01x13 - Swirly

[bunniefuu]

Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Whoa-ho!

Oh... wipeout.

Huh?

Whoa!

Yo, bra, you gotta visualize!

Pretend you won championships
and surf like Kelly Slater!

Surf like Kelly Slater.

All right! Whoo-hoo!

Ha ha! Yeah!

Ha ha!

Warning!

Experiment activated.

An experiment is waiting for you

and your bumbling
fishmits, so go grab it for me!

Gantu!

Yes, Dr. Hamsterviel.
I'll get right on it

in just a minute.

Not in just a minute! Now,
you lazy squid thing! Now!

But it's a marathon
of look at this.

It's chowder chops
favorite show.

Well, my favorite show

is watching your fishy butt

get hit by the door
on your way out

to catch my experiment!

Ahh... yes, sir.

Record it for me?

Well, I could do that,

but I'm thinkin' the
sandwich channel.

Grrr!

Can you believe it?

Look at this is gonna broadcast

live from the birds
of paradise tonight!

The TV show?

My favorite.

Gotta get on it!

Bleh! That show is the worst.

Yeah, worst.

What's your problem?

Look at this is all that.

But it's mean.

It makes fun of people
just for acting different.

So? Making fun
of people is good.

I do it all the time, weirdlo.

You've just gotta
love that show.

Right, girls?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yo! Listen up!

You all get to be on
look at this hula-dancing

for the part so they
go to commercial.

Get out!

It's true. It's my dad's resort.

I pulled some strings.

We all get to hula on TV?

It's like a dream come true.

I'm gonna be a star?

I feel sick.

Well, have fun.

I'm not going anywhere
near that show.

I bet lilo's just afraid
to dance on TV.

You hear me, lilo?

You're a big chicken.

You're a big... big...
Chicken... chicken.

Just because I'm different

and I don't like your
mean old TV show,

doesn't mean I'm... Chicken.

Uh... hello?

Why's he doing that?

I dunno.

Huh?

Cousin! Neeba chewbak.

The cousin!

An experiment?

Where?

Oh, no, you don't.

This experiment is mine!

Huh?

Rawwrrr!

Uhh-rah!

Unh!

Uhh! Oh!

Ha ha!

Unh! Rah-rah rawwrrr!

Whoa!

Huh?

Whu-uh-uh-uh aah!

Nice capture, stitch.

How's gantu?

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Hurting.

Let's see... Maracas,
bowling ball...

Precious family heirloom.

That's good.

And here we go!

Yes! Yes!

Aah!

Ow!

Whew.

Why are you smashing your feet?

Haven't ya heard?

Look at this is comin' to kauai.

I intend to
demonstrate my mastery

of earth-style juggling.

Nehh! Ooh.

Not you, too.

You sound just like myrtle.

She thinks look
at this is all that.

Well, myrtle sounds
like a small, earth female

with exquisite taste.

Unhand my maraca, you monster.

Figure out your own audition.

Don't worry.

I'd feed myself to the sharks

before I'd let stitch
go on that show.

Just the same,

the juggling routine is mine.

Ow.

Hurting.

Ah!

has found experiment :

The hypnotizer.

It mesmerizes
unsuspecting victim

to become helpless puppet

that must obey the first order

or suggestion they hear.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Is big fun at parties.

I figured we'd call him swirly

'cause of the eye thing.

No. Under no circumstances
to be looking at

without wearing

protective
hypnosis-proof goggles.

Where are you going?

To invent protective
hypnosis-proof goggles.

Lilo, I'm home!

Nani.

She hates having genetic
mutants in the house.

Hide.

Upstairs.

No. Downstairs.

Not our room.

That's the first
place she'll look.

Eh heh heh!

No, no, no.

The laundry room's the
second place she'll look.

Oh... Eh... heh heh heh.

Gerbaja.

Hey, kiddo.

Lilo?

Hello?

Are you ok?

No. She is not ok.

She apparently does
not know quality television

when she sees it.

You should really be
more like your friend myrtle.

Be like your friend myrtle.

Be like your friend myrtle.

Guess what?

I get to dance on TV.

I gotta change the
stupid old clothes.

Lilo?

Ahh! Ay yai-yai.

Oh!

What are you doing?

If I'm going to
audition for look at this,

my earth disguise will
simply have to be perfect.

So where do you keep
your perfect clothes?

You have more outfits than I do.

Raid your own closet.

Oh! Oh, laskalagoosh.

Uh-oh.

Don't forget to
clean my room, nani.

I'm off to rehearse for my
big debut on look at this.

