01x18 - Yaarp

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lilo & Stitch". Aired: September 20, 2003 – July 29, 2006.*
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Continuing where Stitch! The Movie left off, Lilo and Stitch are given the task of collecting the rest of Jumba's missing experiments, changing them from bad to good, and finding the one place where they truly belong.
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01x18 - Yaarp

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Tookie bah waba!

Hao!

Iki bah bah.

Ha ha ha.

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪

♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪

♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪

Ooocha! Chi-ka!

♪ Miki miki coconut ♪

♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪

♪ no malihini ohana ♪

♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Tookie bah waba!

♪ Aloha, e komo mai ♪

♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪

Historic old kekaha town.

The book says,
"it has lava tubes,

a world-famous natural
history museum..."

look, Mary, look! Look, look!

An authentic local merchant

selling authentic local produce

at an authentic
local fruit stand!

Charles, I hope you have more
on your mind than photography.

It's our honeymoon.

Excuse me, ma'am?

Might you have
any passion fruit?

Uh, what's that?

Kick you hard in
the hand real good?

Ow! No!

Passion fruit!

Well, why didn't
you say so, dearie?

Wait here!

Get a sh*t of me
next to these mangos!

Charles, what is that?

Good gravy!

I do believe that's
rama lama oceanus,

the Hawaiian shell horn sheep!

There you go, guy.

What do you say?

Ah!

Ow! Ow!

passion fruit.

What's that?

Fashion flute?

Passion fruit!

What are you, hard of hearing?

I call it myrtle's mural.

It would be painted
on the south wall,

which is really ugly.

We should do my project

because it's obviously better

than anyone else's.

The end.

That was so great!

Your project's gonna
be picked for sure.

I got all choked up.

Thank you, myrtle.

Lilo, you're next.

"Aliens are not just folk tales.

They are real, and
they can be deadly."

Rarr!

"Aliens are really sneaky.

They can be feet
tall and look like a whale,

"or they can disguise themselves

as your very own uncle."

"Or your aunt."

Ooh la la la la.

"They sh**t laser beams,

"and they can even
rampage through a city,

destroying everything in sight."

Blaah!

"They can strike
anywhere at any time,

including here."

♪ Da da dum ♪

Is she serious?

Aliens?

That dog is so ugly!

Lilo.

"The kaiaulu hale
is a happy place,

"but only because we
are all blissfully ignorant

"of the alien scourge, which
threatens to enslave all of humanity,

"leaving us to its twisted will

and making us eat limes."

Lilo!

What is your idea to
improve kaiaulu hale?

I think we need to install
an alien invasion alarm,

for the good of all humankind.

Batha!

Oh, and any friendly aliens

who may or may not be living
here disguised as my dog.

Lilo's the only
alien around here.

Well, there were some
excellent ideas today,

but we can only have
one improvement project.

So, on Saturday, we
will begin work on...

Myrtle's mural!

Eek! I knew it!

It's gonna be so awesome!

I still think we
need a hockey rink.

Lilo, I know you're
disappointed,

but if you really think
we need an alarm,

maybe you should write
a letter to the mayor.

The mayor would
never listen to me.

I'm feet tall.

But even small people
can have big voices.

Behold, earth's most
miraculous creation...

The precious, delicate,

oh-so-fluffy souffle!

Aah!

Did I do that?

Jumba?

Yes, I heard.

There was one just
the same this morning.

Well, what could it be?

Come back here, you little trog.

Gonzer.

Well, it's not an alien alarm.

We know that.

Hey!

Kamadga! Eehadga!

This is our top-of-the-line
home theater system.

I don't know.

I really just came
in for a new camera.

We're on our honeymoon.

There you are, you
noisy little demon.

Aah!

Gotcha. Eecha!

Hey!

Yes!

Oka taba!

Attention, shoppers.

Come see our home
theater system...

A picture so big it hits
you like a ton of bricks.

Oh, blitsnak.

Ha ha ha ha!

Aloha, cousin.

You can't get away from me.

I'll chase you to
the last quadrant

of this miserable planet!

Let's go, stitch!

