01x08 - Boop

[bunniefuu]

["COLORS" PLAYING]

[CELL PHONE DIALING]

[SIGHS]

[CELL PHONE BUZZES]

Hi, Grandpa.

Mase-man. How you doing?

I thought I was gonna get your mom's,
uh, voice mail again. How are ya?

- I'm good.
- How's baseball going?

Awesome. I'm playing center field.

Oh! Wow. Very important position.

Much better than right field.
That's where they put all the nerds.

[CHUCKLES] You're not
supposed to say "nerds."

Not supposed to say "nerds?"

- [PAUL] That's stupid.
- [CHUCKLES]

Kiddo, is your mom around?
Could you put your mom on?

- Hello? Hello?
- Uh, Paul.

- Paul, hey. Hey, it's Dave.
- [PAUL GROANS]

Uh... [STUTTERS] ...
look. Meg is in the shower,

but, uh, you know she
doesn't wanna talk right now.

Yeah, well, do me a favor, Dave.

Will you just tell her
that that's childish?

Good talking to you, Paul.

Well, it's good talking
to you too, Dave.

- [DAVE] Bye.
- [LINE BEEPS]

[GROANS]

For a week or so, Donny was great.

But now he's back to criticizing
every single thing I do.

- [SIGHS]
- Well, Grace,

you know my professional opinion.

Your husband's a f*cking tool.

- [SCOFFS]
- I'm sorry,

but he has the energy of an
' s movie villain, you know?

Like, he would definitely sweep the leg

if he was commanded to by his sensei.

Well, it never stops.
And I do everything.

Like, all he does is make coffee.

Like, "Eggs are too runny, Grace,
but mmm, this coffee's next level.

You f*cked up the laundry again
but my coffee is tight as sh*t."

I'm sorry, he says "tight
as sh*t" about a beverage?

You know, sometimes I just wanna push

his precious coffee right off the table.

Just like, boop. All
over his weird balls.

Weird how?

They're enormous, and
they're just not...

Okay, I don't need to know.
You should do it, Grace.

I mean, not onto his testicles,
'cause that would be as*ault, but yeah,

like, into a kitchen sink or something.

That's called a pattern interrupt.

So, boop him?

Boop. Nobody changes bad
behavior without consequences.

You f*ck up, Grace, you
gotta face the music.

[SIGHS] As a matter of fact, I'm
gonna be facing it later today.

Why? What'd you do?

I'm sorry that I had
sex with Auntie Gaby.

Oh, my God.

Dude, she's literally never called me

"Auntie Gaby" in her f*cking life.

Why would you say that? Are you
trying to make it weirder for her?

I'm not trying, it's just happening.

Okay, I'm gonna go.

Wait. Please, please, please. Just...

We feel like the only way to
get to the other side of this

- is with an honest conversation.
- Right.

I don't wanna hear about
how you desecrated Gaby.

Hold up. We actually
desecrated each other.

That's right. She did a
lot of the heavy lifting.

And you know me. You really think
I didn't have a f*cking say in this?

Hmm? You think it's just all based
on his charisma and... and his game?

Look at your dad's face.

That's the face of somebody
who's only slept with what?

Hmm? Two to three women tops.

- It's just face. [CHUCKLES]
- [CHUCKLES] Okay.

Oh, my God. Fine, you win, Gaby. Okay?

I'm f*cking mad at you too. Do
you want me to call you Mommy?

Hey, I don't like that.
I don't like that one bit.

Your father and I, we had a discussion,

and we decided that
it was a huge mistake.

Absolutely right. We
were both just in a...

in a vulnerable spot, and...

- No.
- Okay.

- And it meant nothing.
- Nothing.

So, to get this straight,

you bang someone who
doesn't mean anything to you,

but meant a lot to Mom,
and you did it in Mom's bed?

It's my bed too, okay? Did it
come from her childhood home? Yes.

Was that a gift from Grandpa
after Grandma d*ed? Sure.

But it wasn't just her
bed, it was mine also.

Also, it didn't all happen in the bed.

Hmm? Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

- There was some standing.
- Oh, Jesus.

I'm gonna go puke.

- Yeah. Fair. That was fair.
- [SIGHS]

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

We said we were gonna be honest,
and there was some standing.

[GROANS]

See you at work.

