01x06 - Holio

[bunniefuu]

Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka!

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ha ha ha!

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Go deep, stitch.

I'll toss you the pigskin!

Uhh!

You buy for a girlfriend?

Stop it, auntie.

What was that?

Heh heh heh!

Errr-ah!

Stupid ball.

It's only lilo and her dog.

Ah! Lilo again?

You should do something
about that kalohe.

Like put her in the big house?

Would do her some good.

The dog, too!

Woman: Excuse me!

Hi. I'm looking for
something for my daughter.

It's her birthday tomorrow.

How about this?

I just made it yesterday,

one of my best.

Oh, it's perfect!

Officer: How's it, lilo?

Oh, officer kehiko.

I know the drill.

I have the right
to remain silent.

Whatever I say... very funny.

What you got there?

Football.

We're on a budget.

Lilo, I know you
are just playing,

but your dog wrecked
Leilani's jewelry table.

Auntie's on a fixed income.

She don't need
you causing trouble.

Does your sister
know you're here?

Well, no.

But I'll tell her when
I get home, ok?

No worries.

I got her on speed dial.

Mr. Wong: No, no, no, no.

The fins go over
there, the masks here.

But they usually
get rented together.

So it's easier if...

This is how the representative
from headquarters

wants it to be,

and that's how
we're going to do it,

at least until we
pass inspection.

So what happens if we
don't pass inspection?

You know that raise you want?

Right. The flippers go

wherever the
representative wants them to.

Aloha.

Oh, hello.

Oh.

Ohh.

I'll be right there.

Uh, Mr. Wong,

I need to go get my sister.

I promise I'll be right back.

Hurry back!

We have to repaint the store

before the
representative gets here.

Jumba: What are you doing?

Yoga, an ancient
earth discipline

that's wonderful exercise

for both body and mind.

You should try it,

instead of stuffing yourself

with all that flesh-based food.

Hey! I am liking
flesh-based food.

Suit yourself.

But since I stopped
eating anything with a face,

I feel cleansed and rejuvenated.

Nani: That's the
third time this month

he's had to call me about you.

Lilo: I know.

He has you on speed dial.

We're trying to impress an
important man at the shop,

and it could mean
more money for me.

Promise me you'll
stay out of trouble.

But we were just... promise.

Ok.

Can't... Feel... head.

Everybody, I have an
announcement to make.

Ahem.

Tomorrow is the most
important day of the year,

my birthday.

I'm having a superspecial
birthday party.

Oh, look.

No more invitations.

Well, that's ok.

I wouldn't want to come
to your party anyway,

not with that thing out there.

What thing?

You mean to tell me

that you've never
heard of the, um...

Geckolicky?

No. Uh-uh.

What is it?

It's an ugly, horrible creature

whose sole purpose

is to devour birthday cake

and party-goers
with its bloody fangs!

That is the stupidest
thing I ever heard,

and just for that,

you're even more
not invited now.

Come on, girls.

All right.

But you'll be sorry.

The geckolicky's
hungry for blood

and frosting!

I want to see, I want to see!

Hey, it's my turn.

Relax. Everyone
will get a chance

to see my new birthday bracelet.

Soon as I put on this costume,

it's hello, geckolicky,

and good-bye party.

Now hold still, ok?

Ooh!

I am the geckolicky.

Surrender now or
face my slimy wrath!

The geckolicky!

Ooh!

Coconut cupcake!

Stitch, no!

Wah!

Aah!

The geckolicky
is after our blood

and frosting!

Myrtle: Get off!

Grr! Agagata.

Uh-oh.

My bounce pineapple!

Uh, heh heh.

That's not a geckolicky.

That's lilo's uglified dog,

which means...

Aha!

Oh. This is your house?

Oh, no!

Where'd you get that bracelet?

What do you care?

Aah!

You've got to give it to me!

That round pod
on it is dangerous!

Help! She's got the rabies!

