sweets?

Huh?

Can't wait for him to recover.

Um... you'll be glad to know

we, um... captured those
guys you were chasing.

That's fantastic. Isn't
that great news, Hutch?

Huh?

Well, uh, we would have
apprehended them ourselves

if it hadn't been
for that truck.

Yeah, the way
you drive, Starsky,

I'm surprised you
didn't fly over it.

Hey, I was trying to avoid
hitting an innocent bystander.

Clever.

Judging from my X-rays,
you hit something a lot worse.

I wouldn't talk if I were you.

You know, I've been sitting on
something for a long time here.

But last time we let
you behind the wheel,

it wasn't exactly
a pleasure cruise.

You've lost me.

I've lost you?

You damn near lost me.

[STARSKY SCREAMS]

Take it easy. Take it easy!

Every one of those bumps
is going right through me.

Sorry, Mr. Fortune,
but we can't stop again

if we want to get to the
airport when you wanted to.

Take it easy.

Hey, we got company!

I feel like I'm
eating the desert!

STARSKY: Argh!

[STARSKY YELLS]

Will you take it easy, Starsk?

How are we gonna
stop 'em? Watch this!

STARSKY: Watch out for the tree!

HUTCH: What tree?

I can't see a bloody thing!

Just hang on!

STARSKY: Look out!

What's the matter?
Are you crazy?

Take it easy, buddy.
I'm a certified pilot.

[STARSKY SCREAMING]

Don't look down, Starsk!

STARSKY [YELLING]: Why?!

Here they come!

MR. FORTUNE: Hey, wait
a minute. Get me out of here.

Now, we're gonna nail 'em
when they come over the top.

Olly, olly in free. Don't move!

Hey... I'm unarmed.

Welcome home, Joey.

So don't be giving me grief
about my driving, buddy.

Well, according to
your story, if it's true,

there were no injuries, right?

So what?

So if I can believe you,

when you were driving,
we were almost k*lled.

Oh, quit complaining, will
you? You're alive, aren't you?

I can't believe
that I'd be partners

with such a horrible,
hostile person.

Horrible? Hostile?

If I were really hostile,

I'd pop you in the mouth
for a cr*ck like that.

Ah-ah-ah-ah.

Well, it wouldn't
be the first time.

What's that supposed to mean?

How about the time you busted
him in that bar on rd Street?

STARSKY: Come on, Hug,

you know it was just an act.

Yeah, well, four
bad guys didn't win.

Hey, take it easy, will you?

Mmm. I've got the right
to remain silent. That it?

That's what they told you?

Just trying to help you
out, Starsk, that's all.

Well, you got a funny
way of showing it, pal.

STARSKY: I blow
away a no-good punk,

and you're ready to help
him nail me to the wall.

Nothing's happened yet, Starsky.

You've just been put
on suspension, that's all.

There's gonna be a hearing.

And you're gonna
testify at that hearing,

right, buddy boy. Hmm?

What are you going to
say at that hearing, huh?

You gonna tell 'em what
you said in your report?

Tell 'em what
you said out there,

remember, when you
found that he was dead?

The truth is what
I'm gonna tell 'em.

Yeah, well, let me tell
you something, partner.

I don't care about
the truth anymore.

I've had it up to
here. Ask Nellie.

Bad guys suck it all up.

Hey. This is... Oh!

Ugh!

HUTCH: Well, that's a
little bit hard to believe.

It's the truth.

NURSE [ON PA]:
Dr. Bear. Dr. Bear.

Please call your service.

HUGGY BEAR: Uh-oh. Um...

excuse me.

I told 'em I was a doctor.

You know, I thought
he'd never leave.

[SIGHS]

Well...

Hey, um...

[CLEARS THROAT]

Can one of you tell me
where the little boys' room is?

Uh, it's right there,
captain. First door.

Thank you.

Well...

CAPTAIN DOBEY: Don't go away.

[GROANS]

So, that's the kind
of work you do, huh?

What's that?

Running around punching people.

Now, wait a second...

Just not my cup of tea.

Tea?

Tea.

Let me ask you something:

In this, uh...

supposed relationship of ours...

have I ever had occasion
to punch you in the face?

