01x02 - Phantasmo

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lilo & Stitch". Aired: September 20, 2003 – July 29, 2006.*
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Continuing where Stitch! The Movie left off, Lilo and Stitch are given the task of collecting the rest of Jumba's missing experiments, changing them from bad to good, and finding the one place where they truly belong.
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01x02 - Phantasmo

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka!

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ha ha ha!

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Aloha, buoys and gulls!
Welcome to macki macaw's,

home of the homey hometown luau!

I'm macki macaw, and
these are the hammerheads!

Yay! Yay!

We're gonna have loads of fun

and you're...

aaah! Aah!

Uh, macki's taking a
little hometown nap.

Boo! Boo!

Primitive earth
entertainment technology...

Very entertaining.

Especially when
he entertained us

by catching on
fire. Fascinating.

Wait your turn, stitch!

Macki may be
combustibally challenged,

but I love this
place. It's homey.

Why don't we come
here more often?

Rarr!

Ahh!

Aah!

That's why. Unh!

Be sure to leave him a big tip.

Come on, stitch.
There's prizes to be won.

A genuine Pearl oyster!

We could be multi-millionaires!

Ih ih ih!

But I don't have a quarter.

Ohh! Ooh! Um...

Yay for
extra-terrestrial puppies!

Stitch: Yes! Yay!

Score!

Aga taka!

Nah!

Hey! Cut it out! What
is the matter with you?

Lilo: It wasn't stitch's fault!

The machine cheated. I saw it!

He was just trying
to win me a prize.

Huh? Heh.

See?

We're sorry. Here.

Keep it. Just go.

Come on, lilo.

Lilo! Have you finished
giving him a bath?

Ooh! Uda booga!

You know how he is about water.

I almost had him lulled
into a false sense of security.

And then you said the b-word.

Never say the b-word!

You mean... Bath?

Why do you torment me?

Whew!

Well, look who's on
the I am from the lather.

Running from the long
arm of the lavatory, huh?

Huh?

Hmm, I wonder where stitch is.

Who can say? Probably not
in soiled apparel depository.

Oh, no. Definitely not in there.

Ok, then! I'll leave!

I'm walking away now!

Bye!

Hmm?

Gotcha! Ohhh.

If you cooperate, I
promise I won't drown you.

Unh!

Lilo: P.U.!

How much pizza and soda
can one mutant alien wear?

I gotta get in my jammies.

Whew!

Whoa!

Nani: What is going on in here?!

My dishes!

The ones featuring
begonias of the world,

available only in
limited quantities!

You broke 'em!

Nuwaga! Naga cada go!

claims dishes fall and
break all by themselves.

Not buying it, Mr. Destructo!

Go to your room!

Ohhh.

If he says he didn't
do it, he didn't do it.

All right, then, who did do it?

I don't know.

Unh! Well, I do know one thing.

It's bedtime. We'll talk
about this in the morning.

Don't worry. She probably
got some bad pizza.

She'll forget all
about it by tomorrow.

Heh heh heh!

Gah... huh?

Gunh!

Shiriko!

Hmm.

Hmm. Izzabeh.

Huh? Oof!

Aah!

Somebody painted me green!

Experiment analyzer
device is sabotaged.

And my begonia has
been plant-napped!

Oh, the plant-amity!

Whoa.

That's a new look.

Anybody seen stitch?

Mmm... ohh...

Ebaka?

Why... Am I not surprised?

Ohh! I do not have
time for this today!

has been very bad.

I'm very proud.

How do you know stitch did it?

Anybody could have put
a paint brush in his hand

and pleakley's plant
in the other hand.

And... Broke my record player?!

And my hound dog single?

But... stitch wouldn't do that.

Yeah! Yeah, yeah, it's jabanaga.

I'm gonna be late for work.

This behavior has got to stop.

Hey, somebody dropped a picture.

Why, it's stitch scrubbing
his smelly alien toes

with a purple toothbrush.

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, it is to laugh.

That's hilarious.

Hey, which poor sucker
has a purple toothbrush?

Oh.

Bleeeh!

That's... it!

Oh!

He stays outside
until I get home.

But stitch said he didn't...

lilo, that's an
order, and no buts,

or I'll put you out with him!

Fine!

Don't worry, stitch.

It'll be ok.

Hee hee hee!

Whassa miserable.

Just pretend you're
camping out, stitch.

When nani gets home,
we'll fix everything.

Larger girl said

no visiting with prisoner ,

he is being punished.

Ok!

Nani wants you to wear this.

Hah! Ah!

Stitch, I know
you can break out.

I need you to show
nani you're behaving.

If you don't, she's gonna
send us both to the town.

Whazzagub. Waaahh.

Since the accident
with my record player,

I can't play my
Elvis record, so...

You and I are
gonna honor the king

with a movie marathon, scrump.

A triple feature... blue Hawaii,

then blue Hawaii,
followed by blue Hawaii!

Popcorn's ready!

Huh?

Ruff!

Logamooga!

Lilo: What's all
the racket in there?

That sounded like... stitch!

Bleeah!

Nogamiga cava.

Stitch not bad. Was scary Dolly!

Scrump is very smart, stitch.

But she doesn't go around

breaking plates and
unspooling videotapes.

I saw sneak in window.

Had bad feeling he
was up to no good.

Well... I don't
believe stitch is guilty.

I'm willing to give him
the benefit of the doubt

and a fair trial.

Court is being in session!

Judge jumba jukiba presiding.

is accused of all
sorts of naughtiness

and will be tried
before a jury of peers.

How does experiment plead?

Not guilty, your honor!

We are ready for persecutor.

Your honor, my
esteemed opponents,

jury of toys,

I will prove beyond
a reasonable doubt

that defendant is guilty

of all the heinous crimes
with which he's charged.