What? You don't
even like that lolo show.

As if.

Look at this is all that.

You've just gotta
love that show.

Oh... You've just
gotta love that show.

Love that show. Love that show.

Ooh!look at this!! Uhh!

And what are you
doing under my bed?

All right, that's it!

Everyone out of my room.

Aha!

There will be no
escaping this time.

Come on, freaky blue dog.

We're going to be on TV.

Hoo hoo ha! Ugahda!

Look at this. Look at this.

Look at this!

Next on the look
at this marathon...

a snake-swallower from saskatoon

takes on a tick
trainer from Tulsa.

Ok, first the left
hip and... aah!

What are you doing here,lilo?

I'm not going to let you
ruin our big TV debut

with your boring,
old dance moves...

Myrtle!

Huh?

What?

Who are you? Da toola.

I thought you
hated look at this.

As if!

You've gotta love it.

Now, less talking
and more dancing.

What happened to her?

I don't know. She
says she loves it now,

and her dog is in
love with your TV.

Oh... Mwa mwa mwa!

Ew! He is such a
disconfigured dog.

Ehr!

Ok, you can rehearse with us,

but I'm keepin' an eye on you.

Right, girls.

First the left hip and...

Hey! It's my house. I lead.

?

In the galley!

The sandwich channel
always makes me hungry.

Look what I found. Ha ha ha!

Yet another experiment proves
no match for the mighty... ohh!

Well, that's weird.

Say, computer, what gives?

Experiment ... hypnotizer,

makes victims susceptible to
the first suggestion they hear.

Really?

Ooh, this'll be fun.

Gantu, I want you to do
everything you're told to do.

Do everything you're told to do.

Have a peanut butter sandwich.

Wait. Make that a peanut
butter and sardine sandwich.

Mmm! Delicious.

Eh heh heh heh!

Now, hop on one foot
and say blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah.

What is the meaning of this
silly hopping with the mouth filled

and the fancy, fancy nonsense?

Heh heh! It's cool, doc.

Check this out.

Hey, twinkle toes,

dance like a ballerina
and tell Dr. Hamsterviel

you're a big blubberhead.

I'm a big blubberhead.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The large fishy one has succumbed
to the powers of experiment .

I remember him,
big fun at parties.

Gantu, stick out your tongue and
make raspberry-like spitting noises.

And balance yourself
on a rolling pin.

While juggling your
sandwich-making fingsters...

With a cake on your head...

And a cherry on top.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Would you look at that, huh?

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh! Oh!

Oh, that is making
me want to laugh.

Ah ha ha ha... ahh...

Right. Enough silly antics

with the uttering
and the laughing.

Gantu, snap out of it!

Buh-buh-buh eh!

Wha-whu... ooh!

Buh-buh-buh eh!

Eh... Heh heh heh heh.

Gantu, I'm hatching
the egg of a brilliant plan.

You are going to perform on
tonight's broadcast of look at this.

You... you know
about look at this?

Everyone knows that
show, you insipid ichthyopod!

Earth's TV transmissions travel
as far out as the olmec nebula.

Me? On look at this?

Wha? But I need a
peculiar talent to show off.

You have the hypnotizer.
Just hold it up to the camera,

and the entire TV viewing
audience from earth to olmec

will become my obedient
puppet slaves. Mwa ha ha!

Ooh!

Ah! Unh!

Ye-ah! Ah-ah!

Ok, you're in.

You mean it?

My juggling act's on the show?

No foolin'?

No. Your juggling stinks.

You're on as a contortionist.

Here's your stage pass, honey.

Welcome to showbiz.

I knew being boneless would
come in handy someday.

All right, next!

Let's see. Says here
you can roll into a ball,

climb walls, and lift ,
times your own weight,

miss stitch.

I'm on the show as a dancer.

You're talking about
my freaky blue dog.

Nice, but that's not exactly
, times your own weight.

What are you...? Hey!

Argh! Ooh!

Unh ooh wah!

Ok, you're in.

Ah ah ha! Wow.

Sign this. It's a waiver

giving us permission
to exploit your dog

and treat him like a
freak on worldwide TV.

You don't have a
problem with that, do you?

Not at all.

Ok, let's clear the set, please!

Talent only in the
green... what??

Oh, my!

I require a place on your
exploitative televised freak show.

Sorry, big guy, freaks per
show, and I already picked.

Now, move along.
You're intimidating me.

You will put me on the show.

You will put me on the show.

I have been chosen to
represent the indigenous locals.

This is the proudest moment
of my earth expert life.