To punch me?

Punch.

Punch.

Yeah.

Well, now that you mention it...

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Detective Starsky.

I want a coroner's lab
and a crime lea... La...

Coroner's team and a crime lab

at Berkeley, apartment .

Twenty-four!

Yeah.

[SLAMS PHONE DOWN]

What's going on?

She's dead, Hutch.

[WEEPING SOFTLY]

Grossman did it.

Grossman.

What are you talking about?

Why would he want to k*ll her?

What are you, crazy?

Listen to me, buddy.

I'm listening to what?

What good is this?

What are you doing
here? What did...?

Why did Huggy call me?

What is this?

She was gonna tell you.

[SOFTLY] Tell me what?

She worked for Grossman.

What did you say?

The only girls that work
for Grossman are hookers.

Are you trying to tell me
that... Gillian is a hooker?

Is that what you're trying
to tell me, buddy, friend?

That my girl is a
hooker, a prost*tute?

Look around you.

What do you think
bought this place?

You... You liar! You...

You never did like her!

You never could understand her!

That's not true,
and you know it.

Look, the last time we
went to Grossman's,

I went to the back room

and I saw her in
the massage parlor.

So what?

She could have been there...

She could have been
doing an interview.

She could have been
talking to some people.

She could have
been doing a story.

Come on.

What are you gonna do?
You wanna hit me again, huh?

Is that what you want?

She was a prost*tute.

And there's nothing
you can do or say

that's gonna change that fact.

Or the fact that she loved you,

and she was about to
give all this up just for you.

That's probably why
Grossman k*lled her.

Hey.

How many years have
we known each other, huh?

You're the best friend I
got in the whole world.

You think I like saying
things like this to you?

[WEEPS UNCONTROLLABLY]

It's okay.

It's gonna be okay.

Get it out, boy.

[CLOCK TICKING]

[STARSKY BREATHING DEEPLY]

[GROANS]

[SIGHS]

You awake?

Yeah.

You wanna talk?

What's there to talk about?

Well, I, uh...

I heard some
stories this afternoon

about some pretty
rough times I had.

And I, uh, just wanna
thank you for being there.

Go to sleep. It's no big deal.

Yes, it is.

Hey, plenty of times
you were there for me.

Yeah?

Times there were when
I almost packed it in.

You know, I once almost
quit the police force.

So, why didn't you?

The only job that
you could find me

was defensive end on
the Canadian football team.

[CHUCKLES]

Is that right?

Mmm.

I was going through some
pretty rough changes then.

You remember Terry?

Oh, you don't remember anything.

Well, to tell you the
truth, when Terry d*ed...

I didn't think I had
enough strength

to remain on this earth.

But you stuck with me.

[SIGHS]

Canadian football team.

He's the... A... A friend
of my brother-in-law...

A brother of my
friend-in-law in Duluth.

Yeah, his name is Harry.

Harry.

No, not Harry Harry.

Will you come
on? It's your turn.

Well, wait a second.

Go ahead and do
it for me, will you?

One second. Here it is.

Uh, here it is.

His name is Harry
Marri... Marrisipio.

Marrisipio, yeah.

You rolled a seven.

Well, this is the
front office, isn't it?

I mean, this is... Of
the Vancouver Lions?

Well, uh, he works
in that front off...

This is the football
office, yeah?

Yeah, well, you
see, my friend and I...

want to try out for
your football team.

Yeah.

Of course I know
what time it is.

It's the middle of the night.

No, we're not playing
football for anybody right now.

Uh... we're policemen.

But, um...

uh, we're tough.

And we're gonna give
it up. We're gonna quit.

Yeah.

Hello?

Hello?

He hung up on me.

Will you please give me $?

Starsky... you know something?

You really stink at this game.

The only thing you
own is the utilities.

Yeah? Yeah.

Well, I didn't want to play
football in Canada anyway.

Uh-huh.

Too cold. You
gotta be a pelican.

Well, we gotta do something
if we're not gonna be cops.

Well, maybe we ought to
go down to South America

and try robbing banks.

[LAUGHING]

Oh, come on, get
serious, will you?

