01x12 - Amnesio

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

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♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

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a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪

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♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

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Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

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Whoo! Awesome
day at the barrel, yah?

Dude, that was so out.

Brother, I barely hit it.

Ohh. Marble.

Aah!

Ahh. years.

wonderful years.

Aah!

Unh!

Oh.

Who do you think you are, buddy?

First, you send me a sock-hider.

Now you send me
a pudding-stealer.

What am I supposed to do
with these useless experiments,

throw a slumber party?

Warning. Experiment
activated.

Erases memories.

What are you waiting for, you
unmotivated head of blubber!

If I can wipe out the
memories of millions,

I could make the galactic
empire a very confusing place!

Fetch him!

Yeah.

Yes, sir.

Stitch, do you
remember what day it is?

Ah, nadash.

It's the best day of the year...

My birthday!

Ah, bata icki.

Get up, sleepy head!

Kabaja!

Oof!

Fine, but you'll
miss the balloons

and the mariachi band and cake.

Coconut cake.

Act natural.

Nani likes it when she
thinks she surprised me.

Ah! Hmm.

Lilo! Get in the kitchen
and eat your breakfast.

Ohh! A kitchen-themed
surprise this year.

Here's your toast.

Sorry. I'd scrape off
the burnt part for you,

but I'm late for work.

Aren't you forgetting
something, nani?

Oh, yeah. Orange juice.

Here.

Ah!

Oh! Crispy toast!

Ooh!

No time for breakfast.

We've got shopping to do!

Are you shopping for a
certain special someone?

Yes. Me!

There's a free
gift with purchase

at the muumuu mart.

They all forgot,
even my own sister.

Ok. Waah!

Ah!

Where are you going?

Bed.

No, you're not!

You're gonna help
me plan my own party

with cake and
presents and, um...

Mariachi bands.

And nani's not invited.

There'll be tea
and lemon cookies.

Don't forget to bring your hogs.

I know you guys are tired
when you get off work,

but you should come...

'Cause isn't it
Todd's birthday, too?

Um... Yeah.

What's this?

Just an invitation to the
island's greatest party.

What are you serving
for dinner, rats?

Ok, but you're gonna
miss my slide presentation

on modern-day mummies.

Aah!

A tata gantu!

Oh, man.

Not on my birthday.

Come back here, you
airborne abomination.

Acha meeshay.

How are we gonna catch that one?

Ah!

Zuta!

What's wrong,
trog, can't you fly?

Ooh-ah!

Who dares to throw
produce at me?

I do, you big dummy!

Your little distraction trick

won't work this
time, puny earth girl,

that monstrosity is mine!

Did you just call me big dummy?

Yes!

I told you never to
call me that again.

Did not! Did, too!

Che meetzo!

Hey!

Wow! Ooh!

Dee gah zee bah bah!

Being big has its advantages.

Zo botcha!

Puh! Puh! Puh!

Uh! Uh! Uh!

Rockahula, stitch!

Hands off the
merchandise, runts.

We caught it last.

It's ours!

Let go!

Who are you?

Who am I?

What am I doing here?

And who are you guys?

I'm... Uh...

I'm not quite sure
who I am frankly.

And who are you?

Barumba.

Oosta aneesta chee?

He's even more confused than us.

He's speaking a
different language.

It's ok, little fella.

No... ow!

Watch out! It's a monster!

Meega nada christa!

Aah!

Oof!

Aah! Oof!

Ah! Ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah!

I bet he's got something to
do with us losing our memories.

Without a doubt.

We must be a team!

Hmm.

Perhaps we can help each
other discover our identities.

You're really big.

You've got a
uniform and a holster.

And some kind of w*apon.

You look like an
officer of the law to me.

Yes. It's all coming
back to me now.

I'm a police officer.

I bet this town is
infested with crime.

That blue guy was probably
a dangerous escaped convict.

And you were
trying to catch him!

My bravery impresses me.

I wonder where the
little criminal went.

Ohh. Kadu nah meedah.

No sign of him.

Hey, look.

This was in my pocket.

It's like a clue.

Better let me look at it.

I'm trained for
this sort of thing.

"You are invited to
lilo's birthday party."

Hmm.

That could mean only one thing.

We were invited
to a birthday party

by someone named lilo?

Maybe, or maybe this was
part of an elaborate ruse

by the town villains
to capture me.

Obviously, I have a formidable
law enforcement presence.

Or... maybe it's not a plot.

It's just a party,

and we bought him as
a pet for the birthday girl.

No. My investigative
instincts tell me this is a trap.

The escaped criminal is the key.

We should follow him.

You see anything?

Not really.

Wait a minute!

Stop in the name of the... Law?

Hey! A mall!

So... what should
we call each other?

Hmm. I bet my perceptive
nature can divine your actual name.

Really?

Martha!

That's your name!

You sure?

I'm never wrong.

Ok.

Let me try to guess your name.

You look like a Leonard.

Can I call you Lenny?

Hmm.

I would've thought I
was an ace or a Jackson.

Let's keep looking
for that convict.

Hey, Lenny! I won an extra ship.

Stay here, Martha.

You want some? Oh, yeah!

Whoa!

I've got you now, convict. Help!

Lenny! No!

He's not the convict.
He's just a kid.

Martha, I think I
know a little more

about criminals than you.

Oh. Sorry, kid.