Exhibit "a"... My
poor begonia plant,

brutally pulled from its home.

Objection!

That plant was
gonna croak anyway.

All his plants do.

Irrelevant!

Your honor,
playthings of the jury,

my lack of skill in
the botanical arts

must not blind you
to the evidence.

Exhibit "b"... a paint brush,

used to paint a sleeping nani.

Found in the
defendant's possession!

Objection!

Someone probably put
it there and framed stitch.

Where were you last
night, huh, pleakley?

Me?

Hey, hey, hey!

Counsel for defense...

Please to playing
fair. Carry on.

Exhibit "c", your toynesses...

A record player trampled
to pieces mercilessly

by the defendant!

Objection!

It... it could have got
broken some other way.

Maybe?

I call to the stand...
Defendant .

Stitch, do you
promise to tell the truth,

all the truth, and every
little bit of the truth,

just like the king
of rock 'n' roll?

Ummh.

Stitch, please tell the
court in your own words,

did you do any of
those bad things?

Robota gito.

says he has no
memory of crimes.

He claims was sleeping
all during the time.

The defense rests.

Pfft!

She's in contempt, your honor!

Am not. This is my house.

I can do whatever I want.

Little girl has point.

Proceed with cross-examination.

You better believe
it'll be cross!

Ahem.

So, defendant ,

you claim to have been sleeping.

Nice alibi. I'm being sarcastic.

And while there is no
eyewitness to the crime,

defendant was
nevertheless caught in the act!

Exhibit "d"!

Perhaps stitch would like
to explain this photograph

clearly revealing him
using nani's toothbrush

to scrub his
putrid, purple toes.

Wasn't it defendant
who chewed off the arm

of Mr. Fluffy bear here?

Objection!

I sewed it back on.

And how about
little susie tea party?

Anybody seen her head?

I haven't... because it's gone!

Objection!

Stitch didn't mean to eat it.

It was a freak accident!

He was... Accidentally hungry.

Accident? Minutes ago,

poor little scrump was
found involuntarily admiring

the defendant's dental work!

Hmm... I object, your honor!

He's making it look
like stitch did do it.

It's the truth.

Stitch!

No!

What's wrong
with this... k*ller?!

Order! Order!

Nani: Stop!

Someone. Anyone.

You.

Tell me what is
going on with him.

Hard to say. Perhaps is
reverting to original programming,

becoming monster again.

A relapse!

Oh, no!

My begonias can't take it!

Happy thoughts!
Think happy thoughts!

So what do we do?

Analyzer computer

will do probing of
every aspect of .

If he is going back to old ways,

we will soon find out.

Test takes few hours, .

You'll be staying in there.

Be back soon.

Jumba is only gonna make sure

stitch is all right.

Now, I gotta get back to work.

Maybe I'll bring home
a pizza for dinner.

I guess it's just you
and me, scrump.

Aha!

Lilo: Scrump!

You guys seen scrump?

Uh, no. Not seeing
makeshift rag doll.

Am watching repaired
videotape of king now.

How does he move
his hips like that?

Fascinating.

Scrump?!

Oh, no, you don't!

I saw you!

You can stand up and everything!

And you broke bleakley's plant!

Y-you're a ghost!

A phantasmo or something!

Help! Ooh!

Little stinker!

My begonia!

Little girl should not be
playing with rope like that.

I think it's the rope
that's doing the playing.

Stop that! Hey! I
don't like this at all!

Hee hee hee!

Of course! Experiment !

Designed to take possession
of inanimate objects

and create utter chaos!

Well, he's doing a good job!

Stitch got blamed for his tricks

and was innocent the whole time!

I knew it!

What does it want?

has advanced programming.

Now that we have
learned his secret,

will probably get rid of us.

Hee hee hee!

Don't worry. The w*apon
is only loaded with net.

Ha! He has replaced net
with my new laser cartridge.

I am so proud of his smartness!

I'm not.

And I'm just gonna faint.

I'm too terrified to faint.

How 'bout if I just scream?

Aah!

Hee hah hah hah!

Maka the family! Jira chiva!

Lilo: Stitch!

Get us outta here!

I knew you weren't all bad.

You know, I think
I'll just wait upstairs

under the covers, ok?

Megata!

Megata!

Whoa! Suction!

Aah!

My head!

My beautiful cranial orb!

There he is!

Gotcha, troublemaker!

I don't see him.

Follow that stop light!

Ha ha ha h...

Jojava!

No getting away this time!

Come on outta there.

I'm getting a bad feeling... Eh.

Nani: Lilo!

This is one of
those rare moments

when I like to hear
my sister yelling at me.

So I hear there's an
experiment out there

that takes over
inanimate objects?

Yep. Makes it look like

other innocent
experiments did bad stuff

when they didn't do
anything wrong at all.

Ok, I get it. My bad.

Would someone tell me
what this experiment wants?

He's never had a home

because he's always
jumping from place to place.

And I think he craves attention.

That's why he liked
being in scrump.

Wait, that's it!

Make a left here!

Oh! Stitch!

Ha hee hee ha!

Sorry, folks. Macki and the
hammerheads are still under the weather.

Audience: Aw!

Hey, no one's
allowed back there!

They love you!

Isn't this better
than causing chaos?

How 'bout if you
make this your home?

Yeah! Nigoba nakachuba!

Ha ha! Ready or
not, buoys and gulls,

macki macaw and the
hammerheads are back!

Hee hee hee hee!

Wow!

Again, little girl has found

one place experiment is beloved.

Yeah, she's good!

I owe you both an apology.

I was wrong about you.

Innocent till proven guilty.

I'm old enough to
know that. I'm sorry.

Ok. We'll forgive your behavior

on one condition.

Nani buys games and pizza!

Ha ha.

I guess that's fair.
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