My goodness!
What was the... ohh!

I can explain.

Ah!

You missed a spot.

Aloha.

I'll be right there.

Uh, Mr. Wong?

I'm telling you,

there's an experiment pod

on myrtle edmonds' new bracelet

that she got for her birthday.

Did you see number?

That's what I was trying to do

when Mrs. Edmonds
dragged me off myrtle.

Oh, hello, fellow spirit beings.

I hope my chanting
wasn't bothering you.

Pleakley, are you all right?

Hmm?

Oh, I'm incredible.

Really, truly.

It's so amazing.

Yes, at first, I was
in excruciating pain.

But it was all part
of the process.

Once I transcended that,

I realized that the pain
was just an illusion.

You have got to be kidding me.

Aah!

Pain is only illusion.

Heh!

What about the pod?

Look, do whatever
you have to do.

But whatever you do,

stay out of trouble.

But, nani, you can't just leave.

You have to help us find out

which experiment it is.

Sorry, lilo. I can't.

It's an important day
at the shop, remember?

It's always an important
day at the shop.

Ahh.

Someday you'll understand.

I guess it's all up to us.

Yeah.

Ok. Now,

you're going to
have to go in alone,

because I think
they may be onto me.

I'll be hiding out here,

so be sure to use
your walkie-talkie

and tell me the
number on the pod

as soon as you see it, ok?

Ok.

Look at that one. It's blue.

He likes me.

Aww.

Stitch: Experiment .

.

... Oh, no.

Stitch.

Come in, stitch!

Experiment is a black hole

that will suck in
the whole world!

We have to call jumba to...

Officer kehiko: How's it, lilo?

Officer kehiko.

What are you doing here?

What I'm doing here
is you're in my car.

Oh.

Are you taking
me to the station?

Yup.

And then I'm gonna
call your sister

to come get you.

Ok.

But I think it's only
fair to warn you

I will definitely try to escape.

You should probably
put on the siren.

Mm-hmm.

Buckle up, please.

Don't think these
bonds can hold me.

I know my rights!

I demand a lawyer!

Lilo, you're not under arrest.

Come out of there
before someone sees you.

Not until I get my
one phone call.

I already called nani.

She's busy working,

and she'll be here
as soon as she can.

She's always busy working.

Don't be like that, lilo.

She's only doing it for you.

Now, you want something to eat?

Do I get a serving of gruel,

or do I have to eat rats?

How about some kulolo?

I made it myself.

Hmm.

I will need to be well nourished

when I become a
fugitive from the law.

Ok! Bring me a bowl,

and can you put some
coconut sprinkles on top?

I'll see what I can do.

Lilo?

Stitch, you're...

Here.

Did you call jumba

and tell him about
the experiment?

Eh.

Good. Now we
just have to find out

where myrtle went.

I warned him I'd escape.

Should've listened.

Here you go.

One kulolo with
coconut sprin... Kles.

So far, everything's in order.

Ohh, we try very
hard to maintain

wonder sea rentals'
high standards.

That's what we like to hear.

You see, we like to think

of wonder sea
rentals as a family.

Ooh, ooh! Phone
technique is an essential part

of the wonder sea way.

Go ahead and
answer it with verve.

Aloha!

She what?!

Oh. Ok.

Problem?

No. No problem at all.

You were saying

about being part of a... Family.

Myrtle: Excuse me.
I'd like to rent a board.

Oh!

The sacred Jewel
of all business:

The customer.

Let's get a peek at
your people skills.

Pretend I'm not here

and don't forget the verve!

Why, hello, myrtle.

What kind of board
would you like?

Blue.

Uhh! You can't surf!

You'll get the pod wet. Lilo!

And the black hole

will suck in the whole world!

Lilo, get off her!

Nani, what is your sister doing?

That's her sister? Hmm.

You promised not to
cause trouble this week!

Stitch!

Do something!

Uhh! Aah!