Hmm. No sign of the convict.

Maybe he went in there

because he wanted
to paint some pottery.

I think it's you who wants
to paint some pottery.

I have to say this is much more
fun than I would have expected.

"World's greatest cop"?

That's you, Lenny!

The convict!

A chugga mugga!

Not so fast, villain.

Echa pocherka!

Stop, or I'll sh**t!

Ah!

Nah nah nah nah!
You asked for it,

you furry little
menace to society.

Tutah!

Way to go, officer!

World's greatest cop, that's me.

Let go of him, you brute!

Ah!

Buh bata! Nah aah!

You are not scaring us.

Now, hand us the little monster

or we'll throw more
shaved ice at ya.

And if that doesn't work,

we'll call the police.

Madam, I am the police.

Ok. Back it up, people.

You're interfering with
important police business.

Lilo, are you all right?

Lilo? I'm not lilo.

Or am I?

Uh-oh. Is experiment .

Ohh! Experiment .

Well, now it all makes sense.

You think I know all of
your evil monsters by number?!

What does it do,
for earth's sake?

Is designed for to
wipe out memories.

You mean a monster
that gives people amnesia?

Huh?

Yes, and I can
see it was success.

Go back a second.

Did you say I'm lilo?

Of course.

Isa mamiga?

You are , also called stitch.

You catch my experiments,

like experiment ,

and find one true place
where they belong.

And he helps us?

Uh... no.

He's evil, yet incompetent
experiment hunter.

He is hated by
pretty much everyone.

Right?

Oh, yeah. I hate him tons.

I don't hate Lenny.

He's my friend.

Trust me. is friend,

but big doofus is
your worst enemy.

My name is doofus?

I created password
that will cause

x- to release
memories back to its victims,

and the password is...

Where am I?

Oh, no!

He's been zapped, too!

And he's the only one
who had the password!

Lilo, quick! Back to your house!

The password might
be on jumba's compu...

Who am I?

Why am I wearing a dress?

Well, whatever the reason,

at least I've got
style for miles.

We're supposed to be friends.

You think we can work together,

at least until we get
our memories back?

Ok, ok.

Well, don't forget about me.

I'm your friend, too, remember?

You have to give me a chance.

I'm the world's greatest cop.

Ok, doofus, you get a chance.

Even if you were bad once,

maybe you're good now, right?

Right! I'm good now.

You'll see.

You won't fit inside the house.

We'll go find the password.

You wait out here and
try to think of a place

where that experiment
thing could live.

Will do!

Go upstairs. I'll
look down here.

Okie taka.

Don't worry, little pal.

We'll find a place for you.

Ah. Uh-uh.

No. Ooh!

You found it!

Eeteeba!

Evil experiment hunter.

Preposterous!

Look at me! I'm kind to all
creatures great and small.

Hey, look.

Martha drew a picture of me.

"Big dummy"?

Hmm! Perhaps the past
is best forgotten after all.

Yes!

We found the password!

It's... Hey!

Where'd he go?

How are we gonna find doofus?

We don't even know
which way he went.

Eeh!

You can track him
like a hound dog?

Woof woof!

Who am I?

I'm lost.

Lucha!

Be free, kind creature.

Thank you for giving
me a second chance.

No, don't!

You let him go?!

I don't want to hurt anybody.

I just want to
stay the way I am.

A real cop wouldn't have
let a perpetrator escape.

Huh?

No! Wait!

Ah! Gew tata!

We'll never catch him on foot!

Don't worry. We'll
fill up the t*nk.

Huh?

Aah!

Stop! Thief!

Let him go!

I don't want my
old life of evil back.

There he is!

Password!

Mika mika!

O... don't say it!

Ohana!

Don't ask me why
you are wearing dress.

I do not even know you.

Jumba, is that you?

Pleakley!

My one-eyed disguised
as earth female friend.

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, thank the lookazar!

We're ourselves again!

And we're late!

Come on!

Stitch?

Lilo!

We're back!

So am I!

To reclaim the abomination
that was mine all along.

What happened to...

"I don't want my
old life of evil back"?

I didn't know what
I was missing.

Ah!

Run! Run!

Aah!

He's in this one, stitch!

Ah!

- Lilo?
- No.

Not in that one.

Better find your little friend

before she's crystallized.

Lilo!

Aah!

Ooh gaba!

Help!

Aah!

Oof!

Oh!

Ha ha!

Oh! Oof!

No!

Don't worry, little ones.

Hamstaviel will take
good care of him.

Ohh!

Lost our memories,

lost an experiment to gantu!

No one remembered my birthday.

Ohh!

Ataba!

Happy birthday!

Aw, you didn't have
to make me a present.

I remembered my ohana.

That's the greatest gift of all,

even if they forgot my birthday.

Surprise!

Coconut cake!

Oh!

I thought you all forgot.

Lilo, how could I ever
forget your birthday?

Remember what ohana means?

Nobody gets left behind.

Or forgotten.

Oh, yeah!

I forgot that part.

Ahh! Still waiting!

Where is it?!

It'll be there any second, sir.

Any second is too slow!

You're fired! F-i-r-e... hello!

What is this?

What... what was I saying?

Who am I?

Your name is doofus.

You were a dangerous criminal

wanted in galaxies.

Ooh! I am?

Yes! Fortunately, you were
trapped and captured by me...

Police officer ace Jackson.