["FRIGHTENING FISHES" BY
BENJAMIN GIBBARD PLAYING]

How do you eat this sh*t?

You've never had Fun Dip?

No, I've never had Fun Dip.

You just scoop up the
sugar stuff with the stick

and afterwards you can eat the stick.

- No sh*t?
- Yeah.

Why do I have to pay you in candy?

'Cause you're poor and I like candy.

[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

[ALICE] Ugh.

Summer keeps texting me about
her f*cking Garden Party tonight.

What's a Garden Party?

It's like Drinks Under the Bridge,

except everybody sneaks into Kinneola
Gardens and gets f*cked up there.

Summer's good at naming things.

Maybe I should go. Everyone in my
life just does whatever they want.

You know, last week, I was at the
beach and this USC guy came up to me

and was asking me where I went to
college, and totally hitting on me.

Maybe I should've just gone
home with him on his Vespa.

Don't even joke about hooking
up with guys who ride Vespas.

[CHUCKLES]

You can eat this?

Mm-hmm.

Mmm. That's good stick.

You are the only normal
adult in my life right now.

- [SCOFFS]
- Yeah.

My dad is being such a stupid assh*le.

Why don't you just cut him some slack?

You young people think you're the
only ones in the world with problems.

Your dad's going through some sh*t.

Everyone is.

It's not just all about you, you know?

- I never said it was.
- What...

But you said these talks
were for venting about

what's bothering me, so...

Oh, my God. I don't know what's
up your butt but f*ck this.

Okay. Look, I'm sorry.

[STAMMERS] I was...

I'm stuck in my own stuff.

I shouldn't have put it on you.

Please don't go. Come on.

If you go, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna feel like sh*t.

Bye.

You've got a way with
women, don't you, Paul?

sh*t.

That is a very bad hiking outfit.

- Oh, you think? I already have swamp ass.
- [CHUCKLES]

I was hoping we could talk
before you started hiking.

Yeah, sorry man. I can't be flexible
with my wedding workout schedule.

I'm just a few weeks away from
being shirtless all the time.

Even at work and restaurants.

- I don't even f*ck shirtless anymore.
- [LAUGHS]

Hey, listen, Charlie.
I already spoke to Brian

about my behavior at the party,

but I wanted to apologize to you also.

- It's all good. We love you, Jimmy.
- Yeah.

- By the way, we're moving the wedding up.
- Oh.

Next month is the perfect time
for us to both take off from work.

Also, if we throw it together fast

we can accidentally forget to
invite anyone we secretly hate.

[ALL] Ben.

And, uh, hey, man.
Stop for a second, okay?

Uh, I know that we promised
to officiate for each other...

Yeah.

... but I'm sure the last thing
you wanna do is make a big speech

about love and marriage.

No, what? Are you kidding?
I'm super excited about this.

I'm gonna knock it out of the park
just like you did for Tia and me.

Oh. [CHUCKLES]

Hey, I'm gonna head
back. Because my thighs

are bleeding through my pants,

- so I'll see you guys later.
- Um, okay. Okay.

- [CHARLIE] Bye.
- [BRIAN] Bye. Bye, buddy.

[CHUCKLES] Great job telling him
you didn't want him to marry us.

Oh, be quiet.

- Bye!
- Bye!

- f*ck. [SIGHS]
- It's okay.

I have a question for you. How
do you feel about art shows?

k*ll me dead.

Okay. Well, do you wanna
come with me to an art show?

Yes, I'll drive. Too thirsty?

Yes, but it works for us.
That's part of our brand.

- [GASPS] We have a brand?
- [CHUCKLES]

I'm so excited we have a brand.

But listen, here's the deal,

Nico invited me to his art
show and I really wanna support.

How's his stuff?

Do his painting actually
look like something,

or are they just kind of, like, blah?

Um, some are "blah," but
then some are like, "Okay."

- [SEAN] Hey, y'all.
- [GABY] Hi.

Liz, I got your platter
from the barbecue.

Thank you.

Hey, Sean. Would you... Would you
wanna go to an art show with us?

- Like paintings?
- Mmm. Some are "blah," but some are "okay."

[CHUCKLES] I think you'll dig it.

Plus, you know I can't bring a
rich white lady to an art show

without bringing a Black
person to balance it.

- Say less. I got you.
- Thanks, fam.

Um, my other Black friends bring
me places without balancing it out.

