01x15 - t*nk

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lilo & Stitch". Aired: September 20, 2003 – July 29, 2006.*
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Continuing where Stitch! The Movie left off, Lilo and Stitch are given the task of collecting the rest of Jumba's missing experiments, changing them from bad to good, and finding the one place where they truly belong.
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01x15 - t*nk

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

I tell you, bra,

I'm giving you the kind deal.

They don't make
'em like this no more.

Hmm. You sure the
body's in ok shape?

You kiddin'? All-metal body,

chrome trim.

No plastic junk like today.

'Cause you know we got
a rust problem in Hawaii.

This island air eats cars

like nothing else
in the universe.

Yum!

Except maybe him.

Ha ha ha ha!

Sorry, bra. Deal's off.

Hey, gantu, you ever thought
about growin' a goatee?

No. I'm serious.

Because with
your bone structure,

it would look very spiffy.

Really?

Sure. May I?

There. See?

Not funny.

What? I think it looks nice.

Helps disguise a
few of those chins.

Ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha!

Warning... experiment
activated.

Primary function...
Metal consumption.

Experiment grows exponentially
larger with everything it eats.

Just like you. Grrrr...

My containment orb is
not nearly large enough.

I'll have to prepare
the cargo bay.

Come on, hurry
up before... hi, guys.

Lilo shows up.

Do you want to play "battle
of the Greek city-states"?

Stitch and me will
be the fierce spartans,

and you can be the
decadent athenians.

We're busy.

Stay tuned, everyone.

We'll be giving
away the golden pass

to this weekend's elizabethan
festival in just a moment.

You're trying to win
tickets to the festival?

No comment.

Oh, and get lost.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Hmm. If I had those tickets,

I could finally get to
spend time with my friends.

Eh eh. Aba yucha.

Huh?

Caller number will
win the golden pass.

Come on, come on.

Congratulations, caller !

What?! Already?

I won?

Yes! You and a group
of your closest friends

and adult guardians

are going to the
elizabethan festival!

I don't believe it.

I won the contest for you.

Now we can all
go to the festival.

Nuh-uh. We have
somewhere better to be.

Right, girls?

Well... Not really.

According to their home page,

the festival is way cool!

Plus, we're sick
of playing dolls.

Really?

Fine. If you want
to go with the freak,

then go. I'm staying here.

Ok. Ok. Ok.

Huh?

Out of the window,

you can see some of our
rapidly-disappearing wildlife.

Better get some
pictures of it quick.

You can almost watch
the helpless little creature

going extinct under the thr*at

from encroaching
industrial blight,

like that sugar factory.

The helpless creature
just ate the factory.

Everyone dresses in
costume to go to the festival,

so our Halloween
costumes are perfect,

'cause we were all princesses.

Kind of goes with the theme.

Even stitch is gonna
wear a costume.

Hmm.

Yeah. Wee-ah!

Wah!

Oh, yeah.

Heh heh heh. It's funny!

Is your aunt and uncle
gonna wear costumes, too?

My aunt loves to dress up.

She's working on their
costumes right now.

I'm so excited!

My first festival dedicated
to primitive earth history.

Are you dressed yet?

Dressed? Yes. Happy, no.

Cheer up.

Henry viii was a powerful ruler,

even though he had a nasty habit

of having his wives beheaded.

I am liking this Henry person.

Heh heh heh heh.

Before we go to the festival,

we should brush up on
our elizabethan insults.

"Get out of my way,

you gnarly,
tickle-brained barnacle."

Next?

Ahem. "Thou gaveth
me the wrong change,

thou spongy,
beetle-headed pantaloon."

Nothing this fun ever happens

at myrtle's house.

Yeah! Yeah!

"Yeah."

Here you go.

Merry, I'faith, we
have a golden pass!

Hip, hip, huzzah!

♪ Tra la, we've
got a pass of gold ♪

♪ to lead us into times of old ♪

♪ pray, let the minstrel ♪

♪ be your guide ♪

♪ come see what
treasures wait inside ♪

Wow!

Our own singing minstrel!

Cool! Cool! Cool!

Welcome, ye of the golden pass.

Look at how they all
tremble at my arrival.

I'm loving this
costume. Yeah, yeah.

Can't... breathe.

Bodice... too tight.

Gadzooks!

What an ugly child!

It's not a child. It's my dog.

Ah. I'm sorry, milady.