[CLOCK CHIMING]

I should get serious.

Man's trying to sign us up for
the Canadian Football League.

Well...

Here you go, Bronco.

Open it up.

You know, I feel...

[SIGHS]

I feel kind of strange.

Hey, it's midnight.

Two weeks.

Terry said that two
weeks after she...

We should open it.

I'll show you.

[RUSTLES PACKAGING]

A Thousand Ways to Win Monopoly.

[LAUGHS]

"Hutch."

Yeah.

That's Ollie.

She used to keep him
on her bed with her.

"To dearest Hutch...

"to you I entrust...

"Ollie and Dave.

"Please love them both.

Don't let either one
of them change."

It's beautiful.

I don't know why
Terry got me that book.

I was great at Monopoly.

No, you weren't.

Sure, I was. I used
to b*at everybody.

You were a rank amateur.

Terry used to roll over
you all the time. What?

You'd get stomped
every time you played.

I was there, chump.

You were lucky to get a
couple of lousy utilities.

Compared to you, Terry looked
like Chase Manhattan Bank.

Hutch...

you're remembering.

Your memory's coming back.

You realize what's
happening? You got it.

I never lost it.

I can't believe it. Just li...

What did you say?

[SIGHS]

I never lost it.

I was faking it.

You were faking it?

How you doing?

How am I doing?

Mm-hmm.

I could k*ll you.

Why?

Why?

Why could you do this...?

To give you
something to consider

the next time you
double-clutch me into a truck.

Why, you lousy phony!

How else would I get a chance
to hear these wonderful stories?

Wonderful stories, huh...? Yeah.

I'll tell you. Want to
tell a wonderful story?

I'll tell you a wonderful story

about a wonderful partner
who's sitting in his wonderful bed...

Well, now, you think about...

Oh, you're a lousy...! The
next time that you push...!

Good morning, Mr. Dobey.

Captain Dobey. Good morning.

Captain Dobey,
isn't it wonderful?

What?

Mr. Sparsky.

He got his memory back.

You mean Mr. Hutchinson?

Well, one of the two.

When did this happen?

Oh, he's such a devil.

He was faking it all the time.

He never forgot his
memory. Isn't that super?

Yeah. That's super.

And so are you, uh, Miss...?

[GIGGLES]

Bonnie.

Oh! Miss Bonnie.

For me?

STARSKY: Oh!

Well, this is a
pleasant surprise.

Uh... you remember
Captain...? Uh.

Um... I think he wants to
try to remember it himself.

Uh... I'll help you.

STARSKY: Okay? Watch.

Sounds like...

BOTH: Sounds like...

um...

uh, uh...

Blimp.

Oh, my God.

I think we better lie you down.

Oh, I need a vacation.

Uh, excuse us, captain.

I need a vacation.

Excuse us. Mm-hmm.

[GROANS]

Would you help me into bed?

Yeah. Wrong one. Over here.

Over here.

Oh, yeah. Right.

That's it. Take it easy now.

Would you mind
fluffing the pillows?

Yeah. Yeah. Here you go.
Sit down. Get your legs up.

Oh, I need a vacation.

Yeah.

Uh, you want the light on?

Oh, no. Leave it off. I
have such a headache.

In that case, captain, would
you shut the blinds, please?

[GROANS]

BONNIE: Are you in pain?

Oh, I'm not sure.

Well, maybe I'd
better take your pulse.

Uh, where? What?

Where do you want
to take my pulse?

[BONNIE AND HUTCH LAUGH]

Oh! My head!

Uh... would you
like the bed raised?

Oh, yes, I think so.

Captain... would you mind?

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh, my God! His pulse
is going like a crazy thing.

I think I'd better get you
something to slow it down.

Okay? STARSKY: Okay.

Right?

[BONNIE GIGGLES]

You guys are so cute.

I mean, I can't
remember the last time

that anybody faked amnesia.

[GIGGLES]

Uh...

Comfortable?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

That means stop.

This means go.

I'll see you both...
tomorrow morning, a.m.,

Forty-second and
Broad... traffic control.

And, uh... bring your whistles.

[GROANS]