Liz, you ain't got no
other Black friends.

- Not a chance in hell.
- I know.

But I want to so bad.

Yeah.

- [PIANO PLAYS, THUMPS]
- [DOOR OPENS]

- Hey.
- Hey.

I'm just cleaning some
residual puke out of the piano.

- Oh.
- As you can see,

- the high C, still not working.
- [PIANO PLAYS, THUMPS]

Ah, well. You know, worst case scenario

you just have to throw
the whole thing away.

Um... [SIGHS]

- I need to tell you something.
- What's up?

[SIGHS] Ah, I thought I was gonna
get away with leaving you a note.

I didn't see your car.

Wait, s-sorry. Where's my car?

[BRIAN] I don't know.

[JIMMY] What the hell?

Maybe Alice took it?

She doesn't have a
license. [CHUCKLES] Uh...

Alice!

Are you home? Alice!

- [SIGHS]
- This is not good.

Don't worry. This just happened with
our dog. Did you have her chipped?

[SEAN] Whoa.

Yeah.

[SEAN] This is pretty cool.

Right? Plus, you needed a break
from all those rich white people.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Do you think they validate?

- It was fun while it lasted.
- Yeah.

Oh, sh*t.

- What? What?
- Look.

- O... over there, those women.
- Here? Oh. Hmm.

Those are some of Nico's old friends.

I don't think they like me very much.

Well, then they're stupid.
Who do we hate the most?

You can be subtle. My key
chain has a laser pointer.

I don't know. It's hard to
choose. They all suck ass.

[LIZ] I bet she's the worst.

- Hey! Stop it.
- What? What?

- [GABY] I can't stand that ho.
- [LIZ] Ho.

[LAUGHS] Look like she talking
sh*t about you right now.

- She does, doesn't she?
- Mm-hmm.

She's probably like, "Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Look at her with her fine
ass, ' tall, got a PhD.

Looking very moisturized, all...
Having all cool sex all the time."

So, in your head you think
she's calling you "moisturized?"

I didn't say she was blind, Sean.

I said she was a
bitch. Get with it, man.

Okay.

[SIGHS] Guys, we shouldn't have come.

No, Nico wanted you to.

Actually, he didn't.

When he used to have shows,

he would get so stressed
that he would relapse.

I guess I wanted to come
to make sure he's okay.

I wanted to check on him.

Oh. So, you're codependent. Got it.

The f*ck? You don't know
my life. You don't know me.

Okay. It's getting a little
real. I'll be back in five.

Oh, come on.

[SIGHS] Listen, Liz. I feel
really vulnerable right now

and there's plenty other time
to call me out on my bullshit,

but for now, I just want
some unconditional support,

and for you to throw me a
superficial compliment or two

if it looks like I'm spinning out.

Copy that. I can be a jerk.

That's why all of my friends are rocks.

But I do really appreciate
you coming, okay?

Honestly, I haven't seen
Nico since the divorce.

What if he gets mad that I came?

What if we get into this,
like, big public fight?

You're so pretty.

Hey, that was great.
You're a fast learner.

That girl has nice abs.

[GABY] She does, but
she doesn't have a head.

I'd give up my head for those abs.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

[SCOFFS]

Hey, Jimmy. What did you do?

Why would you say that?

Because you do a lot of dumb sh*t.

Fair, but maybe this time,
I'm just calling to say hello.

- Are you?
- Nope. Uh, I lost my kid and my car.

You were with her earlier, right?

Do you have any idea where she might be?

Oh, f*ck.

You really didn't have to come, Paul.

It's just a couple of minutes away.

Yeah, I did. This whole Garden
Party thing is... is all my fault.

I'm the Jimmy in this situation.

- What?
- The f*ck up.

Ah, of course.

"Of course?" Seriously?

I was upset with my daughter
and I took it out on Alice.

Cardinal sin for a therapist.

Come on. You had an off day.
I've had plenty of off days.

Once I told a patient to relieve stress,

she should masturbate
instead of meditate.

They both work.

What is Kevin doing here?

This is my car. If you're
wondering why I'm in the back seat,

- that's probably a self-esteem thing.
- You think?

He was at my place because...
because he had something to tell me.

- What was it?
- Forget about that. Let's focus on Alice.

What, is it bad?

No. No.

It was bad.