They're getting away!

What's wrong, stitch?

Gaba?

Can you hear me?!

Naga. Naga sonika.

His hearing's broken.

This is work of experiment .

Was first attempt to wreak havoc

with high-decibel
Sonic disturbance,

resonant compression,

and oscillating
vibrational distortion.

Simple to say, it
makes loud noises.

Gotcha.

Sonic blasts can
shatter windows,

flatten buildings,

and cause acute loss of hearing.

Gaba?

Acute loss of hearing.

Gaba?

Acute loss of hearing!

Ah!

Oh tigi, no eba!

Jumba, there's nothing
cute about hearing loss.

Is correct.

Fortunately, in 's case,

is only temporary.

Good! We can cap

and still be home in
time to write that letter

to the mayor before dinner.

Come on, stitch.

No, no, no.

's super hearing makes him

super sensitive to
super Sonic att*ck.

He cannot be going.

Can't you make him something,

like those earmuffs
gantu was wearing?

Of course!

Can have ready by next Tuesday.

Tuesday?

Monday is federal holiday.

Then it's hopeless.

Gantu's gonna get him.

Sadly, is looking like
victory for big dummy

unless we find experiment hunter

with no ears at all.

I can't get these
earrings to stay on.

Has anyone seen the duct tape?

What? I'm going to the store.

It's my disguise, remember?

Pleakley, we need your help

capturing experiment .

Me? You must be joking!

Wait a second.

If he doesn't have any ears,

how can he hear
what we're saying?

My pluganorian quart flanch

can read several strata of
subspace ether transmissions,

though it is a challenge
to accessorize.

Have you ever fired a w*apon?

No.

Have you ever driven
a motor vehicle?

No.

Have you ever had any vigorous

physical conditioning
or training

in hand-to-hand combat?

Does step aerobics count?

No.

Then no.

So I guess I don't qualify, huh?

Boot camp. Boot camp.

Hey, watch where
you're pointing that thing.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo! That tickles!

Oh! Aah!

Enclosed you
will find the profile

of at least one
hostile extraterrestrial

already inhabiting the island.

He's a big dummy.

I'm not designed for this!

Hold still!

Please, Mr. Mayor,
help us make the city

a safer place for all earthlings

and friendly aliens and
formerly evil genius aliens.

It's no use.

He's never gonna pay attention
to a letter written by a kid.

Hey! He is ready.

Cybernetic implants,

nocturnal
activities facilitator.

Everything he needs
to catch an experiment.

And look, I finally perfected
new attachment for blaster.

Watch closely.

Pleakley, are you sure
you're ready for this?

Posilutely not.

I'm just a little guy.

This is a big job.

Naga. Little guy, big voice!

Come on!

Let's see your game face!

Ya ya ya!

Jumba, are you sure
this is gonna work?

Hey, this thing's great.

Does it have an
upholstery attachment?

In quantum physics,
nothing is sure.

Maybe we get lucky.

According to ultra-sensitive

Sonic tracking equipment,

experiment is
inside this lava tube.

I just remembered, I
left the stove on at home.

You can do this.

We're just talking
about one eensy-teensy,

little, deadly mutant alien.

What if gantu shows up?

Don't worry. We've
got a plan for gantu.

Stitch, you're on.

Okie taka.

Ah! Rah!

Ha dada chuka!

There you are, you
cacophonous creature.

Good guys , gantu .

Just remember... keep head up,

shoulders back.

Make sure safety's
off before you fire,

and squeeze the trigger.

Got it!

Not stealing.

Borrowing!

Oh, blitsnak.

Trigger, fire. Back
up your safety.

Aah!

Can we please have
our clothes back?

We're on our honeymoon.

Oh. Congratulations.

Pleakley, on radio: Ok.
I'm entering a large cavern.

There's something else in here,

but he sounds whiny and scared!

That's your echo, pleakley.

Oh. Right.

I know you're in
here! Come on out!

Safety off.

Squeeze the trigger.

Blee ah!

Darn thing's still in reverse.

Oh, dear.

Let's get a new guide book.

