01x07 - Cannonball

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lilo & Stitch". Aired: September 20, 2003 – July 29, 2006.*
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Continuing where Stitch! The Movie left off, Lilo and Stitch are given the task of collecting the rest of Jumba's missing experiments, changing them from bad to good, and finding the one place where they truly belong.
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01x07 - Cannonball

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Maka maka!

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Ha ha ha!

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Nao mee tu!

Ooh!

Nao na mee tzu.

Cell check .

Hamster wheel
present. Confirmed.

That's hamsterviel!

Oh, the indignation
that my evil genius

is wasted upon such a pitiful,

pretending-to-sleep rouse.

A-ta na ga-ga!

Computer: Dr. Hamster wheel,

detention code override
sequence activated.

Hamsterviel!

Viel! You oh so
silly computer voice!

Contact gantu.

Yes, Dr. Hamsterviel?

Explain to me, you
overgrown sea bass,

why my tiny sinister can

holds no evil
genetic experiments?

There haven't been any
experiments activated recently.

Computer: Warning.
Experiment activated.

Until now.

Mmm? And then what
are you waiting for?

Get it and send it to me!

All right, kaki,

later is the annual aloha
sand sculpture exhibition

at lihue beach,

so now we're going
to choose a design

that represents
aloha for our entry.

Did everyone come
up with an idea?

A cat... Robo-hula...
And... ice hockey?

Ah, myrtle, excellent choice.

Duke kahanamoku...

Hawaii's greatest athlete

and the official
ambassador of aloha.

He was?

Mr. Patuli, wait!

I made an aloha design, too!

And pudge the fish says hi.

Lilo, this is,
um... Interesting.

It's an aloha tiki,

and this line shows
its aloha level.

It's almost full but not quite,

because sometimes it acts out

and devours innocent humans.

Ooh! Look at this!

It's totally gross!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Well, I do think myrtle
has the best design.

Well, then we don't need this.

Blah! Aah!

Girls.

This is not what aloha is about.

How are your aloha
designs coming, stitch?

Oo-bah?

Zee-bah.

Kee-bah.

Stitch, that's mean.

Moses is right.

We don't know what aloha means.

Aah!

Aha!

My evil genius improvements
to stove are successful.

Ha ha ha!

Your improvements
ruined my meatloaf.

No!

Is very appealing
quasi-rectangular bovine flesh block.

It is beautiful, isn't it?

Is a little bit crunchy.

Mm-hmm. Inside and out.

It's loaded with carbon.

What was that boom?

An expl*si*n of earth cooking.

Dig in!

Oo-aw!

Blech! Icky.

This is a good design
for a sand sculpture.

It says aloha... Kinda.

For sand sculpture,

is always nice to
make castle fortress...

Huge, impenetrable stronghold

from which evil
genius can destroy all!

With teensy flag
to fly on tippy-top.

I can't b*at myrtle's design
with a boring sand castle.

Boring?!

Why, what is this myrtle's idea

that is more genius

than impenetrable stronghold?

Duke kahanamoku.

Hawaii's greatest athlete?

And official
ambassador of aloha?

That's brilliant!
That's brilliant!

Ooh way! What is that smell?

Uhh!

What you smell is
the aroma of misery.

Don't worry. I know how
to cheer up a sad lilo.

B-b-but David, the
pool at birds of paradise

is for hotel guests only.

There were like signs.

Relax, nani, I was
here yesterday,

and I figured out their system.

All the hotel guests

have special blue
towels and so do we.

See? Instant vacation.

Come on, stitch. Photo safari!

Are you sure this is ok?

Relax. Lilo and I sneak
in here all the time.

You what?

Just chill out and
enjoy your honeymoon...

Sweetheart.

Hello, sir, ma'am.

Are you guests here?

Huh? Uh... yeah.

What's your room number?

. .

Uh... . .

.

Mm-hmm.

Well, we don't have
a room , ,

and besides, today
is red towel day,

not blue.

Busted.

Like living mummies.

Vampires of the sun.

Wonders of nature.

Aren't they beautiful, stitch?

Stitch?

Stitch!

Itchi Van niba!

Oh, no!

Naga Bo tifa?

No, you're fine.

But look.

It's gantu.

Just follow the
bouncing abomination.

He's after an experiment

with a really big butt.

Stitch?

Mmm! Agata duba u mita?

Come on! We've
got to do something.

Nana-tu!

Whaza!

Locals.

Next time I call the cops.

Who needs your tacky
tourist trap anyway?

We got a whole ocean to swim in.

What's all that...

Wait! Lilo!

She's safe with stitch. Run!

Whoa!

North shore's got
nothing on that.

Gantu: Ohh!

Hey!

What's the big...

Hey, buddy! You
better have a red towel!

Aah!

Get away from me!

Ooh!

Nao nani tzu!

I don't like the way

he's looking at our ocean.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

You flicked him like a booger,

but now we got to go find him,

and he's not gonna
be behind the sofa.

Ok, we're here,

and it landed
somewhere over there,

and there's a lot
more of over there

than there is of here.

We'll never find him.

Das kababe ra-men.

A guti bakuda.

Ba checha oh!

Wow! How'd you figure that out?

Chi-ka chi-ka.

You're smarter than
any pet I ever had,

except maybe cocoa the goldfish,

but he croaked, so
I had to flush him.

I guess I'll try the
launch velocity

over molecular
weight times pi latte.

Um... low-fat.

Where's lilo? Is she here?

No, but a freshly
mopped floor was here.