Come on. Just... Just tell me.

Okay. [SIGHS] I don't want
you to officiate our wedding.

[CHUCKLES]

Why the f*ck would you
tell me that right now?

You told me to. Jimmy, you fell
apart at our engagement party.

There's no way you're gonna hold
it together for an entire wedding.

I did not fall apart, okay?

f*ck! Yes, I did. Okay, fine. f*ck!

Man, I'm sorry. This is not a big deal.

Paul, it's not a big deal, right?

I thought you two were best friends.

[STUTTERS, SIGHS]

["SURPRISE" PLAYING]

Wow, you really hate this painting.

[CHUCKLES] No. No, that's...
that's-that's a look of self-hatred.

- I actually really... [CHUCKLES]
- Oh.

I really dig this one.

I'm Aliyah. Um, I
actually run the gallery.

- Oh, awesome. I'm Gaby.
- Yeah.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Gaby. [CHUCKLES]

Why are you here b*ating
yourself up, Gaby?

You know, just putting the needs
of some guy I'm no longer with

before my own self-care.

- Ah, yes. I'm very familiar. [CHUCKLES]
- You know? Yeah.

If it helps, um, I like to save
every wounded man that I meet.

- Mmm. Mmm.
- Even when they don't want me to.

Sometimes they steal from me.

- Oh, no. Yeah, holy sh*t.
- Yeah. Yeah.

- You're a disaster.
- Oh, thank you so much. I appreciate that.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Well, um, I'm gonna go see if
this artist is ever gonna show.

- So, it was nice meeting you.
- You too.

- I'll see you around.
- Yeah, totally.

- This one's blah.
- Oh, come on.

- Where were you?
- I was here. I just made a new friend.

Is it her?

Hey. Stop.

Does she wanna f*ck you?

- God, I don't know yet.
- Mmm.

Okay, they're probably up by the gazebo.

Do you think he's still mad at me?

It's been over eight minutes. He's
probably forgotten all about it.

[PEACOCK CROWING]

- [PAUL] Holy sh*t.
- [BRIAN] Oh, my God. Is that a peacock?

g*dd*mn things are all over the park.

[ALL] Ooh.

Wait, what does it mean when they
spread their feathers like that?

I can't remember. They either
want to att*ck us or f*ck us.

Not sure which I prefer.

So we're gonna need a... a distraction.

I volunteer as tribute.

Don't care if I lose an eye,
if it means you forgive me.

Look, I know that I f*cked up.

I just... I was really
excited about this.

I'm sorry. I can't.

I just... I want that
day to be perfect in...

- [SHOUTS]
- [PEACOCK SQUAWKS]

Sorry, got bored.

Okay. Let's go, all right.

So, how's the job search going?

Almost as bad as this
tiny-ass crab cake.

This tastes like sh*t. Try it.

That is a great sales
pitch, Sean. I'm gonna pass.

[GROANS] I could do way better.

Honestly, I would love
to get into catering,

but there's already, like,
a million in Pasadena.

Yeah, but you have an
angle. Not only can you cook,

but all my snobby
friends would k*ll to say,

"Our caterer is a young Black veteran.
I discovered him. He's amazing."

- You know a lot of snobs?
- They're my people.

Hey. Guys.

You know, I could call
it "White Guilt Catering."

[LIZ] Oh, I'd invest.

You guys see this painting?

- Blah.
- Mm-mmm.

Yeah, well, it's me.

- Okay. Yeah.
- Okay.

[PEACOCK SQUAWKING]

[PAUL] g*dd*mn peacocks.

Guys, come on. I said
no dr*gs. They're wrong.

- Hey, Summer.
- Oh, hi, Mr. Laird.

Is Alice here?

She bailed. Dumb move.
She's missing a rager.

Is she? This guy's playing
Wordle on his phone.

Hey, where'd did she go?

Don't know. Sorry.

She's lying.

- Yes. I've met Summer before, Paul.
- Yeah.

[JIMMY] Okay.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

[GROANS]

So, here's the deal. [SIGHS]

I wasn't freaking out when I
thought that Alice was with you.

It actually didn't bother
me when she took my car.

You know why? 'Cause
she knows how to drive.

I taught her when she
was getting her permit.

But she never got her license
'cause her mom had that accident.

Probably should've made her, you know,

but I was pretty checked out.