Uh, no dogs allowedeth.

♪ The little lass,
she had a hound ♪

♪ 'twas not allowed
upon the ground ♪

♪ of this wondrous festival ♪

♪ most merry ♪

Oh.

I really wanted to go in.

Hmm. Go.

You don't mind?

No.

Thanks, stitch.

You're the best.

♪ But good sir
stitch, he let her go ♪

♪ though clearly,
he was dealt a blow ♪

♪ a blow most
pai-ai-ainful and sad ♪

♪ he felt dreadful ♪

♪ awful, and bad ♪

Ohh.

Kitcha.

Raah! Buhh.

Wacho dukka bwao!

Hey!

What's the matter?

Upset that your
friend dumped you?

Ama gunda.

Face it. You knew
she'd trade up someday.

Hachuga naga!

What was that?

Wait! Where are you going?

Uga taba!

You can't just leave me here

with that thing stomping
around out there!

Don't you want to
keep arguing with me?

Bring your great yawning gullets

to the Scots guard's
haggis-eating contest!

Step right up, good man. Ha ha!

You look like you could
eat many a bladder.

Is contest where goal is to eat?

Should be no problem.

The house is full!

Let's get started.

On thy Mark... Jumba! Isa! Isa!

Get set... Not now, .

I am busy winning contest.

Go find little girl.

Go!

Huh? Ahh...

Make way for the queen.

Huh?

Huzzah! Huzzah!

My loyal subjects!

Oh, no.

You'll never guess
what happened.

I was just leaning
against the throne,

loosening my bodice.
Next thing I know,

I'm queen for the day!

Ohh... drap!

You really went
up in a spaceship?

Oh, yeah. And I almost got taken

all the way to another planet.

They probably would've eaten me.

Lilo!

Stitch?

Maka maka! Zaza!

Uh...

I'm kind of busy with
my friends right now.

Zaza! Rraow! Rraow!

Roarr! Rraow!

Is he trying to tell
you something?

No. He just acts
weird sometimes.

Huh?

So anyway, I was
in the spaceship,

and I thought they'd
cook me for dinner

and serve me to their king.

Ohh.

Told you she wants
normal friends.

Wait! Let me come with you!

Aah!

Icha.

Look, I can't stand
not having anyone

to boss around.

At this point, I'll hang
out with anybody,

even you.

I was hoping they wouldn't
cook me with cilantro

'cause I'm allergic.

Unh.

So, where are we going?

We're not here because
of that... Thing, are we?

Eh.

I don't like this anymore.

Take me home.

Hey, come back!

Hachuma.

Whaaow!

Ohh.

I'm never gonna get home

with you in charge.

It's eating metal!

And it's growing!

Uhh!

You better have some
kind of license or...

Aah!

Heh heh. This will
be the most valuable.

No. It can't be.

Not you, trog!

Hey, it's that guy

that tried to steal my dog gigi.

Except he's grown
a dorky mustache.

That would be my handiwork.

You look different.

Did you change your hair?

I must have locked on to the
trog instead of the monster.

No matter. I'll just
have to try again.

Whoa!

Ow! Uhh!

Boy, did I make a mistake

hanging out with you.

We're doomed!

No worry. Lilo will come.

Move! Move! Move!

Aah! Go! Go!

That was fun.

I think my turtle fell asleep.

It never moved.

I think your turtle's dead.

♪ Beware, miladies,
of the beast ♪

♪ who's come to
spoil the royal feast ♪

♪ tra la la la la la la la ♪

♪ tra la la la la la ♪

Oh, no.

Were should we hide?

I say we hide at
the blacksmith's.

No, the dueling buckets booth.

We don't hide.

That ship is trying to
catch the experiment,

but we have to b*at him to it.

But why?

'Cause we're the good guys,

and the good guys
don't chicken out

just 'cause the bad guys
have a gigantic spaceship

with advanced alien technology.

Myrtle was right.

You really are weird.

Yeah! Yeah!

Where are you going?

I thought we were friends.

Now what am I supposed to do?

♪ The little lass
was all alone ♪

♪ upon her wretched
royal throne ♪

♪ not one single friend ♪

♪ to help her ♪

All right already!

Rocka hua.

I swear something's
different about you.

New shoes?

Wait, I got it.

Perm and red highlights.

Hey, that was pretty funny

what you did to that tubby guy.

You know, the face.

Really? You think so?

Oh, yeah.