Aah!

Myrtle: Hey! Give that back!

Oh, no.

Give that bracelet back!

Agataba.

Oh, no you don't.

Agataba.

Uh-oh.

So much verve all
over the place today.

Aah!

There's my bracelet!

Don't get it wet!

It'll destroy everything!

Hmm.

Whoa!

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

This time, he's
gonna can me for sure.

I mean, I would can me,

and I really wanted that raise.

What good is a raise
if the whole world

gets sucked in by a black hole?

Please stay and help us.

Sorry, lilo. I can't.

I have to go back to Mr. Wong

and beg for his mercy.

Hello?

Myrtle: There's
something eating my room!

Myrtle?

You got to come
over here and fix this,

'cause this freaky stuff

is always your fault.

Hang on to something!

We'll be right there.

Do you mind?

I'm trying to become
one with the universe.

And I am trying to become one

with pastrami sandwich.

Myrtle edmonds
activated experiment !

Wow-whee! I was
hoping she would try.

Now it's gonna suck
the whole universe

into a big black hole.

Did you say "black hole"?

Yup.

There's no escape from an
astronomical event like that!

To think, the
universe is ending,

and all I was worried about

was eternal wisdom?

If this is my last day on earth,

I'm eating pastrami!

Not to worry.

After called to warn
me about experiment,

I developed solution
to black hole problem:

Anti-anti-mattersphere.

If collides with galactic matter

deep inside hole,
will collapse it.

But someone must to fly inside.

We'll handle
this, right, stitch?

Uhh.

Can we stop for baby
back ribs on the way?

Jumba: Whoa.

Is black hole all right.

Who knew armageddon
could be so...

Barbecue tasty?

Myrtle: You have to
do something quick

before...

Let's rock-a-hula.

Ok.

Stitch: Yee-haw!

Jumba, can you read me?

Jumba: Reading you, little girl.

We are inside the hole.

Mr. Wong.

Oh. It's you.

I am so sorry, Mr. Wong.

Did the representative leave?

He's gone.

And we didn't pass inspection.

Oh, we passed,
but only if we pay.

They want a lot of money
to stay in their family.

I said, "keep your family.

"I got my own, and
they're cheaper."

Mr. Wong, I have to go.

I promise I'll be back,

and I'll even bring a
hammer to fix this place.

But right now,

I need to be with my family.

Jumba: Now, must fire sphere

in exactly seconds
to give you time

to exit hole.

, , , , !

Not good.

Oh, no! The
launcher's not f*ring.

Now what do we do?

Aha.

I gotcha.

Go deep.

Hut, hut, hut, hike!

Uhh!

I think you did it.

Now you must hang a
u-ey before it takes effect.

Roger that.

Turn her around
and let's go home.

Little girl and

have successfully launched
anti-anti-mattersphere

to collapse black hole.

You mean, they're inside?

Yes, but they must
to get out soon

or be trapped forever.

Lilo: Come in, jumba!
There's something wrong!

We can't get out!

We just lost the roof!

Losing speed!

Oh, no!

Gravitational
pull is too strong.

Body's breaking up.

Lilo!

Nani.

What are you doing here?

I took the rest of the day off.

Ow... Aah! Aah! Aah!

Where's my house?!

Where's my dolls?!

Aah!

Aah!

Lilo, I promise.

Work will never get in the way

when you need me.

Ok.

And I promise never to become

a fugitive from justice again.

I think it's gonna be
better than before.

With my architectural expertise,

new shack will be phenomenal.

And, thanks to ,
no leftover debris.

You'll be happy to know

that I'm completely
rehabilitated.

No more life of crime for me.

That's wonderful, lilo.

You want a mahi burger?

I do! I do!

And a thick, juicy steak.

And spicy buffalo wings.

And an ostrich fillet.

And alligator casserole.

Oh, and if you got any
bacon-wrapped asparagus,

I suppose I could
eat or of those.