To be honest, this was all much easier

when I was numb and
not paying attention.

But now I am.

And my kid is not here, and
I'm really worried about her.

So, how about you do me a solid
and tell me where the f*ck she is?

She went to USC.

Oh, sh*t. She said she met
some college kid on a Vespa.

[CLICKS TONGUE, SIGHS] Not a Vespa guy.

I know. I told her.

She sent me his address.

Just wanted us to know where
she was in case he k*lled her

- and we needed to find her body.
- Okay.

Okay. Now I'm really f*cking stressed.

I'm good, man.

Yeah, go.

Hey, you guys know Luke? Is Luke here?

Stop trying to f*ck
your English teacher.

[ATTENDEES CHUCKLING]

You have to let her go.

That's me. You guys can't tell?

In our defense, her head is a triangle.

This is called Muse on Couch.

I'm a therapist. What
do therapists sit on?

[ALL] Couches.

Also, I'm a muse. I'm musing
here. I'm musing there.

- I'm musing all over the f*cking place.
- Uh-huh. Hmm.

Hey, Gaby.

Hi, Nico.

Hi. It's so nice to meet you. I'm
Liz. I've heard so much about you.

What? Not... Not so much. Just
a normal amount. [CHUCKLES]

- Right. My bad.
- I'm Sean.

- Hey.
- Heard about you when I read your sign.

Nice to meet you both.

Come on. I know when to walk
away way more than you do.

I know. It's not my strong suit.

- [SMACKS LIPS] This is weird.
- Yeah. [CHUCKLES, SIGHS]

Yeah. I had this thing
where I wanted you to come

but I didn't think you would.

Oh, well, I had this thing where
I wasn't invited and I came anyway.

No, I'm glad you did. It wouldn't
feel right if you weren't here.

Plus, I wanted you to
see me doing better.

I'm really proud of you.

I gotta go work the room.

You better work. You
better work that room.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh, my God. These kids look so young.

At our age, everybody looks young.

Our age? We are not peers.

Okay, here it is. Guys, look, I
wanna scare the sh*t out of this kid,

so let's try to look like badasses.

You're the weak link.

I know. I was psyching myself up, Paul.

You're Chet, right?

Where's Alice?

Uh, I think your grandpa
and dads are here.

- [PAUL] Ah.
- Oh, my God. How did you find me?

We'll talk about it later. Let's go.

I'm an attorney. You know
she's underage, right?

- No. No, you told me you were .
- Yeah. Well, she's .

- What?
- I'm not .

You coming, Paul?

I'm not done scaring him yet.

- [SWALLOWS]
- There it is. Good night, Chet.

Excuse me. Thanks.

[GROANS] Sparkling cider?

Well, apparently it's a dry event.

Oh, f*ck that.

[SIGHS] I'm sorry. It's
just... Look at him.

He's not just doing
okay. He's doing great.

And that makes you angry?

Yes. Explain it to him.

She's so mad, Sean. How
are you not getting that?

I mean, I put in the work,
Sean. Like eight long years.

Eight of 'em, Sean.

We split up, and then he chooses
to be the best version of himself?

Oh, I get it now. Now, that makes sense.

You didn't know why I was mad,
you were just going along with it?

- Mm-hmm.
- [CLICKS TONGUE] Oh, love you.

- Love you.
- Okay, now I'm on board. Nico's a d*ck.

Nico's a d*ck.

No, Sean. Nico's a great person.

Yeah, Sean, you dummy.

Okay, back in five. Maybe ten.

What am I doing? I should be
happy that he got his act together.

I can't be some petty bitch for
the rest of my life, you know?

Oh, enjoy it for one night.

Hey, everybody. Uh, thank you all
so much for coming out tonight.

Truly, from the bottom of
my heart, it means a lot.

My friends, peers, loved ones,
people who brought their wallets.

[CROWD CHUCKLES]

And especially those
who helped get me here.

[SIGHS] Oh, f*ck.

- Did she say anything in the car?
- [DOOR SLAMS]

No. Not a word.

Oh, man. You know, my dad was
kind of a gruff, intimidating guy.

- No way.
- Stop it.

I never would've got
away with any of the sh*t

that Alice pulled tonight.

What's her punishment gonna be?

Nothing. Jimmy's gonna
let her off the hook.

Come on. You don't know that.