I know how to be mean to people.

What you did... it was special.

I'm glad you said
that 'cause I was afraid

I wasn't pushing the
envelope enough, you know?

Thinkin' outside the box.

I hear ya.

Hey, I got a prank

I'm workin' on right now.

You want to take a look?
I mean, if you got time.

I've got nothing but time.

Heh heh heh. Oh, right.

It's in the other room.

I call it "ants in
gantu's pants."

Heh heh heh. That's
figurative, by the way.

Hey!

That was so easy, it was sad.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Computer, prepare to
engage tractor beam.

Come to papa, abomination.

Warning.

Capture containers
have been unlocked.

What?! When I get
my hands on ...

Huh?!

Yecch! I can't see!

Warning.

Incoming poultry projectiles.

Ship to crash in seconds.

, ...

Take that, you cloudy,
tickle-brained barnacle!

Uh-oh. Aah!

Ohh! Oh!

Aaah!

Not to worry, peasants.

As your sovereign,

I promise to do something
about all this wretched mud.

Aah!

Waah!

Aaaah!

Ow!

My realm is under att*ck!

Pleakley!

Gantu is chasing
an experiment, but...

Celts! Invaders!

Armada!

Shall we call a meeting

of the privy council?

Uh-oh.

Just... hide in here!

This wasn't the kind
of privy I had in mind.

Stitch! Over here!

Lilo!

Aaah!

Oh, no!

It's gonna eat us!

Aaaaah!

Hmm? Aah!

I have to help stitch.

Nobody throws earth
fowl appendages at me

and gets away with it!

Huh! Uhh! Ah!

Ohh.

Ohh... Heh heh. Yeah.

You won't get away.
I'm much bigger than...

Uhh!

Uh, excuse me. I need
to get through here.

A volunteer.
What's that you say?

You need to get run through?

Let us help you.

Hup, hup, hup!

Good thing he
doesn't have a nose.

Ha ha ha ha!

Thanks, guys.

Maya jaja!

Aaaah!

♪ Sir stitch, he slew
the deadly beast ♪

♪ huzzah, sir stitch, huzzah ♪

♪ though oddly
shaped and very small ♪

♪ sir stitch did not
ignore the call ♪

♪ tra la la la
la la la la la la ♪

♪ tra la la la la la la la ♪

♪ tra la la la
la la la la la la ♪

♪ tra la la la la la la ♪

Hey!

Huh?

Oh. Uhh.

♪ Oh, woe to all
in west or east ♪

♪ sir stitch has failed
to slay the beast ♪

♪ he's blundered, floundered ♪

♪ faltered, flopped ♪

♪ his incompetence
shan't be topped ♪

Chutaba! Chutaba!

Chutaba!

Huzzah.

Ow! Uhh!

No!

Really, I have a very
important appointment.

I'm in a hurry!

Ah ha ha ha ha!

In a hurry, you say?

Then we'd best quicken
the pace, my friend.

I need to make
a deal with gantu.

What sort of deal?

I'll let you go if...

You get the experiment
away from stitch.

Oh, I see.

Finally there's something
that's too much of an abomination

even for the trog.

Do you want to deal or what?

Ptoo!

Waaaah!

Wait!

Stitch, it's ok.

I let the experiment go.

Huh?

I'd rather lose that experiment

than lose my best friend.

Stitch...

I'm really sorry I
didn't treat you right.

I got carried away

'cause I wanted
the girls to like me.

But that's no excuse
for neglecting you.

It's ok.

Myrtle?

My friends! You've come back!

Here's the thing...

We tried going with lilo,

and it didn't exactly
work out, so...

We were thinking
of going back to you,

but only if we do something

besides play dolls all the time.

Oh, really? And
what makes you think

I would even take you back?

I had a lot of fun without you.

I chased a monster,

then I got sucked into a
gigantic spaceship, then...

Maybe this was a bad idea.

Yeah.

Being alone has made her weird.

Uh, just kidding! Heh heh.

So, let's just be friends again.

And play less dolls.

Hey, guys.

No, we don't want to do
anything with you ever.

We are happy exactly as we are.

Right?

Yeah!

I was just gonna tell
you they're giving out

free cookie dough
samples in the store.

But, for your information,

we're happy exactly
as we are, too.

Yeah!

Hello?

Are any of my loyal
subjects out there?

I've been captured.

Help!

Call the royal army!
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