Run! Run!

Pleakley!

Pleakley, do you read me?

Pleakley?

Under a lot of rubble.

Rubble's hard, by the way.

Not soft, hard.

Thank bluzark, I'm alive!

And the rock slide
seems to have stabilized.

D'oh!

Never mind.

I'll get you!

Aah! More rubble!

All there is is rubble.

It's still not soft.

Aah!

He's a little guy to
have such a big voice.

Duck! Dodge! Spin!

Tuck! Roll! Arabesque!

Grand jete!

Yaah!

Did I do that?

Well, aren't you sweet?

Daddy sorry he blasted
baby into the wall.

Yes, he is! Yes, he is, little
baby with a big voice... oop!

Gotta go!

Huh?

Wha?

So it's you!

Joota!

That's it! I'm
going in after him!

Wait! Look!

Pleakley!

It's ok, yaarp.

She's a friend.

Yaarp?

What? Only you get
to name experiments?

Pleakley.

You manage to amaze a brain

even as big as mine.

Heh heh heh heh.

Stitch, pleakley did it!

We've got yaarp!

So shake the big dummy
and meet us back at the house.

I'm sorry, he can't come
to the phone right now.

If you leave your
name and number...

Gantu!

What have you done with stitch?

You mean experiment .

The little trog is right here.

But I'm willing to
give him back...

In exchange for experiment .

Ok. What's say we meet at...

The old lighthouse?

Oh, no you don't!

We're meeting
somewhere public this time.

Drat!

He's onto us.

All right.

How about the new
natural history exhibit

at the museum?

Finally... A nice, calm museum.

Did you know that whales are
protected by up to tons of blubber?

This one looks
particularly blubbery.

It's muscle, not blubber!

Earth girl.

Big dummy.

Foolish earth forms!

Why haven't you
soundproofed him?

Because we're
plotting to rescue stitch.

Say again?

Because we've trained
him to obey his master!

Ah. Well. Heh.

I suppose that'll save
hamstaviel the trouble.

Now hand him over!

Hold it.

Where's stitch?

Spabatah!

Wanka patookie.

Ok.

Unh! Uhh.

See how easy this can be?

Aloyha, losers!

Burglar alarm! First floor!

Wait! Stop it!

Stop shoving!

I gotta document this!

I thought this was
going too smoothly.

Zeeboogle!

Grr!

We have the suspect surrounded.

Blitsnak.

Did you get a good
look at him, mikalei?

Yes, sir. He look like a...

A whale, sir.

I'm afraid he got away.

Huh. My city is being
bullied by a rampaging whale?

Excuse me.

Did you say your city?

Yes, I did.

Mayor a**l...

Who are you?

She is the one that
tripped the alarm.

My name's lilo, and
I didn't trip the alarm.

It was my... Pet
large-horned... Wild...

Pig.

Your pig tripped the alarm?

No!

He is the alarm.

That's a pretty big
voice for such a little fella.

Well... Thanks
for your help, lilo.

Small person, big voice.

Mr. Mayor!

Yes?

I, uh, thought
you should know...

That the whale
isn't really a whale.

It's not?

Nope! Actually...
He's a space alien.

Well, thank goodness.

I'd have a hard time
explaining a rampaging whale

to the city council.

It's occurred to me

that some of the city's
most important buildings

might benefit from having
alien invasion alarms installed.

An alien invasion alarm system!

Why, that's the most ridic...

Are you the mayor of this city?

That's right. What
can I do for you?

We just wanted you to know that
you have ruined our honeymoon!

Your city is crawling
with weird creatures.

We're leaving for the
mainland immediately,

and we are never coming back!

Good day!

In the interest of
continued tourism,

you, uh... Might
like to read this.

So, girls, if you ever see signs
of hostile extraterrestrial activity,

just push this button.

Wow!

He's got amazing
power for a little guy!

Just like a certain

one-eyed-experiment-
catching wonder

of my close personal
acquaintance.

Uh... sir...

You don't really believe in this
alien invasion nonsense, do you?

Of course not.

But someday, these little
girls will be voters, too.
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