Yeah, I do.

You've screwed up so many times,

you think you don't have the
right to be upset with anybody.

Christ. Look at this guy.

You're pissed at him, and he's
sucking on one of your beers.

This beer's actually really
good. What is it, an IPA?

Boop.

- Boop?
- Yeah, boop.

- Boop?
- Yeah, boop.

Look, man. You hurt my feelings.
I'm gonna need some time.

[SCOFFS]

- Are you proud of yourself?
- Always.

Yeah, good night, Brian.

Okay. Yeah.

- May I...
- Good night, Brian.

Okay.

[BRIAN] Boop? Who says "boop?"

- [CHUCKLES]
- [CHUCKLES] Yeah.

- How did that feel?
- Yeah, that felt good.

But that's 'cause I know that
he and I are gonna be okay.

It's different with Alice. We're
on... We're on shaky grounds.

All the more reason.

Tough talk, Paul.
How's it going with Meg?

[SIGHS, CHUCKLES]

Total sh*t show.

Sorry.

I'd k*ll to be able to be her dad again.

You still have a sh*t with Alice.

But you gotta stop being a coward.

Put the hammer down.
She'll appreciate it.

No, she won't.

Maybe not.

But you'll feel good about yourself.

You know why? 'Cause it's your job.

But, hey. What do I know?

Somebody gotta give me a
ride home. [EXHALES DEEPLY]

I'm the only one here, Paul.

You'll do.

[GABY] I'm gonna go and say goodbye.

- We got you.
- Thanks. [SIGHS]

Honestly, there's one person, and
I wouldn't be here without her.

Might sound corny, but she's my muse.

- Right on cue.
- [CHUCKLES] You talking about me?

- Maybe.
- [CHUCKLES]

Honestly, it's a
little bit embarrassing,

but Nico told me that this
painting is actually me.

You ready to go?

- Not yet.
- Uh-oh.

Hey, Nico. Hi.

That painting is me.

Muse on a Couch is me.
Check it out. What's that?

Oh, look. It's a freckle

that you know about from all
the sex we had together. And...

- Liz, a little help, please.
- Oh, I got you. I got... I got you.

Boom! A freckle. Boom. That freckle. Me.

Freckle here. Freckle there.

Freckle here. Freckle
there! That painting is me!

And, Aliyah, I'm really sorry you
had to experience me like this.

I think you have a sick and cool
vibe, and I love your outfit,

I love your f*cking earrings, and
everything about you is super tight.

- Good night. Thank you.
- [GABY] This is bullshit.

You know what? I shouldn't
do this, but I will.

[LIZ] No, don't.

I'm not gonna kink
shame, but maybe I will.

- [LIZ] No.
- He loves thumbs in the butt.

- [LIZ] All right.
- That was a part of all the work I did.

[GABY] I put thumbs in the butt,

- It was nice meeting you.
- and he loved it.

[GABY] Sometimes I would
put two thumbs in his butt,

- and he'd say, "More, more. I want more."
- Thank you. Sorry.

It was a lovely event.

Lovely. I mean, y'all just...

- Y'all k*lled this sh*t. Mmm.
- [GABY] The painter is a butt man.

Hey. Took you a long time.

Yeah, I had to go to, like,

three different gas stations
to find Fun Dip for Paul.

He's like a... like a junkie now.

Keeps talking about getting his sticks.

Yeah, that's my bad. I guess
all of tonight was my bad.

I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

[CHUCKLES, BREATHES DEEPLY]

No it won't. Not for at least two
months, 'cause you're grounded.

[CHUCKLES] Grounded?
You can't be serious.

- Try me.
- You can't ground me.

You've been a train
wreck for the last year.

[SIGHS] Okay, you know what?

That may be true, but I pay
the bills, so I make the rules.

From now on, you go to school,
you go to soccer practice,

and then you come home. Nothing else.

W... I-I'm going to
Japanese Breakfast next week.

Well, it looks like you're
gonna have to eat it at home.

It's a band, assh*le.

Well, with an ironic name like
that, they must be fantastic.

They f*cking are. And you know
what? Mom would have never done this.

Yes, she would.

Yes, she would, and you f*cking know it.

I f*cking hate you!

Yeah, well, I f*cking love you!

[DOOR SLAMS]

[SIGHS]

["DRAG" PLAYING]