Sorry, honey, change of plans.

Huh?!

Heh heh heh heh heh!

Little girl!

Hello?

Protective hypnosis-proof
goggles have been invented.

They are ingenious.

Little girl!

Anyone?

Hmm. There is freak
show pleakley watches.

Maybe I see what
big deal is all about.

I'm jeri Tanner,

and you get ready to laugh
yourself silly at some freaks

because you've just gotta...

Look at this.

Tonight we're live from
the birds of paradise resort

on the garden isle
of kauai, Hawaii.

Oh!

There's little girl
with dancing friends.

We're here to
expose the freaky side

of those laid-back
Hawaiian locals.

You know the drill:

guests, freaky acts,

but only one winner
of today's grand prize.

I and the look at this crew

throw the biggest, loudest,
funnest party ever just for you

and of your closest friends.

Tonight, our first
local is a real dog,

a real freaky dog.

Let's give it up for stitch.

So, I hear you
really love our show.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Bark, bark.

Now, that's a cool bark.

But who will be cooler,

stitch or our second guest?

No. No, no! Me kachewba.

Me kachewba!

Jeri, on TV: Wow! You're
a talkative pup, aren't you?

Hey, it's my cuz.

Ooh!

is very telegenic.

Your disconfigured dog actually
gets to be a featured freak?

Jealous?

You know, we can
meet our next local later.

Let's see some more stitch.

No! No!

Let's meet the
walking idiot fish now!

Gantu is on live broadcast
with experiment ?!

Oh!

Ta-ka!

What a dog.

Shall we move on
to our next guest

or stay with stitch?

Let's ask our panel of judges,

randomly selected
from our live audience.

Stitch it tight.

I wanna see more stitch.

This dog rocks! Awoo!

You brainless peanutting fool!

As soon as gantu gets on camera,

you will be my first
puppeting puppet!

I'm a ball.

I crawl on walls.

Big deal!

He's full of bones, ya know!

Enough waiting around.

You've heard of
pulling your own weight,

argh!

Well, how about lifting
, times your own weight?

Yes, you can hold ,
times your own weight,

but not an ounce more.

Argh!

Uh-oh!

Oh!

Oh, please!

Even I can do that.

Yawn.

Seen enough.

Next!

Ok, stitch, that's it for you.

When we come back,

our worldwide hunt for
the peculiar and strange

continues with... Mr. Gantube?

That's gantu!

Unh! Argh!

Boo-hoo!

No.

Chewbah chewbah.

Lilo, get your loser
dog out of here.

We're about to start!

Mind your own beeswax, myrtle!

Move it, loser dog.

You're soggying-up my skirt.

Little girl!

Do you mind?

We're getting
ready to dance here.

Heh heh heh!

You're acting like
evil other little girl.

Must be work of .

Come on. Snapping out of it.

Now!

Oh... bbbuh bbbuh bbbuh ah!

Oh. Whew.

Gantu.

Eh!

He's got swirly!

We've gotta shut this show down.

Wait! Stop! We're
broadcasting live!

Ah! Unh!

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Coming through!

We're back. So give it
up for local number ,

Mr... hey!

I have prepared a
statement to read.

Let's see, um... Ahem.

Behold the power of
Dr. Jacques Von hamsterviel.

Yes. Yes!

No! No!

That incompetent
fish-lipped fool!

No. Wait. What's going on?

Zer calla crista. Ha ha ha ha!

Ha! Ha ha ha!

Hey!

Ok, we're back. Hee hee hee!

That's live TV for you.

So, Mr. Gantube,

you were going
to show us your...

Hamster wheel?

Not wheel, viel!

The power of hamsterviel!

Just gaze deeply
into the... hey!!

Buh-bye!

Gaze deeply into
the what, Mr... Viel?

I, uh, um... I...

We're live. Do something!

Whoa! Uhh!

Whuhh! Oomph!

You incompetent
flatfooted fishstick imbecile!

You've ruined my ingenious plot!

Still, you've just got
to love that show.

That's my pal.

From earth to the olmec
nebula, the biggest doof on TV.

Come on! Get in the pool!

I'm sorry, stitch.

I would never have let
you go on that dumb show

if I wasn't hypnotized,

but I'm glad you won the prize.

Yeah. Party! Ha ha ha!

But what are you gonna
do with the hypnotizer?

Yes. Very difficult to find
good place for this experiment.

Is always ending up with
the making fun of people.

Yep. Unless you can find someone

who thinks making
fun of people is good.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Like you said, jumba,

swirlee is big fun at parties.