Apparently, it just left.

Lilo!

Are you all right?

I'm fine, but stitch and me
need to borrow your car.

My car.

Are you lolo?

Stitch could drive.

He doesn't have a license.

Zo wappa.

Sorry. We only
have one working car,

and I need it for work.

But there's an experiment loose!

It can find its own ride!

I have to get to the rental hut.

Business is way off, and old
man wong is getting grouchy.

But... I'll be home after work.

Uh-uh. Little girl,

is my hearing correct?

One of my precious
creations is running about free?

Yeah. It likes water,

and it has a really big butt...

Just like my sister!

Nani: Hey!

Experiment that is liking water

and having large posterior.

Ah! That would be .

Ha ha ha.

I was true evil
ingenious that day.

turns any body of water

into giant destructive wave.

It keeps trying to
get to the ocean.

Da. In the sea, would
make wave so big

whole planet will be destructed.

Ya ha ha ha hey!

Oh, would be bad thing, yes?

Hello!

Just think of all the jellyfish.

No jellyfish, no
jelly, no pb & j!

We gotta stop 'em,

but we don't have
any transportation.

What are you talking?

Follow me.

Your tall sibling
has misinformation

about number of
working car mobiles.

You fixed nani's old dune buggy!

More than fixed.

It's tricked out with
so many customs

is booyah furious racer.

Would be good for capture
of experiments, yes?

Ah! Vroom, vroom!

Just place in
protective orb here.

See? Snug as rug in jug.

Hold it right there.

We cannot send the
little girl off joyriding

in an unlicensed, untested,

and possibly radioactive vehicle

without a little snack.

!

Whoa. Rough day?

Whoo! You look like
last week's lettuce.

Get a blaster! Hurry!

Ok, now what?

Cut me free, you insipid trog.

You're in luck, fish breath.

I took a class in
advanced applied blasting.

Hey!

Oops. Careful.

Sorry.

Ow!

Stop squirming.

Uh! My bad.

You almost vaporized me.

Yeah? That's what my
teacher always used to say.

Hey. Hey, easy there.

I'm not designed to
be picked up like that.

Ow!

Are you sure we're
looking in the right spot?

Hmm! Kusha muh dess.

Nana-tu! There!

Nana-tu!

Nana-tu!

Yuh!

Bulls-eye.

Nice sh**ting, Tex.

Ta-da!

Snaga booza!

So... you're the
reason hamsterviel

has me running all
over this pitiful island.

You'd better be worth it.

Ohh.

Stitch: Ah ku ta!

Aah! Ohh!

Homerun!

Stitch: Zizabah! Zizabah!

Gantu: Let go of me, you... ow!

Hold still!

Uh!

Gantu: Where'd you go?

Taya!

Gantu: Aha!

Gantu: You!

Stitch!

That's right. You want a
piece of gantu, you got it.

Stitch!

Uh... kata?

You ok?

You're ok!

You were just playing dead,

like cocoa the goldfish.

Chakada.

?

But what did gantu take?

Oh. Well... Ha ha ha. It's a...

A-a-a pineapple.

Aha! Very good.

Yes. Juicy pulpy sweetness
is what every evil genius

needs for conquering
the galaxy...

You fool!

Yes! You the kind!

Oh, come on.

We're your friends.

You know what
friends are, don't you?

Mm-mmm.

You know the big
elephant foot fish-face guy?

He's not your friend.

But we rescued you.

We are your friends.

Batzee ba-ba.

Aloha, friend.

Aloha?

We're supposed to
be sand sculpting.

More on the surfboard!

You're not capturing my vision!

Uhh. Look who's here...

With ugly dogs now.

Now, you're gonna
have to behave yourself.

Come on.

Ooh, why has it
got a giant caboose?

Highly contagious butt rabies.

Calm down, keika.

Let's stay focused.

Keep working.

I'm glad you showed up, lilo.

It's good, you know.

And even if I don't
know what aloha is,

I can still help.

Lilo, that is what
aloha is all about.

It is?

Go on now.

I've got an exhibition to judge.

Wha-what? Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Huh? Aah! Hey!

Huh? Ah!

I'm a Samoan
just out for a stroll.

A ga zuta!

Stitch, where you go... gantu!

Aah!

Open up! I'm here
for the abomination.

No way! I like abominations!

Ooh me!

I'll have to devise
an as*ault plan

for this fortified
defense structure.

This is just made

out of loosely
compressed silicate.

Uh!

Hmm!

Nana-tu!

Oh, no.

I thought was our friend,

but it's gonna wipe
out the whole planet.

Tsunami! Everybody run!

Oh, blitznack. Aah!

I was wrong.

He just wiped out gantu.

Huh.

Na jaba.

Nana-tu ree hee hee hee hee hee.

De da ba luta.

I'm gonna name you cannonball,

'cause you like to make waves.

Nana-tu!

Congratulations, lilo.

Myrtle's design is good, too,

but you showed more aloha today.

Awesome!

It's not fair.

She's so weird,
and I'm so normal.

Now, where would
you fit in best?

Everybody can use a good wave,

but where to start?

Nani.

Another day, another
job waiting to be lost.

Hey, we need boards!

Yeah, quick!

Um, sure.

What's the hurry?

Waves are breaking
all over this beach.

Everyone's coming
down from north shore.

It's crazy.

Oh, dude!

It's absolutely perfect!

I mean, look at it.
Come on, everybody.

I wonder what happened to gantu.

Huh?

San Francisco?

Oh, double blitznack.
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