01x06 - Shapeshifter

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rocket & Groot". Aired: March 10 –; May 1, 2017.*
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Before becoming Guardians of the Galaxy, Rocket and Groot were bounty hunters trying to get a ship.
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01x06 - Shapeshifter

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[MUSIC]

ROCKET: Get back here, you pointy

-haired freak!

Filthy bounty hunters, leave me alone!

Don't let him get away, Groot!

That shapeshifter's worth half a million credits.

I am Groot!

[GRUNTING]

[YELLS]

Huh!

[BEEPS]

[MUMBLES]

[GROANING]

Huh?

What are you waiting for?!

Get him!

Don't fall for that.

He's the bounty!

Come on!

[MUMBLING]

[BOTH YELP]

What are you doing?

- He's the imposter!

- This is ridiculous!

- Groot!

Come on!

- It's me!

- I am Groot.

- I'm the real Rocket.

Look, I know I don't tell you enough, but we've been through a lot.

And I would never wanna face the galaxy

- without you by my side.

- Aw.

Mmm?

[CLEARS THROAT]

You, wood for brains, waste of space!

I'm gonna bust your branches if you don't get me outta here right now!

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

- I am Groot!

- Yeah, yeah, me too.

So, what are we gonna do with our shapeshifting friend?

Hey, stop playing with that!

I am Groot.

[SQUEAKING]

I don't like this!

[LAUGHS]

[BEEPING]

Come on, Groot, try it.

It's a blast.

[COW MOOING]

I am Groot.
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